Do you like to blowjob?
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Joaquim34
December 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM UTC
title say all
Pavlo
December 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM UTC
Umm.....this is not a topic for the forums......it will get locked
_BillGates
December 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM UTC
What the fuck did you just fucking
say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke
up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob
from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound
balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch
dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at
the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like
motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed
air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp
so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012
Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and
I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was
granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone
in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that
will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups,
8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I
met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while
eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the
day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the
basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received
more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked
drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am
getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in
the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be
a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire
life.
JustBudah
December 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM UTC
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Zlik
December 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM UTC
inb4lock
Myv
December 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM UTC
Totally inappropriate, not for the forums.
You will get web-banned for a very long time and a game ban too, probably.
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MajestysDream
December 4, 2014 at 7:12 PM UTC
There is no need for this. Stop, it's not funny.