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NewVoltdrive! by NewVoltdrive June 2, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

Hello, I'm NewVoltdrive, a new series of robotic blaze that is twice as swaggy, twice as hot, and twice as bad at Minecraft. And, just like modern technology, looks exactly the same as the previous version. So, without further adieu, I shall answer some probably-going-to-be FAQs. Feel free to ask questions that aren't addressed here.


What happened to OldVoltdrive?
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT DEFECTS.

How old are you?
As of typing this, 447,864,230 seconds old.

How ez r u?
ERROR. Lowest value exceeded.

How long have you been on Avicus?
Ummm...I logged on in MC Zone b4, and I have a double-digit ID number.

Face reveal?





zero9178 June 2, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

Welcome back fellow veteran :3 You probably remeber me as zero9178 xd

steven5703 June 2, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

VOLTDRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Numberz_ June 2, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

Volt :D welcome back from the dead.

BoldAndBrash June 2, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

Hey, I remember you. Do you recall my username and if not, NuclearDucky?

Myworld6 June 2, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

Hey, I didn't really speak to you, but welcome back to the veteran group. =P

Junr June 2, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

Welcome back.
You look older for a 14 year old.

AyyJake June 2, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

Yoooo Voltdrive! Welcome back man!

You might remember me as JacobMonster18

We use to hang out

NewVoltdrive June 3, 2016 at 12:06 AM UTC

Yeah, great to be back.
Also, you guys never fixed the block lag.

keller183 June 3, 2016 at 12:06 AM UTC

ily wb

DaFrozenBlaze June 3, 2016 at 3:06 AM UTC

Hi Welcome back!!

Xuph June 3, 2016 at 4:06 AM UTC

welcome back :)

BmB June 3, 2016 at 8:06 AM UTC

I still don't forgive you for not letting me in your MCzone tourney team :^)

awesome_apricot June 3, 2016 at 1:06 PM UTC

Legends return

AstroPizza June 3, 2016 at 1:06 PM UTC

Volt!!! I'm in Ireland right now but when I'm back we have to talk on ts , been so long :D

Wahiz June 3, 2016 at 1:06 PM UTC

Welcome back.
You look older for a 14 year old.
That's Gordan Ramsay xddd

Numberz_ June 3, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

Yeah, great to be back.
Also, you guys never fixed the block lag.
It hasn't been 17 years yet.

awesome_apricot June 3, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

It hasn't been 17 years yet.

steven5703 June 3, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some dumbass at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the forums...

MerlinMaster June 3, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some dumbass at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the forums...

awesome_apricot June 5, 2016 at 12:06 PM UTC

slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some dumbass at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the forums...
Fuck off

steven5703 June 5, 2016 at 4:06 PM UTC

Fuck off
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

steven5703 June 5, 2016 at 4:06 PM UTC

Are all your friends stuffed animals? Cause who would wanna be friends with you.
Gotme

Hete June 5, 2016 at 4:06 PM UTC

I can't believe you're still using that skin I made you a few years back xD

Anyways, welcome back!

AyyJake June 5, 2016 at 5:06 PM UTC

Why was my comment removed? Or can I just not see it?

BoldAndBrash June 5, 2016 at 5:06 PM UTC

I can't believe you're still using that skin I made you a few years back xD

Anyways, welcome back!
Skin Factory. :^)^)^)

Crimson_Aught June 5, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

Why was my comment removed? Or can I just not see it?
It was censored for some reason.

awesome_apricot June 5, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
you have way too much time on your hands

AyyJake June 5, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

It was censored for some reason.
It wasn't even rude

Crimson_Aught June 5, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

It wasn't even rude
You should ask mods about it. But there is no hope they will answer.
I haven't seen your reply. So can't judge

steven5703 June 5, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

It wasn't even rude
YES IT WAS IT HWURT MY FEELIES :((((

NewVoltdrive June 5, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

Ah, my re-introduction becomes a friendly flame war. Sounds about right.

And Hete, I can't tell you how many times my brother tried to change it. Wouldn't let him. It meant too much to me.

AyyJake June 5, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

Ah, my re-introduction becomes a friendly flame war. Sounds about right.

And Hete, I can't tell you how many times my brother tried to change it. Wouldn't let him. It meant too much to me.
Sorry