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Who Has The Best 3 Pickup Lines by DragonStrong September 24, 2015 at 11:09 AM UTC

1. You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.' xD
2. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
3. Can i follow you home because my parents always told me to follow my dreams

GalaxyBen September 24, 2015 at 12:09 PM UTC

Don't we have a topic like this one?

DaFrozenBlaze September 24, 2015 at 12:09 PM UTC

Don't we have a topic like this one?
It's somewhere, in fact I read it a few days ago, but I can't find it now.

DragonStrong September 24, 2015 at 1:09 PM UTC

oh i didnt know oops

Robin_DD_J September 24, 2015 at 1:09 PM UTC

You're a 9 out of 10, and im the one you need.

SWEET_Johny September 24, 2015 at 1:09 PM UTC

your skins is so soft, it would make a great mask

ClubberNugget September 24, 2015 at 1:09 PM UTC

your skins is so soft, it would make a great mask
10/10

JustBudah September 24, 2015 at 1:09 PM UTC

I don't need a pickup line

DaFrozenBlaze September 24, 2015 at 1:09 PM UTC

I don't need a pickup line
Best

kycrafft September 24, 2015 at 2:09 PM UTC

I'm here, what's your second wish?

RIP_Avicus September 24, 2015 at 3:09 PM UTC

https://avicus.net/forums/c99cb11ee

DaFrozenBlaze September 24, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC

https://avicus.net/forums/c99cb11ee
There is a really old one.


https://avicus.net/forums/f69e3f70a?page=1 Should be this lol.

SmokeJamo September 24, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC

Do you have a bandaid because I just fell for you
do you have the time (yes it's 3:45am) no the time to give me your number

Rainstruck September 24, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC

Did you fart, because you blew me away.

HentieSenpai September 25, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

Girl you a beaver?
cos DAM!

Itsameekizzii September 25, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

Boy, you give me proptosis.

kycrafft September 25, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

Boy, you give me proptosis.
KIZZY WHERE DID YOU GO HOLY CRAP

Itsameekizzii September 25, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

KIZZY WHERE DID YOU GO HOLY CRAP
left for life but so far nothing is happening soo yeah, just trying to find a job been stuck in the house 24/7 with nothing to do.

34th September 25, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Are you a whale... Because we can hump back at our place

FrozenThorn September 25, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

You want to know what the best thing in my life is?

Read the first word. :)

Rainstruck September 25, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

You want to know what the best thing in my life is?

Read the first word. :)

Okay, this one is actually good!

HarryRules2002 September 25, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

I am pickup line king, got frozen and petlas that way

ImRaging September 25, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

I don't need a pickup line
you need plastic surgery



jks ily

HarryRules2002 September 25, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

CUTE
The only thing I want to change about you is your last name.
Out of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
If I was a basket baller I would never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

BEST
Hey, tie your shoes. I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You know what type of material this shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material.

DIRTY
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

FUNNY
Damn girl, your ass is bigger then my future.
Are you religious because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Your body is 75% water and I'm thirsty.

CHEESY
Are you a magician because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears.
Your dad must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
Your eyes are blue,  like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

Myv September 25, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC

Are you the owner of Jacobs? Cos you're a cracker...

MidnightBeats September 25, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC

If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

steven5703 September 25, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC

You want to know what the best thing in my life is?

Read the first word. :)

want to know what the best thing in life is? read the last word me

_Phyre September 25, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC

Are you a computer technician? Cos you turn my software into hardware.
~Alien.

Subscriptor September 25, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC

I am pickup line king, got frozen and petlas that way
son you will never get a girlfriend like that

PieZ September 25, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC

I will make you as wet as one of my defenses.

Subscriptor September 25, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC

I will make you as wet as one of my defenses.
I will tunnel through your defense, deep deep, I will get what I need, and place it on the victory monument. dirty xdd

PieZ September 25, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC

I will tunnel through your defense, deep deep, I will get what I need, and place it on the victory monument. dirty xdd
Too long. It will most likely bore her than make her chuckle or what ever she would do.

lithp September 25, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC

I wanna eat you like I eat oreos, spread you apart and lick the good stuff in between...
Are you from Japan? Cuz I wanna get all up in Japanties.
Me:How do you spell "me"
Girl: "m.e."
Me: You forgot the "d"
Girl: There's no "d" in "me"
Me: Not yet... ;)

Ezno September 25, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. ;-;

Javipepe September 25, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

Is there anything better than a dirty roses are red poem though?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rythming is hard
Like I am for you

Rainstruck September 25, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

Lol! This is like yik yak but on the forums all over again.

ViceTechnicolour September 25, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

>Out of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.

JustBudah September 25, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

you need plastic surgery



jks ily
Meh, don't want to look like you

<3

BelgiumWaffles September 26, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Yussss this is just what i need because there is à new girl in town and she so freaking hot and so gangsta i like thug woman my brother and me are fighting over her

Petlas September 26, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Yussss this is just what i need because there is à new girl in town and she so freaking hot and so gangsta i like thug woman my brother and me are fighting over her
okay ill come over tonight c u there

JOHN_CENAAAAAAAA September 26, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Call me John Cena because I'll only need five moves.

Petlas September 26, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

I am pickup line king, got frozen and petlas that way
you thought they worked? das cute :')

BelgiumWaffles September 26, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Call me John Cena because I'll only need five moves.

Why so Many jc fans in here

BelgiumWaffles September 26, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

okay ill come over tonight c u there
U skype ?;)

FrozenSolstice September 26, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

U skype ?;)
Please no flirting.

@Petlas: Ruuuuun!

JOHN_CENAAAAAAAA September 26, 2015 at 7:09 AM UTC

Please no flirting.

@Petlas: Ruuuuun!
they're called pick up lines for a reason

DonaldMyTrump September 26, 2015 at 4:09 PM UTC

U skype ?;)
be careful snowrue is always watching the forums.

piratewithgun September 26, 2015 at 10:09 PM UTC

Are you my appendix? Because I don't know what you do, but this feeling in my stomach wants to take you out

BelgiumWaffles September 26, 2015 at 10:09 PM UTC

be careful snowrue is always watching the forums.
Who is snowrue?

DragonStrong September 27, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Please no flirting.

@Petlas: Ruuuuun!
Yeah thats how i got your skype Frozen xD

FrozenSolstice September 27, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Yeah thats how i got your skype Frozen xD
lol

jannerboy September 27, 2015 at 6:09 AM UTC

Ive lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me.

Jiim September 27, 2015 at 2:09 PM UTC

If heaven looks like you, I'd love to die immediately

Ezou September 28, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/uGCzLGY
Best pick up line ever.

Wahiz October 3, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

Baby, I'm no weather man,but you can expect a few inches tonight