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Official Riddles Thread REBORN by MLGtino November 10, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

lmao get reborn scrub.

I'm gonna use an easy one to get this thread started, then we'll get into the big riddles.

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?

go getem

Arachadonic November 10, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

Its one-story. There is no stairs.

Riddle:
What is the center of gravity?

SnowSX3 November 10, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

Its one-story. There is no stairs.

Riddle:
What is the center of gravity?
*are

The centre of gravity is "V"

Riddle:
What comes down but never goes up?

IamSUPERMAN2007 November 10, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

Its one-story. There is no stairs.

Riddle:
What is the center of gravity?
v

IamSUPERMAN2007 November 10, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

*are

The centre of gravity is "V"

Riddle:
What comes down but never goes up?
Down synd.. uh I mean rain.

Doppelganger_ November 10, 2014 at 10:11 PM UTC

What can be bent, broken and made but can never be touched

D00ZiE November 10, 2014 at 10:11 PM UTC

What can be bent, broken and made but can never be touched
Rules. 

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

IamSUPERMAN2007 November 10, 2014 at 10:11 PM UTC

What can be bent, broken and made but can never be touched
Rules

doozie noob
edit: lunch and dinner

JUBBINATOR November 10, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

Rules

doozie noob
edit: lunch and dinner
What about brunch and tea? And what about water? You DRINK water. Heck, you drink erry liquid! Plus what about snacks.

Plus you can't eat abstract stuffz, like happiness

Ducksfanwaterloo November 10, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

If you could eat 3 bee's who live in
3 different tree's what degree's are the 3 lord's of the  tree's going to state???

kycrafft November 10, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

What about brunch and tea? And what about water? You DRINK water. Heck, you drink erry liquid! Plus what about snacks.

Plus you can't eat abstract stuffz, like happiness
Yes I can. I just 8 your happiness m8

OPTOBAT November 10, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

If you could eat 3 bee's who live in
3 different tree's what degree's are the 3 lord's of the  tree's going to state???
3? THREE?! 3????
Illuminati!!!!

What goes around the world but stays in one corner?

Ducksfanwaterloo November 10, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

3? THREE?! 3????
Illuminati!!!!

What goes around the world but stays in one corner?
Illuminati Confirmed.  http://prntscr.com/554fjc



Postage Stamp?

badgg November 11, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it and if you eat it, you die.

Cytokinesis November 11, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it and if you eat it, you die.
Nothing.A man is walking to the fair. As he's going to the fair he meets 7 men who each have 7 wives. Each wife has 7 bags. In each bag is 7 cats. Each cat has 7 kittens.How many in all were going to the fair?

FirstSintax November 11, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

What is greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it and if you eat it, you die.
nothing

What follows you all day but goes away at night?
edit:k

FirstSintax November 11, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

Nothing.A man is walking to the fair. As he's going to the fair he meets 7 men who each have 7 wives. Each wife has 7 bags. In each bag is 7 cats. Each cat has 7 kittens.How many in all were going to the fair?
1 man

Cytokinesis November 11, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

nothing

What follows you all day but goes away at night?
edit:k
Shadow. Easy one: a man rides in to town on Friday stays three days then leaves on Friday. How?

FirstSintax November 11, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

Shadow. Easy one: a man rides in to town on Friday stays three days then leaves on Friday. How?
double snipe

FirstSintax November 11, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

Shadow. Easy one: a man rides in to town on Friday stays three days then leaves on Friday. How?
his horse is named friday

Lizzy, Elizabeth, Bethany, and Bella go find eggs.
They each pick an egg, and return home. 
There was one egg brought home, why?

07SilverWolf no look closer

Cytokinesis November 11, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

his horse is named friday

Lizzy, Elizabeth, Bethany, and Bella go find eggs.
They each pick an egg, and return home. 
There was one egg brought home, why?

07SilverWolf no look closer
They picked the same egg?

JUBBINATOR November 11, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

what starts with f and ends in uck?
what start with p and ends in orn?
what get more excited the more you stroke it?

FirstSintax November 11, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

what starts with f and ends in uck?
what start with p and ends in orn?
what get more excited the more you stroke it?
firetruck
popcorn
dog

Cytokinesis November 11, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

If the red man lives in the red house the blue man lives in the blue hoes and the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house

Zaayk November 11, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

If the red man lives in the red house the blue man lives in the blue hoes and the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house
Obama.

MustardMan227 November 11, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

If the red man lives in the red house the blue man lives in the blue hoes and the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house
The president.
Vines need me, vipers cant live without me, for I am the center of gravity. What am I?

FirstSintax November 11, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

The president.
Vines need me, vipers cant live without me, for I am the center of gravity. What am I?
thats been taken

JUBBINATOR November 11, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

The president.
Vines need me, vipers cant live without me, for I am the center of gravity. What am I?
V
First I barked, then I roared, now I bark again. Who am I?

MLGtino November 11, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

V
First I barked, then I roared, now I bark again. Who am I?
Shovel Gang.

Glitchaye November 11, 2014 at 4:11 AM UTC

I am a vessel without hinges, lock or lid, yet, within my walls, a golden treasure is hid. What am I?

ProfessorUtonium November 11, 2014 at 4:11 AM UTC

I am a vessel without hinges, lock or lid, yet, within my walls, a golden treasure is hid. What am I?
An Egg

JUBBINATOR November 11, 2014 at 4:11 AM UTC

Shovel Gang.
Muh gawd it was Snoop Dogg...

kycrafft November 11, 2014 at 5:11 AM UTC

his horse is named friday

Lizzy, Elizabeth, Bethany, and Bella go find eggs.
They each pick an egg, and return home. 
There was one egg brought home, why?

07SilverWolf no look closer
They picked eggs but only one person brought their egg home?

Whale__Warrior November 11, 2014 at 7:11 AM UTC

The more you take the more you leave behind

Zedther November 11, 2014 at 8:11 AM UTC

The more you take the more you leave behind
footsteps!

Zedther November 11, 2014 at 8:11 AM UTC

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?

Whale__Warrior November 11, 2014 at 8:11 AM UTC

yh

What's full of holes but stil holds water?

Zedther November 11, 2014 at 8:11 AM UTC

A sponge ^