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What is your favorite clean joke? by PokerFace March 18, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC

I saw this joke on the internet a couple years ago and it has been my favorite ever since.

Joke: How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: A Brazillian (Sounds like bazillion)

Share yours below! I understand jokes aren't as funny when you read them online, so try share some with your friends.

Edit: Don't you dare say AVICUS xD

zicuri March 18, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC

Amicus

profbananaslug March 18, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC

why did the cow cross the road

to get to the "udder" side

Posighdun March 18, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC

MeMySelfAndGhost


Oh sorry didn't see the word clean there, ahhh. I got one;
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.

PokerFace March 18, 2017 at 7:03 AM UTC

MeMySelfAndGhost


Oh sorry didn't see the word clean there, ahhh. I got one;
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.
Nice one, made me chuckle.

TooSweetSki March 18, 2017 at 8:03 AM UTC

Why did the partially blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Xuph March 18, 2017 at 8:03 AM UTC

Joke: Why were prestige so removed?
Answer:

Lokigh March 18, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC

Joke: Why were prestige so removed?
Answer:
no punchline and it still made me laugh xd

Xuph March 18, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC

no punchline and it still made me laugh xd
Thats the point

Lokigh March 18, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC

what do you call a fish with no eyes????


a fsh                                 HAHAHAHahahahahHA

Walt March 18, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC

What is your favorite clean joke?


Posighdun

Sweedie March 18, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC

what do you call a fish with no eyes????


a fsh                                 HAHAHAHahahahahHA
lol

Zeusy March 18, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC

Joke: Why were prestige so removed?
Answer:
bahahahah

RATTLEWARRIOR March 18, 2017 at 2:03 PM UTC

"We will build a Ladder"

Crimson_Aught March 18, 2017 at 2:03 PM UTC

"There is no democracy" (on Avicus, ed)
:>

ytilauxesomoh March 18, 2017 at 2:03 PM UTC

Whats the hardest part of eating vegetables?

the wheelchairs

Diabolicx March 18, 2017 at 3:03 PM UTC

How does a muslim close a door ?

Islams it

imryaan March 18, 2017 at 9:03 PM UTC

a man walked into a bar


..ouch

_Azazzel March 18, 2017 at 9:03 PM UTC

Why don't skeletons play music in church?


Because they got no organs

MLGtino March 18, 2017 at 11:03 PM UTC

17 years.

potatoarmor March 19, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC

Drinks Windex


Cleans stomach


there is a cleaning joke

gyalchester March 19, 2017 at 11:03 AM UTC

Joke: Why were prestige so removed?
Answer:
You were permanently banned from Avic.us | If you think your ban is unfair, please make an appeal at (cba to put website and ts)

Or8 March 19, 2017 at 7:03 PM UTC

Is this considered clean? 


What's the most awkward  thing that's happened when you were "sleeping" with someone? 

They woke up

LOOOOOOOOOOL

piratewithgun March 19, 2017 at 9:03 PM UTC

Why there aren't Jewish in Jupiter?

Because it's a gaseous planet. 

Don't​ kill me :<
lmao

OriginaI March 20, 2017 at 2:03 AM UTC

17 years.
Haven't heard someone say that joke in 17 years