What is your favorite clean joke?
by
PokerFace
March 18, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC
I saw this joke on the internet a couple years ago and it has been my favorite ever since.
Joke: How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: A Brazillian (Sounds like bazillion)
Share yours below! I understand jokes aren't as funny when you read them online, so try share some with your friends.
Edit: Don't you dare say AVICUS xD
zicuri
March 18, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC
Amicus
profbananaslug
March 18, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC
why did the cow cross the road
to get to the "udder" side
Posighdun
March 18, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC
MeMySelfAndGhost
Oh sorry didn't see the word clean there, ahhh. I got one;
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.
PokerFace
March 18, 2017 at 7:03 AM UTC
Replied to
Posighdun
MeMySelfAndGhost Oh sorry didn't see the word clean there, ahhh. I got one; What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.
Nice one, made me chuckle.
TooSweetSki
March 18, 2017 at 8:03 AM UTC
Why did the partially blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Xuph
March 18, 2017 at 8:03 AM UTC
Joke: Why were prestige so removed?
Answer:
Lokigh
March 18, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC
Replied to
Xuph
Joke: Why were prestige so removed? Answer:
no punchline and it still made me laugh xd
Xuph
March 18, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC
Replied to
Lokigh
no punchline and it still made me laugh xd
Thats the point
Lokigh
March 18, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC
what do you call a fish with no eyes????
a fsh HAHAHAHahahahahHA
Walt
March 18, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC
What is your favorite clean joke? Posighdun
Sweedie
March 18, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC
Replied to
Lokigh
what do you call a fish with no eyes???? a fsh HAHAHAHahahahahHA
lol
Zeusy
March 18, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC
Replied to
Xuph
Joke: Why were prestige so removed? Answer:
bahahahah
RATTLEWARRIOR
March 18, 2017 at 2:03 PM UTC
"We will build a Ladder"
Crimson_Aught
March 18, 2017 at 2:03 PM UTC
"There is no democracy" (on Avicus, ed)
:>
ytilauxesomoh
March 18, 2017 at 2:03 PM UTC
Whats the hardest part of eating vegetables?
the wheelchairs
Diabolicx
March 18, 2017 at 3:03 PM UTC
How does a muslim close a door ?
Islams it
imryaan
March 18, 2017 at 9:03 PM UTC
a man walked into a bar
..ouch
_Azazzel
March 18, 2017 at 9:03 PM UTC
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
Because they got no organs
MLGtino
March 18, 2017 at 11:03 PM UTC
17 years.
potatoarmor
March 19, 2017 at 1:03 AM UTC
Drinks Windex Cleans stomach there is a cleaning joke
gyalchester
March 19, 2017 at 11:03 AM UTC
Replied to
Xuph
Joke: Why were prestige so removed? Answer:
You were permanently banned from Avic.us | If you think your ban is unfair, please make an appeal at (cba to put website and ts)
Or8
March 19, 2017 at 7:03 PM UTC
Is this considered clean?
What's the most awkward thing that's happened when you were "sleeping" with someone?
They woke up
LOOOOOOOOOOL
piratewithgun
March 19, 2017 at 9:03 PM UTC
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ImTheRealBakugo
Why there aren't Jewish in Jupiter? Because it's a gaseous planet. Don't kill me :<
lmao
OriginaI
March 20, 2017 at 2:03 AM UTC
Replied to
MLGtino
Haven't heard someone say that joke in
17 years