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Official Stupid Question Thread by Cynthesis June 14, 2015 at 11:06 AM UTC

This is completely off topic, but here is the place to ask all the stupid questions stored in the back of your head and have them answered by others. Just a few guidelines:
Here are some examples of questions I'm looking for:

Spoookeh June 14, 2015 at 11:06 AM UTC

http://uk.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/04/the-50-most-ridiculous-questions-on-yahoo-answers/47

Faith in humanity destroyed...

Serious note:


Tarulas June 14, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC

If bars can't serve drunk people why can MCDonalds serve fat people?

Do penguins have knees?

If you weigh 99 pounds and eat a pound of nachos are you 1% nacho?

Where in the Humpty Dumpty rhyme does it say he was an egg?

Lakitue June 14, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC

Es pods de baest gmer?

ImRaging June 14, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC

Is Pizza better than BajanCanadian?

Zew June 14, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

TheTNTPotato June 14, 2015 at 1:06 PM UTC

What are we? :0000

Ogrey June 14, 2015 at 2:06 PM UTC

What hope does scorpion have with milk if can't breathe?

pope_panda June 14, 2015 at 2:06 PM UTC

are we human or are we dancer

Tarulas June 14, 2015 at 2:06 PM UTC

What are we? :0000
Jannerboy's slaves

_Phyre June 14, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

If you built a ship, replaced every piece of wood with a new piece of wood. And out of the old ones you build a second ship. Which ship is the original?

steven5703 June 14, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

What is the color of nothing? Something ive always wondered since i was 8.

FrozenSolstice June 14, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

What is the color of nothing? Something ive always wondered since i was 8.
The .png checkers.

vladthegreat100 June 14, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

What did the chicken find in his mail?

SirCyaniide June 14, 2015 at 6:06 PM UTC

If we can't see air, Can fish see water 0_o?

Vobaseball12 June 14, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

How do I do mod stuff?

hasl June 14, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

Yo, you know Obama, what's his surname?

kycrafft June 14, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

If you can't see gravity how do you know it exists?! 

Ignorants; 1
Scientists: 0

awesome_apricot June 14, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

g



???????

GrantInPhoenix June 15, 2015 at 8:06 AM UTC

if the earth stopped spinning on a summer break's morning, wouldn't it mean no school for the rest of your life?


Riskayyy June 15, 2015 at 8:06 AM UTC

if the earth stopped spinning on a summer break's morning, wouldn't it mean no school for the rest of your life?

No, everyone would die as we would literally be rag dolls. Everything man made would also travel at 300+km/h.

Legoche June 15, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

Is Pizza better than BajanCanadian?
no baejan is best

look at this video where he reks like 1000 guys!11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rZ6dKycc8

it was like so ez for him cos they were all lagging and frozen and he just ran around with his sword and rekd

Okiba June 15, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

If BajanCanadian lives in California, then why the hell is he BajanCanadian

Emmaye June 15, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

What's 9+10?

Okiba June 15, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

19

_Phyre June 15, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

@Vladthegreat100 ; Mail obviously
@SirCaynide ; Yes, Fish are a totally different life form.
@Vobaseball12 ; Eat, Sleep, Ban, Repeat
@DeciduousRukki ; Obama, since his that is his last name, and will be for the rest of his presidency and life
@kycraft ; You don't have to see something for it to exsist, just like air.
@awesome_apricot ; G is the 7th letter in the alphabet, known to be originated from Britain in the 1800's
@iTerraCubist ; No, as time will still go one, and the earth would still revolve aroud the sun.
@Solda ; Positive.
@Incongruence ; He doesn't exsist, it is just a gamer tag.
@Emmaye ; 19.94359346979823629356342978437659234583267032634875681934564892347689564169476

Joltz_ June 16, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

If I eat myself will I disappear or become 2 times bigger

DaFrozenBlaze June 16, 2015 at 5:06 AM UTC

Can I walk on the sun during winter, cos it's like you know colder

Petlas June 16, 2015 at 5:06 AM UTC

Can I walk on the sun during winter, cos it's like you know colder
If the sun had specific seasons, of course you could! (((((:

DaFrozenBlaze June 16, 2015 at 5:06 AM UTC

If the sun had specific seasons, of course you could! (((((:
YAY  Dream come true :)

MidnightBeats June 16, 2015 at 5:06 AM UTC

Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes

kycrafft June 16, 2015 at 6:06 AM UTC

Where does night go during the day?

JJTheGuy June 16, 2015 at 6:06 AM UTC

Where does night go during the day?
Home, where else????????????

Riskayyy June 16, 2015 at 6:06 AM UTC

Can I walk on the sun during winter, cos it's like you know colder
Not sure if that was a serious question, but in case it was:
No, it's not possible to walk on the sun - no matter what. The only reason why Winter is cold is because of how Earth is facing. Obviously, your country is facing away from the Sun, hence the cold weather.

Doppelganger_ June 16, 2015 at 9:06 AM UTC

This is basically just /r/ShowerThoughts (there are some explicit ones on there go at your discretion) in question form.


DaFrozenBlaze June 16, 2015 at 1:06 PM UTC

Not sure if that was a serious question, but in case it was:
No, it's not possible to walk on the sun - no matter what. The only reason why Winter is cold is because of how Earth is facing. Obviously, your country is facing away from the Sun, hence the cold weather.
I thought this isn't a thread for serious questions but ok :(

Cynthesis June 16, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

I thought this isn't a thread for serious questions but ok :(
This isn't necessarily a thread for serious answers nor questions, though both are allowed.

DaFrozenBlaze June 16, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC

This isn't necessarily a thread for serious answers nor questions, though both are allowed.
I know lol, Jozz asked if mine was a serious one.

Deezi June 16, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Vobaseball12 June 16, 2015 at 9:06 PM UTC

If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Yes, because a joke is a joke. People just might have stupid ones that make you want to punch someone in the face :)

See, my joke at the end was stupid, and no one probably laughed at it.

Okiba June 16, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
It was, but you have no friends to laugh with you :CCCC

ProfessorUtonium June 17, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

What is the square root of the sun multiplied by the mass of a feather subtracted by the mass of my Body multiplied by the square root of pie times the circumference of the sun subtracted by the amount of humans that can fit inside the sun plus the circumference of the sun multiplied by 2 squared subtracted by 99999999?

Deezi June 17, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

What is the square root of the sun multiplied by the mass of a feather subtracted by the mass of my Body multiplied by the square root of pie times the circumference of the sun subtracted by the amount of humans that can fit inside the sun plus the circumference of the sun multiplied by 2 squared subtracted by 99999999?
3.14
i used a calculator

AutoHit June 17, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

How do I make a reply on a forum on Avicus Network forum section? I'm really new to this so please help!!1 :(

AutoHit June 17, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

no baejan is best

look at this video where he reks like 1000 guys!11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rZ6dKycc8

it was like so ez for him cos they were all lagging and frozen and he just ran around with his sword and rekd
ikr bajan is such a good pvper!1!
https://youtu.be/K4rZ6dKycc8?t=14m9s
hear that jitterclick??!1/

SWEET_Johny June 17, 2015 at 8:06 AM UTC

How do you tell which side of a potato chip is saltier, without tasting it?

smitdalt June 17, 2015 at 6:06 PM UTC

How do you tell which side of a potato chip is saltier, without tasting it?
Step 1: Take a swap of both sides of the potato chip using a Q-tip
Step 2: Carefully seal both swabs in a bulletproof bag
Step 3: Use a Greenlee 701K-G Professional Tone and Probe Tracing Kit to check the NaCl content
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit

SWEET_Johny June 17, 2015 at 6:06 PM UTC

Step 1: Take a swap of both sides of the potato chip using a Q-tip
Step 2: Carefully seal both swabs in a bulletproof bag
Step 3: Use a Greenlee 701K-G Professional Tone and Probe Tracing Kit to check the NaCl content
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit
omg thanks now i just need to know to eat the saltier side of the potato chip without eating the other side kthxmum

Cynthesis June 22, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

omg thanks now i just need to know to eat the saltier side of the potato chip without eating the other side kthxmum
You'll need a really thin knife and would have to cut it extremely precisely. You could even do that with a laser, I suppose.

kycrafft June 22, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

omg thanks now i just need to know to eat the saltier side of the potato chip without eating the other side kthxmum
"how to eat the saltier side"

Salty confirmed!!!

MangoSmoothie_ June 22, 2015 at 5:06 AM UTC

What's 9+10?
21