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[Game] Cursed Wishes/Corrupt a Wish by ProfessorUtonium May 5, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

So this game is simple
Curse the wish of the player above you

Example:
"I wish for a hotdog"
"Wish Granted, but your dog ate the hotdog before you" "I wish to become the best Minecraft PVPer"
"Wish Granted, but every server banned you for using autoclicker but you didn't"
And so on

I'll start
I wish that an avicus team wins the tournament

MidnightBeats May 5, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

Wish granted, but Avicus shuts down the day after.

ClubberNugget May 5, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

Wish Granted, but each individual on the team wanted all the glory, so they fought to the death and the last one alive then regretted his/her decision to be selfish 0_0 Too much? XD

I wish that I could read minds

Edit: Doh

MidnightBeats May 5, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

Wish Granted, but each individual on the team wanted all the glory, so they fought to the death and the last one alive then regretted his/her decision to be selfish 0_0 Too much? XD

I wish that I could read minds

Edit: Doh
Wish granted.
However, you can only read the part of their minds that displays hatred.


i wish for the world to be rid of idiots.

TheColdCrafter May 5, 2015 at 3:05 AM UTC

Wish granted, now its full of trolls

I wish school wasnt so boring

PokerFace May 5, 2015 at 3:05 AM UTC

Wish granted, now its full of trolls

I wish school wasnt so boring
Wish granted but now, you have school 24/7.

toketrain May 5, 2015 at 3:05 AM UTC

i wish i could teleport at will

Subscriptor May 5, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

i wish i could teleport at will
Wish granted, but now every teleport costs you a lot of money.

I wish I was happy all my life

Joltz_ May 5, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

Wish granted, but now every teleport costs you a lot of money.

I wish I was happy all my life
Wish granted, but your life only has 3 hours left.

I wish I could have a normal puppy forever, that it will come with me to the afterlife

Da_Baus May 5, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

Wish granted, but your life only has 3 hours left.

I wish I could have a normal puppy forever, that it will come with me to the afterlife
Wish granted but now you uhh you live forever idk

I wish I could lose to stimpay

halfrest May 5, 2015 at 11:05 AM UTC

Wish granted but now you uhh you live forever idk

I wish I could lose to stimpay
Wish granted, but you're so MLG stimpay dies anyway.

I wish I could break a monument with my fist

ClubberNugget May 5, 2015 at 12:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but you're so MLG stimpay dies anyway.

I wish I could break a monument with my fist
KURAPIKA

anyways, wish granted, but now your hand is completely shattered.

I wish I could fly

JJTheGuy May 5, 2015 at 12:05 PM UTC

KURAPIKA

anyways, wish granted, but now your hand is completely shattered.

I wish I could fly
Wish granted, but now you're afraid of heights.

I wish that I could eat as much food as I want with nothing bad happening at all (I.E.: fat, explode because too much, death, stomach ache, ect.)

WhoIsDestiny May 5, 2015 at 12:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but now you're afraid of heights.

I wish that I could eat as much food as I want with nothing bad happening at all (I.E.: fat, explode because too much, death, stomach ache, ect.)
Wish granted, however, the food you touch will immediately start rotting 
I wish i can build ;-;

halfrest May 5, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC

KURAPIKA

anyways, wish granted, but now your hand is completely shattered.

I wish I could fly
D00D, Kurapika is my mc skin also XD

Hunter x Hunter ftw <3

halfrest May 5, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, however, the food you touch will immediately start rotting 
I wish i can build ;-;
Wish granted, but then mojang removed blocks in 1.9.

I wish I could dance like Elvis

ClubberNugget May 5, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but then mojang removed blocks in 1.9.

I wish I could dance like Elvis
I'm watching the series right now, i really like it.

Wish Granted, but everyone is convinced your Elvis and forget who you used to be.

I wish i had super strength

JJTheGuy May 5, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC

I'm watching the series right now, i really like it.

Wish Granted, but everyone is convinced your Elvis and forget who you used to be.

I wish i had super strength
Wish granted, but when you take your first step afterwards, you break through the earth layers, go into the core, and die.

I wish to have people to talk to 24/7.

MidnightBeats May 5, 2015 at 6:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but when you take your first step afterwards, you break through the earth layers, go into the core, and die.

I wish to have people to talk to 24/7.
Wish granted. However they all ramble about things you hate. 


I wish humans weren't stupid.

ProfessorUtonium May 5, 2015 at 7:05 PM UTC

Wish granted. However they all ramble about things you hate. 


I wish humans weren't stupid.
Wish granted but you and your friends become stupid because the world needed more stupid people

I wish for a better computer

Beyo May 5, 2015 at 7:05 PM UTC

wish granted 
but the world was out of electricity so the computer dident work

i wish i could teleport to the monument

JJTheGuy May 5, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

wish granted 
but the world was out of electricity so the computer dident work

i wish i could teleport to the monument
Wish granted, but then you are banned for cheating/hacks.

I wish my friends understood what happens in my life.

My_Old_Man May 5, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

Wsih Grned , bu t then erybod hd no sens of humer

I wish I could spell.

Okiba May 5, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

Wish granted
But you can only spell backwards and no one understood you

I wish I could build better then Sli

BoldAndBrash May 5, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

Wish granted
But you can only spell backwards and no one understood you

I wish I could build better then Sli
Wish granted

But turns out you're only good at building IRL

I wish I had a dog

Jahaj May 5, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

Wish granted

But turns out you're only good at building IRL

I wish I had a dog
Wish granted, but the dog dies 1 day after you get it.

I wish to have the most subcribed YouTube channel.

BoldAndBrash May 5, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but the dog dies 1 day after you get it.

I wish to have the most subcribed YouTube channel.
Wish granted, but your fanbase is worse than Sky's.

I wish I could run for more than 2 minutes.

Joltz_ May 5, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but your fanbase is worse than Sky's.

I wish I could run for more than 2 minutes.
Wish accepted, but you run into the void

i wish I could have a turn on a chair from "The voice"

Okiba May 5, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but your turn lasts for 0.000000000000001 seconds

I wish I could PvP better then Emmy(everyone knows that I did it legit)

BoldAndBrash May 5, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but your turn lasts for 0.000000000000001 seconds

I wish I could PvP better then Emmy(everyone knows that I did it legit)
Wish granted, but it turns out the only way to be better is to use autoclicker, kill aura, forcefield, and aimbot. In other words, you got banned! xD

I wish I had a phone.

JJTheGuy May 5, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but it turns out the only way to be better is to use autoclicker, kill aura, forcefield, and aimbot. In other words, you got banned! xD

I wish I had a phone.
Wish granted, but it's a horrible flip phone xD

I wish for eternal happiness.

ClubberNugget May 6, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

Wish granted, but it's a horrible flip phone xD

I wish for eternal happiness.
Wish granted, but everyone else hates you for always being happy and they kill you.

I wish I was good at building Minecraft maps

JJTheGuy May 6, 2015 at 7:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, but everyone else hates you for always being happy and they kill you.

I wish I was good at building Minecraft maps
Wish granted, and you got lucky. The people who curse people are feeling lazy today. ;)

I wish to be cooler than MLGTino

ClubberNugget May 6, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

Wish granted, and you got lucky. The people who curse people are feeling lazy today. ;)

I wish to be cooler than MLGTino
Wish granted, but now your too cool for school, so your stupid.....

I wish the curse people were always lazy

Okiba May 6, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

WIsh granted, but everyone refused to become lazy, and they raided your house

I wish I could get a new PC. Not a trash one, but a super computer. Maybe the one in Japan or something :P

spiderman493 May 7, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

Wish Granted,but your computer was so super it was dangerous to life and some from swat came to raid your house and and kill you.


I wish I get cursed for making this wish about getting cursed.

Mango_ July 25, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

RIP https://avicus.net/forums/ef5775f19

Nah it's all good, mine was neglected over a year ago haha.

smitdalt July 25, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

Wish Granted,but your computer was so super it was dangerous to life and some from swat came to raid your house and and kill you.


I wish I get cursed for making this wish about getting cursed.
I can't even respond to this, it's so stupid.

I wish everyone would listen to my amazing pvp guides so they could be gods

Petlas July 25, 2015 at 7:07 AM UTC

Wish granted, but there is a worldwide case of amnesia the next day.

I wish for world peace to be granted.

Subscriptor July 25, 2015 at 7:07 AM UTC

Wish granted, but there is a worldwide case of amnesia the next day.

I wish for world peace to be granted.
Wish granted, but now aliens rule the world.
I wish I had 1ms to every server.

hippitydippity July 25, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

Wish granted, but there is a worldwide case of amnesia the next day.

I wish for world peace to be granted.
u wot

fazer153 July 25, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

Wish granted, but now aliens rule the world.
I wish I had 1ms to every server.
Wish granted, but now you also get only 1 fps

I wish that Shrek will never be drek 
Dreck = Trash

Subscriptor July 25, 2015 at 10:07 AM UTC

Wish granted, but now you also get only 1 fps

I wish that Shrek will never be drek 
Dreck = Trash
wish granted, but now he lost his swamp

i wish i would have mcdonalds now im sooooo hungry ayy lmao

PokerFace July 25, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC

wish granted, but now he lost his swamp

i wish i would have mcdonalds now im sooooo hungry ayy lmao
Wish granted, but the food is in the trash.

I wish I could be rich.

Spoookeh July 25, 2015 at 12:07 PM UTC

Wish granted, but the food is in the trash.

I wish I could be rich.
Wish granted, but now you're unhappy.

I wish to get no homework ever.

fazer153 July 25, 2015 at 12:07 PM UTC

Wish granted, but now you're unhappy.

I wish to get no homework ever.
Wish granted, but now you have double the exams

I wish i was good at mineman pvp

SpicyAF July 25, 2015 at 9:07 PM UTC

Wish granted, but now you have double the exams

I wish i was good at mineman pvp
wish granted, but now ur banned bcuz ur using hax
i wish i could change me ign into whatever i want

Okiba July 25, 2015 at 9:07 PM UTC

wish granted, but the cool down was 14281709410274092179041 eons

I wish I could have as much credits as Pav the Toaster had once, and everyone KNEW it was legit, so no one banned me o3o