[Guide] How to pick up chicks by LavaLeaker November 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
Like many Minecrafters you guys probably have a hard time getting chicks to like you, that's why I created this easy step by step guide to help you get the cutest chick!Be Confident
Confidence is important, it shows strength and insures you won't back down.Be Well Groomed
This might be hard for basement dwellers like you all, but you should make an effort. Chicks don't dig the smell.Be Quick
You don't want the chick to get picked up by another guy first do you? Don't hesitate when you see an opportunity take it!Don't be creepy
No chick likes the guy that walks slowly 10 feet behind them that's just scary.Now you're ready to try it! Please click here to see what it will likely look like if you've been sucessful. Good luck!
Cyclops November 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
well.. im pretty sexy, if I do say so myself (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)Ogrey November 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
I did it!
Cyclops November 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
I did it!
keeper.
ViceTechnicolour November 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
I did it!
AutoHit November 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
I did it!
D00ZiE November 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
Worked for me!
Tarheelkiwi November 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
You forgot to be smooth
I think i am getting the hang of it.
Tarheelkiwi November 14, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
Oh and FYI i don't have trouble getting girls ^.^JUBBINATOR November 14, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
I am always a resource, I have a wealth of dating advice that i never use becos i'm not gonna spend $40 going out at a restaurant when for $10 I could feed myself or a family of six at mcdonald'sPROTIP: learn their names
LavaLeaker November 14, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
I am always a resource, I have a wealth of dating advice that i never use becos i'm not gonna spend $40 going out at a restaurant when for $10 I could feed myself or a family of six at mcdonald's
PROTIP: learn their names
Also is it just me or are names like the first thing you ask someone? o,o
Emmaye November 14, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
1. Don't drop the chick when you got her in your arms.JUBBINATOR November 14, 2014 at 4:11 AM UTC
Oh yeah I'm sure that's the real reason you never go out on dates.
Also is it just me or are names like the first thing you ask someone? o,o
I just never call them XD
plus it was a joke man...
LavaLeaker November 14, 2014 at 4:11 AM UTC
Getting numberz are ez.
I just never call them XD
plus it was a joke man...
'Cept the second part I had to make sure you weren't being srs
build_high November 14, 2014 at 11:11 AM UTC
It might work but id prefer you to not call girls chicks as it is kinda sexist and personally i find offensive - not everyone here is a guy.seandoesgames1 November 14, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC
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garsdef November 14, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC
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bzz bzzTarheelkiwi November 14, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC
Mods don't do lock request. But I would suggest to stay on topic!D00ZiE November 14, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
Pointless thread, no one cares.
Lock please.
Also, don't request locks on topics.
Myv November 14, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
Please try not to be rude to other users.
Also, don't request locks on topics.
IviFetita November 14, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
TBH, My mum had done it at her 3 years, and I took a photo....
Myv November 14, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
bad boi
garsdef November 14, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
Lock this ffs this thread is really unnecessary, no offense.
Moderators please lock.
LavaLeaker November 15, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
It might work but id prefer you to not call girls chicks as it is kinda sexist and personally i find offensive - not everyone here is a guy.