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Any Jokes? by Numberz_ July 2, 2014 at 8:07 PM UTC

I am not that good at finding good jokes please tell me some of yours.

NuclearDucky July 2, 2014 at 8:07 PM UTC

Two hikers are hiking. One passes out. The friend  calls a doctor "my friend died!" 
Doctor: "lets make sure he is dead."

*bullet fires in background* 
Guy: ok, now what?

Mooch24 July 2, 2014 at 8:07 PM UTC

/r/jokes xP

MLGtino July 2, 2014 at 8:07 PM UTC

Avicus related jokes:

Tigerman20 and Hornetjumper are in a car, who's driving?

A cop.

Ironsoldier2000 is walking out of a convenience store, what comes after?

Explosions.

ViolentBoo has a cracker, some pepperoni, and a glass of orange juice, but isn't hungry. What does he do?

Create a high performance gaming computer, because he's that good with technology.

The worlds oil supply runs out, how do people PvP?

StanMPL teaches everybody hybrid blockhitting

Some of these are inside jokes, so some of them you might not understand :s(I don't mean to be offensive either)

garsdef July 2, 2014 at 8:07 PM UTC

i have one

plaza 17 xdddd!!1!1!!!




its funy cuz he is bad

NuclearDucky July 2, 2014 at 9:07 PM UTC

Tino, i read the one of Soldier wrong and thought you were being racist....

Jehna July 2, 2014 at 9:07 PM UTC

What did the triangle say to the circle?















You're pointless.

Porkyyy July 2, 2014 at 9:07 PM UTC

Tino, i read the one of Soldier wrong and thought you were being racist....
Yeah it kinda came out like that :P

NuclearDucky July 2, 2014 at 9:07 PM UTC

Yeah it was awkward. I mean, why DO people even say that? Then i noticed tino meant it as in a soldiers bombs

Porkyyy July 2, 2014 at 9:07 PM UTC

Yeah it was awkward. I mean, why DO people even say that? Then i noticed tino meant it as in a soldiers bombs
^^^^^^

Emmaye July 2, 2014 at 10:07 PM UTC

What do you call a cow without legs? Ground Beef

MLGtino July 2, 2014 at 10:07 PM UTC

Yeah it was awkward. I mean, why DO people even say that? Then i noticed tino meant it as in a soldiers bombs
Nope it's an inside joke xD
Ask Iron about it

Yung_Metro July 2, 2014 at 10:07 PM UTC

Craft_sem

Nuff said

WaveConquerer July 2, 2014 at 10:07 PM UTC

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt

How bout a man with no arms or legs on your stove? Stew

A man without arms or legs buried 6 feet under? Doug.  3 feet under? Douglas.

Or a dog without legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

A man with no arms or legs on your wall? Art

A man without arms or legs in your bathroom? John.

How do you get a one armed idiot out of a tree? Wave to him.  He'll wave back and fall out. 

How do you drive an idiot crazy for hours? I'll tell you later... ( c; )

How do you drive a cheapskate crazy for hours? Tell him there's a penny in the corner of a round room.