Funny School Thing
by
ctdggd
June 3, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC
OK so I was in art class and I found this in my portfolio. Take a look and have a laugh.
Also, post your annoying things to do in school/class and I will add them!!!
Funny/Annoying Things
to do in Class
(Do these. It is hilarious) 1. Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are
going, say “I just did”
2. Raise your hand and point to a person on the
other side of the room. Insist that that
person is cheating off you.
3.
Say that someone across the room is using their
telepathic powers to cheat off you.
4. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall, and walk
into it again. Smile sheepishly and walk
out the door.
5. When coming back from the bathroom, walk through
the door. Then ask how you got there.
6. Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to
skip class.
7. Meow and bark randomly.
8. Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher
your multiple personalities are fighting.
9. Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say that you thought
that this was McDonalds.
10.
Read a book, and when class starts, raise your
hand and say that they are interrupting your reading.
11.
Stumble into class, slur your words, and tell
your teacher “I swear to Drunk, I’m not God”
12.
Bring handcuffs to class and wear a police badge
(fake). Inform your teacher that he/she
is under arrest.
13.
Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrists
and say “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison (even if you aren’t
late).
14.
Meow to answer a question.
15.
Raise your hand and introduce the class to your
imaginary friend “Carl”. Then loudly whisper
to Carl that this class sucks.
16.
Chew gum loudly.
When the teacher says, “I hope you brought enough for everyone”, take
out packs of gum and start passing them out.
17.
Smack gum loudly. When told to take it out, put it on your
finger and insist that you have no gum.
Put it back in and repeat.
18.
Stand up and introduce yourself at the start of
class (even if everyone knows you).
Inform everyone you’ve had the ‘problem’ for 3 years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is alcoholics
anonymous.
19.
Shove the heaviest book off your desk. Repeat.
Glare at somebody every time the teacher looks.
20.
Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.
21.
Tell your teacher that there is a disturbance in
the force.
22.
Make a cone shaped hat out of paper and
glue. Draw red, orange, and brown all
over. Wear it on your head and tell
everyone you are a volcano.
23.
Tell your teacher that you don’t need to do
homework- you are skipping school tomorrow.
24.
Tell your teacher you are going to be sick
tomorrow.
25.
Speak a foreign language class (not in a foreign
language class).
26.
Write ‘Gullible’ on a piece of paper. Tape it anywhere in the classroom. Then tell everyone that there is ‘Gullible’
on wherever you put it. If they don’t believe
you, point and then say “MADE YOU LOOK!!!”
27.
Randomly laugh hysterically (no reason).
28.
Yell out “STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!”
29.
Tell
your teacher to evacuate the building, as you are going to pull a fire alarm.
***PLEASE DO
THESE***
***MUCH REWARD FOR
YOU IF YOU DO THESE***
_BillGates
June 3, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC
2 weeks ago I did the 10 in the french class.
ctdggd
June 3, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC
lol
ive done 10, 16, and 26.
I know a kid in my school that has easily done all of these, and I think that this is his.
fazer153
June 3, 2014 at 8:06 PM UTC
Too bad the schools in my country don't allow chewing gum :/
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