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[GAME]Roast the player above you! by jracer15 September 23, 2015 at 12:09 AM UTC

Since I saw Sheep's post was locked(sorry if I ninja'ed you XD) So now I guess I'll make one where you roast the player from the last post.  Of course lets not be offense.  Most likely if you are making an actual roast you won't come off offensive.

Coco_stag September 23, 2015 at 12:09 AM UTC

I got a good one but it is racist. You are emerald


#ROASTED

ViceTechnicolour September 23, 2015 at 12:09 AM UTC


FrozenSolstice September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

Snowlasssssssss.

GrapeSmoothie September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

I'm not roasting a 'Spider, ew.
Australia suxs


#ReKt

GrapeSmoothie September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

Snowlasssssssss.
Refer to my reply to Petlas >:D

Fouled September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

Australia suxs


#ReKt
flat

lil_greg15 September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

flat
no ur flat

Petlas September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

(Did I get archived right as I was about to archive? xd)

FoUled <33

FrozenSolstice September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

(Did I get archived right as I was about to archive? xd)

FoUled <33
SNOWLAS.

Petlas September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

SNOWLAS.
FrozenHarry.

Yes.

PieZ September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

So how moderated is this thread? Can mods look the other way or...

TheColdCrafter September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

SNOWLAS.
FrozenSpider

ClubberNugget September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

That is amazing

Arigenn September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

So how moderated is this thread? Can mods look the other way or...
We will keep a close eye on the thread, this thread still has normal forum rules applicable to it.

Fouled September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

We will keep a close eye on the thread, this thread still has normal forum rules applicable to it.
I'll foul you 
roasted

Emmaye September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

I'll foul you 
roasted

Coco_stag September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

Your bad at english


Hehe I found it funny :D

Emmaye September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

Your bad at english


Hehe I found it funny :D
You're!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH

Coco_stag September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

You're!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH
I did that on purpose......



ANYWAYS


YOU'RE MODERATOR


HAHAHAHAHAH ROASTED

Fouled September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

I did that on purpose......



ANYWAYS


YOU'RE MODERATOR


HAHAHAHAHAH ROASTED
"You're moderator"
You're a moderator*

ViceTechnicolour September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

"You're moderator"
You're a moderator*

GrapeSmoothie September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

LMAO I GET IT XD

BoldAndBrash September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

we love heyman

Arigenn September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

I'll foul you 
roasted

don't
you
dare
flat


jracer15 September 23, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

Thats a good one XD

ProfessorUtonium September 23, 2015 at 2:09 AM UTC

don't
you
dare
flat

How many names have you had?

 SkylarCalibrator? ScriptingCookies? What about TheHoopsman? 

You know what? How about read off my sick battle plan

This battle plan will for sure roast you.
Read the end. It says you go "boo hoo hoo"

You know why
Because I AM fly


-sethskye
- the bad guy who can't even rhyme

Midnightstorm September 23, 2015 at 2:09 AM UTC

How many names have you had?

 SkylarCalibrator? ScriptingCookies? What about TheHoopsman? 

You know what? How about read off my sick battle plan

This battle plan will for sure roast you.
Read the end. It says you go "boo hoo hoo"

You know why
Because I AM fly


-sethskye
- the bad guy who can't even rhyme
Actually your fly is down. You might want to fix that

Ogrey September 23, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

How many names have you had?

 SkylarCalibrator? ScriptingCookies? What about TheHoopsman? 

You know what? How about read off my sick battle plan

This battle plan will for sure roast you.
Read the end. It says you go "boo hoo hoo"

You know why
Because I AM fly


-sethskye
- the bad guy who can't even rhyme
Sorry to say Seth but just lend me your ear,
It's pretty damn certain you'll be losin' here.
You've been gettin' all creepy but when it comes to rap,
Turns out your skills all wind up as crap.

ProfessorUtonium September 23, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

Sorry to say Seth but just lend me your ear,
It's pretty damn certain you'll be losin' here.
You've been gettin' all creepy but when it comes to rap,
Turns out your skills all wind up as crap.
yes Senpai Evo. 

teach me your moves.

JJTheGuy September 23, 2015 at 4:09 AM UTC

yes Senpai Evo. 

teach me your moves.
Sethskye?

More like SuckyGuy

Rabona September 23, 2015 at 4:09 AM UTC

JJTheGuy,
You cant Roast Sethskye.
You have to get through me,
Where's your moves? Lemme See.
This thread's about roastin'
All your doin's a little toastin'.
I can rhyme cuz im perhaps,
And I don't give two craps.









*Boom* Roasted

Subscriptor September 23, 2015 at 4:09 AM UTC

JJTheGuy,
You cant Roast Sethskye.
You have to get through me,
Where's your moves? Lemme See.
This thread's about roastin'
All your doin's a little toastin'.
I can rhyme cuz im perhaps,
And I don't give two craps.









*Boom* Roasted
SeekingAPerhaps 
i will give you 2 slaps

gg
i feel like im the best at this game

Rabona September 23, 2015 at 4:09 AM UTC

SeekingAPerhaps 
i will give you 2 slaps

gg
i feel like im the best at this game
Pathetic..

You cant make maps,
because you need to take naps.
I'm still roasting this thread,
Now all of you go to bed.

Subscriptor September 23, 2015 at 4:09 AM UTC

Pathetic..

You cant make maps,
because you need to take naps.
I'm still roasting this thread,
Now all of you go to bed.
its 8 am
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Coco_stag September 23, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
go suck on these apples
or I will roast you :D

JustBudah September 23, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
go suck on these apples
or I will roast you :D
You don't have apples though.

Coco_stag September 23, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

You don't have apples though.
You'd be surprised

JustBudah September 23, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

You'd be surprised
Nope, I won't

AIDSquirt September 23, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Nope, I won't
I can't roast you cause I love budah but if I did I would melt you like budah in a microwave >:D

SpicyAF September 23, 2015 at 8:09 AM UTC

ur tew Smiley
in real life ur slimy













lolololololololol rostied

Da_Baus September 23, 2015 at 8:09 AM UTC

ur tew Smiley
in real life ur slimy













lolololololololol rostied
Just stop trying to rhyme.
First learn how to spell.
#Roasted

SnowSX3 September 23, 2015 at 9:09 AM UTC

haha, I love that!

Wahiz September 23, 2015 at 10:09 AM UTC

haha, I love that!
Snowlasssssssssssssssssss

Okiba September 23, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

Hah you were banned :)
Dunno how thats a roast but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

jracer15 September 24, 2015 at 2:09 AM UTC

Hah you were banned :)
Dunno how thats a roast but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You look like a  rejected minion that lost their glass, a ratchet Pac-man, a torn down Simpson













Roast.

Jahaj September 24, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

You look like a  rejected minion that lost their glass, a ratchet Pac-man, a torn down Simpson













Roast.
You have numbers in your name.

GalaxyBen September 24, 2015 at 7:09 AM UTC

FrozenSpider
I froze my lemonade by mistake and then tried to make a spider out of it, true story

Da_Baus September 24, 2015 at 11:09 AM UTC

I froze my lemonade by mistake and then tried to make a spider out of it, true story
You froze lemonade.

GalaxyBen September 24, 2015 at 11:09 AM UTC

Too right.

GalaxyBen September 24, 2015 at 11:09 AM UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
go suck on these apples
or I will roast you :D
Roses are red
You suck at rhymes
Instead of paying you
I would swallow the dimes.

Roses are red
Tomatoes are too
Rilo is shit
and is also gay too.

ClubberNugget September 24, 2015 at 12:09 PM UTC

Roses are red
You suck at rhymes
Instead of paying you
I would swallow the dimes.

Roses are red
Tomatoes are too
Rilo is shit
and is also gay too.
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
Your a dog

Wut now punk, 1v1 me, ill rek any day XD

DaFrozenBlaze September 24, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC

How does one roast...

Mehrp September 24, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC

How does one roast...
Put it in an oven. Silly man

piratewithgun September 24, 2015 at 10:09 PM UTC

Put it in an oven. Silly man
you're not funny.

Wahiz September 24, 2015 at 10:09 PM UTC

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I Hate You 
So GTFO
<3