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AMA?!?!?! I'M BORED! by JJTheGuy January 2, 2015 at 6:01 AM UTC

Hi, I'm JJTheGuy, the worst player of the best, the brother of _garrett_rocks_, and um, I'm bored. ._. I've been on this server for 2 or 3 years now... (it'll be one of the two in February), and I've never done this.... Yep. So start asking me embarrassing things, or things really simple and stupid that are no fun to awnser. Your call...

Sphrynax January 2, 2015 at 6:01 AM UTC

I saw you IG last week..


Do you like snakes? :o


I luv dem ^-^

Da_Baus January 2, 2015 at 6:01 AM UTC

Whats your favourite food

Are you really the guy

Favourite Youtuber

JJTheGuy January 2, 2015 at 6:01 AM UTC

I saw you IG last week..


Do you like snakes? :o


I luv dem ^-^
I've wanted a snake since I was 3... xD But my mom said no so much, I just gave up. v_v Green Anacondas are my favorite animal /(^-^)/

JJTheGuy January 2, 2015 at 6:01 AM UTC

Whats your favourite food

Are you really the guy

Favourite Youtuber
Favorite Food: Probably pasta... There are these Spinich Raviliolis from Vons that are just... Heaven.

Am I THE guy?:
Look at me
Just look at me.
Single, nerd, athletic, and most of my irl friends are girls. I'll let you judge me on that.
(P.S. DD isn't THE guy, he's my cousin and copied my name)

Favorite Youtuber: Woofless <3 then ssundee... I'm really liking his Skyfactory.

Sphrynax January 2, 2015 at 7:01 AM UTC

I have two pet snakes ^-^
My favorite snake is the Ball Python, so swag...

kycrafft January 2, 2015 at 7:01 AM UTC

Your punishment for being the millionth player to make an AMA:

http://allysrandomage.blogspot.com/2007/06/101-random-questions.html?m=1



answer them all

JJTheGuy January 2, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

Your punishment for being the millionth player to make an AMA:

http://allysrandomage.blogspot.com/2007/06/101-random-questions.html?m=1



answer them all
Challenge accepted. Gimme a few hours.

Howsie January 2, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

Good Day! What kind of movies/television shows do you enjoy?

JJTheGuy January 2, 2015 at 3:01 PM UTC

Good Day! What kind of movies/television shows do you enjoy?
Hello! Good day to you too! And I don't really watch TV... :P Just The Walking Dead... And as for movies, anything really.

Westby January 2, 2015 at 3:01 PM UTC

If you could choose any non living thing to be what would you be?

 I'd be a microwave. i make people happy :)

JJTheGuy January 2, 2015 at 3:01 PM UTC

If you could choose any non living thing to be what would you be?

 I'd be a microwave. i make people happy :)
Probably a surfboard, cause gliding through waves is very fun. You should try it. :D

JJTheGuy February 2, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Sorry, don't mean to bumb or anything, but:

1) Whats your (full) name?Joshua Christopher Scott2) How old are you?143) Whats your Birthday?May 17th4) What starsign does that make it?Tauros5) Whats your favourite colour?Dark blue, like a night sky.6) Whats your lucky number?37) Do you have any pets?3 dogs, and a fish that just won't die.8) Where are you from?California9) How tall are you?5'7"10) What shoe size are you?10 1/211) How many pairs of shoes do you own?1, and a pair of flip flops12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?Bullying is punishable by death.13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?To make people happy.14) and what would your hero name be?THE guy.15) and what outfit would you wear?Shorts and a t-shirt.16) What was your last dream about?I don't dream.17) What would you do if you won the lottery?Buy my friends all the things they want.18) Would you like to build/design your own house?Sure. It'd be fun.19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?Airplane!!!20) What talents do you have?Throwing a ball at 75mph.21) Can you juggle?Sometimes.22) Can you solve a rubix cube?Used to.23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?No.24) Are you psychic in any way?I'm psyCHO. Does that count?25) Are you a good dancer?Noooo...26) Are you a good singer?NOOOO27) Are you a good cook?I can be.28) Are you a good artist?Nope: :(29) Are you a good listener?Very.30) Are you a good public speaker?YES.31) Are you a good babysitter?Never gotten too. :/32) Are you a good mechanic?I like fixing things.33) Are you a good diplomat?Yeah, I don't like fighting.34) Are you a good employee?Following instructions is my thing.35) Are you a good dresser?What's that supposed to mean >.>36) Are you a good swimmer?Yes37) Are you a good skier?Never have.38) Are you a good lover?Uhhh...39) Are you a good musician?Yea40) Are you a good comedian?NONONONOOOOOO!!41) Are you a good cleaner?No...42) Are you a good actor?YES.43) Are you a good writer?Sometimes.44) Have you ever been bungee jumping?I wish!45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?Yeah. It's fun.46) What types of holidays do you prefer?The ones where I get things, but don't HAVE to give back.47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?My house. :P48) What was your favourite holiday?Birthday.49) Where would your dream holiday be?Surrounded by my friends.50) Can you tap dance?Sure.51) Whats your favourite zoo animal?Crocodile.52) Whats your favourite sport?Baseball53) Whats your favourite food?Pastaaaaaaaaa54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?Pineapple and ham55) Whats your favourite film?Godzilla (2014)56) Whats your favourite song?I don't listen to music.57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?I'm 14.58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink?Lemonade.59) Whats your favourite TV program?The Walking Dead because I don't watch TV.60) Whats your favourite boyband?No music.61) Whats your favourite girl group?No music.62) What would be your ideal partner?As in girl...? 63) Do you want children?Maybe.64) Do you want a church wedding?Idk.65) Are you religious?66) Do you like reality TV programs?No67) Do you like TV talent shows?No68) If you were gay who would your life partner be?No69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?The dinosaurs dying.70) How many hats do you own?Alot.71) Are you any good at pool?Very.72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from?35-40ft.73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital?Yes74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law?No75) Have you ever been on TV?I wanna say yes76) Have you ever met any celebrities?No77) Have you ever been to Legoland?YEAH!!!78) Have you ever done something heroic?Ye79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?Yes80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke?yes...81) What would be your best achievement to date?I don't have any.82) Do you prefer baths or showers?Shower83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair?Towel84) Have you ever built a snowman?Yes, but I don't wanna build a snowman rn. ;)85) Have you ever been sledging?Sledging?86) Have you ever flown a kite?No87) What colour socks are you wearing?None88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be?Hawaii89) Have you ever been famous?No90) Would you like to be a big celebrity?No91) Would you ever go on Big Brother?No92) How big is your TV?Which one?93) What is your most essential appliance?Phone94) What type of music do you like?I don't listen to music.95) Have you ever been skinnydipping?No96) How many Pillows do you sleep with?One97) What position do you often sleep in?Curled up in a ball, facing the east98) What do you wear to bed?Underwear. >.>99) How big is your house?1 story100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?Both, I see them all from the beach.101) What do you typically have for breakfast?CEREALLLLL102) Do you like scary movies?Ew no.103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?Dark chocolate mint104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?No105) How long can you balance on one foot?A long time 106) Have you ever fired a gun?Airsoft107) Have you ever tried archery?I own a bow and arrows.108) Whats your favourite condement?Chocolate syrup.109) Whats your favourite clean word?Electronical110) Whats your favourite swear word?I don't swear.111) Whats your least favourite word?Rough112) What was the last film you saw?Godzilla113) What football team do you support?Packers114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?Idk115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?Never really been in one...116) Do you have any scars?One117) Do you like marmite?No idea what that is118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?What's that?119) What did you want to be when you grew up?A velociraptor! :D120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?That's personal... Sorry. :/121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?Pretty long. Like, down to my eyes.123) Are you scared of flying?I love it! :D124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?Inteligence for looks... I got enough to give out, then burn, and still ace all my tests when I go to colledge. ;)125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?Never126) How often do you buy new clothes?Never127) Are you reliable?I try to.128) Are you proud of yourself?Idk... 129) Have you ever had a secret admirerPffft, I wish.130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?"Who are all the girls I've dated?"131) Do you hold grudges?No, never.132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?lizard+bat= DRAGON133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas?Yep134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles?Yes135) Have you ever played conkers?What's that?136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?Yall don't wanna know 137) Are you much of a gambler?I am, but I always win.138) Are you much of a daredevil?Sometimes.139) Are you a good liar?Yes.140) Are you a good judge of character?Sometimes.141) Are you any good at charades?Very142) How long could you go without talking?0 143) What has been your worst haircut/style?Idk144) Can you iceskate?No145) Can you summersault?Yeah!!! :DDD146) Whats your favourite joke?IDK 147) Whats been your best present?A laptop this christmas!148) Whats been your worst present?Idk149) Have you ever sleepwalked?Yes150) Can you build a house of cards?Yes151) Whats your favourite TV advert?Huh152) Can you play poker?Yeah153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests?I don't have a partner. 154) Have you ever been professionally photographed?Yeah155) Have you ever baked your own cake?No156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour?Huh157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree?Angel158) What would be your dream sandwich?CHOCOLATE BARS AND STRAWBERRY JELLY YUM159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous?no160) Can you do any accents other than your own?Sometimes I randomly get a british accent.161) Do you have a strong local accent?No162) Whats your favourite accent?British.163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick?O164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?Blue165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV?The Walking Dead166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress?My 8th grade graduation167) Do you prefer green or red grapes?Red168) What do you like on your toast?Butter and jam169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?Liquid170) How do you have your eggs?Scrambled171) Whats your favourite saying?None172) Have you ever been in a tug of war?Yes173) and did you win?We did the trick where they all fall down >:D174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted?No175) What do you have on your fridge door?Magnets176) Do you love or hate myspace?Neither177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?My cousin178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating?14179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples?No180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing?Idk181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of?My highscore on Crossy Road182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of?I can't remember...183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay?No184) Whats your favourite smell/scent?No clue185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?Yes186) What was your favourite birthday?14th187) Can you curl your tongue?Yes188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?Innie189) What would be your dream car?Jeep190) Are you left or right handed?Righty191) What was the last book you read?The Blood of Olympus192) What was the last song you danced to?No.193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo?Yes194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick?Yes195) Have you ever been on a space hopper?Huh196) Who was the last person to send you a text message?My friend Ashley...197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?Alot... v.v198) Are you scared of spiders?Yes199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one?Sure200) Have you ever been banned from a public place?No201) How much spam email do you tend to get a week?500+202) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?JAPANESE203) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life?Albert Einstein204) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard?Lol no205) Do you like clowns?No, they are weird. Not scary, weird.206) Do you prefer BBC or ITV?BBC207) Have you ever been surfing?LIIIIIIFE <3333208) Have you ever been snowboarding?Soon209) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley?Beatles210) Whats your favourite type of foreign food?Italian211) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most?Mexico212) Do you like your music loud or easy listening?Neither213) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program?Pokemon?214) Do you sing in the shower?Sometimes215) Are you a clean or messy person?Clean216) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly?Mcdonalds217) Can or Do you still play twister?Yes, and no.218) Can you play chess?Yes219) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song?No220) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?Straight221) Have you ever entered a talent contest?222) and did you win?Yeah223) Do you like poetry?Meh224) Are you a bad loser?No225) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream?Ice cream226) Whats your favourite type of Pie?Chocolate cream227) Whats your most used phrase?Sorry228) Whats your most used word?Sorry229) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?Myself230) What would your dream job be?Baseball player231) Which song do you hate the most?Any new pop song232) How long does it take you to get ready?233) What do you think the greatest invention has been?Computer234) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex?Not being a dick235) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex?Liiiiiiittle oversensetive.236) Who's your favourite Comedian?None237) What's your favourite board game?Smart Ass238) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?No239) Do you have any superstitions?No240) Whats your favourite Movie quote?No241) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?Who is jack242) Do you have much of an ego?No243) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?No244) Are you a hat person?Sometimes245) Whats your favourite supermarket chain?Vons246) Whats your favourite fastfood chain?Subway247) Whats your first thought upon waking up?"My life sucks"248) What animal would you most like to have as a pet?Crocodile249) Whats your favourite type of tree?A tree tree...250) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be?Apple, bad.251) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?Your girl.252) Who's your favourite celeb with the same first name or surname as you?Idk any celebs253) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?I'd just play video games.254) Whats your favourite flower?Flowers :3255) Do you believe in ghosts?Maybe256) Do you believe in the loch ness monster?Sure257) Do you believe in Aliens?Sure258) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?Yeah xD259) Which is your favourite pokemon?CHARMANDERRER <33260) What horror fiction character scares you the most?None.261) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop?Depends on the hula hoop262) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day?Sure263) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe?Idk!264) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound?Idk!?!?265) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etcNo266) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?No267) Do you have any secret family recipes?No268) Do you have any family secrets? :oYes...269) Are you good at keeping secrets?very.270) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?I wish271) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?Godzilla count?272) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white?White273) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll?Idk.274) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online?Online275) Would you ever want to learn to fly?Yeah276) Do you often read your horoscope?What's that277) Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?No278) Whats your favourite brand of newspaper?Huh279) Have you ever milked a cow?No280) Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you?No281) Do you love or hate rollercoasters?Love282) Which was the greatest Empire?Rome283) Whats the cleverest word you know?Sex284) Whats your favourite sportsware brand?Idrc.285) Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines?No286) Who's your favourite Superhero?Can't decide287) Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie?Can't decide288) What was the last Album you purchased?None289) What was the last DVD you purchased?Godzilla290) What was the last piece of clothing you purchased?None291) When pulling crackers does everyone get one each regardless or whoever gets the big ends keeps all the prizesWhat...292) Do you ever make your own greetings cardsYeah293) Do you have a swiss army knife?I have a pocket knife294) At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real?13...295) Whats your favourite fruit?Watermelon.296) Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it?Literally my life.297) Do you buy from charity shops?Idk298) Have you ever sold your services?Not in any sexual way.299) Have you ever raised money for charity?Yeah300) Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair?Yep301) Is the glass half full or half empty?Half full.302) Is the grass greener on the other side?No, any grass is greener than the grass at my house.303) If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a noise?Yeah...304) Why does it always rain on me?Raindrops keep falling on my head...305) Have you ever sailed a boat?No306) Do you love or loathe Harry Potter?Neutral, then up a little step.307) Do you do your utmost for the environment?Mostly308) Do you love or loather Eurovison?Wat...309) Have you ever weilded a sword?I wish ;-;310) If you were famous would you want a statue or a building names after you?Neither311) Whats your favourite type of fish?To eat? Salmon. 312) Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails?Neither313) Whats the ultimate cake topping?FUUUUUUUUD314) Do you like marzipan?What's thT?315) Whats better? Center Parks or Butlins?Uhhh316) If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play?Drums317) Can you erect a tent?Yes318) Do you suck or bite lollipops?A combonation of both319) Have you ever used the yellow pages?Maybe320) If you have an mp3 player what size is it?32 gb321) Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes?That'd be cool but no322) Do you still have a camera that uses conventional film?No323) Approximately how many DVD's do you have?300+ (probably closer to 500)323) Approximately how many Albums do you have?324) Do you talk to yourself?Very often, smart people tend to.325) Do you sing to yourself?Sometimes...326) Do you know any identical twins?I have a friend who we can pass for them327) Have you ever given blood?No328) Could you ever be a medical guineapig?Noooo329) Whats your favourite radio station?Nope330) Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet?X is cool331) Which is better? rollerblade or rollerskates?Blades are good for chopping people in half.332) Have you ever written a love letter?Um... Personal333) How many valentines cards did you recieve this/last year?None334) What are cooler? Dinosaurs or Dragons? Dragons335) Have you ever made your own ice lollies?Huh336) Have you ever made your own Ice cream?Yes337) Which forgeign language did you have to learn at school?Do* and spanish338) and do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language?Haven't learned much yet339) Do you know CPR?Yes340) Do you have any swimming badges?No...?341) Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks?Digital342) How tall is the tallest person you know?Pretty tall343) Have you ever got lost in a maze?Nope344) Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal?Do cousins count?345) Have you ever ridden a camel?No346) Whats your opinion on rats?Rats are weird.347) Have you ever been to a gym?The school one...348) Have you ever been in a helicopter?I wish349) Have you ever cheated at a test?I have been accused, but no.350) Have you ever ridden a tractor?No351) Are you a gossip?No...352) Have you ever cried at a film?Lol no I love sad parts!353) When you're ill do you struggle on regardless or just curl up in bed as much as possible?I play video games.354) Do you need to write down things to remember them?Normally355) Do you keep a diary/journal?No356) Are you scared of thunderstorms?Only when caught outdoors, but with good reason.357) Do you have any unusual fears or phobias?Does the fear of someone asking to see me naked (via text or irl) count?358) Whats your favourite disney movie?Ew no359) Have you ever slept in a caravan?What's that... I should know this.360) Have you ever painted a house?Partially361) Have you got green fingers??362) Whats the tallest tree you've ever climbed?100+, no harness363) Have you ever dialed the talking clock?No364) Do you always wear identical socks?I wear flip flops365) Do you live by any motto or philosophy?Yeah, "Sorry..."366) Do you lick the yoghurt or desert lid?I hate yogurt367) Do you lick the spoon clean after making something sweet?Yessss368) Do you like the sound of music? (the musical/film)Never seen it369) Have you ever made your own orangejuice?No370) Have you ever sucked on a lemon?Ew no371) Have you ever licked a battery?Yeaaaaah :DDD372) Are you a good aim with a rubber band?Sometimes373) Have you ever played golf?Yeah374) Whats the most unusual name you've ever come across?Dequan375) Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings?Morning376) Have you ever danced in the rain?Yep.377) Do you like long or short hair?Kinda middle.378) Have you ever sworn at an authority figure?Lol no!379) Have you ever walked into a wall?Many, many, MANY times380) Whats your favourite precious metal?Sapphire (technically a blue ruby, but eh)381) Whats your favourite precious stone?Idk382) Could you ever hunt your own meal?Does fishing count? I've done that.383) Have you ever read any comics?No384) Where do you like to go to on a first date?I have dated someone... Never went on a date. Mini golfing is fun...385) Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?Verrical.386) Have you ever baked your own bread?No387) Can you believe I can't believe its not butter is in fact not actually butter?WHAT???388) Can you name all 50 American states?Yeah389) Have you ever owned a goldfish?No, others390) What was your favourite school subject? Is* and science then math. Both close.391) What was your least favourite school subject?History. X:392) Have you ever passed wind in an embarassing situation?No393) Have you ever played the bongos?YeH!!!394) Have you ever handled a snake?Mhm395) Have you ever assembled furniture by yourself?Yes396) When did you last go to the beach?Yesterday... #surfingislife397) When if ever did you last go to london?Never398) What do you do to cool down when its hot?Go to the beach...399) Whats the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?Crickets400) Do you have a favourite mug?Huh401) Do you know any self defence or martial arts?Josh-Quad-Yo402) Who's your favourite movie action hero?What...403) Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?No404) Do you collect anything?Do secrets count?405) Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?Nerds being cool406) Do you stick to conventional fashions or like to try and be original?Idc what anyone thinks.407) Have you ever given someone a handmade present?Yeah408) Are you introvert or extrovert?Huh409) If you could have any feature from an animal what would you want?Wings, duh.410) Whats your prefered swimming stroke?Breast Stroke411) Have you ever been scuba diving?Soon...412) Have you ever had a disasterous interview?Not yet.413) What makes you nervous?Not much... 414) Which of the 5 senses would you say is your strongest?Eyesight415) What colour are your eyes?The most amazing blue you can think of416) Have you ever been to an Art gallery?Yeah417) Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows?I very wittily think them in my head418) Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team?Yel419) Have you ever won any kind of quiz yourself?In school...420) Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times?No421) Do you own any inflatable furniture?No422) Whats the highest hill or mountain you've ever climbed?10,000+ ft, during a lightning storm. 423) Do you have a piggy bank?Lol what no.424) Whats the fastest you've ever travelled in a car?90mph? 425) Could you ever hand milk a cow?Maybe426) Do you have popcorn with a movie?Yessss427) Whats the futhest you've ever got a paper airplane to fly?Pretty far :D428) Have you ever built an igloo?No :c429) Can you play the harmonica?Depends on your definition of play.430) Have you ever made a ball of twine or rubberbands?Nope431) If given the option of having a flake in your ice cream do you always take it?Flake...?432) Could you ever be a living organ donor?Probably not.433) Which was your favourite science? Biology, Physics or Chemistry?I'm in bio now, and haven't taken the other two.434) Could you ever go out with someone just cause they're rich?Heck no.435) Have you ever contemplated sueing someone?Again, 14...436) Are you pretty devious?Probably437) Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise)no438) Are you any good at giving massages?I've never felt awkward before, and I'm pretty blunt.439) Whats been your worst date ever?That one time, where I didn't go on a date. Yep, good times.440) Have you ever slapped somoene in public?Yeah... Accident though.441) Have you ever drawn on a sleeping or inebriated person?HECK YEAH!442) Have you ever warn clothing with the labels/tags still attached?yeah lol443) Have you ever slipped on a banana skin?no444) Are you scared of the dark?Sometimes, depends on a few things.445) Do you have a lawyer?No446) Have you ever been wolf whistled in public??447) Whats the worst chatup line you've heard?Are you a dick? Because you're... Wait I got that wrong.448) Have you ever been water skiing?Does wakeboarding or standing on an inner-tube count?449) Have you ever hopelessly failed a test?Lol no #promlgtesttaker450) If you had a year off, what would you want to do?Surf trip. #endlesssummer3451) How many sms/txt messages do you recieve on average a day?400+ normally.452) How long did you last phone call last?0 minutes, I never talk on the phone.453) Do you go to car boot sales?No...454) If you saw someone drop a £10 note, would you claim it for your own or try to return it to them?Yeah, even though being a good person gets you nowhere... v.v455) Have you ever helped someone across the road?Yep456) Have you ever been horseriding?Yeah457) Have you ever walked a tightrope?Yeah458) Have you ever demolished a wall or building?Yep459) If you and a friend both wanted the same thing would you let the friend get it first?Depends on the thing.460) Have you ever argued over who should pay for something?Yeah, I don't like people (girls) paying for things when I'm around. #chivalry4life461) Do you have any family heirlooms?Nope462) Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous?Thor, ancesty.com says.463) Whats your favourite ocean?Pacific FTW464) Do you correct peoples mistakes?Sometimes465) Have you ever helped out an injured animal?Yeah.466) Do you throw bread for the ducks?I did once, I fell in the pond.467) Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisey things?I think they are young teenagers.468) Do you give money to buskers?What?469) Have you ever tossed your own pancake?Uhhh I'm american470) Are you any good at egg and spoon races?Yep471) Are you allergic to anything?Dust.472) Are you ticklish?Don't even go there >.>473) Do you prefer tea,coffee or cocoa?Cocoa474) Do you like Turkish Delight?Uhhh475) Do you buy people presents to bring back when you go on holiday?Yeah.476) Are you tired of answering questions yet?Ehhh, 22% yes, 88% no.(do the math)477) Have you ever been wheelbarrow racing?Yeah!!1!1!1!! (i fell out)478) Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails?Lol no479) Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name?There's this dubstep beat, but I have no clue what it's called ;-;480) Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else?Yep481) Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you?All the time, #horriblememoryFTW482) What do you do to keep fit?I surf, play baseball, and have a high metabolism.483) Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight?Sometimes. Depend on who it is484) Have you ever been in a fight?Yeah.485) Have you ever started a rumour?No486) Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself?Yeah... :/487) Have you ever been in or had a food fight?I wish >.<488) When its your birthday do you always wear an age badge?No...489) Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video?No490) If you were comfortbly rich would you work hard for more or rest on your laurels?I'd buy all my friends expensive hings.491) Have you ever been in a position of authority?Yea492) Have you ever been caught in a comprimising position? even despite a valid explanation?Does being caught in the middle of setting up a prank count?493) Have you ever tried to make your own alcohol?Not yet.494) If you were ruler of your own country what would you call it?Utopia, 'cause it'd be perfect.495) And what title would you give yourself?Surpreme Ruler496) If you invented a monster what would you call it?Death. 'Cause it'd kill everything.497) And what features would it have?It'd be a robot that senses fears and changes into whatever you fear most, even if you don't know it.498) Have you ever had a dream you chased only to be let down when you achived it?What?499) Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend?Yeah, just girls... I have people who can awsner them though.500) Who was your favourite teacher at school and why?Mr. Fox, had him for two years, algebra 1, and geometry, and he was amazing.501) Whats your favourite party game?Twister with the ladies :P502) Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of disapline?No503) Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink?Yeah504) Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals?Heck no #mylife505) If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it?S.S. No.506) If you were to join an emergency service which would it be?Something with no people to help.507) If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be?The swat! >:D508) Whats the worst thing about being your gender?The other guys thinking I'll fight them voluntarily... .-.509) Whats the best thing about being your gender?Imo, there is nothing good about guys. Most of them are heartless jerks.510) If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it?Uhhh, I'd rather not talk about that.511) If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home?GREAT BRITIAN512) Have you ever made someone cry?Yeah...513) Have you ever starred in a school play?I've been in one.514) Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub?Lol no515) Have you ever been a member of any other club?No516) If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study?UH517) Whats been your greatest ever day?I've never had one...518) What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time?2013519) What would you bring along to an idillic picnic?Uhhh520) Whats your favourite childrens story?The one, where everyone is sad bc it's the truth.521) What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it?Big Hero 6, so many people should have died, and it should have been sad, but NOOOOOO.522) What three things do you think of most each day?Certain people, how much my life sucks, and what can I do to fix things.523) What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper?Dinner524) What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert?Dessert525) If you had a warning label, what would yours say?526) Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone?Oh yeah >:)527) Have you ever been to a live concert?No :(528) Have you ever been to see stand up comedy?No :/529) Have you ever needed stitches?Yeah530) If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be?Sharlequeesha531) Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything?Yeah...532) Who's your favourite radio 1 DJ?plug.dj/avicus533) Whats the best way to your heart?By tellin me what I'm doing wrong, and showing you love me.534) Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart?Yep535) If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design?UNDERWEAR536) Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't?Unfortuanately yes...537) Have you ever been in a submarine?No :c538) Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done?No539) What song would you say best sums you up?Can't think of the name, but it's this really sad song by P.O.D.540) Do you have any old friends wou wish you could meet up with again?Yeah...541) Whats your favourite Nursury Rhyme?No542) Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements?America543) Who's your favourite monarch of all time?Julius Caesar, rek everyone.544) What was the last thing you ate?Mcy D's545) Whats your favourite farmyard animal?Horsh546) If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be?None547) What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow?Say yes depending on who.548) What are your 3 favourite internet sites?Avicus.net, youtube.com549) How high can you jump?3 ft550) Which fictional character do you wish was real?Thor551) Who was your first crush?Brown hair, white with a meh tan, clear-blue-water eyes, dimples, freckles on her cheek. She's lesbian now I hear.552) Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality?All I have to do is get C's, and I'm smarter than everyone else.553) Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality?They are all fat and stupid.554) Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will?Free will, yes.555) If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be?Orangutangs, they are intelligent.556) If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch?I don't have friends irl...557) Do you like vanilla or chocolate?Chocolate558) Are you a giver or a receiver?Both559) Do you have any enemies?Yes, unfortunately...560) Are you scared of needles?Yes561) How many piercings do you have? if anyNone562) Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere?Yeah, I got lost trying to be happy.563) How fast can you say the alphabet?>2 seconds564) Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z?Zee565) What was the last thing to make you feel happy?I can't remember... Too far ago.566) What was the last thing to make you feel angry?Being told I sucked at baseball, when the people haven't seen me play...567) You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog?Duh! Screw my boss.568) Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself?As of right now, no... I hate myself.569) Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarassed to ask anyone about?The only thing that can make me feel awkward are naked people... So no.570) If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be?El... Josh.571) and what would your special move be called?Slap and run572) Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window?IT'S A... Backyard.573) Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?No574) Have you ever needed an eye test?Not really, just the normal ones for physicals575) Do you find yourself attractive?Lol no576) Can you roll your R's?Yeah577) What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in?Middle578) Do you know any magic tricks?I can make your virginity disappear579) Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won?$100 on one scratcher ticket580) Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree?I've never gone on a shopping spree581) Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member0$582) Have you ever been on a cable car?Yeah583) Do you prefer Honey or Jam?Both584) Do you prefer the French or Germans?French585) How fast can you get changed?Really fast586) How fast do you type?120 words a minute587) How fast can you run?6:46 mile588) Which is better, Mario or Sonic?Sonic589) Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk?Wat590) Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm?Arm, but depends which side591) Do you read a daily newspaper?No592) Do you watch the news on TV?No593) Have you ever had anything published?No594) Do you believe in love at first sight?Not really...595) How many remote controls do you have in your house?Alot596) Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna?No597) Have you ever had chicken pox?No598) Do you own a lava lamp?No599) Are you glad these are almost over?No600) On a scale of 1-10 how random would you say these are?Maybe a 27 if I'm in a good mood601) What is your one major weekness?Well that depends...602) Whats been the best descision you've made in your life so far?I can't because I've only made bad ones it seems like...603) Whats been the worst descision you've made in your life so far?Being myself604) What words do you always struggle to spell correctly?Answer605) On a scale of 1-10 how happy would you say you are?-7606) On a scale of 1-10 how smart would you say you are?9.73607) On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?-infinty608) On a scale of 1-10 how devious would you say you are?Deoends609) On a scale of 1-10 how awesome would you say you are?5?610) On a scale of 1-10 how devilsh would you say you are?10/10611) On a scale of 1-10 how nice/caring would you say you are?10612) On a scale of 1-10 how bitchy would you say you are?Idk613) On a scale of 1-10 how polite would you say you are?11614) On a scale of 1-10 how attractive would you say you are?-infinity^3615) If you could be any famous person who would you be and why?None, too popular and drugs and stuff616) Whats your favourite animal beginning with the letter A?Anaconda cause snakes are life (not nikki manaj ew no)617) Whats your favourite item of clothing beginning with the letter B?Boxers? What else starts with B?618) Whats your favourite expleitive beginning with the letter C????619) Whats your favourite boys name beginning with the letter D?Dylan620) Whats your favourite girls name beginning with the letter E?Ashley621) Whats your favourite book beginning with the letter F?FARQUAD STAR SQUAD622) Whats your favourite bodypart beginning with the letter G?Guts623) Whats your favourite musical instrument beginning with the letter H?Huh?624) Whats your favourite song beginning with the letter I?I don't care.625) Whats your favourite actress beginning with the letter J?Jennifer Laurence626) Whats your favourite actor beginning with the letter K?Kan I not?627) Whats your favourite film beginning with the letter L?Land of the Lost628) Whats your favourite tv show beginning with the letter M?Mmm... None629) Whats your favourite game beginning with the letter N?None630) Whats your favourite non alcoholic drink beginning with the letter O?Orange Juice631) Whats your favourite food beginning with the letter P?Pineapple <3333632) Whats your favourite band beginning with the letter Q?There are bands that start with Q?633) Whats your favourite author beginning with the letter R?Roald Dayl634) Whats your favourite sport beginning with the letter S?Softball which is basically baseball.635) Whats your favourite job beginning with the letter T?Teacher636) Whats your favourite mythical creature beginning with the letter U?Unihorse637) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink beginning with the letter V?Vargarita638) Whats your favourite cartoon character beginning with the letter W?Wat639) Whats your favourite word beginning with the letter X?X MARKS THE SPOT640) Whats your favourite city beginning with the letter Y?You'll never know641) Whats your favourite country beginning with the letter Z?Ziborg642) Do you get seasick?No643) If you discovered a new species of dinosaur what would you call it?Depends644) Do you own a paddling pool?No...?645) What do you consider is the most important piece of furniture in a house?Beds646) What do you consider is the most important appliance in a house?Computer647) If you could have any celebritys hair whos would it be?Thor or whoever plays him648) Which Celebrity do you find the most annoying?All of them649) What potential talents do you think you might have if you worked at them?Coding, flirting, and gymnastics.650) Who was better, Flipper, Lassie or Skippy?Flippe651) If you could be trained up in any profession of your choice by top professionals what profession would you choose?Surf652) If someone elses child was being an annoying little runt would you go tell them off or do something about it?Idk, depends653) Do you believe in kharma?Depends654) Do you believe in revenge?Yeah655) Do you believe in fairies?Lol no656) Do you believe in a god?Ehhh... 657) Do you believe there used to be dragons?Ye658) Who would you want to be with on a desert island?No one... I'd want to die in peace as I do now.659) What's the worst show on television?All of the 660) Who's your favourite god from ancient history?Posideon cause the ocean is B.A. 661) What one device would you want to see added to a mobile phone?Lie detector662) Where do you see yourself in 1 months time?Sad still...663) Where do you see yourself in 1 years time?Still sad, and alone with 0 friends664) Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? Probably dead from suicide, or still sad and alone.665) What was the best thing about your old school?I had friends666) What was the worst thing about your old school?Too eZ667) If you could change your name to anything what would your new name be?Nope668) Do you watch too much tv?I don't watch TV669) Have you ever planted a tree?Yeah670) Whats the heaviest thing you can lift?Heavy things671) What was the last present you recieved?I dunno...672) Are your ears lobed or attached?Lobed673) How often do you wash your ears??674) Could you go out with someone who had a child from a previous relationship?Uhhh, idk.675) What was your first alcoholic drink?Never had a full one.676) What was your first job?None677) What was your first car? (or what would you like it to be?)Jeep678) What was your first mobile phone?Some flight thingy...679) What is your first proper memory?I can't remember... ;)680) Who was your first teacher?Idk681) Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?Florida682) Who was your first best friend?Kid named renick...683) What was your first detention for?Never had one684) Whats your strongest voluntary muscle?I don't understand...685) Who was your first kiss?Heh, no thank you...686) What was the first film you remember seeing at the cinema?I dunno687) What thing that you've made are you most proud of?I've made a few people happy temporarily...688) Could you ever be someones bodygaurd?Yeah689) Michelangelo's David... Masterpiece or filth?Huh690) Do you like other people buying you clothes?Idc691) Have you ever brought a present for someone that they hated/disliked?Idk692) What nicknames do you have/have had?Lots693) Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?Yeah...694) Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?No695) Have you ever carved a pumpkin?Yeah!!!696) Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?Depends...697) Do you prefer giving or recieving gifts/help etcBoth698) If you were a member of the spice girls, what would your spice handle be?Huh699) If you were to become a famous singer, what would your debut album be called?I hate my life700) If you could join any music group which would you want to join?Crown the Empire or Metallica701) What do your parents do?One's a nurse and one works at a milk factory702) If you were a giant mega monster what city would you rampage?All of them703) Did you ever have a treehouse as a kid?No :c704) Is your dad an embarassing dancer?Idk705) Do you plan to vote in the next election?No706) If you could replace one bodypart with a super bionic replacement what bodypart and what features would the new bionic replacement have?Right arm, and just stronger707) What if any unusual objects have you swallowed?Fuzz708) When you buy something new do you get a desire to use/play with it even when they dont have any physical application yet?Yeah709) Did you understand the Matrix Trilogy?Never seen it710) Would you rather be the fella in a movie who gets the girl or the baddie with all the good lines?Gets the girl711) If you were stinking rich, would you only go to places other rich people went?No712) Would you rather have a mans top half and a womens bottom half or visa versa?Visa versa713) Rebound relationships, good or bad?Idk714) Have you ever owned a slinky?Yeah715) Teenage parents, good bad or indifferent?Bad716) Whats the most expensive thing you've ever broken?Crappy old computer717) Pirate downloads, good or bad?Idc718) Democracy, good or bad?Idc719) Communism, good or bad?Idc720) Have you ever been electrocuted?Yeah721) Have you ever been attacked with a creamy bakery product?No722) Have you ever shawn a sheep?No723) Have you ever accidentally set fire to yourself?Yeah xD724) Have you ever eaten a whole tube of pringles by yourself?Mhm725) Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender?Idk726) The war in Iraq, good or bad?Idc727) The war in Afganistan, good or bad?Idc728) Have you ever appeared on youtube?Yeah729) Have you ever performed in front of a large audience?Yes730) Have you ever eaten anything prepared by a celebrity chef?No731) Have you ever been on radio?No732) Did your school make a teatowel that everyone submitted to?No?733) What colour/style was your school tie?Huh...734) Do you have to wear glasses?No735) Do you bite your nails?Sometimes736) Do you prefer male or female singers voices?Neither737) Would you rather be the worlds greatest football player or lover?Neither738) Do you get hayfever??739) Do you have a list of things to do before your 'x' years old?Nk740) Do you like your age?Noooo741) Whats your favourite physical thing you like about yourself?My eyes...742) Whats your least favourite physical thing you like about yourself?Everything else743) Are you proud, comfortable or ashamed of your body?I hate it. I'm ugly af744) Whats your favourite personality trait you like about yourself?No thank you...745) Whats your least favourite personality trait you like about yourself?Everything746) Do you know html?I wish ;-;747) Have you ever flown first class?No748) How many languages do you speak?1 and some spanish749) What are better, violins or pianos?Violins750) Whats the fastest you've ever driven? (as driver or passenger)Idk fast751) What compulsions do you have?Idk752) What makes you angry?People hurting/making fun of my friends753) If you could see any band, which would you like to see?Crown the Empire754) Who would you say are more attractive, English or Europeans?Irish755) What would you say is your favourite album of all time?Idk756) Do you dislike hairy people?Ehhh...757) Are you much of an adventurer?Yep758) Do you like your own name?Sure759) Would you ever sign a Prenuptial agreement??760) How long has your longest ever phone call been?Idk761) Have you ever stolen anything?No762) Could you ever have an affair with a married person?Idk, probably no763) Could you ever split up a couple for one reason or another?Yeah, and I have with good reasons764) What is your family christmases like?Boring765) Do you prefer sporty or academic members of the opposite sex?Heh, the one I like is both...766) How much would it cost to buy your love?Maybe .99$ if I'm having a bad day... $5.99 normally. (i have no friends...)767) Who was your least favourite teacher at school and why?None768) If you met a Genie who offered you three wishes, what would you wish for? (more wishes does not count)Friends, fall in love, and to be hapy769) Whats your current Mobile phone model and do you like it?Iphone, and yeah770)771)772)773)774)775)776)777)I like these last few questions...778) Have you already thought about your babies names?Hell no xD779) Have you ever been fishing?Yeah fishing is life!780) Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face?No781) Do you have any strange body things?Huh?782) What was the last social faux pas you made?Idk783) What makes you nostalgic?Playstation 1784) Whats the scariest thing you've ever done?Go up a vertical slope on an ATV/Quad785) What fairy tale character would you most associate with?Idk786) How much do you tend to swear in public?0787) What are your strengths?Too many...788) What are your weaknesses?Too many,..789) What brand are your trainers??790) If you ruled your own country, who would you get to writer your national anthem?Liam Neeson791) Who is the most intelligent person you know?This dude Isaac.791) Whats the craziest thing you've ever done for someone?I went out with them over the course of a summer bc they loved me...792) How did you get your name?Idk793) Whats the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you?Trust no one, because in the end of the day, only you have your back. No one else will be there for you.794) If you had to describe yourself as a flavour, what would it be?The worst flavor possible, that no one likes for no reason.795) If you had to describe yourself as a car, what would it be?Broken down.796) If you had to describe yourself as an animal, what would it be?Idk...797) Do you think laughing at someone elses misfortune is wrong?No798) If a loved one was to serenade you, what song would you most like them to sing?No one loves me...799) Would you ever let your parents pick out a partner for you?Nooooo800) Have you ever tried spam? (the meat product)OMG YES I LOVE SPAM

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Sorry, don't mean to bumb or anything, but:

1) Whats your (full) name?Joshua Christopher Scott2) How old are you?143) Whats your Birthday?May 17th4) What starsign does that make it?Tauros5) Whats your favourite colour?Dark blue, like a night sky.6) Whats your lucky number?37) Do you have any pets?3 dogs, and a fish that just won't die.8) Where are you from?California9) How tall are you?5'7"10) What shoe size are you?10 1/211) How many pairs of shoes do you own?1, and a pair of flip flops12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?Bullying is punishable by death.13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have?To make people happy.14) and what would your hero name be?THE guy.15) and what outfit would you wear?Shorts and a t-shirt.16) What was your last dream about?I don't dream.17) What would you do if you won the lottery?Buy my friends all the things they want.18) Would you like to build/design your own house?Sure. It'd be fun.19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?Airplane!!!20) What talents do you have?Throwing a ball at 75mph.21) Can you juggle?Sometimes.22) Can you solve a rubix cube?Used to.23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?No.24) Are you psychic in any way?I'm psyCHO. Does that count?25) Are you a good dancer?Noooo...26) Are you a good singer?NOOOO27) Are you a good cook?I can be.28) Are you a good artist?Nope: :(29) Are you a good listener?Very.30) Are you a good public speaker?YES.31) Are you a good babysitter?Never gotten too. :/32) Are you a good mechanic?I like fixing things.33) Are you a good diplomat?Yeah, I don't like fighting.34) Are you a good employee?Following instructions is my thing.35) Are you a good dresser?What's that supposed to mean >.>36) Are you a good swimmer?Yes37) Are you a good skier?Never have.38) Are you a good lover?Uhhh...39) Are you a good musician?Yea40) Are you a good comedian?NONONONOOOOOO!!41) Are you a good cleaner?No...42) Are you a good actor?YES.43) Are you a good writer?Sometimes.44) Have you ever been bungee jumping?I wish!45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?Yeah. It's fun.46) What types of holidays do you prefer?The ones where I get things, but don't HAVE to give back.47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?My house. :P48) What was your favourite holiday?Birthday.49) Where would your dream holiday be?Surrounded by my friends.50) Can you tap dance?Sure.51) Whats your favourite zoo animal?Crocodile.52) Whats your favourite sport?Baseball53) Whats your favourite food?Pastaaaaaaaaa54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?Pineapple and ham55) Whats your favourite film?Godzilla (2014)56) Whats your favourite song?I don't listen to music.57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?I'm 14.58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink?Lemonade.59) Whats your favourite TV program?The Walking Dead because I don't watch TV.60) Whats your favourite boyband?No music.61) Whats your favourite girl group?No music.62) What would be your ideal partner?As in girl...? 63) Do you want children?Maybe.64) Do you want a church wedding?Idk.65) Are you religious?66) Do you like reality TV programs?No67) Do you like TV talent shows?No68) If you were gay who would your life partner be?No69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?The dinosaurs dying.70) How many hats do you own?Alot.71) Are you any good at pool?Very.72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from?35-40ft.73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital?Yes74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law?No75) Have you ever been on TV?I wanna say yes76) Have you ever met any celebrities?No77) Have you ever been to Legoland?YEAH!!!78) Have you ever done something heroic?Ye79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?Yes80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke?yes...81) What would be your best achievement to date?I don't have any.82) Do you prefer baths or showers?Shower83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair?Towel84) Have you ever built a snowman?Yes, but I don't wanna build a snowman rn. ;)85) Have you ever been sledging?Sledging?86) Have you ever flown a kite?No87) What colour socks are you wearing?None88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be?Hawaii89) Have you ever been famous?No90) Would you like to be a big celebrity?No91) Would you ever go on Big Brother?No92) How big is your TV?Which one?93) What is your most essential appliance?Phone94) What type of music do you like?I don't listen to music.95) Have you ever been skinnydipping?No96) How many Pillows do you sleep with?One97) What position do you often sleep in?Curled up in a ball, facing the east98) What do you wear to bed?Underwear. >.>99) How big is your house?1 story100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?Both, I see them all from the beach.101) What do you typically have for breakfast?CEREALLLLL102) Do you like scary movies?Ew no.103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?Dark chocolate mint104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?No105) How long can you balance on one foot?A long time 106) Have you ever fired a gun?Airsoft107) Have you ever tried archery?I own a bow and arrows.108) Whats your favourite condement?Chocolate syrup.109) Whats your favourite clean word?Electronical110) Whats your favourite swear word?I don't swear.111) Whats your least favourite word?Rough112) What was the last film you saw?Godzilla113) What football team do you support?Packers114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?Idk115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?Never really been in one...116) Do you have any scars?One117) Do you like marmite?No idea what that is118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?What's that?119) What did you want to be when you grew up?A velociraptor! :D120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?That's personal... Sorry. :/121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?Pretty long. Like, down to my eyes.123) Are you scared of flying?I love it! :D124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?Inteligence for looks... I got enough to give out, then burn, and still ace all my tests when I go to colledge. ;)125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?Never126) How often do you buy new clothes?Never127) Are you reliable?I try to.128) Are you proud of yourself?Idk... 129) Have you ever had a secret admirerPffft, I wish.130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?"Who are all the girls I've dated?"131) Do you hold grudges?No, never.132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?lizard+bat= DRAGON133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas?Yep134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles?Yes135) Have you ever played conkers?What's that?136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?Yall don't wanna know 137) Are you much of a gambler?I am, but I always win.138) Are you much of a daredevil?Sometimes.139) Are you a good liar?Yes.140) Are you a good judge of character?Sometimes.141) Are you any good at charades?Very142) How long could you go without talking?0 143) What has been your worst haircut/style?Idk144) Can you iceskate?No145) Can you summersault?Yeah!!! :DDD146) Whats your favourite joke?IDK 147) Whats been your best present?A laptop this christmas!148) Whats been your worst present?Idk149) Have you ever sleepwalked?Yes150) Can you build a house of cards?Yes151) Whats your favourite TV advert?Huh152) Can you play poker?Yeah153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests?I don't have a partner. 154) Have you ever been professionally photographed?Yeah155) Have you ever baked your own cake?No156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour?Huh157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree?Angel158) What would be your dream sandwich?CHOCOLATE BARS AND STRAWBERRY JELLY YUM159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous?no160) Can you do any accents other than your own?Sometimes I randomly get a british accent.161) Do you have a strong local accent?No162) Whats your favourite accent?British.163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick?O164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?Blue165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV?The Walking Dead166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress?My 8th grade graduation167) Do you prefer green or red grapes?Red168) What do you like on your toast?Butter and jam169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?Liquid170) How do you have your eggs?Scrambled171) Whats your favourite saying?None172) Have you ever been in a tug of war?Yes173) and did you win?We did the trick where they all fall down >:D174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted?No175) What do you have on your fridge door?Magnets176) Do you love or hate myspace?Neither177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?My cousin178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating?14179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples?No180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing?Idk181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of?My highscore on Crossy Road182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of?I can't remember...183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay?No184) Whats your favourite smell/scent?No clue185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?Yes186) What was your favourite birthday?14th187) Can you curl your tongue?Yes188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?Innie189) What would be your dream car?Jeep190) Are you left or right handed?Righty191) What was the last book you read?The Blood of Olympus192) What was the last song you danced to?No.193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo?Yes194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick?Yes195) Have you ever been on a space hopper?Huh196) Who was the last person to send you a text message?My friend Ashley...197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?Alot... v.v198) Are you scared of spiders?Yes199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one?Sure200) Have you ever been banned from a public place?No201) How much spam email do you tend to get a week?500+202) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?JAPANESE203) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life?Albert Einstein204) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard?Lol no205) Do you like clowns?No, they are weird. Not scary, weird.206) Do you prefer BBC or ITV?BBC207) Have you ever been surfing?LIIIIIIFE <3333208) Have you ever been snowboarding?Soon209) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley?Beatles210) Whats your favourite type of foreign food?Italian211) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most?Mexico212) Do you like your music loud or easy listening?Neither213) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program?Pokemon?214) Do you sing in the shower?Sometimes215) Are you a clean or messy person?Clean216) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly?Mcdonalds217) Can or Do you still play twister?Yes, and no.218) Can you play chess?Yes219) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song?No220) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws?Straight221) Have you ever entered a talent contest?222) and did you win?Yeah223) Do you like poetry?Meh224) Are you a bad loser?No225) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream?Ice cream226) Whats your favourite type of Pie?Chocolate cream227) Whats your most used phrase?Sorry228) Whats your most used word?Sorry229) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life?Myself230) What would your dream job be?Baseball player231) Which song do you hate the most?Any new pop song232) How long does it take you to get ready?233) What do you think the greatest invention has been?Computer234) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex?Not being a dick235) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex?Liiiiiiittle oversensetive.236) Who's your favourite Comedian?None237) What's your favourite board game?Smart Ass238) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions?No239) Do you have any superstitions?No240) Whats your favourite Movie quote?No241) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer?Who is jack242) Do you have much of an ego?No243) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish?No244) Are you a hat person?Sometimes245) Whats your favourite supermarket chain?Vons246) Whats your favourite fastfood chain?Subway247) Whats your first thought upon waking up?"My life sucks"248) What animal would you most like to have as a pet?Crocodile249) Whats your favourite type of tree?A tree tree...250) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be?Apple, bad.251) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be?Your girl.252) Who's your favourite celeb with the same first name or surname as you?Idk any celebs253) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?I'd just play video games.254) Whats your favourite flower?Flowers :3255) Do you believe in ghosts?Maybe256) Do you believe in the loch ness monster?Sure257) Do you believe in Aliens?Sure258) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public?Yeah xD259) Which is your favourite pokemon?CHARMANDERRER <33260) What horror fiction character scares you the most?None.261) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop?Depends on the hula hoop262) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day?Sure263) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe?Idk!264) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound?Idk!?!?265) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etcNo266) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink?No267) Do you have any secret family recipes?No268) Do you have any family secrets? :oYes...269) Are you good at keeping secrets?very.270) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon?I wish271) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?Godzilla count?272) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white?White273) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll?Idk.274) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online?Online275) Would you ever want to learn to fly?Yeah276) Do you often read your horoscope?What's that277) Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?No278) Whats your favourite brand of newspaper?Huh279) Have you ever milked a cow?No280) Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you?No281) Do you love or hate rollercoasters?Love282) Which was the greatest Empire?Rome283) Whats the cleverest word you know?Sex284) Whats your favourite sportsware brand?Idrc.285) Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines?No286) Who's your favourite Superhero?Can't decide287) Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie?Can't decide288) What was the last Album you purchased?None289) What was the last DVD you purchased?Godzilla290) What was the last piece of clothing you purchased?None291) When pulling crackers does everyone get one each regardless or whoever gets the big ends keeps all the prizesWhat...292) Do you ever make your own greetings cardsYeah293) Do you have a swiss army knife?I have a pocket knife294) At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real?13...295) Whats your favourite fruit?Watermelon.296) Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it?Literally my life.297) Do you buy from charity shops?Idk298) Have you ever sold your services?Not in any sexual way.299) Have you ever raised money for charity?Yeah300) Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair?Yep301) Is the glass half full or half empty?Half full.302) Is the grass greener on the other side?No, any grass is greener than the grass at my house.303) If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a noise?Yeah...304) Why does it always rain on me?Raindrops keep falling on my head...305) Have you ever sailed a boat?No306) Do you love or loathe Harry Potter?Neutral, then up a little step.307) Do you do your utmost for the environment?Mostly308) Do you love or loather Eurovison?Wat...309) Have you ever weilded a sword?I wish ;-;310) If you were famous would you want a statue or a building names after you?Neither311) Whats your favourite type of fish?To eat? Salmon. 312) Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails?Neither313) Whats the ultimate cake topping?FUUUUUUUUD314) Do you like marzipan?What's thT?315) Whats better? Center Parks or Butlins?Uhhh316) If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play?Drums317) Can you erect a tent?Yes318) Do you suck or bite lollipops?A combonation of both319) Have you ever used the yellow pages?Maybe320) If you have an mp3 player what size is it?32 gb321) Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes?That'd be cool but no322) Do you still have a camera that uses conventional film?No323) Approximately how many DVD's do you have?300+ (probably closer to 500)323) Approximately how many Albums do you have?324) Do you talk to yourself?Very often, smart people tend to.325) Do you sing to yourself?Sometimes...326) Do you know any identical twins?I have a friend who we can pass for them327) Have you ever given blood?No328) Could you ever be a medical guineapig?Noooo329) Whats your favourite radio station?Nope330) Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet?X is cool331) Which is better? rollerblade or rollerskates?Blades are good for chopping people in half.332) Have you ever written a love letter?Um... Personal333) How many valentines cards did you recieve this/last year?None334) What are cooler? Dinosaurs or Dragons? Dragons335) Have you ever made your own ice lollies?Huh336) Have you ever made your own Ice cream?Yes337) Which forgeign language did you have to learn at school?Do* and spanish338) and do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language?Haven't learned much yet339) Do you know CPR?Yes340) Do you have any swimming badges?No...?341) Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks?Digital342) How tall is the tallest person you know?Pretty tall343) Have you ever got lost in a maze?Nope344) Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal?Do cousins count?345) Have you ever ridden a camel?No346) Whats your opinion on rats?Rats are weird.347) Have you ever been to a gym?The school one...348) Have you ever been in a helicopter?I wish349) Have you ever cheated at a test?I have been accused, but no.350) Have you ever ridden a tractor?No351) Are you a gossip?No...352) Have you ever cried at a film?Lol no I love sad parts!353) When you're ill do you struggle on regardless or just curl up in bed as much as possible?I play video games.354) Do you need to write down things to remember them?Normally355) Do you keep a diary/journal?No356) Are you scared of thunderstorms?Only when caught outdoors, but with good reason.357) Do you have any unusual fears or phobias?Does the fear of someone asking to see me naked (via text or irl) count?358) Whats your favourite disney movie?Ew no359) Have you ever slept in a caravan?What's that... I should know this.360) Have you ever painted a house?Partially361) Have you got green fingers??362) Whats the tallest tree you've ever climbed?100+, no harness363) Have you ever dialed the talking clock?No364) Do you always wear identical socks?I wear flip flops365) Do you live by any motto or philosophy?Yeah, "Sorry..."366) Do you lick the yoghurt or desert lid?I hate yogurt367) Do you lick the spoon clean after making something sweet?Yessss368) Do you like the sound of music? (the musical/film)Never seen it369) Have you ever made your own orangejuice?No370) Have you ever sucked on a lemon?Ew no371) Have you ever licked a battery?Yeaaaaah :DDD372) Are you a good aim with a rubber band?Sometimes373) Have you ever played golf?Yeah374) Whats the most unusual name you've ever come across?Dequan375) Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings?Morning376) Have you ever danced in the rain?Yep.377) Do you like long or short hair?Kinda middle.378) Have you ever sworn at an authority figure?Lol no!379) Have you ever walked into a wall?Many, many, MANY times380) Whats your favourite precious metal?Sapphire (technically a blue ruby, but eh)381) Whats your favourite precious stone?Idk382) Could you ever hunt your own meal?Does fishing count? I've done that.383) Have you ever read any comics?No384) Where do you like to go to on a first date?I have dated someone... Never went on a date. Mini golfing is fun...385) Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes?Verrical.386) Have you ever baked your own bread?No387) Can you believe I can't believe its not butter is in fact not actually butter?WHAT???388) Can you name all 50 American states?Yeah389) Have you ever owned a goldfish?No, others390) What was your favourite school subject? Is* and science then math. Both close.391) What was your least favourite school subject?History. X:392) Have you ever passed wind in an embarassing situation?No393) Have you ever played the bongos?YeH!!!394) Have you ever handled a snake?Mhm395) Have you ever assembled furniture by yourself?Yes396) When did you last go to the beach?Yesterday... #surfingislife397) When if ever did you last go to london?Never398) What do you do to cool down when its hot?Go to the beach...399) Whats the most unusual thing you've ever eaten?Crickets400) Do you have a favourite mug?Huh401) Do you know any self defence or martial arts?Josh-Quad-Yo402) Who's your favourite movie action hero?What...403) Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?No404) Do you collect anything?Do secrets count?405) Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?Nerds being cool406) Do you stick to conventional fashions or like to try and be original?Idc what anyone thinks.407) Have you ever given someone a handmade present?Yeah408) Are you introvert or extrovert?Huh409) If you could have any feature from an animal what would you want?Wings, duh.410) Whats your prefered swimming stroke?Breast Stroke411) Have you ever been scuba diving?Soon...412) Have you ever had a disasterous interview?Not yet.413) What makes you nervous?Not much... 414) Which of the 5 senses would you say is your strongest?Eyesight415) What colour are your eyes?The most amazing blue you can think of416) Have you ever been to an Art gallery?Yeah417) Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows?I very wittily think them in my head418) Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team?Yel419) Have you ever won any kind of quiz yourself?In school...420) Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times?No421) Do you own any inflatable furniture?No422) Whats the highest hill or mountain you've ever climbed?10,000+ ft, during a lightning storm. 423) Do you have a piggy bank?Lol what no.424) Whats the fastest you've ever travelled in a car?90mph? 425) Could you ever hand milk a cow?Maybe426) Do you have popcorn with a movie?Yessss427) Whats the futhest you've ever got a paper airplane to fly?Pretty far :D428) Have you ever built an igloo?No :c429) Can you play the harmonica?Depends on your definition of play.430) Have you ever made a ball of twine or rubberbands?Nope431) If given the option of having a flake in your ice cream do you always take it?Flake...?432) Could you ever be a living organ donor?Probably not.433) Which was your favourite science? Biology, Physics or Chemistry?I'm in bio now, and haven't taken the other two.434) Could you ever go out with someone just cause they're rich?Heck no.435) Have you ever contemplated sueing someone?Again, 14...436) Are you pretty devious?Probably437) Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise)no438) Are you any good at giving massages?I've never felt awkward before, and I'm pretty blunt.439) Whats been your worst date ever?That one time, where I didn't go on a date. Yep, good times.440) Have you ever slapped somoene in public?Yeah... Accident though.441) Have you ever drawn on a sleeping or inebriated person?HECK YEAH!442) Have you ever warn clothing with the labels/tags still attached?yeah lol443) Have you ever slipped on a banana skin?no444) Are you scared of the dark?Sometimes, depends on a few things.445) Do you have a lawyer?No446) Have you ever been wolf whistled in public??447) Whats the worst chatup line you've heard?Are you a dick? Because you're... Wait I got that wrong.448) Have you ever been water skiing?Does wakeboarding or standing on an inner-tube count?449) Have you ever hopelessly failed a test?Lol no #promlgtesttaker450) If you had a year off, what would you want to do?Surf trip. #endlesssummer3451) How many sms/txt messages do you recieve on average a day?400+ normally.452) How long did you last phone call last?0 minutes, I never talk on the phone.453) Do you go to car boot sales?No...454) If you saw someone drop a £10 note, would you claim it for your own or try to return it to them?Yeah, even though being a good person gets you nowhere... v.v455) Have you ever helped someone across the road?Yep456) Have you ever been horseriding?Yeah457) Have you ever walked a tightrope?Yeah458) Have you ever demolished a wall or building?Yep459) If you and a friend both wanted the same thing would you let the friend get it first?Depends on the thing.460) Have you ever argued over who should pay for something?Yeah, I don't like people (girls) paying for things when I'm around. #chivalry4life461) Do you have any family heirlooms?Nope462) Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous?Thor, ancesty.com says.463) Whats your favourite ocean?Pacific FTW464) Do you correct peoples mistakes?Sometimes465) Have you ever helped out an injured animal?Yeah.466) Do you throw bread for the ducks?I did once, I fell in the pond.467) Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisey things?I think they are young teenagers.468) Do you give money to buskers?What?469) Have you ever tossed your own pancake?Uhhh I'm american470) Are you any good at egg and spoon races?Yep471) Are you allergic to anything?Dust.472) Are you ticklish?Don't even go there >.>473) Do you prefer tea,coffee or cocoa?Cocoa474) Do you like Turkish Delight?Uhhh475) Do you buy people presents to bring back when you go on holiday?Yeah.476) Are you tired of answering questions yet?Ehhh, 22% yes, 88% no.(do the math)477) Have you ever been wheelbarrow racing?Yeah!!1!1!1!! (i fell out)478) Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails?Lol no479) Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name?There's this dubstep beat, but I have no clue what it's called ;-;480) Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else?Yep481) Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you?All the time, #horriblememoryFTW482) What do you do to keep fit?I surf, play baseball, and have a high metabolism.483) Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight?Sometimes. Depend on who it is484) Have you ever been in a fight?Yeah.485) Have you ever started a rumour?No486) Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself?Yeah... :/487) Have you ever been in or had a food fight?I wish >.<488) When its your birthday do you always wear an age badge?No...489) Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video?No490) If you were comfortbly rich would you work hard for more or rest on your laurels?I'd buy all my friends expensive hings.491) Have you ever been in a position of authority?Yea492) Have you ever been caught in a comprimising position? even despite a valid explanation?Does being caught in the middle of setting up a prank count?493) Have you ever tried to make your own alcohol?Not yet.494) If you were ruler of your own country what would you call it?Utopia, 'cause it'd be perfect.495) And what title would you give yourself?Surpreme Ruler496) If you invented a monster what would you call it?Death. 'Cause it'd kill everything.497) And what features would it have?It'd be a robot that senses fears and changes into whatever you fear most, even if you don't know it.498) Have you ever had a dream you chased only to be let down when you achived it?What?499) Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend?Yeah, just girls... I have people who can awsner them though.500) Who was your favourite teacher at school and why?Mr. Fox, had him for two years, algebra 1, and geometry, and he was amazing.501) Whats your favourite party game?Twister with the ladies :P502) Is it acceptable or unacceptable to smack a child as form of disapline?No503) Can a hetrosexual male ever wear pink?Yeah504) Is it criminal to wear socks with sandals?Heck no #mylife505) If you were captain of a ship, what would you call it?S.S. No.506) If you were to join an emergency service which would it be?Something with no people to help.507) If you were to join one of the armed forced which would it be?The swat! >:D508) Whats the worst thing about being your gender?The other guys thinking I'll fight them voluntarily... .-.509) Whats the best thing about being your gender?Imo, there is nothing good about guys. Most of them are heartless jerks.510) If you swapped genders for a day how would you spend it?Uhhh, I'd rather not talk about that.511) If you were exiled what country would you choose as your new home?GREAT BRITIAN512) Have you ever made someone cry?Yeah...513) Have you ever starred in a school play?I've been in one.514) Were you a member of any celebrity fanclub?Lol no515) Have you ever been a member of any other club?No516) If you could have a full scholarship to any university what would you choose to study?UH517) Whats been your greatest ever day?I've never had one...518) What historical period would you like to live in if you could go back in time?2013519) What would you bring along to an idillic picnic?Uhhh520) Whats your favourite childrens story?The one, where everyone is sad bc it's the truth.521) What movie ending really frustrated you? And how would you change it?Big Hero 6, so many people should have died, and it should have been sad, but NOOOOOO.522) What three things do you think of most each day?Certain people, how much my life sucks, and what can I do to fix things.523) What do you call your evening meal? Dinner Tea or Supper?Dinner524) What do you call your after meal sweet? Pudding or Dessert?Dessert525) If you had a warning label, what would yours say?526) Have you ever got sweet revenge on anyone?Oh yeah >:)527) Have you ever been to a live concert?No :(528) Have you ever been to see stand up comedy?No :/529) Have you ever needed stitches?Yeah530) If you could invent brand new baby names what would they be?Sharlequeesha531) Do your dreams ever tell you to do anything?Yeah...532) Who's your favourite radio 1 DJ?plug.dj/avicus533) Whats the best way to your heart?By tellin me what I'm doing wrong, and showing you love me.534) Do you know your own mobile phone number off by heart?Yep535) If you were a fashion designer, what style of clothing or accessories would you design?UNDERWEAR536) Do you ever laugh at things you shouldn't?Unfortuanately yes...537) Have you ever been in a submarine?No :c538) Have you ever walked out of a cinema before the film was done?No539) What song would you say best sums you up?Can't think of the name, but it's this really sad song by P.O.D.540) Do you have any old friends wou wish you could meet up with again?Yeah...541) Whats your favourite Nursury Rhyme?No542) Do you prefer metric or imperial measurements?America543) Who's your favourite monarch of all time?Julius Caesar, rek everyone.544) What was the last thing you ate?Mcy D's545) Whats your favourite farmyard animal?Horsh546) If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be?None547) What would you do if someone proposed to you tomorrow?Say yes depending on who.548) What are your 3 favourite internet sites?Avicus.net, youtube.com549) How high can you jump?3 ft550) Which fictional character do you wish was real?Thor551) Who was your first crush?Brown hair, white with a meh tan, clear-blue-water eyes, dimples, freckles on her cheek. She's lesbian now I hear.552) Whats the greatest thing about being your nationality?All I have to do is get C's, and I'm smarter than everyone else.553) Whats the least greatest thing about being your nationality?They are all fat and stupid.554) Do you believe in destiny, fate or free will?Free will, yes.555) If you could talk to one species of animal which would it be?Orangutangs, they are intelligent.556) If you had friends round what DVD's would you have to watch?I don't have friends irl...557) Do you like vanilla or chocolate?Chocolate558) Are you a giver or a receiver?Both559) Do you have any enemies?Yes, unfortunately...560) Are you scared of needles?Yes561) How many piercings do you have? if anyNone562) Have you ever got majorly lost trying to get somewhere?Yeah, I got lost trying to be happy.563) How fast can you say the alphabet?>2 seconds564) Do you say "Zee" or "Zed" to describe the letter Z?Zee565) What was the last thing to make you feel happy?I can't remember... Too far ago.566) What was the last thing to make you feel angry?Being told I sucked at baseball, when the people haven't seen me play...567) You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you're fired. Do you save the dog?Duh! Screw my boss.568) Are you the kind of friend you'd want to have as a friend yourself?As of right now, no... I hate myself.569) Do you have any questions or queries about things you're just to scared or embarassed to ask anyone about?The only thing that can make me feel awkward are naked people... So no.570) If you were a wrestler what would your stage name be?El... Josh.571) and what would your special move be called?Slap and run572) Whats the most interesting thing you can see out of your nearest window?IT'S A... Backyard.573) Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls?No574) Have you ever needed an eye test?Not really, just the normal ones for physicals575) Do you find yourself attractive?Lol no576) Can you roll your R's?Yeah577) What social class do you consider yourself or your family background to be in?Middle578) Do you know any magic tricks?I can make your virginity disappear579) Whats the largest amount of money you've ever won?$100 on one scratcher ticket580) Whats the largest amount of money you've spent in one spree?I've never gone on a shopping spree581) Whats the largest amount of money you've had to borrow off of a friend or family member0$582) Have you ever been on a cable car?Yeah583) Do you prefer Honey or Jam?Both584) Do you prefer the French or Germans?French585) How fast can you get changed?Really fast586) How fast do you type?120 words a minute587) How fast can you run?6:46 mile588) Which is better, Mario or Sonic?Sonic589) Whats your favourite biscuit to dunk?Wat590) Which would you rather have if you had to, a broken leg or a broken arm?Arm, but depends which side591) Do you read a daily newspaper?No592) Do you watch the news on TV?No593) Have you ever had anything published?No594) Do you believe in love at first sight?Not really...595) How many remote controls do you have in your house?Alot596) Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna?No597) Have you ever had chicken pox?No598) Do you own a lava lamp?No599) Are you glad these are almost over?No600) On a scale of 1-10 how random would you say these are?Maybe a 27 if I'm in a good mood601) What is your one major weekness?Well that depends...602) Whats been the best descision you've made in your life so far?I can't because I've only made bad ones it seems like...603) Whats been the worst descision you've made in your life so far?Being myself604) What words do you always struggle to spell correctly?Answer605) On a scale of 1-10 how happy would you say you are?-7606) On a scale of 1-10 how smart would you say you are?9.73607) On a scale of 1-10 how funny would you say you are?-infinty608) On a scale of 1-10 how devious would you say you are?Deoends609) On a scale of 1-10 how awesome would you say you are?5?610) On a scale of 1-10 how devilsh would you say you are?10/10611) On a scale of 1-10 how nice/caring would you say you are?10612) On a scale of 1-10 how bitchy would you say you are?Idk613) On a scale of 1-10 how polite would you say you are?11614) On a scale of 1-10 how attractive would you say you are?-infinity^3615) If you could be any famous person who would you be and why?None, too popular and drugs and stuff616) Whats your favourite animal beginning with the letter A?Anaconda cause snakes are life (not nikki manaj ew no)617) Whats your favourite item of clothing beginning with the letter B?Boxers? What else starts with B?618) Whats your favourite expleitive beginning with the letter C????619) Whats your favourite boys name beginning with the letter D?Dylan620) Whats your favourite girls name beginning with the letter E?Ashley621) Whats your favourite book beginning with the letter F?FARQUAD STAR SQUAD622) Whats your favourite bodypart beginning with the letter G?Guts623) Whats your favourite musical instrument beginning with the letter H?Huh?624) Whats your favourite song beginning with the letter I?I don't care.625) Whats your favourite actress beginning with the letter J?Jennifer Laurence626) Whats your favourite actor beginning with the letter K?Kan I not?627) Whats your favourite film beginning with the letter L?Land of the Lost628) Whats your favourite tv show beginning with the letter M?Mmm... None629) Whats your favourite game beginning with the letter N?None630) Whats your favourite non alcoholic drink beginning with the letter O?Orange Juice631) Whats your favourite food beginning with the letter P?Pineapple <3333632) Whats your favourite band beginning with the letter Q?There are bands that start with Q?633) Whats your favourite author beginning with the letter R?Roald Dayl634) Whats your favourite sport beginning with the letter S?Softball which is basically baseball.635) Whats your favourite job beginning with the letter T?Teacher636) Whats your favourite mythical creature beginning with the letter U?Unihorse637) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink beginning with the letter V?Vargarita638) Whats your favourite cartoon character beginning with the letter W?Wat639) Whats your favourite word beginning with the letter X?X MARKS THE SPOT640) Whats your favourite city beginning with the letter Y?You'll never know641) Whats your favourite country beginning with the letter Z?Ziborg642) Do you get seasick?No643) If you discovered a new species of dinosaur what would you call it?Depends644) Do you own a paddling pool?No...?645) What do you consider is the most important piece of furniture in a house?Beds646) What do you consider is the most important appliance in a house?Computer647) If you could have any celebritys hair whos would it be?Thor or whoever plays him648) Which Celebrity do you find the most annoying?All of them649) What potential talents do you think you might have if you worked at them?Coding, flirting, and gymnastics.650) Who was better, Flipper, Lassie or Skippy?Flippe651) If you could be trained up in any profession of your choice by top professionals what profession would you choose?Surf652) If someone elses child was being an annoying little runt would you go tell them off or do something about it?Idk, depends653) Do you believe in kharma?Depends654) Do you believe in revenge?Yeah655) Do you believe in fairies?Lol no656) Do you believe in a god?Ehhh... 657) Do you believe there used to be dragons?Ye658) Who would you want to be with on a desert island?No one... I'd want to die in peace as I do now.659) What's the worst show on television?All of the 660) Who's your favourite god from ancient history?Posideon cause the ocean is B.A. 661) What one device would you want to see added to a mobile phone?Lie detector662) Where do you see yourself in 1 months time?Sad still...663) Where do you see yourself in 1 years time?Still sad, and alone with 0 friends664) Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? Probably dead from suicide, or still sad and alone.665) What was the best thing about your old school?I had friends666) What was the worst thing about your old school?Too eZ667) If you could change your name to anything what would your new name be?Nope668) Do you watch too much tv?I don't watch TV669) Have you ever planted a tree?Yeah670) Whats the heaviest thing you can lift?Heavy things671) What was the last present you recieved?I dunno...672) Are your ears lobed or attached?Lobed673) How often do you wash your ears??674) Could you go out with someone who had a child from a previous relationship?Uhhh, idk.675) What was your first alcoholic drink?Never had a full one.676) What was your first job?None677) What was your first car? (or what would you like it to be?)Jeep678) What was your first mobile phone?Some flight thingy...679) What is your first proper memory?I can't remember... ;)680) Who was your first teacher?Idk681) Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?Florida682) Who was your first best friend?Kid named renick...683) What was your first detention for?Never had one684) Whats your strongest voluntary muscle?I don't understand...685) Who was your first kiss?Heh, no thank you...686) What was the first film you remember seeing at the cinema?I dunno687) What thing that you've made are you most proud of?I've made a few people happy temporarily...688) Could you ever be someones bodygaurd?Yeah689) Michelangelo's David... Masterpiece or filth?Huh690) Do you like other people buying you clothes?Idc691) Have you ever brought a present for someone that they hated/disliked?Idk692) What nicknames do you have/have had?Lots693) Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?Yeah...694) Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?No695) Have you ever carved a pumpkin?Yeah!!!696) Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?Depends...697) Do you prefer giving or recieving gifts/help etcBoth698) If you were a member of the spice girls, what would your spice handle be?Huh699) If you were to become a famous singer, what would your debut album be called?I hate my life700) If you could join any music group which would you want to join?Crown the Empire or Metallica701) What do your parents do?One's a nurse and one works at a milk factory702) If you were a giant mega monster what city would you rampage?All of them703) Did you ever have a treehouse as a kid?No :c704) Is your dad an embarassing dancer?Idk705) Do you plan to vote in the next election?No706) If you could replace one bodypart with a super bionic replacement what bodypart and what features would the new bionic replacement have?Right arm, and just stronger707) What if any unusual objects have you swallowed?Fuzz708) When you buy something new do you get a desire to use/play with it even when they dont have any physical application yet?Yeah709) Did you understand the Matrix Trilogy?Never seen it710) Would you rather be the fella in a movie who gets the girl or the baddie with all the good lines?Gets the girl711) If you were stinking rich, would you only go to places other rich people went?No712) Would you rather have a mans top half and a womens bottom half or visa versa?Visa versa713) Rebound relationships, good or bad?Idk714) Have you ever owned a slinky?Yeah715) Teenage parents, good bad or indifferent?Bad716) Whats the most expensive thing you've ever broken?Crappy old computer717) Pirate downloads, good or bad?Idc718) Democracy, good or bad?Idc719) Communism, good or bad?Idc720) Have you ever been electrocuted?Yeah721) Have you ever been attacked with a creamy bakery product?No722) Have you ever shawn a sheep?No723) Have you ever accidentally set fire to yourself?Yeah xD724) Have you ever eaten a whole tube of pringles by yourself?Mhm725) Have you ever been hit on by someone of the same gender?Idk726) The war in Iraq, good or bad?Idc727) The war in Afganistan, good or bad?Idc728) Have you ever appeared on youtube?Yeah729) Have you ever performed in front of a large audience?Yes730) Have you ever eaten anything prepared by a celebrity chef?No731) Have you ever been on radio?No732) Did your school make a teatowel that everyone submitted to?No?733) What colour/style was your school tie?Huh...734) Do you have to wear glasses?No735) Do you bite your nails?Sometimes736) Do you prefer male or female singers voices?Neither737) Would you rather be the worlds greatest football player or lover?Neither738) Do you get hayfever??739) Do you have a list of things to do before your 'x' years old?Nk740) Do you like your age?Noooo741) Whats your favourite physical thing you like about yourself?My eyes...742) Whats your least favourite physical thing you like about yourself?Everything else743) Are you proud, comfortable or ashamed of your body?I hate it. I'm ugly af744) Whats your favourite personality trait you like about yourself?No thank you...745) Whats your least favourite personality trait you like about yourself?Everything746) Do you know html?I wish ;-;747) Have you ever flown first class?No748) How many languages do you speak?1 and some spanish749) What are better, violins or pianos?Violins750) Whats the fastest you've ever driven? (as driver or passenger)Idk fast751) What compulsions do you have?Idk752) What makes you angry?People hurting/making fun of my friends753) If you could see any band, which would you like to see?Crown the Empire754) Who would you say are more attractive, English or Europeans?Irish755) What would you say is your favourite album of all time?Idk756) Do you dislike hairy people?Ehhh...757) Are you much of an adventurer?Yep758) Do you like your own name?Sure759) Would you ever sign a Prenuptial agreement??760) How long has your longest ever phone call been?Idk761) Have you ever stolen anything?No762) Could you ever have an affair with a married person?Idk, probably no763) Could you ever split up a couple for one reason or another?Yeah, and I have with good reasons764) What is your family christmases like?Boring765) Do you prefer sporty or academic members of the opposite sex?Heh, the one I like is both...766) How much would it cost to buy your love?Maybe .99$ if I'm having a bad day... $5.99 normally. (i have no friends...)767) Who was your least favourite teacher at school and why?None768) If you met a Genie who offered you three wishes, what would you wish for? (more wishes does not count)Friends, fall in love, and to be hapy769) Whats your current Mobile phone model and do you like it?Iphone, and yeah770)771)772)773)774)775)776)777)I like these last few questions...778) Have you already thought about your babies names?Hell no xD779) Have you ever been fishing?Yeah fishing is life!780) Have you ever had your national flag painted on your face?No781) Do you have any strange body things?Huh?782) What was the last social faux pas you made?Idk783) What makes you nostalgic?Playstation 1784) Whats the scariest thing you've ever done?Go up a vertical slope on an ATV/Quad785) What fairy tale character would you most associate with?Idk786) How much do you tend to swear in public?0787) What are your strengths?Too many...788) What are your weaknesses?Too many,..789) What brand are your trainers??790) If you ruled your own country, who would you get to writer your national anthem?Liam Neeson791) Who is the most intelligent person you know?This dude Isaac.791) Whats the craziest thing you've ever done for someone?I went out with them over the course of a summer bc they loved me...792) How did you get your name?Idk793) Whats the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you?Trust no one, because in the end of the day, only you have your back. No one else will be there for you.794) If you had to describe yourself as a flavour, what would it be?The worst flavor possible, that no one likes for no reason.795) If you had to describe yourself as a car, what would it be?Broken down.796) If you had to describe yourself as an animal, what would it be?Idk...797) Do you think laughing at someone elses misfortune is wrong?No798) If a loved one was to serenade you, what song would you most like them to sing?No one loves me...799) Would you ever let your parents pick out a partner for you?Nooooo800) Have you ever tried spam? (the meat product)OMG YES I LOVE SPAM
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