Fun with Mistranslated Japanese
by
NewVoltdrive
June 5, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC
http://translationparty.com/ This site can be used to type an English phrase into it and have it translated back and forth between English and Japanese until the phrase is translated back and forth perfectly. It taught me how hard it must be to translate anime.
So I typed in "If God can do anything, can he make a rock that he can't lift?" and somewhere along the line it translated to, "God does nothing, but you can lift him can do it, can't shake him"
This wasn't made by the website you linked but it was translated from english to japanese back and forth with a little arabic mixed in.
Navy seals copypasta: Just because you are stupid , I fuck me that you told a little bitch to you? I attack a number of secret of each that I have I know , it's graduation to kill at you II 300 more than you are sure , but top of my class from the Navy , and is essential shall be , I - was involved in I Quaeda . I of the U.S. military has trained top of it as a gorilla warfare sniper whole me. There is something to me so that you do not have to be the only goal for you. I do not have it so , and he was marked down for the ridiculous of me , you ' we have seen before on this planet , he fucks cleanse accuracy you . First , do you think they would look like I can escape say shit on the Internet you ? Stupid people , please think again . I was able to speak and our network of spies secret I've been searching for worms missing in the United States in general , preparation , contact IP, and of you , better storm , . The storm wiped call a little pathetic life for you . You are dead , it 's a stupid child . It is possible and that there anywhere at any time , and can kill you in the way of more than 700 , I'm just my bare hands . I , full of , wipe ass miserable face anywhere in the continent to Arsenal for you to get the United states I a large- scale , and , trained in unarmed combat slightly above Marine Corps as a whole was shit please do not use it for off . Even in the case that you knew is possible , "smart" yourself , it's dirty revenge , you views of stupid that holds the tongue probably I would go to be based at the bottom of a small it I can . The certainly , now , you , you , you will not be able to deceive the price to you , that you did not pay the damned . One person , your , you will drown in the shit out of anger . You're shit , and dead .
Hello my name is Bob, i live in Japan and i am 50 years old. I live in the state of Ohio, the birthplace of Ted Mosby, a character in the show 'How I Met Your Mother'. My dog will eat you up and my life is legendary!
ended up to be:
Hi my name is Bob, Japan live and my 50-year-old. I was ' how I met your mother ' live in the birthplace of Ohio, Ted Mosby, display characters. Eat my dog, and my life is a legend!
This wasn't made by the website you linked but it was translated from english to japanese back and forth with a little arabic mixed in.
Navy seals copypasta: Just because you are stupid , I fuck me that you told a little bitch to you? I attack a number of secret of each that I have I know , it's graduation to kill at you II 300 more than you are sure , but top of my class from the Navy , and is essential shall be , I - was involved in I Quaeda . I of the U.S. military has trained top of it as a gorilla warfare sniper whole me. There is something to me so that you do not have to be the only goal for you. I do not have it so , and he was marked down for the ridiculous of me , you ' we have seen before on this planet , he fucks cleanse accuracy you . First , do you think they would look like I can escape say shit on the Internet you ? Stupid people , please think again . I was able to speak and our network of spies secret I've been searching for worms missing in the United States in general , preparation , contact IP, and of you , better storm , . The storm wiped call a little pathetic life for you . You are dead , it 's a stupid child . It is possible and that there anywhere at any time , and can kill you in the way of more than 700 , I'm just my bare hands . I , full of , wipe ass miserable face anywhere in the continent to Arsenal for you to get the United states I a large- scale , and , trained in unarmed combat slightly above Marine Corps as a whole was shit please do not use it for off . Even in the case that you knew is possible , "smart" yourself , it's dirty revenge , you views of stupid that holds the tongue probably I would go to be based at the bottom of a small it I can . The certainly , now , you , you , you will not be able to deceive the price to you , that you did not pay the damned . One person , your , you will drown in the shit out of anger . You're shit , and dead .
Uhhhh....that's......lovely.
Also, I typed in "We're gonna build a wall" and it came out to be "We built a wall."
I wrote this: You all know, sometimes everyone dies. And our wonderful cube game server, which I like a lot, because it is super small and very cute, will die too with loud scream of last player on it. I still hope, that our great community save this awesome server by eating other ones, and we will live happily ever after.
My favorite one: I know all people die. Seems to be good players in the end, very small, very cute screaming and I will die, so cube game server. Another way of eating I still live in our great server, great community expect.
And it finished with: I know all the people will die. Very small, very cute scream seems to be better at the end, and I will die, so cube game server. Yet to eat live, expect another way is a great server of our great community.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
FitnessGram ™ pacer test is difficult Naru multistage aerobic capacity test than gradually it to continue . Pacer test 20 meters , will start in 30 seconds . Line up at the start . Running speed will begin slowly , but you quickly after listening to this signal , you get each minute . [ Beep ] single lap , you will need to complete each time you hear this sound . [ Ding ] is linearly run , please do not forget to run as long as possible . The second time you have failed to complete a lap in front of the sound , was the end you are testing . The test will begin at the start of word . In your mark , to start the preparation .
To be or not to be - that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep - No more - and by a sleep to say we end The heartache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep - To sleep, perchance to dream.
In the end:
Order issue: whether or not "ended up as the outrageous fortune take arms against a sea of troubles of the sling and arrow tis noble heart. More death, say sleep sleep – we will finish.
Hello my name is Bob, i live in Japan and i am 50 years old. I live in the state of Ohio, the birthplace of Ted Mosby, a character in the show 'How I Met Your Mother'. My dog will eat you up and my life is legendary!
ended up to be:
Hi my name is Bob, Japan live and my 50-year-old. I was ' how I met your mother ' live in the birthplace of Ohio, Ted Mosby, display characters. Eat my dog, and my life is a legend!
Lol wonder how Clint turned out in HIMYM? (Ted's mom's husband)
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
The end:
Born of happy people, and is obviously same life born free and equal.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
The end:
Born of happy people, and is obviously same life born free and equal.
Life ain't nothing but b***hes and money -> b***hes and money is not life F*** the police -> F*** the police Started from the bottom now we're here -> now, we start at the bottom here It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time -> Unlock a non-rock rhyme time rhyme Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless -> Such cruelty is along the path of the women lost the soul
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