Jokes page! by Valyxn April 5, 2015 at 7:04 AM UTC
I'm too tired to write a joke right now, I will in the morning though. This page accepts knock-knock jokes, yo-mama jokes,riddles and more. Please to offensive/super extra racist joke. Thnx.RightSide April 5, 2015 at 8:04 AM UTC
What does the red light say the green light ?dont look im changing !
voidloop April 5, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC
BoldAndBrash April 5, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC
what did the dog say to the cat?Nothing, they can't talk.
Robin_DD_J April 5, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC
Im sorry dont hurt me pleaseMLGtino April 5, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC
Im sorry dont hurt me please
Porkyyy April 5, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC
Im sorry dont hurt me please
NewVoltdrive April 5, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other PIZZA!
ProfessorUtonium April 5, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC
Why did the dum-dum go to schoolto become a smartie(candy types(smartie/dumdum))
Holysamurai April 5, 2015 at 4:04 PM UTC
Why did the chicken croos the Mobius bend??? To get to the same side XD( math joke )
TortouseMincer April 5, 2015 at 4:04 PM UTC
Why does Beyonce sing to the left, to the left?Because women have no rights.
Glitchaye April 5, 2015 at 4:04 PM UTC
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Dyspa April 5, 2015 at 4:04 PM UTC
Why does Beyonce sing to the left, to the left?
Because women have no rights.
ViceTechnicolour April 5, 2015 at 4:04 PM UTC
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Cryomancies April 5, 2015 at 6:04 PM UTC
If you're offended easily, it's time to look away.Why are blacks so good at running?
Because they're so used to running away from cops.
Why can't a black person stand up on an open car when driving?
Because his/her front lip would cover his/her eyes
Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men? On the ground unconscious
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?
9 months
Why did white people own slaves?
They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards
What does a feminist call a white man? a rapist
Why couldn't the white cop catch the black criminal? donuts aren't good for nutrition
What do you call a white father in his 50's? a deadbeat wife beater
What did a muslim say at the airport? Allahu akbar
What do you call a hairy mexican? a pedophile
Why did the russian suddenly fall down? too much vodka
What did the asian do when he didn't get an A on a test? He killed himself
Cryomancies April 5, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
Here's a couple more white jokes:Why do whites own so many pets nowadays?
They're not allowed to own people anymore
What do you call a white man with 1000 black friends?
The warden
What do you call a white american cop?
A pig
How many white cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they beat the room for being black What does the white woman do after regretting a Friday night party?
File a rape claim
Who always wins the court case?
The white one
StewieFG April 5, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
Today in the London dungeons.. (in the United Kingdom, London)
Judge: What's your name?
Man: Josh
Judge: Where are you from?
Man: Australia
Judge: Guilty!
Not that I know, but do English people have problems with Australian people..? :o
Mehrp April 5, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC
Today in the London dungeons.. (in the United Kingdom, London)
Judge: What's your name?
Man: Josh
Judge: Where are you from?
Man: Australia
Judge: Guilty!
Not that I know, but do English people have problems with Australian people..? :o
Mehrp April 5, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC
Today in the London dungeons.. (in the United Kingdom, London)
Judge: What's your name?
Man: Josh
Judge: Where are you from?
Man: Australia
Judge: Guilty!
Not that I know, but do English people have problems with Australian people..? :o
What's the difference between a fridge and a baby?
Fridges don't cry when you put your meat in it
(This joke lol wtf)
StewieFG April 5, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC
Icky joke:
What's the difference between a fridge and a baby?
Fridges don't cry when you put your meat in it
(This joke lol wtf)
wat
kycrafft April 5, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC
Icky joke:
What's the difference between a fridge and a baby?
Fridges don't cry when you put your meat in it
(This joke lol wtf)
(I'm going to regret posting this, I know)
One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a tasty snack.
StewieFG April 5, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC
What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
(I'm going to regret posting this, I know)
One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a tasty snack.