Avicuscarce News (Episode 1) by aagrant99 August 3, 2017 at 2:08 AM UTC
AVICUSCARCE NEWS (Episode 1)
By - aagrant99 ; Dated - August 2nd, 2017
What's up guys? aagrant99 here and today were coming out from the other side of a tree to report the Avicus news.
My God!!! Is humanity regressing find out in the article below.
- For our first story today we discussing the secret noob aagrant99. We thought it for years but now we know for certain. We caught him in the act of attempting to build a house. It was absolutely abhorable and a hideous sight to behold. Our correspondent Carrie_May reports that after this was brought up in conversation with him, he threw hot coffee at her from a hot café. Third degree burns from the coffee, were reported. What an uncivilized beast.
- For our next story of today we report a massive coffee shortage as hot cafes are not being built as often. Earlier today we sent our correspondent to go inquire of this endemic problem, she reported to us that the reason not as many hot cafes are being built is because of the uncertainty of people in building them, she said that they (the builders) "feared the repercussions of building potentially illegal structures."
- Another story to us today from Ciaan. Today he retired from his Senior Moderator position. His reasons for this move as stated by him was "I have a new job as a financial assistant and have other priorities that are of more importance." He will be missed, but he stated "I will still play on Avicus just not as a Senior Moderator. Perhaps I will come back again to staff one day." (Indirect quotations). He has now assumed the "Alumni" title as his prefix. He is not the only one who has left near or at this time, we have seen multiple "I'm leaving or retiring posts over the last week."
- A story about the trends. We report that the pgaro dog face meme is still popular, popular indeed. When asked by our correspondent on meme affairs how it felt to be a meme, he stated "it's interesting." We have witnessed entire teams composed of people with the pgaro dog skin.
- The final story for today. We report that several new changes have recently occurred to Avicus. _DISTRACTION - recently addressed these changes in a forum post. Such things as destroy transitions were addressed. If you want to learn more read his post.
- For the next episode we will answer the questions "Is LFT still looking for a team, or has he found one?" and "Reports of multiple people having died from the cringe that was our first Avicuscarce News post." Tune into avicuscarce news to hear more exciting news.
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aagrant99 August 3, 2017 at 2:08 AM UTC
image link - http://imgur.com/a/2yPSkSkquid August 3, 2017 at 2:08 AM UTC
https://youtu.be/lwHu5-BfXicJust sayin'
aagrant99 August 3, 2017 at 2:08 AM UTC
Someone beat me to it.Skquid August 3, 2017 at 2:08 AM UTC
Someone beat me to it.
shadowolfyt
aagrant99 August 3, 2017 at 2:08 AM UTC
I will just create Avicuscarce news then. Wanted to create something unique so I changed it from a keemstar like reporting to a Scarce like reporting. Avicus alert was already taken by shadowwolf. So I made mine Avicusscarce as I want my own unique creation here. I pray no one beat me to Avicusscarce if they did I will have to do Avicusdefranco.Camemes August 3, 2017 at 6:08 AM UTC
Seems like shadowolfyt now has some competition ;)
shadowolfyt August 3, 2017 at 7:08 AM UTC
But we all know that Keem will always dominate Scarce.Nice job xd
shadowolfyt August 3, 2017 at 7:08 AM UTC
Seems like
I remember my last competition, The Avicus Newsletter.
shadowolfyt August 3, 2017 at 7:08 AM UTC
That someone, being the famous moderator
shadowolfyt August 3, 2017 at 7:08 AM UTC
I saw the image in your post was broken so I fixed it for you.Hope you don't mind.
HotAndCrunch August 3, 2017 at 8:08 AM UTC
Avicus Alert has a new rivalkon333 August 3, 2017 at 9:08 AM UTC
This is amazing xDClickn August 3, 2017 at 6:08 PM UTC
YOU HEAR THAT HOT GANG? WERE IN THE NUD- I MEANT NEWS !Nice post :D
aagrant99 August 3, 2017 at 6:08 PM UTC
I saw the image in your post was broken so I fixed it for you.
Hope you don't mind.
twopump August 3, 2017 at 6:08 PM UTC
HOTTTAcceqted August 3, 2017 at 7:08 PM UTC
This is amazing...trishpaytas August 3, 2017 at 7:08 PM UTC
SO HOTTTaagrant99 August 3, 2017 at 8:08 PM UTC
Thank you all who commented. I worked hard on it and I am glad to see you enjoyed it. I plan on doing another update but it will be on a date tbd.LFT August 3, 2017 at 8:08 PM UTC
"Is LFT still looking for a team, or has he found one?" HYPEmikiminach August 3, 2017 at 9:08 PM UTC
This is sooooo hottttaagrant99 August 3, 2017 at 10:08 PM UTC
Carrie_May was what I named my correspondent because she was once a very popular avicus player, a great friend, and an extremely kind person. I wanted for people to think while reading "this name sounds familiar." I wanted people to remember her impact on the community by using her name.kon333 August 3, 2017 at 11:08 PM UTC
Carrie_May was what I named my correspondent because she was once a very popular avicus player, a great friend, and an extremely kind person. I wanted for people to think while reading "this name sounds familiar." I wanted people to remember her impact on the community by using her name.
EDJM9 August 4, 2017 at 12:08 AM UTC
Only autistic people who look like they got hit by a bus make shit like this....o wait
shadowolfytJk love you
aagrant99 August 4, 2017 at 12:08 AM UTC
Only autistic people who look like they got hit by a bus make shit like this....
o wait
Jk love you