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Handstand in boxers by TortouseMincer August 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

Hey guys,

So I am forced to do art because of my awful education system... Last week in art we were told to draw someone who would pose in the middle of the room so we could draw them.

My teacher moved ALL the desks to face the center. She wanted us to do poses that were hard to draw. So I decided to do a handstand... 

What a mistake xDDD

I did the handstand perfectly but the cuffs of my pants were going down revealing my snow white legs.. I told my friend to pull them so they don't show anything more xD

It made things  a LOT worse however when my pants were pulled so much that I was in my boxers. So now I'm in the middle of the class in my boxers and the ENTIRE class is laughing xD 

Of course no one decides to pull them back to normal, and I can't move since my friend is holding my legs to keep me up steady.
So I just sat there in the middle of the class in my boxers until I kicked my friend and he let go of my feet.

RIP girls in my class xD

You's got something embarrassing? Post it down below :)))

_Phyre August 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

LOL! Ye i once destroyed a boy in School (Im rusty at martial arts now :P) and everyone was looking at me....... Then i got banned from that school :D

StickilasFanboy August 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

Ive said wrong things at wrong moments and ive been pansed infront of my crush

BoldAndBrash August 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

At school i was playing fuutbool in front of the building. I slipped on the ball, hit the wall, and it looked like my spine snapped....a lot of the kids were like "ohhhhhhh" and they cringed, and some laughed their butts off x)

TortouseMincer August 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

@iznot4fun Pansing is one of the worst crimes a person can commit. ESPECIALLY in front of your crush. Unless of course they like it xD In which case *Success Kid*.

Notalgicular August 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

Wont copy and paste the rules, but the forums aren't a social network.
This is spam

StickilasFanboy August 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

@iznot4fun Pansing is one of the worst crimes a person can commit. ESPECIALLY in front of your crush. Unless of course they like it xD In which case *Success Kid*.
I pansed that kid a couple of days later a couple of times and we both got introuble but it was worth it

Allen_Iverson August 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

Wont copy and paste the rules, but the forums aren't a social network.
This is spam
I didn't know you were a staff member!! oh wait you're not, so leave it to the staff...

BoldAndBrash August 14, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

You dont have to be a staff member to keep the server clean -_-

Anyways, notal, this is an actual discussion...its not spam.

Shoto_ August 14, 2014 at 8:08 PM UTC

One day I was riding my bike to school with a friend, right? There was a hill right next to the wall, and my friend rides down the hill, but turns away on the sidewalk right before he hit the wall. Being the dumb kid I was, I tried to mimic him by going down, too.

Except I crashed into the wall. GG, Maddy, you're a failure.

WordlessGeek August 17, 2014 at 7:08 PM UTC

LOL! Ye i once destroyed a boy in School (Im rusty at martial arts now :P) and everyone was looking at me....... Then i got banned from that school :D
I've been in so many school fights, I'm 3 belts away from my black belt in Kung Fu but I quit a year ago, but on topic I was in first grade and went down the slide and some girl pantsed me but not just my pants, everything went with it including my underwear and the girl I had a crush on was staring right at me.....

WordlessGeek August 17, 2014 at 7:08 PM UTC

I love art..

Notalgicular August 17, 2014 at 7:08 PM UTC

I didn't know you were a staff member!! oh wait you're not, so leave it to the staff...
Balls, I thought I was staff! Damn, my memory :/

BoldAndBrash August 17, 2014 at 7:08 PM UTC

Ok, so in fifth grade i started doing a thing called "The Duckface." I only showed my friends and they laughed there butts off. But then, our teacher entered the cafeteria and....i was doing the face............






quack

OriginaI August 17, 2014 at 8:08 PM UTC

We had a pansing war at are school last year and it was all out madness,  literally no adult knew what to do, 3/4 of are grade had detention for like a month,  luckily  I'm pretty sneak  when it comes to that stuff. 

II've also got punched in 2nd grade from a kid on "accident" , I knew it was on purpose cuz we both didn't like each other,  I got him in a lot Of trouble but since i am nice  I said to the principal it Was a accident.

SlabSun August 17, 2014 at 11:08 PM UTC

My class had a class pet which was a bird and we go to this room to let them roam free. Ofc we don't run around or whatever we have to sit and be quiet so if anything happens everyone will know who did it. I for some reason never wanted to go to the bathroom because I was to interested in watching or something idk -_- I ended up having to pee so badly I pissed myself and all the liquid spilled out of my pants and there was just yellow on the floor everywhere. <\Insert Buzzlightyear Meme here/> The whole class stared at me in disbelief. I do remember the girl right next to me freaking out because the pee had stained her skirt so she had to get changed. I don't remember what happened afterwards because I had probably repressed the memory so much I don't think it even happened.  Well I don't think anyone can top that. ;-;

TortouseMincer August 18, 2014 at 10:08 AM UTC

Wow so many embarrasing stories xDD I'm starting to cringe a bit.

Yeah Notalgicular if you want to hate on someones post, go do it on someone elses pls.

ImJeezus August 18, 2014 at 2:08 PM UTC

My  crush hit a soccer ball into my balls. FML.

chaibrit1 August 18, 2014 at 2:08 PM UTC

my friend and i had to do handstands in skirts T-T (with shorts on underneath ofc) the embarrassing part is that we both failed xP

Buster_U August 18, 2014 at 2:08 PM UTC

Ooooo nice Tortouse nice ;)) WELL. As u Tortouse will know. Initiation. Most embarrassing things I've ever done I my life XDDD

ImJeezus August 18, 2014 at 11:08 PM UTC

My class had a class pet which was a bird and we go to this room to let them roam free. Ofc we don't run around or whatever we have to sit and be quiet so if anything happens everyone will know who did it. I for some reason never wanted to go to the bathroom because I was to interested in watching or something idk -_- I ended up having to pee so badly I pissed myself and all the liquid spilled out of my pants and there was just yellow on the floor everywhere. <\Insert Buzzlightyear Meme here/> The whole class stared at me in disbelief. I do remember the girl right next to me freaking out because the pee had stained her skirt so she had to get changed. I don't remember what happened afterwards because I had probably repressed the memory so much I don't think it even happened.  Well I don't think anyone can top that. ;-;
God damn girly girls.

FirstSintax August 19, 2014 at 12:08 AM UTC

I got a nasty cut and had to be carried by girls to the clinic.

ImJeezus August 19, 2014 at 1:08 AM UTC

I got a nasty cut and had to be carried by girls to the clinic.
Thats somewhat a win.

_Phyre August 19, 2014 at 1:08 AM UTC

Thats somewhat a win.
Yis causeproven your a man (not crying XD) you can get a GF dat eZ :3

TheOpAmerican August 19, 2014 at 1:08 AM UTC


ImJeezus August 19, 2014 at 1:08 AM UTC

wat

ImJeezus August 19, 2014 at 2:08 AM UTC

Yis causeproven your a man (not crying XD) you can get a GF dat eZ :3
Imma ladiesman

build_high August 19, 2014 at 11:08 AM UTC

Gather round kids I have a story!, so one day at the end of school year our school takes the class to a water park thingy (little one). So there was this gal that had a crush on me and slowly slid down the slide and u was going next. She stopped herself at a corner and waited for me to come down. When I slid by she grabbed me by the pants and ripped them off :/ then caught me by the feet but my leg kicked back and caught onto her bra ripping it off and breaking it (then some other guy just slid past like wuuuut) and I caught my pants just before they got out of the tunnel (phew) but the gal that ambushed me lost her bra and had to come out with her hands on her chest and go get a towel 
(haha) but the most awkward thing was that she grabbed my dick when she was sliding down
 (after she ripped off my pants :/) and mi face fell into her boobs :CCCC

TortouseMincer August 19, 2014 at 5:08 PM UTC

Gather round kids I have a story!, so one day at the end of school year our school takes the class to a water park thingy (little one). So there was this gal that had a crush on me and slowly slid down the slide and u was going next. She stopped herself at a corner and waited for me to come down. When I slid by she grabbed me by the pants and ripped them off :/ then caught me by the feet but my leg kicked back and caught onto her bra ripping it off and breaking it (then some other guy just slid past like wuuuut) and I caught my pants just before they got out of the tunnel (phew) but the gal that ambushed me lost her bra and had to come out with her hands on her chest and go get a towel 
(haha) but the most awkward thing was that she grabbed my dick when she was sliding down
 (after she ripped off my pants :/) and mi face fell into her boobs :CCCC
That's awkward on  so many levels.

Either you guys are awkward or you're closer than ever xD ;)

Buster_U August 19, 2014 at 7:08 PM UTC

Gather round kids I have a story!, so one day at the end of school year our school takes the class to a water park thingy (little one). So there was this gal that had a crush on me and slowly slid down the slide and u was going next. She stopped herself at a corner and waited for me to come down. When I slid by she grabbed me by the pants and ripped them off :/ then caught me by the feet but my leg kicked back and caught onto her bra ripping it off and breaking it (then some other guy just slid past like wuuuut) and I caught my pants just before they got out of the tunnel (phew) but the gal that ambushed me lost her bra and had to come out with her hands on her chest and go get a towel 
(haha) but the most awkward thing was that she grabbed my dick when she was sliding down
 (after she ripped off my pants :/) and mi face fell into her boobs :CCCC
OOOO_OOOoO Well that's.... interesting. I feel sorry for ya dude XDD so awkward ;-;

BoldAndBrash August 19, 2014 at 8:08 PM UTC

Gather round kids I have a story!, so one day at the end of school year our school takes the class to a water park thingy (little one). So there was this gal that had a crush on me and slowly slid down the slide and u was going next. She stopped herself at a corner and waited for me to come down. When I slid by she grabbed me by the pants and ripped them off :/ then caught me by the feet but my leg kicked back and caught onto her bra ripping it off and breaking it (then some other guy just slid past like wuuuut) and I caught my pants just before they got out of the tunnel (phew) but the gal that ambushed me lost her bra and had to come out with her hands on her chest and go get a towel 
(haha) but the most awkward thing was that she grabbed my dick when she was sliding down
 (after she ripped off my pants :/) and mi face fell into her boobs :CCCC
Well, i guess you have some experience now....

build_high August 19, 2014 at 10:08 PM UTC

Do I win .-.

JKawesome August 19, 2014 at 11:08 PM UTC

Do I win .-.
yus

ImJeezus August 19, 2014 at 11:08 PM UTC

Do I win .-.
no