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The Model Minecraft "Pro" by MonkeySlap June 1, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC

I'm very, very bored so now I will start typing a few thoughts on my mind on what a model Minecraft player looks like and acts like in my opinion and in the Minecraft community:
Name or In Game Name: 

Should be short, but real words. No "oijaosiejtoi"
Very important: NO NUMBERS!!! If you want your name to look cool or spiffy, it should be 1-2 real words with NO Numbers!!!
Example: SpiffyBoi
Example of a bad name: junko11

In case you didn't know, junko11 was my old ign that I first joined Avicus with 3 years ago.

If you want your pro looking name to have 2 words, have either a _ or a Lowercase Uppercase to signify a space.
Example: HelloDiscord
the o and the D are lowercase uppercase making it look like two separate words when it's really one.



Okay! Now you have your cool ign! Time to get a skin to go with it! There's nothing more newbieish than playing with a steve skin!!!!

The biggest thing with choosing a skin is making it fit your ign.
If you have a name SpiffyBoi, you don't want a skin of a crocodile. Notice my name and skin: MonkeySlap, and my skin is a picture of a wild ass monkey.

Okay! You've got the skin and the ign. Now you want to get a swanky cape! This is the only step that requires money. The easiest way to get a cape is to donate $10.00 USD to OptiFine, and they will assign you a cape. Make sure that you pick out a cool banner for your swanky cape! For instance, my cape is a lightning bolt!

Okay, those three steps are all old Monkey has for you today. I'll be back soon though!

Bye!
-MonkeySlap

Okiba June 1, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.

Please be more descriptive!

Thanks!
-Okiba

Crazy_ June 1, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC

>The biggest thing with choosing a skin is making it fit your ign.

2 years of "If you're Crazy_Creeper521 why do you have a squid skin and not a creeper one" pretty much wraps this one up.

kon333 June 1, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC

I got a UK flag as my cape, but im getting a sweet mary j one soon :P

ytilauxesomoh June 2, 2017 at 12:06 AM UTC

Does this make me a randy?

Rombeyy June 2, 2017 at 12:06 AM UTC

u forgot the most iportant thing to be a ''PRO'':

-Listen to GANG GANG 300 L music, good examples of music u should listen to if u wanna improve are: XXXTENTACION, Ski Mask, Lil Pump, Montana 300, 21 savage, if u wanna be even more pro u gotta search for songs with loud and distorded beats, example: Lil Pump - Boss

-Talk like u were a guy from the hoods of the hell, good examples of wat do u have to say are: U, L, Boi, and other toxic stuffs!, if u follow this steps u will be a 100% real minegangangpropvpman :)

cincip June 2, 2017 at 1:06 AM UTC

To be a model player, just make your name "xXxEZ1v1REKTxXX

and live in Keenan's basement

KojaCola June 2, 2017 at 1:06 AM UTC

is Kojapan17 a good name?

RATTLEWARRIOR June 2, 2017 at 1:06 AM UTC

To become a model pro, one must speficically use Bold and Italics on everything



just kidding

poofywoo June 2, 2017 at 3:06 AM UTC

is poofywoo a good name

TayTay

SnowSX3 June 2, 2017 at 3:06 AM UTC

NO NUMBERS!!! If you want your name to look cool or spiffy, it should be 1-2 real words with NO Numbers!!!

My name is very spiffy thank you very much.

Xuph June 2, 2017 at 4:06 AM UTC

well

gyalchester June 2, 2017 at 5:06 AM UTC

NO NUMBERS!!! If you want your name to look cool or spiffy, it should be 1-2 real words with NO Numbers!!!

My name is very spiffy thank you very much.
What ever floats your boat ;)

what ever lets you sleep at night ;)

NO JK ILY SNOW IT IS PRANK YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL LOVE ME

cellish June 2, 2017 at 7:06 AM UTC

this gives me orgasm

Sweedie June 2, 2017 at 8:06 AM UTC

DON'T BULLY STEVE

kon333 June 2, 2017 at 8:06 AM UTC

Does this make me a randy?
Yas u very nub sk1n

BmB June 2, 2017 at 9:06 AM UTC

You make me sick

ImRaging June 2, 2017 at 9:06 AM UTC

NO NUMBERS!!! If you want your name to look cool or spiffy, it should be 1-2 real words with NO Numbers!!!

My name is very spiffy thank you very much.
SnowS3X

I've found you out






...

rinn June 2, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC

or you just have a z in your name instead of an a to look like a retard XD





ImRaging

ImRaging June 2, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC

https://gyazo.com/da55239ec7788116d52eada9db845075

this guy has a cool name!



rinn

keller183 June 2, 2017 at 4:06 PM UTC

people that dont make cringy posts in all bold are pretty pro imo

MonkeySlap June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC

is poofywoo a good name

TayTay
No, poofywoo is not. PoofyWoo is. I'd change it as soon as possible :)

-MonkeySlap

MonkeySlap June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC

Does this make me a randy?
Names like yours are just fine :)

-MonkeySlap

I don't insult Tournament Champions.

MonkeySlap June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC

hello master of skins and names, i was wondering is rilomilo9 a good name? i was planning of selling it for 200$$$$ but i want 2 make suree
thanks
- rilomilo9
Hello inquirer of master of skins and names:

I recommend changing it to something without a number and with a capital letter at the beginning.

Did I mention I have severe OCD?

-MonkeySlap

MonkeySlap June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC

You make me sick
Well I sure hope you weren't talking to me :)

*Looks in mirror and throws up*

-MonkeySlap

ChristmasMongul June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC

is TayMongul a good name, wanna hear from the godhimself first

ElementalAssasin June 3, 2017 at 1:06 AM UTC

So im pretty much a minecraft proffesional now...

MonkeySlap June 3, 2017 at 2:06 PM UTC

is TayMongul a good name, wanna hear from the godhimself first
Excellent name! (I am godhimself)

-MonkeySlap

MonkeySlap June 3, 2017 at 2:06 PM UTC

So im pretty much a minecraft proffesional now...
I do like your name and skin, Assassin :)

-MonkeySlap

dev_revs June 3, 2017 at 3:06 PM UTC

what about SwagXKangaroo? legendary right?

MonkeySlap June 3, 2017 at 3:06 PM UTC

what about SwagXKangaroo? legendary right?
Awwwww yea bby

-MonkeySlap

XGalibur June 4, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC

What about my name?

kon333 June 4, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC

What about my name?
Bad

XGalibur June 4, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC

Bad
Not enough L's????

kon333 June 4, 2017 at 6:06 PM UTC

Not enough L's????
Nope you need at least 10 to even be considered as a cool kid

MonkeySlap June 4, 2017 at 6:06 PM UTC

Nope you need at least 10 to even be considered as a cool kid
Exactly. Anything under 10 is bad and should be ashamed of.
*spits*

-MonkeySlap