The Model Minecraft "Pro" by MonkeySlap June 1, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC
I'm very, very bored so now I will start typing a few thoughts on my mind on what a model Minecraft player looks like and acts like in my opinion and in the Minecraft community:Name or In Game Name:
Should be short, but real words. No "oijaosiejtoi"
Very important: NO NUMBERS!!! If you want your name to look cool or spiffy, it should be 1-2 real words with NO Numbers!!!
Example: SpiffyBoi
Example of a bad name: junko11
In case you didn't know, junko11 was my old ign that I first joined Avicus with 3 years ago.
If you want your pro looking name to have 2 words, have either a _ or a Lowercase Uppercase to signify a space.
Example: HelloDiscord
the o and the D are lowercase uppercase making it look like two separate words when it's really one.
Okay! Now you have your cool ign! Time to get a skin to go with it! There's nothing more newbieish than playing with a steve skin!!!!
The biggest thing with choosing a skin is making it fit your ign. If you have a name SpiffyBoi, you don't want a skin of a crocodile. Notice my name and skin: MonkeySlap, and my skin is a picture of a wild ass monkey.
Okay! You've got the skin and the ign. Now you want to get a swanky cape! This is the only step that requires money. The easiest way to get a cape is to donate $10.00 USD to OptiFine, and they will assign you a cape. Make sure that you pick out a cool banner for your swanky cape! For instance, my cape is a lightning bolt!
Okay, those three steps are all old Monkey has for you today. I'll be back soon though!
Bye!
-MonkeySlap
Okiba June 1, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.Please be more descriptive!
Thanks!
-Okiba
Crazy_ June 1, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC
>The biggest thing with choosing a skin is making it fit your ign.2 years of "If you're Crazy_Creeper521 why do you have a squid skin and not a creeper one" pretty much wraps this one up.
kon333 June 1, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC
I got a UK flag as my cape, but im getting a sweet mary j one soon :Pytilauxesomoh June 2, 2017 at 12:06 AM UTC
Does this make me a randy?Rombeyy June 2, 2017 at 12:06 AM UTC
u forgot the most iportant thing to be a ''PRO'':-Listen to GANG GANG 300 L music, good examples of music u should listen to if u wanna improve are: XXXTENTACION, Ski Mask, Lil Pump, Montana 300, 21 savage, if u wanna be even more pro u gotta search for songs with loud and distorded beats, example: Lil Pump - Boss
-Talk like u were a guy from the hoods of the hell, good examples of wat do u have to say are: U, L, Boi, and other toxic stuffs!, if u follow this steps u will be a 100% real minegangangpropvpman :)
cincip June 2, 2017 at 1:06 AM UTC
To be a model player, just make your name "xXxEZ1v1REKTxXXand live in Keenan's basement
KojaCola June 2, 2017 at 1:06 AM UTC
is Kojapan17 a good name?RATTLEWARRIOR June 2, 2017 at 1:06 AM UTC
To become a model pro, one must speficically use Bold and Italics on everythingjust kidding
poofywoo June 2, 2017 at 3:06 AM UTC
is poofywoo a good nameTayTay
SnowSX3 June 2, 2017 at 3:06 AM UTC
NO NUMBERS!!! If you want your name to look cool or spiffy, it should be 1-2 real words with NO Numbers!!!My name is very spiffy thank you very much.
Xuph June 2, 2017 at 4:06 AM UTC
wellgyalchester June 2, 2017 at 5:06 AM UTC
NO NUMBERS!!! If you want your name to look cool or spiffy, it should be 1-2 real words with NO Numbers!!!
My name is very spiffy thank you very much.
what ever lets you sleep at night ;)
NO JK ILY SNOW IT IS PRANK YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL LOVE ME
cellish June 2, 2017 at 7:06 AM UTC
this gives me orgasmSweedie June 2, 2017 at 8:06 AM UTC
DON'T BULLY STEVEkon333 June 2, 2017 at 8:06 AM UTC
Does this make me a randy?
BmB June 2, 2017 at 9:06 AM UTC
You make me sickImRaging June 2, 2017 at 9:06 AM UTC
NO NUMBERS!!! If you want your name to look cool or spiffy, it should be 1-2 real words with NO Numbers!!!
My name is very spiffy thank you very much.
I've found you out
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rinn June 2, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC
or you just have a z in your name instead of an a to look like a retard XD
ImRaging
ImRaging June 2, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC
https://gyazo.com/da55239ec7788116d52eada9db845075this guy has a cool name!
rinn
keller183 June 2, 2017 at 4:06 PM UTC
people that dont make cringy posts in all bold are pretty pro imoMonkeySlap June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC
is poofywoo a good name
TayTay
-MonkeySlap
MonkeySlap June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC
Does this make me a randy?
-MonkeySlap
I don't insult Tournament Champions.
MonkeySlap June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC
hello master of skins and names, i was wondering is rilomilo9 a good name? i was planning of selling it for 200$$$$ but i want 2 make suree
thanks
- rilomilo9
I recommend changing it to something without a number and with a capital letter at the beginning.
Did I mention I have severe OCD?
-MonkeySlap
MonkeySlap June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC
You make me sick
*Looks in mirror and throws up*
-MonkeySlap
ChristmasMongul June 2, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC
is TayMongul a good name, wanna hear from the godhimself firstElementalAssasin June 3, 2017 at 1:06 AM UTC
So im pretty much a minecraft proffesional now...MonkeySlap June 3, 2017 at 2:06 PM UTC
is TayMongul a good name, wanna hear from the godhimself first
-MonkeySlap
MonkeySlap June 3, 2017 at 2:06 PM UTC
So im pretty much a minecraft proffesional now...
-MonkeySlap
dev_revs June 3, 2017 at 3:06 PM UTC
what about SwagXKangaroo? legendary right?MonkeySlap June 3, 2017 at 3:06 PM UTC
what about SwagXKangaroo? legendary right?
-MonkeySlap
XGalibur June 4, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC
What about my name?kon333 June 4, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC
What about my name?
XGalibur June 4, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC
Bad
kon333 June 4, 2017 at 6:06 PM UTC
Not enough L's????
MonkeySlap June 4, 2017 at 6:06 PM UTC
Nope you need at least 10 to even be considered as a cool kid
*spits*
-MonkeySlap