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Favourite Superhero? by mlg_hammy June 18, 2014 at 12:06 AM UTC

THOR FOR THE WIN!

Ogrey June 18, 2014 at 12:06 AM UTC

My mom and my dad <3

cinammoncroc000 June 18, 2014 at 12:06 AM UTC

I used to love Superman.
Not really into superheroes anymore, but Superman has a special place in mah heart.
And Batman is freaking Batman, so y'know

MajestysDream June 18, 2014 at 12:06 AM UTC

Evocal that is sooooo sweet! <3
But seriously THOR FTW!

BOSS_Turtle98 June 18, 2014 at 12:06 AM UTC

Arm-Fall-Off-Boy.
Yes that is actually his name xD
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm-Fall-Off-Boy
Best. Superpower. Ever.

kycrafft June 18, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

AwarriorVenom

cinammoncroc000 June 18, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

Arm-Fall-Off-Boy.
Yes that is actually his name xD
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm-Fall-Off-Boy
Best. Superpower. Ever.
Omg. That it so epic xD

NuclearDucky June 18, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

Obi Wan Kenobi.

Aydran June 18, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

Shi Chen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6JApXeUIk

steven5703 June 18, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

pyscho and his

Aydran June 18, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

Also Psycho.

ParthDarthVader June 18, 2014 at 2:06 AM UTC

Aqua Man

He amazing

NuclearDucky June 18, 2014 at 2:06 AM UTC

 The Legion of the Superpets. <----OP LOOK IT UP O MY GUOD

lulle265 June 18, 2014 at 2:06 AM UTC

Iron man. Dat tech doe. The armour is part of his body 
                                                        ^^^
Such wows Oh my gerd

mlg_hammy June 19, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

Actually ironman is pretty cool too :D
OMG LEGOLAS!
Forgot about him xD

GamblerTheGreat June 19, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

Hulk. Nothing can beat the Hulk.

mlg_hammy June 19, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

Hulk. Nothing can beat the Hulk.
Have you seen the avengers?
Hulk is OP there!

ParthDarthVader June 19, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

Hulk. Nothing can beat the Hulk.
they made Hulk WAAAAYYYYY too OP

goldenwalrus909 June 19, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC

Arm-Fall-Off-Boy.
Yes that is actually his name xD
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm-Fall-Off-Boy
Best. Superpower. Ever.
Woah, bro that's pretty kick-butt xD
Arm-Fall-Off-Boy too OP!

UnkelBen June 19, 2014 at 2:06 AM UTC

Rainbow gal i think is her name.
Or something along those lines.
She has a superpower far stronger than Arm-fall-off-boy.

She changes the colours of objects.

lulle265 June 19, 2014 at 2:06 AM UTC

Hulk is OP. He had dis supa dupa transfomation, and with it he can destroy North America EASY.

Yes, Hulk did marry someone and can break a world.

NuclearDucky June 19, 2014 at 2:06 AM UTC

Cool story, lulle, tell it again.

BOSS_Turtle98 June 19, 2014 at 2:06 AM UTC

Gg Yoav, gg.

lulle265 June 19, 2014 at 3:06 AM UTC

I'll tell it from the very beginning. 

The hulk was at a rage, and there was a group of 7 superheros called the Illuminati, made of Mr. Fantastic, Iron Man, Professor X, Doctor Strange, Black Bolt, Namor and Black Panther, formed to fight against large threats of Extra-Terrestrial threats, since all of them specialized in something important. 

Stuff happened, and the group had to think about the raging Hulk (Da prof. aint here right now). They had a plan of sending Hulk to space to spend his life alone. Black Panther and Namor disagreed and left because it was inhumane to do it to something so unintelligent and stuff. He was spent to space, gone for a long time period. 

A couple years later or so, Hulk had landed in a planet with aliens and became their king, with a wife and friends, all of them buff and stuff (Hulk and his queen mated and made a baby c;). An unknown explosion that killed his wife and child made him mad at the Illuminati (even though it was probably someone else's fault). He decided to take revenge.

He's mad, okay? His chance of love and being a father, along with the Illuminati had made him mad, had transformed him into the thingy majig I said about before. So he defeated the Black bolt at his palace, and goes to the X men's place. He beats up a bunch of X Men, and Prof. X wants Hulk to rage on him because Prof. wanted the Hulk to go into space, but Big H spared X because of all dem mutants dying.

Welcome to New York. Hulk then completely defeats Iron Man's hulkbuster armour(which have worked, only for Hulk to become super transformed), along with the Avengers, Fantastic Four, and a couple other heroes. Hulk also crushes Dr. Strange's hand, defeating him easily. Some allies from Earth team up with Hulk, and Hulk's team creates a Gladiator Arena for people to fight in. 

There is a lot of fighting, and Hulk decides to spare the Heroes and will leave New York destroyed, leaving Tony Stark in shame. However, the Sentry arrives (this dude with the power of a million exploding suns) and he clashes with the Hulk, and after some epic battle they transform into their human forms, and "Hulk" beats the "Sentry" with a puny punch (funny on how their human forms are freaking weak). One of Hulk's friends says that it was he that caused the explosion that killed his wife and son because he wanted to fight something, not do some peace. Hulk rages even more, kills that "friend" and can actually break earth. 

Tony Stark uses some tech to gamma-nullify the Hulk, and his alien friends and him sit in an underground base waiting to heal, and Banner (the human form of hulk) meditates and stuff so the Hulk can't go world breaking any more. 

The end :)

WAIT. A long haired green figure stands on an alien planet. It is Skarr, son of Hulk.

Yup. That's kind of it.

Gforce40 June 19, 2014 at 3:06 AM UTC

DEADPOOL

Pigbeard_Pete June 19, 2014 at 4:06 AM UTC

Ironman boi