Anti Jokes by ClubberNugget April 20, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC
Hey guys, what are some of your favorite Anti Jokes?What is an Anti Joke?
An Anti Joke is a Joke that is set up like a regular Joke but ends with anticlimax punchline that is so anti-climatic that its funny.
Here are some of my favorite Anti Jokes:
Why did the plane Crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
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Why did Suzy fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
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Knock knock
Whose there?
Not Suzy.
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
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Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, i lied about the wheels part.
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Whats green, has four legs, and if it feel out of a tree and hit you, you would die?
A pool Table.
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There are others i love but they are quite violent, so i am refraining from posting them here XD
Anyway, what are some of your favorite anti jokes?
Goodnighht April 20, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC
Knock knock.
Who's there?
punch
punch who
punch line
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ok I'm done that was bad >.<
kycrafft April 20, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC
What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?"We're both lawyers."
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was shot.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was attached to the first one.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He though it was a game.
Why did Amy fall off her bike?
She was hit by 3 falling monkeys.
Riskayyy April 20, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC
Some people have their nose and feet on backwards. Their nose run and their feet smell.There was a teacher, at the front of his class. He said to his students: "stand up if you think you are stupid". No one stood up. "Come on gentlemen, stand up , no one will laugh". This time one student stood up."Do you think you are stupid"? The the teacher asked. The student replied: "no, I just felt sorry rhat you were the only one standing up".
Idc if they are normal jokes, I laugh at everything, literally.
Rainstruck April 20, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC
Why can't dinosaurs talk?Cause their dead.
GalaxyBen April 20, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC
What's big red and eats rocks?A big red rock eater :/
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Why did the boy get hit by a truck?
The car that him it threw it :/
They are so bad
GalaxyBen April 20, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC
Why did the kid die?Because the wasn't even born
GalaxyBen April 20, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC
Am I the worst joke teller ever?BmB April 20, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC
How do you make a clown cry?Kill his family.
Trexychan April 20, 2015 at 4:04 PM UTC
Why couldn't the blind man see?He had no eyes.
Why couldn't the chef find the marshmallows?
Billy ate em
Why can't Billy speak?
His mouth was full of marshmallows.
Why did Billy die?
The blind man ripped out his eyes so he could see again, then proceeded to rip the flesh off of Billy's ribs.
Legoche April 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
When people say 'What time is it'And someone replies 'Time you got a watch'
I reply 'Time you got a new joke'
heh heh my jokes are all dad jokes ;-;
Goodnighht April 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
When people say 'What time is it'
And someone replies 'Time you got a watch'
I reply 'Time you got a new joke'
heh heh my jokes are all dad jokes ;-;
Legoche April 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
xD Idk I thought It was funny :P My dad tells me that when I grow up I am gonna be just like him.... ;c I cri ery tim. I just want to play minecraft my whole life
Joltz_ April 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
I scream! You Scream! We all scream....When we're being chased by bears
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Knock Knock
Yes?
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JJTheGuy April 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
What's worse than 9 dead babys in one trash can?One dead baby in 9 trash cans.
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How do you make a baby crawl in circles?
Nail one of its hands to the floor.
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ClubberNugget April 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
Oh i forgot one.Why was the boy sad?
He had a frog stapled to his face
Joltz_ April 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
Whats the biggest lie in the world?[]I agree and have read the terms and conditions
TheColdCrafter April 20, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
Whats the biggest lie in the world?
[]I agree and have read the terms and conditions
I have never lied to my parents
thats always a lie >-<
SWEET_Johny April 20, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC
Removed because a ton of kids would probably start raging at the "rudeness" of the joke.BoldAndBrash April 20, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC
Removed because a ton of kids would probably start raging at the "rudeness" of the joke.
Why did Batman never kill Joker?
How the hell should I know?
Dyspa April 21, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC
Roses are yellow, violets are green and I'm a dog.Do you know what makes me smile <3? My face muscles.
Aerosmith April 21, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC
What's the difference between BrokenVacuum and Slicorn?Nothing. They're both flatter than Stanley.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know. The chicken is a free independent chicken, so why do you care?
Trexychan April 21, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC
Why did the chicken cross the road?The walk sign was up.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why is Trex recycling jokes?
He's an unimaginative cunt.
ClubberNugget April 21, 2015 at 5:04 PM UTC
My mom used to say that jumping into leaf piles was fun, that was until she got swallowed by a ten foot scorpionAtdit April 21, 2015 at 5:04 PM UTC
Some people have their nose and feet on backwards. Their nose run and their feet smell.
There was a teacher, at the front of his class. He said to his students: "stand up if you think you are stupid". No one stood up. "Come on gentlemen, stand up , no one will laugh". This time one student stood up."Do you think you are stupid"? The the teacher asked. The student replied: "no, I just felt sorry rhat you were the only one standing up".
Idc if they are normal jokes, I laugh at everything, literally.
Notalgicular April 21, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?He got hit by a bus
Aydran April 21, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC
-Dee was looking for you-Who is Dee?
-Deez Nutz
Is this considered an Anti Joke?
Okiba April 21, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC
How do u make a plumber cry?Kill his family
What did the plumber say to the other plumber?
Im sorry about your family...