Avicus Archive

[Game] Take the diamond by AyyJake October 30, 2015 at 2:10 AM UTC

So I don't know if a thread has already been made that's like this but whatever. The point is one person will take the diamond from the person above. This is how it works

Joe: I put the diamond in a chest and surround it in lava

Bob: I use fire resistance and open the chest and take the diamond and hide the diamond 256 blocks in the air covered in obsidian covers with regen walls.


So I'll start. 

I take the diamond put it in the chest and splash the chest with a invis potion.

(it doesn't have to seem real use your imagination on how to get the diamond)

SnowSX3 October 30, 2015 at 2:10 AM UTC

I run around like an idiot until I run into the chest.

I take the diamond and throw it into the ocean.

smitdalt October 30, 2015 at 2:10 AM UTC

I run around like an idiot until I run into the chest.

I take the diamond and throw it into the ocean.
I scuba dive until I find it.

I take the diamond and shove it up my ass

ClubberNugget October 30, 2015 at 3:10 AM UTC

I scuba dive until I find it.

I take the diamond and shove it up my ass

I pull it back out......enthusiastically

I put the diamond on top of the empire state building

Jongh October 30, 2015 at 3:10 AM UTC

I give myself gamemode 1 and I fly up there and grab it

I take the diamond and make a diamond shovel

FrozenSolstice October 30, 2015 at 3:10 AM UTC

I get a sword and cut off the diamond part of the shovel. I use weird reverse crafting and change it back to a diamond.

I go back to a throne room and place the diamond on my throne and guard it.

AyyJake October 30, 2015 at 3:10 AM UTC

I use potions of slowness on you and I walk up and take the diamond. I then take the diamond into the end and let the ender dragon eat it I then splash the dragon with a resistance potion

Jongh October 30, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

I do /kill on the ender dragon then I take the diamond from it's remains

I take the diamond and put it in OCN's best teams wool room that they are defending

Coco_stag October 30, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

I turn into kylo and code a /nuke plugin. I then nuke it and get the diamond. I got the diamond and placed it up the enderdragon's ass.

TurkishDelite October 30, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

I Ban the whole Team for hacks and take the diamond out of the room
I Take the diamond and clear it out of my inventory in creative :P

MunnaEclipse October 30, 2015 at 5:10 AM UTC

I go in ImYourPals Recycle Bin in his inventory and get that DIAMOND!

I then pawn the diamond and get some MONEYYYYYYYYYYY!...(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Coco_stag October 30, 2015 at 5:10 AM UTC

"CTRL Z"

Wahiz October 30, 2015 at 3:10 PM UTC

I go in ImYourPals Recycle Bin in his inventory and get that DIAMOND!

I then pawn the diamond and get some MONEYYYYYYYYYYY!...(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
I then go and buy the diamond and put it up my ass and cover it with wool

Capenage October 30, 2015 at 4:10 PM UTC

I then go and buy the diamond and put it up my ass and cover it with wool
i'll use my shear to remove the wool and then use a pincett to get the diamond out

I'll throw the Diamond on a boat to Madagascar and then with a truck to the wilderness, and make a lion eat it up

ClubberNugget October 30, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

I slay the lion with my iron sword then search his stomach till i find the diamond

I give the diamond to Shrek

FrozenThorn October 30, 2015 at 11:10 PM UTC

I steal the diamond out of Shrek's house.

I put the diamond in Los Angeles International Airport where it is help by customs in a super secure safe!

Okiba October 31, 2015 at 1:10 AM UTC

I hijack the plane and(not allah akbar) drive it to a nearby private landing runway and extract the diamonds


I eat the diamond after.

Midnightstorm October 31, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

I cut you open and take out the diamond

I put it in Donald Trump's hair

steven5703 October 31, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

I take it out of your tits. edit: NICE EDIT, i take it out of his hair

I hide it somewherr

xNemoII October 31, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

Get scissors and cut all his hair off until I find it

Ill throw it into the void

Subscriptor October 31, 2015 at 5:10 AM UTC

I go to wallmart and buy a diamond ffs

I insert the diamond inside a doneky.

VenomousViper October 31, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

I kill the donkey with an iron sword.

I throw the diamond into the void.

Subscriptor October 31, 2015 at 7:10 AM UTC

I kill the donkey with an iron sword.

I throw the diamond into the void.
I jump to the void and search it till i find it.

I burn the diamond untill it turns into black dust.

Wahiz October 31, 2015 at 11:10 AM UTC

I jump to the void and search it till i find it.

I burn the diamond untill it turns into black dust.
I re build the diamond and

Shove it down Merps ass

Subscriptor October 31, 2015 at 12:10 PM UTC

I re build the diamond and

Shove it down Merps ass
That is really hot..
gonna open merp and take out the diamond and possible clean it.
Im going to put the diamond in a spaceship straight to the sun until it completely burns.

IviFetita October 31, 2015 at 8:10 PM UTC

That is really hot..
gonna open merp and take out the diamond and possible clean it.
Im going to put the diamond in a spaceship straight to the sun until it completely burns.
(As the diamond is the hardest matter on the universe as we know, it hadn't burnt.)
It falls back to my hands.
I hide it where no one could find it: in my underwear.

Tynvale October 31, 2015 at 10:10 PM UTC

(As the diamond is the hardest matter on the universe as we know, it hadn't burnt.)
It falls back to my hands.
I hide it where no one could find it: in my underwear.
I go through the the police academy to become an officer and have the right to do a full body check; I find the diamond in the underwear and keep it for myself.

I go to Mojang and request for them to remove diamonds from the game, they do. I then pretend it's still in the game and make a fake one forged out of glass; keeping it gaurded in the middle of the earth.

Camemes October 31, 2015 at 10:10 PM UTC

Mine another one

SlabSun November 1, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

I go through the the police academy to become an officer and have the right to do a full body check; I find the diamond in the underwear and keep it for myself.

I go to Mojang and request for them to remove diamonds from the game, they do. I then pretend it's still in the game and make a fake one forged out of glass; keeping it gaurded in the middle of the earth.
I go into a TARDIS to the point before you stole the diamond and replaced it with fake. I also then make it so they deny your request.

I throw the diamond into another dimension via TARDIS. > : )

xNemoII November 1, 2015 at 2:11 PM UTC

I make a new tardis and track down the diamond

then I throw it into the sun

DaFrozenBlaze November 1, 2015 at 3:11 PM UTC

I wait til winter when the sun is cool, so I walk on the sun to find the diamond.

I mailed the diamond to Mexico.

Midnightstorm November 1, 2015 at 3:11 PM UTC

I take a cruise to Mexico and get the diamond.

I put the diamond into Shrek's swamp

xNemoII November 1, 2015 at 3:11 PM UTC

I jump into shreks swamp... Ew

hide it under my sofa, trust me don't wanna look under my sofa

TurnipTheTiger November 1, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

I followed you into shreks swamp and I looked under your sofa. After about 10 minutes, I steal the diamond and replace it with a fake. I hide it in the U.S. Embassy.

MunnaEclipse November 1, 2015 at 10:11 PM UTC

I get a exclusive look in the U.S. Embassy and I steal the diamond back!

I then give the diamond to a serial killer.

SlabSun November 1, 2015 at 11:11 PM UTC

I play a game of Town Of Salem and the killer is proven guilty. I steal the diamond back from his cold corpse.

I then give the diamond to an inactive player.

ItzAidan November 2, 2015 at 2:11 AM UTC

I go to the Inactive player's house and I take it

I give it to the White House

ProfessorUtonium November 2, 2015 at 2:11 AM UTC

I walk into the White House and take it without force



I ask mojang to delete diamonds and so players won't be able to stop me, I destroy all accesses to teleportation machines, TARDIS, and have all the Mojang members say "no" to every question regarding readding diamonds.

ItzAidan November 2, 2015 at 2:11 AM UTC

I kill myself go to heaven where there are a lot of diamonds, talk to god about coming back to life, he says yes i come back.
Give it to Hades, he goes to the underworld.

NovaLikesPvP November 2, 2015 at 2:11 AM UTC

I walk into the White House and take it without force



I ask mojang to delete diamonds and so players won't be able to stop me, I destroy all accesses to teleportation machines, TARDIS, and have all the Mojang members say "no" to every question regarding readding diamonds.
;(

VenomousViper November 2, 2015 at 3:11 AM UTC

I walk into the White House and take it without force



I ask mojang to delete diamonds and so players won't be able to stop me, I destroy all accesses to teleportation machines, TARDIS, and have all the Mojang members say "no" to every question regarding readding diamonds.
I will ask Mojang members, "Will you please not add diamonds back?" Take a diamond. Then I will call the Doctor, who is still in the TARDIS on a universal phone and ask him to find me and to take the diamond and give it to Rose Tyler before she goes back to the alternate universe forever.

Lokigh November 2, 2015 at 9:11 AM UTC

I will ask Mojang members, "Will you please not add diamonds back?" Take a diamond. Then I will call the Doctor, who is still in the TARDIS on a universal phone and ask him to find me and to take the diamond and give it to Rose Tyler before she goes back to the alternate universe forever.
Ask Mojang to put diamonds back in the game :3 Become a developer at mojang. I put one diamond back in the game. I then kill all of Mojang, so there are only two diamonds left (the one I have and the one in the alternate universe.) I then take the diamond I have and wait until the next probe is about to be sent to mars, and then put it inside just before the probe is flung out into space.

SpicyAF November 2, 2015 at 2:11 PM UTC

i use fly hax n reach it.

i hide it in Kylo's house

Midnightstorm November 3, 2015 at 7:11 PM UTC

I stalk Kylo and find his home and take it from him.

I hide the diamond in Tyler Jøseph's beanie