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My afternoon right after school. by Titan16 June 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC

Apparently sitting in a lawn chair on the side of the road eating ice cream and listening to dubstep is "dangerous" and "bad" come on man, I was just having some fun :P
(Yes, this actually happened around 10 minutes ago)
An all black Sudan drives by me and turns around... Turns on his lights and pulls in next to me and says:

Cop: Whatcha doing?
Me: Hanging out...
Cop: You're too close to the road.
Me: I'm in my driveway next to the road... (Dubstep still playing)
Cop: Well move in closer.
Me: Uh, okay sorry. 
Cop: Have a nice day.
Me: Yeah... Thanks you too. ._.

I ended up dropping my damn ice cream, too. Seriously?

Thats my afternoon as soon as I got home from school.

goldenwalrus909 June 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC

What the heck, I'm pretty sure that isn't even against the law of anything xD

Princezz_Dubstep June 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC

#ThugLyfe #TheEarlyYears

Jehna June 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC

aww not the ice cream!! :'(

PodBox June 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC

Good thing it wasn't Sawn right? He would've knocked you in ur place!  "Get the hell off the side of the street!"

PodBox June 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC

-Officer Leblanc 2014

Titan16 June 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC

#ThugLyfe #TheEarlyYears
So true xD I've had multiple confrontations with the police like that before, but might as well live while you're young <3

PodBox June 9, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC

OVER 9000!!!!!

ctdggd June 9, 2014 at 8:06 PM UTC

ah cops
what they wont do to make your life easier (ahem, harder), all for a donut...

Joao_Victor June 9, 2014 at 8:06 PM UTC

Jake didn't choose the ice cream thug life, the ice cream thug life chose him.

PublixEmployee June 9, 2014 at 8:06 PM UTC

That's when you simply throw the ice cream at his car as he drives away and you make a run for it.

UnicornSniper June 9, 2014 at 8:06 PM UTC

wait, you did not offer the policeman any icecream o_O?

Titan16 June 9, 2014 at 9:06 PM UTC

wait, you did not offer the policeman any icecream o_O?
Naw, I offered him my middle finger.

Lol I wish.

Porkyyy June 9, 2014 at 11:06 PM UTC

What type of ice cream was it? c: