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[GAME] Once upon a time by Speeded June 16, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

Ive seen this post done before but i cant seem.to find it so im reviving it,

Simply reply to this post by contuining the story as it goes, be as creative as you can be (no racism, harassment, sexualism, rudeness)

Banter is a plus and must if you want ;)

Once upon a time, there was a guy named...

Crimson_Aught June 16, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

...Joshua Sparkles and he lived...

P.S. You can see here two replies. I created the first one but no, cause i flew away from site with messege "You must be registered to create post".

NotPineapple203 June 16, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

... in a yellow submarine...

TurkishDelite June 16, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

... With an insect name maddylomerchromahomerstonerlonerbonerinacoma And his sister Maximus ...

dev_revs June 16, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

who loved to go to gay bars

TurkishDelite June 16, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

who loved to go to gay bars
To fucking soon man...

Jellow_ June 16, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

Who loved to go to gay bars... and hang out with her...

EDJM9 June 16, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

..ex girlfriend who had allergic reactions to people who...

ElementalAssasin June 16, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

..ex girlfriend who had allergic reactions to people who...
...had cancerous eidetic frog with HIV/AIDS

ApolloIsFunky June 17, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

...had cancerous eidetic frog with HIV/AIDS
[Full-stop] She then decided she would go to the hospital when...

JJTheGuy June 17, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

[Full-stop] She then decided she would go to the hospital when...
her whole family was murdered one night.

EDJM9 June 17, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

Then her brother came by and said...

AbusiveUser June 17, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

-- Why everyone is sleeping?...

EDJM9 June 17, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

:P don't worry about that just finish the line

ElementalAssasin June 17, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

-- Why everyone is sleeping?...
Then stabbed everyone there

EDJM9 June 17, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

FULL STOP. Then the police arrived collected evidence, interviewed suspects, and arrested....

IsaKnife June 17, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

This got dark fast...

EDJM9 June 17, 2016 at 2:06 AM UTC

They arrested _Isa! She said...

flyofff June 17, 2016 at 4:06 AM UTC

...I love you robo! Save me...

Xuph June 17, 2016 at 4:06 AM UTC

Full stop

Spongebob has made children with a watermelon

MerlinMaster June 17, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

[FULL STOP]

BrandonMunson June 17, 2016 at 7:06 AM UTC

Suddenly a cow fell from the sky...

Junr June 17, 2016 at 7:06 AM UTC

And everyone started to turn into blocks and...

Speeded June 17, 2016 at 8:06 AM UTC

A mineman appeared named...

Crimson_Aught June 17, 2016 at 9:06 AM UTC

...Alfredo Sparkles. He decided to...

Speeded June 17, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

Takeover the city and rule it as his own, until...

Xuph June 17, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

Spongebob has made children with a watermelon

Myworld6 June 17, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

...Called Pingu Lokigh, who...

Legoche June 17, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

had a massive dick. He walked down the street and people would look down at his shorts and...

Myworld6 June 17, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

...See a giant cow, which...

Xuph June 17, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

...See a giant cow, which...
wow dude what the actual fuck

FULL STOP cringe

Spongebob flew a plane into

Legoche June 17, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

eric's house, luckily it was a paper plane. Eric ran out his house and shouted...

Myworld6 June 17, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

wow dude what the actual fuck

FULL STOP cringe

Spongebob flew a plane into
Blame Lego!

Nothing to see now. <_< >_>

"Where are my...

Crimson_Aught June 17, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

...coconut?". But coconut already was...

Xuph June 17, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

Blame Lego!

Nothing to see now. <_< >_>

"Where are my...
packets GONE
i blame raging

and then he went to a party and told a girl he is 1900 on builduhc and she

BoldAndBrash June 17, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

packets GONE
i blame raging

and then he went to a party and told a girl he is 1900 on builduhc and she
Spat in his face and told him to....

Xuph June 17, 2016 at 5:06 PM UTC

Spat in his face and told him to....
drink ble

and find another girl

BoldAndBrash June 17, 2016 at 5:06 PM UTC

Full STOP
Eric's buildUHC ELO...

EDJM9 June 17, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

Full stop. Robe said "sorry, I don't know who your talking about. My name isn't robo."

Xuph June 17, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

full stop
my build uhc elo..........

ElementalAssasin June 17, 2016 at 9:06 PM UTC

full stop
my build uhc elo..........
ended up being 1

Turfs June 17, 2016 at 9:06 PM UTC

i got drained by a man named

BoldAndBrash June 17, 2016 at 9:06 PM UTC

FULL STOP

Eric's buildUHC ELO ended up being...

Myworld6 June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

A turtle called Steve, who loved...

ImNotYourTiger June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

Big fat sausages...

Myworld6 June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

And who exclaimed, "what the heck?" as he read...

Myworld6 June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

Big fat sausages...
That edit. xD

ImNotYourTiger June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

That edit. xD
A book about big fat weiners....

MyWorld, I was responding to the last comment on the first page xD I didn't know there were three pages

Myworld6 June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

A book about big fat weiners....

MyWorld, I was responding to the last comment on the first page xD I didn't know there were three pages
From a German butcher, who smelt of...

Uh-huh. =P

EDJM9 June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

That stuff from the song seven years old, herb wasn't it. FULL STOP

Crimson_Aught June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

"I have lost the point and way of this story!" - someone cried. Suddenly creepy voice answered:...

ImNotYourTiger June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

"I have lost the point and way of this story!" - someone cried. Suddenly creepy voice answered:...
DO YOU HAVE ANY SAUSAGES?.....

Crimson_Aught June 17, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

DO YOU HAVE ANY SAUSAGES?.....
"N..n..no, only salami" - he said, shaking. "M..may..maybe you want some mustard?"

ImNotYourTiger June 17, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

"N..n..no, only salami" - he said, shaking. "M..may..maybe you want some mustard?"
NO

I WANT SAUSAGES U IGNORANT PEASANT

[10/10 roleplay]

Crimson_Aught June 17, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

NO

I WANT SAUSAGES U IGNORANT PEASANT

[10/10 roleplay]
Voice was loud enough, so he found its source and, with shout "Get mustard into your eyes!!!", he broke.. the radio!?

Okiba June 18, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

It was the radio. It crashed down with a large bang, followed by...

BoldAndBrash June 18, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

It was the radio. It crashed down with a large bang, followed by...
A slapping sound coming from....

Humblares June 18, 2016 at 2:06 AM UTC

A fapping stalker who then

ImNotYourTiger June 18, 2016 at 3:06 AM UTC

A fapping stalker who then
Asked for even more sausages

BoldAndBrash June 18, 2016 at 3:06 AM UTC

Asked for even more sausages
To start smacking with his big, meaty..

ImNotYourTiger June 18, 2016 at 4:06 AM UTC

To start smacking with his big, meaty..
FAT MAN BOOBIES

Xuph June 18, 2016 at 4:06 AM UTC

FAT MAN BOOBIES
and later that day he got hit off and then suicided.
full stop

My bed..

Humblares June 18, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

Stop stopping it my god m8 chill

Eteh June 18, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

My bed...was as big as...

ImNotYourTiger June 18, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

My bed...was as big as...
A sausage that...

Mehrp June 18, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

...Could engulf the sun...

Xuph June 18, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

...Could engulf the sun...
And then a random women decided to

JephKaplan June 18, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

kill herself...

Desiree June 18, 2016 at 8:06 AM UTC

and she was molested by her father

Crimson_Aught June 18, 2016 at 8:06 AM UTC

"No, Emily, no" - Alfredo cried, "I'll...

Joulez June 18, 2016 at 8:06 AM UTC

Touch u in places where nobody has touched before..

EDJM9 June 18, 2016 at 12:06 PM UTC

Emily said my boobies are on fire...

Xuph June 18, 2016 at 12:06 PM UTC

 full stop what the actual fuck has this gone to 

A purple horse decided to eat a JTHP 6830 Pro Edition printer

JoeVC June 18, 2016 at 1:06 PM UTC

...A wild man comes out the bush and knocks tf out of eric for being a lil bitch.....

Crimson_Aught June 18, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

After that Posighdun came out the sea a said: "Keep it PG please", and then...

Okiba June 18, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

He continued on swearing, "F$&@GHF&@*G!"he exclaimed. Suddenly...

Speeded June 19, 2016 at 11:06 AM UTC

Emily spilled the beans and...

Crimson_Aught June 19, 2016 at 11:06 AM UTC

..and proved, that beans is a liquid. But British scientists...

Jellow_ June 19, 2016 at 11:06 AM UTC

... Denied this because tea...

gyalchester June 19, 2016 at 11:06 AM UTC

But he slapped the hell out of her...