Avicus Pick Up Lines! by EDJM9 December 21, 2016 at 12:12 AM UTC
Show me your best lines.Are you an atom, cause your the bomb.
You are like Wifi, I feel a connection (also I depend on u)
Junr December 21, 2016 at 12:12 AM UTC
I with the memes and the memes is with me.Wahiz December 21, 2016 at 12:12 AM UTC
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word ;^)Seuthy December 21, 2016 at 12:12 AM UTC
We're gonna play a quick game for a quick kiss, alright?Wahiz December 21, 2016 at 12:12 AM UTC
We're gonna play a quick game for a quick kiss, alright?
Legoche December 21, 2016 at 12:12 AM UTC
Are you my homework? Because I'm going to slam you on my desk and do you all nightTooSweetSki December 21, 2016 at 1:12 AM UTC
Hi face, nice girlDaFrozenBlaze December 21, 2016 at 1:12 AM UTC
https://avicus.net/forums/discussions/e51bc76c7there's an older thread with a lot more other shit, but can't find it
ImRaging December 21, 2016 at 10:12 AM UTC
my names donyou can be my pussy
haha pussydon
Wahiz December 21, 2016 at 10:12 AM UTC
my names don
you can be my pussy
haha pussydon
MasterProX December 21, 2016 at 8:12 PM UTC
Hasn't failed me yet!
Myworld6 December 21, 2016 at 9:12 PM UTC
That's because you've never talked to a girl. ;)Numberz_ December 22, 2016 at 4:12 AM UTC
i'm no baker but I can put a bun in your oven.are we related? do you wanna be?
are you Jamaican? cause ja making me crazy
all those curves and I have no brakes
you make my sesspee grow with your possydun,
XtraMajestical December 22, 2016 at 8:12 AM UTC
Is your mum a baker? Cus you got some nice buns.Have u sat in sugar? Cus you got one sweet ass
Zylaphone December 22, 2016 at 8:12 AM UTC
If I could re-arrange the alphabet. I would put U and I together.Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Are you a brick? because if you are, I'm going to put some paste on you and lay you down.
Precise_ December 23, 2016 at 3:12 AM UTC
Hey my names microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight.BoldAndBrash December 23, 2016 at 4:12 AM UTC
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickleill give you a due if you do it all the time.
2BJ December 23, 2016 at 4:12 AM UTC
* trigger warningare you a school
because i want to shoot kids in you
TurkishDelite December 23, 2016 at 12:12 PM UTC
* trigger warningare you a trade centre
because i want to fly my long plane into you
HotAndCrunch December 23, 2016 at 1:12 PM UTC
Roses are red,Violets are blue,
Pornhub is down,
I guess this will do.
Wahiz December 23, 2016 at 1:12 PM UTC
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pornhub is down,
I guess this will do.
Xuph
DaFrozenBlaze December 23, 2016 at 1:12 PM UTC
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pornhub is down,
I guess this will do.
Myworld6 December 23, 2016 at 5:12 PM UTC
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pornhub is down,
I guess this will do.
Ambamore2000 December 23, 2016 at 6:12 PM UTC
My girlfriend actually used this on me lol, it's pretty stupid but..My phone rang and she said "Is your phone ringing? cause that ass is callin me"
cliche af tho
Xuph December 23, 2016 at 8:12 PM UTC
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pornhub is down,
I guess this will do.