100 Ways to get banned off Avicus!
by
mustafa
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
I guess the title basically says it all but I'll shed some light on what your suppoused to do :)
So essentially what you do is you create a consecutive list of ways you can get banned off Avicus. This is all good-natured ,not to troll, and please make sure your "Way to get banned off Avicus" is appropriate.
Make sure you continue the list without any interruptions and don't forget to place the next number in the list before your statement! Here's mine...
1) Take Jozzeh's noodles :P
MLGtino
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
2) Keylog the staff :]
garsdef
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
3) spam the refresh button
JKawesome
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
4) grow wings and fly
lulle265
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
5) Sweating
D00ZiE
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
6) Prior
Emmaye
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
7) Grief Map Repo
Joao_Victor
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
8) Staff Trolling >.<
ShiptheBattle
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
8) Hax
Phobiaxx
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
9)Reporting someone for language in player reports, showing your hacked client GUI in screenshots and having your report accepted.... but the player reported isn't punished. You are.
;o ^-^
Ray_Sybrandy
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
10) Advertise
D00ZiE
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
11) Excessively warning yourself for "Test"
mustafa
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
12) Spam ebola in chat xP
MidnightBeats
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
13) Spam the staff with "give me Mod" on Skype.
Phobiaxx
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
14)Banned after asking to be promoted to "banned user"
Pavlo
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
15.) Block the team spawn over, and over again, then spleef the people who try and fix it :D
Porkyyy
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
16) Build a strip club and dance around poles with nude skins.
SnowSX3
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
In the title, shouldn't it be "from" instead of "off"?
Arigenn
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
17) Delete all IvyCode's Code :O
Splades
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
18) Spam the forums with pornography.
MLGtino
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
19) Get banned for hacks 88 times.
Lance2000XD
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
20.) ddos
Porkyyy
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
21) Bully a Sr. staff member in real life.
Ogrey
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
21) b00llying
Arachadonic
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
22) being too cool N edgy
MasterProX
November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC
Let me offer a sensible suggestion... since Battle and Evocal mistakenly (I presume) used the same numbers as Nolan and Porky, the next person should continue from twenty-four... I don't have a witty response for this thread.
garsdef
November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
Replied to
MasterProX
Let me offer a sensible suggestion... since Battle and Evocal mistakenly (I presume) used the same numbers as Nolan and Porky, the next person should continue from twenty-four... I don't have a witty response for this thread.
you could of just done it
kycrafft
November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
23) Dont listen to xxMasterPro
MLGtino
November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
24) Listen to Kycrafft
Mooch24
November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
mlgtinO is on his game rn
_Phyre
November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
25) Murder staff IRL q:^)
BoldAndBrash
November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
26) Being denied from pvp team
Porkyyy
November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
Replied to
BoldAndBrash
26) Being denied from pvp team
Wut.
Zedther
November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
27) "You're our first ban, grats!" funkystudios 2k13
ImJeezus
November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
28. Learn the skill of DaGoldBrick
kycrafft
November 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC
29) SWAT funky
Glitchaye
November 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC
30) Chargeback
kycrafft
November 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC
31) Download shrek client
Ray_Sybrandy
November 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC
32) Be so good at pvp people think your hack and get baned (im poop at pvp)
33) Ban Evasion
Tarheelkiwi
November 2, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
34) Telling staff a kiwi learned how to fly without hacks :o
smitdalt
November 2, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
35) reach hacks
cuz they r reel ok
36) make a bunch of
spam topics asking for
mod, and when that fails ask for map dev by commenting on sr staff amas and asking funkycode himself.
Tarheelkiwi
November 2, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
Reach hacks are real yo
Replied to
Tarheelkiwi
Reach hacks are real yo
Can confirm!
Stimulating
November 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
Beg EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON in the game with you to make love with you in all caps. And after asking everyone in that game, move to another, rinse, repeat, and when a staff member comes to tell you to screw off, beg them as well. Do this every time you're on. Even to the people in the lobbies. Or you could follow a staff member around and keep asking. To top it off make a forums topic about it as well.
MidnightBeats
November 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
37) Steal Ivy's skin (oops)
Your_Asian
November 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
38) Say Hello To Flueeuey
39) Ban Envasions
kycrafft
November 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
39) break this threads rules
Sunaye
November 2, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
40: Being DaGoldBrick.
Legoche
November 2, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
41: Telling a staff member "I hack"
Notalgicular
November 2, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
Replied to
Legoche
41: Telling a staff member "I hack"
that wont get you banned.. They need evidance
42: I know your ip and ill ddos ye chinky
EinfachNalor
November 2, 2014 at 2:11 PM UTC
44) ban the requester
Kammeh
November 2, 2014 at 2:11 PM UTC
Replied to
_Phyre
25) Murder staff IRL q:^)
That won't only get you banned on avicus, that'll get you banned irl :P
Jahaj
November 2, 2014 at 3:11 PM UTC
45. Use a hacked client to spam the chat with "go to this server" with the server ip every 1 sec and be very obnoxious.
(I believe one time i sat through this ordeal for about 3 hours until finally a mod got on.)
kycrafft
November 2, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC
46) spam bots. Doubt anyone here plays on Gontroller (not trying to advertise) but they go hit hard with them yesterday.
PieZ
November 2, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC
47) Shoving your male organ into a door and yelling in full caps that you did it
Myv
November 2, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC
48. Spawnblocking
49. (S)kill aura lol
fazer153
November 2, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
50. Be good at pvp.
Make an alternative account.
Play with the alternative account.
Precise_
November 2, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
51:Eat pie
Super_Fat_Man
November 2, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
Buying has from Best Buy, Walmart or even Target
Super_Fat_Man
November 2, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
hax stoopid auto correct -.-
StewieFG
November 2, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC
52. Be DaGoldBrick for get banned on alts c;
Aydran
November 2, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC
54. Post a pic of maps.avicus.net (Don't know why, even though it's public
-.- .)
BelgiumWaffles
November 2, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC
55:building things like a swastika
56: hitler skin
BelgiumWaffles
November 2, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC
57:steal Maps from avicus
lulle265
November 2, 2014 at 10:11 PM UTC
58) Doing something that will make Funky say
NO !!!
soccerboss000
November 2, 2014 at 10:11 PM UTC
59) Be mean *tear*
Dyspa
November 3, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
60) Rek DaGoldBrick, you can get banned for this cuz u can hurt DaGoldBrick's feelings.. ^-^
Ray_Sybrandy
November 3, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
61) sing with spam
borgoyne
November 3, 2014 at 6:11 AM UTC
62) Be rude in the chat
DanTheMan2202
November 3, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
Getting banned for hax even though your ban said using aim bot and auto click even though they just jitterclicked and has good aim...
Happened to me
BoldAndBrash
November 3, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
Replied to
DanTheMan2202
Getting banned for hax even though your ban said using aim bot and auto click even though they just jitterclicked and has good aim... Happened to me
Thats what they all say
Tarheelkiwi
November 3, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
63) Nasty skin
SlabSun
November 3, 2014 at 3:11 PM UTC
64) Become a nasty Penguin that eats everything./munch on too many gapples.
chaibrit1
November 4, 2014 at 7:11 AM UTC
how to get banned off Avicus~ /ban (ur username) duh
Jerseys
November 4, 2014 at 7:11 AM UTC
Replied to
chaibrit1
how to get banned off Avicus~ /ban (ur username) duh
+1
SnowSX3
November 4, 2014 at 8:11 AM UTC
65) Having the same skin as Jozz.
StewieFG
November 4, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
66) saying LOL and get warned for caps. like me.
cinammoncroc000
November 4, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
67.) Calling me a dumb hacker mod and giving me ban threats :(
(well, I won't ban you, but still :3)
mustafa
November 4, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC
68) Mess with tino's ping :P
69) Spamming Inappropriate stuff in chat
StewieFG
November 4, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC
70) Saying OCN!1!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!1!1
Tarheelkiwi
November 4, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC
Replied to
StewieFG
70) Saying OCN!1!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!1!1
Ok Eric here we go again. /ban EricV4 bringing up OCN... again
zdq
November 4, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC
tfw there are 2 8's
Cxnfirmed
November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC
be good at pvp, and get falsely banned by avicus quality staff :)
amirite??????
D00ZiE
November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC
71) Hacking - Fly
Cxnfirmed
November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC
i see wat u did there ;) xddddd
IviFetita
November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC
72) Have a bad IGN or have a skin with dick and nuts...
Arachadonic
November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC
Replied to
Cxnfirmed
be good at pvp, and get falsely banned by avicus quality staff :) amirite??????
You can email
[email protected] if you wish to appeal your ban.
If however you came back simply to post rude and spam-like comments then I am sure a web ban can be organised if that is what you wish.
Joao_Victor
November 4, 2014 at 10:11 PM UTC
Replied to
Cxnfirmed
be good at pvp, and get falsely banned by avicus quality staff :) amirite??????
73) Resort to Hacking
ChickenTender
November 5, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
74) Hack the Avicus website and change all the staff pictures to your skin.
Epicraft321
November 5, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC
75) banning the entire staff team and Ivy
kycrafft
November 5, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC
Replied to
Joao_Victor
Oooooooooooooooooooh!!!
REKT
IviFetita
November 5, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC
76) Kill IvyStudios on a match and say to him "FU eZ u r sheet".
77) DDoS Avicus
ImJeezus
November 5, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
Replied to
Cxnfirmed
be good at pvp, and get falsely banned by avicus quality staff :) amirite??????
Still better than mineplex
Colecrc
November 5, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
Replied to
ImJeezus
Still better than mineplex
The Hive*
Tarheelkiwi
November 5, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
78) Becoming developer and taking over the world >:D
ImJeezus
November 5, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
Replied to
Colecrc
Hypixel*
jojobloblo
November 5, 2014 at 5:11 AM UTC
100th reply get rekt so 100) Get married to mods then have affairs with others idec if it's not 100th ima say it is cuz swag
standude_
November 5, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC
79)say eZ pZ
Myv
November 5, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC
80. Criticise a Sr Mod
ballzi
November 5, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC
Talk shit about the server
Klondichael
November 6, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
81) Saying eZ to glitchy1
ItsUniversalYT
November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
82) Spam Forums saying "ItsEra_ Is da Best!"
OldManTigerMask
November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
83) Getting Team Crafted on
_Phyre
November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
84)
Smoke weed everyday...
Phobiaxx
November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
85)Ban evade. And ask the staff if they can transfer your donor rank from your banned account to your new evading account.
_Phyre
November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC
Replied to
Phobiaxx
85)Ban evade. And ask the staff if they can transfer your donor rank from your banned account to your new evading account.
Or just play
This 24/7 on ts :P
kycrafft
November 6, 2014 at 7:11 AM UTC
86) remember Stevie_Noob?
Spartemex
November 6, 2014 at 3:11 PM UTC
87) Grief your own spawn (saw it, reported it, and watched sunny ban him :P)
88.) Play Sanic 24/7 on TS.
ImJeezus
November 6, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC
89. Play Darude Sandstorm in Plug.DJ
StewieFG
November 6, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC
90) hackusate staff members (oops they added the rule after i did it :P)
kycrafft
November 6, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC
Replied to
JOHN_CENAAAAAAAA
88.) Play Sanic 24/7 on TS.
bUt I l0ve sanic
LampY
November 6, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC
91) be lampy then get banned for kill aura :(
Ratchi
November 8, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC
92) Water Grief Spawn lol
come on 8 more!!!!!
FirstSintax
November 8, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
93)break a bridge while someone is building at the other end
AtditC
November 8, 2014 at 10:11 AM UTC
94) Prior xd
Arachadonic
November 8, 2014 at 10:11 AM UTC
95) Threaten to send a Hitman after a staff member
standude_
November 8, 2014 at 12:11 PM UTC
96) use forcefield hacks and X-RAY
kycrafft
November 8, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC
Replied to
standude_
96) use forcefield hacks and X-RAY
Pff forcefield hacks are allowed
uhoh I hope they are.
97) Lick Jozzeh until he dies and gets mad then he bans you
kycrafft
November 8, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC
Replied to
iDiamondPorkchop
97) Lick Jozzeh until he dies and gets mad then he bans you
Wtf did I just read?
Westby
November 8, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC
98) fake app
fazer153
November 8, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC
99) Desecrate the shrine of Shrek
kycrafft
November 8, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC
100) Kill funky irl, DDoS the forms and have spambots adverties ocn
fazer153
November 8, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC
Replied to
kycrafft
100) Kill funky irl, DDoS the forms and have spambots adverties ocn
But what if funky is not kill?
100 ways :o
mustafa
November 9, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
YES! 100 WAYS TO GET BANNED OFF OF AVICUS! THE LIST IS COMPLETE!
(PS can someone lock this thread :P The list is complete :D)
kycrafft
November 9, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
Replied to
fazer153
But what if funky is not kill? 100 ways :o
But w8
Did you notice that?
Lets look closer
nintendoboy11
November 9, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
101) being normal
kycrafft
November 9, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
Replied to
nintendoboy11
No.
X_DG11
November 10, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC
102) being sarcastic and racist
jannerboy
November 10, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC
103) Be Stupid Like Me xP
fazer153
November 10, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC
104) Spam Shrek akbar!
Myv
November 10, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC
We've gone past 100 omg requesting lock hue hue jks
105. Be like me...
AtditC
November 10, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC
106) Underrate dgb
(perm ban)