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100 Ways to get banned off Avicus! by mustafa November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

     I guess the title basically says it all but I'll shed some light on what your suppoused to do :)

     So essentially what you do is you create a consecutive list of ways you can get banned off Avicus. This is all good-natured ,not to troll, and please make sure your "Way to get banned off Avicus" is appropriate. 

     Make sure you continue the list without any interruptions and don't forget to place the next number in the list before your statement! Here's mine...

1) Take Jozzeh's noodles :P

MLGtino November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

2) Keylog the staff :]

garsdef November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

3) spam the refresh button

JKawesome November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

4) grow wings and fly

lulle265 November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

5) Sweating

D00ZiE November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

6) Prior

Emmaye November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

7) Grief Map Repo

Joao_Victor November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

8) Staff Trolling >.<

ShiptheBattle November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

8) Hax

Phobiaxx November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

9)Reporting someone for language in player reports, showing your hacked client GUI in screenshots and having your report accepted.... but the player reported isn't punished. You are.
;o ^-^

Ray_Sybrandy November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

10) Advertise

D00ZiE November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

11) Excessively warning yourself for "Test"

mustafa November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

12) Spam ebola in chat xP

MidnightBeats November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

13) Spam the staff with "give me Mod" on Skype.

Phobiaxx November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

14)Banned after asking to be promoted to "banned user"

Pavlo November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

15.) Block the team spawn over, and over again, then spleef the people who try and fix it  :D

Porkyyy November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

16) Build a strip club and dance around poles with nude skins.

SnowSX3 November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

In the title, shouldn't it be "from" instead of "off"?

Arigenn November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

17) Delete all IvyCode's Code :O

Splades November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

18) Spam the forums with pornography.

MLGtino November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

19) Get banned for hacks 88 times.

Lance2000XD November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

20.) ddos

Porkyyy November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

21) Bully a Sr. staff member in real life.

Ogrey November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

21) b00llying

Arachadonic November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

22) being too cool N edgy

MasterProX November 1, 2014 at 11:11 PM UTC

Let me offer a sensible suggestion... since Battle and Evocal mistakenly (I presume) used the same numbers as Nolan and Porky, the next person should continue from twenty-four... I don't have a witty response for this thread.

garsdef November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

Let me offer a sensible suggestion... since Battle and Evocal mistakenly (I presume) used the same numbers as Nolan and Porky, the next person should continue from twenty-four... I don't have a witty response for this thread.
you could of just done it

kycrafft November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

23) Dont listen to xxMasterPro

MLGtino November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

24) Listen to Kycrafft

Mooch24 November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

mlgtinO is on his game rn

_Phyre November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

25) Murder staff IRL q:^)

BoldAndBrash November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

26) Being denied from pvp team

Porkyyy November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

26) Being denied from pvp team
Wut.

Zedther November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

27) "You're our first ban, grats!" funkystudios 2k13

ImJeezus November 2, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

28. Learn the skill of DaGoldBrick

kycrafft November 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

29) SWAT funky

Glitchaye November 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

30) Chargeback

kycrafft November 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

31) Download shrek client

Ray_Sybrandy November 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

32) Be so good at pvp people think your hack and get baned (im poop at pvp)

ProfessorUtonium November 2, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

33) Ban Evasion

Tarheelkiwi November 2, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

34) Telling staff a kiwi learned how to fly without hacks :o

smitdalt November 2, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

35) reach hacks
cuz they r reel ok
36) make a bunch of
spam topics asking for
mod, and when that fails ask for map dev by commenting on sr staff amas and asking funkycode himself.

Tarheelkiwi November 2, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC


Reach hacks are real yo

Ducksfanwaterloo November 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC


Reach hacks are real yo
Can confirm!

Stimulating November 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

Beg EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON in the game with you to make love with you in all caps. And after asking everyone in that game, move to another, rinse, repeat, and when a staff member comes to tell you to screw off, beg them as well. Do this every time you're on. Even to the people in the lobbies. Or you could follow a staff member around and keep asking. To top it off make a forums topic about it as well.

MidnightBeats November 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

37) Steal Ivy's skin (oops)

Your_Asian November 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

38) Say Hello To Flueeuey

39) Ban Envasions

kycrafft November 2, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

39) break this threads rules

Sunaye November 2, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

40: Being DaGoldBrick.

Legoche November 2, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

41: Telling a staff member "I hack"

Notalgicular November 2, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

41: Telling a staff member "I hack"
that wont get you banned.. They need evidance

42: I know your ip and ill ddos ye chinky

EinfachNalor November 2, 2014 at 2:11 PM UTC

44) ban the requester

Kammeh November 2, 2014 at 2:11 PM UTC

25) Murder staff IRL q:^)
That won't only get you banned on avicus, that'll get you banned irl :P

Jahaj November 2, 2014 at 3:11 PM UTC

45. Use a hacked client to spam the chat with "go to this server" with the server ip every 1 sec and be very obnoxious.
(I believe one time i sat through this ordeal for about 3 hours until finally a mod got on.)

kycrafft November 2, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC

46) spam bots. Doubt anyone here plays on Gontroller (not trying to advertise) but they go hit hard with them yesterday.

PieZ November 2, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC

47) Shoving your male organ into a door and yelling in full caps that you did it

Myv November 2, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC

48. Spawnblocking
49. (S)kill aura lol

fazer153 November 2, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC

50. Be good at pvp.
      Make an alternative account.
      Play with the alternative account.

Precise_ November 2, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC

51:Eat pie

Super_Fat_Man November 2, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC

Buying has from Best Buy, Walmart or even Target

Super_Fat_Man November 2, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC

hax stoopid auto correct -.-

StewieFG November 2, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC

52. Be DaGoldBrick for get banned on alts c;

Aydran November 2, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

54. Post a pic of maps.avicus.net (Don't know why, even though it's public -.-.)

BelgiumWaffles November 2, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

55:building things like a swastika
56: hitler skin

BelgiumWaffles November 2, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

57:steal Maps from avicus

lulle265 November 2, 2014 at 10:11 PM UTC

58) Doing something that will make Funky say NO!!!

soccerboss000 November 2, 2014 at 10:11 PM UTC

59) Be mean *tear*

Dyspa November 3, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

60) Rek DaGoldBrick, you can get banned for this cuz u can hurt DaGoldBrick's feelings.. ^-^

Ray_Sybrandy November 3, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

61) sing with spam

borgoyne November 3, 2014 at 6:11 AM UTC

62) Be rude in the chat

DanTheMan2202 November 3, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

Getting banned for hax even though your ban said using aim bot and auto click even though they just jitterclicked and has good aim...
 Happened to me

BoldAndBrash November 3, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

Getting banned for hax even though your ban said using aim bot and auto click even though they just jitterclicked and has good aim...
 Happened to me
Thats what they all say

Tarheelkiwi November 3, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

63) Nasty skin

SlabSun November 3, 2014 at 3:11 PM UTC

64) Become a nasty Penguin that eats everything./munch on too many gapples.

chaibrit1 November 4, 2014 at 7:11 AM UTC

how to get banned off Avicus~ /ban (ur username) duh

Jerseys November 4, 2014 at 7:11 AM UTC

how to get banned off Avicus~ /ban (ur username) duh
+1

SnowSX3 November 4, 2014 at 8:11 AM UTC

65) Having the same skin as Jozz.

StewieFG November 4, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

66) saying LOL and get warned for caps. like me.

cinammoncroc000 November 4, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

67.) Calling me a dumb hacker mod and giving me ban threats :(
(well, I won't ban you, but still :3)

mustafa November 4, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

68) Mess with tino's ping :P

ProfessorUtonium November 4, 2014 at 1:11 PM UTC

69) Spamming Inappropriate stuff in chat

StewieFG November 4, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC

70) Saying OCN!1!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!1!1

Tarheelkiwi November 4, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC

70) Saying OCN!1!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!1!1
Ok Eric here we go again.  /ban EricV4 bringing up OCN... again

zdq November 4, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC

tfw there are 2 8's

Cxnfirmed November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

be good at pvp, and get falsely banned by avicus quality staff :) 
amirite??????

D00ZiE November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

71) Hacking - Fly

Cxnfirmed November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

i see wat u did there ;) xddddd

IviFetita November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

72) Have a bad IGN or have a skin with dick and nuts...

Arachadonic November 4, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

be good at pvp, and get falsely banned by avicus quality staff :) 
amirite??????
You can email [email protected] if you wish to appeal your ban.

If however you came back simply to post rude and spam-like comments then I am sure a web ban can be organised if that is what you wish.

Joao_Victor November 4, 2014 at 10:11 PM UTC

be good at pvp, and get falsely banned by avicus quality staff :) 
amirite??????
73) Resort to Hacking

ChickenTender November 5, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

74) Hack the Avicus website and change all the staff pictures to your skin.

Epicraft321 November 5, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

75) banning the entire staff team and Ivy

kycrafft November 5, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

73) Resort to Hacking
Oooooooooooooooooooh!!!


REKT


IviFetita November 5, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

76) Kill IvyStudios on a match and say to him "FU eZ u r sheet".

iDiamondPorkchop November 5, 2014 at 1:11 AM UTC

77) DDoS Avicus

ImJeezus November 5, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

be good at pvp, and get falsely banned by avicus quality staff :) 
amirite??????
Still better than mineplex

Colecrc November 5, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

Still better than mineplex
The Hive*

Tarheelkiwi November 5, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

78) Becoming developer and taking over the world >:D

ImJeezus November 5, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

The Hive*
Hypixel*

jojobloblo November 5, 2014 at 5:11 AM UTC

100th reply get rekt so 100) Get married to mods then have affairs with others idec if it's not 100th ima say it is cuz swag

standude_ November 5, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC

79)say eZ pZ

Myv November 5, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC

80. Criticise a Sr Mod

ballzi November 5, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC

Talk shit about the server

Klondichael November 6, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

81) Saying eZ to glitchy1

ItsUniversalYT November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

82) Spam Forums saying "ItsEra_ Is da Best!"

OldManTigerMask November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

83) Getting Team Crafted on

_Phyre November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

84) Smoke weed everyday...

Phobiaxx November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

85)Ban evade. And ask the staff if they can transfer your donor rank from your banned account to your new evading account.

_Phyre November 6, 2014 at 3:11 AM UTC

85)Ban evade. And ask the staff if they can transfer your donor rank from your banned account to your new evading account.
Or just play This 24/7 on ts :P

kycrafft November 6, 2014 at 7:11 AM UTC

86) remember Stevie_Noob?

Spartemex November 6, 2014 at 3:11 PM UTC

87) Grief your own spawn (saw it, reported it, and watched sunny ban him :P)

JOHN_CENAAAAAAAA November 6, 2014 at 3:11 PM UTC

88.) Play Sanic 24/7 on TS.

ImJeezus November 6, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC

89. Play Darude Sandstorm in Plug.DJ

StewieFG November 6, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC

90) hackusate staff members (oops they added the rule after i did it :P)

kycrafft November 6, 2014 at 4:11 PM UTC

88.) Play Sanic 24/7 on TS.
bUt I l0ve sanic

LampY November 6, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC

91) be lampy then get banned for kill aura :(

Ratchi November 8, 2014 at 12:11 AM UTC

92) Water Grief Spawn lol
come on 8 more!!!!!

FirstSintax November 8, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

93)break a bridge while someone is building at the other end

AtditC November 8, 2014 at 10:11 AM UTC

94) Prior xd

Arachadonic November 8, 2014 at 10:11 AM UTC

95) Threaten to send a Hitman after a staff member

standude_ November 8, 2014 at 12:11 PM UTC

96) use forcefield hacks  and X-RAY

kycrafft November 8, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC

96) use forcefield hacks  and X-RAY
Pff forcefield hacks are allowed



uhoh I hope they are.

iDiamondPorkchop November 8, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC

97) Lick Jozzeh until he dies and gets mad then he bans you

kycrafft November 8, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC

97) Lick Jozzeh until he dies and gets mad then he bans you
Wtf did I just read?

Westby November 8, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC

98) fake app

fazer153 November 8, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC

99) Desecrate the shrine of Shrek

kycrafft November 8, 2014 at 8:11 PM UTC

100) Kill funky irl, DDoS the forms and have spambots adverties ocn

fazer153 November 8, 2014 at 9:11 PM UTC

100) Kill funky irl, DDoS the forms and have spambots adverties ocn
But what if funky is not kill?





100 ways :o

mustafa November 9, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

YES! 100 WAYS TO GET BANNED OFF OF AVICUS! THE LIST IS COMPLETE! 

(PS can someone lock this thread :P The list is complete :D)

kycrafft November 9, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

But what if funky is not kill?





100 ways :o
But w8

Did you notice that?

Lets look closer

nintendoboy11 November 9, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

101) being normal

kycrafft November 9, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC

101) being normal
No.

X_DG11 November 10, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC

102) being sarcastic and racist

jannerboy November 10, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC

103) Be Stupid Like Me xP

fazer153 November 10, 2014 at 5:11 PM UTC

104) Spam Shrek akbar!

Myv November 10, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC

We've gone past 100 omg requesting lock hue hue jks

105. Be like me...

AtditC November 10, 2014 at 7:11 PM UTC

106) Underrate dgb

(perm ban)