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The Flat Gang [for fun] by Fouled April 13, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

Greetings Avicus, 

After some deep thought, we have decided to initiate the introduction of the flat gang. If you are completely and utterly confused, the 'flat' joke started between myself and UmbreonMessiah a while ago when he labeled my map flat. If you would liek the privilege of joining this gang, please fill out the following application:

How tough are ya?:
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?:
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?:
How do you know when someones flat?:
How are you known for being flat?:

Owners:
xArcturus
Mango_

Current members: 
GrapeSmoothie
NinjaBridge
pavilion99
timaeusTestified
Heracr0ss
Lavish
RileGuy
FrozenSolstice 
Jake41901
Juanoh
HitByADagger
Notal
Joltz_
Vacuum
alexanderjoe10
Pavlo
SkylarCalibrator
UnknownQuestion_
MarcuzFire
MLGPorky
steven5703

GrapeSmoothie April 13, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: Betr than Para
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They r Flat
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: Sli is Flat
How do you know when someones flat?: Cuz they r Flat like Sli
How are you known for being flat?: Mango may be flat

GrapeSmoothie April 13, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

accept or biased

Aerosmith April 13, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I'm your Apprentice Arc.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They are good masters.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: Roadkill.
How do you know when someones flat?: When you're their Apprentice
How are you known for being flat?: I'm the Apprentice of xArcturus

ProfessorUtonium April 13, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

How Tough are ya?: HOW TOUGH AM I? HOW TOUGH AM I? I WENT INTO WEENIE HUT JR, SLIPT ON AN ICE CUBE, AND GOT SENT TO SUPER WEENIE HUT JR. TOUGH ENUFF FOR YOU?
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: flat
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: Flat! Flat flat flat flat flat? Flat flat? FLAAAAAAAATTTTTT! Sli is flat!
How do you know when someones flat?: when they are named "Slicorn" or "xArcturus"
How are you known for being flat?: By hanging out with the flat god Slicorn

Hete April 13, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: Tough enough to be flat
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: they're all fat
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: flat is fat
How do you know when someones flat?: when they're fat.
How are you known for being flat?: because I'm fat.

scolton April 13, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?:  i stubbed my toe this morning while watering my spice garden and i only cried for 20 minutes
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?:  i won't rest until they're out of retirement
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: Tap erus uoy era ? 
How do you know when someones flat?:  wen dey say "i have an idea, let's get naked"
How are you known for being flat?:  i live in a pineapple

StewieFG April 13, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

I'm flat, that's all. Accepted me.

Ogrey April 13, 2015 at 4:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I'm 16 and I'm LESS scared of Spiderman movies.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: Gross like you Sli <3
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: __________________
How do you know when someones flat?: Their tend to sound as follows: Slicorn, iMercury, xArcturus.
How are you known for being flat?: I created the inside joke B)

JJTheGuy April 13, 2015 at 4:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: A kid threw a baseball bat at my head, and it bounced off :D
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: Boobhehs are not ok, and some of the flat people have them :((((
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: Sli = Flat = Win
How do you know when someones flat?: When Someone=
KimKardashian-Boobhehs/69-33
/ = divide by
How are you known for being flat?:My body is less than .25% fat!

Zedther April 13, 2015 at 5:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: Just look at my Profile banner
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They're flat and getting flatter as they go.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: I'm a bit rusty, but I will try.. *ahem* "Hi, my name is xArcturus".
How do you know when someones flat?: A man knows his flat people from instinct, they have a very flat vibe coming off them.
How are you known for being flat?: No u.

Lavish April 13, 2015 at 10:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: Am a wimp, cri. 
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They're flat :D
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: "Sli, ur flat."
How do you know when someones flat?: When they're name is Sli.
How are you known for being flat?: Because Sli calls me flat.

Rainstruck April 13, 2015 at 10:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I once got pushed off a swing when I was 13, and then I ran away for 17 minutes.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: Well they're better than unflat people. And besides we all know that if your flat you are granted exclusive rights to the United States Treasury, E.U War Bonds and the Australian Federal Reserve.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: When in Flat, Be Sli
How do you know when someones flat?: When that person looks like Sli
How are you known for being flat?: Sli calls me flat all of the time. I constantly use the word flat in english papers as well.

FrozenSolstice April 13, 2015 at 10:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I'm tougher than all the scr00bs in FaZe clan :o
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They're flat and proud of it!
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: Sli you're the flattest of the flat.
How do you know when someones flat?: When they are, or are in any affiliation with the Flat God Sli.
How are you known for being flat?: 99 calls me flat all the time... :c

TheColdCrafter April 13, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya? YOU WANNA GO M8 ILL REK U
Whats your current view on flat people? They r flat
how well do you speak flatish? U R SO FLAT SLI
How do you know when someones flat? If They have anything to do with u sli!
How are u known for being flat? Im alot like u c:

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.

I bet you're wondering "yeah, so what?"

Without any milk.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They're flat. Sli is flat God but I want to be his flat goddess ;)
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: Very very very well. EX: hi im slicurn and im flat
How do you know when someones flat?: When they look like Slicurn!
How are you known for being flat?: I've been flat all my life. People know me as "wow dat guy's preetttyyyyy dayum flat." Ask anyone. I'm as flat as they come.

Rainstruck April 13, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.

I bet you're wondering "yeah, so what?"

Without any milk.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They're flat. Sli is flat God but I want to be his flat goddess ;)
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: Very very very well. EX: hi im slicurn and im flat
How do you know when someones flat?: When they look like Slicurn!
How are you known for being flat?: I've been flat all my life. People know me as "wow dat guy's preetttyyyyy dayum flat." Ask anyone. I'm as flat as they come.
Oh no.... Jake is joining... xD

Tarulas April 13, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I can count to 2 and tie my shoes
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: para is flat
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: para is flat
How do you know when someones flat?: you say flat 
How are you known for being flat?: Orange/flat

StewieFG April 13, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

how tough are ya? i eat flat people
Whats your current view on flat people? you
how well do you speak flatish? Sure, learned that 6 years in school, my grades are pretty damn good. For example: yo guiz am silcr0n and flat god i can 360 no scope u with my flatness loooooooool rekt ez m8 8/8 i r8 0/8 loooool
How do you know when someones flat?  they look like you, they act like you, and they are basically you.
How are u known for being flat? People call me "the flat" When I come back from school, sometimes my mom refuses to cook food for me because I am flat. Ive been known for my flatness for all of these years, in this post i found the potential to use it against the world and control it all. I will be your flat worker, sir god king, ill be yours. Please.

BoldAndBrash April 13, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: i way a whopping 7 pounds!!!1!!!!!!!1111!1
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: they are jealous because im so flat they look like pigs compared to me!111!1!!!!11!
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: flat
How do you know when someones flat?: when they bow down to sli the king of flat
How are you known for being flat?: i made the word flat!!!!1!!11

StewieFG April 13, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC

How tough are ya?: i way a whopping 7 pounds!!!1!!!!!!!1111!1
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: they are jealous because im so flat they look like pigs compared to me!111!1!!!!11!
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: flat
How do you know when someones flat?: when they bow down to sli the king of flat
How are you known for being flat?: i made the word flat!!!!1!!11

Riskayyy April 13, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC

Omfg I am dying of laughter here

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC

Oh no.... Jake is joining... xD
>:DD

Rainstruck April 13, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC

>:DD
Jake is so flat, his mom eventually used him as a rug! xD

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC

Jake is so flat, his mom eventually used him as a rug! xD
Wrong wrong wrong! I'm so flat, I make sliccy look round!

JJTheGuy April 13, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC

Wrong wrong wrong! I'm so flat, I make sliccy look round!
Sphereical* Round is probably referring to a circle or oval, which are 2D objects. Spheres are the ultimate round. So, as the flat people, we must be anti-spheres.

Rainstruck April 13, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

Wrong wrong wrong! I'm so flat, I make sliccy look round!
Sli and Jake are so flat that IHOP one served them as part of their double pancake day!! xD

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

Sphereical* Round is probably referring to a circle or oval, which are 2D objects. Spheres are the ultimate round. So, as the flat people, we must be anti-spheres.
Fine. "Spherical". I make Sli look SPHERICAL.

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

Sli and Jake are so flat that IHOP one served them as part of their double pancake day!! xD
I am double pancake day!!

Riskayyy April 13, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

I am double pancake day!!
Pancake pvp; you will sizzle on thy opponents and win the spot in this team...

sizzle sizzle sizzle

Rainstruck April 13, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

I am double pancake day!!
I am double Flatcake day!

Dyspa April 13, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

How tough are ya?: More than a mexican crossing the border.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They're fatter than Tino.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: i'm blonde
How do you know when someones flat?: when the person is blonde
How are you known for being flat?: blonde

HitByADagger April 13, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

How tough are ya?: WHAT DO YOU THINK??
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: THEY ARE SWAG
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: GOOD ENOUGH, ZUIG ME LUL
How do you know when someones flat?: WHEN THEY SUCK ME
How are you known for being flat?: CUZ I AM FLAT

Glitchaye April 13, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

and here i am thinking flat meant breast size.


arent i cool

Dyspa April 13, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

and here i am thinking flat meant breast size.


arent i cool
Same.

FrostedCupcakez April 13, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

Oh god xDD The flatness is real.

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

Pancake pvp; you will sizzle on thy opponents and win the spot in this team...

sizzle sizzle sizzle
you know what ta do, with dat big flat butt

sizzle sizzle sizzle

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

I am double Flatcake day!
Well I'm triple Flatcake dayS so top that booiii!1!!1!

Rainstruck April 13, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC

Well I'm triple Flatcake dayS so top that booiii!1!!1!
M8 they named IHOP after me. International House Of Pancakes, here's how they named it. They took my name, rileguy, and put the "e" in front of the "r" and added "int" in front of that. Then they did "nat" then the "i" in my name then "ona" then the "l" from my name. Now if you take guy and you take the "u" out of it, it translates into "house" in the language of Flat. Gy means "Of Pancakes" in RilEngish and hence the name IHOP. COME AT ME BRO!!!!

BmB April 13, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC

May i join because my mom has a flat chest?

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC

M8 they named IHOP after me. International House Of Pancakes, here's how they named it. They took my name, rileguy, and put the "e" in front of the "r" and added "int" in front of that. Then they did "nat" then the "i" in my name then "ona" then the "l" from my name. Now if you take guy and you take the "u" out of it, it translates into "house" in the language of Flat. Gy means "Of Pancakes" in RilEngish and hence the name IHOP. COME AT ME BRO!!!!
already came at you

i won

gg rekt m8 i r8 8/8 

but i r8 u 0/8 cuz ur spherical

BOII

Rainstruck April 13, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC

already came at you

i won

gg rekt m8 i r8 8/8 

but i r8 u 0/8 cuz ur spherical

BOII
1v1 me. Final Destination. Fox Only. No Items.

Trexychan April 13, 2015 at 5:04 PM UTC

How tough are ya?: I ate a bowl of cereal. With SKIM MILK.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They are chicken nuggets.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: Flat. Flatflatflat flatflat flat flatflat flatflat.
How do you know when someones flat?: When they eat a flatberry
How are you known for being flat?: -_-

Fouled April 13, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC

@GrapeSmoothie
Welcome to the gang!

@Aerosmith
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@NinjaBridge
Welcome to the gang!

@Heatless
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@pavilion99
Welcome to the gang!

@timaeusTestified
Welcome to the gang!

@Enflaming
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Heracr0ss
Welcome to the gang!

@Lavish
Welcome to the gang!

@RileGuy
Welcome to the gang!

@FrozenSolstice
Welcome to the gang!

@xXxRektM8xXx
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Jake41901
Welcome to the gang!

@Incarnated
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@ElectraXdroid
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Rapturous
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Juanoh
Welcome to the team!

@HitByADagger
Welcome to the team!

@Bmb
Apply

@Trexychan
Sorry, you have been denied :(

SavageAmericans April 13, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC

YOU DENIED YOUR APPRENTICE!??!? O.o

Notalgicular April 13, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC

How tough are ya?: Actually, I speak Flatish and "tough" translates into "Notal"
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: I find them flacination
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: EMAN YM SI LATON
How do you know when someones flat?: The flatting feeling
How are you known for being flat?: My nickname is "Pepsi that has had its lid open for 5 days in the hot sun." Im very flat 

Trexychan April 13, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC

@GrapeSmoothie
Welcome to the gang!

@Aerosmith
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@NinjaBridge
Welcome to the gang!

@Heatless
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@pavilion99
Welcome to the gang!

@timaeusTestified
Welcome to the gang!

@Enflaming
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Heracr0ss
Welcome to the gang!

@Lavish
Welcome to the gang!

@RileGuy
Welcome to the gang!

@FrozenSolstice
Welcome to the gang!

@xXxRektM8xXx
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Jake41901
Welcome to the gang!

@Incarnated
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@ElectraXdroid
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Rapturous
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Juanoh
Welcome to the team!

@HitByADagger
Welcome to the team!

@Bmb
Apply

@Trexychan
Sorry, you have been denied :(
Wow...

FLAT YOU MEN

HitByADagger April 13, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

Wow...

FLAT YOU MEN
karmaaaa

Trexychan April 13, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

wot lol

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

1v1 me. Final Destination. Fox Only. No Items.
Any time, any place. But it appears we've both been accepted... We are flat partners!

Rainstruck April 13, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

Any time, any place. But it appears we've both been accepted... We are flat partners!
We must eventually face off in flatness, but Professor oak whispers, "Riley, now is not the time to use it..."

ProfessorUtonium April 13, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

"Flat Gang Build team" :^)

Rainstruck April 13, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

"Flat Gang Build team" :^)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

Aerosmith April 13, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

How the hell do you deny you deny your own apprentice

Jake41901 April 13, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC

We must eventually face off in flatness, but Professor oak whispers, "Riley, now is not the time to use it..."
It appears another day... We will showdown!

scolton April 13, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC

How the hell do you deny you deny your own apprentice
I think that works in the same way as my band director booing his own band.  He didn't think they were doing well enough (well before my time in the band) and so he stood up and booed them.  His own band.

TheColdCrafter April 13, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC

BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS

Joltz_ April 13, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC


How tough are ya?: I sat through toy story 3 without crying (or atleast the first 10 minutes)
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They r flat
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: fluent eg. Youflat areflat flatflat (you are flat)
How do you know when someones flat?: When Nicki Minaj makes them cry
How are you known for being flat?: 
im flat 

 

Fouled April 14, 2015 at 12:04 AM UTC

@Notal
Welcome to the gang!

@Joltz_
Welcome to the gang!

pope_panda April 14, 2015 at 12:04 AM UTC

trash

alexanderjoe April 14, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I only cried for 2 hours after stubbing my toe not 3.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They build sexy maps.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: xarc is a flat nub.
How do you know when someones flat?: there name starts with xarc or sli.
How are you known for being flat?: xarc is my friend.

Rainstruck April 14, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

It appears another day... We will showdown!
My dragonite will rek your tiny pichu!

Pavlo April 14, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I knelt in some lego a while ago an survived,
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: The're very nice and flat. More importantly flat.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: "Sli flatly flattens flat maps to make them flatter."
How do you know when someones flat?: They look like or are sli
How are you known for being flat?:
 

hpux April 14, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I knelt in some lego a while ago an survived,
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: The're very nice and flat. More importantly flat.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: "Sli flatly flattens flat maps to make them flatter."
How do you know when someones flat?: They look like or are sli
How are you known for being flat?:
 
Vouch

pavlo flat master

SavageAmericans April 14, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I need not tell you
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: Like Sliflatt they're nice and flatt and that's the way I like it
How well do you speak Flatish(provide and example please)?: "How to flatt: be sliflatt just like I flattten tts"
How do you know when someones flat?: They act like Sliflatt or the abuse lettters like flattts
How are you known for being flat?: I'm so flatt I abuse tts! Also my name is Issac

Jake41901 April 14, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

My dragonite will rek your tiny pichu!
PICHU'S A FREAKIN ANIMAL LEAVE HIM ALONE

ProfessorUtonium April 14, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

yay! i'm flat now!

Atheyna April 14, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: like really tough pls
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: they are nise
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: im good at it. "talf ma, ils ma yeh"
How do you know when someones flat?: *cough* sli
How are you known for being flat?: tacos


Rainstruck April 14, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

PICHU'S A FREAKIN ANIMAL LEAVE HIM ALONE
At least Pikachu doesn't do damage to himself in smash bros like Pichu does.... xD

Precise_ April 14, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: Tough enough to bowspam OHHH
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: Not enough flat people
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?:Sli iz flat
How do you know when someones flat?: SLi, Some noob named para
How are you known for being flat?: Flat happned on the build server I know.

chaibrit1 April 14, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

hi

StewieFG April 14, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

hi
LOOOOL

Jake41901 April 14, 2015 at 10:04 AM UTC

At least Pikachu doesn't do damage to himself in smash bros like Pichu does.... xD
Pichu's a beast. Fear him. >:)

Rainstruck April 14, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

Pichu's a beast. Fear him. >:)
U wot m8? You wanna 1v1 kohi style on Pokemon Showdown?

Jake41901 April 14, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

U wot m8? You wanna 1v1 kohi style on Pokemon Showdown?
Ya m8 ill rek u skr00b!!!1!!11!1! Pichu will wiiiinnn!!!!

Rainstruck April 14, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

Ya m8 ill rek u skr00b!!!1!!11!1! Pichu will wiiiinnn!!!!
I will have my dragonite 360 no scope you with the move hurricane causing double damage and using iron defence to counteract your stupid pichu. So den did 1v1 will end with u rekt and bein a skrub and a noon !!!111!1!1!1!

lactify April 14, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

How tough are ya: I be tuffer than a flatty bae. 8/8 would r8 m8tie.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people: flats are flats, fats are fats. Ye get dur messagge.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: FLAT flat flaaaat flat flat flattttt flatty.
How do you know when someones flat: They will say Sli is luv and lyf in Flatish.
How are you known for being flat: Flat ppl love me cuz I'm flat. Simple. One simply is flat.

Jake41901 April 14, 2015 at 4:04 PM UTC

I will have my dragonite 360 no scope you with the move hurricane causing double damage and using iron defence to counteract your stupid pichu. So den did 1v1 will end with u rekt and bein a skrub and a noon !!!111!1!1!1!
only a sphere would spell "noob" like "noon"!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1! check your spelling in your last sentence!!1! skr00b!!1!1!1!! Ya lil sphere!!

Rainstruck April 14, 2015 at 4:04 PM UTC

only a sphere would spell "noob" like "noon"!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1! check your spelling in your last sentence!!1! skr00b!!1!1!1!! Ya lil sphere!!
You know what's a joke?!?!? Your stupid pichu!!! He's so flat he got smooshed by a Wailord and got flattened with Fury Swipes!
You nub!!1!1!1!1!1 No one likes numbers in their name anyways!n xD ya skrub

Jake41901 April 14, 2015 at 10:04 PM UTC

You know what's a joke?!?!? Your stupid pichu!!! He's so flat he got smooshed by a Wailord and got flattened with Fury Swipes!
You nub!!1!1!1!1!1 No one likes numbers in their name anyways!n xD ya skrub
At least I can spell my name right!!1!!1!1!!1!! You spell your name "Rile" when it's actually "Riley"!!1!1!1 and flat is a good thing!!1 so pichu being flat only proves that he kicks ass!!

Rainstruck April 14, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC

At least I can spell my name right!!1!!1!1!!1!! You spell your name "Rile" when it's actually "Riley"!!1!1!1 and flat is a good thing!!1 so pichu being flat only proves that he kicks ass!!
Um... Plot twist: I actually spell my name Riley and Rile... SO JOKES ON YOU YA SKRUB!!!!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1;1

Jake41901 April 15, 2015 at 12:04 AM UTC

Um... Plot twist: I actually spell my name Riley and Rile... SO JOKES ON YOU YA SKRUB!!!!!1!1!1!111!1!1!1;1
Plot twist: ur spherical

Fouled April 15, 2015 at 12:04 AM UTC

@alexanderjoe10
Welcome to the gang!

@Pavlo
Welcome to the gang!

@Grapedragonhwi
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@SkylarCalibrator
Welcome to the gang!

@UnknownQuestion_
Welcome to the gang!

@MarcuzFire
Sorry, you have been denied :(

SavageAmericans April 15, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

I'm too flatt for sliround

Rainstruck April 15, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

Plot twist: ur spherical
Plot Twist: You Aren't Flat

FrozenSolstice April 15, 2015 at 4:04 AM UTC

Plot Twist: You Aren't Flat
Plot twist:
This is now a manly fight.

Jake41901 April 15, 2015 at 5:04 PM UTC

Plot Twist: You Aren't Flat
Plot twist: You'll never be flat like meh :o

Rainstruck April 15, 2015 at 5:04 PM UTC

Plot twist: You'll never be flat like meh :o
Plot Twist: I copyrighted the word flat.

halfrest April 17, 2015 at 9:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: My tuffness level is over 9000

What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: The republic of flat is very successful in the paper industry. Paper is flat. Flat is good. Good is people. People is flat. Flat is love. Flat is life.

How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: My Flatish is as good as the flatness of the taste of the coke I left outside four years ago. Here's my example: "_____________" Please refrain from asking for autographs.

How do you know when someones flat?: You taste em' and then measure them with your clothes iron.

How are you known for being flat?: I am the embodiment of flat. All who go before me know my flat presence and will forever remember it. 

Tarulas April 17, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

Can I have a reason for denial? I'm more flat than you

Rainstruck April 17, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC

Plot twist: You'll never be flat like meh :o
Haha!!! No comeback means I win!!!! :]

Mango_ April 17, 2015 at 12:04 PM UTC

Is it time for a brand new logo?

Jake41901 April 17, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC

Haha!!! No comeback means I win!!!! :]
No comeback means I'm ending an argument that I had won before it even began!11!!!!!111!1!!

hpux April 17, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC

Is it time for a brand new logo?

That is so clever...

Nebbsy April 17, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC

How tough are YA?: I ate cereal this morning... WITHOUT ANY MILK!

Whats your current view on the flat people?: a lot of them used/ are staff

how well do you speak flatish?: flat

how do you know someone's flat: when they live with flat stanly



How are you known for being flat?; I shake People's POp. Makes it flat :>

Goodnighht April 17, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC

How tough are ya?: Still can't beat Polar. </3
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: They are flat.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: __________________
How do you know when someones flat?: Think of that map.
How are you known for being flat?: Still rage over dumb things (sometimes) xD

StickilasFanboy April 18, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC

How tough are ya?: I'm 16 and I'm LESS scared of Spiderman movies.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: Gross like you Sli <3
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: __________________
How do you know when someones flat?: Their tend to sound as follows: Slicorn, iMercury, xArcturus.
How are you known for being flat?: I created the inside joke B)

I never copied para

ProfessorUtonium April 18, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

Is it time for a brand new logo?

What happens when a person from the flat gang plays an instrument?

they are always flat

Rainstruck April 18, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

No comeback means I'm ending an argument that I had won before it even began!11!!!!!111!1!!
How is it an arguement when I'm the only one that is actually flat and talks about flat in the arguement?!?

Jake41901 April 19, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

How is it an arguement when I'm the only one that is actually flat and talks about flat in the arguement?!?
It wasn't an argument

i just win

Cytokinesis April 19, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: ya know the asteroid belt? It used to be a planet
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: I don't know the word....how about flat
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?:________-------______ aequalitas Sli ur flat
How do you know when someones flat?: when they name their map aequalitas thinking it means equality
How are you known for being flat?: Ego sum planae(use google translate flatties,hint: it's latin)








PS: Sli est aequalitas incarnatum

Ogrey April 19, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I'm 16 and I'm LESS scared of Spiderman movies.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: Gross like you Sli <3
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: __________________
How do you know when someones flat?: Their tend to sound as follows: Slicorn, iMercury, xArcturus.
How are you known for being flat?: I created the inside joke B)

I never copied para
Last time I checked, I wasn't Para.

Cytokinesis April 19, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

Last time I checked, I wasn't Para.
Wat dun ly Evo we know ur secret

lactify April 21, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

Denied?! Dammit, making new app IDC.

How tough are ya: tougher than iron man, the hulk, Thor, spooderman and brokenvacuum combined
What's your view on the current state of the flat people: one day, flat people will rool the world (gotta long way to go though)
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: here goes: oh brokenvacuum, you are so flat and broken. You need fixing. Get to the repair shop pls
How do you know when someones flat: They will be related to brokenvacuum in many ways: (facial expression, body movements, way they creepily look at people.
How are you known for being flat: I'm skinny in real life, does that count?

lactify April 21, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

Oh yah, this is for you broken:
http://imgur.com/OXGDio
<3

Porkyyy April 21, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: I eat bacon, that's pretty tough.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: Slic rules 'em all.
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: The flattest example is Sliflat xd.
How do you know when someones flat?: When they look very similar to Slic.
How are you known for being flat?: I chill with my homie Sliflatcorn.

Okiba May 16, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

How tough are ya?:I eat nails for breakfast. Without milk!1!11!11!!!
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?:FLAT POWER FLAT POWER!
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: sliflat is the flattest flat in flatland
How do you know when someones flat?:wen dey r sli
How are you known for being flat?:sli's flatnes rubed uf to meh :D

kycrafft May 16, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

Oh god no.

Okiba May 16, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

whoops! didn't see that bump ;-; sorry guys D:

Fouled May 16, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

@Caticol
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Kepii
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Micahb222000
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@GodsPingIsHere
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@Daemon_
Sorry, you have been denied :(

@MarcuzFire
Welcome to the gang!

@MLGPorky
Welcome to the gang!

@Retaliation
Sorry, you have been denied :(

Lol, might as well accept/deny the other apps xP

Okiba May 16, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

Can I apply again? :D

Okiba May 16, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

Not waiting... IDC

How tough are ya?:I drink water. With extra ice.
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?:I have a dream, that one day flat people will one day rule the world. If I get in today will be that day :S
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: how many flats can sli make flat if sli could flat 1.9037829billion people?
How do you know when someones flat?:wen dey r sli
How are you known for being flat?: well, I am like 90 pounds for a 14 year old :D and I am skinny IRL :D And I help preach the word of flattness :D

vladthegreat100 May 16, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

How tough are ya?: So tough! You don't even know it!!! I can jump up and down and spin around and even tap my belly! Eat a pig, jitter click and be flatter than New York City!!!
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?:

How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: 
Player: urflat
Me: uwotm8!?
Player: urflat
Me: nou
How do you know when someones flat?: They don't play Avicush
How are you known for being flat?: Am Slicorn!1!1!

Lakitue May 26, 2015 at 6:05 AM UTC

Im tooo coool for flat

GrantInPhoenix May 26, 2015 at 6:05 AM UTC

How tough are ya?: i got ran over by a motorcycle when i was 6 and only got out w/ a few cuts and scratches and sprained hip!
What's your view on the current state of the flat people?: Sli + Fat = God = eZ game, eZ life
How well do you speak Flatish (provide an example please)?: the flatter the better
How do you know when someones flat?: In Flat God Sli we trust
How are you known for being flat?: i spent 40 days and 40 nights only eating flat food

GrantInPhoenix May 26, 2015 at 6:05 AM UTC

R.I.P iTerraCubist (2014-2015) 
cause of death: dying of laughter