{Forum Game} If you could have one superpower
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SpicyTunaRoll9
August 24, 2014 at 2:08 PM UTC
what would it be? It can literally be anything. From "flying" to "having a clickspeed of 10000 per second." Ok, not literally anything. No -Have every superpower in the world. (unless you can actually list ALL of them) I'll start with mine. To seduce any lady with a blink of an eye <33
My superpower is: To change one thing in my life. I want to change that I said: I love you to a girl and then we broke up. From then we hated and bullied each other.... Bad times :/
To call forth upon the power of Shrek, our lord and our savior. The power of the almighty Shrek will give me the power to bend the will of those around me, cease kings from their thrones, Destroy landscapes made of titanium with my ultimate weapons of destruction, unravel the deepest secrets and fool death on every turn. Muhhahaahaha, you will all one day worship me, the right hand of Shrek, and of course Shrek too, that is. But before that, i will be tending to Shrek, for he is weak, but every passing moment he is getting stronger! (Btw, this is a joke, i hope i didn't scare anyone)... (or was it a joke? >:)...)
so idk who said this but someone on the internet thought up the power to control probability which is really smart. imagine what you could do.. you'd be practically omnipotent. chance that im gonna wake up with x superpower tomorrow? 0 percent? make that 100 percent. etc.. i can't take credit for this, idk who thought of it but it's awesome
i want to have the power for change my look some people told me no one should love me because my look. I deal with it :/ But ok ye change my look will be awusome
Hmm... the ability to be invisible and walk through walls and stuff. It would basically cover all these other powers... want to fly? Steal a plane. TPing to monuments (which I want to do so bad)? Just walk straight through everybody. You could do so much with it. Though I might have to kill @Lyyris first... I want to be special x_x Oh and I should also get teleportation, it kinda comes with being an enderman right? Enderman fo LIFE
I want the ability to materialize anything anytime... So if i wanted to game and i was on the train i can materialize a gaming setup :3 And To stop time so if people get annoyed with me gaming on a train i can just make everything in the vacinity stop :3
To call forth upon the power of Shrek, our lord and our savior. The power of the almighty Shrek will give me the power to bend the will of those around me, cease kings from their thrones, Destroy landscapes made of titanium with my ultimate weapons of destruction, unravel the deepest secrets and fool death on every turn. Muhhahaahaha, you will all one day worship me, the right hand of Shrek, and of course Shrek too, that is. But before that, i will be tending to Shrek, for he is weak, but every passing moment he is getting stronger! (Btw, this is a joke, i hope i didn't scare anyone)... (or was it a joke? >:)...)
Don't be a fool! Gru is love, Gru is love! Shrek doesn't exist. Gru died on the cross to save us from our sins. Gru will come again at the end of time to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end. In the beggining of time, Gru said "Let there be light" and there was. Praise Gru!
Either teleportation or flying. Teleportation so I would never have to go to school, or I can easily get stuff I want by teleporting it to me. Flying because it'd be cool to just soar next to the clouds.
The power to manipulate probability >:) Example: What's the chance I can get all of these monuments without anyone noticing me? 100% What's the chance someone will drop a suit case full of money that is worth 1 Million dollars? 100% OR...What is the chance someone will spill nuclear waste on me and grant me the power of time freezing? 100%
I have the knowledge of superpowers, for I know the many faults of many superpowers. You can too, on the internet.
What I want is a more underrated superpower. Something like the power to boost/override the basic human capabilities, like expanding my thought of vision for a little, better stamina, better speed, stuff like that.
The power to have all powers. If not, the power to have a genie to have 3 wishes, and I wish to make it so I can have the superpower to have all powers, then use another wish to have every power. If not, have the power to grant my own wishes, if not, have a superpower to mimic the superpower of any other superhero.
Don't be a fool! Gru is love, Gru is love! Shrek doesn't exist. Gru died on the cross to save us from our sins. Gru will come again at the end of time to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end. In the beggining of time, Gru said "Let there be light" and there was. Praise Gru!
Too bad Shrekism is already recruiting members, i have already gotten a volunteer to be Shrek's left hand. Soon, everyone will turn to Shrekism. Now i only need more people to turn to Shrekism and now it is easier that i've gotten Shrek's left hand. Every member joining our religion makes Shrek pleased and happy. And after you die, you will be punished for not accepting Shrek as our lord and our savior. You will be anally raped by Shrek for all eternity if you do not accept Shrek into your heart. But if you do accept Shrek into your heart, after you die, you will access Shrek's might kingdom, THE Swamp, and you will be in Shrek's bliss for all eternity. Also, if you have accepted Shrek into your heart, you will be told by Shrek (after you die) how the universe truly came to be. Choose wisely. Oh and the "Gru" is total bs. Yeah, totally. Even tho i don't even know anything about it. #ReligionLogic
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