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story by MADGQ December 30, 2014 at 10:12 PM UTC

be borned

an erly date on tuesday and me pa and ma made a baby somehow. but den 9months later i was poopd out of me mom. it was probably vry cold and stufs but it an hurt me and probably my mom somewhat. but den it i did not remember but i soon was rly born with a brain.

late years

i was 3 years old when i remembr my first memory i remember seeing MLGtino in my bathroom thats about it. later in the same years i lrn how to do many good things like mlg no scopes and beginner gorilla warfare. soon i was a mlg pro no/quick scoper and my gorilla warfare was very advanced for my age.

later years

when i was 4 i went to school. it was not ver y fun cus when othr kids calld me fat i would just beat them up using gorilla warfare den the skids would ask to 1v1 me and i'd always rek them just using quick scopes, i gus lerning paid off! durin my schol years i lern many stupid things like math and how to ride a bike

even later years

when i was 5 i just learn what a computer was it was amazing11. after spending ten million hours on youtube and redtube mayb i learn many good things like how to hak the goverment. i gus it was sorta fun as 5 year old i made millions od dollars and became the most wanted computer mlg hacker.

even even later years

now life was starting to get bornin here in the country so i trid to spice it up a bunch by become the words first 6 year old to become an pope if i became a holy man1 aftr being hold i tried some other things like buddism, i guss it was fun?. but i actually got into minecraft at around this time and i bought my first account MAGQG, i playd on server like oc.tc,mineplex,pixel is high, and avicus, (i ddosed the first 3 btw) then after that i movd onto CS:go fun game, but then i completely mastered it and won millions after tournaments and stuffs.

adult hood

when i became an adult, 11 years old I knew i had to get a job. it would be hard i tried so many jobs and stuff. i became a police man, i becam  a helicopter driver, and a mlg call of duty player. none of them became fun so then i started to write educational books and adult books for my friends, ater that i lern how to program somehow and it became very funa nd godo so wuith my programmig skins + haking skins i learn how to take over the world with a single click andit was fun so ya 

Later adult hood

when i became 16 i was an og

MADGQ December 30, 2014 at 10:12 PM UTC

now iam here

MLGtino December 30, 2014 at 10:12 PM UTC

Nice.

D00ZiE December 30, 2014 at 10:12 PM UTC

Deep. I rate it O/G.

ballzi December 30, 2014 at 10:12 PM UTC

Nice.
Tino what were you doing in there? Esdeath you should be with tatsumi not in A BATHROOM,.

MLGtino December 30, 2014 at 11:12 PM UTC

Tino what were you doing in there? Esdeath you should be with tatsumi not in A BATHROOM,.
I thought he was Tatsumi.
Illuminati confirmed?

ballzi December 30, 2014 at 11:12 PM UTC

I thought he was Tatsumi.
Illuminati confirmed?
Naw I think we need shrek to confirm this? Call chelsea to dress up?

Porkyyy December 30, 2014 at 11:12 PM UTC

What was the point of this topic?
It's spammy and not related to Avicus. Also, you should have at least posted this in the "Off-Topic" category.

ballzi December 30, 2014 at 11:12 PM UTC

What was the point of this topic?
It's spammy and not related to Avicus. Also, you should have at least posted this in the "Off-Topic" category.
loominati?

Princezz_Dubstep December 30, 2014 at 11:12 PM UTC

Please don't create Spam topics. 

Locking.