How ALM Captured Christmas by profbananaslug December 24, 2017 at 12:12 AM UTC

Hey guys, a lot of you have been wondering how ALM actually captured Christmas, so I just thought I'd let you know. ALM captured Christmas by ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

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████████████████████. Anyways, if you were wondering, the man in the donkey costume was alright in the end, although his

ass did hurt a little.

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ViceTechnicolour December 24, 2017 at 12:12 AM UTC

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twopump December 24, 2017 at 1:12 AM UTC

Cool story bro

Hivu December 24, 2017 at 1:12 PM UTC

what was the name of the man in the donkey costume?