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My confession. by profbananaslug January 21, 2018 at 9:01 PM UTC

Hello Avicanucks,

Now that we are at the figurative eve of Avicus' long-prophesied death, I have something important to confess to you all: I have only been pretending to be retarded this entire time. Yes, that is correct. I tricked you. You have been deceived. It was all a ruse. I have never been mentally retarded, nor do I plan on being so barring any sort of unfortunate accident. You may be wondering at this point, why did I do all of this? What was my grand design, my end goal with such an insidious plan? I did it because it was funny to me. Haha.

This is also an AMA. To answer your question, roll a six-sided dice and consult the table below:

1 - You're a homo-sexual.
2 - It was the International Jewish Conspiracy (IJC).
3 - Go directly to jail.
4 - Yes, many times in fact. Not all in a row though, that would be crazy.
5 - Hell no
6 - See 5, but with an extra "hell" in front.
7 - I said a six-sided dice, dumbass. Why do you even have a dice with more than six sides, you fucking nerd.

Mench January 21, 2018 at 10:01 PM UTC

mice neme

GITHANOS3 January 21, 2018 at 11:01 PM UTC

umm ok?

Clickn January 22, 2018 at 1:01 AM UTC

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Also, were you the H̵̨̞̫̹̺̳̪̭̠͋̓̈́́̉͢͠i̷̦̜̰̟̤͙̭͋̇͂̾͐͜͞͠ͅǧ̡̫̟̥̤̲̮̫̩̋̋̓̋̓͠͝͠h̸̡͇̰͙͉̞̙͓̯̓͆̊͐̽́̚ A̵̧̛͚̻͙͍̰̻̜̝̔͛̉̉̐ͅş̺͙̦̤͇̲̰͑̂̄̋̏̑͒͜͜͡͡c̷͇̭͓̜̼̾͌̆̎͗̓̋͝ͅę̵̳̞͔̞̻͈͇̆̅̅͋͆͒̃̽̓̏͟ͅn̸͚̻͍̝̜̒͛̊̂̌̓̿̄͟͞d̪͎̩̫̤̬̂̐͒͑͒ả̬̩͎̗̖̬̰̙̀̔̐̈͟͝ͅn̡̮̱̟̩̼̎̂̀͋͐͘͠ţ̷͙̲͖̼͖͇͕̈͋̍̅͒͢͞͝ͅ??

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EDJM9 January 23, 2018 at 12:01 AM UTC

Did you have sexual affairs with that woman?