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octagod ama by LuvSomi December 29, 2014 at 4:12 PM UTC

hi, I can't find my screwdriver so I want to do an ama

lol

ask anything if you're cool pvp

kycrafft December 29, 2014 at 4:12 PM UTC

HOW MANY LETHAL DISEASES DO YOU CARRY??? 

LuvSomi December 29, 2014 at 4:12 PM UTC

HOW MANY LETHAL DISEASES DO YOU CARRY??? 
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Cryomancies December 29, 2014 at 5:12 PM UTC

Are you a beanerboe?

LuvSomi December 29, 2014 at 6:12 PM UTC

Are you a beanerboe?
yes

pope_panda December 29, 2014 at 6:12 PM UTC

whats ur favorite meme


StewieFG December 29, 2014 at 6:12 PM UTC

whats ur favorite meme

u

LuvSomi December 29, 2014 at 7:12 PM UTC

whats ur favorite meme

the "because they crave that mineral" meme is pretty good

BoldAndBrash December 29, 2014 at 8:12 PM UTC

Are you an alt?

Ketchup or dogs?

dog on ketchup?

eet at chum bukit?

Are you applying for mod?

LuvSomi December 29, 2014 at 8:12 PM UTC

Are you an alt?

Ketchup or dogs?

dog on ketchup?

eet at chum bukit?

Are you applying for mod?
no

ketchup

no, i want cats on my ketchup

yes, i support plankton

no

leMaCderp December 30, 2014 at 1:12 AM UTC

i  w a n n a  f u c k  y o u  i n  t h e  a s s

LuvSomi December 30, 2014 at 1:12 AM UTC

i  w a n n a  f u c k  y o u  i n  t h e  a s s
d o  i t  l i k e  s h r e k

Kels December 30, 2014 at 1:12 AM UTC

trash

MLGtino December 30, 2014 at 1:12 AM UTC

Sex before marriage?

kycrafft December 30, 2014 at 1:12 AM UTC

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

PieZ December 30, 2014 at 2:12 AM UTC

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Over used

kycrafft December 30, 2014 at 2:12 AM UTC

Over used

LuvSomi December 30, 2014 at 1:12 PM UTC

trash
console peasant be gone!!!!!

LuvSomi December 30, 2014 at 2:12 PM UTC

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

LuvSomi December 30, 2014 at 2:12 PM UTC

Sex before marriage?

killerbye22 December 30, 2014 at 2:12 PM UTC

Omg cartman!!

Nvm I thought it was this guy



MADGQ December 30, 2014 at 10:12 PM UTC

oc.org.tc?

MLGtino December 30, 2014 at 10:12 PM UTC

I agree.

kycrafft December 30, 2014 at 10:12 PM UTC

oc.org.tc?
oc.god.tc

get it rite