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youtube by ed879 October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

i have YouTube i need comments and subcribers plz!  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRLlW6NOOvdthTI_9d6CGVw thank you  

Porkyyy October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

Your latest video was made 3 months ago. If you actually want more subscribers you should probably consider making some more videos.

Notalgicular October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

Please refrain from doing post in all large font. And also only link media which is avicus related.

ed879 October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

oh yea i forgot to menchon what camra thingy should i use

_Phyre October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

Okay... in one of your videos you said u were 9.

1) Get a good PC [Bad framerate]
2) Good Editing software
3) Commentary
4) More videos
5) Profile picture
6) Channel art
7) Boom, Youtube success...

ed879 October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

yea ur right i agree

Notalgicular October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

Just wondering, what country do you come from?

ed879 October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

career

Notalgicular October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

career
ehh?

ed879 October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

burger land

Notalgicular October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

burger land
America?

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

I'm sorry to say this but nobody from Avicus will become successful on youtube ... The most "successful" from Avicus has 2 000? subscribers, if you call that successful, I will laugh out loud irl.

ed879 October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

poland

Shoto_ October 4, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

I'm sorry to say this but nobody from Avicus will become successful on youtube ... The most "successful" from Avicus has 2 000? subscribers, if you call that successful, I will laugh out loud irl.
I disagree.
Sure, if you ONLY do Avicus videos,you won't hit gold, only 15-ish subs. Maybe more if you play/record different servers and games.

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

I disagree.
Sure, if you ONLY do Avicus videos,you won't hit gold, only 15-ish subs. Maybe more if you play/record different servers and games.
It's the issue with most of you players on Avicus, you can't become successful on Youtube by posting a video once in a week where you pvp someone and think "Oh let's celebrate my 25 subscribers!". In order to at least become something on Youtube, you must be different, that's your flaw, I understand if 10 - 15 people will watch you pvp other "well-known" Avicus players, but you will not be near success if you honestly think you will become something when there's thousands and thousands of others posting the same video as you. If you still think you will become something by doing this, you clearly need to open your eyes for once.

_Phyre October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

It's the issue with most of you players on Avicus, you can't become successful on Youtube by posting a video once in a week where you pvp someone and think "Oh let's celebrate my 25 subscribers!". In order to at least become something on Youtube, you must be different, that's your flaw, I understand if 10 - 15 people will watch you pvp other "well-known" Avicus players, but you will not be near success if you honestly think you will become something when there's thousands and thousands of others posting the same video as you. If you still think you will become something by doing this, you clearly need to open your eyes for once.
1st. I confirmed your my hater on my videos.

2nd. I do not do youtube to get "famous". Youtube is a hobby, not a job. And it shouldnt be a job. And I love posting avicus videos, you cant force anyone to post other videos

3rd. Who cares? ASAP Science and others post like 1 per month, same thing with MC or something, just takes time. If you really think its that easy, try it for yourself. I work my a$$ of to create even one video, I try about 5 times and it takes me about 3-6 hours to do it. 

Overall everyone should choose what to do on youtube, Ik a guy (My friend) who has a youtube channel, he has 4k subs and it took him about 3 years to get there. S3M3L Why dont you rethink that.

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

1st. I confirmed your my hater on my videos.

2nd. I do not do youtube to get "famous". Youtube is a hobby, not a job. And it shouldnt be a job. And I love posting avicus videos, you cant force anyone to post other videos

3rd. Who cares? ASAP Science and others post like 1 per month, same thing with MC or something, just takes time. If you really think its that easy, try it for yourself. I work my a$$ of to create even one video, I try about 5 times and it takes me about 3-6 hours to do it. 

Overall everyone should choose what to do on youtube, Ik a guy (My friend) who has a youtube channel, he has 4k subs and it took him about 3 years to get there. S3M3L Why dont you rethink that.
1. Why do you think I am a "hater" when I've never even seen you on youtube or a single one of your videos?
2. I'm just being honest about the real issue with minecraft, youtube and avicus. I'm not forcing anyone to upload anything but avicus, minecraft, pranks or anything else. I'm saying you need to be different in order to become something. You can't spam the forums with every new video you make and think you will become pewdiepie. It's just stupid.
3. I "did" youtube myself a while ago, I quit when I was over the 10 million views-mark so I know it's rough and I know it takes time, yet again I'm telling you the real issue, if you don't accept it, I can't change your mind.

_Phyre October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

1. Why do you think I am a "hater" when I've never even seen you on youtube or a single one of your videos?
2. I'm just being honest about the real issue with minecraft, youtube and avicus. I'm not forcing anyone to upload anything but avicus, minecraft, pranks or anything else. I'm saying you need to be different in order to become something. You can't spam the forums with every new video you make and think you will become pewdiepie. It's just stupid.
3. I "did" youtube myself a while ago, I quit when I was over the 10 million views-mark so I know it's rough and I know it takes time, yet again I'm telling you the real issue, if you don't accept it, I can't change your mind.
... Oh welp i couldnt understand you the first time xD

Den i totally agree :P

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

1. Why do you think I am a "hater" when I've never even seen you on youtube or a single one of your videos?
2. I'm just being honest about the real issue with minecraft, youtube and avicus. I'm not forcing anyone to upload anything but avicus, minecraft, pranks or anything else. I'm saying you need to be different in order to become something. You can't spam the forums with every new video you make and think you will become pewdiepie. It's just stupid.
3. I "did" youtube myself a while ago, I quit when I was over the 10 million views-mark so I know it's rough and I know it takes time, yet again I'm telling you the real issue, if you don't accept it, I can't change your mind.
What was your channel name?

Shoto_ October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

It's the issue with most of you players on Avicus, you can't become successful on Youtube by posting a video once in a week where you pvp someone and think "Oh let's celebrate my 25 subscribers!". In order to at least become something on Youtube, you must be different, that's your flaw, I understand if 10 - 15 people will watch you pvp other "well-known" Avicus players, but you will not be near success if you honestly think you will become something when there's thousands and thousands of others posting the same video as you. If you still think you will become something by doing this, you clearly need to open your eyes for once.
That's true, but we all have to remember that Minecraft has videos on pretty much anything. I agree that everyone MUST be creative. I'd say more than 1 million subscribers is success, 1k is good, 2k is better, but definitely not success.
Since there's not much to be produced that's "creative" YouTubers must be comedic, or even make their videos different with challenges and stuff.

garsdef October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

BIG SUB!!!!!!!!

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

What was your channel name?
I'm sorry but if I say it, I will blow your mind, I was "well-known" on youtube before I quit and I'm sure plenty of you actually watched me. It's why I can't tell you guys, I can only tell you that you need to be different in order to become something. (You won't find me by googling S3M3L, my youtube account had another name and did not start with S.)

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

I'm sorry but if I say it, I will blow your mind, I was "well-known" on youtube before I quit and I'm sure plenty of you actually watched me. It's why I can't tell you guys, I can only tell you that you need to be different in order to become something. (You won't find me by googling S3M3L, my youtube account had another name and did not start with S.)
Why can't you say it?

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

BIG SUB!!!!!!!!
ED FOR OWNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

garsdef October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

I'm sorry but if I say it, I will blow your mind, I was "well-known" on youtube before I quit and I'm sure plenty of you actually watched me. It's why I can't tell you guys, I can only tell you that you need to be different in order to become something. (You won't find me by googling S3M3L, my youtube account had another name and did not start with S.)
just tell us

steven5703 October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

I'm sorry to say this but nobody from Avicus will become successful on youtube ... The most "successful" from Avicus has 2 000? subscribers, if you call that successful, I will laugh out loud irl.
20,000*

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

20,000*
+1

steven5703 October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

I'm sorry but if I say it, I will blow your mind, I was "well-known" on youtube before I quit and I'm sure plenty of you actually watched me. It's why I can't tell you guys, I can only tell you that you need to be different in order to become something. (You won't find me by googling S3M3L, my youtube account had another name and did not start with S.)
bajan canadian?!??!

I like being mind blown, just tell us if you're really that "popular"

EDIT: Please tell me no one saw that typo

_Phyre October 4, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

bajan canadian?!??!

I like being mind blown, just tell us if you're really that "popular"

EDIT: Please tell me no one saw that typo
pooular? :P

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

bajan canadian?!??!

I like being mind blown, just tell us if you're really that "popular"

EDIT: Please tell me no one saw that typo
Who has 20,000 subscribers?

I lol'd irl at bajan xD I am not him, I'm from Sweden, not Canada. As I said I can't tell you guys, there's a reason why I left it behind.

Now, this topic isn't about me, it's about ed879.

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Who has 20,000 subscribers?

I lol'd irl at bajan xD I am not him, I'm from Sweden, not Canada. As I said I can't tell you guys, there's a reason why I left it behind.

Now, this topic isn't about me, it's about ed879.
ur a liar

steven5703 October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Who has 20,000 subscribers?

I lol'd irl at bajan xD I am not him, I'm from Sweden, not Canada. As I said I can't tell you guys, there's a reason why I left it behind.

Now, this topic isn't about me, it's about ed879.
xMinkks, although he's moved on from minecraft and deleted his videos.

And yeah, you don't have a "popular" channel that we "probably watched" before.

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

xMinkks, although he's moved on from minecraft and deleted his videos.

And yeah, you don't have a "popular" channel that we "probably watched" before.
I did have a channel, my channel and IGN started with a P. Now figure it out yourself, I have no reason whatsoever to lie or make it up, I even talked about my channel a couple of weeks ago on Avicus :)

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

I did have a channel, my channel and IGN started with a P. Now figure it out yourself, I have no reason whatsoever to lie or make it up, I even talked about my channel a couple of weeks ago on Avicus :)
How much subscribers did you have?

smitdalt October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

I did have a channel, my channel and IGN started with a P. Now figure it out yourself, I have no reason whatsoever to lie or make it up, I even talked about my channel a couple of weeks ago on Avicus :)
You're swedish and you name started with a p.... 
PEWDIEPIE ITS U?!1?1

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

You're swedish and you name started with a p.... 
PEWDIEPIE ITS U?!1?1
Craft_Sem, I had over half a million and over 10 - 15 million views.

Lol smitdalt xD I'm not pewdiepie. He's waaaay over my league.

I don't have to prove anything, for those who don't believe me, this is one of my paypal accounts.

http://i.imgur.com/FghKq4d.png
http://i.imgur.com/jQFLUV0.png

steven5703 October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Craft_Sem, I had over half a million and over 10 - 15 million views.

Lol smitdalt xD I'm not pewdiepie. He's waaaay over my league.

I don't have to prove anything, for those who don't believe me, this is one of my paypal accounts.

http://i.imgur.com/FghKq4d.png
http://i.imgur.com/jQFLUV0.png
I want to see your channel. No one here said anything about paypal.

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

I want to see your channel. No one here said anything about paypal.
If you wasn't aware of the fact, you actually do earn money on youtube. My paypal shows exactly which year I "did" youtube and where the income came from.

MLGtino October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

If you wasn't aware of the fact, you actually do earn money on youtube. My paypal shows exactly which year I "did" youtube and where the income came from.

resepignev October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

I also had a Minecarft youtube channel with more than 50 millions subs... But I don't talk about this, it's gone. I left it behind me. I quit after I got 100k million views, it was boring....

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Sorry, but as I said I will not tell you the name. If you still don't believe me, here's the gmail :) I don't mind showing you all the 900+ pages of subscribers if you still don't believe me.

http://i.imgur.com/tbx0llS.png
http://i.imgur.com/GIkDAhO.png
http://i.imgur.com/etNYfu2.png

steven5703 October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

I also had a Minecarft youtube channel with more than 50 millions subs... But I don't talk about this, it's gone. I left it behind me. I quit after I got 100k million views, it was boring....
Thank god that was sarcasm.

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

I also had a Minecarft youtube channel with more than 50 millions subs... But I don't talk about this, it's gone. I left it behind me. I quit after I got 100k million views, it was boring....
Oh, don't you remember we did a collab once? xD

garsdef October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Sorry, but as I said I will not tell you the name. If you still don't believe me, here's the gmail :) I don't mind showing you all the 900+ pages of subscribers if you still don't believe me.

http://i.imgur.com/tbx0llS.png
http://i.imgur.com/GIkDAhO.png
http://i.imgur.com/etNYfu2.png
prenumerera?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddjv8hU57L0
jajajajajaajajajaja
edit: i dont sweden

smitdalt October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Sorry, but as I said I will not tell you the name. If you still don't believe me, here's the gmail :) I don't mind showing you all the 900+ pages of subscribers if you still don't believe me.

http://i.imgur.com/tbx0llS.png
http://i.imgur.com/GIkDAhO.png
http://i.imgur.com/etNYfu2.png
Why are you showing
us all this "proof," but yet you "don't want to talk about it" or whatever. You are trying to get us to believe you so why dont you just show us the channel?!

MLGtino October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Sorry, but as I said I will not tell you the name. If you still don't believe me, here's the gmail :) I don't mind showing you all the 900+ pages of subscribers if you still don't believe me.

http://i.imgur.com/tbx0llS.png
http://i.imgur.com/GIkDAhO.png
http://i.imgur.com/etNYfu2.png
You're blatantly avoiding the question.

_Phyre October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Sorry, but as I said I will not tell you the name. If you still don't believe me, here's the gmail :) I don't mind showing you all the 900+ pages of subscribers if you still don't believe me.

http://i.imgur.com/tbx0llS.png
http://i.imgur.com/GIkDAhO.png
http://i.imgur.com/etNYfu2.png
Dat 32 bit pc doe :P

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

prenumerera?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddjv8hU57L0
jajajajajaajajajaja
edit: i dont sweden
Prenumerera means subscribe in swedish :)

resepignev October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Thank god that was sarcasm.
nuuuu I had 50 million srubscribers and 100k videos. trust me... :D

resepignev October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Oh, don't you remember we did a collab once? xD
I dun't do colabs, I'm tuu awesume fur yu! xD

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Why are you showing
us all this "proof," but yet you "don't want to talk about it" or whatever. You are trying to get us to believe you so why dont you just show us the channel?!
I enjoy the fact that some people think I lie or make it up when there's proof I actually had a channel doing really well, if you would read a couple of pages back I left my channel behind me and quit youtube, it means the channel is removed as well. I also said this topic is about ed879, still you guys keep talking about me. If you don't believe me then you don't, I can't change your mind, as well as I can't change the fact that I can't give out my name, as easy as that.

garsdef October 4, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

why are you avoiding the question?

_Phyre October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Requesting Lockdown!

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

why are you avoiding the question?
I've answered the question like four times now, are you seriously that stupid?

DaGoldBrick October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

I've answered the question like four times now, are you seriously that stupid?
why are you avoiding the question?

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

I've answered the question like four times now, are you seriously that stupid?
why are you avoiding the question?

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

why are you avoiding the question?
Lol xD My baby boy! How I've missed you!

I answered the question already. See ...
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95615
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95628
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95640
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95679

So ... How many times do I have to say I will not give out the name because there's a reason I left youtube behind. If you don't understand it after it's been told over 3 - 4 times something clearly wrong in your head.

DaGoldBrick October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Lol xD My baby boy! How I've missed you!

I answered the question already. See ...
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95615
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95628
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95640
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95679

So ... How many times do I have to say I will not give out the name because there's a reason I left youtube behind. If you don't understand it after it's been told over 3 - 4 times something clearly wrong in your head.
Lol xD,

why are you avoiding the question? Lol xD Lol xD Lol xD Lol xD Lol xD?!?!?!

MLGtino October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Lol xD My baby boy! How I've missed you!

I answered the question already. See ...
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95615
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95628
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95640
http://avicus.net/forums/e5490c8bb?reply=95679

So ... How many times do I have to say I will not give out the name because there's a reason I left youtube behind. If you don't understand it after it's been told over 3 - 4 times something clearly wrong in your head.
You're totally blind to what a minor lie and some serious insults can lead you into.

garsdef October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

I've answered the question like four times now, are you seriously that stupid?
is it because no one liked you that you shut it down?

i wouldnt be too surprised :o

MLGtino October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

is it because no one liked you that you shut it down?

i wouldnt be too surprised :o
gotem

DaGoldBrick October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

is it because no one liked you that you shut it down?

i wouldnt be too surprised :o
Here's probably what his reply will look like:

Lol xD, I'm so stupid that I can't see your attempts to troll me. Lol xD Lol xD Lol xD

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Lol xD,

why are you avoiding the question? Lol xD Lol xD Lol xD Lol xD Lol xD?!?!?!

DaGoldBrick October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Lol xD

BmB October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

I think we should leave semel alone as he is clearly looking for attention. Yes its obvious he doesn't have the channel so why keep pushing. Also semel you think that everyone here is 3 years old with special needs? You can't make such huge bullsh!t up and seriously think you can convince us. Either give proper proof of the channel by giving us the name, admit you are lying or f*ck off. I think everything that needs to be said has been now have a great day.

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

yes

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

is it because no one liked you that you shut it down?

i wouldnt be too surprised :o
How did you know?! No, actually you are wrong, nobody hated me, it was between me and youtube/google.

garsdef October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

How did you know?! No, actually you are wrong, nobody hated me, it was between me and youtube/google.
so youtube/google hated you!11!!!!1

BmB October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

How did you know?! No, actually you are wrong, nobody hated me, it was between me and youtube/google.
Oh yeah sorry i forgot you sold youtube to google, and that your dad is bill gates. Are you secrety IvyCode?

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

I think we should leave semel alone as he is clearly looking for attention. Yes its obvious he doesn't have the channel so why keep pushing. Also semel you think that everyone here is 3 years old with special needs? You can't make such huge bullsh!t up and seriously think you can convince us. Either give proper proof of the channel by giving us the name, admit you are lying or f*ck off. I think everything that needs to be said has been now have a great day.
I don't look for attention and I never did, I wrote about how you need to be different in order to become something in the youtube-world, then I was attacked by stupidity and people going full-retard. I said a couple of times, it's behind me and this topic is about ed, still you guys write to me and expect me not to answer? Lol xD I also said you don't have to believe me, I do think my paypal and gmail connected to the channel is proof enough, if you don't believe me it's your decision, I don't really mind. I just keep laughing about how this escalated over nothing, just because I did good on youtube and gave some suggestions on how to become something.

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Oh yeah sorry i forgot you sold youtube to google, and that your dad is bill gates. Are you secrety IvyCode?
Mark Zuckerberg is also my brother, we created Facebook together but I let him get all the fame as I have enough fame being Bill Gates.

No, I had a chat with youtube/google as they didn't like some of the videos I posted. We talked a both on mail and phone and it escalated from thereon, so I choose to remove my channel. It has nothing to do with hate, bill gates, ivycode, zuckerberg or even facebook.

_Phyre October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Who needs comedy?! This is some a$$ funny stuff xD

but really you went off topic
Requesting Lockdown!

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Who needs comedy?! This is some a$$ funny stuff xD

but really you went off topic
Requesting Lockdown!
When I was little I wanted to become a stand-up comedian, thank you guys for letting me feel nostalgic again.

BmB October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

When I was little I wanted to become a stand-up comedian, thank you guys for letting me feel nostalgic again.
u wud maek a gr8 comedian ppl can have a giggle at u 111!!!one!!!11

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little b***h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s**t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s**t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king dead, kiddo.


You should become a stand-up comedian, this has to be the funniest thing I've read this year. xD

BmB October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little b***h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s**t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s**t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king dead, kiddo.
This lad has a very specific skill set gained by years of extensive training, he will find you and he will kill you. p.s nice diamond, m0 pay 4 that 2? !!111eleven!!!11!!

_Phyre October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little b***h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s**t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s**t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king dead, kiddo.
Drown in fury sh*t? Nice death! :D

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC



You should become a stand-up comedian, this has to be the funniest thing I've read this year. xD
stop using mr.banana man

noob

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

I like how you copy-pasted it though, DaGoldBrick xD

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

BoldAndBrash October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

I have had a revelation i think he suffers from severe autism as he seems to take things literally and does not recognize the social habit known as a joke.
Don't joke with autism.

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

I have had a revelation i think he suffers from severe autism as he seems to take things literally and does not recognize the social habit known as a joke.
bmbrocks321, why didn't you write it from your main account? xD You're such a joke my friend.

steven5703 October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

bmbrocks321, why didn't you write it from your main account? xD You're such a joke my friend.
Your youtube channel is a joke 8^)

BoldAndBrash October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Sooooo...Hey Ed, refer to what vs said on the first page : )

ignore red the flamers.....

gavinzachluke October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

bmbrocks321, why didn't you write it from your main account? xD You're such a joke my friend.
1. Cuz swag 2. Read back through the post and see who is really the joke 3. Don't call me your friend, im not. 4. Sumbudday git me sum popcorn this is hot stuff.

S3M3L October 4, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

1. Cuz swag 2. Read back through the post and see who is really the joke 3. Don't call me your friend, im not. 4. Sumbudday git me sum popcorn this is hot stuff.
*cough* You're a coward, MY FRIEND. *cough*

MLGtino October 4, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

*cough* You're a coward, MY FRIEND. *cough*
Says the person who is too scared to admit his lies to the world q:^)

_Phyre October 4, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

Where are the fkcing mods... there is a flame war!! omfg

MLGtino October 4, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

Where are the fkcing mods... there is a flame war!! omfg
no flame no game

smitdalt October 4, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

no flame no game
No flame no...... Tame
shrekt

RCMP_Mountie October 4, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

Please refrain from going off topic, otherwise this thread will be locked.

MLGtino October 4, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

Please refrain from going off topic, otherwise this thread will be locked.
lmao

DaGoldBrick October 4, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

I like how you copy-pasted it though, DaGoldBrick xD

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta
Lol xD Looks like you know your meme xD xD xD

ViceTechnicolour October 4, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

Please refrain from going off topic, otherwise this thread will be locked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmhwOS11ciM

This thread has derailed. I'm locking it.