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Riddels by Tarulas July 14, 2014 at 12:07 AM UTC

So here in dis fourm topic you post riddles and others try to solve them here are a few

1. In Toronto, Ontario why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?

2. A tree grows for 10 years and reaches its maximum height  each year it doubles its height. When will it be half its height?

3. If you have 3 apples and take away 2 how many do u have?



Soooo please post ur riddles

ParthDarthVader July 14, 2014 at 12:07 AM UTC

1. Don't know
2. 10 years
3. 3 apples

Tarulas July 14, 2014 at 12:07 AM UTC

1. Don't know
2. 10 years
3. 3 apples
1. no
2. no 
3. yus

Zieno12345 July 14, 2014 at 1:07 AM UTC

2) 9 years

Tarulas July 14, 2014 at 1:07 AM UTC

2) 9 years
2) :D yus

goldenwalrus909 July 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

2) :D yus
Wut

Eklip_Z July 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

I have a couple...

1. A man was pushed out of an airplane, without a parachute. How was he able to survive?

2. Whats brown and sticky? (Sort of a joke.)

goldenwalrus909 July 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

I have a couple...

1. A man was pushed out of an airplane, without a parachute. How was he able to survive?

2. Whats brown and sticky? (Sort of a joke.)
1. The airplane was parked on the ground :3
2. Melted chocolate? xP

Sphrynax July 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

1.
There is a couple, the wife shoots her husband, puts him underwater for 5 minutes, thn finally, hangs him. 15 minutes after all this, they both go out and have a romantic dinner, how is this possible? (Hint: Year is 1993)
2.
When can you shoot, and steal, and not get arrested?

goldenwalrus909 July 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

1.
There is a couple, the wife shoots her husband, puts him underwater for 5 minutes, thn finally, hangs him. 15 minutes after all this, they both go out and have a romantic dinner, how is this possible? (Hint: Year is 1993)
2.
When can you shoot, and steal, and not get arrested?
1. The wife was pretending to kill her husband for a movie? Or a zombie? x3
2. When playing video games :D

Tarulas July 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

I have a couple...

1. A man was pushed out of an airplane, without a parachute. How was he able to survive?

2. Whats brown and sticky? (Sort of a joke.)
Number 2 is a stick

Sphrynax July 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

1. The wife was pretending to kill her husband for a movie? Or a zombie? x3
2. When playing video games :D
The wife was a photographer, she shoots the photo, she puts the photo in water for it to develop, she then dries the photo.

kycrafft July 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

1.
There is a couple, the wife shoots her husband, puts him underwater for 5 minutes, thn finally, hangs him. 15 minutes after all this, they both go out and have a romantic dinner, how is this possible? (Hint: Year is 1993)
2.
When can you shoot, and steal, and not get arrested?
2 basskeetbol

Tarulas July 14, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

The wife was a photographer, she shoots the photo, she puts the photo in water for it to develop, she then dries the photo.
That's perfect that's one I will use

goldenwalrus909 July 14, 2014 at 4:07 AM UTC

The wife was a photographer, she shoots the photo, she puts the photo in water for it to develop, she then dries the photo.
Really? I had no idea they had to put the photos in water xD
Well dang, that was a good one :3

MustardMan227 July 14, 2014 at 4:07 AM UTC

What starts with an E ends with an E and has one letter in it?

Salty_Kevsu July 14, 2014 at 4:07 AM UTC

E

Whale__Warrior July 14, 2014 at 6:07 AM UTC

I made a post like this on the old forums so some ppl may know mine: 1) The more you take the more you leave behind, what am I?

JKawesome July 14, 2014 at 8:07 AM UTC

I made a post like this on the old forums so some ppl may know mine: 1) The more you take the more you leave behind, what am I?
footsteps

A bus driver was heading toward downtown. He went past a stop sign without stopping, and went through every intersection without stopping, all of that while a cop was watching him. Why didn't he get a ticket?

Eklip_Z July 14, 2014 at 8:07 AM UTC

I made a post like this on the old forums so some ppl may know mine: 1) The more you take the more you leave behind, what am I?
Vegetable's? xD

Riskayyy July 14, 2014 at 10:07 AM UTC

What is greater than God?;
What is more evil than the devil?;
The poor have it;
The rich don't need it;
And if you eat it, you die.

What is it?

OriginaI July 14, 2014 at 11:07 AM UTC

What is greater than God?;
What is more evil than the devil?;
The poor have it;
The rich don't need it;
And if you eat it, you die.

What is it?
Love?

JKawesome July 14, 2014 at 1:07 PM UTC

What is greater than God?;
What is more evil than the devil?;
The poor have it;
The rich don't need it;
And if you eat it, you die.

What is it?
nothing.

iDiamondPorkchop July 14, 2014 at 3:07 PM UTC

Why can't a man living in Canada be buried in the U.S.?
How many months have 28 days?
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Ask me for answers. :P

Lawl July 14, 2014 at 6:07 PM UTC

Im wobbly Im red Im sexy Im jelly 
What am I? :3

hpdude1204 July 14, 2014 at 8:07 PM UTC

1. You can't take a picture with a wooden leg

Tarulas July 15, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC

Why can't a man living in Canada be buried in the U.S.?
How many months have 28 days?
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Ask me for answers. :P
He can but it will be painfully cause he is still living

allvof them

ur name

Gforce40 July 15, 2014 at 3:07 AM UTC

Why can't a man living in Canada be buried in the U.S.?
How many months have 28 days?
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Ask me for answers. :P
You don't bury living people
All of them
My name.

Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?

iDiamondPorkchop July 15, 2014 at 4:07 PM UTC

You don't bury living people
All of them
My name.

Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
Mary xD