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[GAME] How To Get Kicked Out Of Public Places by Porkyyy September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

List any ways that you can get kicked out of a public place (Restaurant, pool, club...etc)!

Only 1 way per post!!

Make sure to stay appropriate, and have fun! :D

I'll start: Throw mashed potatoes at other people in a restaurant. :)

FirstSintax September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

piss on the carpet at the movie theater

Emmaye September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

Using the Wal-Mart phone to order pizza while it's on intercom

toketrain September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

building a fort with wood and nails in a hardware store

jojobloblo September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

In a fast food resturaunt go to the bathroom because the doors lead straight to the bathroom and they're visible to other people there. Stay for about 3 minutes, open the door while sitting on the toilet, and beg everyone for toilet paper till they give it to you :3

puffytrn5751 September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

Tell people that you are carrying a gun.

Arigenn September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

Downloading apps costing over $10 on store phones at the apple store

IviFetita September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

On MP ts:
Say why I scared of you and al Avicus, 
"I was a honestly person, I was horrible!"
And kiss the ts owner son!

FirstSintax September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

strip naked and go to church

MLGtino September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

play pornography over the school intercom

FirstSintax September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

play pornography over the school intercom
true dat

puffytrn5751 September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

play pornography over the school intercom
lol o.o

IviFetita September 23, 2014 at 12:09 AM UTC

Kiss my girlfriend in the school
in the mouth 
and after it say
"I luv you, marry me!"

Emmaye September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

Kiss my girlfriend in the school
in the mouth 
and after it say
"I luv you, marry me!"
ewww

IviFetita September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

ewww
What happens? Problem, friend?

MidnightBeats September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

Yell about how greater Android is than Apple at an Apple store. Or do the same with Target and Wal-Mart.

Stimulating September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

Try to pick up every girl you see and if in a movie theater yell out sexual things as loud as possible (MAKE SURE EVEN THE PEOPLE IN THE HALLWAY HEAR YOU).

puffytrn5751 September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

Try to put Goofy on a leash at Disneyland/world and drag him home.

Snowcone202 September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

Try to hit the owner of the store/place with a rock

goldenwalrus909 September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

Take your shirt off, spray-paint yourself blue, and sprint through the building as fast as you can, while climbing on tables and jumping over people

SWEET_Johny September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

Kill someone.

Tarheelkiwi September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

saying you are pro ISIS in DC (America)

_Phyre September 23, 2014 at 1:09 AM UTC

Spit popcorn in everyone's faces at the movie theater

OR

Murder a person then piss on cops to get outta jail or die :)

lukehan2001 September 23, 2014 at 2:09 AM UTC

Run over everyone with a car(makes sense right they would be dead so you would be kicked out because there is no one left)

ProfessorUtonium September 23, 2014 at 2:09 AM UTC

Download inappropriate pictures on  apple computers in an apple store then make 10 pages of history on inappropriate sites on their phones/tablets

HandStyle September 23, 2014 at 2:09 AM UTC

Go to a restaurant , removing his shirt and dancing twerk.

toketrain September 23, 2014 at 2:09 AM UTC

Try to pick up every girl you see and if in a movie theater yell out sexual things as loud as possible (MAKE SURE EVEN THE PEOPLE IN THE HALLWAY HEAR YOU).
Please do not do this, this is sexual harassment...

Crazy_ September 23, 2014 at 2:09 AM UTC

Wear a horse mask in MacDonald's

SWEET_Johny September 23, 2014 at 2:09 AM UTC

Please do not do this, this is sexual harassment...
This is just a game. Not real life.

toketrain September 23, 2014 at 2:09 AM UTC

This is just a game. Not real life.
Doesn't matter. The message isn't a good one. Younger people could read this and grow up to think it's okay.

Splades September 23, 2014 at 2:09 AM UTC

Try to pick up every girl you see and if in a movie theater yell out sexual things as loud as possible (MAKE SURE EVEN THE PEOPLE IN THE HALLWAY HEAR YOU).
Remind you of someone familiar? *cough cough Anuj at Garth Webb cough cough*

MustardMan227 September 23, 2014 at 3:09 AM UTC

Go to Walmart and ask for directions to Target.

toketrain September 23, 2014 at 3:09 AM UTC

go to a pet store and release the spiders

LinkOFeare September 23, 2014 at 4:09 AM UTC

Eat everyone

Eklip_Z September 23, 2014 at 5:09 AM UTC

Go to a five star restaurant in your togs (swimmers in America language.)

TheOpAmerican September 23, 2014 at 7:09 AM UTC

scream I f**ked mickey mouse in the butt on the dumbo ride at disneyland

TheOpAmerican September 23, 2014 at 7:09 AM UTC

go into Victoria's secret and ask what their secret is

OPTOBAT September 23, 2014 at 9:09 AM UTC

Roll a grenade into a cafe and run around laughing.

HereIwas September 23, 2014 at 9:09 AM UTC

Hacking everyone's computer and putting pornography photos
on the background whenever they turn on the computer.

The_Detonator_ September 23, 2014 at 12:09 PM UTC

Please do not do this, this is sexual harassment...
Oh, but murder is acceptable?

The_Detonator_ September 23, 2014 at 12:09 PM UTC

Go to a five star restaurant in your togs (swimmers in America language.)
Being kicked out is different to being denied entry,

keili September 23, 2014 at 1:09 PM UTC

order a big mac at burger king, and make sure they give you that big mac >:3

FirstSintax September 23, 2014 at 2:09 PM UTC

hack your account so you get 10 pages of infractions

StewieFG September 23, 2014 at 3:09 PM UTC

play pornography over the school intercom
i did it so much times..
XD no

StewieFG September 23, 2014 at 3:09 PM UTC

scream I f**ked mickey mouse in the butt on the dumbo ride at disneyland
LOL

Bunkie September 23, 2014 at 4:09 PM UTC

Dive into the toilet roll pile at wall mart :3

kraken____ September 23, 2014 at 4:09 PM UTC

Bring your dog into a restaurant, Sit next to a person with steak. say the magic words Go Doggy Go and then you go piss on the person so your dog gets a free steak and the person will smell like pee.