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What would you do if... by ProfessorUtonium October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

I thought of making this forum game.
Here is how you play:
The person asks you a situation like 
 Seth: What would you do if you had to jump out of a plane.
Replier: Not Jump obviously.
Question: What would you do if you needed to fly to the Moon?
Replier:Fly to Mars instead
and so on.



Question: What would you do if you had to throw your computer out of your window right now for a Game show to earn a Mac ?

MidnightBeats October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

I'd turn it down. I have a Mac.

What would you do if you had to have a bowl of wasabi in one sitting?

ProfessorUtonium October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

I'd turn it down. I have a Mac.

What would you do if you had to have a bowl of wasabi in one sitting?
Find some sushi with it.  If I can't get sushi I'd just eat it like a man would.

What would you do if you had to join the Army and go to war immediately with Aliens 1 hour after you were recruited?

Porkyyy October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

Find some sushi with it.  If I can't get sushi I'd just eat it like a man would.

What would you do if you had to join the Army and go to war immediately with Aliens 1 hour after you were recruited?
I would YOLO it.

What would you do if you were put in a room filled with snakes and you are given nothing but a carpet, a sock, and a bottle of shampoo?

rot43 October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

pee my pants. A lot.
What would you do if you found Santa Claus in your house at night?

MidnightBeats October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

Probably slap him for not giving me presents that I want and then invite him to play on Avicus.
With Milk. And cookies.

What would you do if you were placed in the Olympics right on the spot?

Phobiaxx October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

pee my pants. A lot.
What would you do if you found Santa Claus in your house at night?
Kill him
What would you do if you were at the Empire State building, then fell off?

Stimulating October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

Say "oh hi, Santie" in my Herbert the Pervert voice to creep him out :3.

What would you do if you had to cross-dress and be in public or run around flailing your arms screaming "MY LITTLE PONY! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!" In public?

IviFetita October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

I'd don't do this!
xD
I kill a pony and eat it

ImJeezus October 7, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

Say "oh hi, Santie" in my Herbert the Pervert voice to creep him out :3.

What would you do if you had to cross-dress and be in public or run around flailing your arms screaming "MY LITTLE PONY! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!" In public?
Kill myself

What would you do if you met me IRL?

IviFetita October 7, 2014 at 2:10 AM UTC

Kill myself

What would you do if you met me IRL?
kick your balls.
Be cause I don't know you, and that was that I learned in my "Karate-do School".
What you would do if you had to kiss me IRL in the mouth with a "French Kiss"?

MLGtino October 7, 2014 at 2:10 AM UTC

kick your balls.
Be cause I don't know you, and that was that I learned in my "Karate-do School".
What you would do if you had to kiss me IRL in the mouth with a "French Kiss"?
Cry and run away.

ImJeezus October 7, 2014 at 2:10 AM UTC

kick your balls.
Be cause I don't know you, and that was that I learned in my "Karate-do School".
What you would do if you had to kiss me IRL in the mouth with a "French Kiss"?
Depends. Are you my crush?

What would you do if there was a guy trying to murder you?

cinammoncroc000 October 7, 2014 at 2:10 AM UTC

Depends. Are you my crush?

What would you do if there was a guy trying to murder you?
I would call the police like any sane person would do. Heh.

What would you do if you found out that Fluenza_ was actually Howsie's alt?

ChickenTender October 7, 2014 at 2:10 AM UTC

I would never play Avicus again.    What would you do if suddenly your K/D went up by 2.0 for no reason?

Phobiaxx October 7, 2014 at 2:10 AM UTC

I would never play Avicus again.    What would you do if suddenly your K/D went up by 2.0 for no reason?
Blame it on Illuminati. What would you do if you contracted ebola?

ImJeezus October 7, 2014 at 2:10 AM UTC

Blame it on Illuminati. What would you do if you contracted ebola?
Die

What would do if your crush was about to kiss you?

badgg October 7, 2014 at 2:10 AM UTC

Die

What would do if your crush was about to kiss you?
Not run away.

What would you do if I was leafygreentea?

ImJeezus October 7, 2014 at 2:10 AM UTC

Not run away.

What would you do if I was leafygreentea?
Play this

What would you do if you walked in on 69?

Notalgicular October 7, 2014 at 6:10 AM UTC

Play this

What would you do if you walked in on 69?
join in

what would you do if dux was secretly a goose?

Da_Baus October 7, 2014 at 8:10 AM UTC

Blame illuminati 

What would you do if shrek played mc

OPTOBAT October 7, 2014 at 9:10 AM UTC

What would you do if you were sitting in the 6000th row of an international water polo game, until a mutated santa clause flew through the stadium roof, killing 1400 people and landed in the water and he came in so fast, he lit on fire, then boiling the water, and the water boiled all of the water polo players and it smelled of cooked frankfurts and then everyone died from lack of oxygen, and to top it off a 2 X 2 meter sized tic tac crunched through the stadium and cracked in half, revealing a gooey green alien.
What would you do?

vladthegreat100 October 7, 2014 at 9:10 AM UTC

I would hug that alien and be like YOLO you are my bro now <3

What would you do if YOLO never existed?

OPTOBAT October 7, 2014 at 9:10 AM UTC

I would hug that alien and be like YOLO you are my bro now <3

What would you do if YOLO never existed?
Live twice.

vladthegreat100 October 7, 2014 at 9:10 AM UTC

Live twice.
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hehe I see what you did there

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Flebula October 7, 2014 at 3:10 PM UTC

I would hug that alien and be like YOLO you are my bro now <3

What would you do if YOLO never existed?
I would change SWAG to Still Winning Avicus Games XD 

What would you do if my IGN was miningostrich??

Robin_DD_J October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Nothing? 

What would you do if some you like would ask u for, yeah u know what im talking about ;)

StewieFG October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Do what he says, u know what I'm talking about :) XD
What would u do if I became mod except suicide?

MLGtino October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Do what he says, u know what I'm talking about :) XD
What would u do if I became mod except suicide?
I'd recommend an English teacher.

What would you do if I gave myself tuberculosis and licked the buttons on a vending machine?

IviFetita October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Do what he says, u know what I'm talking about :) XD
What would u do if I became mod except suicide?
Do things on my laptop and shut down it. Left Avicus again. Easy, live the life as a normal person.
What would you if I became a Mod except born in Moscu?

Robin_DD_J October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Find you, and kill you :)

What would you do if you started to sound like a girl (If you are a boy)  (... Sound like a guy If you are a girl)

IviFetita October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Find you, and kill you :)

What would you do if you started to sound like a girl (If you are a boy)  (... Sound like a guy If you are a girl)
NINJA'D
Hm.... Suicide.
What u would do if I knew u IRL and get promoted?

MLGtino October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Find you, and kill you :)

What would you do if you started to sound like a girl (If you are a boy)  (... Sound like a guy If you are a girl)
Probably see Shirokamii for voice changer help.

What would you do if I started WWIII?

StewieFG October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

r00d
what is WWIII -_-

IviFetita October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Probably see Shirokamii for voice changer help.

What would you do if I started WWIII?
If you are Nazi be in the opposite team.
All ways I'll be neutral on WWIII and WWIIII.
In WWIIIII Myfuture dog will dead and me will be old, without any company.
What would do you if you create a server more Giant than MP with 160,000 player slots and 14,000 dollars monthly for all the VIP(s) Purchased?

MissCarmel October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

If you are Nazi be in the opposite team.
All ways I'll be neutral on WWIII and WWIIII.
In WWIIIII Myfuture dog will dead and me will be old, without any company.
What would do you if you create a server more Giant than MP with 160,000 player slots and 14,000 dollars monthly for all the VIP(s) Purchased?
buy sbux

what would you do if nash grier followed you on instagram

IviFetita October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

buy sbux

what would you do if nash grier followed you on instagram
Your question?
What you would do if I got accepted as Avicus Owner?

StewieFG October 7, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

Will ban the bow spammers first. Lolol jk

ProfessorUtonium October 7, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

can we please do this using my format?
Answer to Question above:
New Question

Edit: Tino :c

MLGtino October 7, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

can we please do this using my format?
Answer to Question above:
New Question

Edit: Tino :c
Nahh that's not fun.

Iron October 7, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

What does nah mean If nah plus nah equals a square root of nah?

MidnightBeats October 7, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

it means no

what would you do if justin bieber skyped u
hu3

StickilasFanboy October 7, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

Find him and kill him

What would u do if u walked in on ur parents watching a very inapropriate movie (I hope u know what i mean)

steven5703 October 8, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

I wouldn't care. They are adults.

What would you do if your school servers got hacked and you lost all your school work? (this is only if your school has gone digital)

_Phyre October 8, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

Murder my teachers and call the Police saying someone robbed us.

What would you do if you had to eat 5000 donuts in less than a second and you HAVE to eat them?

steven5703 October 8, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

I wouldn't because it's impossible.

What will you do (if)when minecraft requires xbox live memberships to play on minecraft servers.

Snowcone202 October 8, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

Well I have xbox live membership so I would use it
  1. What would you do if you couldn't leave your house it was 115 in your house and your ran out of air?

_Phyre October 8, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

Get in the shower and turn water to 1 degree celsius 

What would you do if you had to fight against OBAMA? (Your an ISIS troop :P)

IviFetita October 8, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

Get in the shower and turn water to 1 degree celsius 

What would you do if you had to fight against OBAMA? (Your an ISIS troop :P)
I would do it and kill myself.


What would you do if I am your friend and a guy kick me?

alexanderjoe October 8, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

We both kick him so hard in the nuts he loses them.

What would you do if you could never get on a computer again any type including Mac

Phobiaxx October 8, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

Kill myself.
What would you do if your skin on the forums changed to steve for some random reason? :O
How in the world do I fix this? :O

Tarheelkiwi October 8, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

I would rock it
What would you do if kiwi learned to fly without hacks?

IviFetita October 8, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

I would rock it
What would you do if kiwi learned to fly without hacks?
I'll invite you to record a video and report you.
What did you do if you was on fire in a room locked with a tiger?

OriginaI October 8, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

I'll invite you to record a video and report you.
What did you do if you was on fire in a room locked with a tiger?
Just marry the tiger, and have tiger babies

What would you do if you were bird to?

Straw_the_Berry October 8, 2014 at 6:10 AM UTC

Fly around and do regular bird activities.

What would you do if someone gave you $1B?

Eklip_Z October 8, 2014 at 7:10 AM UTC

Fly around and do regular bird activities.

What would you do if someone gave you $1B?
Buy a mean computer, donate a bit and then save the rest for when I'm older.

What would you do if you found out a new species of flying spiders were just found?

Iron October 8, 2014 at 8:10 AM UTC

I would go make a bunker near the core of the earth and hide there until I die *there is internet and provisions*

What would you do if a nuke was heading for your country?

Robin_DD_J October 8, 2014 at 11:10 AM UTC

If I could, move to another land, or els I would hug everyone I love.

What would you do if you had 1 wish come true.

Zedther October 8, 2014 at 12:10 PM UTC

I would spend the rest of my life with the unlimited wishes i wished for.

What would you do if you met me IRL o_O

AtditC October 8, 2014 at 12:10 PM UTC

RUUUNN!  RUN AWAY FROM THE PYROO RUUUUN!!

What would you do if you get a permanent ban for being gay?

StewieFG October 8, 2014 at 12:10 PM UTC

Cri in corner. 
What would you do if you could teleport to any place in Earth, Where whould you teleport to?

resepignev October 8, 2014 at 12:10 PM UTC

I would punch them in their faces, if they aren't so pretty hot. :>
EDIT: ^This is my answer at AtidtC's question. And for Eric's: To Howseh, in the Fort Knox building and at Australia.

What would you do if you could be the riches man/woman of the world for one day?

Robin_DD_J October 8, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

Give it all to people who need it, and probably buy me an op as fuck gaming setup :) 

What would you do if a guy was stalking you IRL.

IviFetita October 8, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

I could kill that guy....

What would did you do if I invite you to Time Squared?

Jerseys October 8, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

I could kill that guy....

What would did you do if I invite you to Time Squared?
not accept.

what would you do when u woke up u found urself having an imac instead of a pc

UnicornSniper October 8, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

I have an imac o_o I win \(^_^)/

What store would you rather be stuck in overnight if you were accidentally locked in it?

Robin_DD_J October 8, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

Getting pissed and quit gaming for like half a yeah. 

What would you do if you could pick between World peace or a billion dollars.

UnicornSniper October 8, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

Getting pissed and quit gaming for like half a yeah. 

What would you do if you could pick between World peace or a billion dollars.
I already answered that one now you answer mine giggity (^_^)v

FrozenThorn October 8, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

I'd turn it down. I have a Mac.

What would you do if you had to have a bowl of wasabi in one sitting?
Cry because I don't like Wasabi!

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 8, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

Getting pissed and quit gaming for like half a yeah. 

What would you do if you could pick between World peace or a billion dollars.
World peace.

What would you do if you were in a room with panda137 and mooch24.

Robin_DD_J October 8, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

Ehm, make the awkward slince train come..

What would you do if i asked you for a 1v1

AtditC October 8, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Accept it!!1 - Let's see who is better

What would you do if a zombie apokalypse is in your country? (They are coming for you....>:)

ProfessorUtonium October 9, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

Accept it!!1 - Let's see who is better

What would you do if a zombie apokalypse is in your country? (They are coming for you....>:)
I'd yolo it and smack them all go to a military base and start shooting the Zombies
 
Q: What would you do if you are a billionaire but you can't buy anything?

Snowcone202 October 9, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

I would donate it :OOOOOO

MidnightBeats October 10, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

Donate most of it to charity and keep some for myself (fees, etc.)

If you were a ventriloquist how would you use your talent?

ImJeezus October 10, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

Donate most of it to charity and keep some for myself (fees, etc.)

If you were a ventriloquist how would you use your talent?
I would use my talent, that's how.

If you met me IRL?

Jerseys October 10, 2014 at 8:10 AM UTC

ask u will u marrry me??!!!!?!?!!!1

if ur parents r black?

kycrafft October 10, 2014 at 2:10 PM UTC

ask u will u marrry me??!!!!?!?!!!1

if ur parents r black?
is there a problem with black??/?/??/

if u hv 2 dead

toketrain October 10, 2014 at 2:10 PM UTC

i wud b dedd!!!1!

what would you do if you found out that all traces of you were deleted. people would still know you/recognize you, but all accounts everywhere would be gone, birth certificate would be gone, you wouldn't be a real person officially.

Phobiaxx October 10, 2014 at 2:10 PM UTC

i wud b dedd!!!1!

what would you do if you found out that all traces of you were deleted. people would still know you/recognize you, but all accounts everywhere would be gone, birth certificate would be gone, you wouldn't be a real person officially.
Die.
What would you do if you forgot to study for a test?

Titan16 October 10, 2014 at 2:10 PM UTC

Walk in with that terrified look on your face and be like "Ohh... The test is today?"

What would you do if I asked you on a dinner date? c:

AtditC October 10, 2014 at 3:10 PM UTC

I would not answer. :>

What would you do if I 10 heart r3ked you in a 1v1?

ProfessorUtonium October 10, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

I would not answer. :>

What would you do if I 10 heart r3ked you in a 1v1?
I wouldn't care it's just a game

Q:What would you do if you got isolated in a chamber and woke up on January 1, 3000 with all the animals and humans dead?

_Phyre October 10, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

Find a time machine and go back to 2013.

What would you do if  you had a Cup of Mountain dew and 1 chip of doritos to share with 150 people?

Klondichael October 10, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

I would run and hide under my bed and eat all of it as fast as possible.


What would you do if you had to cheat on a test and earn 1$

MustardMan227 October 10, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

I would cheat on the test and earn one dollar.


What would you do if a man came up to you with a giant burger?

Milki October 10, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

Probably slap him for not giving me presents that I want and then invite him to play on Avicus.
With Milk. And cookies.

What would you do if you were placed in the Olympics right on the spot?
Don't serve me to people D:

@Above:

Uh, I'd let the man be and let him eat his burger.

What would you do if you had to take 10 tests in one day?

FrozenSolstice October 11, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

Skip them all.

What would you do if you saw a car driving with upside down, with its wheels on the roof?

Robin_DD_J October 11, 2014 at 8:10 AM UTC

See what i took this morning..

What would you do if you could pick between xfactor or amazing race.

ProfessorUtonium October 28, 2014 at 4:10 PM UTC

See what i took this morning..

What would you do if you could pick between xfactor or amazing race.
Xfactor
(I found this on my discussions and I want to start it again)

If you got a time machine where would you go in time?

Tarheelkiwi October 28, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

A: Visit the world before it was colonized (i like history)

Q: What would you do if you saw a kiwi fly without hacks?

IviFetita October 28, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

A: Visit the world before it was colonized (i like history)

Q: What would you do if you saw a kiwi fly without hacks?
Be sure he's on spectator mode.

Question: What if you have to kiss me or die? ♥

AtditC October 28, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

omg err. 408 - timed out
^kiss cuz my life is important xd^

What would you do if your mom is ebola infected?

Myv October 28, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

Xfactor
(I found this on my discussions and I want to start it again)

If you got a time machine where would you go in time?
Bump.

ProfessorUtonium October 28, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Bump.
The thing I said was appropriate and part of the topic. It is allowed

Q: Would you rather wait 10years to die or freeze yourself?

Robin_DD_J October 29, 2014 at 4:10 PM UTC

The thing I said was appropriate and part of the topic. It is allowed

Q: Would you rather wait 10years to die or freeze yourself?
I dont really get the question, but wait 10 years I guess.

Would you rather control time or have the super-power to make a girl wet.. (I got that from a youtuber :P)

FrozenThorn October 29, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

I would throw my computer out of the window!

StewieFG October 29, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

I would throw my computer out of the window!
+1