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Avicus Quotes by Fouled October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

Avicus Quotes!

I'm making this topic to remember all the good and funny quotes used by the Avicus members. This is for memories, which I won't be forgetting anytime soon. Let's all remark the famous quotes used and make them last as long as possible on here. These are just some funny quotes i've gathered up and remembered for awhile now.

Quotes!

"Join my ream" - PeachyYas 2014
"Ovember" - PeachyYas 2014
"Ho wman ydo you have sop far?" - PeachyYas 2014
"
AJKE" (Jake) -
PeachyYas 2014

Zeusy October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

#KillerbyeSweg

hpux October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

The T key is right next to the R key ;-;

MustardMan227 October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Oh boy! A wall! My only weakness!"


"Look at them Pooh Bear Hax"


"Dux Hax"

StewieFG October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"add more prestiges" ~99% of avicus community

resepignev October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"hax" ~ almost everyone
"Watch the Cats plz!" ~ resepignev
"Eat, sleep, plug, repeat!" ~ Howseh

_BillGates October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Quintos"

Edit with more:

"Fak u block lag!!!1111!!!!!"  ~MLGbeastnode[pu$$¥]_xxXx__xX_

"Hi Mod!"

"Every1 rush fo de monumernt!!!1!!!!!1111"

StewieFG October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

Quintus*

resepignev October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Quintos"

Edit with more:

"Fak u block lag!!!1111!!!!!"  ~MLGbeastnode[pu$$¥]_xxXx__xX_

"Hi Mod!"

"Every1 rush fo de monumernt!!!1!!!!!1111"
don't forget "Sensex" :D

Ducksfanwaterloo October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"It's Warm Too!"  -  RefuseToSink

MLGtino October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING" ~MLGtino, roboticboy16's UHC, pand aka pope as witness.

StewieFG October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Knockback hax!!11!!!! u knocked me to 492358723 blox away!!!@ haxer!!!!"
"Reach hax!!1! u hit more 59 blox away nub hacker l2p f**k u omg reported recorded are any modz on???/?????//????/ ban this haxer!!@!"

_BillGates October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

don't forget "Sensex" :D
I have never heard of such...

fazer153 October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Tasty blocklag not letting me get the monument" ~ me

Myv October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

eZ pZ - EricV4

Emmaye October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"block lag"

hpux October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Stop shotting my booty!"

Porkyyy October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"OMG EYE CALL HAX"

RefuseToSink October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"It's Warm Too!"  -  RefuseToSink
"helo am spodermen" -DuxFenWurderlou 2k14

Joao_Victor October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Hey Sunrise you there? So yeah you basically got mod." - NlnDltan

Myv October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

LAG KILLS ME - everyone.

Sircanadian October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

hue hue

Sircanadian October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

OMG hax hax u killed me hax

Iron October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Look its a birdie"

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

hey sem, i made a post on the meepcraft forums. ~Panda (avicus ts)
best map ever, i can set people on fire ~random kid on ravage.

alexanderjoe October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Turn off you hacks!" Most of the avicus community that can't PvP

BoldAndBrash October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

HI MOD GIMME OP

Princezz_Dubstep October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Are you a guy?"- Sincerely, every player. x)

D00ZiE October 18, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Quintos"- Samir 
"Sensex"- OldManT
"Ouch, my ass!!!"- Gonzo

MidnightBeats October 18, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

That Nolan kid for jr mod 2K14
-lotsa people :P

ivycode skin op
-jojobloblo to me

Glitchaye October 18, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

"FRUIT MODE" - Mooch & Pop

Infivix October 18, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

"yoshi noob" -SomeonedoesMC
"yoshi suk" - jojobloblo
"TRLOLOLOLOLOLO YOSHISOPSJFIOWFJENF" - bdang67

"ur a lollipop, CAUSE UR A SUCKUR" - jojobloblo

Netuxx October 18, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

"SkillAura" ~Dun remember
"jojohoehoe" ~jojobloblo
"lunub" ~JK
"lunubbynubtoolynub" ~Netux

JKawesome October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

"I got killed by lag"-sfk
"My mouse disconnected"-sfk
"Damn block lag"-sfk
"The only reason you killed me was because I lagged"-sfk

He never runs out of excuses xP

RCMP_Mountie October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

The T key is right next to the R key ;-;
I feel you ;-;

Splades October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

"Remove the NCP" ~Me and a few others

"Splade you fucking hacker" ~ Everyone in Nebula

"Oh Splade you sneaky little guy :)" <-- That one creeped me out the most o.0

"Splade can you teach me how to Breezily?" ~EVERYONE OMG

Fouled October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

"Fite me" - Ducks

Stimulating October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

"SkillAura" ~Dun remember
"jojohoehoe" ~jojobloblo
"lunub" ~JK
"lunubbynubtoolynub" ~Netux
"SkillAura" 
-Spalde4812

Stimulating October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

"I GOT LEVEL 15 
NOOOOOOOO" 
-MiniAdetola

resepignev October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

"banana" ~ resepignev

_BillGates October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

"I liek trains" ~I liek trainz kid

killerbye22 October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

''#Killerbyesweg'' Without_Regret

MLGtino October 18, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

''#Killerbyesweg'' Without_Regret
Want me to get the picture?

Joltz_ October 18, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

"SkillAura" ~Dun remember
"jojohoehoe" ~jojobloblo
"lunub" ~JK
"lunubbynubtoolynub" ~Netux
Pffft its "lunub" ~Everyone.

kycrafft October 18, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

"Avicore is coming in 17 years" -everyone

_Phyre October 18, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

"Gal hobo, fck off with ur hex!!' ~PVP noobs ^~^

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 18, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

This kid is so mad ~vsplesk
He keeps calling me eZ *laughs really hard* ~vsplesk
Oh Oo he turned his hacks on ~vsplesk

<3

_Phyre October 18, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

This kid is so mad ~vsplesk
He keeps calling me eZ *laughs really hard* ~vsplesk
Oh Oo he turned his hacks on ~vsplesk

<3
LOLOLO <3

garsdef October 18, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

"MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING" ~MLGtino, roboticboy16's UHC, pand aka pope as witness.
^^^

Phobiaxx October 18, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

"Go cry in a corner, you're just an e."-TheRamenTrident
"E"-PeachYus
"Lasagna!"-J0zzmc0zz
"Knock knock...
Who's there...
Your demotion!"-J0zzmc0zz

UnicornSniper October 18, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

Feliz Navidad! xD

ques October 18, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

"u can taek awei mi powrs but u cant taek mi sweg!!!1!1!1!" - me
"kthxbai" - also me

OPTOBAT October 19, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

"REKT"/"rekt" - Everyone... myself included :D

Aydran October 19, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

But mine is a really awesome quote, y u delete ;c

Porkyyy October 19, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

"gotta luv the spooky scary skeletons" - smitty, Dux...

Zedther October 19, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

dux hax - someguy
argh this lag e- everyone you combo
I'm not even trying - sfk

Aanszo October 19, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

"put back survival games!" 85% of the Avicus community

build_high October 19, 2014 at 11:10 AM UTC

"I got killed by lag"-sfk
"My mouse disconnected"-sfk
"Damn block lag"-sfk
"The only reason you killed me was because I lagged"-sfk

He never runs out of excuses xP
Lawl, sfk had no problems with lag. He gets about 12x my fps and 3x better ping.

Arachadonic October 19, 2014 at 11:10 AM UTC

"baths scary me"  -  theSolux

Epicraft321 October 19, 2014 at 1:10 PM UTC

"Mother of all donkeys I lost full dia ;(" -Epicraft321

Porkyyy October 19, 2014 at 1:10 PM UTC

Well I would share this one quote from vladthegreat100 yesterday on Skype, but it may or may not be too inappropriate. xD
(Ducks, you were in the chat, feel free to share it. >:D)

cinammoncroc000 October 19, 2014 at 3:10 PM UTC

"MOTHER OF SWEET BABY LAWDY JESUS"
"THAT WAS AMAZINF"
- Princezz_Dubstep

D00ZiE October 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM UTC

"Lag" - Sfkwww

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM UTC

"WAT"
"GJ AVICUS" ~CrustyHD

Tarheelkiwi October 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM UTC

"Hacker"
"Nice hacks"
"Hax"
-Everyone :P

jojobloblo October 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM UTC

Can they be inappropriate. Please.

Ducksfanwaterloo October 19, 2014 at 4:10 PM UTC

"Am Chip"  -  Dooz

FrozenThorn October 19, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

"Are you a guy?"- Sincerely, every player. x)
OMG yes! XD

Princezz_Dubstep October 19, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

OMG yes! XD
Happens every time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. xD

FrozenThorn October 19, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

Happens every time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. xD
Yes! It is annoying how everyone assumes every player is a guy ;-;

Yung_Metro October 19, 2014 at 8:10 PM UTC

"MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING" ~MLGtino, roboticboy16's UHC, pand aka pope as witness.
xD I cant stop laughing

hpux October 19, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

"tp BlackHawk" - Jake

SingleBlackMom October 19, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

"Demos piss me off." - All non-donators on CTH

MissCarmel October 19, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Yes! It is annoying how everyone assumes every player is a guy ;-;
Can confirm. Especially when I had an iron man skin XD

Fouled October 19, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC

Seriously, some people think I am a girl...
"Slicorn your a girl right?"
"Are you a girl?" .-.

gaboelmejor October 19, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

Hey no fair... Put mine back :<

Sunaye October 19, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

"Hey Sunrise you there? So yeah you basically got mod." - NlnDltan
Preety much what happened.

cinammoncroc000 October 19, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

Hey no fair... Put mine back :<
Don't worry, mine got deleted, too. xD

"ANDY HALP IM BEING TAPED" - calliex11

Porkyyy October 19, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

"mlgporkey i sub!1!1" - randys

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 19, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

"Im not Emerald. You c*nt" ~TheTrail

MLGtino October 19, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

"Demos piss me off." - All non-donators on CTH
You mean Kycrafft

FrozenThorn October 19, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

I could post the one that Andy said but I would get into trouble :P

FrozenThorn October 19, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

Don't worry, mine got deleted, too. xD

"ANDY HALP IM BEING TAPED" - calliex11
Omg really? XD Hahahahahaahh

IamSUPERMAN2007 October 19, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

I could post the one that Andy said but I would get into trouble :P
u date eachother???

JUBBINATOR October 20, 2014 at 4:10 AM UTC

"Come on barbie let's go party!"
-Tyler and Jubb 2014 Karaoke Improv Jam Session
Zieno was witness

RCMP_Mountie October 20, 2014 at 6:10 AM UTC

"I mow rocks all day" -Fluey2k14

Hola October 20, 2014 at 8:10 AM UTC

"The thing I regret the most in my gaming career is the fact I found Avicus before OCN"
- Spicy, 2014

jojobloblo October 20, 2014 at 2:10 PM UTC

"I will be constantly updating this thread" 2 days later...

FrozenThorn October 20, 2014 at 6:10 PM UTC

"Do you will unban"

Howsie October 21, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

/gamemode c

Glitchaye October 21, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC

/gamemode c
That reminds me of something.





oh ye. Good times c:

badgg October 21, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

"Hey Sunrise, you there? So basically you got Mod". - NolanDalton

"It's hailing rocks!" - DoctaPop

"Pensi" - AviGill

Fouled October 22, 2014 at 1:10 AM UTC

"Grosted" - Refuse 2014

OldManTigerMask October 22, 2014 at 7:10 AM UTC

"My wool, it's dead D:" - SoftyFun

OldManTigerMask October 22, 2014 at 7:10 AM UTC

That reminds me of something.





oh ye. Good times c:
YES YES YES - You got Howsie

WackaFlackaFlame October 22, 2014 at 5:10 PM UTC

Hey Dubby!  -60% of Community

Zeusy October 23, 2014 at 7:10 AM UTC

"My rocks are super hard" -Fluenza

Eklip_Z October 23, 2014 at 8:10 AM UTC

"I'M RUSHING! I'M RUSHING!" - Mooch24

mustafa October 23, 2014 at 11:10 AM UTC

"My noodle hair is so amazing" ~Fluenza
"God damnit mhanif!" ~lil_Greg15
"Andeeeeeee!" ~calliex11
"meow" ~mhanif62

Porkyyy October 24, 2014 at 3:10 AM UTC

'Porky stop sending me nudes, it's distracting my gameplay!' - jojobloblo

Not even joking. :o

JOHN_CENAAAAAAAA October 24, 2014 at 4:10 AM UTC

"^-^" -90% of staff team

Emmaye October 24, 2014 at 4:10 AM UTC

"^-^" -90% of staff team
aka 3 people doing that face more than 800%

jojobloblo October 24, 2014 at 2:10 PM UTC

'Porky stop sending me nudes, it's distracting my gameplay!' - jojobloblo

Not even joking. :o
Can confirm

JKawesome October 24, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

"Give me your address. I'll 1v1 you IRL" - DGB

StewieFG October 24, 2014 at 7:10 PM UTC

"Give me your address. I'll 1v1 you IRL" - DGB
*hiding on toilet*

Stimulating October 24, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC

http://i.gyazo.com/b066cf637addf6fbc790baa9e6597a30.png 
 
Someone's mad 0.o

resepignev October 25, 2014 at 12:10 AM UTC

When gets the OP updated? ~ me xD

Numberz_ October 25, 2014 at 10:10 PM UTC


SnowSX3 January 7, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"Take that you kangaroo lover!"
-Sulorak

Da_Baus January 7, 2015 at 6:01 AM UTC

Stiarcase - Jake

StewieFG January 7, 2015 at 3:01 PM UTC

lwl- LPHO2001

IviFetita January 7, 2015 at 4:01 PM UTC

Was he warned for be .... *cough*themaddestperson*cough* hack accusing ?

Splades January 7, 2015 at 4:01 PM UTC

"RefuseToSink are  you a Mage? Cause you just made magic happen in my pants."

IviFetita January 7, 2015 at 4:01 PM UTC

"What is a quote?" -Me
"A quote is these things that they are posting, noob." -My another me.
"Please, staff! Stop switching accounts" -Resepignev 2k14

JJTheGuy January 7, 2015 at 4:01 PM UTC

"Nubtox" - _garrett_rocks_
"#merlin4mapdov" -Me

RightSide January 7, 2015 at 4:01 PM UTC

"Hax" Which loads of people say !

kycrafft January 7, 2015 at 7:01 PM UTC

"Refuse does squats but my butt is still bigger."

c4ooo January 13, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"G_SKIPPY is not a person. G_SKIPPY  is a state of being" -Anonymous.

Lavish January 13, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"G_SKIPPY is not a person. G_SKIPPY  is a state of being" -Anonymous.
So true.

Porkyyy January 13, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"wtf m7 ur bad" - 99250.

lactify January 14, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

Rush is tuff

StickilasFanboy January 14, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

"I'm a ping God that can't pvp" -iznot4fun

kycrafft January 14, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

Come on Refuse, I didn't make 13 stacks of levers for nothing.

TheMasterClock January 15, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

One can't simply kill a clock.  -clockracer

MLGtino January 15, 2015 at 11:01 AM UTC

"GLITCHYWUUUUUUUUUN" ~deadlyswordz14

PieZ January 15, 2015 at 4:01 PM UTC

Are you trying to make it look like a tree ~Blade after someone covering the monument right infront of him
Everyone attack ~Pop before all 5 of our rushers die to glitchy and making pirates noises

MidnightBeats January 15, 2015 at 5:01 PM UTC

Nise men
-Evo and Para

Iron January 15, 2015 at 6:01 PM UTC

"Everheard of my cousin Saeed?" -Irone

hasl January 15, 2015 at 6:01 PM UTC

"GG" - Almost everyone who plays Avicus

.

smitdaIt January 15, 2015 at 7:01 PM UTC

"Do you want this book or can I have it"  - Sunrise

_Jupiter January 15, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

Yes! It is annoying how everyone assumes every player is a guy ;-;
Omg I know that feeling ;-;

FrozenSolstice January 15, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

"OMG THERE IS SOMEONE AT SPAWN!" - Some random person.

RefuseToSink January 15, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC



-Some Randy accusing someone of hacking. LOL.

SnowSX3 January 16, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

Sssssssssnake!
-Azazel34

Doppelganger_ January 16, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

Why do I put up with you idiots -  avumbaca to cacal everyday

c4ooo January 16, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

I have two:
 "Whats a Glitch?" -corey1149

And... (this is a conversation, Tommytg3 is accusing tton1515 of hacking)

"He thinks im hacking xD" -tton1515 
"[talking to Azazel34] Azazel34 he used the force to drag me off the thing!" -Tommytg3 

Picture for proof: (sorry for bad editing i am in a hurry)                                          

c4ooo January 16, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC



-Some Randy accusing someone of hacking. LOL.
OMG that is what i said and now i just see your post!!!

Doppelganger_ January 16, 2015 at 1:01 AM UTC

OMG that is what i said and now i just see your post!!!
Can you have the courtesy to blur or block the names of the people that you are naming and shaming?

IviFetita January 16, 2015 at 1:01 AM UTC

"you're creepy" -JKawesome 2k15 skype blocking...

FrozenSolstice January 16, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

"Hissss." -Me, whenever I die. It's a way of venting frustration.

c4ooo January 16, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

Can you have the courtesy to blur or block the names of the people that you are naming and shaming?
Then it wont be much of a "quote" , would it?

Trexychan January 17, 2015 at 1:01 AM UTC

For the glory of avicus
-trex

SnowSX3 January 17, 2015 at 1:01 AM UTC

Then it wont be much of a "quote" , would it?
Yes it would.
Block the names out please.

AutoHit January 17, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"She makes a noise every time I touch her." -sunrise728

MidnightBeats January 18, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

"I DELETED THE DOCUMENT FOR MY APPS"
"Jozz is laughing at me" 

-Pop

RefuseToSink January 18, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

"I DELETED THE DOCUMENT FOR MY APPS"
"Jozz is laughing at me" 

-Pop
That was really funny xD

Eklip_Z January 18, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

"Yay Quantus"

JUBBINATOR January 18, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

"im fast like dat yo"
-Fluenza_ 2015 guise

katiscoool January 18, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

"RAGS STOP HARAGGING ME" - RefuseToSink

JKawesome January 18, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

"im fast like dat yo"
-Fluenza_ 2015 guise

Fouled January 18, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

[4:25:01 PM] Fluenza_: slicorn
[4:25:01 PM] Fluenza_: knock knock
[4:25:04 PM] Slinub: [10:51:38 PM] Fluenza_: im fast like dat yo
<<<
[4:25:12 PM] Slinub: Who's there?
[4:25:16 PM] Fluenza_: Your
[4:25:29 PM] Slinub: Your who
[4:25:33 PM] Fluenza_: Your demotion
[4:25:35 PM] Fluenza_: LOOOOL

kiawwa January 18, 2015 at 7:01 AM UTC

"You and me are tight." -Kiawwa
"I like being tight." -DoctaPop

chaibrit1 January 18, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

"I keep scropping!" -Kat

XtraMajestical January 18, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

'Hacking on Avicus is a big no no!' Sunrise - and some other Mods.....

Sunaye January 18, 2015 at 10:01 AM UTC

"I deleted the monument!" - 7788james.

smitdaIt January 18, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

"Just jump!" - Glitchy1

MLGtino January 18, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"give me mapdev"

Sem January 18, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"you is the ownr. can you give me mapdev? i want mapdev !"

c4ooo January 18, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC


Ummm.... Everybody.

MLGtino January 18, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC


Ummm.... Everybody.
I don't.

c4ooo January 18, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

I don't.
Then you cant play minecraft and your browser cant render this webpage. sense you do play Minecraft and you where able to reed my post, i strongly believe that you do :)

MLGtino January 18, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

Then you cant play minecraft and your browser cant render this webpage. sense you do play Minecraft and you where able to reed my post, i strongly believe that you do :)
It's not a real GPU in my opinion. It's not in my CPU either. My "GPU" is located in my motherboard. It provides very little in terms of graphics. I think it's a sad excuse for a graphics processing unit. 

This is what everyone's GPU should look like:


c4ooo January 19, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

It's not a real GPU in my opinion. It's not in my CPU either. My "GPU" is located in my motherboard. It provides very little in terms of graphics. I think it's a sad excuse for a graphics processing unit. 

This is what everyone's GPU should look like:

Still a GPU tho.

MLGtino January 19, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

Still a GPU tho.
http://gyazo.com/a4322a5e4cedb9e5114dc247cb6d2f58
http://gyazo.com/322957235922407055e22bbb1bce66d9
It's just me.

SnowSX3 January 19, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

"Snow I fna"
-PeachyYas

smitdaIt January 19, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

"I need one that actually has internet on it" - kycrafft



"yolo swag" - coolSpeedyZ



"tyty :D" - D00ZiE


"No mic on this PC" - PeachyYas


"3 kills D00ZiE"  - yun_ting


"I wonder if this guy has a YouTube channel"  -  MLGtino

hpux January 19, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"FLEUNZA"

- Greg

D00ZiE January 19, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"I need one that actually has internet on it" - kycrafft



"yolo swag" - coolSpeedyZ



"tyty :D" - D00ZiE


"No mic on this PC" - PeachyYas


"3 kills D00ZiE"  - yun_ting


"I wonder if this guy has a YouTube channel"  -  MLGtino
"Hello am Spoderman" - HeloAmSpoderman_

Porkyyy January 19, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"basically my dream girl must be able to make shrimp curry" - JUB

Porkyyy January 19, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC


99: "Someone I go to scchool sent me that.."
Peachy: "nice grammar kid denied no interview" 

Numberz_ January 19, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC


99: "Someone I go to scchool sent me that.."
Peachy: "nice grammar kid denied no interview" 
I cri.

Porkyyy January 19, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

I cri.
Too slow!! :D

kycrafft January 19, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"Calculate the mass of the sun"
-kycrafft

"I had 17 youtube tabs open once" -MLGtino


"I sometimes watch TV. Actually I never watch TV I just record the shows and watch them later"
-Refuse

"Um that's still watching TV"-kycrafft

LorSyon January 19, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

95% of words said on Avicus "gg" 
1% Random chat
4% "Ez" "Rect" "nub"

Numberz_ January 19, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

"slicorn on that rebound" - Jubbs

Pigbeard_Pete January 19, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

"higgr 4 ownr ov Avecoos"- evryon evr

badgg January 19, 2015 at 7:01 AM UTC

Still a GPU tho.
Minecraft doesn't need a GPU. It runs on CPU.

PictureFrames January 19, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

Stiarcase - Jake
"The stiarcase gets me every time" -Da_Baus+I, #2k14

RCMP_Mountie January 19, 2015 at 9:01 AM UTC

"The stiarcase gets me every time" -Da_Baus+I, #2k14
stiar revolution 2k15

badgg January 19, 2015 at 10:01 AM UTC

Typical conversation with one of my fellow staff members:


mountie [8:41 PM] knock knock
slackbot [8:41 PM] I don't feel like it.

mountie [8:42 PM] slackbot gowai

fluenza_ [8:43 PM] Whos there

mountie [8:43 PM] my

fluenza_ [8:49 PM] my who

mountie [8:52 PM] my demotion with a legitimate reason

mountie[8:52 PM]ahaha

fluenza_ [8:52 PM] lol!!!!

mountie [8:52 PM] xdddddd

HarryRules2002 January 19, 2015 at 2:01 PM UTC

I want map dev give me map dev I do not know how to get map dev - geor

Trexychan January 19, 2015 at 3:01 PM UTC

trex go to real- some randy

all team up on trex- even more randies

I'm not good. Porky can attest to that- me

Newcleus January 19, 2015 at 3:01 PM UTC

Eric, just because I'm British doesn't mean I'm Pizza.  -RagingLumberJack <3

iDiamondPorkchop January 19, 2015 at 5:01 PM UTC

One can't simply kill a clock.  -clockracer
People are always killing time.....

RefuseToSink January 19, 2015 at 5:01 PM UTC

"Calculate the mass of the sun"
-kycrafft

"I had 17 youtube tabs open once" -MLGtino


"I sometimes watch TV. Actually I never watch TV I just record the shows and watch them later"
-Refuse

"Um that's still watching TV"-kycrafft
Heheheh it's selectively watching TV ;-)

c4ooo January 19, 2015 at 7:01 PM UTC


JJTheGuy January 19, 2015 at 8:01 PM UTC

"Ha JJ! You didn't kill me! You get no pleasure." -pizza334

katiscoool January 20, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

"I keep scropping!" -Kat
dropping*

katiscoool January 20, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

"I'm about to choke on this pancake!1!1" - bpirr :)

Lavish January 20, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"He started cursing me out in Jewish!" -Greg
lmao

NovemberFlame January 20, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

"He started cursing me out in Jewish!" -Greg
Greg (me) would never say that xdddddddd I said Hebrew!

StewieFG January 20, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

"He started cursing me out in Jewish!" -Greg
What's wrong with you all..

SnowSX3 January 20, 2015 at 11:01 AM UTC

"Suck a great couple"
-SkyGirl

FrozenSolstice January 20, 2015 at 11:01 AM UTC

"Suck a great couple"
-SkyGirl
such* SUCH*

FrozenSolstice January 20, 2015 at 11:01 AM UTC

"radeguit."-Snow

FrozenSolstice January 20, 2015 at 1:01 PM UTC

"That's my SkyGirl."- Snow.

MidnightBeats January 21, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Congarts bucko" -Jozz 2K15

HarryRules2002 January 21, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

Oh  goy - Glitchy 2K15

kycrafft January 21, 2015 at 6:01 AM UTC

"I accidentally added frostbite" -Glitchy1
"Lol frostbite in CTH. Add Quintus too please. " -kycrafft

Lavish January 23, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra." - Upsoar

Newcleus January 24, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"We're tight...
Like a well made fence."

-Cupcake1241

TheTNTPotato January 24, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Must keep going in" ~Midnitebb

badgg January 24, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

Fluenza: Hey Connor, welcome to your interview (blah blah blah)

Connor: Thanks for this opportunity... and sorry if I talk too fast, tell me to slow down if you can't understand.

Fluenza: Don't worry, I have to listen to Peachy most of the time..

*PeachyYas pokes you: Shutup noob* 

Fouled January 24, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

Fluenza: Hey Connor, welcome to your interview (blah blah blah)

Connor: Thanks for this opportunity... and sorry if I talk too fast, tell me to slow down if you can't understand.

Fluenza: Don't worry, I have to listen to Peachy most of the time..

*PeachyYas pokes you: Shutup noob* 
Peachy is OP 
#Ream

cinammoncroc000 January 24, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Must keep going in" ~Midnitebb
we must go

deeper

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RCMP_Mountie January 24, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"so yeah" -Refuse

MLGtino January 24, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Fat"

Eklip_Z January 24, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Unfortunately...... You got accepted for Jr Moderator!" - Jake 
Cupcake gets trolled once again

- "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xb6JbIouQw " When I arrive in the mentor room

RefuseToSink January 24, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

As I was explaining some of the Jr Mod Stuff, I received several pokes. I couldn't contain my laughter xD
<21:39:41> "[Mountie] Mountie" pokes you: so yeah
<21:40:21> "[Sulorak] Straightened... so yeah" pokes you: *censored*
<21:40:25> "[SweetMango] So yeah... I'm SweetMango" pokes you: So yeah...
<21:40:53> "[Mountie] Mountie" pokes you: soooooooo yeahhhhhhhhhhh

wollywinky January 24, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

I WASNT READYYYY


Ayy he mad doe

Gokden ;P

kycrafft January 24, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"Unfortunately...... You got accepted for Jr Moderator!" - Jake 
Cupcake gets trolled once again

- "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xb6JbIouQw " When I arrive in the mentor room
Finally I get the link? xD

Buster_U January 24, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

Blah Blah Blah Blah... I mean.... NOTHING - Pizza334

kycrafft January 24, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

"We finally have a humorous staff member!" -Straightened

"I'm not humorous, I'm just a sociopatical person." -kycrafft

ballzi January 24, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

I swear I am not watching Hentai ~ Ballzi 2k15

MLGtino January 24, 2015 at 1:01 PM UTC

I swear I am not watching Hentai ~ Ballzi 2k15
Yes you are.

Da_Baus January 24, 2015 at 1:01 PM UTC

I would rek stimpay with my strafes - Fluenza2K15
Im in ecchi land - BALLZI2K15

AstroPizza January 24, 2015 at 1:01 PM UTC

"yeyeyeyeeyeyey" ~Pizza334

AstroPizza January 24, 2015 at 1:01 PM UTC

"I WANT A QUOTE" ~Buster_U

mustafa January 24, 2015 at 5:01 PM UTC

You're  a hippo

-sunrise

MidnightBeats January 24, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

"Helo Youtube"
"Am Cupquake"
"Am Famous"

-Cupcake

Trexychan January 24, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"Can someone give me a head to rip off and chew pls?"
-me angry

(I would have put what I really said, put it would've been too graphic. :/)

IviFetita January 24, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"The Cupcake has his jr mod coating back" - IvifajitaTY 2k15

Newcleus January 25, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

"My face doesn't get red, it gets black!" -lil_greg15

Glitchaye January 25, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

"My face doesn't get red, it gets black!" -lil_greg15
Maroon*

GrapeSmoothie January 25, 2015 at 8:01 AM UTC

NO! LIES!

JKawesome January 26, 2015 at 6:01 AM UTC

JKawesome: “Why’d you stack teams, Zed?”
Zedther: “To be with Britney”

kycrafft January 26, 2015 at 2:01 PM UTC

"I could be temporarily promoted to Sr. Mod to help with the interviews."

"What's wrong bpirr? You don't like British people?"-Straightened

IviFetita January 26, 2015 at 2:01 PM UTC

"Oh, no! the junior moderators are invading the world! Save our souls!" 
                                                    ~ivifetitaYT, 00:04 AM GMT, January 26th, 2015.

c4ooo January 26, 2015 at 5:01 PM UTC

My argument whith UR_NOT_WORTH_IT: (This may not be 100% acurate but its very close to it)
c4ooo: UR_NOT_WORTH_IT UR_NOT_WORTH_IT
UR_NOT_WORTH_IT: UR_NOT_WORTH_IT
c4ooo: UR_NOT_WORTH_IT 2
UR_NOT_WORTH_IT: UR_NOT_WORTH_IT 3
c4ooo: UR_NOT_WORTH_IT to groom my grandmothers cat.
c4ooo: OOOOOoo
*Every body applauses me*
c4ooo: REKT
It was so funny XD

SnowSX3 January 27, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"It's like the worst 4 dollars I've ever spent"
-AuraFusion on the mobile TeamSpeak app.

PodBox January 27, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"What is a Avicus?" Steven

Glitchaye January 27, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"Im gonna do Ecstasy more often!" - RefuseToSink

kycrafft January 27, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

When Robo was filling something out:
"Prove that you aren't a robot...click the black coffee..."

Fouled January 28, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

"MOOLAN" - Frosted

Ogrey January 28, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

I'm gonna wait patiently for someone to do it for me... B)

Lavish January 28, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

"MOOLAN" - Frosted
*clap clap*

katiscoool January 28, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

JKawesome: “Why’d you stack teams, Zed?”
Zedther: “To be with Britney”
:ooooo

MLGtino January 28, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"doughnuts" ~BlueberryWaffle7

liek if u cri evritiem ;(((

kycrafft January 28, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"talk2joib" -kycrafft

FrostedCupcakez January 28, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"MOOLAN" - Frosted
I was taught that way okay?! T - T

Lavish January 28, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

I was taught that way okay?! T - T
No excuses m9 ^-^

SwanDive January 28, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

I'm gonna wait patiently for someone to do it for me... B)
Challenge accepted.

"I'm gonna wait patiently for someone to do it for me... B)" -Evocal

Challenge completed.

StewieFG January 28, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

I'm gonna wait patiently for someone to do it for me... B)
niiiisseeeee mennnnnnn


" Teamsipik " ~vladthegreat100

edit: ninjad by jake ;-;

Ogrey January 28, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"nise men"

Look at what you have created, Chloe!

smitdaIt January 28, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"Where am I getting hit off from?!??!?!?" - Refuse

MLGtino January 28, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"IT'S FINE ERIC" ~Mooch

Sevoo January 29, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

Its not my fault I have fast hit and you don't

-ShadowSlayer saying to me 

(It isnt so good I cant see much stuff)

SnowSX3 January 29, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

Snow: Is Vegemite sold in America?
Cal: No.
Sul: It's probably illegal

Trexychan January 29, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

k
-moi

SnowSX3 January 29, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

"I'm just a God"
-Sulorak

Newcleus January 29, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

SaviourSeibelsXylophone3bensberger
-SnowSX3 (He's a God)

Dyspa January 29, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

*Channel Switched*
Me: Hi!
Straightened: Get out of here!
*You were moved*
Me: Aww
~ Straightened

kycrafft January 29, 2015 at 3:01 PM UTC

"Welcome to the Survival Let's Play with Ironsoldier2000 and JuanoMC...and Ironsoldier drowned already. " -kycrafft

Rainstruck January 29, 2015 at 3:01 PM UTC

#YoloMVP
-Cal

-Me: "They're underneath us, I'll dig down!!!"
-Cal: "You realize we are above bedrock right?"

hpux January 29, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

"Watch' talkin' bout', Willis?" - Slackbot
"Ya'll Need Jesus" - Slackbot
"What's the meaning of 42?" - Slackbot
"Not nise men :(" - Slackbot
"NO" - Slackbot
"I sometimes wonder if that number holds the secrets to life itself." - Slackbot
"Saying 42 aloud 42 times would be the work of the devil himself" - Slackbot
"The Mayans have predicted that Earth will end in 4242. Do you believe this to be true?" - Slackbot" 
"Who's there?" - Slackbot






Fouled January 29, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

"Watch' talkin' bout', Willis?" - Slackbot
"Ya'll Need Jesus" - Slackbot
"What's the meaning of 42?" - Slackbot
"Not nise men :(" - Slackbot
"NO" - Slackbot
"I sometimes wonder if that number holds the secrets to life itself." - Slackbot
"Saying 42 aloud 42 times would be the work of the devil himself" - Slackbot
"The Mayans have predicted that Earth will end in 4242. Do you believe this to be true?" - Slackbot" 
"Who's there?" - Slackbot





We need to figure out what else Slackbot can say!

Rainstruck January 29, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

We need to figure out what else Slackbot can say!
You know we can change it right?

Rainstruck January 29, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

-Evocal: y did teh chickin cros teh road?
-rileguy: to get to the idiots house?
-rileguy: evocal, knock knock.
-Slackbot: Who's there?
-rileguy: The Chicken!!

XD

Fouled January 30, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

[2015-01-28 8:52:34 PM] Pneumonia_: k
[2015-01-28 8:52:34 PM] Pneumonia_: im dick
[2015-01-28 8:52:36 PM] Slicorn: And 1 more thing
[2015-01-28 8:52:37 PM] Pneumonia_: I MEAN SICK
[2015-01-28 8:52:40 PM] Slicorn: LOL
[2015-01-28 8:52:42 PM] Slicorn: LOL
[2015-01-28 8:52:43 PM] Slicorn: LOL
[2015-01-28 8:52:45 PM] Pneumonia_: DON'T
[2015-01-28 8:52:45 PM] Slicorn: NEW QUOTE
[2015-01-28 8:52:46 PM] Pneumonia_: QUOTE
[2015-01-28 8:52:49 PM] Slicorn: LOL
[2015-01-28 8:52:52 PM] Slicorn: IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

Lavish January 30, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

[2015-01-28 8:52:34 PM] Pneumonia_: k
[2015-01-28 8:52:34 PM] Pneumonia_: im dick
[2015-01-28 8:52:36 PM] Slicorn: And 1 more thing
[2015-01-28 8:52:37 PM] Pneumonia_: I MEAN SICK
[2015-01-28 8:52:40 PM] Slicorn: LOL
[2015-01-28 8:52:42 PM] Slicorn: LOL
[2015-01-28 8:52:43 PM] Slicorn: LOL
[2015-01-28 8:52:45 PM] Pneumonia_: DON'T
[2015-01-28 8:52:45 PM] Slicorn: NEW QUOTE
[2015-01-28 8:52:46 PM] Pneumonia_: QUOTE
[2015-01-28 8:52:49 PM] Slicorn: LOL
[2015-01-28 8:52:52 PM] Slicorn: IM LAUGHING SO MUCH
WOW!11!!!1!

Milki January 30, 2015 at 12:01 AM UTC

anthony0215: milk your such a pilgarlic twat
MilkCream: ...I don't know how to respond to that, mostly because I'm not bald.

smitdaIt January 30, 2015 at 1:01 AM UTC

[8:19:25 PM] Dooz ▪TA▪: hi!?!?!!
[8:19:25 PM] Dooz ▪TA▪: hi!?!?!!
[8:19:25 PM] Dooz ▪TA▪: hi!?!?!!
[8:19:25 PM] Dooz ▪TA▪: hi!?!?!!
[8:19:25 PM] Dooz ▪TA▪: hi!?!?!!
Me: 12 stars


<20:22:33> "hi": hi mod
<20:22:38> "EmeraldSword85": Hi


am famous?????????????????




"Wait a minute.." - Calwhovian



"I can fix it, it's one off."  -  UltraBubbles



"What.. why did you.. no.." - Kycrafft




"Uhhh this high for now" - Venomous_Viper

badgg January 30, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

slicorn [12:37 PM] nise men!
slackbot [12:37 PM] Yes yes, that's very nise... I can feel it tingle!

hpux January 30, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

Get on TS though
peachyyas[9:21 PM]9:21duuuuuuudddddeeee

aurafusion [9:22 PM] IM

aurafusion[9:22 PM]um

aurafusion[9:22 PM]Bathroom-ing

peachyyas [9:22 PM] LOL

aurafusion [9:22 PM] WELL IM NOT GONNA SAY IM SHITTING

aurafusion[9:22 PM]That's

aurafusion[9:23 PM]"Unprofessional"

aurafusion[9:23 PM]xD


Emmaye January 30, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

"You want some? I give it ya!" -hockeyex

SwanDive January 30, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

Get on TS though
peachyyas[9:21 PM]9:21duuuuuuudddddeeee

aurafusion [9:22 PM] IM

aurafusion[9:22 PM]um

aurafusion[9:22 PM]Bathroom-ing

peachyyas [9:22 PM] LOL

aurafusion [9:22 PM] WELL IM NOT GONNA SAY IM SHITTING

aurafusion[9:22 PM]That's

aurafusion[9:23 PM]"Unprofessional"

aurafusion[9:23 PM]xD

... Fantastic. Love you, Peachy. <3

Ducksfanwaterloo January 30, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

""Ducks is eZ" - George Washington" - Dooz











Quoteception???????????

D00ZiE January 30, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

""Ducks is eZ" - George Washington" - Dooz











Quoteception???????????

smitdaIt January 30, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC


StewieFG January 30, 2015 at 10:01 AM UTC

"Ambivalence_/MrExecutive_ is a faggot" - grave8289
If you don't have something smart to comment, don't

SnowGolemKirby January 30, 2015 at 5:01 PM UTC

Sometimes, when people are complaining about lag, I like to say something along the lines of "How many people here are Lagtose Intolerant?".

Admittedly, it doesn't work all the time.... :(

hpux January 30, 2015 at 5:01 PM UTC

"Webkinz can 10 heart you" - Slicorn


straightened [11:56 PM] OH YEAH

straightened[11:56 PM]PUSH THAT SHIFT BUTTON

D00ZiE January 31, 2015 at 2:01 AM UTC

"it wasn't a 3v1, it was 3 1v1s at the same time" - Rot/Peb

Ogrey January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

It begins...



sudekistheboss January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

It begins...


what have i started

Lavish January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"I'm being slingshotted" - Kiawwa

"No Kiarra, it's called being rubberbanded" - Cal

Rainstruck January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

-Random Person, "The Map Is Hacking."
-rileguy, "use /report"

kycrafft January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"[Nexus03] {Noob1} reported kycrafft for: making her a fire sword in NEXUS"

It's not really a quote but it works. FYI there weren't any pyros in the game, either

Lavish January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"No, Im not gay, no wait I take that back" - Kiawwa

kiawwa January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"No, Im not gay, no wait I take that back" - Kiawwa
:'c

Fouled January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"No, Im not gay, no wait I take that back" - Kiawwa
Hype! Stay tuned for more information.

kiawwa January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"I'm being slingshotted" - Kiawwa

"No Kiarra, it's called being rubberbanded" - Cal
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Slingshotted m8.

Lavish January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Dont do it Britney, No wait, Jessica, Agh I cant English right now" - Kiawwa

kiawwa January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Dont do it Britney, No wait, Jessica, Agh I cant English right now" - Kiawwa
OMG. STAPH.

Lavish January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"My mom just sneezed and it was really scary" - Kiawwa

"Oh my God, she did it again" - Kiawwa

"OOOHHH MMYYY GOOOODDD" - Kiawwa 

*giggles*

kiawwa January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"My mom just sneezed and it was really scary" - Kiawwa

"Oh my God, she did it again" - Kiawwa

"OOOHHH MMYYY GOOOODDD" - Kiawwa 

*giggles*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD.

Fouled January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Yeaaahhh" - Frosted

Fouled January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Too many thirsty boys!" - Frosted

kiawwa January 31, 2015 at 3:01 AM UTC

"Too many thirsty boys!" -Jessica2k15 (aka FrostedCupcakez)

Lavish January 31, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"I've dating like 3" - Slicorn

Fouled January 31, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"Snap, crackle, pop!" - Frosted

Eklip_Z January 31, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"You're drunk Cupcake go home!" - Lil_Greg.

FrostedCupcakez January 31, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

Kiawwa: "Snap, crackle, pop.... Goldfish!"
Me: "How do goldfish relate to snap crackle and pop"
Kiawwa: "It sounds like the theme song!"
Cal: "The snack that smiles back, no it doesn't"
Kiawwa: "It's close enough!

ClubberNugget January 31, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"We need to build a bridge" random person on senex.

"I got killed by a barb...... Again," everyone on elimination who didn't have barbarian

Lavish January 31, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"Very berry fruities tooties booties" - Kiawwa

kiawwa January 31, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

*awkward silence*
Slicorn: Me and Cal are dating.
Cal: Whoa there Sli
Jessica: HAHAHAHHA
Me: AHAAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD

Rainstruck January 31, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"Why am I such a popular white girl?"
-RefuseToSink

FrostedCupcakez January 31, 2015 at 4:01 AM UTC

"What did she say? Bread stacks?" -Cal

hpux January 31, 2015 at 5:01 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/c2b4aa005a51771bc7b319572ac736c1

Rainstruck January 31, 2015 at 8:01 PM UTC

"The Keyboard is the best music!"
-JuanoMC

Rainstruck January 31, 2015 at 9:01 PM UTC

-Straightened: "Peachy can you move me out of this channel full of Jr. Mods"
-PeachyYas: *typing*
-Straightened: "WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!"
-TeamSpeak: "User was moved out of your channel."

MissCarmel January 31, 2015 at 10:01 PM UTC

"hahahhahaa nice one schmooooozer" - Rileguy

Rainstruck January 31, 2015 at 11:01 PM UTC

"hahahhahaa nice one schmooooozer" - Rileguy
Lol when was that?

Lavish February 1, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"These girls, I'm lesbian for them" - Kiawwa

kycrafft February 1, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

"Please remove 'porn' from your name, jub" -Straightened

" lance haxxored his way into the freezer" - jub

Dyspa February 1, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

*Me, Panda, Iron and Tino in a UHC*
Me: We need to get back to the portal.
Iron: I know the way.. (Dead End)
Tino: I think we lost our fucking portal!
Panda: *laugh*

"Don't play with Juano, he doesn't know the meaning of going in group".
- Robo

Cyclops February 1, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

"I'm gonna shove a Jewish nuke up your ass" -Greg                                      "Seahawks went against Denver last year"..."No, they went against the Broncos" -Greg


Beyo February 1, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Beyosheild

Newcleus February 1, 2015 at 9:02 AM UTC

"stop leaving your kfc bones on the sidewalk."
-roboticboy16

SnowSX3 February 1, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC

"She's weak"
-SkyGirl
-Kiawwa
-Snow

FrozenSolstice February 1, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC

"You little sniper........ c;"-SnowSX3

FlufflesSub February 1, 2015 at 11:02 AM UTC

" "You little sniper........ c;"-SnowSX3 " -_SkyGirl_9, inception? wat

Zedther February 1, 2015 at 12:02 PM UTC

" "You little sniper........ c;"-SnowSX3 " -_SkyGirl_9, inception? wat - MonsieurStar
lel

Milki February 1, 2015 at 2:02 PM UTC

"HI GUYS IM SINGLE AND 12 AND IM A BOY LOOKING FOR LOVE IF ANYONE WANTS TO LOVE ME MESSAGE ME!!!!"
-MLGtino

Lavish February 1, 2015 at 3:02 PM UTC

"1v1 me Club Panda" - Connor

Lavish February 1, 2015 at 3:02 PM UTC

"If you were a tree, you'd be a good tree" - Mhanif

mustafa February 1, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC

"If you were a tree, you'd be a good tree" - Mhanif
xDD
I only speak the truth <<33

Ducksfanwaterloo February 1, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC

"I only went for it because I thought there was a nacho stand at the end of the yellow path!!"  -  Peachy

Mehrp February 1, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

"1v1 me Club Panda" - Connor
xD

Mehrp February 1, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

I have my own sexy quote: "I did a boo boo D:" :3

Ducksfanwaterloo February 1, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

I have my own sexy quote: "I did a boo boo D:" :3
Sick!

MissCarmel February 1, 2015 at 9:02 PM UTC

"i thought my canada dry can was a hat until i wore it and ginger ale poured out" -Awesomerp

Emmaye February 1, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC


badgg February 2, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

vetzen [4:42 PM] what time is it for aussies?
fluenza_ [4:42 PM] 10AM AEDT

fluenza_[4:42 PM]9AM AEST

fluenza_[4:42 PM]On sun

fluenza_[4:43 PM]later than that will be bad because we gotta ride some kangaroos

Mehrp February 2, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

"i thought my canada dry can was a hat until i wore it and ginger ale poured out" -Awesomerp
I said that? O.o

Rainstruck February 2, 2015 at 2:02 PM UTC

"I'm fluent in the engrish ranguage"
-stormz

_Stormz February 2, 2015 at 2:02 PM UTC

"I'm fluent in the engrish ranguage"
-stormz
Can confirm 100%. :3

Ducksfanwaterloo February 2, 2015 at 3:02 PM UTC

"I'm fluent in the engrish ranguage"
-stormz
Sick quote!

Milki February 2, 2015 at 6:02 PM UTC

Sick quote!
"Sick quote!"-Ducksfanwaterloo

MidnightBeats February 2, 2015 at 6:02 PM UTC

"Chin you there?" -Midnite
"Chin"
"Chin"
"Chin" -Cinnamoncroc000


Autocorrect. :/

HentieSenpai February 2, 2015 at 6:02 PM UTC

Ayyy lmao -midnightbeats

Glitchaye February 2, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

What's A Pelvis? - RefuseToSink

skytheboiica February 2, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

nise men- MLGPorky and vladthegreat100

skytheboiica February 2, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

"Nobody gives me a quote!" -skytheboiica

JUBBINATOR February 3, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

Jubb: o and wut do you consider flirting?
FTW: anything with a winky face
FTW: -.-
Jubb: o no
Jubb: cos i asked her if she eats lunch
FTW: "
cos i asked her if she eats lunch" I died

Rainstruck February 3, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

"I'm seeing Victoria's Secret Ads on the Avicus Webpage!!"
-RefuseToSink

kycrafft February 3, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"I'm seeing Victoria's Secret Ads on the Avicus Webpage!!"
-RefuseToSink
Didn't know Awarriorvenom was a Victoria's Secret model ;0

RefuseToSink February 3, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"I'm seeing Victoria's Secret Ads on the Avicus Webpage!!"
-RefuseToSink
I had a virus ;-; But yes, this did indeed happen

Ducksfanwaterloo February 3, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"Upload my video" -kycrafft


"Hey ducks, when are you going to upload my video" - kycrafft


"Ducks, upload my video or riot" - kycrafft


"hey can you upload the video now" - kycrafft


"hi"  -  kycrafft

Dyspa February 3, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

(   Y   )
- Cal

I'll show you how to do it, let me poke you.
- RefuseToSink

For the ones wondering, no, I'm not a pervert!

kycrafft February 3, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"Who is this Lisa person?" -bpirr

"Robo's mom" -jub

HersheyPotatoes February 4, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"Don't do drugs kids, or you  will end up like Snowcone202." -Snowcone202

IviFetita February 4, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC

"Hacking is a big nono"
                                        ~Zeusy, 2 minutes ago. 2k15.

Rainstruck February 4, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC

"I changed my name!!! Waited I typed it in wrong." Anonymous

MidnightBeats February 5, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"I need an alt called 'BaggedMilk_'" -Mountie

"I'll get an account called TimHortons_"
"Then you and me can be the Canadian Squad"
"lmao" -Midnight

"Timbits_" -Mountie

"We'll be like, 'Make way, timbits and milk coming through.'" -Midnight

JUBBINATOR February 5, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

[5:18:48 PM] ***  "I Wanna be Fast like dat, yo" *** - 99250

Lavish February 5, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

"[6:21 PM] Dubby | Avi-Mod: that's how long it is" - Dubby

kycrafft February 6, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

"Give him the big kick" - Refuse

Dyspa February 6, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

"Everything that goes upsoar needs to go downsoar"
- kycrafft
;(

FrostedCupcakez February 6, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"Best him up" -John

JJTheGuy February 6, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"Hey, you aren't the owner!"
-everyone

source_route February 6, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"ima punch you with the front of  my foot" -system_overload

PokerFace February 6, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"Tynvale for Youtuber" PokerFace_Legend

Yes i did say he should be youtuber first.

VenomousViper February 6, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"Juano_ are you a hot asian chick too?' - kycrafft

kycrafft February 6, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"Juano_ are you a hot asian chick too?' - kycrafft
#confirmed

FrostedCupcakez February 6, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

#confirmed
Omg this... xDD So awkward but funny at the same time lolol

kycrafft February 6, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Omg this... xDD So awkward but funny at the same time lolol
Yeah that was weird. And you and JuanoMC never denied it.

JJTheGuy February 6, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Omg this... xDD So awkward but funny at the same time lolol
Wait, I thought you were a hot asian chick.

FrostedCupcakez February 6, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

Wait, I thought you were a hot asian chick.
Says whoo? Oh yeah.

Dyspa February 6, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

Wait, I thought you were a hot asian chick.
Ooh damn!
I'm hot, I know but I'm not an asian chick, I'm a beaner..

StewieFG February 6, 2015 at 12:02 PM UTC

"[6:21 PM] Dubby | Avi-Mod: that's how long it is" - Dubby
lol.........

"ErivV4" -Robin_DD_J

GrapeSmoothie February 6, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

The_Detonator_ \\‎5‎:‎01‎ ‎PM Ok‏  I will release my feelings‏  I have a homosexual attraction to cal‏  Sorry‏

Lavish February 6, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

The_Detonator_ \\‎5‎:‎01‎ ‎PM Ok‏  I will release my feelings‏  I have a homosexual attraction to cal‏  Sorry‏
seems legit

TheTNTPotato February 7, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

midnightbeats [8:02 PM] FLUEYYY
midnightbeats[8:02 PM]IM MAKING THE THREAD MATEEE

midnightbeats[8:03 PM]I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO DO IT THOUGHHH

fluenza_ [8:03 PM] huh

fluenza_[8:03 PM]just press post

MidnightBeats February 7, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

midnightbeats [8:02 PM] FLUEYYY
midnightbeats[8:02 PM]IM MAKING THE THREAD MATEEE

midnightbeats[8:03 PM]I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO DO IT THOUGHHH

fluenza_ [8:03 PM] huh

fluenza_[8:03 PM]just press post
._.

kycrafft February 7, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

Wait, I thought you were a hot asian chick.
Actually I am too.

MidnightBeats February 7, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

After replying to a post that Pete wanted revised.

"That looks pretty good" -Iron
"Add another smiley face at the end" -Midnight
"Or a heart <3" -Pete
"Even better, everyone needs a little love in their lives." -Midnight

MajestysDream February 7, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

After replying to a post that Pete wanted revised.

"That looks pretty good" -Iron
"Add another smiley face at the end" -Midnight
"Or a heart <3" -Pete
"Even better, everyone needs a little love in their lives." -Midnight
Beautiful <3

GrapeSmoothie February 8, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

<19:07:07> "[pand] pand": fluenza is beatboxing against the jr mods to see if they are worthy enough

badgg February 8, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

<19:07:07> "[pand] pand": fluenza is beatboxing against the jr mods to see if they are worthy enough
this

alexanderjoe February 8, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"thats to far, im taking a taxi to the monuments" cal(or Lavish)

kycrafft February 8, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

this
"I won the beatbox all jr mods and mods demoted" -FluenZa 


I hope this is right

kiawwa February 8, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

"My double D boobs helped us win."
--- _Taipan2k15 (JakeyPoo)

kiawwa February 8, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

"What the fluffernuts"
--- JakeyPoo

kycrafft February 8, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

"The more you ask me when you are going to get a result, the longer it will take." -Flu

"Then can I keep asking and be Jr. Mod forever?" -kycrafft

badgg February 8, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

"The more you ask me when you are going to get a result, the longer it will take." -Flu

"Then can I keep asking and be Jr. Mod forever?" -kycrafft
some1 isn't keeping their rank this week 8^)

PictureFrames February 8, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

"Balls.. Uh, OOH, uhm.. Uhhmm... Um. Thinking.."

-Kiarra 2k15

kycrafft February 8, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

some1 isn't keeping their rank this week 8^)
8^(

MidnightBeats February 9, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"midnise"
-caleb_gl <3

kycrafft February 9, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"But there is avicus.net/singles" -kycrafft

Glitchaye February 9, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

*Laughter* - Sunny

kycrafft February 9, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

"Glit is laying his eggs" [Glitchy's TS name]

Goodnighht February 9, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

"I know your dp! I'll DDOS you!!!!" don't remember 
me- "it's called an ip....."

Rainstruck February 10, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

RIP Slackbot (2015-2015)
-RileGuy

Newcleus February 10, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"We could like, go to Cuba and get those like, YOLO shirts with like Cuba on it and stuff."
-Refuse

Posighdun February 10, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

"Reports before games"-Pizza334

Dyspa February 10, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

"Press that A in your desktop Tino" -Straightened
"You'll shock when you see my desktop", 1 minute later, 10000 files pop up in his desktop. -MLGTino

GrapeSmoothie February 11, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

"Cupcake go home your drunk" -lil_greg15
"NO!" -Eklip_Z (Cupcake)

rememes February 11, 2015 at 8:02 PM UTC

anyone wanna play sensex?

D00ZiE February 11, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

anyone wanna play sensex?
Only if we play quintoos after!!!

FrostedCupcakez February 12, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

"it twerks"
"works*"

-The one and only... Cal.

Lavish February 12, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

"it twerks"
"works*"

-The one and only... Cal.
Wow xD

FrostedCupcakez February 12, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

"Stay in vegetables, eat your teeth, brush your drugs, and don't do milk" 

-MidnightBEATS' Words Of Wisdom

HentieSenpai February 12, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

"Stay in vegetables, eat your teeth, brush your drugs, and don't do milk" 

-MidnightBEATS' Words Of Wisdom
This is getting confusing.

Titan16 February 12, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

This is getting confusing.
You're getting confusing.

MidnightBeats February 12, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"Stay in vegetables, eat your teeth, brush your drugs, and don't do milk" 

-MidnightBEATS' Words Of Wisdom
xD

but yeah, this was actually so funny, and then refuse came back and started asking why we were all laughing... hahah

FrostedCupcakez February 12, 2015 at 6:02 PM UTC

xD

but yeah, this was actually so funny, and then refuse came back and started asking why we were all laughing... hahah
I seriously love your sayings xDDD I should quote you more often AHAH.

c4ooo February 12, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC


Milki February 12, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

"Stay in vegetables, eat your teeth, brush your drugs, and don't do milk" 

-MidnightBEATS' Words Of Wisdom
dafuq

i'm not a drug MB

get off your weed, coke, and whatever other drugs you're on

GrapeSmoothie February 13, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhahahahaahahahha 12 minutes later...
haahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahhaha...................................hahahaahah Another 12 minutes later...
ahahahhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahaah Takes a small break... (2 sec) HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHhahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH      -RefuseToSink She laughed for 24 minutes straight o-o

GrapeSmoothie February 13, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

<20:40:32> "[Jubbz] ": merlin you stared
<20:40:34> "[Jubbz] ": i fucking know it
<20:40:45> "[Jubbz] ": you tried to smack dat ass
<20:40:51> "[Jubbz] ": it was too noice for you to resist
<20:40:54> "[Jubbz] ": :3



kycrafft February 13, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"who is your favourite aw[pfJbyonafkbbn" -kycrafft

lockRuby February 13, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC



- Me in staff chat making the | a lenny face

SnowSX3 February 13, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

On Slack.

Snow: What'd I miss?
Ambi: SNOW SNOW SNOW
Zues: Snow
Snow: Hey!
Zues:Be my valentine?
Ambi: BE MY VALENTINE F*** YOU OMG

xD

PictureFrames February 13, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

On Slack.

Snow: What'd I miss?
Ambi: SNOW SNOW SNOW
Zues: Snow
Snow: Hey!
Zues:Be my valentine?
Ambi: BE MY VALENTINE F*** YOU OMG

xD
Seems about right. xD

MidnightBeats February 13, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Midnight: Tell me a joke Taipan?
Taipan: What's black and white and red all over.

Midnight: A zebra in a blender.

Lavish February 13, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

Me: Im gonna put two in at once.

Jake: Cal what are you doing.

Me: Overdosing on cough drops

PictureFrames February 13, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

(On a Skype call)

Me: Cal, any good snack recommendations?

Cal: Yeah man, Chesse Itz.

Me: Jesus?

Cal: No dude, peeze.. Ch.. Ch... Peeze.. God damn it. CHEESE ITZ

Newcleus February 14, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

"I know, I truly am awesome."
-SnowSX3

JUBBINATOR February 14, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

[1/23/2015 6:40:47 PM] Jubb: I miss you :c
[1:04:49 PM] Blueberry Waffle7: No need to be upset
[5:19:32 PM] Jubb: :O y tho

Didn't reply yet
but he did reply
wrip :(
He was my homie :CCCC

hpux February 14, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

To Jozz - "F****** Australians" - DoctaPop
"I'm still in my dressing gown!" - FluenZa_

JUBBINATOR February 14, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

[9:53:14 PM] Tino (っ・ω・)っ: HMMM
[9:53:17 PM] Tino (っ・ω・)っ: I SEE
[9:53:27 PM] Tino (っ・ω・)っ: SOMEONE WHO FAPS TO "real porn"
[9:53:33 PM] Tino (っ・ω・)っ: LAAAAAAAAAME

Ducksfanwaterloo February 14, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

"give  us  the  child"  -  Everyone from plug dj earlier today xdd

Dyspa February 14, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

"give  us  the  child"  -  Everyone from plug dj earlier today xdd
Pand is a god \o/

GrapeSmoothie February 14, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC


FrostedCupcakez February 14, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

... I said "Hush child." 
Wow, tough crowd...

hpux February 14, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

"Cangrets" - Cal

hpux February 14, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/96ae25f2526e7b6650bbf41c70e56eb4

Lavish February 14, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

"Cangrets" - Cal
I approve of this quote.

Rainstruck February 14, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

Tnt Maps 4 Days!!
-RileGuy

JUBBINATOR February 15, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

I approve of this quote.
But you still kicked me for saying "the pen is red" ???
I am ashamed of you!

yummys February 15, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

Hey MLGtino it is A_F_BEAST!

yummys February 15, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

PeachYas is an awesome staff member <3 PeachyYas!

kycrafft February 15, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Hey MLGtino it is A_F_BEAST!
PeachyYas got sucked up by a Vacuum and died, gg.

FrostedCupcakez February 15, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

"CONGRATULATE SNOW OR DIEEE"

-Elsa

SnowSX3 February 15, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

"CONGRATULATE SNOW OR DIEEE"

-Elsa
Wait what? xD

FrozenSolstice February 15, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

Wait what? xD
Aheheh... I was feeling evil that day... also, I was happy for Snow :D

<3

Cryomancies February 15, 2015 at 9:02 PM UTC

"What did you do this time, Crusty?" - PeachyYas 2013

Milki February 15, 2015 at 9:02 PM UTC

Hi peachy, i talked to you earlier about this. Here's the link. I hope i can get emerald soon. :D

[Removed for privacy reasons]
You might want to cover up some of that information, and you should probably bring this up with him on Skype.

"http://g.vatgia.vn/gallery_img/16/yix1392716360.jpg  my tablet‏" -BlackMetalGhost

Sevoo February 15, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

I get 40 ms.

I guess thats good...kinda?

-Pyro/Bader

FrostedCupcakez February 15, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

"the Asian in the hot Asian chick"

-Jubby

katiscoool February 16, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

[2/11/2015 9:33:16 PM] bpirr1: I BET UR HAVING FUN AT CAMP
[2/11/2015 9:33:18 PM] bpirr1: HUUUUUH
[2/11/2015 9:33:28 PM] bpirr1: OH YEAA YOU MAKE THEM HAND CRAFTS

FrostedCupcakez February 16, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

Me: Andrew
MasterPro (Andrew): Jessica?
Porky: Yes? I mean... Uhh ._.

MasterProX February 16, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

Me: Andrew
MasterPro (Andrew): Jessica?
Porky: Yes? I mean... Uhh ._.
I still have no idea why you called my name.

FrostedCupcakez February 16, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

"Guys... It smells like burgers in my house, repeat it smells like burgers. I'm gonna cry *makes weird noise*"

-Annamarie

kycrafft February 16, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

"I got soup all over my chin"

-RefuseToSink

"I'm just going to be forever alone in TS, I guess. [3 mods join my channel] Oh." -kycrafft

mustafa February 16, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"Left soup in my room and now my room smells weird" 
-Refuddle

BerserkBeats February 16, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"i guess?" ~Justinrockslegos

GrapeSmoothie February 16, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

" I want to get accustomed with all the teams, to find their weak points and shove my finger through them." -Cyclops (Robo)

FrostedCupcakez February 16, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

Tan: "Where do you live?"
Jack: "Are you a pedo?"
Tan: "yes i am, tanpedo"

HentieSenpai February 16, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

"QUOTED"-Frostedcupcakez

PictureFrames February 16, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

"My pants smell weird but I really like these pants"

-AcceptToFloat 2k15

FrozenSolstice February 16, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

"50 Shades of Mac."
-FrozenSolstice

SnowSX3 February 16, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

" I want to get accustomed with all the teams, to find their weak points and shove my finger through them." -Cyclops (Robo)
LOL!

hasl February 16, 2015 at 9:02 AM UTC

"Something strange with this play-er. Who you gonna call? Da staff team!"
-A boy who is called Jack

_Avy February 16, 2015 at 9:02 AM UTC

"Something strange with this play-er. Who you gonna call? Da staff team!"
-A boy who is called Jack
Heh

SnowSX3 February 16, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC

"It makes me sound like a depressed pedo"
-Sesspee

FrozenSolstice February 16, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC

"Squid, I've found the perfect guy for you, his name is pelpelajax. He likes squid, AND he plays MineCraft!"
Me, talking to my irl friend, Squid.

PokerFace February 16, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC

"Squid, I've found the perfect guy for you, his name is pelpelajax. He likes squid, AND he plays MineCraft!"
Me, talking to my irl friend, Squid.
Squidward Tentacles!

Milki February 16, 2015 at 1:02 PM UTC

"Squid, I've found the perfect guy for you, his name is pelpelajax. He likes squid, AND he plays MineCraft!"
Me, talking to my irl friend, Squid.
It took you that long to tell your friend Pel was a thing?! XD

U_K February 16, 2015 at 1:02 PM UTC

*/join* "BLUE! / RED!" -evary1 sad facee

Porkyyy February 16, 2015 at 3:02 PM UTC

Me: Andrew
MasterPro (Andrew): Jessica?
Porky: Yes? I mean... Uhh ._.
I don't even know why I responded. :P

Porkyyy February 16, 2015 at 3:02 PM UTC

"Is it possible for dogs to have ADHD?"-JKStrafes_

BoldAndBrash February 16, 2015 at 3:02 PM UTC

"refusetosink reach hacks" 


- randy

skytheboiica February 16, 2015 at 4:02 PM UTC

"This girl is on _Phyre" -izpossibly4fun

RefuseToSink February 16, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC

"refusetosink reach hacks" 


- randy
I got reported a lot yesterday for reach hacks xDD

Glitchaye February 16, 2015 at 6:02 PM UTC

"Do you guys have any gummy snakes?" - Sulorak/Straightened/Whoever

FrostedCupcakez February 16, 2015 at 8:02 PM UTC

"I just pointed at a fish and said "that feesh is hot" and my mom said I needed medication"

-Annamarie

ViceTechnicolour February 16, 2015 at 8:02 PM UTC

"okay, so guys
i went out to buy a thing of pepsi right
and this kitten comes hauling ass toward me faster than sanic
i flipped out and locked myself inside the 7-eleven
then, i got the pepsi then ran out
i slipped and it poured all over me and the kitten ran away
i just came home and i know today will be a bad day"
http://imgur.com/RgCMjqJ"

hpux February 16, 2015 at 9:02 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/0285d9e7b30d4bbaa2d4112b65f55e6d

Emmaye February 16, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

"Sit down kid"

Rainstruck February 16, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

Lol this autoclicker places blocks so fast xD

-Person In my game!! 

XD

kycrafft February 16, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

"Aimbooty" -Refuse

MLGtino February 16, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

"Aimbooty" -Refuse
Because who wouldn't wanna aim for that booty.

mustafa February 16, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

Refuddle - "Your microwave is HAWT"

Jake - "Your microwave is sexy"

Jake - "I want to touch your Microwave" 

*5 minutes later*

Refuddle - "Im gonna go heat up my rice"

Jake - "Are you gonna use your sexy microwave"

Jake - "You should use MY sexy microwave"

Lavish February 16, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

"Rest in pepperonis" - Refuse

ps. Pizza, you should be concerned.

kycrafft February 17, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

"I microwaved my cat, anyone have an extra one I can borrow?"

-Straightened

JJTheGuy February 17, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/PLsHcMq
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Newcleus February 17, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC


ViceTechnicolour February 17, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

So people don't think I abuse, the fissura match had broken regions so when a staff told me I hopped on, said "Fear not, Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" then ending and fixing the regions.

Shadowbladz February 17, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"he got a combo on me he's hacking!"

Porkyyy February 17, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"I got sneeze on my monitor" - RefuseToNotFloat

ViceTechnicolour February 17, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

solux [1:10 AM] @everyone Dear Juniors, pls remember to follow the ban guidelines.
tanpopo [1:10 AM] Not just juniors, mods too please

zedther [1:10 AM] especially sol

solux [1:10 AM] HAY

tanpopo [1:10 AM] Mods make mistakes too

solux [1:10 AM] The guidelines are my bible

zedther [1:11 AM] then you must sin a lot 

badgg February 17, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

theservant 5:13 PM We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Jozzs interwebs box


mango_ 5:14 PM We're used to those kind of ceremonies here is Aus

ViceTechnicolour February 17, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

zedther [1:16 AM] Jess you're in canada right?
frostedcupcakez [1:17 AM] Yeahh
zedther [1:17 AM] do you gys have like
zedther [1:17 AM] floppy heads like canadians from south park?

D00ZiE February 17, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

"Don't say I am god because it may offend others" - Anon. Jr. Joe

Porkyyy February 17, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

"I'm fast like dat yo" - Flueh

Solux February 17, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

"Vacuum OP...Must be Dyson." -Solux

FrozenSolstice February 17, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC

"solux you young organism."- Fluenza

_Stormz February 17, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC

"Avum! Buy wards/courier!" -Everyone who plays Dota in Cacalmarin.

pope_panda February 17, 2015 at 11:02 AM UTC

"Don't say I am god because it may offend others" - Anon. Jr. Joe
what a god

D00ZiE February 17, 2015 at 1:02 PM UTC

what a god
Shhhh!!!! You might offend somebody!!!

Rainstruck February 18, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

"Successify"

-TheGamingSlayaYT

Lavish February 18, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC


RefuseToSink February 18, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

Frosted, TheMasterClock, Cal, Venomous- *Trying different ways to say "Annamarie"*

ViceTechnicolour February 18, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

http://i.imgur.com/YXmKIMu.gif - me

FrostedCupcakez February 18, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

Cal: "*reading chat* My buttcheeks are warm"
Clock: "Mine are warmer!"

Porkyyy February 18, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

Refuse: "stalk my twitter i dare you"
Vlad: "
I can do magical things with the internet"

Oh boy that's not good. :o

Rainstruck February 18, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

-Me, "THEY'RE COMING!!!!!"
-Bubbles, "Riley you've been screaming for the past 5 minutes that their coming you won't die I promise"
RileGuy was shot off of a high place by xxxxxxxx
-Bubbles, "You Finally Died!! XD"

Porkyyy February 18, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"Nice grammar kid denied no interview" - Peachy / Vacuum

source_route February 18, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

(forgot their name): can some one help me with my name chnage?
Me: www.mojang.cok
JKawesome: xD
Me: whoops.. .com*

Jahaj February 18, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Please don't soam! -FrostedCupcakez

FrostedCupcakez February 18, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Please don't soam! -FrostedCupcakez
I meant spam* but same difference right?

Jahaj February 18, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

I meant spam* but same difference right?
At first I thought it said soap. xD

Jahaj February 18, 2015 at 1:02 PM UTC

/kpom -whenever I'm one key off of typing /join

MidnightBeats February 19, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

http://media0.giphy.com/media/SMy0BNwF3UKLm/giphy.gif

Basically our messages in the "random" staff chat.

Lavish February 19, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"My hits don't render" - Refuse

FrostedCupcakez February 19, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

http://media0.giphy.com/media/SMy0BNwF3UKLm/giphy.gif

Basically our messages in the "random" staff chat.
./giphy horse fails

SnowSX3 February 19, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

"I'm not giving away any tactical information... But let's just say there's an enemy playing on the same walls match as you. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying this to "warn you" I'm only saying this because I felt like it needed to be said. No tactical info given away."

-Jake

_Laugh_ February 19, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

"We're done when I say we're done."

Rainstruck February 19, 2015 at 1:02 PM UTC

-Merlin,"Rileguy can you come help me?"
-Me, "Sure I'm coming!"
-Merlin, "Ew that's nasty."

HentieSenpai February 19, 2015 at 4:02 PM UTC

_Taipan, "On a scale from 1 to screwed, you're pretty much screwed."
{Related to Snow's post c: }


-Jake

Glitchaye February 19, 2015 at 4:02 PM UTC

"rawr"

Emmaye February 19, 2015 at 6:02 PM UTC

"rawr"
...

kycrafft February 19, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

"I just ate pudding that expired a year ago

brb throwing up"  -RefuseToSink

"
ANNAMARIE, why tf would you eat year old pudding?" -FrostedCupcakez

"
Year old pudding is the best" -MLGPorky

Porkyyy February 19, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

"I just ate pudding that expired a year ago

brb throwing up"  -RefuseToSink

"
ANNAMARIE, why tf would you eat year old pudding?" -FrostedCupcakez

"
Year old pudding is the best" -MLGPorky
Can confirm. xDD

Rainstruck February 19, 2015 at 8:02 PM UTC

^Ditto!!! =]

MidnightBeats February 20, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

(FrostedCupcakez)
FLUEY GAVE ME THE FLU

(Fluenza_)
Damn
Was aiming for zeus

kycrafft February 20, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

"-40 celcius

That's" -iz

"-40 Fahrenheit >.<" -iz

FrozenSolstice February 20, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

Me: "A tree just fell in the pool O_O"
Zeus: "Let it go! *tree falls in the pool*"

Gotta love them cyclone quotes :)

skytheboiica February 20, 2015 at 4:02 PM UTC

"Pixilhammer stop using mcdonalds internet" -n6u5r6x2

Rainstruck February 20, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC

-Lavish, "I won't change my skin ever! Even after two years. I will only change my skin if you make my sweatshirt pink."
-Rileguy, "Done!"

zero9178 February 20, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

"Parents these days" -me
"Ikr!! They never close the door" - buster

StewieFG February 20, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

Me: Evo u look so sexy in your skype profile pic!!
Me: But you look like you're 17, strange you say you're 13
Evocal: What xd
Evocal: im 16
Me: You look like my dad
Me: O_O
Evocal: :O ._.

sheemee1836 February 20, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

Guys I can't make a new post on the forums :(

StewieFG February 20, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

Guys I can't make a new post on the forums :(
Press on a category you want to post in, then press the 'New Discussion' button, write the title and everything you need, then press the 'Post Discussion' button'.

On topic:

Me: Sunrise
Me: Will you be my valentine
Me: <3
Sunrise: Sure!!
Sunrise: Now I have 3 valentines!!
Me: WOW

Glitchaye February 20, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

"Thats such a cute cactus, its so tiny and adorable" - Refuse

Rainstruck February 20, 2015 at 8:02 PM UTC

I wonder how many of the posts on this thread are about Refuse... XD

Dyspa February 20, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

I wonder how many of the posts on this thread are about Refuse... XD
I wonder why all of the posts are about Refuse.
That's the question.
Guys, chill out.

kycrafft February 20, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

I wonder how many of the posts on this thread are about Refuse... XD
She says the weirdest sh*t imaginable

FrostedCupcakez February 20, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

She says the weirdest sh*t imaginable
Agreed. 

"when your teacher gives you mints and a pack of mustard because you finished your assignment first"

-Annamarie

Glitchaye February 20, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

Agreed. 

"when your teacher gives you mints and a pack of mustard because you finished your assignment first"

-Annamarie
Mints and a pack of mustard.

What a good dipping sauce.

RCMP_Mountie February 21, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

Mints and a pack of mustard.

What a good dipping sauce.
Next should be a candy cane and relish right??

SnowSX3 February 21, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

Strafes: I crashed, came back and now staff chat works lol
Porky: Lol, nice :D
Snow: Now you know what to do next time :P
Porky: Lool :D
Strafes: xD
Porky: Just crash and you're good
Snow: LOL
Strafes: Say hi to Peachy, then crash, then come back and it'll work
Snow: Peachy holds all the power
Porky: ^^

Porkyyy February 21, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

Strafes: I crashed, came back and now staff chat works lol
Porky: Lol, nice :D
Snow: Now you know what to do next time :P
Porky: Lool :D
Strafes: xD
Porky: Just crash and you're good
Snow: LOL
Strafes: Say hi to Peachy, then crash, then come back and it'll work
Snow: Peachy holds all the power
Porky: ^^
Perfect tutorial for getting the staff chat back up! :D

goldenwalrus909 February 21, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"Dat rainbow needs some therapy" 
                                                        -goldenwalrus909

RefuseToSink February 21, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

She says the weirdest sh*t imaginable
I speak freely :-)

PokerFace February 21, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC

"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."
-Stupid people xD

FrostedCupcakez February 21, 2015 at 9:02 AM UTC

"I like diamond hoses" -Elsa

SnowSX3 February 21, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC

/tb SnowSX3 4d Not sexy
-FluenZa_

FrozenSolstice February 21, 2015 at 11:02 AM UTC

(During my Jr Mod trial)
Me: I'll kick this person.
Snow: coolcool
RefuseToSink: VERY GOOD, EVERY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I'LL COME DOWN TO AUSTRALIA AND GIVE YOU A SHOULDER MASSAGE.
Me: O_O What the heck... how did you even get in here?
RefuseToSink: Magical Mod superpowers.

SnowSX3 February 21, 2015 at 11:02 AM UTC

(During my Jr Mod trial)
Me: I'll kick this person.
Snow: coolcool
RefuseToSink: VERY GOOD, EVERY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I'LL COME DOWN TO AUSTRALIA AND GIVE YOU A SHOULDER MASSAGE.
Me: O_O What the heck... how did you even get in here?
RefuseToSink: Magical Mod superpowers.
I wonder how you activate those Magical Superpowers? I wanna freak some Jrs out :P

Porkyyy February 21, 2015 at 4:02 PM UTC

Rileguy: How is/was China?
Iron: It was great ;) The great wall was so steep :o
Theservant: Are there public toilets in the great wall
Iron: No
Iron: Nope
Porky: ...
Ambivalence_: Must have been hard
Iron: There are some at every other interval
Iron: but not often enough
Iron: xd

FrozenSolstice February 21, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

I wonder how you activate those Magical Superpowers? I wanna freak some Jrs out :P
I know right >.>

MidnightBeats February 22, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

RileGuy
(After seeing all the congratulations posts due to his promotion)
Thnx everyone! It really means a lot! 

MLGPorky
Np rile! well deserved :D

MidnightBeats
Rile my man! Congrats c:

MLGPorky
MY man

MidnightBeats
fight me

PictureFrames February 22, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

"Oh god.. Almost just touched the Orange water."

-EnnaMurie

SWEET_Johny February 22, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

'Some mod' - Watch the caps please!

'Some scrandy' - Watching the caps is so boring, it's literally just staring at a key.

PokerFace February 22, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
-Anonymous

skytheboiica February 22, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC

"I didn't saw the glass" - beyrdo

ViceTechnicolour February 22, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC

"refuse"
"
theres 1 girl that is cute. variables are r, e, f, u, s, e, t, o, s, i, n, k. say if i got together with her..."
"
o hi thats me"
"
solve that"
"
Is it efusertinkso" [peachy]
"
^"
"no it 
= divorce u don fel into my trap"

HentieSenpai February 22, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

"I'm still waiting for that day for everyone to start using "Geegee" instead of "gg" -MidnightDreams *Looks at the stars in the nightsky*

TheTNTPotato February 22, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC

[9:42:49 AM] Vacuum: so we have to w9

[10:07:32 AM] TNTGal | Life | SaekoXTakashiOTP: y
[10:07:34 AM] TNTGal | Life | SaekoXTakashiOTP: What happened?
[10:08:32 AM] Vacuum: Nothing I just thought it would be coll
[10:08:34 AM] Vacuum: cookl

[10:09:04 AM] TNTGal | Life | SaekoXTakashiOTP: Kammy is a god
[10:09:04 AM] TNTGal | Life | SaekoXTakashiOTP: I love him

Emmaye February 22, 2015 at 7:02 PM UTC


Particulating February 22, 2015 at 8:02 PM UTC

Montreal Canadiens and Washington Capitals are the best

hpux February 22, 2015 at 9:02 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/cd5cc809df820d3d75a407bb3724e2cf

KawaiiNutellaX February 22, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

(Ive Got a account Yey XD ) Idk What they are so....XD

Cyclops February 22, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

[6:31 PM] Kiarra | avn jr. мodəraтor: so go fuck a dick robo

smitdaIt February 22, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

[6:31 PM] Kiarra | avn jr. мodəraтor: so go fuck a dick robo
Can confirm

Ztratos February 22, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

[6:31 PM] Kiarra | avn jr. мodəraтor: so go fuck a dick robo
Can confirm

Dyspa February 22, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

[6:31 PM] Kiarra | avn jr. мodəraтor: so go fuck a dick robo
I was witness, confirmed.

FrostedCupcakez February 23, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

*Me, Britney, Annamarie & Dubby talking about Lush bath bombs*

Cal: "I've never heard of a bath bomb in my life before"
Fluey: "We can have 1 together lavish" 
Fluey: "I mean like..."
Cal: "We can take turns so its no homo"

Glitchaye February 23, 2015 at 3:02 PM UTC

[6:31 PM] Kiarra | avn jr. мodəraтor: so go fuck a dick robo
Does it go in your ear?

Lavish February 23, 2015 at 3:02 PM UTC

*Me, Britney, Annamarie & Dubby talking about Lush bath bombs*

Cal: "I've never heard of a bath bomb in my life before"
Fluey: "We can have 1 together lavish" 
Fluey: "I mean like..."
Cal: "We can take turns so its no homo"
tru

chaibrit1 February 24, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

*KatLikesPie talking about her missing donuts*
"if it's in my tum tum i wud say yum yum."
EDIT: "I found my donuts!!"

kycrafft February 24, 2015 at 1:02 AM UTC

"I'm lumpy" - TheServant

RCMP_Mountie February 24, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"I just used foreign shampoo and it smells like lemons " -refuse

SnowSX3 February 24, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

We could rename this thread "Refuse's quotes" :P

MidnightBeats February 24, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC



"learn the ways of airbending" -Astronis

JUBBINATOR February 24, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC



"learn the ways of airbending" -Astronis
that movie is amazing 10/10

hpux February 24, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"Oki doki" - Ambi
"Eyy" - Ambi

RefuseToSink February 24, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

We could rename this thread "Refuse's quotes" :P
Heheheheh :3

@Moontea still smells like lemons :3

JUBBINATOR February 24, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Heheheheh :3

@Moontea still smells like lemons :3
I know where you live

Ackataka February 24, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

I CAME IN LIKE A TANK!!! - rilomilo9 (before he was banned)

FrostedCupcakez February 24, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

Me: "Can someone teach me how to sleep...?"
Trans (TheServant): "Hit your head on your bedside table and you'll pass right out!"

PokerFace February 24, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC



"learn the ways of airbending" -Astronis
I love how all the red guys back off xD.

FrozenSolstice February 24, 2015 at 8:02 PM UTC

"You see this? This right here. It's a dot, a wonder of nature [insert blown up picture of a dot] Astonishing, wonderful, amazing."-FrozenSolstice

HentieSenpai February 24, 2015 at 8:02 PM UTC

Galaxybrit: Shoobie

HentieSenpai February 24, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

Donut advertise your dunkin donuts, the only advertising allowed is for Tim Hortons -Vladthegreat100

MLGtino February 24, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC



"learn the ways of airbending" -Astronis
doctapop is better than both of those rands combined

JohnYoYo9 February 24, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

rileguy [5:20 PM] I just can't stand it
midnightdreams [5:21 PM] Shh

midnightdreams[5:21 PM]I'll sing u a lullaby

rileguy [5:21 PM] Can I like go drive all of the snow plows in Minnesota into ditches?

midnightdreams [5:21 PM] Ye

john_ [5:21 PM] ye

midnightdreams [5:21 PM] If u know how to drive

rileguy [5:21 PM] Okay thanks

rileguy[5:21 PM]I do

john_ [5:21 PM] u wont

rileguy [5:21 PM] I'm 17 m8

midnightdreams [5:21 PM] I see

rileguy [5:21 PM] Well my uncle owns a snow plow

midnightdreams [5:21 PM] Well see you

john_ [5:21 PM] u wont do it

rileguy [5:21 PM] So I can drive one into the ditch

john_ [5:22 PM] pls

midnightdreams [5:22 PM] Mmm mmmmmmmmmmk

rileguy [5:22 PM] I mean

midnightdreams [5:22 PM] R u srs

rileguy [5:22 PM] They can dig themselves out right? 

john_ [5:22 PM] yes

rileguy [5:22 PM] So no harm done then

john_ [5:22 PM] they will dig through earth to china

rileguy [5:22 PM] Yeah

rileguy[5:23 PM]So then I can play Minecraft on their jenky interwebs 

midnightdreams [5:23 PM] Lol

rileguy [5:23 PM] Don't worry

rileguy[5:23 PM]I can come back

rileguy[5:24 PM]I just have to learn the ways of mapdev through the lands of admin and Owner. I will come back from my great journey through lyfe. 

rileguy[5:24 PM]I will come back to u <3

vladthegreat100 [5:24 PM] lol

rileguy [5:25 PM] *slow clap to himself*

vladthegreat100 [5:25 PM] bleep

rileguy [5:25 PM] Vlad

rileguy[5:25 PM]Pls

rileguy[5:25 PM]I'm in the middle of my journey

vladthegreat100 [5:25 PM] bleep

vladthegreat100[5:25 PM]:stuck_out_tongue:

rileguy [5:25 PM] I must defeat the spammers

rileguy[5:25 PM]Slay the naysayers

rileguy[5:26 PM]And destinguish all invisible fire!

rileguy[5:26 PM]Then I will earl my role in society as mod.

rileguy[5:26 PM]This has been an excerpt of the path to enlightenment for mods

rileguy[5:26 PM]Pleas take caution 

john_ [5:26 PM] pls*

rileguy [5:26 PM] No

rileguy[5:26 PM]Pleas

john_ [5:27 PM] ples

rileguy [5:27 PM] Its dangerous to go alone. Take this

rileguy[5:27 PM]:doughnut:

john_ [5:27 PM] :no_good:

rileguy [5:27 PM] This donut will guide you through life

rileguy[5:27 PM]It will be your guide

john_ [5:27 PM] :negative_squared_cross_mark:

rileguy [5:27 PM] It will show you the way

vladthegreat100 [5:27 PM] donut give me that attitute rile

vladthegreat100[5:27 PM]I'm not fat

john_ [5:27 PM] :neckbeard:

vladthegreat100 [5:27 PM] xD

rileguy [5:27 PM] For how to CONQUER ********

midnightdreams [5:27 PM] Much pun.

midnightdreams[5:28 PM]******** isn't worth conquering

john_ [5:28 PM] bleep

rileguy [5:28 PM] The server gods above will look down on you with praise

rileguy[5:28 PM]After defeating king mineplex

midnightbeats [5:28 PM] It's dangerous to go alone. Take these :gun:

midnightbeats[5:28 PM]Show those kids who's boss.

john_ [5:28 PM] :pig_nose:

vladthegreat100 [5:28 PM] Rile, Please do not avertizeee :simple_smile: Remember, donut advertise, its against the rules

midnightdreams [5:28 PM] :gun:

midnightdreams[5:28 PM]Ty

vladthegreat100 [5:28 PM] This is a joke ^

vladthegreat100[5:28 PM]I did it for the pun

midnightbeats [5:28 PM] :sunglasses: :gun: (edited)

rileguy [5:28 PM] someone please quote this whole conversation

rileguy[5:29 PM]So others can feel enlightened

john_ [5:29 PM] ok

midnightdreams [5:29 PM] No

midnightbeats [5:29 PM] Who's gonna feel enlightened at

john_ [5:29 PM] I'll bleep out ********

rileguy [5:29 PM] Okay

vladthegreat100 [5:29 PM] "Donut advertise, its against the rules"

midnightbeats [5:29 PM] >show those f***** who's boss

vladthegreat100 [5:29 PM] -vladthegreat100

vladthegreat100[5:29 PM]xD

rileguy [5:29 PM] Don't worry

rileguy[5:29 PM]Everyone will feel enlightened

john_ [5:29 PM] dreams

midnightbeats [5:29 PM] Would you like a soup or salad?

midnightbeats[5:29 PM]WHATS A SUPER SALAD

rileguy [5:29 PM] Soup pls

john_ [5:30 PM] I was told to donut advertise so no

vladthegreat100 [5:30 PM] :stuck_out_tongue:

midnightdreams [5:30 PM] Donut advertise

rileguy [5:30 PM] But john

midnightbeats [5:30 PM] Donut advertise?

midnightdreams [5:30 PM] Tim Hortons?

rileguy [5:30 PM] Quote pls

midnightbeats [5:30 PM] KRISPY KREME

rileguy [5:30 PM] So others may get to travel through the lands of map dev

midnightdreams [5:30 PM] DUNKIN DONUTS

vladthegreat100 [5:30 PM] Donut advertise your dunkin donuts, the only advertising allowed is for Tim Hortons

vladthegreat100[5:30 PM]xD

Remember, donut advertise! (requested by Riley to quote)



Rainstruck February 24, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC

This is so you can learn how to be enlightened! :]

GrapeSmoothie February 24, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

This is so you can learn how to be enlightened! :]
I feel like KyloCode will run you over with a snow plow before you try to run his in a ditch >:^)

skytheboiica February 24, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

"use grammer" - forget

FrostedCupcakez February 25, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC

MidnightBeats: "Vlad is bread confirmed."
Vlad: "I'm a pretty wheat girl"
MidnightDreams: "wheat grill"

vladthegreat100 February 25, 2015 at 2:02 AM UTC

"sli is being mean 2 me, pls fix him or something :(("
-Astronis

Deven February 26, 2015 at 11:02 PM UTC

"theres a beaner up the street and im gonna throw it on his lawn then he'll have rice plants growing out of his lawn"
"thats right rice get in that test tube"
lil_greg15
greg"im pulling apart a hackysack"
deven"why"
greg"i want the balls that are inside"
10 minutes later "THOSE BEANERS ITS FULL OF RICE"
"this rice is getting all wet and soft"

Glitchaye February 27, 2015 at 3:02 AM UTC

"theres a beaner up the street and im gonna throw it on his lawn then he'll have rice plants growing out of his lawn"
"thats right rice get in that test tube"
lil_greg15
greg"im pulling apart a hackysack"
deven"why"
greg"i want the balls that are inside"
10 minutes later "THOSE BEANERS ITS FULL OF RICE"
"this rice is getting all wet and soft"
wat.

Dyspa February 27, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

I like rice.

GrapeSmoothie February 27, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

Greg: I have semen all over my leg!!

Kiarra: Ow Ow Ow Im being abused
I SAID RICE

GrapeSmoothie February 27, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"Owww Pain pain!" -Kiarra

GrapeSmoothie February 27, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"Whos banging their desk?" -Kiarra

GrapeSmoothie February 27, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"I will pierce your veil" -Lavish

VenomousViper February 27, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"It's Vale" - Venomous 
"No it's V-a-l-e" - Lavish

Lavish February 27, 2015 at 4:02 AM UTC

"It's Vale" - Venomous 
"No it's V-a-l-e" - Lavish
Veil

GrapeSmoothie February 27, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

"is your wadder working?" -Kiarra

"I hope you don't break it" -Merlin

MerlinMaster February 27, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Kiarra: FUCK MY DICK !!!!
I'm be happy - Kiarra

HentieSenpai February 27, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC

Stop quoting me! You guys are mean :(
-Kiarra

FrostedCupcakez February 27, 2015 at 6:02 AM UTC

TheServant (Trans): "Courtlius Mindosest" Core-Tee-Lee-yus Mine-dou-sit - The Medical problem of blasting country music in car.

EDIT: Am proud, he made that up :')

Joltz_ February 27, 2015 at 7:02 AM UTC

Fluenza_ [8:36 PM] no way
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]nooo
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]that plottwist
Trans [8:36 PM] Hes a Woman?

Fluenza_ [8:36 PM] Yes actually
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]Lol
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]That's actually correct
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]holy shiz XD
Fluenza_[8:37 PM]you've watched nisekoi?
Trans [8:37 PM] No. IIm just really smart

TheOpAmerican February 27, 2015 at 9:02 AM UTC

"canyounotkthx language"

Fouled February 28, 2015 at 9:02 PM UTC

"Why is your skin a poop"
"HA"
"ahahahahahae"
- KyloCode

TheTNTPotato February 28, 2015 at 9:02 PM UTC

Fluenza_ [8:36 PM] no way
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]nooo
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]that plottwist
Trans [8:36 PM] Hes a Woman?

Fluenza_ [8:36 PM] Yes actually
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]Lol
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]That's actually correct
Fluenza_[8:36 PM]holy shiz XD
Fluenza_[8:37 PM]you've watched nisekoi?
Trans [8:37 PM] No. IIm just really smart
"Fluenza_[8:37 PM]you've watched nisekoi?"

This is the moment where I realize that I love Jozz.


I'm the one that told him about Nisekoi. :p

FrozenSolstice March 1, 2015 at 1:03 AM UTC

"I could just, I could just, I could just, I could just..." -Sunny

HentieSenpai March 1, 2015 at 2:03 AM UTC

"Omg midnight you're not mod! Give me doritos" -(Cantrememberhisname)

kycrafft March 1, 2015 at 3:03 AM UTC

"I wasn't trying to teamkill you!" -Anonymous

You were shooting fireballs and setting me on fire when I was looking right at you" -DoctaPop

Dyspa March 1, 2015 at 6:03 AM UTC

"I wasn't trying to teamkill you!" -Anonymous

You were shooting fireballs and setting me on fire when I was looking right at you" -DoctaPop
But he didn't mean to!11

Glitchaye March 1, 2015 at 7:03 AM UTC

"I wasn't trying to teamkill you!" -Anonymous

You were shooting fireballs and setting me on fire when I was looking right at you" -DoctaPop
I DID A 360, SHOULD BE JUSTIFIED

kycrafft March 2, 2015 at 5:03 AM UTC

"What's the difference between Sr. Mod and Jr. Mod?" -Anonymous user

"Jr. Mod has more power, Sr. Mod is trial" -Para



"What does mapdev mean?" -another anonymous user

"Mapdev is like owner" -Para


"The only way you can win Venemous TDM is if you kill kycrafft" -VenomousViper

Colecrc March 8, 2015 at 10:03 PM UTC

"Whats a California"
~TheMasterClock

FrostedCupcakez March 8, 2015 at 11:03 PM UTC

*In super high voice with voice changer* "RAWR" -Cal

Nebbsy March 9, 2015 at 3:03 AM UTC

"guess what?" 

"what?"

"You're mom!!111!" 

-Micahb222000
-Micahb222OOO
--------------------------------------------2015

Colecrc March 9, 2015 at 3:03 AM UTC

"Don't complain on here complain on the forums" 
~iPJ

Dyspa March 9, 2015 at 3:03 AM UTC

You're fat. ~ Me and Tino everytime we start talking.






<3

StewieFG March 9, 2015 at 5:03 PM UTC

"bordle"
"flargan_jargan"
-Zedther <3 He is bae. <3

Legoche March 9, 2015 at 5:03 PM UTC

"Gary is love, Gary is lyfe" -ImRaging


If you don't know check it out here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta0hTBhMrb0

Trexychan March 9, 2015 at 7:03 PM UTC

Just an average day in Alex's build server staff chat:

me: SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONEEEEE
I CAN BREATHE FOR HTE FIRST TIMEEEEEEE
idk the rest

ElectraXDroid: ;c

Pokerface: Sosndbdjdjdh Yea Yea!! Cuz of you, I dont care, i get what i want blablahlablah

Evo: nise men

Poker: Since you been gone. Vwididhsvfjdjbwvsh Out of sight, out of mind. Shut your mouth i just cant take it, again and again and again and AGAIN!!!!

me: DA DA DA DANA DANA DNA DANAAAAAAAA NHJSEGBSARTY8U
Welcome to the staf team people
Where we sing Kelly Clarkson ;p

MidnightBeats March 11, 2015 at 1:03 AM UTC

Frostedcupcakez: MY FRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH GREY'S WITH ME RIGHT NOW

MidnightBeats: @frostedcupcakez: Fifty Shades of Gray????

FrostedCupcakez March 11, 2015 at 1:03 AM UTC

Frostedcupcakez: MY FRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH GREY'S WITH ME RIGHT NOW

MidnightBeats: @frostedcupcakez: Fifty Shades of Gray????
You little rascal

Fouled March 11, 2015 at 1:03 AM UTC

FrostedCupcakez: 5..4..3,2,1 WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP ON OUR FAVOURITE ROCKET SHIP ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY. LITTLE EINSTEINS

Derumisis March 11, 2015 at 11:03 PM UTC

"You sick motherhubbard"

JUBBINATOR March 12, 2015 at 3:03 AM UTC

"I gave mooch hedge"
-straight(doubt it)ened

SnowSX3 March 12, 2015 at 9:03 AM UTC

"I think I'm high on chocolate."
-FrozenSolstice

TheMasterClock March 12, 2015 at 8:03 PM UTC

MilkshakesMC: I like hot tamales.

TheMasterClock: What are those?

MilkshakesMC: It's you.

TheMasterClock: Uhm... wat.

Arigenn March 14, 2015 at 2:03 AM UTC

FlareonMessiah: *sends picture of hawt guy on tumblr*
UmbreonMessiah: tumblr is life tumblr is life tumblr is life

GalaxyBen March 14, 2015 at 6:03 AM UTC

F***, The wall scared me - xBen_

FrostedCupcakez March 14, 2015 at 7:03 AM UTC

""opee" - Midnight 
"Haha it says pee" - Midnight"" - Sli quoting Midnight

Beautifulistic March 14, 2015 at 7:03 AM UTC

"I'm not a Radish, I'm a Redish!" xBen_

GalaxyBen March 14, 2015 at 7:03 AM UTC

I'm feeling a bit #Limeish - xBen_

GalaxyBen March 14, 2015 at 7:03 AM UTC

I think Blue did a Blueper - xBen_

DiviXion March 14, 2015 at 12:03 PM UTC

"I never knew lagging was a hack."

faht March 14, 2015 at 1:03 PM UTC

"melons" - Ronloyd

Jerseys March 14, 2015 at 6:03 PM UTC

""opee" - Midnight 
"Haha it says pee" - Midnight"" - Sli quoting Midnight
"frosted is like hot doe."

FrostedCupcakez March 14, 2015 at 6:03 PM UTC

"frosted is like hot doe."
Omg xD <3

Jerseys March 14, 2015 at 7:03 PM UTC

Omg xD <3
"are you really hot doe."

GalaxyBen March 15, 2015 at 1:03 AM UTC

'Flower Power' - FrostedCupcakez replying to a comment

GalaxyBen March 15, 2015 at 1:03 AM UTC

'I will wreck terror like elsa' ~ FrozenSolstice

GalaxyBen March 15, 2015 at 2:03 AM UTC

Yay! Foot's alive! - FireKitten4evr

FrozenSolstice March 15, 2015 at 2:03 AM UTC

'I will wreck terror like elsa' ~ FrozenSolstice
When did I say that?

I don't remember... Maybe it was my evil side...

TheMasterClock March 16, 2015 at 3:03 AM UTC

teach me how to be a gril!1!11!! - Clock

FrozenSolstice March 16, 2015 at 9:03 AM UTC

FrozenSolstice: Look out your window Mango.
Strafes_ : .-.
Mango_: OMG HHAHAHA
FrozenSolstice: xD
Mango_: Just as you said that
Strafes_: Wait what
FrozenSolstice: LOL
Mango_: A white van passed my house
Mango_: I'm not even kidding
SnowSX3: xD
FrozenSolstice: LOLOLOOLOLOLOL
FrozenSolstice: LOL
Strafes_: LOL
SnowSX3: MANGO RUNNNNN
FrozenSolstice: OHMYGOD
Mango_: LOOOOOL
FrozenSolstice: LOL
Mango_: Someone help me pls

PictureFrames March 16, 2015 at 10:03 AM UTC

FrozenSolstice: Look out your window Mango.
Strafes_ : .-.
Mango_: OMG HHAHAHA
FrozenSolstice: xD
Mango_: Just as you said that
Strafes_: Wait what
FrozenSolstice: LOL
Mango_: A white van passed my house
Mango_: I'm not even kidding
SnowSX3: xD
FrozenSolstice: LOLOLOOLOLOLOL
FrozenSolstice: LOL
Strafes_: LOL
SnowSX3: MANGO RUNNNNN
FrozenSolstice: OHMYGOD
Mango_: LOOOOOL
FrozenSolstice: LOL
Mango_: Someone help me pls
I actually died a little bit reading this xD

StewieFG March 16, 2015 at 2:03 PM UTC

FrozenSolstice: Look out your window Mango.
Strafes_ : .-.
Mango_: OMG HHAHAHA
FrozenSolstice: xD
Mango_: Just as you said that
Strafes_: Wait what
FrozenSolstice: LOL
Mango_: A white van passed my house
Mango_: I'm not even kidding
SnowSX3: xD
FrozenSolstice: LOLOLOOLOLOLOL
FrozenSolstice: LOL
Strafes_: LOL
SnowSX3: MANGO RUNNNNN
FrozenSolstice: OHMYGOD
Mango_: LOOOOOL
FrozenSolstice: LOL
Mango_: Someone help me pls
XD 

"Beachy"
"E.I.P"
-Me to peachy <3 xD

MLGtino March 16, 2015 at 7:03 PM UTC

teach me how to be a gril!1!11!! - Clock
Get a girl skin.

Done.

PictureFrames March 17, 2015 at 2:03 AM UTC

"Get a girl skin.

Done." -MLGwifey 2k15

Legoche March 21, 2015 at 4:03 PM UTC

"Gary picked me up with his powerful penguin claws" - ImRaging

"Moooooom get tha caaameraaa" - Turdie

One of my common said phrases:

"1v1 me on badlion" -Legoche

Kammeh March 22, 2015 at 5:03 AM UTC

"I feel like Shakira" - Peacheh

Numberz_ March 22, 2015 at 6:03 AM UTC

"99 stop getting kills with my name" - Peacheh

FrostedCupcakez March 23, 2015 at 3:03 AM UTC

Sli: "PLS I almost spit my milk out"
Pete: "I'd drink it from the air"

In otherwords, Pete is trying to steal my boyfriend...

JJTheGuy March 23, 2015 at 3:03 AM UTC

Sli: "PLS I almost spit my milk out"
Pete: "I'd drink it from the air"

In otherwords, Pete is trying to steal my boyfriend...
Sli is your boyfriend????

FrostedCupcakez March 23, 2015 at 3:03 AM UTC

Sli is your boyfriend????
Yep! We've been dating for over 1 month ^-^

kycrafft March 23, 2015 at 4:03 AM UTC

Yep! We've been dating for over 1 month ^-^
avicus.net/singles worked for you guys? I need to try it I guess.

Emmaye March 23, 2015 at 4:03 AM UTC

avicus.net/singles worked for you guys? I need to try it I guess.
If that was an actual page, that would be so hilarious.

kycrafft March 23, 2015 at 4:03 AM UTC

If that was an actual page, that would be so hilarious.
It's gonna be in the update after the Omega Update.

Hacktivism March 23, 2015 at 6:03 AM UTC

Don't know if this belongs here but...


Jahaj March 23, 2015 at 2:03 PM UTC

Don't know if this belongs here but...

What happened before that?

Tarheelkiwi March 23, 2015 at 2:03 PM UTC

Don't know if this belongs here but...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MasterProX March 23, 2015 at 4:03 PM UTC

What happened before that?
Someone was spamming and telling everyone to say "USA", "China", or whichever country of their choosing — namely "PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA" (thanks, JK) — when the timer reached one second. Happened at the ends of several games, lol.

Hacktivism March 23, 2015 at 6:03 PM UTC

Someone was spamming and telling everyone to say "USA", "China", or whichever country of their choosing — namely "PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA" (thanks, JK) — when the timer reached one second. Happened at the ends of several games, lol.
It's a nice vacation spot.

MidnightBeats March 23, 2015 at 10:03 PM UTC

Playing against Michael in Pokemon Showdown

Midnite: You aren't mega evolving Gallade?
Sulorak: what
Sulorak: i could mega evolve him?
Midnite: yes xd
Sulorak: this game sucks

GrapeSmoothie March 23, 2015 at 10:03 PM UTC

yo looks ain' gon' getchu pay-eeeeed.cuz you're not that cute. and your hair's uneven. ya look dusteh. and ya stank too.         -Ashawana Bufonta Quiballa Fondella Raquanda Laquisha Bonisha Teesha Trellanique Quandrea.


*all that have seen that name knows what Im stalking about xD.*

FrostedCupcakez March 24, 2015 at 9:03 AM UTC

Clock: "Nise*"
Slackbot: "men"

Clock: "Shush slack it"



kycrafft March 24, 2015 at 2:03 PM UTC

Playing against Michael in Pokemon Showdown

Midnite: You aren't mega evolving Gallade?
Sulorak: what
Sulorak: i could mega evolve him?
Midnite: yes xd
Sulorak: this game sucks
He wasn't using Lando T?

MidnightBeats March 24, 2015 at 4:03 PM UTC

He wasn't using Lando T?
He was, but I was using a stall team and was pissing him off xD

TheColdCrafter March 25, 2015 at 11:03 PM UTC

"Ima Suck On This"
-Anderwolfz 2015

Jahaj March 25, 2015 at 11:03 PM UTC

Someone was spamming and telling everyone to say "USA", "China", or whichever country of their choosing — namely "PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA" (thanks, JK) — when the timer reached one second. Happened at the ends of several games, lol.
xD

Precise_ March 26, 2015 at 12:03 AM UTC

"gg" -Everyone

smitdaIt March 26, 2015 at 2:03 AM UTC

Sli: "PLS I almost spit my milk out"
Pete: "I'd drink it from the air"

In otherwords, Pete is trying to steal my boyfriend...
sick!

Emmaye March 26, 2015 at 2:03 AM UTC

BABA, your adventure starts now! *kappa* -Vietnam

FrostedCupcakez March 28, 2015 at 9:03 AM UTC

"I have my eyes on you Jessica of Canada" -Elsa

hpux March 28, 2015 at 3:03 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/8054194a2c665dc1edcfe0c774426922

What goes on in the staff chat.

Porkyyy March 28, 2015 at 4:03 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/8054194a2c665dc1edcfe0c774426922

What goes on in the staff chat.
Pretty much! :D

StewieFG March 28, 2015 at 7:03 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/8054194a2c665dc1edcfe0c774426922

What goes on in the staff chat.
this comment is spem

Rainstruck March 29, 2015 at 8:03 AM UTC

Just in case you wonder what goes on in livestreamers chat... xD

http://imgur.com/tzGxl9R

BoldAndBrash March 29, 2015 at 3:03 PM UTC

Xiphias: Tells stories about squirrels

Frosted: Do you have a fetish for squirrels?

Xiphias: ...

FrostedCupcakez March 29, 2015 at 8:03 PM UTC

Xiphias: Tells stories about squirrels

Frosted: Do you have a fetish for squirrels?

Xiphias: ...
I just had to ask.. xD

hpux March 29, 2015 at 9:03 PM UTC

"37-30 = 3" - Riley

Pavlo March 29, 2015 at 9:03 PM UTC

Xiphias: Tells stories about squirrels

Frosted: Do you have a fetish for squirrels?

Xiphias: ...
lmao

TheColdCrafter March 29, 2015 at 9:03 PM UTC

DividedFish
(almost just got rekt by someone in leather armor before saying this)
"BOOOOOOOM!"

Rainstruck March 29, 2015 at 9:03 PM UTC

"37-30 = 3" - Riley
But that was me xD

StewieFG March 30, 2015 at 8:03 AM UTC

"..." -JKawesome/Hacktivism & MasterProX

"I like it XtraLarge"- Some randy

"I like exactly like you." -Randy replies to him

"yo hottie JKawesome are u married" -Me

Hacktivism March 30, 2015 at 8:03 AM UTC

"..." -JKawesome/Hacktivism & MasterProX

"I like it XtraLarge"- Some randy

"I like exactly like you." -Randy replies to him

"yo hottie JKawesome are u married" -Me
...

StewieFG March 30, 2015 at 8:03 AM UTC

...
"..." -Hacktivism

Pavlo March 30, 2015 at 9:03 AM UTC

"..." -Hacktivism
* .-.

nerfgun2002 March 30, 2015 at 1:03 PM UTC

"oh yeah mr. krabs"

- ParaSpider




We will win this for Mother Russia" - kycrafft, 2013

"So basically, you got mod" - Me

 
 
"Stop spawn killing!" -People with no diamonds on quintus when your in legal regions

 "I go tit" -Slicorn

 "You just got trolled Cupcake!"

- Fluey

kycrafft March 30, 2015 at 2:03 PM UTC

"oh yeah mr. krabs"

- ParaSpider




We will win this for Mother Russia" - kycrafft, 2013

"So basically, you got mod" - Me

 
 
"Stop spawn killing!" -People with no diamonds on quintus when your in legal regions

 "I go tit" -Slicorn

 "You just got trolled Cupcake!"

- Fluey
Damn dude you remember me spamming in skywars matches? Wow. 

"Ky is a hot asian chick"

SnowSX3 April 2, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

Sky: I wanna be with you Snow and not in that weird way.
Harry: Ew, gay.

Snow: What?
Sky: What?
Sesspee: What?

Rainstruck April 2, 2015 at 11:04 AM UTC

Doctapop/Tyler "I guess you could say Rile is Riled up xD!!!!!!"

I died! xD

Rainstruck April 15, 2015 at 6:04 PM UTC

I'm so done right now xD


Pelpelajax April 15, 2015 at 6:04 PM UTC

I'm so done right now xD

Welp,

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


StewieFG April 15, 2015 at 6:04 PM UTC

I'm so done right now xD

boom roasted

kycrafft April 15, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC

MLGtino: I need a phrase, guys
RefuseToSink: sma
[Laughter]
kycrafft: Hey Refuse...
RefuseToSink: Yeah?
kycrafft: I'll take you up on your offer
[Awkward silence then some laughing 
RefuseToSink: I'm going to leave for a second and then come back ok?
*Leaves*
kycrafft: Was that a yes or no?

BmB April 15, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC

I not warm - Ronloyd

Okiba April 15, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC

"The grass is pooping on my frames DX"-me in a match of VenemousTDM

Rainstruck April 25, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

"Riley, They won't believe you! Your 17 years old and a big guy!."

-BananaWafers

xD

FrozenSolstice April 25, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

Welp,

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

...


You had to say that.

MLGtino April 25, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

"same"

-TNTPotato

steven5703 April 27, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC

"Annnnnd Steven goes crazy" -Shiro

Hacktivism April 28, 2015 at 6:04 AM UTC

InfiniteLunacy: "So yeah, it's gg"
*Double caps*

Posighdun April 28, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

Snowsx3: Please use /report
Sesspee: I will use /report if you use /ban xD

kycrafft April 28, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

"That's the power of North Korea" -Tanpiku

Eteh April 28, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

"After reading Straightened's profile, I thought he was a girl. After watching vlad's video, OKAY. Mind blown, hopes are low, Straightened is a boy."

and someone still wanted to date Straightened ^ (can't remember who tho)

piratewithgun April 28, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC

After the omega update: "fkn 1.8..."

scolton April 28, 2015 at 3:04 PM UTC

"Toldeo"
   - Kylo, making fun of Pav :(((

StewieFG April 28, 2015 at 4:04 PM UTC

"toaster" - pav
"is it a phone in your back pocket or your ass is just calling me?" -BmB 
"is it hot here or you just farted" -me
"im blockhitting! im blockhitting! owait i have apple magic mouse with one button lmao" -Hacktivism

MLGtino April 28, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC

"IT SQUIRTED" ~Refuse

Newcleus April 28, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

"After reading Straightened's profile, I thought he was a girl. After watching vlad's video, OKAY. Mind blown, hopes are low, Straightened is a boy."

and someone still wanted to date Straightened ^ (can't remember who tho)
Huh? I am a girl...

Porkyyy April 28, 2015 at 9:04 PM UTC

"After reading Straightened's profile, I thought he was a girl. After watching vlad's video, OKAY. Mind blown, hopes are low, Straightened is a boy."

and someone still wanted to date Straightened ^ (can't remember who tho)
Since when is Straightened a guy?

Dyspa April 28, 2015 at 10:04 PM UTC

Corny - Refuse, Tino, Kiarra, Amry and more.

Eteh April 28, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC

Since when is Straightened a guy?
didn't vlad post Straightened singing "Uptown Funk"?

Porkyyy April 28, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC

didn't vlad post Straightened singing "Uptown Funk"?
Yep, I'm just messing around with you. :P

Eteh April 28, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC

Yep, I'm just messing around with you. :P
haha cool :p

MidnightBeats April 28, 2015 at 11:04 PM UTC

Hey straightened can you look at my ban appeal? It's been posted for 3 days and no replies yet.
https://avicus.net/forums/aa0f0c4ad?page=1#reply183208
be patient ffs

kycrafft April 29, 2015 at 1:04 AM UTC

"After reading Straightened's profile, I thought he was a girl. After watching vlad's video, OKAY. Mind blown, hopes are low, Straightened is a boy."

and someone still wanted to date Straightened ^ (can't remember who tho)
Me?

scolton April 29, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

Huh? I am a girl...
I'd date you even if you were a girl

JUBBINATOR April 29, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

I'd date you even if you were a girl
But if you'd date him then he wouldn't be straightened :3

scolton April 29, 2015 at 2:04 AM UTC

But if you'd date him then he wouldn't be straightened :3
lolololol

kycrafft April 29, 2015 at 3:04 AM UTC

I'd date you even if you were a girl
I'm pretty sure we all would. He's Straightened.

Petlas April 29, 2015 at 8:04 AM UTC

"After reading Straightened's profile, I thought he was a girl. After watching vlad's video, OKAY. Mind blown, hopes are low, Straightened is a boy."

and someone still wanted to date Straightened ^ (can't remember who tho)
I wonder who that girl is.

Eteh April 29, 2015 at 8:04 AM UTC

I wonder who that girl is.
any idea who? totally not me ;)

Petlas April 29, 2015 at 9:04 AM UTC

any idea who? totally not me ;)
Not the faintest clue. ;(

Also,

"Hail hitler." - A pressured Petlas.

StewieFG April 29, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

"illuminato confirmed" - captain_mcpie

kycrafft April 29, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

"Want to meet in Pakistan?" -kycrafft

TheColdCrafter April 29, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

Theres one for the avicus qutoes
-MLGPorky

Iron April 29, 2015 at 1:04 PM UTC

Woah ky, hook me up. xP

kycrafft April 29, 2015 at 2:04 PM UTC

Woah ky, hook me up. xP
Both Straightened and 99250 said yes too.

FrozenSolstice April 29, 2015 at 10:04 PM UTC

Me: I can't switch teams, I'm not a donor.
Tanpopo: That can be arranged.
Me: ?
Tanpopo: *Quiet typing* Ok, relog.
Me: *Relogs*
Me: ERMAGAWD THANK YOU SO MUCH <3<3<3

Thanks to Para, I now am a donor :)

Thanks a ton buddy!

TheColdCrafter April 30, 2015 at 8:04 PM UTC


hpux May 3, 2015 at 3:05 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/f07ec0e6fcabe1ce0869ae4bd0c5f8ac

TheColdCrafter May 3, 2015 at 3:05 AM UTC

Somebody needs to calm down o-o

Hete May 3, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

" Heat I think you're the only one who doesn't check girls out on facebook " -JK

Eteh May 3, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

Me: I can't switch teams, I'm not a donor.
Tanpopo: That can be arranged.
Me: ?
Tanpopo: *Quiet typing* Ok, relog.
Me: *Relogs*
Me: ERMAGAWD THANK YOU SO MUCH <3<3<3

Thanks to Para, I now am a donor :)

Thanks a ton buddy!
;-; makes me jelly :p

FrostedCupcakez May 3, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

" Heat I think you're the only one who doesn't check girls out on facebook " -JK
... But the question is Heat, do you? ;o

Hete May 3, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

... But the question is Heat, do you? ;o
Do I? ;o

Hacktivism May 3, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

Do I? ;o
You know you do.

Hete May 3, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

You know you do.
Ahaha, sure.

Numberz_ May 3, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

Really old but still funny. http://gyazo.com/7c1943fb58ab8b7dfb075e5aef8c4ec3

FrozenSolstice May 3, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

;-; makes me jelly :p
huehuehue

GrapeSmoothie May 3, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

"What the Lmao" -MLGtino

Porkyyy May 4, 2015 at 3:05 AM UTC



Hacktivism May 4, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

Britney: "Let's just say my face was covered in dried baking soda and water"
Porky: "That's hot"

Hacktivism May 5, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

On 5/4/15, at 5:39 PM, Heatless wrote:
> thats a
On 5/4/15, at 5:39 PM, Heatless wrote:
> yep
On 5/4/15, at 5:45 PM, Heatless wrote:
> get horny all of a sudden

On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> do it
On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> don't
On 5/4/15, at 5:45 PM, Heatless wrote:
> protect
On 5/4/15, at 5:40 PM, Heatless wrote:
> it
On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> do it
On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> then you don't gotta worry
On 5/4/15, at 5:46 PM, Heatless wrote:
> in the washroom


Hete May 5, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

On 5/4/15, at 5:39 PM, Heatless wrote:
> thats a
On 5/4/15, at 5:39 PM, Heatless wrote:
> yep
On 5/4/15, at 5:45 PM, Heatless wrote:
> get horny all of a sudden

On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> do it
On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> don't
On 5/4/15, at 5:45 PM, Heatless wrote:
> protect
On 5/4/15, at 5:40 PM, Heatless wrote:
> it
On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> do it
On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> then you don't gotta worry
On 5/4/15, at 5:46 PM, Heatless wrote:
> in the washroom

that is what happens when you take and mix skype messages together!


JUBBINATOR May 5, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

that is what happens when you take and mix skype messages together!

and don't get proper sex ed...
for real

vladthegreat100 May 5, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

On 5/4/15, at 5:39 PM, Heatless wrote:
> thats a
On 5/4/15, at 5:39 PM, Heatless wrote:
> yep
On 5/4/15, at 5:45 PM, Heatless wrote:
> get horny all of a sudden

On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> do it
On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> don't
On 5/4/15, at 5:45 PM, Heatless wrote:
> protect
On 5/4/15, at 5:40 PM, Heatless wrote:
> it
On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> do it
On 5/4/15, at 5:43 PM, Heatless wrote:
> then you don't gotta worry
On 5/4/15, at 5:46 PM, Heatless wrote:
> in the washroom

+43290843029
My skype message compilations are professional! :)

hpux May 5, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC

Mod PeachyYas, so long ago

JUBBINATOR May 5, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC

+43290843029
My skype message compilations are professional! :)
Stole my style tho :c

Rainstruck May 5, 2015 at 3:05 AM UTC

Bile Guy

-Sexy Trexy

Posighdun May 8, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

Snowsx3 - "Baaaaaaaa"

SnowSX3 May 8, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

Sesspee - "Baaaaaaaa"

SnowSX3 May 8, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

"Alright we've got 4 diamond swords, lets kill ourselves"
-Sesspee.

Mehrp May 10, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC

Avy: "merp, can you teach me the bed thing?"
DC: "I can teach you the bed thing :3"

Numberz_ May 10, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"He is jokesing" -TheMasterClock

Vobaseball12 May 11, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

Hey there? Wanna plug in? - Para (tanpopo) may 2015

Spoookeh May 11, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)حᇂﮌᇂ)  NOW WE RIOT ಠ益ಠ   ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" - Pizza334 (2015)

ProfessorUtonium May 12, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

On Alexanders build server

Sli (BrokenVacuum): This Flat looks weird
Me: This Flat looks weird?
Sli: FLAG*
Me: BRB let me post that on the avicus quotes
Sli: .-.
.-.
.-.
.-.
NO
I MEANT FLAG

Fouled May 12, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

On Alexanders build server

Sli (BrokenVacuum): This Flat looks weird
Me: This Flat looks weird?
Sli: FLAG*
Me: BRB let me post that on the avicus quotes
Sli: .-.
.-.
.-.
.-.
NO
I MEANT FLAG
Actually, I didn't have exclamation marks on the "NO" and "I MEANT FLAG" parts. Burned.

ProfessorUtonium May 12, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

Actually, I didn't have exclamation marks on the "NO" and "I MEANT FLAG" parts. Burned.
"k"
- NinjaBridge when Sli spams chat saying "SETH FLIP THIS. FLIP THIS. FLIP THIS ALREADY!"

ProfessorUtonium May 12, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"I wouldn't be Surprised if you were the next mapdev Seth"
-Tanpopo
7 months Ago

Fouled May 12, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"k"
- NinjaBridge when Sli spams chat saying "SETH FLIP THIS. FLIP THIS. FLIP THIS ALREADY!"
What xd
I didn't do that, I said "Seth, can you flip this for me pls? :c"

ProfessorUtonium May 13, 2015 at 5:05 PM UTC

What xd
I didn't do that, I said "Seth, can you flip this for me pls? :c"
lies. I flip flop all of your maps

GrantInPhoenix May 13, 2015 at 5:05 PM UTC

will you help uncle jack off his horse - idk

Trexychan May 13, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

Bile Guy

-Sexy Trexy
Damn straight Im sexy ;)

Porkyyy May 14, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC


ProfessorUtonium May 14, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

When was that?
lol

Jahaj May 14, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

When was that?
lol
In the staff Slack chat I'm guessing.

Porkyyy May 14, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

When was that?
lol
3 hours ago. xP

Fouled May 14, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

3 hours ago. xP
2 hours ago*

Porkyyy May 14, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

2 hours ago*
...

Posighdun May 14, 2015 at 7:05 AM UTC

"I really need to go" - Snowsx3 
*leaves 2 hours later.

GalaxyBen May 14, 2015 at 7:05 AM UTC

'I hate this, I will just go mow the lawn, and come back 20 minutes later to rage some more' - Don't know

GalaxyBen May 14, 2015 at 7:05 AM UTC

What happened when you came here?
The server crashed - Can't remember who

steven5703 May 14, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

"What the lmao" - MLGtino 5/14/2015 6:59 PM EST
(greg c:)
"Well, you know what steven? I'm gonna go edit one of my past quotes and put what the lmao on it" - GrapeSmoothie, after I posted the quote above.

GrapeSmoothie May 14, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"Not if I post it before you" -steven5703

"Steven I will slit your wrist" - -_-

GrapeSmoothie May 14, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"What the Lmao" -MLGtino

hcnem May 14, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/5397afe4a6ce5b03ff886ca5e2f51d4e

Okiba May 15, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

Purps :)-me
Purps?-seb
Purps :D-me
Purps :)-seb
:D-me

hcnem May 16, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/995aa1e06e4c995e67385c3435e6e8e7
Staff chat after Jr. Mods

Fouled May 16, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC

No, just no.

BoldAndBrash May 16, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC

 nice

Jahaj May 16, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

Peachy = Spam

Eteh May 16, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

I'm missing out alot.

Eteh May 16, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

Straightened: Hi Ed
Me: .... hi michael
Straightened: so, ed....

Colecrc May 16, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

"Starcraft 21"~Pizza

Porkyyy May 16, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC


Spoookeh May 18, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

RefuseToSink- "Why did you ban me for pen?"
Steven5703- "Because I didn't have time to finish typing penis."

ViceTechnicolour May 18, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC


steven5703 May 18, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

RefuseToSink- "Why did you ban me for pen?"
Steven5703- "Because I didn't have time to finish typing penis."
Welp.

RefuseToSink May 18, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

RefuseToSink- "Why did you ban me for pen?"
Steven5703- "Because I didn't have time to finish typing penis."
LMAO

SirCyaniide May 18, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"OHhh Fudge nuggets" 

"You ButtNugget :-;" 

-RefuseToSink

nickdigger May 18, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"BARELY" - greg

nickdigger May 18, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"if someone puts my quote on the forums im going to kill myself" - steven

Porkyyy May 19, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC

http://prntscr.com/76tlm1
http://prntscr.com/76tly9

FrozenSolstice May 19, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

"Get out of the grounf!" -He doesn't want to be named.

JJTheGuy May 19, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC

This is why we all love Peachy. xD

Dyspa May 19, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

*I get on TS with the name of Gonzo (I'm in Peru atm)*
"You've been poked: Change your name"
"You poked someone: Wait, wot, how did you!?"
"You've been poked: I know it's you cause you're the only one that has Robo (Cyclops) as an avatar"
~ Michael/Straightened.

FrostedCupcakez May 19, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

"Trashville" -Smiley (Cam)

His comebacks though xDD

Dyspa May 19, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

"wait, i only have one testicle. illuminati has one eye. i'm illuminati confirmed :oooo"
- Steven

Fuseh May 19, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

Peachy is bae. :)

ProfessorUtonium May 20, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

"Quintits?"
-RefuseToSink on TS

Posighdun May 20, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

"With great power comes great power bills"  - Mate at school.

Ogrey May 20, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

And just when you thought you had enough quotes of Peachy (not really):


Camemes May 20, 2015 at 7:05 AM UTC

And just when you thought you had enough quotes of Peachy (not really):

Haha nice xD

Petlas May 21, 2015 at 11:05 AM UTC

"Wait, Petlas is a girl?" - 30% of Avicus.

Dyspa May 21, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

"Wait, Petlas is a girl?" - 30% of Avicus.
That happens to every girl that's new to TS/forums..
Kiarra and Refuse can relate.

Porkyyy May 21, 2015 at 7:05 PM UTC


steven5703 May 21, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

The you come along and ruin the chain :c

Spoookeh May 21, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

The you come along and ruin the chain :c
xD What is this on?

Petlas May 21, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

xD What is this on?
Slack

Spoookeh May 21, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

Slack
Ah ok, thanks

steven5703 May 21, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

'Grow some balls, and give them to Steven' - SirCyanide

ProfessorUtonium May 22, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC

GrapeSmoothie gives a link 
"Is that AviPorn?"
- Steven5703

Suite #1
SirCyanide
SirSethanide
SirStevenide
SirColdanide
playing SG then Mineplex

hcnem May 22, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/523320f032dceb98cded7a160e22e038
this guy is crazy rite? like really wow

Fouled May 22, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/523320f032dceb98cded7a160e22e038
this guy is crazy rite? like really wow

vladthegreat100 May 22, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC

'Grow some balls, and give them to Steven' - SirCyanide
Ahhh. Teamspeak moments were really fun :D

Dyspa May 22, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/2c85ccdb68df5ed554313b9e09bead85 - Peachy

spiderman493 May 22, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

"Join red to win"-Spiderman493

kycrafft May 22, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

That happens to every girl that's new to TS/forums..
Kiarra and Refuse can relate.
And Cyclops and I.

SirCyaniide May 22, 2015 at 2:05 AM UTC

"Eyo, Eyo all I do is eyo, Leggo My Eggo" TenBucksOfMoney

SnowSX3 May 22, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

"Bentleys are crap here in Australia, they're like $2"
-Jozz

SnowSX3 May 22, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

On Teamspeak. Sesspee joining mid-way through Ambi's singing session. 

"Guess who's back!"
"Ooo, Ambi's singing, guess who's gone."

-Sesspee

Pelpelajax May 22, 2015 at 12:05 PM UTC

tanpika [2:00 PM]
stop browsing for porn on the avicusrefs acct

jozzmcozz [2:00 PM]
hey belly white van food

tanpika [2:00 PM]
please

jozzmcozz [2:00 PM]
LOL WHAT

tanpika [2:00 PM]
i think its tel

Great work we do as Officials

Riskayyy May 22, 2015 at 12:05 PM UTC

tanpika [2:00 PM]
stop browsing for porn on the avicusrefs acct

jozzmcozz [2:00 PM]
hey belly white van food

tanpika [2:00 PM]
please

jozzmcozz [2:00 PM]
LOL WHAT

tanpika [2:00 PM]
i think its tel

Great work we do as Officials
The community can definitely trust us.

ViceTechnicolour May 22, 2015 at 12:05 PM UTC

So apparently this is what the officials have been looking up... leaving inappropriate stuff out.

Subscriptor May 22, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC


How old you guys are? o_o

Bartehh May 22, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC

The community can definitely trust us.
Yeah thats definitely true Amaze.

kycrafft May 22, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC

"The dreaded Smiley Shield Network" -Voltdrive 2014

Newcleus May 22, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

So apparently this is what the officials have been looking up... leaving inappropriate stuff out.
You gotta see the stuff on [email protected]...

ProfessorUtonium May 22, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

-Earlier on Walls-
Kid on skybase 
I shoot him
"name" was shot be SacredFlameLava (89 blocks)
Kid: SACRED HACKS!


-NEXT GAME-

"Name" fell from a high place
BestFps; Well at least you can spectate Sacred now and see if he hacks

steven5703 May 22, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC


Notice tino's comment :)

Fouled May 23, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

"yeAH" (major voice crack) - Peachy
"GOICE" - Peachy

hcnem May 23, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

"yeAH" (major voice crack) - Peachy
"GOICE" - Peachy
u suck

steven5703 May 23, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC



Sevoo May 23, 2015 at 4:05 AM UTC

'I hate this, I will just go mow the lawn, and come back 20 minutes later to rage some more' - Don't know
You just described my life

faht May 23, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

"Robin, teamspeak now" - Me
"Sex" - Robin
"Sec*" - Robin

Subscriptor May 23, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/e9ccc039263bdb044caa2ce5556097f3
EDIT: ninja'd xddd

Robin_DD_J May 23, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

You get free VIP for a week if you are new on OCN? 
I need to get a new acount!
-Remeh_

Atdit May 23, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC

xD

ViceTechnicolour May 23, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC

HE HAS KIRITO ALO SKINpraecanovenen[8:20 AM]
OMGpraecanovenen[8:20 AM]
OMG
praecanovenen[8:20 AM]OMFOGMFGHJIERHBGKDTSHJIKHNJKERTJNK
praecanovenen[8:20 AMI LOVE IT SO MUCH

- TheTNTDude

Biased May 23, 2015 at 6:05 PM UTC

"We shot them up like a school" -Glitchy1

ProfessorUtonium May 23, 2015 at 7:05 PM UTC

Someone getting kicked for "do not build huge d*** s on the map"

BoldAndBrash May 23, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

Someone getting kicked for "do not build huge d*** s on the map"
credit4showingu!!!111

Subscriptor May 24, 2015 at 1:05 PM UTC


TheTNTPotato May 24, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC

http://i.imgur.com/xepFDwD.png
http://i.imgur.com/plbitoA.png

We have a lot of interesting adventures~~

Vobaseball12 May 24, 2015 at 2:05 PM UTC

"What is this, a ninja bridge practice world?" 


ProfessorUtonium May 24, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

"What is this, a ninja bridge practice world?" 

You took a picture of my NinjaBridge work?

EndiMC May 24, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

"hai dere [insertname] :D" to pretty much everyone -STARRYDAD

Subscriptor May 24, 2015 at 4:05 PM UTC

Teamspeak :"User left your channel."
Me: "omg the teamspeak girl's voice is so sexy
sircyanide: "eric stop getting hard on teamspeak girls yo"

GrantInPhoenix May 24, 2015 at 4:05 PM UTC



-Some Randy accusing someone of hacking. LOL.
rofl, RefuseToSink = Jedi confirmed! xP

Spoookeh May 24, 2015 at 4:05 PM UTC

_optic- "That's adorable, but also creepy"

Mapdev- "I'm a creep... love me."


VenomousViper May 24, 2015 at 4:05 PM UTC

*Really annoying air horn noise* - Steven5703

Spoookeh May 24, 2015 at 4:05 PM UTC

...


GrantInPhoenix May 24, 2015 at 4:05 PM UTC

Me: Oi Oi, Anyone Want a Creme Egg?

PixelCat: 1 Diamond Block for a Lapis Block!
Kuze (SR.MOD): is this factions? [forgot his full name xP]

Guy Links PornoHub

Kuze: Dont link inappropriate things in chat please
Guy: why not>
Kuze: cuz its not allowed
Everyone in chat: Is [thing] allowed?
Is Hacks allowed?
Is damage indicators allowed?
Is Anime and Nightcore allowed?
Is Poop allowed?
Is becoming an ISIS allowed?
Kuze: Are you allowed?

TheColdCrafter May 24, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

Can't wait to get bowspermed off my bridge - grosssner
I cant wait to get laid :)
in a few years... - ImRaging

resepignev May 24, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

"im like a rubix cube. the more you play with me the harder i get" - Pokey on Refuse

Sevoo May 24, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

Dont make fun of nuts


I LIKE NUTS

-xSevo2k15

(I got warned for that idk y)

MidnightBeats May 24, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

MLGPorky: guys 
MLGPorky: wanna hear something funny
MidnightBeats: your future

Sevoo May 24, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

I have two:
 "Whats a Glitch?" -corey1149

And... (this is a conversation, Tommytg3 is accusing tton1515 of hacking)

"He thinks im hacking xD" -tton1515 
"[talking to Azazel34] Azazel34 he used the force to drag me off the thing!" -Tommytg3 

Picture for proof: (sorry for bad editing i am in a hurry)                                          
Omfg Tommy is really stupid, and I think he hacked at one point. I used to play with him on his server, and he was this kid rager. He had killaura too, or his ping was like 2. tton is pretty eZ too xD.

ksch May 24, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

Omfg Tommy is really stupid, and I think he hacked at one point. I used to play with him on his server, and he was this kid rager. He had killaura too, or his ping was like 2. tton is pretty eZ too xD.
Well if its his server. he is hosting it, so yes, he would have 2 ping because the server is being hosted by by him

Porkyyy May 24, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

MLGPorky: guys 
MLGPorky: wanna hear something funny
MidnightBeats: your future
come at me

MidnightBeats May 24, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

come at me
lets go

Petlas May 24, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

*Really annoying air horn noise* - Steven5703
Can confirm.

kycrafft May 25, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

"In George Washington's farewell speech to the United States, he wanted them about ____."
"Texans" -kycrafft"

SlabSun May 25, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC

"[Insert name] Just you wait until i get my Gaming PC!" ~ xSevo2k15

Petlas May 25, 2015 at 7:05 AM UTC

"If I hear one more 'Petals' I'll turn saltier than vegemite chocolate." - Petlas

SnowSX3 May 25, 2015 at 7:05 AM UTC

"If I hear one more 'Petals' I'll turn saltier than vegemite chocolate." - Petlas
Petals Petals Petals 
Enjoy that chocolate :P

Newcleus May 25, 2015 at 7:05 AM UTC

"If I hear one more 'Petals' I'll turn saltier than vegemite chocolate." - Petlas
"Petals!"

-straightened

GrantInPhoenix May 25, 2015 at 7:05 AM UTC

"If I hear one more 'Petals' I'll turn saltier than vegemite chocolate." - Petlas
"Petals"

- Toby

Enjoy the Choc

GalaxyBen May 25, 2015 at 11:05 AM UTC

'Oh no, Ben's on' - Someone on TS
'Error 404' - someone else
'Bennie Boy' - Pel
'Benny boy' - Budah

Sevoo May 25, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

Well if its his server. he is hosting it, so yes, he would have 2 ping because the server is being hosted by by him
He lives very near the place, and he really is a retard.

resepignev May 25, 2015 at 8:05 PM UTC

"You're a QT" - refuse to me

RefuseToSink May 25, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

"You're a QT" - refuse to me
my cat stepped on my keyboard

resepignev May 25, 2015 at 9:05 PM UTC

my cat stepped on my keyboard
I have screenshots...

Mehrp May 26, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

http://prntscr.com/79mcz7 
"Zeusy is a bitch" The secret is out! :O

voidloop May 26, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

I FAN PLZ SIGN MY NIPPLEZ-Pizza2k15

Aerosmith May 26, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"My old username was MLGPorky" -MLGPorky

TheColdCrafter May 27, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

lol
k
OH BABY A TRIPLE

RefuseToSink May 29, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

SirCyanide- "Porky, are you watching Django with us?"
MLGPorky- "uh"
"no, what was he reported for?"
Me- "Porky, it's a movie"
MLGPorky- "Wut?"
"What's a movie?"
Me- "Django is a movie."
MLGPorky- "ah"
I lol'd

Porkyyy May 30, 2015 at 12:05 AM UTC

SirCyanide- "Porky, are you watching Django with us?"
MLGPorky- "uh"
"no, what was he reported for?"
Me- "Porky, it's a movie"
MLGPorky- "Wut?"
"What's a movie?"
Me- "Django is a movie."
MLGPorky- "ah"
I lol'd
It seemed like you were spectating a hacker!! :P

Subscriptor May 30, 2015 at 5:05 PM UTC

<20:55:37> "Tanpopo": how o
<20:55:37> "Tanpopo": ddo
<20:55:38> "Tanpopo": i love
<20:55:40> "Tanpopo": withotu
<20:55:40> "Tanpopo": fivian
<20:55:41> "Tanpopo": d

SirCyaniide May 30, 2015 at 6:05 PM UTC

Consol: Fly hacking detected on Legoche 

Legoche: 
on

RIP_Avicus May 30, 2015 at 6:05 PM UTC

"Who's AFK?"- Tanpopo
"Aqoi"- Pel
"Demote him, actually, send him to a help room, he needs Jesus"- Tanpopo

Petlas May 31, 2015 at 9:05 AM UTC

"[Player] looks a bitch sketchy." - Sho
"a bitch sketchy?"  - Me
"ABIT" - Sho

Legoche May 31, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

Consol: Fly hacking detected on Legoche 

Legoche: 
on
Gotta make sure buddy. Gotta make sure.

ProfessorUtonium May 31, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

Gotta make sure buddy. Gotta make sure.
Did you catch the fly hacker?

Legoche May 31, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

Did you catch the fly hacker?
Yeah, I bunned him using /bun

ProfessorUtonium May 31, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

Yeah, I bunned him using /bun
You threw a hamburger bun at him?

Allen_Iverson May 31, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

"xLininger is my best friend" -xLininger

"I hate xLininger" -Everyone

MLGtino May 31, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

"xLininger is my best friend" -xLininger

"I hate xLininger" -Everyone
" I love xlininger" ~tino

ViceTechnicolour May 31, 2015 at 3:05 PM UTC

"Who's AFK?"- Tanpopo
"Aqoi"- Pel
"Demote him, actually, send him to a help room, he needs Jesus"- Tanpopo
And then pel went in there as "Jesus", and read a bible verse. Still didn't work.

ex_optic May 31, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC

*Refuse gets reported*

Refuse: Nu plz, dun bun meh
Me: Instant ban
Refuse: Nu


Or pretty much anyone who gets reported.. x3

Vobaseball12 May 31, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"Hey, I'll be coming to the ref training." - Legoman2302

"No one cares." - Me

Vobaseball12 May 31, 2015 at 11:05 PM UTC

"Brb, gotta take my dog out." Pel
"Your dog is gay." - Me
"Can dogs be gay? Good question." - Pel
"Well considering my dog tried to hump my leg before..." - Me

kycrafft June 1, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"Do you ever know what they spend the rank money on?" - zach (I think)

"Kylo's potato addiction" -kycrafft

Subscriptor June 1, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC

http://i.imgur.com/31eOz2F.png

emilizzle June 1, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC

'Teach me how to toggle' ~Ambivalence_ 2015
'./toggle control' ~NoahRubens aka Pantai 2015

RIP NoahRubens 2015

BoldAndBrash June 2, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

peachy: TB him for 1-3 hors

peachy: um hours

staff chat: *explodes with hors comments*

*few minutes later*

Hors: Hello

EinhornBoy June 2, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

peachy: TB him for 1-3 hors

peachy: um hours

staff chat: *explodes with hors comments*

*few minutes later*

Hors: Hello
Hello

Ogrey June 2, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

peachy: TB him for 1-3 hors

peachy: um hours

staff chat: *explodes with hors comments*

*few minutes later*

Hors: Hello
You ninja'd me

kycrafft June 3, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

 kycrafft ▲: I kind of need my olives soon
 vladthegreat100: why?
 vladthegreat100: must
 vladthegreat100: u
 vladthegreat100: need
 vladthegreat100: olives
 kycrafft ▲: cus I'm baking
 vladthegreat100: thou
 vladthegreat100: lol
 vladthegreat100: baking
 vladthegreat100: wut
 kycrafft ▲: none of your business

TheColdCrafter June 4, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"Redstone and death have been banned"

"Please Continue Enjoying Avicus Nexus"
-zacd56

Sevoo June 4, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

"[Insert name] Just you wait until i get my Gaming PC!" ~ xSevo2k15
Can confirm, but its true :3

resepignev June 4, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC





But Flo has his principles.

Porkyyy June 4, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC





But Flo has his principles.
You sure know how to play hard to get. :D

RefuseToSink June 4, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC





But Flo has his principles.
I'm sorry :CCCCCCC

GalaxyBen June 5, 2015 at 10:06 AM UTC

"Oh no, Not capture the fking wool" - Awesomerp
"I just had another voice break, fan-fking-tastic" - Awesomerp

RefuseToSink June 6, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

"I just peed myself"
-steven5703

steven5703 June 6, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

"I just peed myself"
-steven5703
"I kicked my dog"
"I didn't do it on accident"
-RefuseToSink

Mehrp June 6, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/af45c62d40c1f6e1099d381029383004
4lextr at his finest

faht June 6, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

- THEY ARE GETTING THE MONUMENT! - Me
- KILL EM - Robin
- I got the monument. - Notal
"Game over. Yellow wins!" (13 seconds left).
- Everyone screaming like crazy.

Notalgicular June 6, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

- THEY ARE GETTING THE MONUMENT! - Me
- KILL EM - Robin
- I got the monument. - Notal
"Game over. Yellow wins!" (13 seconds left).
- Everyone screaming like crazy.
S.W.A.G

RefuseToSink June 6, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC


Spoookeh June 6, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

Hahahaha xD

steven5703 June 6, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

I NEVER SAID THAT

Notalgicular June 6, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

Aren't all 8 year old confused when they see a boner?

Kidding. ily steven

ViceTechnicolour June 6, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

...

BmB June 6, 2015 at 9:06 PM UTC

"AYYEHAYHASFJASKFJ OMFG WTF NOTAL AHGHGHH AHAHAAHAHH 'manic laughing" WTFF Afyaya " BmB - 06/06/15

Sevoo June 6, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC

I COULDNT PLACE THE BLOCK WTH

-Sevo2k15 fml I was chasing someone...

chaibrit1 June 6, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC

It's time for a deep quote....


resepignev June 6, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

<01:07:12> "Flo [resepignev]": para
<01:07:15> "Flo [resepignev]": ILU
<01:07:22> "Flo [resepignev]": *ILY
<01:07:31> "[ParaSpider] Tanpopo": I love you too

AWWWWWW <3

*facefuck* - Porkey

"I'm getting hard!"
"HARD"                  - Porkey

SirCyaniide June 6, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

"Ouch My Armpit"- Refuse

steven5703 June 6, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC


SirCyaniide June 6, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

^ Tropical Crayons Return

Porkyyy June 7, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

Good old Avicus. <3

alexanderjoe June 7, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

"i'm calling this the"para is flat shack"" ~Darkye_

ViceTechnicolour June 7, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC


PieZ June 7, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

This map is like Africa you only get few apples and items-PieZ
Yeah, but Africa has arrows-Tino
Testing that new map for the tournament. I keep forgetting the name off by heart but it is a map with few items

AutoHit June 7, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

http://prntscr.com/7ed79e

Fouled June 8, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

"wtf, when I synced changes on github my printer went off" - steven

ViceTechnicolour June 8, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC


OriginaI June 8, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

"razzledazzled" -RazzleDazzled
"Bow down, am god" -RazzleDazzled

steven5703 June 8, 2015 at 9:06 PM UTC


PublixEmployee June 9, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

I never realized till now that I made that a thing.

ImRaging June 9, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

"Raging, you saucy minx" -Zeg

Porkyyy June 10, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC



:'(

TheColdCrafter June 10, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC



:'(
Tako HD +1
Xd

Riskayyy June 10, 2015 at 5:06 AM UTC


resepignev June 10, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

So server b like
"o shit lel"
and dies
 - Awesomerp

VenomousViper June 10, 2015 at 9:06 PM UTC

"I think he leaved" - Refuse

kycrafft June 11, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

"Help! I want to call Michael but his phone number on Slack isn't working..." -kycrafft

JJTheGuy June 11, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

"How does the level townhall decide your leadershit qualities? that honestly makes no sence"

-Stormer

Leadershit... Sarcasm or no? :^)

Newcleus June 11, 2015 at 6:06 AM UTC

"Help! I want to call Michael but his phone number on Slack isn't working..." -kycrafft


ok

kycrafft June 11, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC



ok
Fine, call mine instead.

Subscriptor June 12, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC





That's what usually goes on the build server.

Legoche June 12, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC

Wait, so I can click fast when holding down clicking? -MapDev/EricV4/ElectraXdroid

Subscriptor June 12, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC

Wait, so I can click fast when holding down clicking? -MapDev/EricV4/ElectraXdroid
#KohiSpleef, i was clicking fast to destroy snow while I could hold the left click down, aim on the snow blocks and break them faster. xD

RIP_Avicus June 12, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

'I may be small, but I have rights!' - YourFavPsycho

Oscar- 'You see, BloB is Indian'
BloB- 'I'm Asian as well!'
Oscar- '...'
BloB- 'Wait...'

AutoHit June 13, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

http://prntscr.com/7gcoo0

steven5703 June 13, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

Porky's quotes; gotta love em

Riskayyy June 13, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC





That's what usually goes on the build server.
Robin my boi 8^) Comes from experience I presume?

Subscriptor June 13, 2015 at 6:06 AM UTC

Robin my boi 8^) Comes from experience I presume?
LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Subscriptor June 13, 2015 at 11:06 AM UTC


awesome_apricot June 13, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC

"I am a girl"
"i am a boy"
"i am a girl"
"i am a boy"
"i am a girl"
"i am a boy"
"i am a girl"

~ Shiro

awesome_apricot June 13, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC





But Flo has his principles.
[07/06/2015 01:04:41] Flo [resepignev]: u r luv

@Refuse I win sorry. 

resepignev June 13, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC

"don't lul at me" - theonekorean

Numberz_ June 13, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

"DEM APPLEZ" -Upsoar/Team BerzerkV2

TheTNTPotato June 14, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

Everyone loves Iz C:

kycrafft June 14, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"Blame the Ant-Cheat" -kycrafft

steven5703 June 14, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC



ImRaging June 14, 2015 at 8:06 AM UTC

"You shouldn't circle strafe someone, without their permission" -Pizza

vladthegreat100 June 14, 2015 at 6:06 PM UTC

my dentist told me tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth - awesome_apricot

steven5703 June 14, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

"Ooga Booga go back to meepcraft" - kycrafft

Synchrome June 14, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

"use /report please"

kycrafft June 15, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"Ooga Booga go back to meepcraft" - kycrafft
Moonman, Moonman, can't you see, kycrafft needs to get good" -Steven

SnowSX3 June 15, 2015 at 9:06 AM UTC

"Now that we're both Moderators, I can finally see you ban yourself. That's better than getting my drivers license...I could die happy."

"I got punched by a Kangaroo once."

-The wise quotes of Sesspee.

Petlas June 15, 2015 at 10:06 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/rHW2yan

That's the last thing I read before I logged off. (Minechat)

kycrafft June 16, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

[5:53:59 PM] steven5703 ツ (avicus mapdev): FUCKING WORLDEDIT
[5:54:31 PM] steven5703 ツ (avicus mapdev): APPARENTLY //FLIP SOUTH MEANS FLIP UPSIDE DOWN
[5:54:43 PM] steven5703 ツ (avicus mapdev): NOW I HAVE TO GET RID OF ALL THIS SAND AND WATER OR START OVER

TheOpAsian June 16, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

"Life is a journey" - AtlasRaven (TheOpAsian)

"Your journey is about to end" - Eliteheat (NeuroToxinZ)

"I thought we were friends..." - AtlasRaven (TheOpAsian)

EinhornBoy June 16, 2015 at 1:06 PM UTC

"oh the staff team r good they host tournament!!!" - DaGoldBrick

hpux June 16, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

http://gyazo.com/d8d8b208fe15953e0ce7194326759eba
V
http://gyazo.com/bf159170ff89628b1db08a11caa3ceae

Subscriptor June 16, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

LOL

TheTNTPotato June 16, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

Omg same!!! That's why that convo from last night happened o3o

Pelpelajax June 16, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

Omg same!!! That's why that convo from last night happened o3o
http://gyazo.com/84b467c7dbfa24916f0f16147257d181
There you go ;)

TheColdCrafter June 17, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/ZfKDA9V
Alameda Tho xD

Okiba June 17, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"you know cheaters get neutered, right?"

What the heck does neutered mean?

MLGtino June 17, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"It's a video of a chicken and a pig having sexual intercourse" ~Refuse

Okiba June 17, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

wow... thats interesting!

Okiba June 17, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"When I get a 6 killstreak and die from block lag, I will http://i.imgur.com/HVTc8j5.gif"

BoldAndBrash June 17, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"you know cheaters get neutered, right?"

What the heck does neutered mean?
Uhh...Basically, it stops the animal from reproducing. Most pet owners do it since they don't want their house being full of kittens or puppies.

steven5703 June 17, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

Uhh...Basically, it stops the animal from reproducing. Most pet owners do it since they don't want their house being full of kittens or puppies.
I wish my house was full of kittens and puppies c:

MLGtino June 17, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

I wish my house was full of kittens and puppies c:
Cooking them isn't good either.

BoldAndBrash June 17, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

I wish my house was full of kittens and puppies c:
:D

dodgerXyz June 17, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

Does anyone remember "top kek"

BoldAndBrash June 17, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

Does anyone remember "top kek"
Yes.

MLGtino June 17, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

Does anyone remember "top kek"
You're a legend dodger.

steven5703 June 17, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

"Hey Venomous, nobody gives a shit whAT--" Voice crack courtesy of cole1crc

dodgerXyz June 17, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

Yes.
Damn name changes... name before name change?

dodgerXyz June 17, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

You're a legend dodger.
;) <3

BoldAndBrash June 17, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

Damn name changes... name before name change?
Nobody really new me, but NuclearDucky and DaBaderMC :)

dodgerXyz June 17, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

Nobody really new me, but NuclearDucky and DaBaderMC :)
Oh I totally remember you

kycrafft June 17, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

"Are TNT minecarts going to be in the tournament?" -kycrafft

faht June 19, 2015 at 10:06 AM UTC

"2512341234, why do you keep my IP adress as your username" - unknown.

Fuseh June 19, 2015 at 11:06 AM UTC

"Ez buddy, 1v1 me Kohi ez bun bun".

Glitchaye June 19, 2015 at 1:06 PM UTC

"My name is cole, but my codename is faggot" - cole on csgo, btw cole git gud

ImRaging June 19, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

'I would rather kill myself than commit suicide' -Budah

JJTheGuy June 19, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/lyYgok2

Peachy look out!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!

kycrafft June 19, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/lyYgok2

Peachy look out!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

kycrafft June 20, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

"i like birds" -Juanoh

BoldAndBrash June 20, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

"i like birds" -Juanoh
Wait, isn't that Regend's quote? O_o

kycrafft June 20, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

[Berfore the game]
"Where's Impact?" -Jiveh
"I killed them" -Sunnaye

steven5703 June 20, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC


ProfessorUtonium June 20, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

"Wait there are 4000 players that go on the forums?"

-me

this post has 4k views o.o

we have an average of 100 ppl on avicus though...

BoldAndBrash June 20, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

"Wait there are 4000 players that go on the forums?"

-me

this post has 4k views o.o

we have an average of 100 ppl on avicus though...
The same player can view a topic 100 times and it'll count all 100 :P

resepignev June 20, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

"Wait there are 4000 players that go on the forums?"

-me

this post has 4k views o.o

we have an average of 100 ppl on avicus though...

ProfessorUtonium June 20, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

The same player can view a topic 100 times and it'll count all 100 :P
No. Kylo fixed that glitch

BoldAndBrash June 20, 2015 at 6:06 PM UTC

No. Kylo fixed that glitch
Oh, then I'm not sure.

RIP_Avicus June 20, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

http://i.imgur.com/KUQrZTA.png
I love this.

RIP_Avicus June 20, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

'Can anyone here yodel?'- AriOConnell
'Can you even succeed at yodeling?'- Oscar
'Yes, if you're German'- Ari
'I'm part German, does that mean I can yodel?'- Unknown
'Try it now, right now'- Ari

Porkyyy June 20, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

Our conversations are the best. :D

kycrafft June 21, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

[12:29:29 PM] Hacktivism: Now Ivycode could probably 8-block me

ProfessorUtonium June 21, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

"1000 replies! Highest ever?"

-Seth

Kammeh June 21, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

"FUK"
"MY MOM IS IN MY RION" - Peachy

"schpp;l" - Peachy trying to spell school :P

"TO BE HONEST WHAG" - Kleypex/kammy I don't know what I was trying to say here, that just doesn't make sense in any context

ProfessorUtonium June 21, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

"FUK"
"MY MOM IS IN MY RION" - Peachy

"schpp;l" - Peachy trying to spell school :P

"TO BE HONEST WHAG" - Kleypex/kammy I don't know what I was trying to say here, that just doesn't make sense in any context
Was the top one supposed to be "my mom is in my room"

Kammeh June 21, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

Was the top one supposed to be "my mom is in my room"
Yea...:P

ProfessorUtonium June 21, 2015 at 6:06 PM UTC

"I forgot their team name. Was it The Microwaves?"
-MapDev

Petlas June 21, 2015 at 9:06 PM UTC

"I watched 5 hours of motivational lizard and passed my finals. Coincidence? I think not." - Steven

steven5703 June 22, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"Respect The Nyan Kitteh!! :3" - RefuseToSink
"
No Copyright for Nyan Cat!! Respect." - RefuseToSink

BoldAndBrash June 22, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

for those of you apply for sr.mod

steven5703 June 22, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

for those of you apply for sr.mod
Y'all need motivatian!

RefuseToSink June 22, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

"Respect The Nyan Kitteh!! :3" - RefuseToSink
"
No Copyright for Nyan Cat!! Respect." - RefuseToSink
I was 12 :( I wish I could access my old youtube account xD

kycrafft June 22, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

During the BerzerkV2 vs. Kyudo match:

Upsoar quotes:
"THE SPLEEF, THE SPLEEF"
"I'm not going to try to be spooked"
"If you guys can sneaky peeky stealth them while they're up there..."
"That gave me chills, that was spooky"
"Shroom is in void, question mark?"
"Mr. Shroomtastic-Bombastic"
"I will poke them with sticks"
"I probably leaked my nodus to them"
"Nobody loves me"
"Alien is getting completely bow-turded"
"I've spent this whole game in this stupid box and can't do crap"
"99, wreck his butt"
"Guys! They are doing a hardcore parkour push!"
"Holy turds. Venomous, they're everywhere!"
"THEY'RE BAKING COOKIES"
"Slip his face off"

Other quotes: 

"Listening to Steven's scream, I don't think it's safe either" -DemApplez/SilentStrikes
"If you hear Steven for a while, you just don't listen to him" -VenomousViper

"Matsuzen is known for his 100 block dings every time" -DemApplez/SilentStrikes
"100 block dings?" -Rest of BezerkV2

It was an interesting game.

steven5703 June 22, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

During the BerzerkV2 vs. Kyudo match:

Upsoar quotes:
"THE SPLEEF, THE SPLEEF"
"I'm not going to try to be spooked"
"If you guys can sneaky peeky stealth them while they're up there..."
"That gave me chills, that was spooky"
"Shroom is in void, question mark?"
"Mr. Shroomtastic-Bombastic"
"I will poke them with sticks"
"I probably leaked my nodus to them"
"Nobody loves me"
"Alien is getting completely bow-turded"
"I've spent this whole game in this stupid box and can't do crap"
"99, wreck his butt"
"Guys! They are doing a hardcore parkour push!"
"Holy turds. Venomous, they're everywhere!"
"THEY'RE BAKING COOKIES"
"Slip his face off"

Other quotes: 

"Listening to Steven's scream, I don't think it's safe either" -DemApplez/SilentStrikes
"If you hear Steven for a while, you just don't listen to him" -VenomousViper

"Matsuzen is known for his 100 block dings every time" -DemApplez/SilentStrikes
"100 block dings?" -Rest of BezerkV2

It was an interesting game.
Don't forget "Vene-mouse" from Upsoar

kycrafft June 22, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

Don't forget "Vene-mouse" from Upsoar
He always calls Venomous that, though.

kycrafft June 22, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

tanpiku [7:06 PM] i accidentally emailed my english teacher a picture of a watermelon once

tanpiku [7:06 PM] it was hard to explain how i could mess up so bad

steve [7:06 PM] LOL

klaypex [7:06 PM] Why did you even have a picture of a watermelon

tanpiku [7:06 PM] but i had a document and overrid it with something in msword

tanpiku[7:06 PM]i was trying to make it transparent

tanpiku[7:06 PM]so the thing i wrote became a melon

tanpiku[7:06 PM]and i sent the melon copy

ViceTechnicolour June 22, 2015 at 5:06 AM UTC

tanpiku [7:06 PM] i accidentally emailed my english teacher a picture of a watermelon once

tanpiku [7:06 PM] it was hard to explain how i could mess up so bad

steve [7:06 PM] LOL

klaypex [7:06 PM] Why did you even have a picture of a watermelon

tanpiku [7:06 PM] but i had a document and overrid it with something in msword

tanpiku[7:06 PM]i was trying to make it transparent

tanpiku[7:06 PM]so the thing i wrote became a melon

tanpiku[7:06 PM]and i sent the melon copy
o

kycrafft June 22, 2015 at 5:06 AM UTC

o

ProfessorUtonium June 23, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

"is 69 funny because Nine is Six upside down?"
-Steven

Kammeh June 24, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

"Yesterday, I can't even tell you.... uh...yea...I'll tell you" - Me like 2 minutes ago :P

"He's gonna be die...sected? by a frog." - Kleypex

GrapeSmoothie June 24, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

that sir.... is... OFFENSIVE!!!!!

kycrafft June 24, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

that sir.... is... OFFENSIVE!!!!!
You're drunk, go home/Barely/That sounds like a personal problem/Someone is salty


I love how those all apply.

Kammeh June 24, 2015 at 5:06 AM UTC

"HA HA moker" -Someone random

Subscriptor June 24, 2015 at 9:06 AM UTC


Avidead June 24, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC


Subscriptor June 24, 2015 at 6:06 PM UTC




Get on my level.

SirCyaniide June 25, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC





Porky xDdd

ImRaging June 25, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

'When people piss me off, I threaten them followed by a winky face' -Cyanide

steven5703 June 25, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC


Subscriptor June 25, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC


"SirKyanide" -_Phyre

BmB June 25, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC

'WHY IS MY D*CK F*CKING BLUE WTFFF'' D00Z after i sat on his willy.

Subscriptor June 26, 2015 at 3:06 PM UTC

<18:58:00> "iPhotoshop_": scale of 1 to 10 how sexy  i am?
<18:58:07> "mepdv": No.

Colecrc June 27, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC

"How many hours are in 120 hours" ~ Iron

Tarulas June 27, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

Sure but I might not record cuz I lag when I lag - Exclusively

ProfessorUtonium June 27, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

Iron: I just banned myself and i had to give an appeal. Porky Denied it

kycrafft June 28, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

Iron: I just banned myself and i had to give an appeal. Porky Denied it
Can confirm. Also now would be a good time to list the staff members who have not banned themselves:
-kycrafft

That's it.

Brode72 June 28, 2015 at 1:06 AM UTC

"We're the Tunnel Snakes, that's us" -Newcleus

Newcleus June 28, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

"We're the Tunnel Snakes, that's us" -Newcleus
And we rule!

Vobaseball12 June 28, 2015 at 2:06 AM UTC

And we rule!
Run

Brode72 June 28, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

And we rule!
You should ditch Insidia and join my team, then.

SpicyAF June 28, 2015 at 3:06 AM UTC

Me: "/ban block lag"
Computer: Error
Me: Gawd
Computer: GET REKD SHRUB
Me: cri

katiscoool June 28, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

*someone joins channel*
*i leave channel*
*britney thinking other person left*
britney: oh oh oh it's magic, you knooooww
note: britney says in voice


SirCyaniide June 28, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

*MLG Water Places

"Omg mom be proud" Steven

kycrafft June 28, 2015 at 4:06 AM UTC

*someone joins channel*
*i leave channel*
*britney thinking other person left*
britney: oh oh oh it's magic, you knooooww
note: britney says in voice

wHaT? In voice?!

katiscoool June 28, 2015 at 7:06 AM UTC

wHaT? In voice?!
yeS

ViceTechnicolour June 28, 2015 at 7:06 AM UTC

wHaT? In voice?!
are wE SPEAKING LIKE TUMBLR NOW??

kycrafft June 28, 2015 at 2:06 PM UTC

are wE SPEAKING LIKE TUMBLR NOW??
That's triggering!

steven5703 June 28, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

"Please steven, don't quote it, I'm begging you!" - Sircyanide

ProfessorUtonium June 28, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

so me and Steven were making a helicopter pad and i made a small H and a giant Pad

"The H looks like an overweight I"
-Steven

ProfessorUtonium June 29, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"My thingy is broken"
-Steven

steven5703 June 29, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"Yes, you went deep enough" - Seth

ProfessorUtonium June 29, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"Yes, you went deep enough" - Seth
Before that"

"Did that go deep enough"
-Steven

ProfessorUtonium June 29, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"My thing fell out of the hole. I stuck it back in"
-Steven

steven5703 June 29, 2015 at 12:06 AM UTC

"My thing fell out of the hole. I stuck it back in"
-Steven
That's not what I said, I'll sue you.

GalaxyBen June 29, 2015 at 10:06 AM UTC


"They charged me 50c for sauce" someone

"It must have been a very saucy hot dog" someone else

Porkyyy June 29, 2015 at 8:06 PM UTC

"F*ck a bag on a monday night!" - SirCyanide
-----------------------------------------------------------
*Cyanide on teamspeak, alone, with me and smit :^)
"F*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me, f*ck me!" - SirCyanide
"Ok" - me
Can confirm!

I was there too Steven! D:

SnowSX3 June 30, 2015 at 6:06 AM UTC

*Various Quotes*
-Doctapop.

GalaxyBen June 30, 2015 at 8:06 AM UTC

*jumbled up letters* - someone

GalaxyBen June 30, 2015 at 10:06 AM UTC

"What darude"

Subscriptor June 30, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC

"yeppers" -Polar_Express

TheColdCrafter June 30, 2015 at 5:06 PM UTC

"I just went from steven tier to jannerboy tier"
-steven5703

Cynthesis June 30, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC

Myself IRL: Refuse is like a coin: the heads looks really nice, and the tails I like for the same reason, x10 :P

Refuse, really sorry, had to get that outta me.

SirCyaniide June 30, 2015 at 10:06 PM UTC

"He's Clena" - RefuseToSink
"   "Clena?"   " - Me
"YEAH CLENA"- Refuse to sink 

Clena=Clean

Petlas June 30, 2015 at 11:06 PM UTC

"I need a report to use as an example for something." - Kiesto
"someone quickly download fly hacks for kiesto" - Me
(Snow reports Petlas for Kill Aura)
"I thought we were friends..." - Me (In TS)

kycrafft July 1, 2015 at 12:07 AM UTC

"This guy in our game is hacking" -GrapeSmoothie
"Wow. He's hacking in a game with only mods and Ultrabubbles." -kycrafft

10/10 hacker

Petlas July 1, 2015 at 2:07 AM UTC

Going against Stickilas' will. ;)


Tarulas July 1, 2015 at 2:07 AM UTC

Going against Stickilas' will. ;)

:,)

kycrafft July 1, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

"Can someone translate that sign please?" -Refuse

"I think it says 'Refuse used to sleep with the bears but then they ate her'." -kycrafft

"Steven=rip ears" -unknown

RefuseToSink July 1, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC


steven5703 July 1, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

"Hearing that booger scream in agony is not allowed" - Sircyanide when I was blowing my nose in TS

smitdalt July 2, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC

"Snow balls = no balls" ~ RefuseToSink

JJTheGuy July 2, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

I don't have a quote. :c

Brode72 July 2, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

"Annamarie go take a damn shower" -FrostedCupcakez


kidz these days

BoldAndBrash July 2, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

"I don't have a quote. :c"
Enflaming 2k15

Cynthesis July 2, 2015 at 12:07 PM UTC

"Like, whenever I enter a game, everyone's like, "OMG HAI REFOOSE!" -RefuseToSink

Response: (while she knew I was there cuz TS) "Omg, Refuse. I had no idea you were here! Hi!" -Me

(In TS) "Cyneric… just shut up." -RefuseToSink

kiawwa July 4, 2015 at 5:07 AM UTC

*Kiawwa's Dad walks in*
Kiawwa's Dad: "I love you, goodnight."
Kiawwa: "I love you too, Dad."
Kiawwa's Dad: "Yell it loud and proud!"
Kiawwa:"No."
Kiawwa's Dad: Is it because your friends will make fun of you? It's because they don't have parents to say that to because they live in the orphanage."
EmmyLou: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA"
Kiawwa: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH DAD YOU'RE SO MEAN"

Emmylou July 4, 2015 at 5:07 AM UTC

*Kiawwa's Dad walks in*
Kiawwa's Dad: "I love you, goodnight."
Kiawwa: "I love you too, Dad."
Kiawwa's Dad: "Yell it loud and proud!"
Kiawwa:"No."
Kiawwa's Dad: Is it because your friends will make fun of you? It's because they don't have parents to say that to because they live in the orphanage."
EmmyLou: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA"
Kiawwa: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH DAD YOU'RE SO MEAN"
Kiawwa: "Wait! NONONOONON<insert turkey noises>"

kycrafft July 4, 2015 at 5:07 AM UTC

"Slow-AF hacks" -MasterProX
"Terrible connection hacks" -kycrafft

MangoSmoothie_ July 4, 2015 at 1:07 PM UTC

FrostyBerry - Are you a hamburger?
Me - Course

Ingigo July 5, 2015 at 12:07 AM UTC

*Kiawwa's Dad walks in*
Kiawwa's Dad: "I love you, goodnight."
Kiawwa: "I love you too, Dad."
Kiawwa's Dad: "Yell it loud and proud!"
Kiawwa:"No."
Kiawwa's Dad: Is it because your friends will make fun of you? It's because they don't have parents to say that to because they live in the orphanage."
EmmyLou: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA"
Kiawwa: "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH DAD YOU'RE SO MEAN"
OhErmGawd, your dad called me and Emma orphans ;-;
Anyway
Kiawwa "I make dat ass clap"
:P

Upsoar July 5, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC

"bruh ur like 12" - KarlKorv

Numberz_ July 5, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

"Peanut butter is the food that is really good but you can only have a little bit of it before getting tired of it" - Dutchis

FrozenSolstice July 5, 2015 at 10:07 AM UTC

"I need some weesources to give to Michael Jackshon."- FrozenSolstice

BerrySmooothie July 5, 2015 at 10:07 AM UTC

FrostyBerry - Are you a hamburger?
Me - Course
"Yo, MangoSmoothie_, would you like to team?" - FrostyBerry XD XD
"Yes, it would be a pleasure." - MangoSmoothie_

faht July 5, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC

<13:23:10> "Jiveh": eric
<13:23:13> "Jiveh": i love u
<13:23:21> "Jiveh": u wanna be the sun in my life?
<13:23:43> "mepdv": yeah
<13:23:49> "Jiveh": good
<13:23:55> "mepdv": ?
<13:24:01> "Jiveh": then stay 90.000.000 miles away from me
<13:24:02> "Jiveh": gotem

Subscriptor July 5, 2015 at 1:07 PM UTC

<13:23:10> "Jiveh": eric
<13:23:13> "Jiveh": i love u
<13:23:21> "Jiveh": u wanna be the sun in my life?
<13:23:43> "mepdv": yeah
<13:23:49> "Jiveh": good
<13:23:55> "mepdv": ?
<13:24:01> "Jiveh": then stay 90.000.000 miles away from me
<13:24:02> "Jiveh": gotem
WOW i didnt see the 90 milion part after this
wow :c

FrozenSolstice July 6, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/a/EZy2d

Fun on Zalidor.

Petlas July 6, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/a/EZy2d

Fun on Zalidor.
Two can play that game. (I had to destroy some of the people's signs who were joining in with inappropriate things.)

http://imgur.com/a/Z0NNn

Better image:
http://imgur.com/PgC1yNh




FrozenSolstice July 6, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

Two can play that game. (I had to destroy some of the people's signs who were joining in with inappropriate things.)

http://imgur.com/a/Z0NNn

Better image:
http://imgur.com/PgC1yNh



I'm better than you, I have lots of screenshots. ;)

SnowSX3 July 6, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/a/EZy2d

Fun on Zalidor.
What do you guys get up to?

FrozenSolstice July 6, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

What do you guys get up to?
Lots of things.

Petlas July 6, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

Lots of things.
At least there's a logical explanation behind ParaSolstice.

kycrafft July 6, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/a/EZy2d

Fun on Zalidor.
PetlasxFrozen confirmed

FrozenSolstice July 6, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

At least there's a logical explanation behind ParaSolstice.
I can say the same for Snowlas.

@ky: .-.

Petlas July 6, 2015 at 7:07 AM UTC

PetlasxFrozen confirmed
More like FrozenxHarry confirmed.

FrozenSolstice July 6, 2015 at 7:07 AM UTC

More like FrozenxHarry confirmed.
Snowlas.

MangoSmoothie_ July 6, 2015 at 9:07 AM UTC

"Yo, MangoSmoothie_, would you like to team?" - FrostyBerry XD XD
"Yes, it would be a pleasure." - MangoSmoothie_
XD

ViceTechnicolour July 6, 2015 at 9:07 AM UTC

At least there's a logical explanation behind ParaSolstice.
Kiesolstice is also a good name :^)

FrozenSolstice July 6, 2015 at 9:07 AM UTC

Kiesolstice is also a good name :^)
>.>

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

Subscriptor July 8, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

Me and Harryrules2002 playing team skywars, we have a kit of a snowman and we call him Benji because his brother is named benji and he''s funny af. So one time he got more materials to build another snowman and, 
"YES IM GETTING ANOTHER BENJI" -Harry
"NO YOUR NOT" -Mom
LOOOOOOOOOL

ProfessorUtonium July 8, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

So The TS crew were playing factions and we were looking for a raid "I THINK I FOUND A SKYBASE" While he was stacking up... "Oh wait... That's a cloud" -Iron

kycrafft July 8, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

So The TS crew were playing factions and we were looking for a raid "I THINK I FOUND A SKYBASE" While he was stacking up... "Oh wait... That's a cloud" -Iron
More factions/avicus quotes:

"I 1v1'd Obama" -Smit
"I have a whopping 1 gravel" -Iron
"My hands have cheese on them so it's hard to grip the mouse" -steven
"One time I found a peperroni under my keyboard" -Iron
"I feel like everything steven does causes a fire" -Zaccc
"We don't need to house half of Africa, we just need a stupid cow spawner" -SirCyanide
"When I said grinder, I didn't mean bring the Vatican City to minecraft" -SirCyanide
"I just died on the cactus. I just lost all my diamonds" -kycrafft
"Sethizona" -ProfessorUltonium

HarryRules2002 July 8, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

MapDev: Benji I love you
Benji: I love you Eric
(Benji is four)

ProfessorUtonium July 8, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

More factions/avicus quotes:

"I 1v1'd Obama" -Smit
"I have a whopping 1 gravel" -Iron
"My hands have cheese on them so it's hard to grip the mouse" -steven
"One time I found a peperroni under my keyboard" -Iron
"I feel like everything steven does causes a fire" -Zaccc
"We don't need to house half of Africa, we just need a stupid cow spawner" -SirCyanide
"When I said grinder, I didn't mean bring the Vatican City to minecraft" -SirCyanide
"I just died on the cactus. I just lost all my diamonds" -kycrafft
"Sethizona" -ProfessorUltonium
Sethizona was Nate

Iron July 8, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

More factions/avicus quotes:

"I 1v1'd Obama" -Smit
"I have a whopping 1 gravel" -Iron
"My hands have cheese on them so it's hard to grip the mouse" -steven
"One time I found a peperroni under my keyboard" -Iron
"I feel like everything steven does causes a fire" -Zaccc
"We don't need to house half of Africa, we just need a stupid cow spawner" -SirCyanide
"When I said grinder, I didn't mean bring the Vatican City to minecraft" -SirCyanide
"I just died on the cactus. I just lost all my diamonds" -kycrafft
"Sethizona" -ProfessorUltonium
noooonooooooo Cyanide said the one about pepppperonisiiis

ewewwe

kycrafft July 8, 2015 at 7:07 AM UTC

Too many people in TS, I can't keep track of who says what. >_<

StewieFG July 8, 2015 at 3:07 PM UTC

<17:52:40> "Jiveh": sem
<17:52:46> "sem": yes
<17:52:51> "Jiveh": my penis is bigger than your future
<17:53:18> "JustBudah": but yours is 1.5 inches
<17:53:23> "Jiveh": exactly

Sem July 8, 2015 at 3:07 PM UTC

<17:52:40> "Jiveh": sem
<17:52:46> "sem": yes
<17:52:51> "Jiveh": my penis is bigger than your future
<17:53:18> "JustBudah": but yours is 1.5 inches
<17:53:23> "Jiveh": exactly
We all thought Jive was a nice Swedish guy but he obviously isn't.

faht July 8, 2015 at 3:07 PM UTC

We all thought Jive was a nice Swedish guy but he obviously isn't.
<16:50:19> "sem": ricehead
<16:50:39> "sem": cheesehead
<16:50:44> "sem": cheesehead
<16:50:45> "sem": cheesehead
<16:50:50> "Jiveh": meatballhead
<16:51:10> "sem": 52 year old black american

wow.

StewieFG July 8, 2015 at 3:07 PM UTC

We all thought Jive was a nice Swedish guy but he obviously isn't.
agreed!
as for jive, no.

Sem July 8, 2015 at 3:07 PM UTC

<16:50:19> "sem": ricehead
<16:50:39> "sem": cheesehead
<16:50:44> "sem": cheesehead
<16:50:45> "sem": cheesehead
<16:50:50> "Jiveh": meatballhead
<16:51:10> "sem": 52 year old black american

wow.
you removed like 30 messages...

faht July 8, 2015 at 3:07 PM UTC

you removed like 30 messages...
ofc i did

MidnightBeats July 8, 2015 at 10:07 PM UTC

"i always say hi because my mommy says it's polite to do so" -timaeustestified

"your mommy is a nice man :)" -Snoozin
lol

BoldAndBrash July 8, 2015 at 10:07 PM UTC

"i always say hi because my mommy says it's polite to do so" -timaeustestified

"your mommy is a nice man :)" -Snoozin
lol
It was an accident :(

Posighdun July 9, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

"Also, we have staff training coming up, since snow needs it xD :PP jkjk" Iron talking to snow, grape, brit and myself.

Numberz_ July 9, 2015 at 7:07 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/058e7779204bce153fbfe8a95f10dffb

Posighdun July 10, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC

"Don't lye"
"Don't lyie*"
"Don't lie*", Snow trying to tell someone off for lying.

StewieFG July 12, 2015 at 10:07 AM UTC

"Eric why did you have the name EricV4? any reason behind it?" -FlameySorceror
"Eric is his first name" -ItzRilo
"V is his first letter of last name" -ItzRilo
"and 4 is his age" -ItzRilo

RIP_Avicus July 12, 2015 at 7:07 PM UTC

In the middle of a tournament match when Steven's defense was the only one remaining:
'Would you guys be mad if I went to get something to eat?'- Steven
'YES!!'- Everybody
'MOOOOOOOOM, CAN I HAVE A BANANA?!?!?'- Steven.

steven5703 July 12, 2015 at 7:07 PM UTC

In the middle of a tournament match when Steven's defense was the only one remaining:
'Would you guys be mad if I went to get something to eat?'- Steven
'YES!!'- Everybody
'MOOOOOOOOM, CAN I HAVE A BANANA?!?!?'- Steven.
I was hungry

ProfessorUtonium July 13, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

"I have a poster in my room that says everyone on Berzerk is flat but me"

-The Flat Legend

Dankye_

StewieFG July 13, 2015 at 9:07 AM UTC

"STORMZ YOU SON OF A B*TCH" -Cryn_
"THATS MY LINE" -AtlasRaven

SnowSX3 July 13, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC

"I just Breezlyed two blocks, I'm a God"
-Eric.

Tynvale July 13, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC

"You're as bad as Eric"
- Me (forgive meh plz Eric)

iKronix_Gaming July 13, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC

"You're as bad as Eric"
- Me (forgive meh plz Eric)
Lewl

StewieFG July 13, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC

"You're as bad as Eric"
- Me (forgive meh plz Eric)
demot.

StewieFG July 13, 2015 at 12:07 PM UTC

"You're as bad as Eric"
- Me (forgive meh plz Eric)
And you thought I would never find it under my map lol

ViceTechnicolour July 14, 2015 at 9:07 AM UTC

And you thought I would never find it under my map lol
Release that map please :o <3

StewieFG July 14, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC

Release that map please :o <3
That's the ffa map im working on. :)

SnowSX3 July 14, 2015 at 2:07 PM UTC

"I need a report to use as an example for something." - Kiesto
"someone quickly download fly hacks for kiesto" - Me
(Snow reports Petlas for Kill Aura)
"I thought we were friends..." - Me (In TS)
<3

GalaxyBen July 15, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

Team Fortress 2 as the Engineer

'Your buildings are like your children, you hit them to make them work harder' - Merlin

DaFrozenBlaze July 15, 2015 at 2:07 PM UTC

Team Fortress 2 as the Engineer

'Your buildings are like your children, you hit them to make them work harder' - Merlin
ab00se

steven5703 July 16, 2015 at 12:07 AM UTC

Mapdev chat in a nutshell

kycrafft July 16, 2015 at 1:07 AM UTC

[6:35:06 PM] TheMasterClock: Your elephant and I
[6:35:23 PM] TheMasterClock: we 2 strong
[6:35:24 PM] TheMasterClock: Will get all da motherfking monuments In Enoki DTM

FrostedCupcakez July 16, 2015 at 2:07 AM UTC

[2015-07-15, 8:05:21 PM] Redemancy | FrostedCupcakez | Jessica: You have the intelligence of a piece of broccoli
[2015-07-15, 8:05:28 PM] Seth -: Piece of broccoli?
[2015-07-15, 8:05:45 PM] Seth -: At least I don't have an IQ of a lizard
[2015-07-15, 8:06:09 PM] Redemancy | FrostedCupcakez | Jessica: ...
[2015-07-15, 8:06:14 PM] JKawesome: Lizard has a higher IQ than broccoli just saying
[2015-07-15, 8:06:18 PM] PraecanoVenen | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | HatBoyXBabeOTP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LOL
[2015-07-15, 8:06:24 PM] Seth -: Oh wait
[2015-07-15, 8:06:26 PM] Seth -: I said lizard
[2015-07-15, 8:06:34 PM] Seth -: That was a typo
[2015-07-15, 8:06:43 PM] JKawesome: So what did you want to say?
[2015-07-15, 8:06:46 PM] Seth -: My cat brought in a lizard to my room
[2015-07-15, 8:06:51 PM] PraecanoVenen | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | HatBoyXBabeOTP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LOL
[2015-07-15, 8:06:58 PM] Redemancy | FrostedCupcakez | Jessica: LOL
[2015-07-15, 8:07:04 PM] Seth -: So I was like "Lizards"
[2015-07-15, 8:07:09 PM] Seth -: I meant Spinach
[2015-07-15, 8:07:13 PM] JKawesome: On 7/15/15, at 7:05 PM, FIyHacks wrote:
> At least I don't have an IQ of a lizard
So this was supposed to be “My cat brought in a lizard to my room"
[2015-07-15, 8:07:15 PM] JKawesome: oh nvm
[2015-07-15, 8:07:30 PM] JKawesome: Spinach and broccoli have about the same IQ: zero
[2015-07-15, 8:07:42 PM] PraecanoVenen | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | HatBoyXBabeOTP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): at least i dont have an iq of my cat brought in a lizard to my room


ProfessorUtonium July 16, 2015 at 2:07 AM UTC

[2015-07-15, 8:05:21 PM] Redemancy | FrostedCupcakez | Jessica: You have the intelligence of a piece of broccoli
[2015-07-15, 8:05:28 PM] Seth -: Piece of broccoli?
[2015-07-15, 8:05:45 PM] Seth -: At least I don't have an IQ of a lizard
[2015-07-15, 8:06:09 PM] Redemancy | FrostedCupcakez | Jessica: ...
[2015-07-15, 8:06:14 PM] JKawesome: Lizard has a higher IQ than broccoli just saying
[2015-07-15, 8:06:18 PM] PraecanoVenen | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | HatBoyXBabeOTP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LOL
[2015-07-15, 8:06:24 PM] Seth -: Oh wait
[2015-07-15, 8:06:26 PM] Seth -: I said lizard
[2015-07-15, 8:06:34 PM] Seth -: That was a typo
[2015-07-15, 8:06:43 PM] JKawesome: So what did you want to say?
[2015-07-15, 8:06:46 PM] Seth -: My cat brought in a lizard to my room
[2015-07-15, 8:06:51 PM] PraecanoVenen | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | HatBoyXBabeOTP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LOL
[2015-07-15, 8:06:58 PM] Redemancy | FrostedCupcakez | Jessica: LOL
[2015-07-15, 8:07:04 PM] Seth -: So I was like "Lizards"
[2015-07-15, 8:07:09 PM] Seth -: I meant Spinach
[2015-07-15, 8:07:13 PM] JKawesome: On 7/15/15, at 7:05 PM, FIyHacks wrote:
> At least I don't have an IQ of a lizard
So this was supposed to be “My cat brought in a lizard to my room"
[2015-07-15, 8:07:15 PM] JKawesome: oh nvm
[2015-07-15, 8:07:30 PM] JKawesome: Spinach and broccoli have about the same IQ: zero
[2015-07-15, 8:07:42 PM] PraecanoVenen | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | HatBoyXBabeOTP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): at least i dont have an iq of my cat brought in a lizard to my room

-_-



im sorry sorry that my cat likes to kill lizards for sport


Jurrasic World V2

MissMinerva July 16, 2015 at 5:07 AM UTC

Rude D: 

   -Me all the time.

Upsoar July 16, 2015 at 5:07 PM UTC

"Upsoar look up, a hostile whale!" - Venny

ViceTechnicolour July 16, 2015 at 8:07 PM UTC

Uh


ViceTechnicolour July 16, 2015 at 11:07 PM UTC


Fouled July 16, 2015 at 11:07 PM UTC

demote

Joltz_ July 16, 2015 at 11:07 PM UTC

im so proud

MidnightBeats July 17, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

LMAO

FrozenSolstice July 17, 2015 at 9:07 AM UTC

Damn, that photo improvement.

Subscriptor July 17, 2015 at 2:07 PM UTC

what have i done....

ItzAidan July 17, 2015 at 8:07 PM UTC

"The Struggle Is Real With This Block Lag"

TheMasterClock July 17, 2015 at 8:07 PM UTC

"VenomousViper is a mouse!" -TheMasterClock

ProfessorUtonium July 18, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

I was spamming D in Map Contests Group discussion chat and I said "DEE"

Para: "DEE DEE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY LAB! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WORKING ON YML! YOU FUCKED THE REGIONS UP! DEE DEE"

ItzAidan July 18, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

"Hey Atlas" -_Entity

Petlas July 18, 2015 at 12:07 PM UTC

"Hey Atlas" -_Entity
Everytime.

SnowSX3 July 18, 2015 at 11:07 PM UTC

.
Censor the name please.

Numberz_ July 19, 2015 at 12:07 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/f6b212fb6ce107aceb40c86c307f9cb4
yes it is

Spoookeh July 19, 2015 at 9:07 PM UTC

",7y6l    gh            vhhhhhhhhhhvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 8gv              -----p[v BNGUY0"


-ImRaging (Or his cat on teamspeak)


ProfessorUtonium July 19, 2015 at 9:07 PM UTC

",7y6l    gh            vhhhhhhhhhhvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 8gv              -----p[v BNGUY0"


-ImRaging (Or his cat on teamspeak)

-Tedd

SnowSX3 July 20, 2015 at 5:07 AM UTC

*Spectating CTF with Sesspee

"What's the flag?
Capture the Enemy flag behind spawn.
Yea, but what's the F*cking flag?"
-Sesspee.

SnowSX3 July 20, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

"Snow, are you married to Petlas?" -Rilo.
"No" -Snow.
"He's married to Jozz" -Doc.
"lol" -Snow.
"He did a Muzz on top of a building" -Rilo.
"The Muzz was their wedding song" -Petlas.

Spoookeh July 20, 2015 at 10:07 AM UTC

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-Steven5703 in Skype                                               



Cynthesis July 20, 2015 at 6:07 PM UTC

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-Steven5703 in Skype                                               


Steven, that is a piece of art. You should ask the National Gallery to put it on display.
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...
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...Yep, couldn't keep a straight face typing this. xD

SnowSX3 July 21, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC

DEFENSE ON RIGHT!
I MEAN LEFT!
I THINK!
- caleb_gl

Newcleus July 22, 2015 at 2:07 AM UTC


steven5703 July 23, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC

"Why is he dead?"
"I'm grabbing him by his hand!"
"Ew, he's sticky!"
"He's squirming everywhere!"
"He's sad. He has a sad face now"
- Para

"What the hell are you playing?" - *faint voice in background*
"What? Who was that?" - Me
"My mom" - Para
"What were you doing?" - Me
"I was making friends with this ncp" - Para

Fouled July 23, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC

-in chat: http://i.imgur.com/BwY5oxG.jpg-
"OMG HE'S SMILING AT ME"
"HELP HE'S RUNNING AFTER ME"
- Para

steven5703 July 23, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC

"Hey look I can drive a refrigerator"
"NO! THE REFRIGERATOR! We had so much in common!"
- Para

chaibrit1 July 23, 2015 at 8:07 PM UTC


kycrafft July 23, 2015 at 9:07 PM UTC

UHC Quotes:

"Is Team Allah here? Can I join Team Allah?" -MLGtino

"There's 12 people per column" -Merlin
"So that's 12...24...32...32 people" -Newcleus

"Steven, give them a little demo of your scream" -Newcleus
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" -steven5703
"Sold to VennyMouse" -Newcleus
"Such a mistake" -Juanoh

"Sorry Mooch, but you're a f******" -Glitchy1

"I'm Nigerian" -MLGtino

"We've go the f*cking European Union over here" -Newcleus

"I'm going to break a branch and fricking explode" - _Cyanide

"Everyone go inside Refuse" -MLGtino
*Silence*
"gEt AWay fROM mE!!!" -RefuseToSink

TheColdCrafter July 23, 2015 at 9:07 PM UTC

After uhc
Me: Hey emmaye how's your salt from uhc?
Emmaye: High. I got straightlined  by juanoh.

RefuseToSink July 23, 2015 at 9:07 PM UTC

all I read was "can u make a girl", that's why I said that xD

Emmaye July 23, 2015 at 9:07 PM UTC

After uhc
Me: Hey emmaye how's your salt from uhc?
Emmaye: High. I got straightlined  by juanoh.
:c

Dyspa July 23, 2015 at 10:07 PM UTC

After uhc
Me: Hey emmaye how's your salt from uhc?
Emmaye: High. I got straightlined  by juanoh.
hi

TheColdCrafter July 23, 2015 at 10:07 PM UTC

hi
@juanoh it's true
@emmaye lol rekt me and zaccc knew it all along c:

Numberz_ July 23, 2015 at 10:07 PM UTC

<18:09:35> "Juano": my pvp status is shit now that i got "8 blocked" by spooks

SnowSX3 July 24, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

Petlas: Oh look it's AwesomeKiwi!
SnowSX3: Hey Emsy!
Petlas: you wonna fite? xD
SnowSX3: 1v1 me mate
Petlas: Challenge accepted.

FrozenSolstice July 24, 2015 at 9:07 AM UTC

Petlas: Oh look it's AwesomeKiwi!
SnowSX3: Hey Emsy!
Petlas: you wonna fite? xD
SnowSX3: 1v1 me mate
Petlas: Challenge accepted.
Then both of you lagged and got banned for fly hacking.

GG.

SnowSX3 July 24, 2015 at 9:07 AM UTC

Then both of you lagged and got banned for fly hacking.

GG.
R.I.P

Robin_DD_J July 24, 2015 at 5:07 PM UTC

idk http://prntscr.com/7wj87w

ProfessorUtonium July 25, 2015 at 1:07 AM UTC

"You have good aesthetics, but how's your gameplay"

-Sli's new pickup line

_Phyre July 25, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC

eww macs >_>

TheColdCrafter July 25, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC

eww macs >_>
+1

Spoookeh July 26, 2015 at 12:07 AM UTC

"Yeah, bleach usually kills you... But, it is good for your clothes" - Michael

Sevoo July 26, 2015 at 1:07 AM UTC

- Me Dammit I just died...

Hey Mom

*Armenian speaking*

My mom just told me to read a book called " The Orange Frog" It's about psychology...

-All of the Pensioners ( old) Hahaha

Fouled July 26, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC


ProfessorUtonium July 26, 2015 at 4:07 AM UTC

Fuck You!

Hi Sli. What server was that on. xd

DonaldMyTrump July 26, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

"You need to be that active but you don't need to be that active" -Iron
"Yellow car" -Para

badgg July 26, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC


Spoookeh July 26, 2015 at 12:07 PM UTC

<18:09:35> "Juano": my pvp status is shit now that i got "8 blocked" by spooks
Tee hee

ViceTechnicolour July 26, 2015 at 2:07 PM UTC

"Yellow car" -resepignev
"Yellow car" -paraspider

hasl July 26, 2015 at 2:07 PM UTC

"Hello and welcome to the *me crunching on Frosties REALLY loud* staff meeting..." -Iron
"The first topic is *I continue to crunch loud* xxxxxxx" -Iron
"So, anyone have any *I am still crunching on Forsties* SHUT UP BLIZZEM!!!!" -Iron

:):):):):)

Cynthesis July 26, 2015 at 5:07 PM UTC

I'm so tempted to put something hilarious in here from when I was playing Cards Against Humanity with Tynvale, but it's too vulgar to put on a public forum :(

TheColdCrafter July 26, 2015 at 6:07 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/62I1HNw
The origins of the lenny...

BoldAndBrash July 26, 2015 at 6:07 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/62I1HNw
The origins of the lenny...
It's true, its damn true!

_Dynamix_ July 27, 2015 at 2:07 AM UTC

"Get to the twoer!"

RefuseToSink July 27, 2015 at 10:07 PM UTC



ProfessorUtonium July 27, 2015 at 10:07 PM UTC


:o

Image result for Patrick yelling in the phone


this is me on the computer

oh wait...

pope_panda July 27, 2015 at 10:07 PM UTC


nice blurring of the name

RefuseToSink July 27, 2015 at 10:07 PM UTC

nice blurring of the name
thanks :^)

BoldAndBrash July 28, 2015 at 12:07 AM UTC


jokes on you! You said the guy's name :^) hehehe

hpux July 29, 2015 at 1:07 AM UTC

"I love bias jokes because they're so true." - Aerosmith

kycrafft July 29, 2015 at 3:07 AM UTC

"Rub my kneecaps" -Upsoar

Subscriptor July 29, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

"yes steven, in that hole" -refuse

steven5703 July 29, 2015 at 6:07 AM UTC

"yes steven, in that hole" -refuse
wtf

SnowSX3 July 29, 2015 at 7:07 AM UTC

"Since when does Mineplex have staff online? It's like discovering a whole new species!
And they moderate too!"

-Petlas

Petlas July 29, 2015 at 7:07 AM UTC

"Since when does Mineplex have staff online? It's like discovering a whole new species!
And they moderate too!"

-Petlas
my life has been a lie :^(

Subscriptor July 29, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

"nan, NAN, SON OF A B****" -Holden

Subscriptor July 29, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

"hey, a mouse!" -steven

Spoookeh July 29, 2015 at 11:07 AM UTC

"^^^" - Spoookeh 2015

Subscriptor July 30, 2015 at 8:07 AM UTC

"it's a software for non retarded people" -AtditC

PieZ July 30, 2015 at 10:07 AM UTC

BladeBloo's first impression of the server while making a defence. This server makes a whole new meta to this game. I really like the part where you have to break a block three times to register because the one hit meta was lame. 
Blade: if I reported that my nips were sweaty would you think a mod would come on

jannerboy August 1, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

THE MONUMENT GLITCHED


Spoookeh August 1, 2015 at 11:08 AM UTC

(While Dynamo is ninja-bridging)

"Dynamo, get down from there before you hurt yourself" - FrostedCupcakez

*Dynamo ensues to fall out of the world*


Spoookeh August 1, 2015 at 11:08 AM UTC

SnowSX3- "jonben12345, could you not?"

ParaSpider- "SnowSX3, could you not?"

100metresprint- "ParaSpider, could you not?"

Spoookeh- "100metresprint, could you not?"

ZerotheZebra- "Spoookeh, could you not?"

Iron- "Could we all not..."


jannerboy August 1, 2015 at 2:08 PM UTC

SnowSX3- "jonben12345, could you not?"

ParaSpider- "SnowSX3, could you not?"

100metresprint- "ParaSpider, could you not?"

Spoookeh- "100metresprint, could you not?"

ZerotheZebra- "Spoookeh, could you not?"

Iron- "Could we all not..."

lol

rinn August 1, 2015 at 4:08 PM UTC

"that little kiwi fuck" - Michael

Newcleus August 1, 2015 at 4:08 PM UTC

"that little kiwi fuck" - Michael
I never said that

rinn August 1, 2015 at 4:08 PM UTC

I never said that
yes

Alaann August 1, 2015 at 5:08 PM UTC

"Hey Folks" - Facil entering a match.

FrostedCupcakez August 1, 2015 at 7:08 PM UTC

(While Dynamo is ninja-bridging)

"Dynamo, get down from there before you hurt yourself" - FrostedCupcakez

*Dynamo ensues to fall out of the world*

:') I made him fall too, it's all good.

Cynthesis August 1, 2015 at 9:08 PM UTC

:') I made him fall too, it's all good.
You monster :P

Seriously though, if you team spleefed him, that's punishable, and I hope you realize that.

Okiba August 1, 2015 at 9:08 PM UTC

"ffs"-Me everytime I die 2015

Numberz_ August 1, 2015 at 10:08 PM UTC

You monster :P

Seriously though, if you team spleefed him, that's punishable, and I hope you realize that.
"if you team spleefed him, that's punishable, and I hope you realize that."
I hope to god you're joking, team spleefing is perfectly fine if the other player is okay with it. Also this would have taken place on a scrim server, which means refs/officials are the only ones that can enforce the rules there. On another note if its not allowed go ahead and punish me for all the times I've spleefed players for prestiges and other milestones.

Fouled August 1, 2015 at 10:08 PM UTC

You monster :P

Seriously though, if you team spleefed him, that's punishable, and I hope you realize that.
What, I don't know how you came up with the idea, "if you team spleefed" from that. Adding on to what 99 said, it was also on the scrim server.

FrostedCupcakez August 1, 2015 at 10:08 PM UTC

You monster :P

Seriously though, if you team spleefed him, that's punishable, and I hope you realize that.
He was on the other team, and we were scrimming. I shot him off xddd

BmB August 1, 2015 at 10:08 PM UTC

Are profanities aloud on this post?

SnowSX3 August 1, 2015 at 11:08 PM UTC

Are profanities aloud on this post?
As long as you're not going overboard, it's fine.

Cynthesis August 1, 2015 at 11:08 PM UTC

@99 & pherray: Sarcasm in text = undetected sarcasm by others. I'll never learn that at this rate.

@Frosted: You weren't on the same team? WOW such ignorance on my part xD

SnowSX3 August 2, 2015 at 10:08 AM UTC

"Normal people take their dogs out for a walk.
Australians take their Kangaroos out for a hop"

-SnowSX3

Tynvale August 2, 2015 at 10:08 AM UTC

"Do Australians drink kangaroo milk?" - Zeusy

Mango_ August 2, 2015 at 10:08 AM UTC

"Normal people take their dogs out for a walk.
Australians take their Kangaroos out for a hop"

-SnowSX3
Confirmed.

Cynthesis August 2, 2015 at 11:08 AM UTC

Demotivational Poster: "The spiders are so big here that they have health bars!"

Me: "Welcome to Australia."

I wonder if that's actually true... Petlas said no on Skype and that now she has nightmares about that, but I'm still wondering...

RefuseToSink August 3, 2015 at 12:08 AM UTC

Me, Greg, and Cyanide are all mentoring Steven in Teamspeak, and I'm explaining some stuff that we're supposed to tell jr Mods, and Cyanide interrupts me and screams "WHAT!?! BRITNEY IS FILIPINO?"

chaibrit1 August 3, 2015 at 12:08 AM UTC

Me, Greg, and Cyanide are all mentoring Steven in Teamspeak, and I'm explaining some stuff that we're supposed to tell jr Mods, and Cyanide interrupts me and screams "WHAT!?! BRITNEY IS FILIPINO?"
uh

Petlas August 3, 2015 at 12:08 AM UTC

Demotivational Poster: "The spiders are so big here that they have health bars!"

Me: "Welcome to Australia."

I wonder if that's actually true... Petlas said no on Skype and that now she has nightmares about that, but I'm still wondering...
I'm done.

http://news.com.au/technology/environment/australias-mysterious-spider-rain-explained/story-e6frflp0-1227361542620

Cynthesis August 3, 2015 at 1:08 AM UTC

Relax, I was only poking fun at you :)

After reading the article: Holy wow. Your wildest dream becomes a reality.

Glitchaye August 3, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

"I keep dicks up my nose" - Robo

_Gill August 3, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

Pensi

ViceTechnicolour August 3, 2015 at 4:08 AM UTC

Pensi
I remember

PieZ August 3, 2015 at 4:08 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/b140cf9f705a9b3759471c58e1ee2db1
He has to stop putting his mic in his ass

Subscriptor August 3, 2015 at 5:08 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/b140cf9f705a9b3759471c58e1ee2db1
He has to stop putting his mic in his ass
LOL

badgg August 3, 2015 at 6:08 AM UTC

"roses are pvp, voilets are not pvp, I dont like pvper, are we pvping or are we dancer" - ParaSpider (RIP) :C

Subscriptor August 3, 2015 at 6:08 AM UTC

"URGH I HATE YOU, I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO" -GrapeSmoothie

ViceTechnicolour August 3, 2015 at 1:08 PM UTC

[9:36:38 AM] ๅəoſ | Riskings | Fluenza: I hvae my tablet on vibration
[9:36:41 AM] ๅəoſ | Riskings | Fluenza: So it tingles me pickle when ppl msg me

badgg August 3, 2015 at 1:08 PM UTC

[9:36:38 AM] ๅəoſ | Riskings | Fluenza: I hvae my tablet on vibration
[9:36:41 AM] ๅəoſ | Riskings | Fluenza: So it tingles me pickle when ppl msg me
I love it

Subscriptor August 3, 2015 at 2:08 PM UTC

"Ok guys, now serious, jozz has to annouce something." -prasp00der
"hi guys am jozz and i had sexual relationship with dora the explorer and her monkey" -jozz
"the arabic/muslim one or the us one?" -zeusy

Newcleus August 3, 2015 at 10:08 PM UTC


GrapeSmoothie August 4, 2015 at 2:08 AM UTC

http://gyazo.com/fad4b9f0340981d7bec5bcb3e504efff

kycrafft August 4, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

It's a few days old but

"You have a cute booty" -GalaxyPop

Weird things are said to you if you try to play egg wars with Refuse.

BoldAndBrash August 4, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

Me: *gets skype alert noise* FUCK...

Said that into my mic without realizing.

rinn August 4, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

"Aero you're making it sound like Michael is the grandmother who raised you" - Cyanide

ViceTechnicolour August 4, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC


Sevoo August 4, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

Havent played for 2 weeks and still got it. :D -Ezno_

*The Same Game*

*Sevoh Has Broken [Insert monument name]

Just came back from Mexico, havent played for a month, getting 2 fps, can still break a monument in the first 30 mins of playing. Eh, not bad.

I wasn't even warmed up yet =P.

SnowSX3 August 4, 2015 at 6:08 AM UTC

Merlin: Cyanide, you left me on Tinychat by myself, what happened?
Cyanide: I had to reload my page and when I came back, you were gone.
Merlin: I was on for 5 minutes, how long does it take for you reload a page?
Cyanide: 5 minutes.

Out2Kill August 4, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

Me: http://imgur.com/tT69fMN

TheTNTPotato August 4, 2015 at 10:08 AM UTC

"JUST
DO IT
MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME" -Para

ViceTechnicolour August 4, 2015 at 2:08 PM UTC

"I'm retiring" ~Para
"Ok" ~Zeus
*retires*
*5 minutes later*
"Hey Para can you skip this map" ~Zeus
"I literally just retired" ~Para
"ohhhhhh LOL" ~Zeus

Petlas August 6, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"I'm going to make some iron armor."
"Uhh, wait, that's not iron."
"What's the blue one?"

- SnowSX3

<3

SnowSX3 August 6, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"I'm going to make some iron armor."
"Uhh, wait, that's not iron."
"What's the blue one?"

- SnowSX3

<3
...

Petlas August 6, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

...
It'll become skywriting before you know it.

SnowSX3 August 6, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

It'll become skywriting before you know it.
Holy crap that escalated quickly.

Spartemex August 6, 2015 at 9:08 PM UTC

(With Permission)

We were watching a possible hacker and we were all talking is spec team chat, when...

GetRacket_ : He doesn't use combat hacks just weird movement hacks xD

GetRacket_ : [TEAM] Whoops

Right where the hacker could see it :P

TheColdCrafter August 6, 2015 at 10:08 PM UTC

(With Permission)

We were watching a possible hacker and we were all talking is spec team chat, when...

GetRacket_ : He doesn't use combat hacks just weird movement hacks xD

GetRacket_ : [TEAM] Whoops

Right where the hacker could see it :P
I remember that xdddd

SnowSX3 August 7, 2015 at 12:08 PM UTC

The struggles are real.

"That moment when you're so close to someone that you begin to find as many ways as possible to tick them off"
-Petlas

Spartemex August 7, 2015 at 12:08 PM UTC

The struggles are real.

"That moment when you're so close to someone that you begin to find as many ways as possible to tick them off"
-Petlas
I k r !!!!

Petlas August 7, 2015 at 9:08 PM UTC

The struggles are real.

"That moment when you're so close to someone that you begin to find as many ways as possible to tick them off"
-Petlas
...Oops.

2BJ August 8, 2015 at 1:08 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/cSLfAMD

steven5703 August 9, 2015 at 2:08 AM UTC

My sister: "Wow its so hot in here is it because I left the door open?!"
Greg: "SHUT THAT WHITE BITCH UP!"
Cyanide: "OH MY GOD GREG THATS STEVENS SISTER"
Greg: "oh"

lilayy August 10, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

"is sweden in canada?" - MaddyLomer

mxddy_ August 10, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

Lilayy: "why can I hear your minecraft sounds through ts?"
Me: "I don't have my sounds on..?"
Lilayy: "ohh wait never mind their mine HAHAHAH"
Me: "wowow blonde moment"

RIP_Avicus August 11, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

Merlin: The first place I look when I see a girl is to see if they have a dick, because if they do I'm outta there.

MerlinMaster August 11, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

Merlin: The first place I look when I see a girl is to see if they have a dick, because if they do I'm outta there.
+1

ImRaging August 11, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

+1
+ts

ImRaging August 11, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

'You come to Avicus TS to get trolled, you get trolled right back' -Merlin

BmB August 11, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

Merlin: The first place I look when I see a girl is to see if they have a dick, because if they do I'm outta there.
Woh, advisor?? Wtf is that.

SnowSX3 August 11, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

Woh, advisor?? Wtf is that.
A rank that's between Ref and Official.

BmB August 11, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

A rank that's between Ref and Official.
That's pretty cool.

MerlinMaster August 11, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

Can someone organize this?

BmB August 11, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

Can someone organize this?
good luck XD

Petlas August 11, 2015 at 10:08 AM UTC

When you break Snow with a dialpad:

omg petlas
STAHP
HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT>
CHRIST, I THOUGH I LEFT A TAB OPEN
omg
That is the bain of my existance
OH MY GOD
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBLOODYBEEP
xD
BEEPBEEPBROBROBEEPBEEPBROBRO
what?


SnowSX3 August 11, 2015 at 10:08 AM UTC

When you break Snow with a dialpad:

omg petlas
STAHP
HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT>
CHRIST, I THOUGH I LEFT A TAB OPEN
omg
That is the bain of my existance
OH MY GOD
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBLOODYBEEP
xD
BEEPBEEPBROBROBEEPBEEPBROBRO
what?

I can still hear the beeping....

Eteh August 11, 2015 at 10:08 AM UTC

I can still hear the beeping....
lovely... ;)

xD

ProfessorUtonium August 11, 2015 at 1:08 PM UTC

STOP TOUCHING ME
-Refuse while we were scrimming

TheTNTPotato August 11, 2015 at 7:08 PM UTC

aex [15:45] 
is it bad that I'm eating a bag of chocolate chips atm? ;~;
am fatty rip
pelpelajax [15:46] 
lol
I once ate 16 milka oreo bars
It's k
aex [15:46] 
LOL
I mean
I watched my friend eat an entire bday cake
pelpelajax [15:47] 
I put up no weight
aex [15:47] 
a giant cake
xdxd
pelpelajax [15:47] 
Only lengjy
aex [15:47] 
well ur bad
pelpelajax [15:47] 
length*
aex [15:47] 
o3o
o3o
o3o3o3o3oo3o3o3o3o3o3o3o3o3o3o3o3o3o3o3o3lengthwat
pelly
elaborate pls
i beg
aex [15:48]
do you mena
what I think
?
pelpelajax [15:49] 
Both
Ayy
aex [15:49] 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
what other way is there o3o
pelpelajax [15:49] 
penis and height
and nails
aex [15:49] 
LOL
LOL
pelpelajax [15:49] 
and fingers
and nose
and hair
aex [15:50] 
>penis and height
One day you're flaccid and 4ft, next day you're the hulk
aex [15:50]
ayyayayyayayayayayayyy

Everything escalated so quickly xd

voidloop August 11, 2015 at 11:08 PM UTC

Place: Teamspeak3
Channel: Suite 2
Pizza and I are having a Conversation about Servers in general.
Then Snow comes in and he is muted, like always lmfao.
And then I say:
“Well, I got Banned from Oc.tc for Macros.
Pizza: SNOW, HE SAID ANOTHER SERVER'S IP, BAAAAAAAAAAANNNN
He was like Literally 5 minutes saying the A.

MasterProX August 12, 2015 at 12:08 AM UTC

I have finally achieved self-actualization!

FrostedCupcakez August 12, 2015 at 12:08 AM UTC

Thirst.

chaibrit1 August 12, 2015 at 12:08 AM UTC

that never happened fake no

MrDogPT August 12, 2015 at 12:08 AM UTC

xTobiaS - "Smashed Potatoe"
_xTobiaS* Haahhaah Mug

kycrafft August 12, 2015 at 2:08 AM UTC

The wedding was a great one.

TheColdCrafter August 12, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

"When  I say dig bicks  you think of big dicks" - SenseiTechUS
"OMG I DID" - JustPlainOscar

Subscriptor August 12, 2015 at 4:08 AM UTC

Me: "Poseidon can I give u a riddle ayy lmao"
Poseidon: "sure"
me: " what's funny and dark?
poseidon: "idk"
me:" your future LOL"

after 5 minutes the noob gets mad and thinks about a comeback

poseidon: "Eric"
me: "u wot"
poseidon : "what's big and long?"
me: "idk"
poseidon: "your infractions page when I'm done with you.

great comeback 8/8 lmfao

Mehrp August 12, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

https://gyazo.com/9a05a323f35916aae6c56d5edccbb055

Luna_pyon August 12, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

i didnt say that :D

PokerFace August 12, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC


PokerFace August 12, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC


Mehrp August 12, 2015 at 3:08 PM UTC

https://gyazo.com/5c60ebf645cc2b85804330612b4ee507
No home ;-;

voidloop August 12, 2015 at 3:08 PM UTC

WOW Who said that trying to say? No homo

TOTALLY NOT ME

AtditC August 12, 2015 at 3:08 PM UTC

xD That make me laugh so much

Robin_DD_J August 12, 2015 at 3:08 PM UTC

We're tunnle snakes

vlad and the rest when getting rekt on wooly wools ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

voidloop August 12, 2015 at 4:08 PM UTC

When: Like 10 seconds ago.

Me: Bump a old ass post, But I needed to bump it, Necessary.

Robin: HOLY FUCK THAT'S THE BIGGEST DUMP  I've ever seen.

Mehrp August 12, 2015 at 4:08 PM UTC

https://gyazo.com/76f973d69098f15869380bbbdf20191d
+
https://gyazo.com/51eb42d34a725d5d69003ae8bc6e8181

Punalama August 12, 2015 at 7:08 PM UTC

(With permission)

Punalama: Do you guys want to hear the best joke of 2019?
People that I dont remember the names of: Yes Puna
Punalama: While I was brushing my teeth, I saw the No Signal screen on TV, thank god I was using Colgate.

*Dead silence*

Numberz_ August 13, 2015 at 2:08 AM UTC

Talking about maps on Skype.
"REMOVE IT AND DIE" -GalaxyBrit

JUBBINATOR August 13, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

(With permission)

Punalama: Do you guys want to hear the best joke of 2019?
People that I dont remember the names of: Yes Puna
Punalama: While I was brushing my teeth, I saw the No Signal screen on TV, thank god I was using Colgate.

*Dead silence*
Plz explain am so confuzzled

ViceTechnicolour August 13, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

am I da only one who torrents these days?
except Kerbal Space Program, they deserve my money

Subscriptor August 13, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

<12:19:15> "HairyBalls": What's the difference between Tynvale and a bucket of shit?
<12:19:32> "HairyBalls": THE BUCKET!!!!  AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
<12:19:37> "Eric": LOOOOOOOOL
<12:19:41> "Eric": LOL

Mehrp August 13, 2015 at 10:08 AM UTC

https://gyazo.com/1beaa1a3cfff0738600ae43ef2ab169a 
Dafuq

awesome_apricot August 13, 2015 at 11:08 AM UTC

"Oh no, Spookeh rushing with no armour again! Defend!" 

- Zeus2k14



no copyright infringement intended, all spoken words were in the banter of the game

zero9178 August 13, 2015 at 3:08 PM UTC

Ts conversation with me and Zeus :3

Zeus: Nice avatar, would bang 10/10
Me:xd there is an inside joke about it :$
Zeus: with a guy like that, definitely an "inside" joke
Me: LOLOLOLOLOL

(my avatar is my profile pic)

DaFrozenBlaze August 13, 2015 at 3:08 PM UTC

OMG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SETH OMG, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME1!!1!!1!

steven5703 August 13, 2015 at 5:08 PM UTC


Stimulating August 13, 2015 at 6:08 PM UTC

"My dad said if I ever do that, he would be waiting outside with a shotgun when I got home. 
Its very southern." 
-Refuse

BoldAndBrash August 13, 2015 at 7:08 PM UTC

tell seth i said thanks!! xd

Punalama August 13, 2015 at 7:08 PM UTC

Plz explain am so confuzzled
Ba dum tss

ImRaging August 13, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC

https://gyazo.com/e69bdc79b44f4cc7dc0e7a50e3840377

BoldAndBrash August 14, 2015 at 1:08 AM UTC

"congratulations mate
you have now unlocked the full potential of modern day life
to play in a virtual video game
with no interest in the real world
for it has done nothing but scar your life
but now
you have a PC
life has been completed to it's fullest
and i hope you life your life with courage and happiness"

Excellence to Sevo, August 13, 2015.

JUBBINATOR August 14, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

Ba dum tss
Is it cos he was brushing his teeth in the kitchen sink so could look in the living room and see the TV?
I DUN GET IT MANNNNN PLZ JUS EXPLAIN

ProfessorUtonium August 14, 2015 at 4:08 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/wYVsoiP


Watch out Sli...

FrostedCupcakez August 14, 2015 at 6:08 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/wYVsoiP


Watch out Sli...
Gotta love my bro.

Luna_pyon August 14, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

[8/14/15, 4:46:42 PM] Lunacy: i stripped my mouse

[8/14/15, 4:47:33 PM] ๅəoſ | Riskings | Slorta: did you strip it like I stripped ur mum last night
[8/14/15, 4:47:44 PM] Lunacy: really
[8/14/15, 4:47:46 PM] Lunacy: i don’t have a mom
[8/14/15, 4:48:01 PM] ๅəoſ | Riskings | Slorta: oh
[8/14/15, 4:48:02 PM] Lunacy: oh I’m sorry did i just rek u?

Punalama August 14, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

Is it cos he was brushing his teeth in the kitchen sink so could look in the living room and see the TV?
I DUN GET IT MANNNNN PLZ JUS EXPLAIN
He brushes his teeth in the living room. LOGIC PLEASE MAN

Tynvale August 14, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

Rilo: Typical comeback from 2009
Tynvale: "Boy, you need to come back when you have something from this year."
Harry: "GET ROASTED!!!"

HarryRules2002 August 14, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

HairyBalls2002: Wanna hear a long joke?

Tynvale: Let me guess, your genitals?

HairyBalls2002: No, Rilo's infractions.

SORRY RILO PLEASE NO HATE. IF YOU WANT ME TO ARCHIVE IT I WILL

JUBBINATOR August 14, 2015 at 7:08 PM UTC

He brushes his teeth in the living room. LOGIC PLEASE MAN
Well I mean i was close enough, I just assumed he had to have some source of water to brush his teeth
YOU DUN NEEDA BE SO MEAN :CCCCC

HarryRules2002 August 15, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

Another one bites the dost - Auratix

Robin_DD_J August 15, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

When: Like 10 seconds ago.

Me: Bump a old ass post, But I needed to bump it, Necessary.

Robin: HOLY FUCK THAT'S THE BIGGEST DUMP  I've ever seen.
Mfw autocorrect

Punalama August 15, 2015 at 2:08 PM UTC

Well I mean i was close enough, I just assumed he had to have some source of water to brush his teeth
YOU DUN NEEDA BE SO MEAN :CCCCC
Man but it was so obvious that he brushed his teeth in the living room. When I see a spade, I call it a spade.

faht August 15, 2015 at 3:08 PM UTC

"Pantai, what level are you?" - Someone in BC.
"10 above bedrock" - Pantai.

rinn August 15, 2015 at 6:08 PM UTC

"sem": arab master very rich because america go to his house donk donk helo arab zeus i need oil u have oil i pay money
<21:29:33> "sem": he get bugatti he vroom vroom out of house


Fuseh August 15, 2015 at 6:08 PM UTC

"Hore." Peace out.

SnowSX3 August 16, 2015 at 12:08 AM UTC

Harry: I'll show you hot
SnowSX3: pfftt
Petlas: ^
SnowSX3: Do you even sideburn bro
SnowSX3: xD
Petlas: no i can't sidebuns :'(
Petlas: BURNS
SnowSX3: hahahaha

Coco_stag August 16, 2015 at 12:08 AM UTC

Rilo: Typical comeback from 2009
Tynvale: "Boy, you need to come back when you have something from this year."
Harry: "GET ROASTED!!!"
The way harry said it was just funny

Coco_stag August 16, 2015 at 1:08 AM UTC

HairyBalls2002: Wanna hear a long joke?

Tynvale: Let me guess, your genitals?

HairyBalls2002: No, Rilo's infractions.

SORRY RILO PLEASE NO HATE. IF YOU WANT ME TO ARCHIVE IT I WILL
Rilo: Wanna hear a fat joke?
Tynvale: Rilo: Can't think of anything to replace tynvale's comment
Rilo: No, Harry's balls

Sorry I suck at this stuff

Petlas August 16, 2015 at 1:08 AM UTC

Harry: I'll show you hot
SnowSX3: pfftt
Petlas: ^
SnowSX3: Do you even sideburn bro
SnowSX3: xD
Petlas: no i can't sidebuns :'(
Petlas: BURNS
SnowSX3: hahahaha
Yes. Sidebuns.

Posighdun August 16, 2015 at 6:08 AM UTC

Coming home from pub with mates.
Mate: "Sessp can i drive".
Sessp: 'Aren't you like half drunk?"
Mate: "mate, i drunk better when i drive!"

We took a cab home in the end...

Strmr August 17, 2015 at 6:08 PM UTC

"I'm not telling you because you're a fucktard"
-Pelpelajax

kycrafft August 17, 2015 at 6:08 PM UTC

"AND IM NOT EVEN A RAPER" -Sevoh
"RAPPER*" -Sevoh

DarthRaysty August 18, 2015 at 2:08 AM UTC

Thund3rFangX206 (after i kill him): FKI GAGL

JJTheGuy August 18, 2015 at 5:08 AM UTC

"Have a good slep" -AlarmClock

TheMasterClock August 18, 2015 at 3:08 PM UTC

"Have a good slep" -AlarmClock
well... how was ur slep?

JJTheGuy August 18, 2015 at 10:08 PM UTC

well... how was ur slep?
Gr8, got a full 45 minutes.

resepignev August 19, 2015 at 3:08 AM UTC

"I want a picture of his eggs!" - resenub
Apparently in Spanish and German it has a really wrong meaning xD

SnowSX3 August 19, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"How can I Hebrew when I can't even English?" 
-Petlas

zero9178 August 19, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

"I want a picture of his eggs!" - resenub
Apparently in Spanish and German it has a really wrong meaning xD
YES YES IT HAS

Ingigo August 19, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

"Hmm, ZeroTheZebra X Busty" - Ingigo
"ZESTY" -Ingigo
"OMGMGMG,  INGI YOU LEGEND" -ImRaging
"NOOOO, WHY GIGO?!??!" - Busty

caleb_gl August 19, 2015 at 5:08 PM UTC

"I have you as my desktop background"
 "When is your musical coming out?"
"I bought all of your books"

- Pizza to me

SnowSX3 August 20, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"Donr yos wven"
-Petlas

Petlas August 20, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"Donr yos wven"
-Petlas
"You know, I went to type "Snowlas" and just unconsciously typed "SnowSX3" xD"

- Snow

Tynvale August 20, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"Tynvale": If I put unbreaking on an item that doesn't break is there any point?
"Petlas": it'll make it look shiny
"Tynvale": ooo
"Petlas": that's high enough standards for me
"SnowSX3": Can you even do that?
"Tynvale": yes
"SnowSX3": lol
"Tynvale": its called an anvil
"Petlas": yeah lol

This confirms that Snow doesn't know Minecraft...

ViceTechnicolour August 20, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

1,400 replies ~avicus quotes

Coco_stag August 20, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

InfiniteLunacy: FUCKING BLOCKLAG
InfiniteLunacy: unfucking beliavable
Rilo: like your spelling

Petlas August 20, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

InfiniteLunacy: FUCKING BLOCKLAG
InfiniteLunacy: unfucking beliavable
Rilo: like your spelling
like your logic

Coco_stag August 20, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

like your logic
like your name

Petlas August 20, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

like your name
true, reelo is better

JustBudah August 20, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

like your name
like your face

Coco_stag August 20, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

true, reelo is better
rulo*

dentmaged August 20, 2015 at 11:08 AM UTC


ImRaging August 20, 2015 at 4:08 PM UTC

wildcards-sparkzmc [5:12 PM] lol my tennis teacher is literally pregnant

raging [5:12 PM] im one of the only 2 people in my set who can actually saerve

wildcards-sparkzmc [5:12 PM] and he is a man

raging [5:12 PM] LMFAO

raging[5:12 PM]AHAHAHAHAH

pelpelajax [5:13 PM] Sparkz, wtf did you do

wildcards-sparkzmc [5:13 PM] but he has been pregnant ever since i joined the school

pelpelajax [5:13 PM] tut tut tut

FrozenThorn August 20, 2015 at 4:08 PM UTC

That isn't appropriate...

NemoTheFarmer August 20, 2015 at 6:08 PM UTC

EmmyLou to TheOPAsian:

I want to see your snake

sorry Emma

Emmylou August 20, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC

EmmyLou to TheOPAsian:

I want to see your snake

sorry Emma
OH MY GOD IM NOT A DIRTY PERSON HE FOUND A BABY REPTILE AND I WANTED TO SEE THE BABY SNAKE SO YOU UGHASPODIHFJOIASD

PigZen August 20, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC

Come get some you Poof-Me


Here kitty kitty-Me

JustBudah August 20, 2015 at 9:08 PM UTC

OH MY GOD IM NOT A DIRTY PERSON HE FOUND A BABY REPTILE AND I WANTED TO SEE THE BABY SNAKE SO YOU UGHASPODIHFJOIASD
sure

Numberz_ August 20, 2015 at 9:08 PM UTC

OH MY GOD IM NOT A DIRTY PERSON HE FOUND A BABY REPTILE AND I WANTED TO SEE THE BABY SNAKE SO YOU UGHASPODIHFJOIASD
lolk

RIP_Avicus August 22, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC

In a meeting and Pel is whispering:
Javi- Pel, stop whispering
Pel- I can't, my parents are asleep, if they find out I'm on my phone, I'll be destroyed.
Javi- You're parents are asleep already?
Pel- Yes Javi, we're Dutch, we don't go to bed at like 5 am

Ingigo August 23, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC

OH MY GOD IM NOT A DIRTY PERSON HE FOUND A BABY REPTILE AND I WANTED TO SEE THE BABY SNAKE SO YOU UGHASPODIHFJOIASD
Are you trying to say that Wang's "Snake" is small as you said "Small Snake"?

Subscriptor August 24, 2015 at 5:08 AM UTC

Are you trying to say that Wang's "Snake" is small as you said "Small Snake"?
BOOM ROASTED

Tynvale August 24, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

Jozz (talking about the MEGA scrim) - "Tyn, last night was fun wasn't it."

AFTER A COUPLE MINUTES

Me - "Yes it was, I was too busy killing a hacker to reply sooner :3."

Jozz - "lolllll."

Emmylou August 24, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC

Are you trying to say that Wang's "Snake" is small as you said "Small Snake"?
NO JOPISAFHNDOPSIHDFJ

Petlas August 25, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"Well, there are 50 states in the USA." - Someone
"There are - Wait, 1, 2..." - Tynvale
"Oh my god, it's 7..." - Snow
"I kind of just forgot Tasmania existed." - Tynvale

TurkishDelite August 25, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"Don't be a Salad, be a Pal!
Because if you have your good ol' Pals by your side, you can achieve anything!"
Our #1 Pal SnowSX3

badgg August 25, 2015 at 11:08 AM UTC

[9:32:05 PM | Edited 9:32:20 PM] eteh: calm yo manboobs lunacy
[9:32:05 PM | 9:32:20 PM] eteh: ILL MAKE SURE BLAZE x my bootiful butt EXISTS

Ingigo August 25, 2015 at 5:08 PM UTC

[9:32:05 PM | Edited 9:32:20 PM] eteh: calm yo manboobs lunacy
[9:32:05 PM | 9:32:20 PM] eteh: ILL MAKE SURE BLAZE x my bootiful butt EXISTS
Cacalmarin Chat FTW xD

FrostedCupcakez August 25, 2015 at 9:08 PM UTC

[2015-08-25, 3:12:19 PM] Case (Ques): jesss r u gril gamer??1?1?!1?1?2!2??!1?2?
[2015-08-25, 3:12:26 PM] FrostedCupcakez | Redemancy | Jessica : ye
[2015-08-25, 3:13:16 PM] Case (Ques): 0Mg u beling in kichen what u doin oN a CoMPUteR WHERE onLY 40 MEN CREEP
[2015-08-25, 3:14:09 PM] FrostedCupcakez | Redemancy | Jessica : Case
https://gyazo.com/ca61fb7018d5af57bac49b3c5caeed71
[2015-08-25, 3:15:04 PM] Case (Ques): jESS
[2015-08-25, 3:15:10 PM] Case (Ques): I SPAT MY WATER
[2015-08-25, 3:15:14 PM] FrostedCupcakez | Redemancy | Jessica : AHA
[2015-08-25, 3:15:54 PM] Case (Ques): WARN ME PLEAS

SnowSX3 August 26, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"ktaeramrshm"
-Petlas

Petlas August 26, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC

"ktaeramrshm"
-Petlas
don't quote, be a pal11!!1!

Capenage August 26, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

OH MY GOD IM NOT A DIRTY PERSON HE FOUND A BABY REPTILE AND I WANTED TO SEE THE BABY SNAKE SO YOU UGHASPODIHFJOIASD
omg

Capenage August 26, 2015 at 8:08 AM UTC

Ludcha? Nice ping bitch - someone, 2015

Petlas August 26, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

"hloy hell" - snow

SnowSX3 August 26, 2015 at 9:08 AM UTC

"Wait, I didn't realise, March is before May"
-Pizza

Tynvale August 26, 2015 at 12:08 PM UTC

*Eric raging on TS with from a conversation with Iron*

Iron: 
"Eric, I don't care."

Eric: "GO BUY A NEW BRAIN ON EBAY BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO CARE!"

Iron: "I still won't care..."

zero9178 August 30, 2015 at 5:08 PM UTC

Zeg:"OMG I sent that guy flying he went all the way to South Africa !!11 I swear he has seen Buster"

Robin_DD_J August 30, 2015 at 5:08 PM UTC

Robin you rage a lot in the video -zegita

welll fck you i might be shouting loud ok

Sevoo September 1, 2015 at 12:09 AM UTC

Fuck me... -peptheassassin

when?- DankMooshyHD

Tonight plz - peptheassassin

Where? How hard? - DankMooshyHD

LOOOL- Meh

DaFrozenBlaze September 1, 2015 at 12:09 AM UTC

This thread turning one year old soon!!

kycrafft September 1, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

"CTH = AutoClicker Simulator" -kycrafft

Mehrp September 2, 2015 at 4:09 PM UTC



[17:14:02] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (From MOD | resepignev): neefew is okay
[17:14:06] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (To MOD | resepignev): kk
[17:14:07] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (From iFortissimus): hehe
[17:14:8] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (To iFortissimus): client side error then :P
[17:14:11] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (From MOD | resepignev): maybe just a glitch ;)
[17:14:13] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (To MOD | resepignev): client side error then :P
[17:14:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (From iFortissimus): LOL
[17:14:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (From iFortissimus): HAXOR
[17:14:23] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (To iFortissimus): WRONG REPLY
[17:14:25] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (To iFortissimus): DAMMIT
[17:14:26] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (To iFortissimus): FFS
[17:14:28] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] (From iFortissimus): LOL
============================================================
When you want to /r someone but someone else msg's you and you send it to them :I


Rainstruck September 2, 2015 at 4:09 PM UTC

-Me: "Debate, can you make an infinite source?"

-Debate: "Sure... of what?"

Stimulating September 2, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

In a meeting and Pel is whispering:
Javi- Pel, stop whispering
Pel- I can't, my parents are asleep, if they find out I'm on my phone, I'll be destroyed.
Javi- You're parents are asleep already?
Pel- Yes Javi, we're Dutch, we don't go to bed at like 5 am
LOL I hope I wasn't the only one who got that.

TheColdCrafter September 3, 2015 at 10:09 PM UTC


FrostedCupcakez September 3, 2015 at 10:09 PM UTC

I swear it was an accident xD

Emmaye September 4, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC


Deleted the link to it though lol

Petlas September 8, 2015 at 7:09 AM UTC

"I'm a fucking horse."
"Neighhh motherfucker."

- SnowSX3

Coco_stag September 8, 2015 at 7:09 AM UTC

*Snow, Petlas, Tynvale and I casually talking about 1.9 and how it sucks*
Snow: 1.9 is good for PvE
Me: Doesn't it stand for Player vs Economy?
Snow: Nah, Player vs Environment
Petlas: i thought it was Player vs Everyone
Me: That is a bit unfair

kycrafft September 8, 2015 at 8:09 AM UTC

"Want to 1v1 me in 1.9?" -99
"With the 33 hits it takes to kill someone in iron?" -99

(something like that)

Numberz_ September 8, 2015 at 9:09 AM UTC

https://gyazo.com/a49c837e734d2b8416fec32d2de2f917

Eteh September 8, 2015 at 11:09 AM UTC

LOL I saw billy writing that but I didn't see that response :x

Posighdun September 8, 2015 at 3:09 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/Yco3HpV

FrostedCupcakez September 9, 2015 at 2:09 AM UTC

[2015-09-08, 8:36:35 PM] ✮Sᴘɪᴢʏ✮: Wanna make our Cars mate and make a Fergatti?
[2015-09-08, 8:36:41 PM] Sli ♡: no
[2015-09-08, 8:36:50 PM] FrostedCupcakez | Redemancy | Jessica : WHAT THE
[2015-09-08, 8:36:50 PM] Alarm Clock: LOL
[2015-09-08, 8:36:54 PM] ✮Sᴘɪᴢʏ✮: It would be a god car
[2015-09-08, 8:36:56 PM] Sli ♡: sorry im with jess
[2015-09-08, 8:37:11 PM] ✮Sᴘɪᴢʏ✮: Yeah Ferrari and Bugatti
[2015-09-08, 8:37:47 PM] ✮Sᴘɪᴢʏ✮: Let's do it?
[2015-09-08, 8:37:51 PM] ✮Sᴘɪᴢʏ✮: Make a Fergatti
[2015-09-08, 8:38:04 PM] Sli ♡: no
[2015-09-08, 8:38:12 PM] Sli ♡: I have to pick someone up tomorrow
[2015-09-08, 8:38:14 PM] Sli ♡: in my ferrari
[2015-09-08, 8:39:07 PM] ✮Sᴘɪᴢʏ✮: My Fergatti?

PieZ September 9, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

This is a new team coming to Avicus and they are a couple of my friends(Still with PBB) so I will just post this so people get to know them.
Blade: Girls are so hot on water beds you just want to marry them.
Diggit:You want to marry the water bed? You hydrosexual freak.
Chaos: A marriage is between a man and a women. What is next? We see people jamming their penises in toaster
Me: well drunk people do it all the time so...
Random person who is not on this team: fuck all of you, half my drink went up my nose and on my clothes. 
Welcome GrasSNot...You inactive idiots.

JOHN_CENAAAAAAAA September 9, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

"knee grows" -X0X0

HentieSenpai September 9, 2015 at 4:09 AM UTC

inb4 your profile gets wiped lmao -MidnightBeats

FrostedCupcakez September 9, 2015 at 4:09 AM UTC

inb4 your profile gets wiped lmao -MidnightBeats
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD.
WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN?

HentieSenpai September 9, 2015 at 4:09 AM UTC

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD.
WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN?

-FrostedCupcakez

I was just away cos I had other stuff to do :o


2BJ September 9, 2015 at 8:09 AM UTC

removed swag
Who is @emilyrxynolds

kycrafft September 10, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

<20:13:10> "[Not] kycrafft": almost six or almond sex?
<20:13:19> "[xArcturus] Slyae": both
<20:13:24> "[xArcturus] Slyae": jk
<20:13:25> "[Not] kycrafft": I swear I heard both

DonaldMyTrump September 10, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

Zac: Venny I feel like you're nude right now.
Venny: want me to send you a picture?
O_O

Colecrc September 10, 2015 at 3:09 AM UTC

Zac: Venny I feel like you're nude right now.
Venny: want me to send you a picture?
O_O
O_O

Spoookeh September 10, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

"Is an armadillo an animal?" -Remy

"Did you actually just ask that?" -AuraTheArmadillo


JJTheGuy September 10, 2015 at 10:09 PM UTC

"Is an armadillo an animal?" -Remy

"Did you actually just ask that?" -AuraTheArmadillo

No, it's a kind of fucking tree

GrapeSmoothie September 13, 2015 at 2:09 AM UTC

"Dilpickel can you rollback the server, I was checking instagram" -Anonomous player

lol

steven5703 September 15, 2015 at 10:09 PM UTC

"This is gonna be bad for my stomach, and even worse for the bathroom" - greg

AIDSquirt September 16, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

"You've just team-spleefed a senior mod."
AuratheArmadillo
(Right before he kicks someone I believe)

Numberz_ September 16, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

FrozenSolstice - Today 9:26 PM
> I can't be. Lathered

FrozenSolstice - Today 9:26 PM
> BOTHERED*


FrozenSolstice September 16, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

FrozenSolstice - Today 9:26 PM
> I can't be. Lathered

FrozenSolstice - Today 9:26 PM
> BOTHERED*

;-;

Lance2000XD September 16, 2015 at 1:09 AM UTC

"JOHN CEEEEENNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA"

NemoTheFarmer September 16, 2015 at 6:09 AM UTC

marcwood501: I want to make a diamond bucket!!

Tynvale September 21, 2015 at 2:09 PM UTC

Me and Zero are casually talking on TS
Tynvale: "Who would be in your dream team?"
Zero: "Well of course I would have to be in it because I am biased."

Legoche September 21, 2015 at 2:09 PM UTC

Tynvale: "Who is eating Chips really loudly"
Me: "It's not a chip, it's a crisp"
Tynvale: "What is a crisp"
Me: "A crisp is a potato snack"
Tynvale: "No, that's a chip"
Me: "A chip is a fry kinda thing to you, a crisp is a chip to you"

Basically about a 5 minute conversation continues about crisps.

Subscriptor September 21, 2015 at 3:09 PM UTC

Tynvale: "Who is eating Chips really loudly"
Me: "It's not a chip, it's a crisp"
Tynvale: "What is a crisp"
Me: "A crisp is a potato snack"
Tynvale: "No, that's a chip"
Me: "A chip is a fry kinda thing to you, a crisp is a chip to you"

Basically about a 5 minute conversation continues about crisps.
"Basically about a 5 minute conversation continues about crisps."

chips*

Notalgicular September 21, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC

"Basically about a 5 minute conversation continues about crisps."

chips*
crisps

chips

FrozenThorn September 21, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

crisps

chips
Chips are love, chips are life

GalaxyBen September 23, 2015 at 11:09 AM UTC

Harry/JrMapDev: Dad, I died
Eric/MapDev: Well, fuck you son.

I almost pissed myself laughing at this

Wahiz September 23, 2015 at 12:09 PM UTC

Stimulating: your ign is as bad as you are in game xD

Robin_DD_J September 23, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC

"Be ice" -dil

Subscriptor September 23, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC

Harry/JrMapDev: Dad, I died
Eric/MapDev: Well, fuck you son.

I almost pissed myself laughing at this
randy: who is jr mapdev
me: well, you see
me and administrafer were put in a dark room
and jrmapdev was born q8^)

Petlas September 23, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

randy: who is jr mapdev
me: well, you see
me and administrafer were put in a dark room
and jrmapdev was born q8^)
i chOked ON MY BREAKFASt

GalaxyBen September 24, 2015 at 12:09 PM UTC

MapDev/Eric: Hey Son
Harry/JrMapDev: Hey Dad
Eric: How's it going?
Harry: Good
Person 1(forget the name): Who's the Mum?
Person 2(also forget the name): Eric?
Person 1: Yes, Eric is both the Mum and Dad
Me: I'm changing my name to SrMapDev.
Person 2: OMG, It's the Grandpa

Something like that happened.

Coco_stag September 24, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC

randy: who is jr mapdev
me: well, you see
me and administrafer were put in a dark room
and jrmapdev was born q8^)
That was very lovely to hear.....

and Administrafer and I*

Indicado September 24, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC

I got banned oh

- Yunooo,14 August 2k15

SnowSX3 September 25, 2015 at 8:09 AM UTC

Talking to Sessp on TeamSpeak.

Snow: You're in Western Australia right?
Sessp: Yea, why?
Snow: That's a big place.

Sessp: You're in New Zealand right?
Snow: Yea
Sessp: Where the Wombat Hell is that?
            Is that in Antarctica or something?

Posighdun September 25, 2015 at 9:09 AM UTC

We are all having a go at rilo in chat.

snowsx3: "It's so fun when it's not happening to me"

Legoche September 27, 2015 at 4:09 PM UTC

Zero: "This piston isn't extending..."
Me: "Zero, pistons extend when they see you"

FrozenThorn September 27, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

"Wait, you're a GIRL?"

BoldAndBrash September 27, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

"Wait, you're a GIRL?"
Every girl on Avicus has been asked that at least 100 times, lol. xD

FrozenThorn September 27, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

Every girl on Avicus has been asked that at least 100 times, lol. xD
I know, its funny when people think you're 9 years old or something and you're like. 
"NO! I am female!"

Also.. I get it a lot with "You're British?!"

FrozenSolstice September 27, 2015 at 5:09 PM UTC

I know, its funny when people think you're 9 years old or something and you're like. 
"NO! I am female!"

Also.. I get it a lot with "You're British?!"
I know your pain with the whole. "You're a girl?!" Disbelief.

Then people hear me on TS and say; "No, you're a guy."

Deep voice + Aussie accent= guy voice?

Itsameekizzii September 27, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC

"yeah, just give me a sex"(typo from sec i forgot who did that but i was laughing so hard i cried)

Robin_DD_J September 27, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC

I know your pain with the whole. "You're a girl?!" Disbelief.

Then people hear me on TS and say; "No, you're a guy."

Deep voice + Aussie accent= guy voice?
I actually thought you were a guy from that mega scrim a few weeks ago...

FrozenSolstice September 27, 2015 at 7:09 PM UTC

I actually thought you were a guy from that mega scrim a few weeks ago...
MY POINT HAS BEEN PROVEN!

Emmaye September 27, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC


Jerseys September 27, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC

I quit

Coco_stag September 27, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

I know your pain with the whole. "You're a girl?!" Disbelief.

Then people hear me on TS and say; "No, you're a guy."

Deep voice + Aussie accent= guy voice?
Actually, You have a petlas voice!

Petlas September 27, 2015 at 9:09 PM UTC

I know, its funny when people think you're 9 years old or something and you're like. 
"NO! I am female!"

Also.. I get it a lot with "You're British?!"
Wtf, we're almost in the situation? ;00

especially with the british thing lmao

FrostedCupcakez September 28, 2015 at 5:09 AM UTC

Joel (Jozz) talking to hipsterpug: "hey hipsterpig!"

SnowSX3 September 28, 2015 at 9:09 AM UTC

Jozz is whispering the lyrics to the song he's playing.

SnowSX3: WHY ARE WE WHISPERING???
Jozz: I could yell but I choose not too.
"SnowSX3 (Laptop, no mic)": Do it you won't.
Sessp: NO 
Sessp: Don't
SnowSX3: you won't
Sessp I DON"T WANT EARING AIDS
SnowSX3: I think they're called hearing aids Sess
SnowSX3: I don't want ear aids
Sessp: I think they're called whatever i say they're called
SnowSX3: hahaha
Sessp: xD

2BJ October 2, 2015 at 3:10 AM UTC

.

Spoookeh October 2, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

"I hope you stub your toe on a door" - Unknown player to me :(

Subscriptor October 2, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

"I hope you stub your toe on a door" - Unknown player to me :(
he also said
"i hope you fall of your chair"
"i hope you step on a lego"
also it  was XxFazeAvicusxX

Spartemex October 2, 2015 at 1:10 PM UTC

Posiedon: "Is that Aura"
Me: "No It's Spart"
Posiedon: "Oh, well they sound pretty similar... And they're both british"
Me: "British?! I am not British"
Posidon: "The what are you?"
Me: "American..."
Iron: "How could you not tell he was American?"

AtditC October 2, 2015 at 1:10 PM UTC

Posiedon: "Is that Aura"
Me: "No It's Spart"
Posiedon: "Oh, well they sound pretty similar... And they're both british"
Me: "British?! I am not British"
Posidon: "The what are you?"
Me: "American..."
Iron: "How could you not tell he was American?"
Maybe you are but your parents just haven't told you yet... :>

RIP_Avicus October 2, 2015 at 4:10 PM UTC

'Brighton, famous for pebbles and gay people ;)' -Pizza

chle_ October 2, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

Overcast network copied avicus!!!1one11elleven 

totally true..... not

Spoookeh October 2, 2015 at 7:10 PM UTC

"birthed u" - Tino (A quote from the bible of Trump)

SpicyAF October 3, 2015 at 2:10 PM UTC

ill steal ur soul ~ Merp liek 180372309-318 yrs ago when i wasnt baned lol

FrozenThorn October 4, 2015 at 1:10 AM UTC

"Chicken Nugged" - ParaSpider.

Jahaj October 4, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

"Chicken Nugged" - ParaSpider.
I've got so many Para quotes that I don't remember.
The best one was:

*Para talking in a southern accent*
Spart or some other mod: You know you have a southern accent.
Para: I ain't got no southern accent

FrozenSolstice October 4, 2015 at 9:10 PM UTC

"I dropped my sword, now I have to fight DaFrozenBlaze with my other blade." -Rilo

I had to change the words, in case it was deemed to vulgar for the forums.

Coco_stag October 4, 2015 at 10:10 PM UTC

"I dropped my sword, now I have to fight DaFrozenBlaze with my other blade." -Rilo

I had to change the words, in case it was deemed to vulgar for the forums.
oh yeah... I dropped my sword I used my fist and nearly knocked him out :D




























but I didn't

faht October 5, 2015 at 4:10 PM UTC

http://prntscr.com/8o1djv

DaFrozenBlaze October 5, 2015 at 4:10 PM UTC

abuse

RIP_Avicus October 5, 2015 at 4:10 PM UTC

Bad stuff happens when you test /kick.

RIP_Avicus October 5, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

'You could carry any team Pizza'- Unknown
'It depends, if it's a team of fat people, I probably couldn't carry it.'- Pizza

FrozenThorn October 5, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

"Callie, how many children do you have?"

 - Zeus.

Ogrey October 5, 2015 at 11:10 PM UTC

Sethskye: i was playing quintus
Sethskye: an achievement came up when i joined
Sethskye: "time to farm"
Sethskye: k
MasterProX: The game knows the hoe has arrived.

FrozenSolstice October 7, 2015 at 9:10 AM UTC

Nathan: In Cacal, we're all one big family, we think outside the box and stay inside the bed!

SnowSX3 October 7, 2015 at 11:10 AM UTC

Playing with Cupcake (Eklip_Z).

Cup: Oh, am I on the blue team?
Snow: Yea
Cup: What team are you on?
Snow: What other team is there? xD

Eklip_Z October 7, 2015 at 11:10 AM UTC

Snow: Which one are you?
Me: I'm the one shooting you.
Snow: Oh, you're on blue.

- Snow2k15

Coco_stag October 7, 2015 at 11:10 AM UTC

Playing with Cupcake (Eklip_Z).

Cup: Oh, am I on the blue team?
Snow: Yea
Cup: What team are you on?
Snow: What other team is there? xD
I think there is 2 teams.....you could be on read team or whatever the other team name was.

Coco_stag October 7, 2015 at 11:10 AM UTC

"Shit happens when shit happens" - I DONT REMEMBER. YOU THINK I REMEMBER THIS CRAP?

This is a classic one by snow
Rilo: Snow
Snow: Rilo
Rilo: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spoookeh October 7, 2015 at 6:10 PM UTC

Lego - "Are we scrimming?"

Apollo - "YES"

Lego - "Oh, I'm on CS:GO"


Sevoo October 7, 2015 at 11:10 PM UTC

Sethskye: i was playing quintus
Sethskye: an achievement came up when i joined
Sethskye: "time to farm"
Sethskye: k
MasterProX: The game knows the hoe has arrived.
LOL

xNemoII October 9, 2015 at 9:10 AM UTC

Zero: the tables have tabled

zero9178 October 9, 2015 at 11:10 AM UTC

Zero: the tables have tabled
:3

zero9178 October 9, 2015 at 8:10 PM UTC

"The Bitch didn't reply yet"~ Buster 2k15

"Give me the booty ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
When u got the booty - (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When u touch the booty - ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° " Buster

"Me: Do you really want me to put that on the forums ?
Buster
¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

HotAndCrunch October 9, 2015 at 8:10 PM UTC

Zero / remy: you are my favourite son

Colecrc October 10, 2015 at 7:10 AM UTC

"I think my legs are hurting but I can't feel them"~GillGodHD2k2015

xNemoII October 10, 2015 at 6:10 PM UTC

Midnightstorm

"suck my nuts"
"capture the hill"

ProfessorUtonium October 11, 2015 at 12:10 AM UTC

"the hackers would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling Jr Mods and their mod too!" - me

(After me, Callie, and Jahaj finally get a mod on, Evo, to ban 2 hackers flying around and killing players)

Emmaye October 11, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

"my teamspeakserver has 23000 slots"
-Atdit

Petlas October 11, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

Rilo: *screeching pretty loudly*
SnowSX3: The game hasn't even started yet...

FrostedCupcakez October 11, 2015 at 7:10 AM UTC

"Is that your competition? He's like a potato with eyes for god sake." – Aura

hasl October 11, 2015 at 7:10 AM UTC

"Is that your competition? He's like a potato with eyes for god sake." – Aura
Prepare for leak riot ;D

SnowSX3 October 12, 2015 at 7:10 AM UTC

<e

- FrozenSolstice

steven5703 October 13, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

"rile i can destroy you in verbal pvp" -jozz

Rainstruck October 13, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

"rile i can destroy you in verbal pvp" -jozz


Can confirm. Story of my life.

RIP_Avicus October 13, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

I can't remember how, but Merp proved that saying 'threesome' can be the end of the world, via Jozz, Donald Trump and David Cameron.

Mehrp October 13, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

I can't remember how, but Merp proved that saying 'threesome' can be the end of the world, via Jozz, Donald Trump and David Cameron.
It was a very logical set of events =)

Rainstruck October 13, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

Average Conversation with Pel

Pelpelajax October 13, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

Average Conversation with Pel
Nice photoshop.

Coco_stag October 13, 2015 at 10:10 AM UTC

"he'll get demoted to mod" - Snow

SnowSX3 October 13, 2015 at 10:10 AM UTC

"he'll get demoted to mod" - Snow
I said promoted, you just misheard me xD

Coco_stag October 13, 2015 at 10:10 AM UTC

I said promoted, you just misheard me xD
lies

Coco_stag October 13, 2015 at 10:10 AM UTC

*InfiniteLunacy gets banned for excessive swearing*
Frozen: Imagine if Lunacy's appeal was 

"I have never fucking sweared in my life you fucking idiots!"

Rilo: LOL

xNemoII October 15, 2015 at 8:10 PM UTC

Midnightstorm: I love that one fish out of the sea

FrozenSolstice October 15, 2015 at 9:10 PM UTC

<e

- FrozenSolstice
<e

Midnightstorm October 15, 2015 at 9:10 PM UTC

Nemo1197

"Monday one day" "Tuesday two day" "Wednesday what when where what day" "Thursday the THIRD DAY"
"I love storms at midnight"
"I win every bet"
"Please leave Midnight alone. Regards, Nemo."

xNemoII October 15, 2015 at 9:10 PM UTC

Nemo1197

"Monday one day" "Tuesday two day" "Wednesday what when where what day" "Thursday the THIRD DAY"
"I love storms at midnight"
"I win every bet"
"Please leave Midnight alone. Regards, Nemo."
Delusional

SnowSX3 October 16, 2015 at 9:10 AM UTC

"How do you even spell my name?"
- Rilo

AtditC October 16, 2015 at 6:10 PM UTC

Someone on Dust Devils:

"dickss oh oh I mean ducks"

resepignev October 16, 2015 at 7:10 PM UTC

"Steven, Stop jitter clicking on your soup!" - Eric

Legoche October 17, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

Raging to Seth:

"Hey, do you know how to YML."

Seth:

"I am a MapDev."

Raging:

"SOME MAPDEVS CAN'T YML"



Later that day:

Raging: "Can you edit maps on the repo?"

Seth: "I am a mapdev."

ImRaging October 17, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

Raging to Seth:

"Hey, do you know how to YML."

Seth:

"I am a MapDev."

Raging:

"SOME MAPDEVS CAN'T YML"



Later that day:

Raging: "Can you edit maps on the repo?"

Seth: "I am a mapdev."
Whaaattt???? I didn't say thaaatt...

Legoche October 17, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

Whaaattt???? I didn't say thaaatt...
Alriiiiiiiighty den

AtditC October 17, 2015 at 6:10 PM UTC

TurnipTheTiger: Don't flood chat, I can't swim!

AtditC: LOL

xNemoII October 17, 2015 at 8:10 PM UTC

Me: Put your face cam on :D
FrozenThorn: I will later!
Me: later meaning never!
FrozenThorn: yep! You're right! Ahahaha

Beautifulistic October 18, 2015 at 12:10 AM UTC

'pope mily,' - Laggyy, 2k15

2BJ October 18, 2015 at 4:10 AM UTC

'pope mily,' - Laggyy, 2k15
..

Subscriptor October 18, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

..
"Its not a bra, its a bikini top!"

2BJ October 18, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

"Its not a bra, its a bikini top!"
Stop

Subscriptor October 18, 2015 at 7:10 AM UTC

Stop
LMAO ur quotes are thr best xd

TurnipTheTiger October 18, 2015 at 7:10 AM UTC

I read teh whole thread xD

Legoche October 18, 2015 at 12:10 PM UTC

Oscar:

"Mineplex is great! It makes me feel so good at PvP! I have so many hacks called on me."

2BJ October 18, 2015 at 12:10 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/nePVPaO

shoop_raton October 18, 2015 at 12:10 PM UTC

This statement was approved by Obama.

shoop_raton October 18, 2015 at 1:10 PM UTC

sometimes i feel like emily makes the best quotes

thicccdiccc October 18, 2015 at 1:10 PM UTC

bobos

HarryRules2002 October 20, 2015 at 9:10 AM UTC

Me: It's so boring without TeamSpeak.

Posighdun: No it's not. It stops us from hearing Rilo singing.


Coco_stag October 20, 2015 at 11:10 AM UTC

Me: It's so boring without TeamSpeak.

Posighdun: No it's not. It stops us from hearing Rilo singing.

Love you too sessp <3!


THE THREAD IS 1 YEAR OLD!!!

FrozenThorn October 20, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

Me: It's so boring without TeamSpeak.

Posighdun: No it's not. It stops us from hearing Rilo singing.

Don't forget about Steven and his weird noises and 'Spooky Scary Skeletons'!

Rainstruck October 20, 2015 at 6:10 PM UTC

The wailord sweep will happen...

Coco_stag October 20, 2015 at 7:10 PM UTC

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to the threaddddd! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

NovaLikesPvP October 20, 2015 at 7:10 PM UTC

"Defensas de ObCiadiana" ~ Ingles 2k15

"Yo me elijo la skin de tronco" ~ iMaxMC 2k15

"Mi novia en CoC" ~ JustTomi 2k15.

resepignev October 21, 2015 at 1:10 AM UTC

"Ape Depise You For Speak Of You’r Self In Third Persons"

"Do You’re Taxes It Is Importants And You Half To"

"Destroy You're Boy He Can Never Be Trust Again"

"Non Of You Have Truly Graps The Powers I Possess"

"Hey Jahaj Hope Your Haveing A Nice Days"

"Kyler Has Many Thousand Of Message Waiting For His Wisdoms"

"So Your Just Found Tasty Banana. No Spot On It. Nice, Yellow, Beautiful, Green At The Ends. Perfect Find Yes?

NO!!!

Wait For Your Banana To Have The Brown Spot And NO Green Before Your Eat


Thats How Your Self Knows Banana Is Ripe: Is Process Of Starches In The Phallus Turn Into Sugars Much Better For Your Self This Way"

"Find Direction Inside Of You're Selfs And You're Own Problem: Often Time We Can Best Understand And Solve These Problem By Helping Other Work Through Them. You Will Be Surprise By What You Can Here From You're Self In Teaching Other . . . Kyler Know This To Be True

You Ideal Of Success Seem To Be Lacking. Comparison Is Heinous Thief Of Joy: Do No Seek To Compete Or Match Accomplishment Of Your Peers, Will Never Lead You're Self To Fulfillment

Kyler Believe And Support Your Struggle Of These Gender . . . Just Because You Do Not Pass Does Don't Mean You're Indentity Is Invalidate

Never Forget These Wisdoms. Kyler Bestows Blessing Upon You're Self Now In You're Quest Of Sea King Inner Peace"  - Evo being silly

Jahaj October 21, 2015 at 1:10 AM UTC

"Ape Depise You For Speak Of You’r Self In Third Persons"

"Do You’re Taxes It Is Importants And You Half To"

"Destroy You're Boy He Can Never Be Trust Again"

"Non Of You Have Truly Graps The Powers I Possess"

"Hey Jahaj Hope Your Haveing A Nice Days"

"Kyler Has Many Thousand Of Message Waiting For His Wisdoms"

"So Your Just Found Tasty Banana. No Spot On It. Nice, Yellow, Beautiful, Green At The Ends. Perfect Find Yes?

NO!!!

Wait For Your Banana To Have The Brown Spot And NO Green Before Your Eat


Thats How Your Self Knows Banana Is Ripe: Is Process Of Starches In The Phallus Turn Into Sugars Much Better For Your Self This Way"

"Find Direction Inside Of You're Selfs And You're Own Problem: Often Time We Can Best Understand And Solve These Problem By Helping Other Work Through Them. You Will Be Surprise By What You Can Here From You're Self In Teaching Other . . . Kyler Know This To Be True

You Ideal Of Success Seem To Be Lacking. Comparison Is Heinous Thief Of Joy: Do No Seek To Compete Or Match Accomplishment Of Your Peers, Will Never Lead You're Self To Fulfillment

Kyler Believe And Support Your Struggle Of These Gender . . . Just Because You Do Not Pass Does Don't Mean You're Indentity Is Invalidate

Never Forget These Wisdoms. Kyler Bestows Blessing Upon You're Self Now In You're Quest Of Sea King Inner Peace"  - Evo being silly
Evo has gone insane.
RIP Evo 2k15. :(

DaFrozenBlaze October 21, 2015 at 2:10 AM UTC

"Ape Depise You For Speak Of You’r Self In Third Persons"

"Do You’re Taxes It Is Importants And You Half To"

"Destroy You're Boy He Can Never Be Trust Again"

"Non Of You Have Truly Graps The Powers I Possess"

"Hey Jahaj Hope Your Haveing A Nice Days"

"Kyler Has Many Thousand Of Message Waiting For His Wisdoms"

"So Your Just Found Tasty Banana. No Spot On It. Nice, Yellow, Beautiful, Green At The Ends. Perfect Find Yes?

NO!!!

Wait For Your Banana To Have The Brown Spot And NO Green Before Your Eat


Thats How Your Self Knows Banana Is Ripe: Is Process Of Starches In The Phallus Turn Into Sugars Much Better For Your Self This Way"

"Find Direction Inside Of You're Selfs And You're Own Problem: Often Time We Can Best Understand And Solve These Problem By Helping Other Work Through Them. You Will Be Surprise By What You Can Here From You're Self In Teaching Other . . . Kyler Know This To Be True

You Ideal Of Success Seem To Be Lacking. Comparison Is Heinous Thief Of Joy: Do No Seek To Compete Or Match Accomplishment Of Your Peers, Will Never Lead You're Self To Fulfillment

Kyler Believe And Support Your Struggle Of These Gender . . . Just Because You Do Not Pass Does Don't Mean You're Indentity Is Invalidate

Never Forget These Wisdoms. Kyler Bestows Blessing Upon You're Self Now In You're Quest Of Sea King Inner Peace"  - Evo being silly
...

Mehrp October 21, 2015 at 4:10 PM UTC

BoggleMindedTree: I'm gonna be racist to yellow people
Awesomerp: umm...
BoggleMindedTree : Oh wait no that doesn't sound right, I'm gonna be rasict to prospit
Awesomerp: *Whispers* Yes but that's still being racist and racism isn't allowed on the Avicus network.. =)
BoggleMindedTree: Ahh Yess, but this isn't REAL RACISM
Awesomerp: ...
Oscar: ...
Awesomerp: .-.

_iMan October 21, 2015 at 7:10 PM UTC

stop with dat face.... ^-^ .-. xdd

RIP_Avicus October 22, 2015 at 7:10 PM UTC

Me and BoggleMindedTree were having an argument with some people about Beats headphones.
'I like Beats, they're cool.' -Stranger 1
'You know what's not cool? Poor children in Bangladesh making them in poor conditions for the rich white men.' -Oscar
'You're so down...' -Stranger 2
'Beats aren't real.' -Boggle
'What?' -Stranger 1
'You ever met a guy called Beats? No? I rest my case.' -Boggle

Mehrp October 22, 2015 at 7:10 PM UTC

Me and BoggleMindedTree were having an argument with some people about Beats headphones.
'I like Beats, they're cool.' -Stranger 1
'You know what's not cool? Poor children in Bangladesh making them in poor conditions for the rich white men.' -Oscar
'You're so down...' -Stranger 2
'Beats aren't real.' -Boggle
'What?' -Stranger 1
'You ever met a guy called Beats? No? I rest my case.' -Boggle
BoggleBringsBanter

Coco_stag October 23, 2015 at 7:10 AM UTC

Rilo: *Starts singing*
Endar (My team member): RILO, NO SINGING!
Rilo: Im gonna do that in the sunday scrim! Get used to it



-------------------------------------

Pvp_Sirs: Teamswitch 
Rilo: How?
Pvp: Gold rank
Rilo: Are you accusing me or yourself?
PVp: Myself
Rilo: LOL

Petlas October 23, 2015 at 8:10 AM UTC

"Hey, I found Chatbot in the maze!" - Petlas
"Wait, really? Where are you?" - Snow
"Just follow my nametag." - Petlas
"I still can't see you?" - Snow
"Oh, wait, I was shifting.." - Petlas

DaFrozenBlaze October 23, 2015 at 9:10 AM UTC

"Hey, I found Chatbot in the maze!" - Petlas
"Wait, really? Where are you?" - Snow
"Just follow my nametag." - Petlas
"I still can't see you?" - Snow
"Oh, wait, I was shifting.." - Petlas
If you type, you would have unshifted :)

Petlas October 23, 2015 at 9:10 AM UTC

If you type, you would have unshifted :)
Not if I'm talking in TS ((:

DaFrozenBlaze October 23, 2015 at 9:10 AM UTC

Not if I'm talking in TS ((:
Welp.

VenomousViper October 24, 2015 at 2:10 AM UTC

On Verdon Fortress:

Tynvale: I wasn't going for the monument. I was going for the head.

SnowSX3 October 24, 2015 at 10:10 AM UTC

"I AM PETLAS."
-Petlas

Petlas October 24, 2015 at 10:10 AM UTC

"Common sense! Please come in, wipe your shoes...you're late btw" - Snow

Ingigo October 25, 2015 at 4:10 PM UTC

The mega link doesn't work - Ambi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtzK5Oqmhdo

DaFrozenBlaze October 25, 2015 at 4:10 PM UTC

The mega link doesn't work - Ambi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtzK5Oqmhdo
This isn't going to go anywhere anytime soon...

DaFrozenBlaze October 25, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

"I'm gonna cut us some cat" - Buster, animal lover.

Buster: OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH A CAT
Me: ANIMAL SLAVERY
Buster: NO, I will train it, and it will love me, and it will not kill me

Buster: I luv cats, that's why I'll train them to take over the world.

(No Battle Cats reference intended xD)

Buster: You better be very scared of the............ CATINATOR 3000

ImRaging October 25, 2015 at 7:10 PM UTC

I get unbanned and I'm stuck at my Grandparents watching the flipping Strictly come dancing results >•< -Jack

xNemoII October 25, 2015 at 8:10 PM UTC

Midnightstorm

Midnightstorm: where are you 
Nemo: to the left
*midnightstorm looks to the right*
Midnightstorm: You're not there...
Nemo: that's your right...

i always thought the connection bars told you how close the players are in game

SnowSX3 October 26, 2015 at 5:10 AM UTC

<43
-Petlas

Petlas October 26, 2015 at 5:10 AM UTC

<43
-Petlas
"I'm such a dick xD" 
- Snow

xNemoII October 26, 2015 at 1:10 PM UTC

On Rendezvous 1

ManMachine: Eteh what monument are you defending, I want to kill you

Eteh: the middle mon

FrozenThorn October 26, 2015 at 11:10 PM UTC

Gill: Donald trump bla bla bla
*User in your channel was kicked from the server*
Greg: CRAP I MEANT TO POKE HIM*

Rainstruck October 27, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC



Guess we have to do "background" checks now! xD

Posighdun October 27, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC



Guess we have to do "background" checks now! xD
If you haven't been doing them all this time idk how you got promoted xd

SnowSX3 October 27, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

420IsLife: How long does the AFK timer go for?
Sessp: I don't know, I'm never at my keyboard to figure it out.

Posighdun October 27, 2015 at 6:10 AM UTC

420IsLife: How long does the AFK timer go for?
Sessp: I don't know, I'm never at my keyboard to figure it out.
It's true though xd

Rainstruck October 27, 2015 at 8:10 AM UTC

If you haven't been doing them all this time idk how you got promoted xd
There is a reason that the word background is in quotes! xD

Spoookeh October 29, 2015 at 10:10 PM UTC

"I'm cheap like my race" - Iron 2015

FrozenThorn October 29, 2015 at 10:10 PM UTC

person: Oops I just realised I have been playing Nebula in gamemode 1 this whole time...
Me: LOL

Rainstruck October 30, 2015 at 5:10 PM UTC

"Both teams are defending the monument like their virginities"

-DerAnas

#BestComment2K15


Tynvale November 1, 2015 at 9:11 AM UTC

After winning a 1 and a half hour scrim:

TynvaleTHANK THE LORD JESUS! THANK THE LORD JESUS! I'M NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS BUT THANK THE LORD JESUS!

Explaining the scrim to Laggeh:

TynvaleEveryone on Xenarch is like a brick wall, they don't move; and me, I am just a molecule they casually brush away.

shoop_raton November 1, 2015 at 10:11 AM UTC

After winning a 1 and a half hour scrim:

TynvaleTHANK THE LORD JESUS! THANK THE LORD JESUS! I'M NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS BUT THANK THE LORD JESUS!

Explaining the scrim to Laggeh:

TynvaleEveryone on Xenarch is like a brick wall, they don't move; and me, I am just a molecule they casually brush away.
LOL

xNemoII November 1, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

Midnightstorm: happy 32nd of October !!

Coco_stag November 1, 2015 at 9:11 PM UTC

After winning a 1 and a half hour scrim:

TynvaleTHANK THE LORD JESUS! THANK THE LORD JESUS! I'M NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS BUT THANK THE LORD JESUS!

Explaining the scrim to Laggeh:

TynvaleEveryone on Xenarch is like a brick wall, they don't move; and me, I am just a molecule they casually brush away.
hehe, When pal hits me I got knocked like  4000000 blocks into the void, it was crazy

Gundham November 2, 2015 at 3:11 AM UTC

"I am hit"
- Elsa / FrozenSolstice

GuyNamedRiley November 4, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

-Me "My interwebs died."

-Tyn "What are interwebs? Is that the internet made by spiders? Are you part spider Riley?"

-Snow "He is obviously part spider, that is why he is called Riley."

xD

SnowSX3 November 4, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

This is why I love moderating on AU time, because it's so calm-WHATTT

-Rile

xNemoII November 4, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

Marcwood501

Marc: Saturday, Monday, Tuesday...

Everyone: 
YOU MISSED OUT SUNDAY

Marc: 
O



marcwood501 November 4, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

Hahahahaha

GuyNamedRiley November 4, 2015 at 8:11 AM UTC

"I stole someone elses skin and put my logo on it."

-Tynvale

Spoookeh November 4, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

"Please don't flood the cat" - ImRaging 2015

zero9178 November 4, 2015 at 10:11 PM UTC

"Please don't flood the cat" - ImRaging 2015

HarryRules2002 November 5, 2015 at 1:11 AM UTC

"I stole someone elses skin and put my logo on it."

-Tynvale

It was my skin :(


SnowSX3 November 6, 2015 at 9:11 AM UTC

Rilo: What country's closer to America, New Zealand or Australia?
Snow: Depends what side of America you're talking about.
Rilo: Wait, I mean Canada.
Sessp: That's not in America.

SnowSX3 November 6, 2015 at 9:11 AM UTC

[Shows above quote to Rilo because he didn't hear what Sessp said]
Rilo: Oh, Canada's not in America, I get it.
Sessp: Wait really? I just told you that.

Coco_stag November 6, 2015 at 9:11 AM UTC

Rilo: Are we allowed to use something that makes us seem good at pvp?
Rilo: Like, It's undetectable
Snow: No, but sessp would need to use it.

zero9178 November 6, 2015 at 5:11 PM UTC

Me: "yeay it's the first time my mom doesn't think I am a failure"
Buster:"I heard pedophilia first so that makes it even worse"

Buster_U November 6, 2015 at 6:11 PM UTC

Zero: is it meaner or more meanie?
Buster: ....
Raging: ....
Raging: meaner
Buster: more meanie for sure

shoop_raton November 7, 2015 at 11:11 AM UTC

"Hey Javi!" -Phil_The_Boss
"Hey phuk!" -Javi

Verybadsorry November 7, 2015 at 12:11 PM UTC

Me: Hey imanmachine
Machine: WASHERMASHEN
Me:?
Machine:  WASHER FUCKING 
MASHEN!!1!1!1!

Wahiz November 7, 2015 at 1:11 PM UTC

How mine and Rilo's Skype calls begin


*Rings*
Rilo-Hi
(awkward silence)
Dawson-Fuck off you mop

(Hangs up)
xD

Coco_stag November 7, 2015 at 9:11 PM UTC

How mine and Rilo's Skype calls begin


*Rings*
Rilo-Hi
(awkward silence)
Dawson-Fuck off you mop

(Hangs up)
xD
LOL

can confirm

ClubberNugget November 7, 2015 at 11:11 PM UTC

*humping monkey Skype emoji* - everyone in Monkey Mafia Skype chat

SnowSX3 November 8, 2015 at 8:11 AM UTC

Snow: Do you know what happened with that thing yesterday?
Sess: Yea
Sess: Kinda 
Sess: Not really
Sess: Sorta
Sess: Slorta
Sess: LOL
Sess: Wait what?
Snow: ffs xD

This conversation took place over the period of 20 seconds..

Tynvale November 8, 2015 at 11:11 AM UTC

We started a conversation about ImYourNienVale's name, then this happened...

Tyn: Hitler went Nien!
Merp: Hitler was 9? Wow he was young!
Oscar: Still older that the Mineplex mods.

gobernment November 8, 2015 at 6:11 PM UTC


SnowSX3 November 9, 2015 at 6:11 AM UTC

I don't know what I did but I did something and it worked!
-Petlas

SnowSX3 November 9, 2015 at 6:11 AM UTC

Tynvale pretending to choke to death.

I hate you Snow
*Dies*

SnowSX3 November 9, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

"Outside is a wonderful place but I don't really want to go there"
-Tynvale.

faht November 9, 2015 at 7:11 PM UTC

http://i.imgur.com/wfYLihC.png -Tazz

gobernment November 9, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC


FrozenThorn November 9, 2015 at 10:11 PM UTC

She's a keeper

FrostedCupcakez November 10, 2015 at 4:11 AM UTC

"almost fell sleep at my depbord"
"Keyboard*"
 – Jay (Jahaj)

How does someone type "depbord" instead of keyboard.. I mean the k is on the other side..

Jahaj November 10, 2015 at 4:11 AM UTC

"almost fell sleep at my depbord"
"Keyboard*"
 – Jay (Jahaj)

How does someone type "depbord" instead of keyboard.. I mean the k is on the other side..
I actually fell asleep in the middle of doing homework and woke up to the sound of someone texting me. xD

Subscriptor November 10, 2015 at 5:11 AM UTC

LOL

MidnightBeats November 10, 2015 at 5:11 AM UTC

"ADMIN HAMMER"
:>

RIP_Avicus November 10, 2015 at 5:11 PM UTC

'I don't team switch, I just switch teams' -Awesomerp

Disclaimer- 99.9% of what Merp does is legal.


Sevoo November 11, 2015 at 12:11 AM UTC

"ADMIN HAMMER"
:>
was der


it was incredible

SnowSX3 November 11, 2015 at 6:11 AM UTC

Iron: Ven, why are you on? Do you not have school today?
Ven: It's 11pm at the moment.
Iron: So you're not at school?
Ven: It's 11pm what do you think?

xD

Tazz November 11, 2015 at 7:11 PM UTC

[19:48:34] Robin | Rozznow | Robin_DD_J: do I have time to take a shower or something
[19:48:43] Tazz: yea
[19:48:48] Robin | Rozznow | Robin_DD_J: alright sweet
[19:48:54] Robin | Rozznow | Robin_DD_J: ill be back in 2 hours

VenomousViper November 11, 2015 at 9:11 PM UTC

On the build server:

Raging: Sli are you (not) flat?
Sli: No

Sli Is flat confirmed by himself.

smitdalt November 11, 2015 at 9:11 PM UTC

On the build server:

Raging: Sli are you (not) flat?
Sli: No

Sli Is flat confirmed by himself.
Hey... YOU GOT HIM LOLOL sli you flatworm

BmB November 11, 2015 at 9:11 PM UTC

'Juano - 'Can i go for a shit quickly?'
BmB - depends what you are
Ciaran - if it was curry no it'll take hours
BmB - especially if ingi made it
Ciaran - 'LMAO food poison alert'
Junoa - 'Brb off to shit'

Dyspa November 12, 2015 at 12:11 AM UTC

'Me -' 'I moved to the US yesterday, what u on about?'
'Danikas -' 'That's a long way to swim Juano, I'm proud'

Eteh November 12, 2015 at 3:11 PM UTC

Billnie: this is the only time i hate boobs

(after a fist fight on CTH between Billnie and boobross)

xNemoII November 13, 2015 at 10:11 PM UTC

Midnightstorm/Triikky

Showers are gud,

I take like 45 minutes in them

What do I do in there you ask?

You don't wanna know! ;)))

Me: PAHAHAHAHAHA

Coco_stag November 14, 2015 at 6:11 AM UTC

Dawson and I play Mega walls 5 mins ago!

Rilo: *Falls in a 2x1 whole with dawson
Dawson: RILO [swearing]
Rilo: IM SORRY :(
Dawson: FFS RILO
Rilo: LEL
Dawson: Rilo, you fucking legend
Dawson: [swearing]
Rilo: Hehe
Dawson: [Swearing]



A normal conversation with Dawson/Sheep_Ship

Vobaseball12 November 14, 2015 at 3:11 PM UTC

"I can jive I can jive"

alexanderjoe November 14, 2015 at 10:11 PM UTC

"im gonna make my secret hard to fine" -TeamCarry (Slicorn)

vladthegreat100 November 15, 2015 at 3:11 AM UTC

"Nah I’m just an ugly half chinese loner that sits and plays minecraft 24/7" - Evan / Biixerv:

Eteh November 16, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

Laggehh: thailanese

Coco_stag November 16, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

"Block lag" - Half of the community

xNemoII November 16, 2015 at 2:11 PM UTC

"i'm sorry" (x5) - Rilo

Coco_stag November 16, 2015 at 7:11 PM UTC

"i'm sorry" (x5) - Rilo" - Fliikky

SnowSX3 November 19, 2015 at 9:11 AM UTC

FrozenSolstice: I'm a hooker.
Snow: What?
FrozenSolstice: Wait, that came out wrong.
Snow: How else could that come out? xD

Petlas November 19, 2015 at 9:11 AM UTC

Snow: Do you even speak japanese?
Me: nihaou
Me: did i even spell that right
Me: fuck
Snow: That's Chinese omg
Me: fUCK
Snow: HAHAHAHHAHAH

DaFrozenBlaze November 19, 2015 at 10:11 AM UTC

Snow: Do you even speak japanese?
Me: nihaou
Me: did i even spell that right
Me: fuck
Snow: That's Chinese omg
Me: fUCK
Snow: HAHAHAHHAHAH
You didn't spell that right.

SnowSX3 November 19, 2015 at 10:11 AM UTC

Snow: Do you even speak japanese?
Me: nihaou
Me: did i even spell that right
Me: fuck
Snow: That's Chinese omg
Me: fUCK
Snow: HAHAHAHHAHAH
I literally laughed out loud, that was hilarious xD

xNemoII November 19, 2015 at 2:11 PM UTC

Hunting_Chick

What the heck in pingers!?
Is it Penis Fingers!?

Hunting_Chick: Fliikky, why are you floating!?
Me: the game finished...

Hunting_chick November 19, 2015 at 2:11 PM UTC

Hunting_Chick

What the heck in pingers!?
Is it Penis Fingers!?

Hunting_Chick: Fliikky, why are you floating!?
Me: the game finished...
that's me!

FrostedCupcakez November 21, 2015 at 1:11 AM UTC

"the avicus fire department is gonna be pissed when they see this"
 - Para

Wahiz November 21, 2015 at 1:11 AM UTC

Skype Calls with Rilo.


Skype Rings*

Rilo: Hello

Me: Fuck off

Rilo: what did I do

Me: idk

Rilo: Then why?
.
Me: cause I Fucking said so is there a problem?

Rilo: No.

Itsameekizzii November 21, 2015 at 2:11 AM UTC

KizzyFizzy Cheer: Narwhal narwhal you can go and dodge a car! the real mvp- timmy and no re-lax max in the tree! go

SnowSX3 November 21, 2015 at 5:11 AM UTC

Rilo: Snow, do you realise I have the Diamond rank now?
Snow: Yes, I'm the one that gave it to you.

Coco_stag November 21, 2015 at 6:11 AM UTC

What a legend

FrostedCupcakez November 21, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

Me: "My juice tastes like crap."
Eako: "Flavour?"
Me: "Peach and Mango..."
Eako: "Peachy and Mango retired to become juice flavours."

Wahiz November 21, 2015 at 11:11 PM UTC

Me and Rilo building a map

Rilo: Make sure there are no holes

Dawson: I know

Rilo: There is also a hole in your ass fill that up.

Dawson: There is also a hole between your legs, fill that up.

*Laughing*

Tynvale November 22, 2015 at 11:11 AM UTC

Me in a conversation with people on Avicus TS at 5am with no sleep.

Tynvale: *Mumbling random things*
Lokigh: Tyn are you high?
Tynvale: Yeah mate, I am high on life yo.
Buster: LOL

It was on this night/morning I learnt that I get "high" when I am tired.

Subscriptor November 22, 2015 at 6:11 PM UTC


Subscriptor November 22, 2015 at 7:11 PM UTC

jack: how do you say scrim in spanish?
michael: el scrimmago 

LOL

Sevoo November 22, 2015 at 9:11 PM UTC

Vlad in Kaldorei Skype chat:

I'm Santa

I get all the ho ho hoe's

Petlas November 23, 2015 at 10:11 AM UTC

Me: *simply logs on with minechat*
choclatthunder45: WOW UR SO KOOL
Me: I KNOW RIGHT
choclatthunder45: i wish i could grow up and be half as kool as you
choclatthunder45: your an inspiration
choclatthunder45: have my children

Iron November 23, 2015 at 2:11 PM UTC

00:27:52> Carmel: we have to do a dance theme and our class almost did shrek take the wheel
<00:32:00> Dooz: I went to sleep at 3am last night and woke up an hour ago
<00:32:02> Carmel: what about school
<00:32:04> Dooz: School is  4 nerds!!!
<00:32:13> Irone: gg d00z

Looking at my 1 year old Teamspeak logs. Oh the memories.

NovaLikesPvP November 23, 2015 at 2:11 PM UTC

"Saikron Carries".

resepignev November 23, 2015 at 10:11 PM UTC

"kickuing mc" - alex after he got an report. xD

Deezi November 24, 2015 at 12:11 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/tRUPZR0

nice as always


Tynvale November 26, 2015 at 1:11 AM UTC

I enter TeamSpeak to see who was on and instantly get moved to a room with just Greg and I.

Greg: 
"Hey, you came on at the perfect time."
Tynvale: "What?"
Greg: "I am so sorry to tell you this but we decided to demote you to Moderator."
Tynvale: "Damn it! Now I lose the 'Jr' part of my tag."

ProfessorUtonium November 26, 2015 at 1:11 AM UTC

Michael reads the word "therapist" while he was choosing a word for Fibbage


"I got a perfect word that I'll win on. Oh wait, I thought that said The Rapist"

Alaann November 26, 2015 at 1:11 AM UTC


resepignev November 26, 2015 at 11:11 AM UTC

"Suck an actual egg" - Equalli

SnowSX3 November 26, 2015 at 12:11 PM UTC

shadowolf: Why'd you post a v for?
Snow: It's a y...

shoop_raton November 26, 2015 at 3:11 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/wVRGcBU

Letters.


2BJ November 26, 2015 at 3:11 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/O0WWuMm

2BJ November 26, 2015 at 3:11 PM UTC

no

shoop_raton November 26, 2015 at 3:11 PM UTC

Well it sounded like it!1



zero9178 November 26, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

"Rest in bitches"~Buster

Arigenn November 26, 2015 at 11:11 PM UTC


gobernment November 27, 2015 at 3:11 AM UTC

I can confirm that these happened.

Dyspa November 27, 2015 at 4:11 AM UTC

(On the forums)
'IAMPHIL-' 'Blababa (Can't remember what he said) imbecile.'
'Me -' 'Fix ur ortography fam, it's "imbecil".'
'Kizzy and PHIL-' 'You can say it either ways u doofuz.'
'Me-' 'Good job on telling a spaniard how to speak his own/native language ayy'

DaFrozenBlaze November 27, 2015 at 4:11 AM UTC

"Rest in bitches"~Buster
That's new

gobernment November 27, 2015 at 4:11 AM UTC


Ezno November 27, 2015 at 6:11 AM UTC

"My hands are cold. Colder than Huahwi"

kycrafft November 27, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

"Don't be kinky. Not now. Don't be kinky" - Jess

[2:00:19 AM] *** Call to Andrew | MasterProX, no answer. ***
[2:00:31 AM] 2:00 AM, I'm tired, mistakes happen

GuyNamedRiley November 27, 2015 at 7:11 AM UTC

Michael reads the word "therapist" while he was choosing a word for Fibbage


"I got a perfect word that I'll win on. Oh wait, I thought that said The Rapist"
THIS ^^

SnowSX3 November 27, 2015 at 11:11 AM UTC

Tynvale: Would you do the Titanic scene with Petlas?
Snow: You're a dick.
Tynvale: No, like, as friends.
Tynvale: I would do it with you.
Tynvale: Spread my arms out in front of you. You'd also get to see me and draw me naked.

SnowSX3 November 27, 2015 at 11:11 AM UTC

Pal: In the Titanic, the band actually stayed on the ship and played music until the ship sank.
Snow: What music do you think they played?
Tynvale: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

FrostedCupcakez November 27, 2015 at 4:11 PM UTC

"How do I post a photo? I wanna show people how hot I really am."
– Mary

shoop_raton November 27, 2015 at 5:11 PM UTC

On build server


Merp: "Kyler, would this be enlongated or biggened?"

Kyler: "Yes"

DaFrozenBlaze November 27, 2015 at 6:11 PM UTC

On build server


Merp: "Kyler, would this be enlongated or biggened?"

Kyler: "Yes"
Not avicus bad

Subscriptor November 28, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

"my dads cat"
" my moms cat"
"my great dads cat"
"my dogs cat"
-cole

Legoche November 28, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

Timer: 10
Timer: 9
Timer: 8
Timer: 7
Timer: 6
Timer: 5
Timer: 4
Timer: 3
Timer: 2
Eric: Guys I got a surprise for you!
== Bootey has destroyed left ==
Timer: 1
Timer: The game has ended!

resepignev November 28, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

"die in a me chicken" - the staff team xD

Vobaseball12 November 28, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

"die in a me chicken" - the staff team xD
https://gyazo.com/96366ae50c16bebfd102fe8d49182cb0

Iron November 28, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

Timer: 10
Timer: 9
Timer: 8
Timer: 7
Timer: 6
Timer: 5
Timer: 4
Timer: 3
Timer: 2
Eric: Guys I got a surprise for you!
== Bootey has destroyed left ==
Timer: 1
Timer: The game has ended!
http://prntscr.com/980r7a

RIP_Avicus November 29, 2015 at 10:11 AM UTC

In TS and moderating Rendezvous III with Tyn and Snow....

Snow: "Hey guys, there's some guys up on the observer platform. Help me kick 'em?"
Tyn & Oscar: "Yeah sure!"
*Snow kicks 2 guys, me and Tyn get 1 each*
Tyn: "Hey Oscar, there's some more coming up."
Oscar: "Wait, Snow..."
Snow: "Yea?"
Oscar: "That's not the observer platform!"
Snow: "Waddya mean?"
Oscar: "Tp to me..."
Snow: "S**T!"
Tyn: "Snow, you wombat!"
Oscar: "Good job Snow!"

/demote SnowSX3

After, when I'm saying I'm going to add this:
Snow: "Yeah sure, your making it sound like you're both innocent."
Tyn: "WE ARE!!!"
Snow: "I hate you both."

DaFrozenBlaze November 29, 2015 at 10:11 AM UTC

In TS and moderating Rendezvous III with Tyn and Snow....

Snow: "Hey guys, there's some guys up on the observer platform. Help me kick 'em?"
Tyn & Oscar: "Yeah sure!"
*Snow kicks 2 guys, me and Tyn get 1 each*
Tyn: "Hey Oscar, there's some more coming up."
Oscar: "Wait, Snow..."
Snow: "Yea?"
Oscar: "That's not the observer platform!"
Snow: "Waddya mean?"
Oscar: "Tp to me..."
Snow: "S**T!"
Tyn: "Snow, you wombat!"
Oscar: "Good job Snow!"

/demote SnowSX3

After, when I'm saying I'm going to add this:
Snow: "Yeah sure, your making it sound like you're both innocent."
Tyn: "WE ARE!!!"
Snow: "I hate you both."
Snow4demote

zero9178 November 29, 2015 at 8:11 PM UTC

Buster"My friends pushed me through a window and we both started laughing"
me:"LOL how"
Buster:"She pushed me and I tripped over a Lego and fell through the window"

SnowSX3 December 1, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

[StaffChat] OrangeJessica: IS RINN PEACHY?
[StaffChat] TeamCarry: Yes
[StaffChat] SnowSX3: Why?
[StaffChat] OrangeJessica: HE'S IN THE LOBBY

Connecting you to Lobby02...

TeamCarry: Peachy
SnowSX3: Peach
TeamCarry: I'm Sli
OrangeJessica: Hi Peachy
SnowSX3: xD
Rinn: oh my
OrangeJessica : xD
Rinn: I know
OrangeJessica:  I'm Jahaj
Rinn: I've been checking  ;P
SnowSX3 : I'm Snow
Rinn: LOL
OrangeJessica: lol

Sevoo December 1, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

Me yesterday

"Ima spam GetRacket to remember Smitty by"

"GetRacket"

"GetRacket"

"GetRacket"

"GetRacket"

"You have been warned" Don'r spam!

I go to my infractions page the next day, and see a 1 month temp ban.

"fuk"

DaFrozenBlaze December 1, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

Me yesterday

"Ima spam GetRacket to remember Smitty by"

"GetRacket"

"GetRacket"

"GetRacket"

"GetRacket"

"You have been warned" Don'r spam!

I go to my infractions page the next day, and see a 1 month temp ban.

"fuk"
Good job

Itsameekizzii December 1, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

That almost woke my parents LMAO! I had to hold it in hard!

Sevoo December 1, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

Good job
Worth it!1!1!1!!!11 xD

_Stormz December 1, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

ily, Riley

[12/1/15, 5:48:12 PM] They call me RoyLee || Avicus Moderator: I won't stalk you
[12/1/15, 5:48:15 PM] They call me RoyLee || Avicus Moderator: unless necessary

alexanderjoe December 2, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

DoctaPop: sing me a song porky

MLGPorky: the wheels on the bus
MLGPorky: go
MLGPorky: moo moo moo
MLGPorky: wait not
MLGPorky: nvm

Petlas December 2, 2015 at 9:12 PM UTC

"Let me get in but" - FrozenSolstice

Coco_stag December 2, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC


hasl December 2, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

WOW. >,<

Coco_stag December 2, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

WOW. >,<
:)

Wahiz December 5, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

Porky you naughty boy

Porkyyy December 5, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

Porky you naughty boy
IM SORRY I WAS PUTTING ON MUSIC! :D

Camemes December 5, 2015 at 2:12 AM UTC

Found this and had to include it

https://imgur.com/a/FJVqK



DaFrozenBlaze December 5, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

Found this and had to include it

https://imgur.com/a/FJVqK


Snow is poor...

SnowSX3 December 5, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

Found this and had to include it

https://imgur.com/a/FJVqK


I can't believe you actually screenshot that xD
Edit: Oh lol you have to read it from bottom to top xD

SnowSX3 December 5, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

Snow is poor...
Times are tough after I bribed the Staff team into letting me come back.

Coco_stag December 5, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

I can't believe you actually screenshot that xD
Edit: Oh lol you have to read it from bottom to top xD
"Edit: Oh lol you have to read it from bottom to top xD"

See, this is how you banned yourself....

Subscriptor December 5, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC

"I can hear that autoclicker in the background??" -sli to me
LOL sense

kycrafft December 5, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

"Ky would you do anything for me?" -Bootey
"What would that entail?"
"Cutting off your eyebrows and sending them to me"
"Sure, what's your address?"

Zeusy December 6, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

"BARNEY GET OFF MY KEYBOARD" -raging
"that's r e l y  h o t" -Eric
"rest in bearhugs" -Buster

SnowSX3 December 6, 2015 at 6:12 AM UTC

FrostedCupcakez: I don't like you anymore.
Hete: You've liked me??
SnowSX3: Well not anymore so don't get too excited.
FrostedCupcakez: HA
Hete: ._.
SnowSX3: xD
Hete: Don't worry Snow, Petlas will be here soon.
SnowSX3: HEY!
FrostedCupcakez: Lmao
SnowSX3: Man, I can't win anything these days.
Hete: xD

-----------------------------------------

Greg: Sessp, get on TS
Sessp: no
Snow: lol
Snow: shut down
Sessp: Snow
Sessp: Go ban yourself
Sessp: OOO
Smiley: OOOOO
Sessp: Shut down!!
Snow: xD

Legoche December 6, 2015 at 1:12 PM UTC

Talking about Badlion 5v5 Build UHC team fights:

Me: I'll shoot arrows into the gang bang

Raging: No you'll join the gang bang

shoop_raton December 6, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

Myself and Daphne possible being THE definition of autism on Skype:
(Also apologies for extremely long post xdxd)



On 12/6/15, at 5:34 PM, calvi_n wrote:

> what the hap is fuckening

> this autism gave me

> yoda i am


On 12/6/15, at 5:34 PM, calvi_n wrote:

> you fuck


On 12/6/15, at 5:35 PM, daphne wrote:

> what

> waht

> what

> awhtawtawtha


On 12/6/15, at 5:35 PM, daphne wrote:

> what


On 12/6/15, at 5:35 PM, calvi_n wrote:

> fuck up you must shit


On 12/6/15, at 5:35 PM, daphne wrote:

> yoda i am


On 12/6/15, at 5:35 PM, calvi_n wrote:

> SHUT MUST*

> CANNOT TYPE YODA


On 12/6/15, at 5:35 PM, calvi_n wrote:

> YODA RIP


On 12/6/15, at 5:35 PM, daphne wrote:

> RIB


On 12/6/15, at 5:35 PM, calvi_n wrote:

> quote this i will


On 12/6/15, at 5:36 PM, daphne wrote:

> can i ride your reindeer


(The part about the reindeer refers to me dressing my cat up as a reindeer for Christmas which indeed I did)



shoop_raton December 6, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

LOL the parenthesis part oh my god
parenthesis = banter ask my math teacher

Hete December 7, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

FrostedCupcakez: I don't like you anymore.
Hete: You've liked me??
SnowSX3: Well not anymore so don't get too excited.
FrostedCupcakez: HA
Hete: ._.
SnowSX3: xD
Hete: Don't worry Snow, Petlas will be here soon.
SnowSX3: HEY!
FrostedCupcakez: Lmao
SnowSX3: Man, I can't win anything these days.
Hete: xD

-----------------------------------------

Greg: Sessp, get on TS
Sessp: no
Snow: lol
Snow: shut down
Sessp: Snow
Sessp: Go ban yourself
Sessp: OOO
Smiley: OOOOO
Sessp: Shut down!!
Snow: xD
Haha xD

SnowSX3 December 7, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

"Mine's too big to put in my mouth"
-Tynvale

SnowSX3 December 7, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

Sky: I still have my gold rank.
Snow: On TeamSpeak?
Sky: Yea
Snow: Wait what?
Sky: Wait no

Removes Gold rank

Snow: haha, you shouldn't have said anything, I didn't even notice.
Sky:  no snow put it back

FrozenSolstice December 7, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

Sky: I still have my gold rank.
Snow: On TeamSpeak?
Sky: Yea
Snow: Wait what?
Sky: Wait no

Removes Gold rank

Snow: haha, you shouldn't have said anything, I didn't even notice.
Sky:  no snow put it back
>:C

DaFrozenBlaze December 7, 2015 at 1:12 PM UTC

>:C
Good job.

DaFrozenBlaze December 9, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/bRHgUkB

i just want to be one of the cool kids
You will never be cool.

DaFrozenBlaze December 9, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

ok maybe but i'm cooler than you
No

2BJ December 9, 2015 at 6:12 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/bRHgUkB

i just want to be one of the cool kids
)-:

Coco_stag December 9, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

*I shoot myself out with full diamond*
Billy: I got 6 diamonds blocks, its k
Rilo: yay
*5 minutes later*
Rilo: Billy, where are those diamond blocks?
billy: in the void

AtditC December 9, 2015 at 12:12 PM UTC

AtditC: gtg cya guyzz
Skeletonicki013: Bai
MarcuzFireZ: bye
Tynvale: bye

one moment later

Tynvale was spleefed out of the world by MrAlyvix

Hahahaha :D Sorry Tyn

faht December 9, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

Eric: We need diamonds.
Para: You're worth less than a diamond anyway.

Coco_stag December 10, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

*on ts*
*User joined your channel*
Petlas: hey user
Petlas: Idk who joined
Petlas; OH HEY

Petlas December 10, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

Snow and I: *talking about donald trump*
Rilo: Wait, what's his ingame name?

EDIT: I got a stitch from laughing...

DaFrozenBlaze December 10, 2015 at 6:12 AM UTC

Snow and I: *talking about donald trump*
Rilo: Wait, what's his ingame name?

EDIT: I got a stitch from laughing...
I always wonder why parents force their kids to read the news

shadowolfyt December 10, 2015 at 6:12 AM UTC

shadowolf: what team are you on?
Maddy: light blue
*notices she's in spectators*
*facepalm*

Wahiz December 11, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

Shadowolf365, "smoke beer"

Petlas,Rilo, and I laughing our ass's off

Midnightstorm December 11, 2015 at 6:12 AM UTC

Snow and I: *talking about donald trump*
Rilo: Wait, what's his ingame name?

EDIT: I got a stitch from laughing...
LOL THAT WAS SO GREAT

SnowSX3 December 11, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

Is that a word? Catched?
No, legit. I can't remember.

-Rilo

zero9178 December 11, 2015 at 9:12 PM UTC

zero9178 [10:12 PM] I r80 80/80 M8
I RATEY EIGTHY OUT OF EIGHTY MATEY(edited)
LOLOLOLOL
that sounds so funny
buster_u [10:15 PM] Tongue twister
Its GREATY
Hahahhahahah
zero9178 [10:15 PM] I RATEY EITHY OUT OF EIGHTY MATEY DON'T UNDERESTIMATEY, IT IS GREATY

HotAndCrunch December 11, 2015 at 9:12 PM UTC

Budah: "Sparkz, Look at my head twitch!"

Me: "It will look really suspicious if I deliberately keep getting killed by you!" *deliberately keeps getting killed by Budah*

5 minutes later

TS: "You have been moved"

Mods: "Sparkz do you think budah is using aimbot?"


DaFrozenBlaze December 12, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

Budah: "Sparkz, Look at my head twitch!"

Me: "It will look really suspicious if I deliberately keep getting killed by you!" *deliberately keeps getting killed by Budah*

5 minutes later

TS: "You have been moved"

Mods: "Sparkz do you think budah is using aimbot?"

what

ex_optic December 12, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

zero9178 [10:12 PM] I r80 80/80 M8
I RATEY EIGTHY OUT OF EIGHTY MATEY(edited)
LOLOLOLOL
that sounds so funny
buster_u [10:15 PM] Tongue twister
Its GREATY
Hahahhahahah
zero9178 [10:15 PM] I RATEY EITHY OUT OF EIGHTY MATEY DON'T UNDERESTIMATEY, IT IS GREATY
What is this madness

Wahiz December 12, 2015 at 2:12 AM UTC

What is this madness
Dawson: "Optic add me on skype"

Optic: "Ok"

Dawson: *waits an hour*

(doesn't get a response)

Porkyyy December 12, 2015 at 2:12 AM UTC

"I'm happy if I get 5 inches" - caity

DaFrozenBlaze December 12, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

"I'm happy if I get 5 inches" - caity
What's the context

ex_optic December 12, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

Dawson: "Optic add me on skype"

Optic: "Ok"

Dawson: *waits an hour*

(doesn't get a response)
whoops xD

SnowSX3 December 12, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

What's the context
I think that question needs to be asked for every post that comes up on here xD

UneCookie December 12, 2015 at 5:12 PM UTC

"Ur hacking bc you break the mon that fast!!!!!!!"

RIP_Avicus December 12, 2015 at 8:12 PM UTC

'If I make an appeal, what am I meant to put? I was not using anti kb, with love and hugs, flowers in the post soon, from Raging <3. That's as fishy as fishy fish come.' -Raging.

RIP_Avicus December 12, 2015 at 9:12 PM UTC

https://gyazo.com/80cd5d0a68e93a2faf843a9e9a9c55a4
https://gyazo.com/d35b1a86bfe4f7bf91ed397119d949ba
Sorry Flo <3

Sevoo December 12, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

Goldy-

Micheal can I sexually harass you?

Newcleus-

Course you can.

FrozenSolstice December 13, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

 FrozenSolstice | Nightmare_Snake: EYYY MATE :D

 FrozenSolstice | Nightmare_Snake: I am here to buk my intehview

Vice: Buk

FrozenSolstice | Nightmare_Snake: yus

Vice: Ok

Vice: What time do you wish to buk

FrozenSolstice | Nightmare_Snake: Let me check out the available times to buk first

ProfessorUtonium December 13, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/a/omaXs



edit:
there's more! http://imgur.com/a/mah7z
http://imgur.com/a/rTsHz

DaFrozenBlaze December 13, 2015 at 6:12 AM UTC

Lol wat

Subscriptor December 13, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC


Jahaj December 13, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC

Staff Slack everybody!

Coco_stag December 13, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

*I archive random channel in slack*

"it's fine, i thought you went apeshit for a second" - Midnite

DaFrozenBlaze December 13, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

I can jive.

BoldAndBrash December 14, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

Me: Guess who's team griefing? JOHN CENAAA
*tempbans guy named "johncenaisabossAA"
Me: I'll walk myself out.

Sevoo December 14, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

Me: Guess who's team griefing? JOHN CENAAA
*tempbans guy named "johncenaisabossAA"
Me: I'll walk myself out.
JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DA DADADAAAAAA

DA DADADAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Myworld6 December 14, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

'Wude!" 
-Me

ImNotYourTiger December 14, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

"HAXHAXHAXHAXHAXHAX" -pretty much everyone who takes a block game seriously
"He has to hack since he killed me"-fire girl
"I'm better than you" -ninjasmacker
OH AND MY FAVORITE ONE
"Your EZ"/"NUB"
I love it when people say that after YOU kill THEM.

FrostedCupcakez December 14, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

Player: "Don't steal my glass dome.."
Luke: "I'm not, I'm renting it."

FrostedCupcakez December 14, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

Guy in game: "Q1: Which continent has the highest average IQ?"
Midnight: "Asia?"
Guy: "WRONG."
Midnight: "wong?"

Midnight: "When you're at a restaurant and you're waiting for waiter.. Aren't you the waiter?"

Eteh December 14, 2015 at 1:12 PM UTC


Subscriptor December 14, 2015 at 1:12 PM UTC


edit: Eteh wow

DaFrozenBlaze December 14, 2015 at 2:12 PM UTC


edit: Eteh wow
ninja'd by 36 mins

Hete December 15, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

Player: "Don't steal my glass dome.."
Luke: "I'm not, I'm renting it."
:')

BoldAndBrash December 15, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

Evo: *describes his experience after reading a fanfic, mentions something about spiked balls and dust*
Elsa: "mmmm spiked balls"

FrozenSolstice December 15, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

Evo: *describes his experience after reading a fanfic, mentions something about spiked balls and dust*
Elsa: "mmmm spiked balls"
...

Why.

Jahaj December 15, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

*Talking about pickup lines*

Caityyy » "If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me."
Jahaj » Whats a reed?
TheMysticalDream » Jahaj
Spacehelix » a reed is a part of an instrument
TheMysticalDream » The thing you blow into
TheMysticalDream » did i just say that
TheMysticalDream » omg
Jahaj* » xD

BoldAndBrash December 15, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

*Talking about pickup lines*

Caityyy » "If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me."
Jahaj » Whats a reed?
TheMysticalDream » Jahaj
Spacehelix » a reed is a part of an instrument
TheMysticalDream » The thing you blow into
TheMysticalDream » did i just say that
TheMysticalDream » omg
Jahaj* » xD
oh

GuyNamedRiley December 15, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

"I'm biased, go cry about it."

-Greg/GrapeSmoothie

"One of the Avicus Senior Moderators. Just remember that he makes a lot of important decisions for the server, and he is also one of the officials for the tournament staff. So just be warned that when he is making decisions he makes sure that his choice is above all others. He wants to make sure that he gets his way and no one else's."

-Riley

HarryRules2002 December 15, 2015 at 7:12 AM UTC

shadowolf365 looking at my retired rank.

Shadow: Harry, why are you retarded?

Me: I don't know


GuyNamedRiley December 15, 2015 at 8:12 AM UTC

"Your too wide"

-FrozenSolstice

SnowSX3 December 15, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

"I ate vegemite on camera yesterday, It was like vegemite porn"
- Sky

"That sounds awesome"
-Stormz

Petlas December 15, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

"I've been quoted so many times today. It's horrible." - FrozenSolstice


FrozenSolstice December 15, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

"I've been quoted so many times today. It's horrible." - FrozenSolstice

NO.

resepignev December 15, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

"NO." - FrozenSolstice

_Lowkigh December 15, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

"Adavantage" -Riley

Tynvale December 15, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

"NO." - FrozenSolstice
I see what you did there! Well played! xD

SnowSX3 December 15, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

"Riley why are you humping me?"
-Sky

"Guys look out John Cena's coming"

-Sky

_Lowkigh December 15, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

"MLG Humper" FrozenSolstice

FrozenSolstice December 15, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

Me: "Stormz, please. Give me 25 bucks!"

Stormz: "Uh..."

Me: "I promise I'll make it worth your time!"

Stormz: "Yeha ok ok ok!"

GuyNamedRiley December 15, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

"We are so screwed, they have full armor and enchanted weapons and all we have been stone pickaxes."

-All of Cacal Island Clash team

2 minutes into the match...

-Console "The server will be shutting down in 1 minute  for scheduled maintenance, The expected downtime will be 15- 30 minutes. We apologize for the inconvenience."

- All of Cacal Islan Clash team, "WE ARE SAVED!!"

DaFrozenBlaze December 15, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

"We are so screwed, they have full armor and enchanted weapons and all we have been stone pickaxes."

-All of Cacal Island Clash team

2 minutes into the match...

-Console "The server will be shutting down in 1 minute  for scheduled maintenance, The expected downtime will be 15- 30 minutes. We apologize for the inconvenience."

- All of Cacal Islan Clash team, "WE ARE SAVED!!"
I bet you could have killed them with picks anyway

SnowSX3 December 15, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

I bet you could have killed them with picks anyway
We had them on the ropes!

xNemoII December 15, 2015 at 4:12 PM UTC

OpticSlinky

whats rib? rest in bread?

I dont like having the 'alex' skin because im not ginger

DaFrozenBlaze December 15, 2015 at 4:12 PM UTC

OpticSlinky

whats rib? rest in bread?

I dont like having the 'alex' skin because im not ginger
what

xNemoII December 15, 2015 at 4:12 PM UTC

what
what

ex_optic December 15, 2015 at 4:12 PM UTC

OpticSlinky

whats rib? rest in bread?

I dont like having the 'alex' skin because im not ginger
Omfg 

SlinkySneaky

xNemoII December 15, 2015 at 4:12 PM UTC

Omfg 

SlinkySneaky
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

xNemoII December 15, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC

_xOptic

Do fishes cry air

AIDSquirt December 15, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

_xOptic

Do fishes cry air
I was once a fish and I can confirm that they do

Deezi December 15, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

I was once a fish and I can confirm that they do
http://www.livescience.com/32168-do-fish-cry.html

Okiba December 15, 2015 at 11:12 PM UTC

Cool

shadowolfyt December 15, 2015 at 11:12 PM UTC


FrozenSolstice December 16, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

"Elsa, do you have a nice butt?" -FrostedCupcakez

AIDSquirt December 16, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

I'm going to watch fish burps for 10 hours solid now thanks

Coco_stag December 16, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

THE SCREENIE

Deezi December 16, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

I'm going to watch fish burps for 10 hours solid now thanks
u.u

TurkishDelite December 16, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

THE SCREENIE
RiloCode...

ex_optic December 16, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

I was once a fish and I can confirm that they do
thank you for confirming my suspicions. These question have been buried within me for a while now. @nemo @smiley

ex_optic December 16, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

THE SCREENIE
That is our God right there.

ex_optic December 16, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

RiloCode...
I ship it

kycrafft December 16, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

"Elsa, do you have a nice butt?" -FrostedCupcakez
FrostedSolstice OTP confirmed

AIDSquirt December 16, 2015 at 6:12 AM UTC

https://imgur.com/6vvSu6p
<3

shadowolfyt December 16, 2015 at 8:12 AM UTC

Typical Maddy



shadowolfyt December 16, 2015 at 8:12 AM UTC

THE SCREENIE
where is his skin?

Coco_stag December 16, 2015 at 8:12 AM UTC

Typical Maddy


I always do that when defending -_-

Petlas December 17, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

Me: Guess who's team griefing? JOHN CENAAA
*tempbans guy named "johncenaisabossAA"
Me: I'll walk myself out.

Numberz_ December 17, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC


ProfessorUtonium December 17, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

Global Warming

- ViceWaterColour

_DipperPines December 18, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

"Elsa, do you have a nice butt?" -FrostedCupcakez
Lol I almost cried when that happened

Sevoo December 18, 2015 at 12:12 PM UTC

Global Warming

- ViceWaterColour
Save the sun today!!!!11!!!11!!

Jahaj December 18, 2015 at 11:12 PM UTC

Someone gets reported for "saying the S word"
Staffchat:
Jess: I think he means sh..
Jahaj: Sh??
Jess: it
Jahaj: It?
Jess: Add the two together
Jahaj: But I'm not good at math
Jahaj: Itsh?

Jahaj December 18, 2015 at 11:12 PM UTC

Staff playing a game during the Chrismas party:
Sli: TAZZ GET OUT OF GAMEMODE
Tazz: I'm not in gamemode
Sli: I can't hit you
Tazz: I'M ON YOUR TEAM YOU IDIOT
The entire staff team: LOL

resepignev December 19, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

"FrozenWaterColourCupcakez" - me

FrozenSolstice December 19, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

"FrozenWaterColourCupcakez" - me
Plsno.

Cynthesis December 19, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

"FrozenWaterColourCupcakez" - me
Oh mai...

DaFrozenBlaze December 19, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

"FrozenWaterColourCupcakez" - me
Sounds tasty

Coco_stag December 19, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

"FrozenWaterColourCupcakez" - me
yes

Coco_stag December 19, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

"pigner" - billy

kojokers December 19, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

you just went down courtesy of the KO kid - kojokers

SnowSX3 December 19, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

Sky: What team?
Tyn: Red
Sky: Ok
Tyn: And you joined blue, well done.
Sky: Shut up

shadowolfyt December 19, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

Sky: What team?
Tyn: Red
Sky: Ok
Tyn: And you joined blue, well done.
Sky: Shut up
GG great job Sky

DaFrozenBlaze December 19, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

Sky: What team?
Tyn: Red
Sky: Ok
Tyn: And you joined blue, well done.
Sky: Shut up
Not the first time she has done that...

SnowSX3 December 19, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

Not the first time she has done that...
Of course it wasn't... xD :P

FrozenSolstice December 19, 2015 at 12:12 PM UTC

Sky: What team?
Tyn: Red
Sky: Ok
Tyn: And you joined blue, well done.
Sky: Shut up
;c

Caityyy December 19, 2015 at 2:12 PM UTC

"Hey moose baby spread open your ear" -Perks xD

xNemoII December 20, 2015 at 1:12 PM UTC

Whenever I annoy bustahh, her reply:

"You pants wearing, soccer playing, YOghurt eating fish"

BmB December 20, 2015 at 1:12 PM UTC

"NO TYLER BASTARD you're not leaving me till i find those pyjamas"

- Drunk bmb

Buster_U December 20, 2015 at 5:12 PM UTC

Nemos attempt at being offensive: YOU SALAD SAUCE, OMG THAT WAS OFF THE BEANS ON TOASSTT

AIDSquirt December 21, 2015 at 2:12 AM UTC


frostedcupcakez [7:16 PM] I don't know what type of snow cones you're making if you're grinding snow.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Our slack chat gettin kinky

AIDSquirt December 21, 2015 at 2:12 AM UTC

please stop this now
[12/20/15, 8:07:03 PM] Ethan ~~ Smiley: OMFg YOUR MOOD
[12/20/15, 8:07:10 PM] daphne: white power

 daphne: i haven’t seen the movies prior to this one though
 Ethan ~~ Smiley: oh
 daphne: lol
 daphne: sad
 daphne: give me links
 daphne: idc if they’re illegal
 daphne: i’ll watch it all tonight
daphne: hook me up <3
 Ethan ~~ Smiley: ooooo
[ Ethan ~~ Smiley: You sure you don't just wanna read the wikipedia plot synopsis?
 daphne: yeah but its more fun watching people fight with unusually long light up dildos

shadowolfyt December 21, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

Frozen: I am on top of there house
shadow: You mean spawn?
Frozen: Yeah

FrozenSolstice December 21, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

Maddy: Oh jeez, there are heaps of people on!

Me: Yeah, just like old times.

Shadow: Mhm, before Avicus got drunk.

_Nathy December 22, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

Hadezz:

*joins server*

"Nath the Nathy"

Im like "dafuq?"

DaFrozenBlaze December 22, 2015 at 2:12 AM UTC

Hadezz:

*joins server*

"Nath the Nathy"

Im like "dafuq?"
hi Nath the Nathy

FrostedCupcakez December 22, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC


frostedcupcakez [7:16 PM] I don't know what type of snow cones you're making if you're grinding snow.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Our slack chat gettin kinky
LEAK
I didn't mean it in that way T - T

Zedther December 22, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

Rilo keeps thinking I'm American, so he tried to call someone on Skype whilst on ts to verify I was American.
(I'm Aussie m8)
Rilo: Joel, is Zedther American?
Rilo: What do you mean, "no"?

SnowSX3 December 22, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

Rilo keeps thinking I'm American, so he tried to call someone on Skype whilst on ts to verify I was American.
(I'm Aussie m8)
Rilo: Joel, is Zedther American?
Rilo: What do you mean, "no"?
hahahaha hahahahah

BoldAndBrash December 22, 2015 at 4:12 PM UTC

Seth: Now you can swear all you want!
Zero: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit 
Others: *silence*

AtditC December 22, 2015 at 4:12 PM UTC

Staff playing a game during the Chrismas party:
Sli: TAZZ GET OUT OF GAMEMODE
Tazz: I'm not in gamemode
Sli: I can't hit you
Tazz: I'M ON YOUR TEAM YOU IDIOT
The entire staff team: LOL
Sli the god

zero9178 December 22, 2015 at 5:12 PM UTC

Seth: Now you can swear all you want!
Zero: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit 
Others: *silence*
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

_Phyre December 22, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

YouCantCMe: "Oscar, Want to play a game of rape?"
Oscar: "No particularly, no."
YouCantCMe: "That's the spirit!"

_Phyre December 22, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

mvmary9: "Who's that tapping the mic?"
YouCantCMe: "That's not tapping kiddo."

Cynthesis December 22, 2015 at 8:12 PM UTC

mvmary9: "Who's that tapping the mic?"
YouCantCMe: "That's not tapping kiddo."
What the hell is wrong with the world...

resepignev December 22, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

"rese"
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas"- Porkyyy

Wahiz December 22, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

"rese"
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas"- Porkyyy
I want you for christmas too!! Wonder if "Santa" can bring me a resepignev sidekick xD

Porkyyy December 22, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

"rese"
"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas"- Porkyyy
IT WAS SANTA* LOL

resepignev December 22, 2015 at 10:12 PM UTC

IT WAS SANTA* LOL
I wrote "Santa" xD
EDIT: I just noticed it :D "Satan" - Flo

TheCrazySof December 22, 2015 at 11:12 PM UTC

Random guy: "TheCrazySof you know what's uglier than you?"
Me: You
*woahhhhhhhhhh*

resepignev December 22, 2015 at 11:12 PM UTC

"I don't need a human family. I'll have a dog, cat, and sooth" - Eako
"sooth?" - rese 
"sooth = Curabity"- Eako

Wahiz December 23, 2015 at 2:12 AM UTC

So I'm just taking a stroll through the forums and then I saw Atdit posted on that "Help!" Thread and all I see is this.

Atdit:
lock plz or i'll spam



spam spam psam psams psmap spma spmasm 


i warned u

Dawson: Oh how I love Atdit xD

faht December 23, 2015 at 5:12 PM UTC

Normal conversation on teamspeak;
"Acceqted, what team are you on?" - Pizza
"I'm on red team" - Acceqted
"Huh, I mean like, for tourneys" - Pizza

Acceqted December 23, 2015 at 5:12 PM UTC

Normal conversation on teamspeak;
"Acceqted, what team are you on?" - Pizza
"I'm on red team" - Acceqted
"Huh, I mean like, for tourneys" - Pizza
I tried ok... xPP

Capenage December 23, 2015 at 5:12 PM UTC

If you fuckers don't give me raindrops, All the men in here that have spoken the bean will be hunted down and hung after being stabbed 5 times in the leg, shot twice in the foot, chopped off a testicle, ripping off an eye, setting your hair on fire, forcing you to choke on tacos, and also stuffing guacamole up your nose. Thanks in advance I love you all. - Cyclones

DaFrozenBlaze December 23, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC

If you fuckers don't give me raindrops, All the men in here that have spoken the bean will be hunted down and hung after being stabbed 5 times in the leg, shot twice in the foot, chopped off a testicle, ripping off an eye, setting your hair on fire, forcing you to choke on tacos, and also stuffing guacamole up your nose. Thanks in advance I love you all. - Cyclones
OCN or Avicus quote?

AIDSquirt December 23, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

Ashley, while looking at my new skin--
"I can see the butthole got redder"
"did you abuse it?"

MasterProX December 24, 2015 at 6:12 AM UTC

<22:02:06> "jubbz": jess
<22:02:11> "jubbz": your forehead shines like a lighthouse
<22:02:16> "jubbz": it's as big as like a whiteboard
<22:02:30> "jubbz": like people can lecture maths from that forehead of yours
<22:02:37> "jubbz": idk how people are attracted to it
<22:02:42> "jubbz": that's just me tho

ALM December 24, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC

"I am two gender" - ImNotYourTiger

"My gender is boy" - KaanBabaTR

MidnightBeats December 25, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

hete: Midnite, make me use a move??
midnite: Hete, Use tackle on rese!
hete: wow wtf
hete: I'm not a level 1 rattata
midnite: use judgment
hete: WOOOOOO


hete

Cynthesis December 25, 2015 at 2:12 AM UTC

hete: Midnite, make me use a move??
midnite: Hete, Use tackle on rese!
hete: wow wtf
hete: I'm not a level 1 rattata
midnite: use judgment
hete: WOOOOOO


hete
But why not Shadow Force (I'm biased towards Giratina. Sue me)?

:P

DaFrozenBlaze December 25, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

But why not Shadow Force (I'm biased towards Giratina. Sue me)?

:P
because 2 turn moves are bad, although this can hit through protect and detect.

kycrafft December 25, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

[Player] warned by Stimulating for: Don

"Fuck I hit enter" -Stimulating

SnowSX3 December 26, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

I see FrozenSolstice and Para in Para's office on TeamSpeak and got absolutely destroyed.
(Talking to Frozen via pokes)

Snow: Demoted already?
Frozen: I'm not you
Snow: ooooooo xD

shadowolfyt December 26, 2015 at 6:12 AM UTC

I see FrozenSolstice and Para in Para's office on TeamSpeak and got absolutely destroyed.
(Talking to Frozen via pokes)

Snow: Demoted already?
Frozen: I'm not you
Snow: ooooooo xD
Ohh Snow Get destroyed!

FrozenSolstice December 26, 2015 at 7:12 AM UTC

I see FrozenSolstice and Para in Para's office on TeamSpeak and got absolutely destroyed.
(Talking to Frozen via pokes)

Snow: Demoted already?
Frozen: I'm not you
Snow: ooooooo xD
rekt.

Petlas December 26, 2015 at 7:12 AM UTC

before u share food with ur friends


after u share food with ur friends

SnowSX3 December 26, 2015 at 8:12 AM UTC

Harry: Frozen, did you see the wood go up
Sky: Yea, I did
Snow: ...
Sky: What Snow, did you not see it? He showed all of us.

Subscriptor December 26, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

"What an eric" -Kyoal

steven5703 December 26, 2015 at 2:12 PM UTC

Harry: Frozen, did you see the wood go up
Sky: Yea, I did
Snow: ...
Sky: What Snow, did you not see it? He showed all of us.
I would like to know the context of this

FrozenThorn December 26, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

"The quality of our moderators has dropped significantly" - Midnight

Cynthesis December 26, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

because 2 turn moves are bad, although this can hit through protect and detect.
Mmm, true.

MasterProX December 27, 2015 at 3:12 AM UTC

"The quality of our moderators has dropped significantly" - Midnight
As a moderator myself, I must concur.

FrozenSolstice December 27, 2015 at 4:12 AM UTC

The staff at their finest.

Jahaj December 27, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

The staff at their finest.
Senior staff*

Us mods hold ourselves to the highest of standards, and then there's the Seniors...

gobernment December 27, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

Senior staff*

Us mods hold ourselves to the highest of standards, and then there's the Seniors...
Vice is friend, not food.

ashtigerr December 27, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

before u share food with ur friends


after u share food with ur friends
'ive seen that on tumblr seven times today' - me

ImRaging December 27, 2015 at 5:12 PM UTC

'TIME TO MEME MYSELF OUT OF THIS ONE' -Legoche!

resepignev December 27, 2015 at 5:12 PM UTC

Ari at his finest


slackbut [6:55 PM]
no

resepignev [6:55 PM]
you missed a t

slackbut [6:55 PM]
SHOOT
NO
MY SLACK USERNAME ISNT UPDATING

jahaj [6:56 PM]
@slackbut:
xD

slackbut [6:56 PM]
god save me

resepignev [6:56 PM]
@slackbutt

slackbut [6:56 PM]
i cant go back to arigenn

resepignev [6:56 PM]
Ahahahahahaa
only twice an hour

slackbut [6:56 PM]
jesus

resepignev [6:56 PM]
loool

jahaj [6:56 PM]
xD

slackbut [6:56 PM]
DON'T MIND ME

resepignev [6:57 PM]
#aviQuotes

slackbut [6:57 PM]
don't you dare

resepignev [6:57 PM]
oops

slackbut [6:57 PM]
...

Arigenn December 27, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC

Ari at his finest


slackbut [6:55 PM]
no

resepignev [6:55 PM]
you missed a t

slackbut [6:55 PM]
SHOOT
NO
MY SLACK USERNAME ISNT UPDATING

jahaj [6:56 PM]
@slackbut:
xD

slackbut [6:56 PM]
god save me

resepignev [6:56 PM]
@slackbutt

slackbut [6:56 PM]
i cant go back to arigenn

resepignev [6:56 PM]
Ahahahahahaa
only twice an hour

slackbut [6:56 PM]
jesus

resepignev [6:56 PM]
loool

jahaj [6:56 PM]
xD

slackbut [6:56 PM]
DON'T MIND ME

resepignev [6:57 PM]
#aviQuotes

slackbut [6:57 PM]
don't you dare

resepignev [6:57 PM]
oops

slackbut [6:57 PM]
...
I think I messed up.

resepignev December 27, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC

I think I messed up.
shhhhh, you can change your name in 1 hour, slackbut :D

Cynthesis December 27, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC

Ari at his finest


slackbut [6:55 PM]
no

resepignev [6:55 PM]
you missed a t

slackbut [6:55 PM]
SHOOT
NO
MY SLACK USERNAME ISNT UPDATING

jahaj [6:56 PM]
@slackbut:
xD

slackbut [6:56 PM]
god save me

resepignev [6:56 PM]
@slackbutt

slackbut [6:56 PM]
i cant go back to arigenn

resepignev [6:56 PM]
Ahahahahahaa
only twice an hour

slackbut [6:56 PM]
jesus

resepignev [6:56 PM]
loool

jahaj [6:56 PM]
xD

slackbut [6:56 PM]
DON'T MIND ME

resepignev [6:57 PM]
#aviQuotes

slackbut [6:57 PM]
don't you dare

resepignev [6:57 PM]
oops

slackbut [6:57 PM]
...
This is exactly why I wish my parents wouldn't object to me using TS :/

resepignev December 27, 2015 at 6:12 PM UTC

This is exactly why I wish my parents wouldn't object to me using TS :/
That was in #random in the staff slack xD

Wahiz December 27, 2015 at 11:12 PM UTC

Rilo: He's got some nice anti kb

Dawson: He doesn't have anti kb you're just retarded

*Rilo gets killed by the hacker*

Dawson: He's hacking! I told you so.

Rilo: You didn't see what I just saw

Dawson: Yeah, I saw you die :D

Petlas December 27, 2015 at 11:12 PM UTC

'ive seen that on tumblr seven times today' - me
t'was the nizzle before chrismizzle and all thru the hizzle

_Lowkigh December 28, 2015 at 9:12 AM UTC

During a friendly scrim against cronus

Nathy: MAN THE F*CK UP!!!
*Slight Pause*
Nathy: AHHHHHH *While running away*

Coco_stag December 28, 2015 at 10:12 AM UTC

Rilo: You know the obsidian under this map (Im joking)
Maddy: Ye!
Maddy: its under every map!
Rilo: *thinking in his mind* WHAT?
Rilo: Where
Maddy: You can see it from here
Rilo: THATS BEDROCK!
Maddy:.... I THOUGHT THAT WAS OBSIDIAN

Cynthesis December 28, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

That was in #random in the staff slack xD

BoldAndBrash December 28, 2015 at 2:12 PM UTC

Seth: Predict my future

Slackbot: Badger will become president.

Me: I will??

Me: Oh my god I'm becoming president! Haha! Yay! Predict MY future now :D

Slackbot: You will be demoted.

Zedther December 28, 2015 at 3:12 PM UTC

Filjiv49. Nuff said

Filjiv49 December 28, 2015 at 3:12 PM UTC

Filjiv49. Nuff said
hi

Sevoo December 28, 2015 at 5:12 PM UTC

Seth: Predict my future

Slackbot: Badger will become president.

Me: I will??

Me: Oh my god I'm becoming president! Haha! Yay! Predict MY future now :D

Slackbot: You will be demoted.
I completely disagree :3

RIP_Avicus December 28, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

hi
MY BABE

zero9178 December 29, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

"Jive": Frosted asked me
<11:32:28> "Jive": I mean
<11:32:29> "Jive": LISTEN
<11:32:41> "Jive": Lego told me it was you Aura
<11:32:45> "Jive": I told Frosted that
<11:32:52> "Jive": And she thought I meant Kill Aura
<11:32:53> "Jive": LOL
<11:33:00> "Zerohh_": LOLOLOLOL

hasl December 29, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

"Jive": Frosted asked me
<11:32:28> "Jive": I mean
<11:32:29> "Jive": LISTEN
<11:32:41> "Jive": Lego told me it was you Aura
<11:32:45> "Jive": I told Frosted that
<11:32:52> "Jive": And she thought I meant Kill Aura
<11:32:53> "Jive": LOL
<11:33:00> "Zerohh_": LOLOLOLOL
;D

FrostedCupcakez December 29, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

"Jive": Frosted asked me
<11:32:28> "Jive": I mean
<11:32:29> "Jive": LISTEN
<11:32:41> "Jive": Lego told me it was you Aura
<11:32:45> "Jive": I told Frosted that
<11:32:52> "Jive": And she thought I meant Kill Aura
<11:32:53> "Jive": LOL
<11:33:00> "Zerohh_": LOLOLOLOL
LOL. You can remove the redacted part xD
MY BAD. REALLY SORRY AURA. 
Well, that's um.. Awkward.

FrostedCupcakez December 29, 2015 at 11:12 AM UTC

;D
OOPS.
I'm actually still laughing really hard because of that xD Highlight of the day.

zero9178 December 29, 2015 at 12:12 PM UTC

LOL. You can remove the redacted part xD
MY BAD. REALLY SORRY AURA. 
Well, that's um.. Awkward.
ok xdd

iTerraCubist December 29, 2015 at 2:12 PM UTC

*Lunacy goes on a 10+ killstreak on Taerteros*

Me: Hey Lunacy

*kills him*

Lunacy: what

Me: May forever ba?

*the next day*

*I go on a 10+ killstreak on Taerteros*

*Lunacy Kills me*

Lunacy: Hey Scarlet

Me: ?

Lunacy: May forever kaba? ;)

Me: Oo Syempre

Me: Si Janice

Subscriptor December 29, 2015 at 3:12 PM UTC


HotAndCrunch December 29, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

Me: Guys look what I made http://imgur.com/6S65aou

Ingi: Pure Racism http://imgur.com/ztJS0Ea

Me: No comment


Wahiz December 30, 2015 at 12:12 AM UTC

Apollo vs Korea [GONE SEXUAL]- Zeusy

Myworld6 December 30, 2015 at 1:12 AM UTC

"FIST ME DADDY!" - Hipsterpug.

Obliviowner December 30, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

NO MORE IP CHECKS this is abuse

Petlas December 30, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

*In a Skype call with xXTheKiritoXx*

Me: I really can't afford another death right now...
xXTheKiritoXx: Yeah you can. You just died.
Me: Wow, comforting.

ApolloIsFunky December 30, 2015 at 5:12 AM UTC

"To tired to sleep, any advice?" - Apollo

SnowSX3 December 30, 2015 at 7:12 AM UTC


FrozenSolstice December 30, 2015 at 7:12 AM UTC

Moderator standards right there.

SnowSX3 December 30, 2015 at 7:12 AM UTC

[Zedther yells in TeamSpeak]

Frosted: Who screamed?
Zed: It was Snow
Snow: It wasn't me, when have I ever screamed?
Frosted: First person to make Snow screams wins
Snow: Oh god..
Frosted: Where's Petlas?
Snow: oh my god

xD

Legoche December 30, 2015 at 7:12 PM UTC

Sem:
"I just realized I have had my mic muted the last 2 years..."
"I have been talking all this time...."

Cynthesis December 30, 2015 at 9:12 PM UTC

WannabeSensei: "Wetty fap" (he was being random like he always is)
TheCrazySof: "Gonna watch Star Wars again in 45 mins"
Sevo: "I spoiled it to my cousin because I thought she knew"
WannabeSensei: "You spoiled a wet fap to your cousin? Wtf?"
Sevo: "LOOLLO"
WannabeSensei: "Like seriously, you've got some family problems, man"

Subscriptor December 31, 2015 at 7:12 AM UTC


Acceqted December 31, 2015 at 8:12 PM UTC

My type of conversation...

Acceqted: HI SMI;ETYE
Smiley: HI CEZTED

Wahiz December 31, 2015 at 8:12 PM UTC

I'm Seth's whore go away - Cyanide

No, say I'm steven - Cyanide

Sevoo December 31, 2015 at 8:12 PM UTC

WannabeSensei: "Wetty fap" (he was being random like he always is)
TheCrazySof: "Gonna watch Star Wars again in 45 mins"
Sevo: "I spoiled it to my cousin because I thought she knew"
WannabeSensei: "You spoiled a wet fap to your cousin? Wtf?"
Sevo: "LOOLLO"
WannabeSensei: "Like seriously, you've got some family problems, man"
I came up with Wetty Fap from FettyWaps username XDD

steven5703 December 31, 2015 at 9:12 PM UTC

I'm Seth's whore go away - Cyanide

No, say I'm steven - Cyanide
y

Wahiz December 31, 2015 at 9:12 PM UTC

y
Cause he said you're the one who says weird shit

xNemoII December 31, 2015 at 9:12 PM UTC

This was a while ago but oh well 

X0X0: Hi I'm Nemo
X0X0X: Hi I'm Daphne
Porkyyy: Hi I'm Fred
X0X0: Hi I'm Velma
Caityyy: Does that mean I'm shaggy?... Some drug addict!?!?...

YourAsian December 31, 2015 at 11:12 PM UTC

"HumptyDumpty sat on a brick and took a shit" -Dawson2K16

2BJ January 1, 2016 at 2:01 AM UTC

On 12/31/15, at 8:15 PM, em(hoe)lizzle♥ wrote:
> i think korean people are high and tripping  on drugs

On 12/31/15, at 8:15 PM, em(hoe)lizzle♥ wrote:
> the dramas and the ads omg

On 12/31/15, at 12:09 AM, em(hoe)lizzle♥ wrote:
> there's bitch i have on snapchat and she always posts pictures of herself crying over her fucking boyfriend with the time sticker on it but i think she drew fake black tears with her eyeliner or something today oh my god oh my god

On 12/31/15, at 8:14 PM, em(hoe)lizzle♥ wrote:
> “shut the fuck up before i slit your throat open and ruin your vocal chords”

please

:(

Subscriptor January 1, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC







FrozenSolstice January 1, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC






Thank god you didn't get me when I got angry.

So angry I looked like my Skype picture. xDDDD

Cynthesis January 1, 2016 at 1:01 PM UTC






AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Myworld6 January 1, 2016 at 1:01 PM UTC






I am going to have nightmares about this moment for the rest of my life! O_O X'(

2BJ January 1, 2016 at 5:01 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/B2G9BgW

iTerraCubist January 1, 2016 at 6:01 PM UTC

What App is that?

DaFrozenBlaze January 1, 2016 at 7:01 PM UTC

disowned

JoeVC January 1, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

"Ill post you some oil to your house" - Zeusy

-Zeusy Disconnects

"You do realise his parents are probably made of oil..." - Lokigh

steven5703 January 2, 2016 at 2:01 AM UTC

"I imagine steven at the dinner table playing with his food then putting an asparagus on a fork then slamming it into his moms face saying 'Yay! 9/11!'" - Tino

Stimulating January 2, 2016 at 5:01 AM UTC

"I wake up at noob everyday" 
-TheTNTPotato

Stimulating January 2, 2016 at 5:01 AM UTC

[Player] warned by Stimulating for: Don

"Fuck I hit enter" -Stimulating
LMAO THE MECH KEYBOARD IS OP

gobernment January 2, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

"ADMIN, HE'S DOIN IT SIDEWAYS" -Cole

Stimulating January 2, 2016 at 8:01 AM UTC

Jackson | Stimulating | Eclipse & PPB - Today 01:42
> Brb grabbing milk

Jackson | Stimulating | Eclipse & PPB - Today 01:42
> To drink

Jackson | Stimulating | Eclipse & PPB - Today 01:42
> Or oj

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:42
> BAGGED MILK

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:42
> GRAB ALL THE MILK BAGS

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:42
> CARESS THEM SLOWLY

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:42
> THEM GIVE THEM A FIRM SQUEEZE

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:43
> TREAT YOUR MILK BAGS RIGHT BEFORE YOU DRINK YOUR MILK

Jackson | Stimulating | Eclipse & PPB - Today 01:43
> Inb4 avi quotes

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:43
> HASH TAG END MILK BAG ABUSE

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:43
> LOL

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:43
> pls

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:43
> LOL

Maddy | KappaClaus - Today 01:43
> omg if you do I'll cry of laughter


Colecrc January 2, 2016 at 8:01 AM UTC

"ADMIN, HE'S DOIN IT SIDEWAYS" -Cole
It's from a video.

AtditC January 2, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

marsmellow07: hacks are like tampons only pussys need it

XD

JoeVC January 2, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC

"If you see Tazz tunneling, ignore him, hes shit at it" - Zeusy

Luna_pyon January 2, 2016 at 12:01 PM UTC

[1/2/16, 8:23:43 PM] storm: Step 1
[1/2/16, 8:23:46 PM] storm: tuck your penis
[1/2/16, 8:23:48 PM] storm: Step 2
[1/2/16, 8:24:05 PM] storm: don't whip your penis and nae nae
[1/2/16, 8:24:22 PM] Jacob S: very insightful guide


TheCrazySof January 2, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

[14:51:07] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheCrazySof? » Frowney
[14:51:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheCrazySof? » stay still
[14:51:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheCrazySof? » omg
[14:51:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheCrazySof? » thats so friking creepy
[14:51:50] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Frowney* » at least my mouth isnt streched 
[14:51:58] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheCrazySof? » lol Frowney
[14:52:03] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheCrazySof? » like wtf
[14:52:08] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheCrazySof? » THOSE EYES
[14:52:15] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Frowney* » im a piggy

http://imgur.com/inLCaWc  (tell me that aint creepy)


[14:52:28] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » what do u call a skellaton snake?
[14:52:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » A RATTLER
[14:52:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Frowney* » ha ahaha ha
[14:52:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » amazing_sonic123
[14:52:41] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » nise
[14:52:43] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » wat 
[14:53:07] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » Y do skellatons go to the restraunt?
[14:53:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Frowney* » why
[14:53:13] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » to eat
[14:53:14] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » TO GET THEMSELVES A BONE
[14:53:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » LOL
[14:53:23] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » i dont get it
[14:53:26] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Frowney* » me neither
[14:53:28] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Frowney* » loool
[14:53:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » whoops
[14:53:35] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » rofl
[14:53:36] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » its rib bone
[14:53:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » OOOOOOOO
[14:53:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » lol
[14:53:41] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » ROFL
[14:53:43] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Frowney* » xddd
[14:53:49] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » gg best joke 2k16 
[14:53:58] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » The next 3 months
[14:54:04] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » *Writes 2015*
[14:54:08] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheSevenSeas? » fr
[14:54:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » NEW YEAR WAS AWESOME
[14:54:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » *Scratches the 5 out and writes 6* xD
[14:54:23] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » lol
[14:54:30] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » gee fking gee
[14:54:38] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » omg
[14:54:42] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » i want a mon!1!!
[14:54:43] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheCrazySof? » time to update avicus quotes
[14:54:43] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] TheCrazySof? » xD
[14:54:46] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » LOL
[14:54:49] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] amazing_sonic123 » w8
[14:54:53] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » well im done
[14:54:54] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Gold | PresidentSavage? » bai



This is what happens when the match never starts :)


Stimulating January 2, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

"You should get csgo" I can eat ass but I can't pull money out of them -jakesandobal

ALM January 2, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC


vicewatercolour [4:48 PM] Pavilion lets watch minions together and talk about how sexy they are
Cyclops tater tot booty

new messages
strangle me with goggles

SnowSX3 January 3, 2016 at 2:01 AM UTC

Fuck, oh wait this is cursing forbidden, shit..wait..

-Petlas

SnowSX3 January 3, 2016 at 2:01 AM UTC

Ven: Snow, what team?
Snow: Cyan.
Cyanide: What Snow?
[Chat continues talking]
Cyandie: SNOW
Snow: What?
Cyanide: You said Cyan.
Snow: No not you, the team.
Cyanide: I'm so confused.

xD

2BJ January 3, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/WyZm936 @emily
http://imgur.com/cgumZWI i will never forget when my role model snapchatted me love lace kiarra
who drew that

MasterProX January 3, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC

I'd since completely forgotten about that unexceptional night until this gem I had saved caught my eye...

Gundham January 3, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC

Godddd.

Acceqted January 3, 2016 at 7:01 PM UTC

Acceqted: ____ How is your computer broken?

____: MY BROTHER SUPER GLUED THE CAPS LOCK DOWN

Jahaj: ___ Was banned for 3 days for excessive use of caps.

RIPPPP

P.S. Didn't want to embarrass the player so I didn't put the name.

MehPOOPMasta January 3, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Nexus

centralking:LMAO  mepoopmasta only kill me cuz of  chain armor
*centralking 10 hit combos me*
Me:Centralking teach me!
Centralking  Your already good........

.....

kycrafft January 3, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

That is pure gold. I also miss Brit

SnowSX3 January 3, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

I'm Kill Arming!
-Venny

kycrafft January 4, 2016 at 1:01 AM UTC

"What? It's not placing!" -Seth
"You're putting the orange wool in the yellow slot" -kycrafft

xNemoII January 4, 2016 at 1:01 AM UTC

Cakeyyyy

if I loose you, who would slice me at 12pm?

Sevoo January 4, 2016 at 2:01 AM UTC

Zach- Ask Andrew about my pro mpg tactics (or something)

Me- no ur bad

Zach- no ur bad

Me- yea good point

HAHAHAHAHA I try too hard don't i

JephKaplan January 4, 2016 at 6:01 AM UTC

Do you like the way i lick my tongue
-Crisay

Legoche January 4, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC

Found in my screenshots folder.



SnowSX3 January 5, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

You need to text me later, I can barely hear your face.
-Sky

DaFrozenBlaze January 5, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

You need to text me later, I can barely hear your face.
-Sky
She may actually be able to hear your face!1!1!

xNemoII January 5, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

_xRenahII: i'm going to dieeeeee

_xToebeanII: If you die can i have your minecraft account?

Deeesp January 5, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

_xRenahII: i'm going to dieeeeee

_xToebeanII: If you die can i have your minecraft account?
i am still crying




bullies

FrozenSolstice January 5, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

"Shut up keep talking so I can quote you more."

-Snow

Petlas January 5, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

"Shut up keep talking so I can quote you more."

-Snow
Snow in a nutshell.

FrozenSolstice January 5, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

Snow in a nutshell.
Conflicting comments all the time. xD

SnowSX3 January 7, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC

Welcome to Australia!
Where we call our mates cunts and we call our cunts mates.

-AndyJohn231

FrozenSolstice January 8, 2016 at 6:01 AM UTC

"Have I ever gotten robot-y infront of you?" -Petlas

Wahiz January 8, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

"Why are there 5 new things on the Avicus Shits?" -Elsa

HarryRules2002 January 8, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

How are there 5 new posts on the Avicus shits? - FrozenSolstice

Petlas January 8, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

"5 new things on the Avicus shits." - Frozen

FrozenSolstice January 8, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

ship*

Wahiz January 8, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

"Can you use your hacks again?"-Elsa

Camemes January 8, 2016 at 8:01 AM UTC

"5 new posts on the Avicus shits." - Elsa
"Can you use your hacks again?" - Elsa

Wahiz January 8, 2016 at 8:01 AM UTC

"5 new posts on the Avicus shits." - Elsa
"Can you use your hacks again?" - Elsa
Beat you too it!

DaFrozenBlaze January 8, 2016 at 12:01 PM UTC

Elsa talks too much

FrozenSolstice January 8, 2016 at 12:01 PM UTC

Elsa talks too much
Rude.

Subscriptor January 8, 2016 at 1:01 PM UTC


zero9178 January 8, 2016 at 1:01 PM UTC

incest

DaFrozenBlaze January 8, 2016 at 2:01 PM UTC

incest
No it's asexual reproduction

zero9178 January 8, 2016 at 2:01 PM UTC

No it's asexual reproduction
still makes it incest, just legal and with no negative outcomes xd

shadowolfyt January 9, 2016 at 8:01 AM UTC


FrozenSolstice January 9, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

"You dirty, dirty cheater! I won because of you!" -Solstice

Scarkii January 9, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC

LOL

SnowSX3 January 9, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/nE5fVJS

Subscriptor January 9, 2016 at 6:01 PM UTC

"SWAMPBOB" -Jive

Wahiz January 12, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

"You can legit start a prostitute center with me" - Nathy

zero9178 January 13, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

After I died cause of a guy using Killaura:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVsh2oSS-1A
sry didn't record my voice :c

DaFrozenBlaze January 14, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

After I died cause of a guy using Killaura:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVsh2oSS-1A
sry didn't record my voice :c
I want to hear your voice :(

zero9178 January 14, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC

I want to hear your voice :(
:(

TurkishDelite January 14, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC

:(
i that the voice of who i think it is?

zero9178 January 14, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC

i that the voice of who i think it is?
Maybe

TurkishDelite January 14, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC

Maybe
ok im soggy now ill save it to my pc before i forgot about it

zero9178 January 14, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC

ok im soggy now ill save it to my pc before i forgot about it
Nice...

DaFrozenBlaze January 14, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC

ok im soggy now ill save it to my pc before i forgot about it
Hannah x Sete

SnowSX3 January 14, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC

shits fired
SHOTS

-Petlas

DaFrozenBlaze January 14, 2016 at 12:01 PM UTC

shits fired
SHOTS

-Petlas
godlas

Iron January 14, 2016 at 2:01 PM UTC

I swear this thread is just 4 Australian people farming quotes.

DaFrozenBlaze January 14, 2016 at 3:01 PM UTC

I swear this thread is just 4 Australian people farming quotes.
Who are the four?

TurkishDelite January 14, 2016 at 4:01 PM UTC

Who are the four?
he is prob talking about snow petlas and elsa but idk who the other person is

SnowSX3 January 14, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

he is prob talking about snow petlas and elsa but idk who the other person is
Can't be me, I'm from New Zealand.

Petlas January 14, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

I swear this thread is just 4 Australian people farming quotes.
"I swear this thread is just 4 Australian people farming quotes." - Iron

DaFrozenBlaze January 15, 2016 at 1:01 PM UTC

"I swear this thread is just 4 Australian people farming quotes." - Iron
3 Aussies and 1 randy kiwi

XtraMajestical January 15, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

"Just Gona Run Past Here" Nemo1197 - Kiawwwa
:P

ImRaging January 15, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

Remy: "oooh lego just got destroyed"
Lego: "Not like I was looking at my other monitor or anything"
Remy: "Ooh you have a second monitor you bender"
Lego: "You would run down the street naked for a second monitor"

hasl January 15, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

Remy: "oooh lego just got destroyed"
Lego: "Not like I was looking at my other monitor or anything"
Remy: "Ooh you have a second monitor you bender"
Lego: "You would run down the street naked for a second monitor"
Aura: oooh remy just got destroyed

SnowSX3 January 15, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

3 Aussies and 1 randy kiwi
How absolutely dare you 
:P

Sevoo January 15, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

100 pages! More than a year ago this thread was made to remember all dem fuzzy feelings moments on Avicus. When Avicus was going downhill, this remained right there at the top.

Fouled around a year and 5 months ago...

Avicus Quotes!


PS: I'm not doing this for attention. Someone had to highlight this moment, so I did. 


shadowolfyt January 19, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC


Cosmic_Fyre January 19, 2016 at 2:01 PM UTC

rip ~ Everyone

kycrafft January 19, 2016 at 2:01 PM UTC

"I will get csgo soon. I want to learn Russian." -kycrafft
"rush b negev cyka. Am I good yet?" -kycrafft

zero9178 January 19, 2016 at 3:01 PM UTC

"I told my teacher my dog ate my homework, I told Tazz my dog ate my laptop while screensharing"~Blaze2k16

faht January 19, 2016 at 7:01 PM UTC

"Stockholm, that's somewhere in England, right?" - Raging
"No, that's the capital of Sweden, lol" - Me

ImRaging January 19, 2016 at 7:01 PM UTC

"Stockholm, that's somewhere in England, right?" - Raging
"No, that's the capital of Sweden, lol" - Me
that was budah you silly bill xD!!!

Coco_stag January 19, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

"I'd rather drag my testicles through 5 miles of broken glass and sandpaper than to play this game for another 15 minutes" - Steven

steven5703 January 19, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

"I'd rather drag my testicles through 5 miles of broken glass and sandpaper than to play this game for another 15 minutes" - Steven
I didn't actually say that XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Coco_stag January 19, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

I didn't actually say that XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
https://gyazo.com/5f689900de7a125491201bcad185e0a9

SnowSX3 January 20, 2016 at 12:01 AM UTC

gotem

steven5703 January 20, 2016 at 12:01 AM UTC

Well I mean I quoted it from a steam review, I didn't actually write that

AIDSquirt January 21, 2016 at 3:01 AM UTC

"oo la la" -ethan
http://imgur.com/rL2Ldl5
[1/20/16, 7:33:03 PM] daphne: > u testicle
[1/20/16, 7:33:08 PM] daphne: RAWR XDDDDDD

Subscriptor January 22, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

"I'm going to abuse myself.. oh wait that sounds bad"
"I'm always on the top!"
-FrozenSolstice

DaFrozenBlaze January 22, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC

"I'm going to abuse myself.. oh wait that sounds bad"
"I'm always on the top!"
-FrozenSolstice
Her knife fetish

Wahiz January 22, 2016 at 12:01 PM UTC

"I'm going to abuse myself.. oh wait that sounds bad"
"I'm always on the top!"
-FrozenSolstice
Ik she's always on the top XD OLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLO

@FrozenSolstice Sorry, I just had too.<3 :P

ImNotYourTiger January 22, 2016 at 4:01 PM UTC

Kiawaaa: "Hey Dawson just msged me to back off Elsa"
XtraMajestical: Who's Elsa?
Me: Frozen
Kiawaaa: I can't tell if he's serious. Imma message him back.
*Me and Xtra start laughing*
Kiawaaa messages him back: Are you serious? 
Dawson: You told tiger and xtra I'm done with your harassment 
Everyone in ts: xDDDD

ImNotYourTiger January 22, 2016 at 4:01 PM UTC

XtraMajestical: I'm very uh intelligent
Steven: Prove it
XtraMajestical:...
Steven: 12341234123412341234123412341234


NOTE: Not exactly word for word I forgot a bit of it xD

xNemoII January 22, 2016 at 5:01 PM UTC

Buster: THERE'S A GUY BEHIND YOU!!!!! oh wait that's a spectator

ImNotYourTiger January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Buster: THERE'S A GUY BEHIND YOU!!!!! oh wait that's a spectator
Classic lad

Wahiz January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Kiawaaa: "Hey Dawson just msged me to back off Elsa"
XtraMajestical: Who's Elsa?
Me: Frozen
Kiawaaa: I can't tell if he's serious. Imma message him back.
*Me and Xtra start laughing*
Kiawaaa messages him back: Are you serious? 
Dawson: You told tiger and xtra I'm done with your harassment 
Everyone in ts: xDDDD
Nise, how about you leave me the fuck alone cause you made me attempt something that I've never done before... so stfu.

Coco_stag January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Nise, how about you leave me the fuck alone cause you made me attempt something that I've never done before... so stfu.
Woah. Lets calm down, ay?

Wahiz January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Woah. Lets calm down, ay?
Why should I? Tiger made me attempt suicide and you compromised mine and my friends alt and possibly gave out the details so you leave me alone to.

Tikai January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

"Fucking bowspammers" - Everyone

Coco_stag January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Why should I? Tiger made me attempt suicide and you compromised mine and my friends alt and possibly gave out the details so you leave me alone to.
Some online person can't make you suicide, and wtf, I didn't compromise your account...

Wahiz January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Some online person can't make you suicide, and wtf, I didn't compromise your account...
He can if he says certain things that hit you hard..

Coco_stag January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

He can if he says certain things that hit you hard..
Listen, its teamspeak/a block game... Doesn't matter what he says, its how you approach it and handle it, and that can't make you suicide.

Tikai January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Some online person can't make you suicide, and wtf, I didn't compromise your account...
Not taking sides but it's called "Cyber Bullying" :P

BoldAndBrash January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Stay on topic, please!

Wahiz January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

@Eako Ok

@Rilo Listen to Omega, shit can happen.

Tikai January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Stay on topic, please!
Saved by the Badger :3

Myworld6 January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

@Eako Ok

@Rilo Listen to Omega, shit can happen.
Please keep this on topic.

steven5703 January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Stay on topic, please! - badger

BoldAndBrash January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Stay on topic, please! - badger
Stay on topic, please! - badger

- steven 

FrozenSolstice January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

I will tell you to stay on topic, but not before I put my two cents in.

Cyberbuylling is a big problem, and certain levels of harassment can affect certain people differently. Dawson has made it clear that he dislikes whatever ImNotYourTiger is doing, so I suggest you do stop.

To Rilo, attempted suicide is possible. Some people have different thresholds of what they can take. I do agree that Dawson should leave before this happens, but, if this is a reoccurring event, I feel bad that I wasn't there to put an end to this.

Dawson, if this continues, notify the staff and gather evidence. Screenshots, recordings, whatever.


Now for a quote.

"This looks so wrong but it feels so amazing!" -ThatIsReallyHot

Myworld6 January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

"I like riding horses."

"Is it a coincidence that Jiveh is a horse?"

-ThatIsReallyHot.

P.S: I have a gift for joining conversations at the worst possible times, and I saw the above xD).

Coco_stag January 22, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Stay on topic, please! - badger

- steven 
Stay on topic, please! - badger

- steven - badger

Subscriptor January 22, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

@Frozen this quote refers to this.
@Myworld my name speaks for itself.

zero9178 January 22, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

@Frozen this quote refers to this.
@Myworld my name speaks for itself.
AM DIEING

SnowSX3 January 22, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

Some online person can't make you suicide, and wtf, I didn't compromise your account...
That was quite an uneducated comment.
 
I assume you know what cyber bullying is?
Many people (especially young teenagers) loose their lives due to cyber bullying.

Do some research.

ImNotYourTiger January 22, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

Getting back on point done responding to these messages I hope you get better Dawson and that's the end of me responding to you I'm getting back on point I don't wanna get yelled at by staff

steven5703 January 22, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC


Dawson, if this continues, notify the staff and gather evidence. Screenshots, recordings, whatever. - frozen

Newcleus January 22, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

I'll investigate further into the situation. Until then, stop posting it here.

Myworld6 January 22, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

@Frozen this quote refers to this.
@Myworld my name speaks for itself.
ThatIsReallyHot = "I like riding horses...Jiveh is a horse"? xD

mxddy_ January 23, 2016 at 12:01 AM UTC

being a two faced cunt is fun as hell - Lily

voidloop January 23, 2016 at 12:01 AM UTC

"I had a baby with an avocado"--Cyanide

ImNotYourTiger January 23, 2016 at 1:01 AM UTC

"I had a baby with an avocado"--Cyanide
Sounds like him tbh xD

FrozenSolstice January 23, 2016 at 4:01 AM UTC

@Frozen this quote refers to this.
@Myworld my name speaks for itself.
LOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Last night tho. xD

Jahaj January 23, 2016 at 5:01 AM UTC

@Frozen this quote refers to this.
@Myworld my name speaks for itself.
WTF LOL

As Steven would say... xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Coco_stag January 23, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

[1/22/2016 11:14:23 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): What time is it for you rn?
[1/22/2016 11:14:29 PM] Lindstagram : 2:14 am
[1/22/2016 11:14:34 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): fuck
[1/22/2016 11:14:36 PM] To the to the left: Gl
[1/22/2016 11:14:38 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): srsly
[1/22/2016 11:14:41 PM] Lindstagram : yes
[1/22/2016 11:14:42 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you have to make me do math
[1/22/2016 11:14:46 PM] Lindstagram : LMAO
[1/22/2016 11:15:08 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): The last time I did math was 2 months ago
[1/22/2016 11:15:08 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): fuck
[1/22/2016 11:15:15 PM] Lindstagram : lolol
[1/22/2016 11:16:00 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ITS ALL COMING BACK TO ME
[1/22/2016 11:16:06 PM] Lindstagram : I can do math if you let me know what time it is for u rn and its Saturday right?
[1/22/2016 11:16:26 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 7PM
[1/22/2016 11:16:31 PM] Lindstagram : k so
[1/22/2016 11:16:34 PM] Lindstagram : whens the scrim
[1/22/2016 11:16:43 PM] Lindstagram : at the time for u
[1/22/2016 11:17:25 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Its 5:15PM for me
[1/22/2016 11:17:30 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): and the scrim is 10AM
[1/22/2016 11:17:46 PM] WhiteLook: tomorrow?
[1/22/2016 11:17:52 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yep
[1/22/2016 11:17:57 PM] Lindstagram : your time?
[1/22/2016 11:18:08 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yep
[1/22/2016 11:18:25 PM] WhiteLook: 13 hours more
[1/22/2016 11:18:32 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): before
[1/22/2016 11:18:33 PM] WhiteLook: 7AM
[1/22/2016 11:18:39 PM] WhiteLook: hahahaha, nope
[1/22/2016 11:18:53 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Alright
[1/22/2016 11:18:55 PM] WhiteLook: is summer, i get up 12,13
[1/22/2016 11:18:58 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): just to make things easier
[1/22/2016 11:19:02 PM] Lindstagram : ugh
[1/22/2016 11:19:09 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): the scrim is in 17 hours
[1/22/2016 11:19:12 PM] Lindstagram : im confuzzled
[1/22/2016 11:19:22 PM] WhiteLook: I can 9:00 PM - 4:00 AM
[1/22/2016 11:19:23 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): IM EVEN MORE CONFUZZLED
[1/22/2016 11:19:25 PM] WhiteLook: 17 hours ok
[1/22/2016 11:20:16 PM] WhiteLook: 24/01 9AM argentina
[1/22/2016 11:20:37 PM] WhiteLook: I`ll try to be online
[1/22/2016 11:20:43 PM] WhiteLook: I go to sleep
[1/22/2016 11:20:46 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you just confused me
[1/22/2016 11:21:14 PM] Lindstagram : I think 2 pm my time
[1/22/2016 11:21:15 PM] Lindstagram : idk
[1/22/2016 11:21:28 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): WHAT THE FUCK
[1/22/2016 11:21:33 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): lindsey
[1/22/2016 11:21:36 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you are like
[1/22/2016 11:21:38 PM] Lindstagram : si
[1/22/2016 11:21:39 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): telling me
[1/22/2016 11:21:41 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): you will do the math
[1/22/2016 11:21:46 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): and your math is shit
[1/22/2016 11:21:50 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): that is so incorrect xD
[1/22/2016 11:21:51 PM] Lindstagram : ya
[1/22/2016 11:21:54 PM] Lindstagram : im aware
[1/22/2016 11:21:55 PM] WhiteLook: 7AM lindsey
[1/22/2016 11:22:00 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): NO
[1/22/2016 11:22:00 PM] Lindstagram : est time?
[1/22/2016 11:22:02 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): NOT 7AM
[1/22/2016 11:22:06 PM] WhiteLook: yea
[1/22/2016 11:22:12 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): 7PM
[1/22/2016 11:22:12 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): FFS
[1/22/2016 11:22:19 PM] Andy: lindsy
[1/22/2016 11:22:20 PM] Lindstagram : idgi
[1/22/2016 11:22:22 PM] Andy: its 4AM
[1/22/2016 11:22:27 PM] Andy: I did the math
[1/22/2016 11:22:30 PM] Andy: trust me
[1/22/2016 11:22:31 PM] Andy: im smart
[1/22/2016 11:22:32 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): NO
[1/22/2016 11:22:34 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ITS NOT
[1/22/2016 11:22:34 PM] Lindstagram : I thought I did too
[1/22/2016 11:22:39 PM] WhiteLook: My Time : 4AM
Ur time (Rilo): 5PM
Lindsey: 2AM
[1/22/2016 11:22:42 PM] Andy: 4AM is scrim 5 u
[1/22/2016 11:22:46 PM] Lindstagram : maybe less time on avicus and more time in school tbh
[1/22/2016 11:22:47 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): GUYS
[1/22/2016 11:22:48 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): SRS
[1/22/2016 11:22:48 PM] WhiteLook: + 17 hours
[1/22/2016 11:22:49 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): STOP
[1/22/2016 11:22:54 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): THE SCRIM IS AT 10AM FOR ME
[1/22/2016 11:22:55 PM] Andy: no
[1/22/2016 11:22:56 PM] Andy: never
[1/22/2016 11:22:57 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): and its 5PM FOR ME
[1/22/2016 11:23:02 PM] Andy: its at 4PM for you
[1/22/2016 11:23:04 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LINSEY IS 1 DAY BEHIND ME
[1/22/2016 11:23:09 PM] WhiteLook: 4 AM!
[1/22/2016 11:23:10 PM] Andy: and 10395AM for me
[1/22/2016 11:23:10 PM] Lightmag3...: OMFG
[1/22/2016 11:23:10 PM] WhiteLook: AN
[1/22/2016 11:23:11 PM] WhiteLook: AM
[1/22/2016 11:23:14 PM] Lightmag3...: OMFG
[1/22/2016 11:23:16 PM] Andy: 8AM
[1/22/2016 11:23:16 PM] Lightmag3...: JUST SAY
[1/22/2016 11:23:17 PM] Lindstagram : wait im SO CONFUSED OMG
[1/22/2016 11:23:17 PM] Andy: 8AM
[1/22/2016 11:23:18 PM] Andy: 8AM
[1/22/2016 11:23:19 PM] Andy: AUI32K
[1/22/2016 11:23:19 PM] Andy: FR
[1/22/2016 11:23:19 PM] Andy: Dar
[1/22/2016 11:23:20 PM] Andy: R
[1/22/2016 11:23:20 PM] Andy: R
[1/22/2016 11:23:20 PM] Andy: G
[1/22/2016 11:23:21 PM] Andy: R
[1/22/2016 11:23:21 PM] Andy: R
[1/22/2016 11:23:21 PM] Andy: WD
[1/22/2016 11:23:21 PM] Andy: G
[1/22/2016 11:23:22 PM] Andy: H
[1/22/2016 11:23:22 PM] Andy: R
[1/22/2016 11:23:22 PM] Andy: H
[1/22/2016 11:23:23 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ANDY
[1/22/2016 11:23:23 PM] Andy: JY
[1/22/2016 11:23:23 PM] Andy: R
[1/22/2016 11:23:23 PM] Andy: E
[1/22/2016 11:23:23 PM] Andy: D
[1/22/2016 11:23:24 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): STOP
[1/22/2016 11:23:24 PM] Andy: H
[1/22/2016 11:23:24 PM] Lindstagram : fuivj
[1/22/2016 11:23:24 PM] Andy: TD
[1/22/2016 11:23:25 PM] Andy: H
[1/22/2016 11:23:25 PM] Andy: J
[1/22/2016 11:23:25 PM] Andy: T
[1/22/2016 11:23:25 PM] Andy: Y
[1/22/2016 11:23:26 PM] Andy: H
[1/22/2016 11:23:26 PM] Andy: KU
[1/22/2016 11:23:26 PM] Andy: ?
[1/22/2016 11:23:29 PM] Lindstagram : pls
[1/22/2016 11:23:30 PM] Andy: GD
[1/22/2016 11:23:33 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Guys
[1/22/2016 11:23:33 PM] WhiteLook: Ok, see will again in 17 hours ;)
[1/22/2016 11:23:33 PM] Lindstagram : no bueno
[1/22/2016 11:23:34 PM] Lightmag3...: IT’S 17 HOURS LATER
[1/22/2016 11:23:36 PM] WhiteLook: I goo sleep
[1/22/2016 11:23:38 PM] Lightmag3...: U DUMBASSES
[1/22/2016 11:23:38 PM] Lightmag3...: OMFG
[1/22/2016 11:23:40 PM] Andy: GUYS
[1/22/2016 11:23:44 PM] Andy: TTHE SCRIM STARTS IN 4 SECONDS




typical xenarch chat.... trying to tell lindsey what time it if for her when we scrim

Iron January 23, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

"We shouldn't demote him, I like his skin" - Iron2k16

DaFrozenBlaze January 23, 2016 at 8:01 AM UTC

"We shouldn't demote him, I like his skin" - Iron2k16
Perfect evidence of bias in the staff team!

Zeusy January 23, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

Perfect evidence of bias in the staff team!
its just a prank bro
plus
you forgot the full stop11!!111!!1!

DaFrozenBlaze January 23, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

its just a prank bro
plus
you forgot the full stop11!!111!!1!
.

FrozenSolstice January 23, 2016 at 10:01 AM UTC

"I dont care if Frozen is yangire, as long as my dick stays intact I'm fine." -Andy

Wahiz January 23, 2016 at 1:01 PM UTC

Dawson: *logs off my server*

Zedther: *crashes server*

Dawson: Zed what did you do?

Zedther: I made a sphere.

Dawson: A sphere of what?

Zedther: TnT

Dawson: You fucking dumbass

Zedther: *1 hour later* It's still pinging

Dawson: Nice one..

ImNotYourTiger January 23, 2016 at 5:01 PM UTC

"I dont care if Frozen is yangire, as long as my dick stays intact I'm fine." -Andy
Sigh... Classic andy

BoldAndBrash January 23, 2016 at 6:01 PM UTC

Perfect evidence of bias in the staff team!
kek

FrozenSolstice January 23, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

"I never thought I'd run '/warp sex' in my life." -ThatIsReallyHot

Subscriptor January 23, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

"I never thought I'd run '/warp sex' in my life." -ThatIsReallyHot
This is a magical place in minecraft world where magical stuff can happen.

ImNotYourTiger January 23, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

Me: Ya know, chicks dig guys who play minecraft (sarcasm)
Kiawaaa: Wtf, chicks dick guys?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ImNotYourTiger January 23, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

Me: Swear you won't tell anyone.
Kiawaaa: Ok
Me: SWEAR ON SOMETHING PRECIOUS TO YOU
Kiawaaa: I swear on my macaroni and cheese.
Me: I said something precious
Kiawaaa: IT IS PRECIOUS TO ME

xNemoII January 23, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

Me: Swear you won't tell anyone.
Kiawaaa: Ok
Me: SWEAR ON SOMETHING PRECIOUS TO YOU
Kiawaaa: I swear on my macaroni and cheese.
Me: I said something precious
Kiawaaa: IT IS PRECIOUS TO ME
BUT I SWORE ON MY HOUSE AFTEEWARDS

moqah January 24, 2016 at 5:01 AM UTC

"now that i think about it why are we giving ip-checks to the guy who can ddos" ~Smiley

zero9178 January 25, 2016 at 3:01 PM UTC

"I don't think the virus is only browser related cause it also happens in internet explorer"~Zeus2k16

RIP_Avicus January 25, 2016 at 6:01 PM UTC

'What do all these 8 year olds on Minecraft want?
 They want to get laid...
 Virtually'
-Awesomerp

FrostedCupcakez January 26, 2016 at 12:01 AM UTC

"Does that say kill hura?" -Luke (Hete)

kycrafft January 26, 2016 at 2:01 AM UTC

"/report ------- Pretty much every hack in the book"

"10/10 report" -Jahaj
"god" -Spookz

Jahaj January 26, 2016 at 3:01 AM UTC

"/report ------- Pretty much every hack in the book"

"10/10 report" -Jahaj
"god" -Spookz
You should have seen staff chat xD

ClubberNugget January 26, 2016 at 3:01 AM UTC

It went something like this XD

(Before the Scrim)
Legoche: ./t
Legoche: Alright guys, make sure you all have Apollo.jar on your desktops
Legoche: Shoot....
Me: GG

zero9178 January 26, 2016 at 5:01 AM UTC

It went something like this XD

(Before the Scrim)
Legoche: ./t
Legoche: Alright guys, make sure you all have Apollo.jar on your desktops
Legoche: Shoot....
Me: GG
Every Apollo scrim ever xd

DaFrozenBlaze January 26, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

It went something like this XD

(Before the Scrim)
Legoche: ./t
Legoche: Alright guys, make sure you all have Apollo.jar on your desktops
Legoche: Shoot....
Me: GG
Exposed

Legoche January 26, 2016 at 4:01 PM UTC

It went something like this XD

(Before the Scrim)
Legoche: ./t
Legoche: Alright guys, make sure you all have Apollo.jar on your desktops
Legoche: Shoot....
Me: GG
crap I never thought you would remember

Subscriptor January 26, 2016 at 6:01 PM UTC

<20:05:35> "[Raging] Raging": my dad just shouted at my dad
<20:06:13> "[Budah] Budah": can i marry your dad

SnowSX3 January 27, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

Which direction is it Petlas?

"NorthSouthEast."

DaFrozenBlaze January 27, 2016 at 11:01 AM UTC

Which direction is it Petlas?

"NorthSouthEast."
West

ImNotYourTiger January 27, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

Me: Midnight your a penguin.
Midnightstorm: Yep... Gobble Gobble SQUAK
Me and Nemo: ... Uh ok.

JoeVC January 27, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

People talking about cyber bullying lol, smh close your browser or turn off your computer, hell even go outside, how is cyber bullying even a thing when we have so much free will when it comes to determining who speaks to us?

Petlas January 27, 2016 at 10:01 PM UTC

Which direction is it Petlas?

"NorthSouthEast."
I gave you very clear directions, Snow. North-south east.

RIP_Avicus January 28, 2016 at 7:01 PM UTC

'In the nicest way possible, please die' -Xtra

xNemoII January 28, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

https://gyazo.com/fcc921d62a4c4686e4e3f73b5511ce27

Dirty Donkey = Pops (_xRenahII)

Jahaj January 29, 2016 at 1:01 AM UTC

Jess - Won't be able to come on until later tonight. Going to an open house with @hete and I'm going to see a house right now x) Sorry!
Stim- First date obv
Jay- So why are you going to see a house?
Jess- We might be buying
Jay - You and Heat?
Jay - 
Bit much for a first date dont you think
Stim- 
Jess gonna move in, wowwwww
Jay - 
Make sure to keep us updated @frostedcupcakez
Jess - Keep your hormones in control Jay
Stim - "Keep your hormones in control" Y
et first date is house-buying


FrostedCupcakez January 29, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

Jess - Won't be able to come on until later tonight. Going to an open house with @hete and I'm going to see a house right now x) Sorry!
Stim- First date obv
Jay- So why are you going to see a house?
Jess- We might be buying
Jay - You and Heat?
Jay - 
Bit much for a first date dont you think
Stim- 
Jess gonna move in, wowwwww
Jay - 
Make sure to keep us updated @frostedcupcakez
Jess - Keep your hormones in control Jay
Stim - "Keep your hormones in control" Y
et first date is house-buying

LEAK T - T

Midnightstorm January 29, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

"Greg and Cole are dating"
-Lindstagram

Creg I SHIP IT

Lindstagram January 29, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

"Greg and Cole are dating"
-Lindstagram

Creg I SHIP IT
CREG WILL RISE!

Midnightstorm January 29, 2016 at 11:01 PM UTC

CREG WILL RISE!
IT WILL BECOME A REALITY SOON

Midnightstorm January 30, 2016 at 1:01 AM UTC

"You used to poke me on my TeamSpeak, late night when you need my memes."
-ALMondCode

ALM January 30, 2016 at 1:01 AM UTC

me2

Sevoo January 30, 2016 at 4:01 AM UTC

"You used to poke me on my TeamSpeak, late night when you need my memes."
-ALMondCode
u need dem memes

AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE




THATS TOO LAZY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT PIXTURES?!?!?!

DaFrozenBlaze January 30, 2016 at 7:01 AM UTC

u need dem memes

AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE




THATS TOO LAZY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT PIXTURES?!?!?!
Copy and paste is one method

FrostedCupcakez January 30, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC

"Greg and Cole are dating"
-Lindstagram

Creg I SHIP IT
Creg's List (:

Jahaj January 30, 2016 at 8:01 PM UTC

Jess in staff chat: Brb, gotta yell at my dad. These potatoes are still raw.

FrostedCupcakez January 30, 2016 at 9:01 PM UTC

Jess in staff chat: Brb, gotta yell at my dad. These potatoes are still raw.
Pfft. They were...

ImNotYourTiger February 1, 2016 at 4:02 AM UTC

Ronanashmancers: You know I was a fuckin great mod
Kyoal: Yep definetly 100% agree
Me: I don't believe it. In fact I can't even believe you were ever staff 
Ronanashmancers: Ok maybe not now, but back then, I was great.
Kyoal: He was actually responsible back then
Ronanashmancers: Except that one time I wished another staff member to get AIDS... And called the whole staff team bias and then retired. But other than that I was great!

DaFrozenBlaze February 1, 2016 at 7:02 AM UTC

Ronanashmancers: You know I was a fuckin great mod
Kyoal: Yep definetly 100% agree
Me: I don't believe it. In fact I can't even believe you were ever staff 
Ronanashmancers: Ok maybe not now, but back then, I was great.
Kyoal: He was actually responsible back then
Ronanashmancers: Except that one time I wished another staff member to get AIDS... And called the whole staff team bias and then retired. But other than that I was great!
He was actually a good staff member

Sevoo February 1, 2016 at 12:02 PM UTC

Ronanashmancers: You know I was a fuckin great mod
Kyoal: Yep definetly 100% agree
Me: I don't believe it. In fact I can't even believe you were ever staff 
Ronanashmancers: Ok maybe not now, but back then, I was great.
Kyoal: He was actually responsible back then
Ronanashmancers: Except that one time I wished another staff member to get AIDS... And called the whole staff team bias and then retired. But other than that I was great!
He was a good Staff member.  Now he just doesn't give a fuck anymore lol.

steven5703 February 1, 2016 at 12:02 PM UTC

Ronanashmancers: You know I was a fuckin great mod
Kyoal: Yep definetly 100% agree
Me: I don't believe it. In fact I can't even believe you were ever staff 
Ronanashmancers: Ok maybe not now, but back then, I was great.
Kyoal: He was actually responsible back then
Ronanashmancers: Except that one time I wished another staff member to get AIDS... And called the whole staff team bias and then retired. But other than that I was great!
He was a good staff member, you're just ignorant

ImNotYourTiger February 1, 2016 at 8:02 PM UTC

He was a good staff member, you're just ignorant
How am I ignorant? Lol Steven your the kid who keeps mic spamming and being childish. I was joking around with him calm down.


See this is why I get off topic because of people like you -_- get back on topic



OP: Steven: Your ignorant

ImNotYourTiger February 1, 2016 at 8:02 PM UTC

He was a good Staff member.  Now he just doesn't give a fuck anymore lol.
I know he was lol I like messing with him though

steven5703 February 1, 2016 at 8:02 PM UTC

How am I ignorant? Lol Steven your the kid who keeps mic spamming and being childish. I was joking around with him calm down.


See this is why I get off topic because of people like you -_- get back on topic



OP: Steven: Your ignorant
you're*

ImNotYourTiger February 1, 2016 at 8:02 PM UTC

you're*
*sigh*

Colecrc February 2, 2016 at 12:02 AM UTC

"Greg and Cole are dating"
-Lindstagram

Creg I SHIP IT
people are going to actually believe this is real.(its not btw)

Midnightstorm February 2, 2016 at 2:02 AM UTC

people are going to actually believe this is real.(its not btw)
Shhh just let it happen *pats head*

ImNotYourTiger February 2, 2016 at 4:02 AM UTC

Nemo: YOU'RE NOT MUSLIM
Me: I AM I CAN EVEN SPEAK SOME ARABIC
*Lokigh and Xtra listen quietly*
Nemo: I'm going to look up hello on google translate 
Nemo: uh, marbles, no, wait! mah haba
Me: Your saying it all wrong 
Nemo: THEN YOU SAY IT
Me: NO I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY
*awkward silence*
Nemo: Allahu Akbar

ThatOneBean February 3, 2016 at 12:02 AM UTC

ChatBot: How Old Are You
Dawson: 15
ChatBot: What are the advantages of being 15
Dawson: Big Penis
ChatBot: What's that compared to a little penis

later that evening..

Dawson: Evo, chatbot compared my penis to a small one
Evo: ...What?

Midnightstorm February 3, 2016 at 12:02 AM UTC

"He's ban invading!"
-hipsterpug

xwestwasthere February 3, 2016 at 2:02 AM UTC

"xwastroll I'm sub"
- @stinkydipey

_Mx_ February 3, 2016 at 7:02 PM UTC

"Hey I like children" ~ShutUpYouBiscuit, 2016, 3rd February.

Myworld6 February 3, 2016 at 7:02 PM UTC

"Hey I like children" ~ShutUpYouBiscuit, 2016, 3rd February.
Oh no. I'm very worried now. ='(

_Mx_ February 3, 2016 at 7:02 PM UTC

Oh no. I'm very worried now. ='(
Be afraid.

ClubberNugget February 3, 2016 at 7:02 PM UTC

"Hey I like children" ~ShutUpYouBiscuit, 2016, 3rd February.
That's hawt

ImNotYourTiger February 4, 2016 at 4:02 AM UTC

Porky 's AMA

Shah-Could tiger whoop your ass?
Porkyyy-It would be even, we would whoop each other simultaniously

Porkyyy February 4, 2016 at 4:02 AM UTC

Porky 's AMA

Shah-Could tiger whoop your ass?
Porkyyy-It would be even, we would whoop each other simultaniously
it would be very kinky ;D

ALM February 4, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

A story by Midnightstorm!

AtditC February 4, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

Radio_Arcade: stop who killed me i was not rot ready

Me: xd

ImNotYourTiger February 4, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

Dawson: I like to fist monkeys
Me: Weird
Dawson: *In game* OMG THEIR COMING AFTER ME! THEIR GONNA FIST ME
Me and Nemo: Wtf.
Dawson: fisting monkeys is good for your health

Midnightstorm February 4, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

A story by Midnightstorm!
I'M CRYING

Camemes February 7, 2016 at 4:02 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/0K37pET
xD I love Avicus

ClubberNugget February 7, 2016 at 4:02 AM UTC

"Avicus is my favorite Skerver" - Ebirdy

Dawson: We can't have Random on offense because Random sucks at pvp
Ebirdy: I'm offended by that

Ebirdy: wait, who am I married to
Dawson: Gummi
Ebirdy: sweet

"I'm not self centered I swear" -Random as he builds his house to look like his head.

gobernment February 7, 2016 at 5:02 AM UTC

Has science gone too far? ☑ yes ☐ no

-me

OriginaI February 7, 2016 at 12:02 PM UTC

"Avicus is my favorite Skerver" - Ebirdy

Dawson: We can't have Random on offense because Random sucks at pvp
Ebirdy: I'm offended by that

Ebirdy: wait, who am I married to
Dawson: Gummi
Ebirdy: sweet

"I'm not self centered I swear" -Random as he builds his house to look like his head.
LOLOL
 you will always hold skerver against me xd

ImNotYourTiger February 9, 2016 at 3:02 AM UTC

PeachSmoothie: So is MidnightNemo still a thing?
Midnight and Nemhoe: No No No
Me: Peach it's time for some Midnighthoe AMIRITE OR AMIRITE
Peachsmoothie: YAAAS
Midnight: Ohjesus no
Nemo: Oh fuck me
Me and Peach: ...
Nemo: NOT IN THAT WAY

BoldAndBrash February 9, 2016 at 3:02 PM UTC

PeachSmoothie: So is MidnightNemo still a thing?
Midnight and Nemhoe: No No No
Me: Peach it's time for some Midnighthoe AMIRITE OR AMIRITE
Peachsmoothie: YAAAS
Midnight: Ohjesus no
Nemo: Oh fuck me
Me and Peach: ...
Nemo: NOT IN THAT WAY
cringe

ThatOneBean February 9, 2016 at 6:02 PM UTC

Has science gone too far? ☑ yes ☐ no

-me
Yup

Petlas February 10, 2016 at 10:02 AM UTC

"I could even square you some money so I can ship over some Nutella." - Snow
"75% of your earnings go to Nutella. Deal? Deal." - Me
"Woah woah woah" - Snow
"Fine.. 65%?" - Me
"I'm better off paying bills and rent xD" - Snow

Also, "HELL'S BLAZES" - Snow

SnowSX3 February 10, 2016 at 10:02 AM UTC

"I could even square you some money so I can ship over some Nutella." - Snow
"75% of your earnings go to Nutella. Deal? Deal." - Me
"Woah woah woah" - Snow
"Fine.. 65%?" - Me
"I'm better off paying bills and rent xD" - Snow

Also, "HELL'S BLAZES" - Snow
What in Hell's Blazes type of negotiation are you trying to run here miss?

Hmmmmm???

Petlas February 10, 2016 at 10:02 AM UTC

What in Hell's Blazes type of negotiation are you trying to run here miss?

Hmmmmm???
The logical one.

"YOU QUOTING SON OF A GUN"
Snow

hipsterpug February 11, 2016 at 12:02 AM UTC

How am I ignorant? Lol Steven your the kid who keeps mic spamming and being childish. I was joking around with him calm down.


See this is why I get off topic because of people like you -_- get back on topic



OP: Steven: Your ignorant
You're* :(

hipsterpug February 11, 2016 at 12:02 AM UTC

"He's ban invading!"
-hipsterpug
I am completely offended.... You did not use my name ! D:

Camemes February 11, 2016 at 3:02 AM UTC

*Andrew and I talking about Valentines day*
Me: I'm 13, too young for this shit.
Andrew: Rubbish, when I was your age, I was 14.
Me: How could you be for– nevermind...

Wahiz February 11, 2016 at 11:02 PM UTC

Zac: Spookz, would you mind if I was team trolling?

Spookz: Yes. I would have to kick you

Zac: You better tp to me then

Spookz: ./kick ronashmancers Team Trolling

Zac: Spookz, I was on the other team

Spookz: *beats head on desk*

Me: How does it feel to have just gotten memed?

Spookz: *beats his head off the desk some more*

Sevoo February 12, 2016 at 12:02 AM UTC

*Andrew and I talking about Valentines day*
Me: I'm 13, too young for this shit.
Andrew: Rubbish, when I was your age, I was 14.
Me: How could you be for– nevermind...
When I was your age I was AAA 14 ;)

DaFrozenBlaze February 14, 2016 at 9:02 AM UTC

Jive: Anyone with 1-4 bars should quit Minecraft
*Looks at his 4 bars*
Jive: FORGET WHAT I SAID

_Nathy February 14, 2016 at 10:02 AM UTC

Jive: Anyone with 1-4 bars should quit Minecraft
*Looks at his 4 bars*
Jive: FORGET WHAT I SAID
Then Jive learnt how we do it in Australia :P

RIP_Avicus February 14, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

'No, stupid testicle, stay away from me!' -Cyanide

ImNotYourTiger February 15, 2016 at 1:02 AM UTC

They say you are what you eat, but I didn't eat a salty kid :( -Vyrak (SevoTheSavage)

Legoche February 15, 2016 at 3:02 PM UTC

Zero - "Lego your defence looks like modern art!"
I turn around and see wood spammed everywhere.

Sevoo February 15, 2016 at 3:02 PM UTC

They say you are what you eat, but I didn't eat a salty kid :( -Vyrak (SevoTheSavage)
RIP

ElementalAssasin February 15, 2016 at 3:02 PM UTC

i don't know if this was said but
red team is the best team - ElementalAssasin

DaFrozenBlaze February 15, 2016 at 3:02 PM UTC

i don't know if this was said but
red team is the best team - ElementalAssasin
Blue >Red

TurkishDelite February 16, 2016 at 3:02 AM UTC

Blue >Red
purple> every other colour

DaFrozenBlaze February 16, 2016 at 3:02 AM UTC

purple> every other colour
Blue + Red > every other colour

kycrafft February 16, 2016 at 6:02 AM UTC

"I have 18 diamonds" -Eric, during UHC
*Xuph walked into fire wilst fighting Creeper*

Subscriptor February 16, 2016 at 7:02 AM UTC

"I have 18 diamonds" -Eric, during UHC
*Xuph walked into fire wilst fighting Creeper*
the server lagged hand i froze and then some creeper just decided to ruin my game :c

DaFrozenBlaze February 16, 2016 at 8:02 AM UTC

the server lagged hand i froze and then some creeper just decided to ruin my game :c
god

Camemes February 16, 2016 at 9:02 AM UTC

the server lagged hand i froze and then some creeper just decided to ruin my game :c
Rip

Camemes February 16, 2016 at 9:02 AM UTC

*Clay wars rotates*
_____: THIS MAP IS SIHT!

(Hid players name incase they didn't want to be named.)

Xuph February 18, 2016 at 7:02 PM UTC

"allahu memebar" -iron

shahmi February 18, 2016 at 7:02 PM UTC

"IM GOOD AT PVP U SALTY SKID"
ImNotYourTiger



SO BAD
<3

ImNotYourTiger February 19, 2016 at 3:02 AM UTC

"IM GOOD AT PVP U SALTY SKID"
ImNotYourTiger



SO BAD
<3
Yeah ok because I rage over minecraft 




No vids/pics/proof then it's not true 
Memer

ClubberNugget February 19, 2016 at 3:02 AM UTC

"Hey could you moose over" -Dawson
"Moose over there, it's aboot time" -Merlin

ImNotYourTiger February 19, 2016 at 4:02 AM UTC

The "Evolved UHC" hosted by Cyclops.
Me, Tazz, SkyBeats, and Iron are on a team.
SkyBeats falls out of the world
*I become the mole, and kill Tazz while he's mining* 
Tazz: "Fucking squeaker" then rage quits 
Iron: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Me: NO 
Iron: FUCK YOU
Me: I JUST WANNA MINE WITH YOU 
Iron: FIND YOUR OWN CAVE 
Me: WHY
Iron: EFFICIENCY
*I leave since I'm low*
Iron comes and kills me 
Iron:EZEZEZEZZZZZZZEZ 



Disclaimer: Before Rilo says it. I know, CRINGE

steven5703 February 19, 2016 at 4:02 AM UTC

The "Evolved UHC" hosted by Cyclops.
Me, Tazz, SkyBeats, and Iron are on a team.
SkyBeats falls out of the world
*I become the mole, and kill Tazz while he's mining* 
Tazz: "Fucking squeaker" then rage quits 
Iron: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Me: NO 
Iron: FUCK YOU
Me: I JUST WANNA MINE WITH YOU 
Iron: FIND YOUR OWN CAVE 
Me: WHY
Iron: EFFICIENCY
*I leave since I'm low*
Iron comes and kills me 
Iron:EZEZEZEZZZZZZZEZ 



Disclaimer: Before Rilo says it. I know, CRINGE
Why is tazz calling people squakers?

kycrafft February 19, 2016 at 6:02 AM UTC

Why is tazz calling people squakers?
Why are you calling Tazz out for calling people squeakers?

ImNotYourTiger February 19, 2016 at 11:02 AM UTC

Why is tazz calling people squakers?
He was mad xDDDD idk I was trying my hardest not to laugh

Lucartex February 19, 2016 at 2:02 PM UTC

Be happy that you're older! At least I am gonna die later!-Me 2 years ago/ still remembering the discussion

steven5703 February 19, 2016 at 6:02 PM UTC

Why are you calling Tazz out for calling people squeakers?
Thats a good question!

Wahiz February 21, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

"mmmmmhmm...yea...dylan o brien bby luv me.....mmmm...tyler poseyyyy touch me....colton haynes...mhmmm luv meee bbys pls....jess luv me yess..." - Arigenn/Ethan

chaibrit1 February 21, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

"mmmmmhmm...yea...dylan o brien bby luv me.....mmmm...tyler poseyyyy touch me....colton haynes...mhmmm luv meee bbys pls....jess luv me yess..." -Arigenn/Ethan

Sevoo February 21, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

"mmmmmhmm...yea...dylan o brien bby luv me.....mmmm...tyler poseyyyy touch me....colton haynes...mhmmm luv meee bbys pls....jess luv me yess..." - Arigenn/Ethan
... 













HARDER

resepignev February 21, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

"mmmmmhmm...yea...dylan o brien bby luv me.....mmmm...tyler poseyyyy touch me....colton haynes...mhmmm luv meee bbys pls....jess luv me yess..." - Ari/Ethan

FrostedCupcakez February 22, 2016 at 12:02 AM UTC

@Dawson, @Brit, @Flo
What.. The.. Heck..

Wahiz February 22, 2016 at 1:02 AM UTC

@Dawson, @Brit, @Flo
What.. The.. Heck..
I joined and this happened so don't blame me

ClubberNugget February 22, 2016 at 2:02 AM UTC

I joined and this happened so don't blame me
I blame you

Sevoo February 22, 2016 at 2:02 AM UTC

I joined and this happened so don't blame me
Lmao I was trying to do homework and this happened xd

Arigenn February 22, 2016 at 2:02 AM UTC

@Dawson, @Brit, @Flo
What.. The.. Heck..
They are immature, I never said that!

Wahiz February 22, 2016 at 2:02 AM UTC

They are immature, I never said that!
THEN WHY DID YOU POST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


EDIT: He deleted it :(

Aralas February 22, 2016 at 2:02 AM UTC

No birds allowed - Dawn 2k15

I'll fix it I swear !! - Also Dawn 2k15 NEVER FIXED CAUSE YOU SWITCHED LOBBIES

money = money - le me

Oh wait lemme go cook mah hotpockets - me = hungry rende game

EHY CANT I BRAKE MON - le random mute city player
Cause its not yours nerd

XxZalphinoxX February 22, 2016 at 8:02 AM UTC

Please don't cook your teammates -Nathy's infraction 2016

Coco_stag February 25, 2016 at 9:02 AM UTC

Maddy: there is no such thing as swedish timezone
Zedther, yes there is

Camemes February 25, 2016 at 9:02 AM UTC

[7:10:34 PM] Rilo: Oh god
[7:10:42 PM] Rilo: Shadowolf won my giveaway
[7:10:48 PM] Cammy G - Avicus Moderator: xD
[7:10:49 PM] Rilo: I'm going to sneaky redo it! JKJK
[7:10:54 PM] Cammy G - Avicus Moderator: LOL
[7:11:02 PM] Rilo: LOL CAMMY
[7:11:04 PM] Rilo: I JUST HIT AGAIn
[7:11:07 PM] Rilo: AND IT SAID CAMMY
[7:11:17 PM] Cammy G - Avicus Moderator: XDDDD CAN I HAVE JKJKJK

Coco_stag February 25, 2016 at 9:02 AM UTC

Maddy: Isn't mexico in america?

Camemes February 25, 2016 at 9:02 AM UTC

Maddy: Isn't mexico a continent? Like New South Wales (an Aussie state) a continent too?

Protel February 25, 2016 at 3:02 PM UTC

Maddy: Isn't mexico a continent? Like New South Wales (an Aussie state) a continent too?
o.o

YourAsian February 26, 2016 at 10:02 AM UTC

"If you die by Jiveh you should just quit" -Ryilo

Xuph February 26, 2016 at 6:02 PM UTC

"BUSTER BUSTER DO IT DO IT NO BALLS NO BALLS"






"oh wait"

~me and zero

Crimson_Aught February 26, 2016 at 7:02 PM UTC

"Idiotskill" *where do you put a space?*

Fouled February 26, 2016 at 9:02 PM UTC

"Previously on Avicus, there was a rank on Avicus that was called Manger" - Arigenn

moqah February 27, 2016 at 1:02 AM UTC

"if you suck my toe, i will give you 30 cents" ~ AR907

Jahaj February 27, 2016 at 1:02 AM UTC

*Talking in a teamspeak room
*Arigenn moves in

"Achievement get: Stable your finger during an interview"

*Ari moves back out

<19:20:50> You poked "Arigenn" with message: What are you on about?
<19:21:04> "Arigenn" pokes you: I STAPLED MY FINGER LMAO
<19:21:09> "Arigenn" pokes you: im bleeding

GOD

Xuph February 27, 2016 at 7:02 AM UTC

<09:27:49> "ViceWatercolour": Hey there Howsie what's it like in Director city
I'm a thousand ranks away but tonight you look demoted
Yes you do
Gill was a better admin
I swear it's true

Oh, what'd you to do the staff teammmm
oohhh
(Oh, what'd you to do the staff teammmm)
(Oh, what'd you to do the staff teammmm)
Oh, what'd you to do the staff teammmm
oohhh
Burnt it to the ground
Destroyed the policyyy


Wahiz February 27, 2016 at 11:02 AM UTC

<09:27:49> "ViceWatercolour": Hey there Howsie what's it like in Director city
I'm a thousand ranks away but tonight you look demoted
Yes you do
Gill was a better admin
I swear it's true

Oh, what'd you to do the staff teammmm
oohhh
(Oh, what'd you to do the staff teammmm)
(Oh, what'd you to do the staff teammmm)
Oh, what'd you to do the staff teammmm
oohhh
Burnt it to the ground
Destroyed the policyyy

Oh what'd you do to the staff team*

Xuph February 27, 2016 at 12:02 PM UTC

"i like blowing into it" -javi

Luna_pyon March 4, 2016 at 1:03 PM UTC

[3/4/16, 9:05:04 PM] Luuuuunacay: dirk is on the forums
[3/4/16, 9:05:21 PM] Luuuuunacay: i wonder if he removed it
[3/4/16, 9:05:54 PM] vladthegreat100: XDDD
[3/4/16, 9:05:58 PM] Dirk: NONONONO
[3/4/16, 9:06:02 PM] Dirk: YOU ASS

























if u remove dis i kill u dirk





and he did 

Verybadsorry March 5, 2016 at 8:03 AM UTC

So Dawson's team is in a scrim against Xenarch, then this happens

Me:Zaphiz pushing left, ok I've killed him
Steven:You got 2 more pushing
I get killed
Me:Dawson help on left! 
Steven:Left!!!!
They get the wool
Dawson: Nobody is there.....
Me: Y ARENT YOU HELPING I SAID LEFT
Dawson: Ohhhhhhhhhh our left not there's xD
Me: *face palm*


zero9178 March 5, 2016 at 5:03 PM UTC


buster_u [6:37 PM] how do popular girls do this????

Jahaj March 8, 2016 at 3:03 AM UTC


I think the first time funky has been on here! xD

ImNotYourTiger March 8, 2016 at 4:03 AM UTC

MidnightStorm: I have to go take my face off 
Vlad: Cool
MidnightStorm: Ah I gotta go shit brb
*silence*

Myworld6 March 8, 2016 at 5:03 PM UTC


I think the first time funky has been on here! xD
And this is why we don't allow Funky to talk in the chat... xD

Colecrc March 9, 2016 at 3:03 AM UTC

"ouch my dick muscle"~Michael

moqah March 9, 2016 at 11:03 AM UTC

http://i.imgur.com/g70kY4V.jpg
emily speaks words of truth

DaFrozenBlaze March 9, 2016 at 2:03 PM UTC

http://i.imgur.com/g70kY4V.jpg
emily speaks words of truth
when did she not

ProfessorUtonium March 9, 2016 at 3:03 PM UTC

Evo: SETH.
Me: ???
Evo: So You know how I'm Head Map Developer right and I get to demote ppl?
Me: Yeah.
In my head: I'm being demoted rip.

SPOOKY EVO q_q

piratewithgun March 9, 2016 at 5:03 PM UTC

If you are English you suck tea and your room is made out of fish and chips - Eric

Myworld6 March 9, 2016 at 6:03 PM UTC

If you are English you suck tea and your room is made out of fish and chips - Eric
Eric at his most charming...

ImNotYourTiger March 10, 2016 at 3:03 AM UTC

Eric at his most charming...
Yet he speaks the undesirable truth

Myworld6 March 10, 2016 at 4:03 PM UTC

Yet he speaks the undesirable truth
Meh.

Legoche March 11, 2016 at 8:03 PM UTC

Spooks: BuDAH GET OFF THe GAppLE SpAWNeR
Budah: I CANT IM FAT

Wahiz March 11, 2016 at 9:03 PM UTC

ElementalAssasin: How did Gummi3 die Dawson?
Me: Banana Accident
Elemental Assasin: Ouch
Me: I know, an Ape beat him with his 8ft 100 ton Banana ;p
ElementalAssasin: Can I  but that off you?
Me: But?
ElementalAssasin: Buy*
Me: The Ape or Gummi3's dead body?
ElementalAssasin: Both
Me: Why may I ask?
ElementalAssasin: For unknown reasons ;p
Me: Are they sexual?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Riilo March 11, 2016 at 10:03 PM UTC

[Redacted]

DaFrozenBlaze March 11, 2016 at 11:03 PM UTC

[Redacted]
No
Don't even

Seuthy March 12, 2016 at 12:03 AM UTC

[Redacted]
plz d0nt p0st things that are racizt on the avikos forumz!!!

Spoookeh March 12, 2016 at 12:03 AM UTC

Spooks: BuDAH GET OFF THe GAppLE SpAWNeR
Budah: I CANT IM FAT
Repeated




Multiple




Multiple





Multiple times

ElementalAssasin March 12, 2016 at 1:03 AM UTC

lel

steven5703 March 14, 2016 at 9:03 PM UTC

maddy send me nudes - rilo

Bloodoh March 16, 2016 at 11:03 PM UTC

im a meme

Xuph March 17, 2016 at 9:03 AM UTC

im a meme
"AYROOONN AI EM PUSHING RAA IIIGHT WITHHH YOOO"

moqah March 18, 2016 at 2:03 AM UTC

im a meme
"im a meme" ~Bloodoh

Riilo March 24, 2016 at 1:03 AM UTC

Rilo: You're a bully!
Rilo: I don't like bullies!
Ryzinq: Ye but I don't like girls

JJTheGuy March 25, 2016 at 6:03 AM UTC

Me: RefuseToWorkForAnAss
Steven: pics or fake
Me: im not sending you the pics steven
       little 11 year old ass pervert
       go back to pornhub
Steven: kkk
             *minute later*
             ACTUALLY IM 12 THANK YOU VERY      MUCH
             *another minute*
             AskMeToKillMylself

28cheetah March 25, 2016 at 10:03 AM UTC

"HACKER"

That's still used today.

DaFrozenBlaze March 25, 2016 at 11:03 AM UTC

"HACKER"

That's still used today.
Not very unique to be considered a quote...

faht March 25, 2016 at 3:03 PM UTC

"u drank my milk" - Buster

DaFrozenBlaze March 25, 2016 at 3:03 PM UTC

"u drank my milk" - Buster
:ooo

voidloop March 25, 2016 at 4:03 PM UTC

"u drank my milk" - Buster
LOL

ImNotYourTiger March 26, 2016 at 5:03 AM UTC

*Lokigh, Buster, Me, Sayah (RinnJr), Crafting theory, and more are playing build battle*
*Objective to build is a prison cell*
Sayah: I'm about to make a fanfiction about Buster and Lokigh
Buster: Oh please no
Lokigh: *Sigh*
CraftjngTheory: I'm excited 
Me: *Not paying attention* THIS IS SO HARD 
Sayah: Exactly ;)

*Sayah makes something "Fanfiction-ish"*


At the end of the match Buster gets first place and Lokigh gets second.
Me: *Forgot about the whole fanfiction* Looks like Busters on top.
Sayah: YESSS

shadowolfyt March 26, 2016 at 7:03 AM UTC

zed: *dying of laughter*
shadow: what? whats so funny?
zed: hahahahaha im just lok at your thumbnails on your video!!!
shadow: you think my face is funny aww mate!

Myworld6 March 26, 2016 at 10:03 AM UTC

*Lokigh, Buster, Me, Sayah (RinnJr), Crafting theory, and more are playing build battle*
*Objective to build is a prison cell*
Sayah: I'm about to make a fanfiction about Buster and Lokigh
Buster: Oh please no
Lokigh: *Sigh*
CraftjngTheory: I'm excited 
Me: *Not paying attention* THIS IS SO HARD 
Sayah: Exactly ;)

*Sayah makes something "Fanfiction-ish"*


At the end of the match Buster gets first place and Lokigh gets second.
Me: *Forgot about the whole fanfiction* Looks like Busters on top.
Sayah: YESSS
I'm dying. xD

voidloop March 26, 2016 at 10:03 AM UTC

I'm dying. xD
It's true doe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Myworld6 March 26, 2016 at 11:03 AM UTC

It's true doe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You have issues. xD

voidloop March 26, 2016 at 11:03 AM UTC

You have issues. xD
I have proof this is real :D

Myworld6 March 26, 2016 at 11:03 AM UTC

I have proof this is real :D
Lol, for some reason I believe you. xD

ImNotYourTiger March 26, 2016 at 3:03 PM UTC

Lol, for some reason I believe you. xD
Every single match, Sayah would make uh, interesting builds that have NOTHING to do with the objective.

Midnightstorm March 27, 2016 at 1:03 AM UTC

Liz: "Should I go into the jacuzzi"
Greg: "How are you going to take a jacuzzi home from Mexico????"

Crimson_Aught March 27, 2016 at 9:03 PM UTC

asking budah: "What is your favorite star in the night sky?"
Budah: "sun"

FrostedCupcakez March 28, 2016 at 6:03 AM UTC

*Constantly spams Shadow in Slack because you can hear the dinging noise in Teamspeak*
Raging: "What game are you playing?"
Shadow: "I'm not playing a game. IT'S JUST JESS SPAMMING ME IN SLACK"



Camemes March 29, 2016 at 5:03 AM UTC

*Avicus starts lagging for everyone*
Tinybear: KYLO NO PAY BILLS

JDKL March 29, 2016 at 3:03 PM UTC

'Are you trying to shit on my head' - Eric

SirCyaniide March 29, 2016 at 5:03 PM UTC

"I will kick you from this server, and demote you from life" 

- Oscar

Myworld6 March 29, 2016 at 5:03 PM UTC

"I will kick you from this server, and demote you from life" 

- Oscar
Rude.

28cheetah March 30, 2016 at 10:03 AM UTC

Not very unique to be considered a quote...
I was joking :P

ClubberNugget March 30, 2016 at 6:03 PM UTC

"Please take this survey" - Every Avicus Mod

Myworld6 March 30, 2016 at 9:03 PM UTC

"Please take this survey" - Every Avicus Mod
Not true. =(

ClubberNugget March 30, 2016 at 10:03 PM UTC

Not true. =(
Yeah you haven't

I'm not egging you on






Plz dont make one







Plz




















be a good world



















be my world

ImNotYourTiger March 31, 2016 at 2:03 AM UTC

I try to sneak up on Shah to kill him and fail, and he ends up killing me.

Me: Dammit
Shah: EZ
 YOU SUCK LOL
HALF A HEART KID
LOL UR SO EZ 
Me: HALF A HEART?!
Shah: Yeah but I have no food and I'm on 1 hunger bar so I'm gonna die now....
#RIPshah
#2ez4Shah

ProfessorUtonium April 2, 2016 at 4:04 AM UTC

fukystudios - me

Camemes April 2, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC

"Howsie is activer than you" - Eric

UneCookie April 2, 2016 at 10:04 AM UTC

"Get racket"-smitdalt

chaibrit1 April 2, 2016 at 11:04 PM UTC

"it feels pretty good to be a jawline, especially colton's." -Zeus

DonaldMyTrump April 2, 2016 at 11:04 PM UTC

"My tits cannot calm" -Midnightstorm
"I wish I was still in Mexico" -Midnightstorm

Iron April 2, 2016 at 11:04 PM UTC

"My tits cannot calm" -Midnightstorm
"I wish I was still in Mexico" -Midnightstorm
I confirm this

YourAsian April 2, 2016 at 11:04 PM UTC

"I confirm this" -Iron

Zegita April 2, 2016 at 11:04 PM UTC

Me in a scrim - Can I kill myself? (To get wood)

Everyone in CBT starts laughing xd

Midnightstorm April 3, 2016 at 1:04 AM UTC

I confirm this
NO

FrostedCupcakez April 5, 2016 at 8:04 AM UTC

Mango in Teamspeak:

"I drink milk out of kangaroos

OH GOD I JUST REALISED

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN"


Acceqted April 5, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

Fauin: That FrostedCupcakez person sounds pretty hot tbh

Everyone in TS... *Cringeeee*

voidloop April 5, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

Fauin: That FrostedCupcakez person sounds pretty hot tbh

Everyone in TS... *Cringeeee*
I can confirm! :D

w0nders April 5, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

Fauin: That FrostedCupcakez person sounds pretty hot tbh

Everyone in TS... *Cringeeee*
go smell a cows buns

Camemes April 7, 2016 at 8:04 AM UTC

Sometimes movies make me cringe when they try too hard haha
Which means Slicorn makes me cringe ; because he tries too hard at senior mod!!!!
- Jozz



ImNotYourTiger April 8, 2016 at 1:04 AM UTC

"It's not you it's me but mainly you guys"
-ShahTheWizard

LFT April 8, 2016 at 1:04 AM UTC

"EL ROBERTO" - Stormz / Luna

DonaldMyTrump April 8, 2016 at 3:04 AM UTC

"I know when you're lying Zac" -Iron
"Penus" -DaBadgodMC

Legoche April 8, 2016 at 9:04 AM UTC

OCN Scrim in Cronus chat:
Remy: damn SamWellys the Australian got rekt
Me: He is from Belgium
Remy: Why'd he got Wellys in his name then? Thats an Australian city
Me: That's the capital of New Zealand

SnowSX3 April 8, 2016 at 9:04 AM UTC

OCN Scrim in Cronus chat:
Remy: damn SamWellys the Australian got rekt
Me: He is from Belgium
Remy: Why'd he got Wellys in his name then? Thats an Australian city
Me: That's the capital of New Zealand
facepalm

DaFrozenBlaze April 8, 2016 at 1:04 PM UTC

OCN Scrim in Cronus chat:
Remy: damn SamWellys the Australian got rekt
Me: He is from Belgium
Remy: Why'd he got Wellys in his name then? Thats an Australian city
Me: That's the capital of New Zealand
Kiwis get pissed

Spoookeh April 9, 2016 at 3:04 AM UTC

"Remy has such an annoying voice"

"Yeah he sounds like a dolphin"

- Juano 2k16


nickzulu3 April 9, 2016 at 6:04 AM UTC

#WorldsBest -nickzulu3 2k15

ImNotYourTiger April 9, 2016 at 9:04 PM UTC

Buster: I'm in bed
Nemo: Doing what *winky face*
Me: Avicus quotes.
Nemo: NO. FUCK ME
Me: Avicus quotes again
Nemo: NO.
           PLEASE
            NOT LIKE THAT
            HELLO
            PLEASE

voidloop April 9, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

"I Have to go and hit some balls"-Liz 2k16.

FrostedCupcakez April 11, 2016 at 6:04 AM UTC

Fauin: That FrostedCupcakez person sounds pretty hot tbh

Everyone in TS... *Cringeeee*
I legit just read this and I don't know if I should feel complimented or insulted...?

rememes April 11, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC

"Remy has such an annoying voice"

"Yeah he sounds like a dolphin"

- Juano 2k16

fukin bullyin my voice just wait in 3 months ill be in smithy boy's crew

ClubberNugget April 11, 2016 at 3:04 PM UTC

"Don't be a mean" Cammy

Dawson: this isn't going well, random I hope your defense is good.
Me: ......it's improvised......

Me: TIGER PUT THE WOOL IN RIGHT NOW
Tiger: wow I even got random worked up

*Apollo turns all settings for voice changer to the max*
Apollo: *Mic blows up*
Me: OH GOSH, don't throw your headset into a shredder like that

CraftingTheory April 11, 2016 at 8:04 PM UTC

Buster_U

"Just stick the whole thing in your mouth"

(referencing a chocolate Easter bunny of course ;P )

X0X0 April 11, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/BCOCpfi
verah you S A V A G E

ALM April 12, 2016 at 12:04 AM UTC

<19:35:38> "Midnightstorm" was kicked from the server by "midnightstorm(phone)" (Watch your language.)


chaibrit1 April 12, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC

"I LOVE TIMEZONES!" - A sleep deprived FrostedCupcakez

FrostedCupcakez April 12, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC

"I LOVE TIMEZONES!" - A sleep deprived FrostedCupcakez
I MEANT ACCENTS, I SWEAR I MEANT ACCENTS.

Riilo April 12, 2016 at 8:04 PM UTC

[4/12/2016 1:31:51 PM] Daniel: I have one question
[4/12/2016 1:31:53 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Yep
[4/12/2016 1:31:59 PM] Daniel: im from...?
[4/12/2016 1:32:07 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Mexico...
[4/12/2016 1:32:11 PM] Daniel: OHH YEAH
[4/12/2016 1:32:12 PM] Daniel: JAJAJAJ
[4/12/2016 1:32:15 PM] Riley | Rilo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): LOL

joelous April 13, 2016 at 5:04 AM UTC

[3:56:05 PM] Xuph: my dad came in room
[3:56:11 PM] Xuph: and asked wtf is the pic in ur profile
[3:56:13 PM] Xuph: LOL

lunaceee April 14, 2016 at 8:04 AM UTC

"whats wrong with too much pussy?" -Nathy2k16

rememes April 14, 2016 at 9:04 AM UTC

"remy you fucking squeaker"
"remy ur so obnoxious"
"remy ur gay"
"remy ur voice makes me wanna kms"
"remy shut up"

-EVERYONE

_Nathy April 14, 2016 at 10:04 AM UTC

"remy you fucking squeaker"
"remy ur so obnoxious"
"remy ur gay"
"remy ur voice makes me wanna kms"
"remy shut up"

-EVERYONE
It's ok, youre still my second favourite squeaker.

(Due to Rilo's amazing KB war skills)

Wahiz April 14, 2016 at 11:04 AM UTC

this is gonna be deleted but whatever

https://gyazo.com/cb93e03d3d1c337c771961e0e1492b66

Iron April 14, 2016 at 11:04 AM UTC

this is gonna be deleted but whatever

https://gyazo.com/cb93e03d3d1c337c771961e0e1492b66
Straight savage that guy is.

steven5703 April 14, 2016 at 11:04 AM UTC

this is gonna be deleted but whatever

https://gyazo.com/cb93e03d3d1c337c771961e0e1492b66
we all know how great iron is at handling appeals!

Sevoo April 14, 2016 at 11:04 AM UTC

this is gonna be deleted but whatever

https://gyazo.com/cb93e03d3d1c337c771961e0e1492b66
rip

Jahaj April 14, 2016 at 5:04 PM UTC

this is gonna be deleted but whatever

https://gyazo.com/cb93e03d3d1c337c771961e0e1492b66
What a god!!!

ClubberNugget April 14, 2016 at 5:04 PM UTC

this is gonna be deleted but whatever

https://gyazo.com/cb93e03d3d1c337c771961e0e1492b66

Riilo April 14, 2016 at 8:04 PM UTC

this is gonna be deleted but whatever

https://gyazo.com/cb93e03d3d1c337c771961e0e1492b66
Shitty staff team

Myworld6 April 14, 2016 at 8:04 PM UTC

Shitty staff team
Rude. </3

Numberz_ April 14, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

this is gonna be deleted but whatever

https://gyazo.com/cb93e03d3d1c337c771961e0e1492b66
Wtf did you expect? Lmao. Iron has the right xddd

AstroFlare April 14, 2016 at 11:04 PM UTC

What stuck with me is "Dux Hax"

shadowolfyt April 16, 2016 at 11:04 AM UTC

I talk Greece
-mxddy_

Zedther April 16, 2016 at 1:04 PM UTC

Me - What's the capital of Thailand, Maddy?
Maddy - Umm... I thought Thailand was in Madagascar? 

Me - What's the capital of China, Maddy?
Maddy - Isn't it Belgium? 

Added to my mixtape

Eteh April 16, 2016 at 3:04 PM UTC

tristanthewren talking about Jiveh getting many kills - "doesn't mean he's staff he has to be amazing at... life."

Seuthy April 18, 2016 at 7:04 PM UTC

After scrim with Cacal

Ingigo: "Oh, I had my mic muted the whole time"

Myworld6 April 18, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

Iron: "myworld im not gonna lie dude, you make me cringe".
 
RIP MyIronWorld.

LFT April 18, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

During a pub game

GoogleNexus' Brother: "I am going to eat your willy"

lunaceee April 19, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC

"Alright guys im back i basically just had to wank." -zedther1k16

34th April 19, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC

"Alright guys im back i basically just had to wank." -zedther1k16
xD Noice Zed

Tazz April 21, 2016 at 7:04 PM UTC

'your little brother would love me, I'm really good with little kids' - Rememes 2k16 21/04 20:41 BST

Crimson_Aught April 21, 2016 at 9:04 PM UTC

Lazy to write

Sevoo April 22, 2016 at 1:04 AM UTC

During a pub game

GoogleNexus' Brother: "I am going to eat your willy"
Hey, off topic question. Are you a donor on Kohi?

LFT April 22, 2016 at 2:04 AM UTC

Hey, off topic question. Are you a donor on Kohi?
Yes

shadowolfyt April 23, 2016 at 5:04 AM UTC

Rilo is the real lionmaker -ALM

Camemes April 23, 2016 at 5:04 AM UTC

ALM: "What's the magic word?"
Zedther: "Dangerdolan"
ALM: "Good enough magic word for me"

shadowolfyt April 23, 2016 at 5:04 AM UTC

#BlameZedther

Myworld6 April 23, 2016 at 9:04 AM UTC

ALM: "What's the magic word?"
Zedther: "Dangerdolan"
ALM: "Good enough magic word for me"
xD

Seuthy April 23, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

"It burst all over me" -Lokigh

Wahiz April 23, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

"It burst all over me" -Lokigh
Off Topic; Look at skype please

2BJ April 24, 2016 at 1:04 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/O1b17i8 ♡

Riilo April 24, 2016 at 1:04 AM UTC

Fauin: My friend gave me some pills yesterday, and he said they weren't drugs but I felt big yesterday, so I hope they weren't drugs!

BoldAndBrash April 24, 2016 at 2:04 AM UTC

"I'll go head and take your rank away, not like you'll be getting it back hahahah"




DaFrozenBlaze April 24, 2016 at 3:04 AM UTC

"I'll go head and take your rank away, not like you'll be getting it back hahahah"



so funny

Midnightstorm April 24, 2016 at 4:04 PM UTC

*Minetrux and Remy doing parkour in the lobby*
Mine: *Falls* "THIS BLOCK IS HACKING"

ElementalAssasin April 24, 2016 at 5:04 PM UTC

"For real i want to chat we some decent persons..."  xTobyGOD

ClubberNugget April 24, 2016 at 6:04 PM UTC

"Aloha Snack-bar" - Dawson

ImNotYourTiger April 24, 2016 at 7:04 PM UTC

Rilo: Busters a guy



*I Would quote all the responses but it would take forever*

imryaan April 24, 2016 at 9:04 PM UTC

merp in TS : oh shiet, they have a big boy skybridge  down the middle

other guy in TS: WTF

mxddy_ April 25, 2016 at 6:04 AM UTC

in ts
maddy: suck urself
rilo: aww nah I cant, I mean I've tried

Zodius April 25, 2016 at 6:04 AM UTC

HI

FrostedCupcakez April 25, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC

Elsa: "Im lagging"
Elsa: "Time to mow grass"
*Meanwhile in Skype call with Hunter*
Hunter: *Starts killing Elsa*
Hunter: "Oh my gosh, she's actually mowing grass."

FrozenSolstice April 25, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC

Elsa: "Im lagging"
Elsa: "Time to mow grass"
*Meanwhile in Skype call with Hunter*
Hunter: *Starts killing Elsa*
Hunter: "Oh my gosh, she's actually mowing grass."
:^)

Riilo April 25, 2016 at 8:04 AM UTC

Cammy's Brother: You're so loud! I can hear you with my eyes closed!

Camemes April 25, 2016 at 8:04 AM UTC

Cammy's Brother: You're so loud! I can hear you with my eyes closed!
That's my brother!

DonaldMyTrump April 25, 2016 at 10:04 AM UTC

"I'll go head and take your rank away, not like you'll be getting it back hahahah"



:) get meme'd nerd

rememes April 25, 2016 at 4:04 PM UTC

https://gyazo.com/f96b1d91e64c978d37ff776e0bc6f0aa

DaFrozenBlaze April 25, 2016 at 5:04 PM UTC

Encouraging suicide
Banned

FrostedCupcakez April 25, 2016 at 6:04 PM UTC

*Talking to Harvey who's staring at my winged eyeliner in my profile picture*
Harvey: "HOW" "TOO ON FLEEK" "MY EYES ARE BURNING FROM THE ON FLEEKNESS"
Me: "Are you seriously staring at my winged eyeliner?"
Harvey: "YES" "HOW"
Me: "What do you mean how..."
Harvey: "Everyone's makeup in my school looks like shrek's eyeliner"

UPDATE: 
HE SENT ME A PICTURE http://imgur.com/lY3CXES

I choked on my chicken nugget.

Numberz_ April 25, 2016 at 6:04 PM UTC

*Talking to Harvey who's staring at my winged eyeliner in my profile picture*
Harvey: "HOW" "TOO ON FLEEK" "MY EYES ARE BURNING FROM THE ON FLEEKNESS"
Me: "Are you seriously staring at my winged eyeliner?"
Harvey: "YES" "HOW"
Me: "What do you mean how..."
Harvey: "Everyone's makeup in my school looks like shrek's eyeliner"

UPDATE: 
HE SENT ME A PICTURE http://imgur.com/lY3CXES

I choked on my chicken nugget.
FrostedCupcakez | Jessica - Today 2:18 PM
> McDonalds made my fries saltier than Anthony.


FrostedCupcakez April 25, 2016 at 6:04 PM UTC

FrostedCupcakez | Jessica - Today 2:18 PM
> McDonalds made my fries saltier than Anthony.

They did ;~;

imryaan April 25, 2016 at 7:04 PM UTC


*In skype call with SenseiTech*

"awww I'm only hitting 700fps.. I miss my 1k fps"

SenseiTechUS April 25, 2016 at 7:04 PM UTC


*In skype call with SenseiTech*

"awww I'm only hitting 700fps.. I miss my 1k fps"
First World Problems, might need a third graphics card :/

ProfessorUtonium April 26, 2016 at 3:04 AM UTC


mxddy_ April 26, 2016 at 9:04 AM UTC

"protect me like a condom!" -tinybear

DaFrozenBlaze April 26, 2016 at 9:04 AM UTC

 maddy has 5 letters, mad has three letters, 5 - 3 = 2. Two teams are in Rendezvous I. 2 - 1 = 1. There is only one eye of the illuminati. You are illuminati confirmed!

-TheOriginalMad

Tazz April 26, 2016 at 6:04 PM UTC

That's not me, FAKE!

DonaldMyTrump April 26, 2016 at 6:04 PM UTC

"I'm fine with being power-topped by resipignev" -Nitro

resepignev April 26, 2016 at 8:04 PM UTC

"Sorry, I just forgot to hit puberty" - Tiger

Midnightstorm April 26, 2016 at 8:04 PM UTC

Me: "Tiger, why is your voice so high?"
Tiger: "Oh sorry I forgot to hit puberty."

ImNotYourTiger April 26, 2016 at 8:04 PM UTC

Resepignev: I want to fuck you in the ass
Me: LOL Midnight getting it!
Liz: He's talking to you...
...


-------------------------------------------------------------



Steven: Press my boobie to continue



-------------------------------------------------------------

Resepignev: Beat my meat
Me: Is your meat kosher?

ImNotYourTiger April 26, 2016 at 8:04 PM UTC

Me: "Tiger, why is your voice so high?"
Tiger: "Oh sorry I forgot to hit puberty."
All I want for Christmaaas is puuubes

Speeded April 26, 2016 at 9:04 PM UTC

Steven: let me poke you something good
Zac: are you really?
Nemo: Poke my body pls  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Speeded April 26, 2016 at 9:04 PM UTC

Us trying to get myworld to speak on ts

CraftingTheory: hey myworld
*JUST DO IT*
Steven: Just Shut Up!

Myworld6 April 26, 2016 at 9:04 PM UTC

Us trying to get myworld to speak on ts

CraftingTheory: hey myworld
*JUST DO IT*
Steven: Just Shut Up!
Bullies. ='(

kiwi654321 April 26, 2016 at 10:04 PM UTC

That's not me, FAKE!
Really? That's weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ClubberNugget April 27, 2016 at 3:04 AM UTC

Thanks to the guy who made this, anonymous

Speeded April 27, 2016 at 5:04 PM UTC

CraftingTheory: How'd you hit me in 2 hits?
Lokigh: Cuz im Italian

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Remy: I stopped playing minecraft after afew moms

Joulez April 28, 2016 at 4:04 AM UTC

In TS

Jess : I'm gonna be AFK for a while, so if u see someone breaking the rules record them or take a screenshot of them.
Halo : NO. I'm joking I'm joking please don't Ban me

xNemoII April 28, 2016 at 5:04 AM UTC

Steven: let me poke you something good
Zac: are you really?
Nemo: Poke my body pls  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
when did i say that LOL

mxddy_ April 28, 2016 at 7:04 AM UTC

"lag is bag" - cammy

steven5703 April 28, 2016 at 11:04 AM UTC

when did i say that LOL
yeah i don't remember saying that either

rememes April 28, 2016 at 3:04 PM UTC

pce

Speeded April 28, 2016 at 7:04 PM UTC

HowDoIPlayWalls: is anime the one with the cartoon porn?

#inb4weebscomein

SamuelJacob9 April 29, 2016 at 3:04 AM UTC

hey/o

steven5703 April 29, 2016 at 3:04 AM UTC

"booty blast cant wait" - liz

Riilo April 30, 2016 at 7:04 PM UTC

[4:58:00 AM] Zorro: NO DUCKY IS BEAST
[4:58:05 AM] Zorro: He killed 2 irons
[4:58:08 AM] Zorro: NAKED
[4:58:12 AM] Zorro: LOL
[4:58:18 AM] Lionel: SHUT UR FREAKING DUCKY IF NOT I BURN HIM

Xenarch team chat

stone_to_win April 30, 2016 at 7:04 PM UTC

[4:58:00 AM] Zorro: NO DUCKY IS BEAST
[4:58:05 AM] Zorro: He killed 2 irons
[4:58:08 AM] Zorro: NAKED
[4:58:12 AM] Zorro: LOL
[4:58:18 AM] Lionel: SHUT UR FREAKING DUCKY IF NOT I BURN HIM

Xenarch team chat
I am totally not lionel

LFT May 1, 2016 at 1:05 AM UTC

We were screaming at Greg to delay the match as he is the only one who can delay it

"GOD DAMNIT I DROPPED A KNIFE ON MY TOE" - GrapeSmoothie

"
AHHHH IT HURTS GOD" 

DonaldMyTrump May 1, 2016 at 2:05 AM UTC

"I'm tall enough to reach your head to smack it and short enough to hit the G-spot" -Zintenka

_Nathy May 1, 2016 at 5:05 AM UTC

Nemo - "What's a tissue"

Rilo "The thing you blow your nose with"

Nemo - "I don't get it"

Riilo May 2, 2016 at 1:05 AM UTC

Rilo: This kid might be joining Xen
Lachy: Cool
Rilo: And he is a beaner but his english is really good!
Lachy: Gooder than mine?

Camemes May 2, 2016 at 1:05 AM UTC

Rilo: "This guy has pretty good English." 
Lachie: "Gooder than mine?"

AstroPizza May 2, 2016 at 7:05 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/vzPKPPB

Camemes May 2, 2016 at 7:05 AM UTC

Chatbot=savage confirmed

Midnightstorm May 2, 2016 at 11:05 PM UTC

*After a bunch of staff members had to drain excess water on a map*
Vo: "Greg can I drain you?"

Vobaseball12 May 3, 2016 at 11:05 AM UTC

*After a bunch of staff members had to drain excess water on a map*
Vo: "Greg can I drain you?"
;)

MrDogPT May 3, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC

Toby : I'm eating mash potatoe
Nemhoe : i know you are eating Smash potatoe.

-//- 

( He was talking to MineTheMongoose )
Nemhoe : Come here MineTheMongo

ProfessorUtonium May 3, 2016 at 9:05 PM UTC


DaFrozenBlaze May 3, 2016 at 10:05 PM UTC

  • when you give mapdevs their own server
What...
Much quote

ProfessorUtonium May 3, 2016 at 11:05 PM UTC

What...
Much quote
good quality quote

DonaldMyTrump May 4, 2016 at 8:05 PM UTC

"You know I had a dream about you yesterday? there was peanut butter and it was supposed to be a bestshockers. I think the dream was just you scooping a bunch of a peanut butter" -Midnightstorm 2k16

Xuph May 5, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC

"how often does it snow in austria?" - lokigh
"every year" - vogelau

"i dont hack i just have a gaming goat" - me and lokigh
LOL

Lokigh May 5, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC

"how often does it snow in austria?" - lokigh
"every year" - vogelau

"i dont hack i just have a gaming goat" - me and lokigh
LOL
Nice meme quotes faggoat

Myworld6 May 6, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC

Nice meme quotes faggoat
Rude.

Riilo May 8, 2016 at 5:05 AM UTC

Refractor: I'm gonna slap Trump's wall with my 1-mile dick
Daniel: You have a dick?
Refractor: Yeah, I put it in your Mum last night.

Ryzeh May 8, 2016 at 5:05 AM UTC

LOL



JephKaplan May 8, 2016 at 1:05 PM UTC

[9:20:28 PM] dat boi: is it true that the average dick size in Korea is 3.7 inches
[9:20:30 PM] dat boi: That's so sad
Biixerv the god

Eteh May 8, 2016 at 3:05 PM UTC


zero9178 May 8, 2016 at 4:05 PM UTC

I enjoyed it

DaFrozenBlaze May 8, 2016 at 5:05 PM UTC

Through a screen

Myworld6 May 8, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC

Through a screen
They're in the 'living together' stage of their relationship.

CatCutie_ May 8, 2016 at 9:05 PM UTC

Me and Zero in a skype call:
Zero: *softly* goodbye
me: ....
Zero: OH SHIT, goodnight!........ Lets start over again
me: *facepalms* you can totally redo that..

Wahiz May 8, 2016 at 9:05 PM UTC

Me and Zero in a skype call:
Zero: *softly* goodbye
me: ....
Zero: OH SHIT, goodnight!........ Lets start over again
me: *facepalms* you can totally redo that..
He left to go skype me :P

jkjkjk

Crimson_Aught May 8, 2016 at 10:05 PM UTC

Me and Zero in a skype call:
Zero: *softly* goodbye
me: ....
Zero: OH SHIT, goodnight!........ Lets start over again
me: *facepalms* you can totally redo that..
#Lovicus

zero9178 May 9, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC

Not really a quote but idc 

Crimson_Aught May 9, 2016 at 8:05 PM UTC

Not really a quote but idc 
OMG, you killed her 
#Killicus Lovicus

zero9178 May 9, 2016 at 8:05 PM UTC

OMG, you killed her 
#Killicus Lovicus
Sounds like latin

CatCutie_ May 9, 2016 at 8:05 PM UTC

OMG, you killed her 
#Killicus Lovicus
Its obviously an abuse relationship, in the end he killed me ;-;

Zedther May 12, 2016 at 8:05 AM UTC

"You're are as Dekhead" SnowSX3

SnowSX3 May 12, 2016 at 8:05 AM UTC

"You're are as Dekhead" SnowSX3
I would never say something so stupid!
I said "you're as deckhead" which is clearly a LOT more socially acceptable.

faht May 13, 2016 at 12:05 PM UTC

@eric
http://imgur.com/a14fUVf

SnowSX3 May 14, 2016 at 10:05 AM UTC

AliKaragoz: noob
SnowSX3: LOL
SnowSX3: u mad?
AliKaragoz: noob hahaha

AliKaragoz was killed by SnowSX3.

SnowSX3: you just died to a noob

AliKaragox left the game

GalaxyBen May 14, 2016 at 11:05 AM UTC

rage

Xuph May 14, 2016 at 12:05 PM UTC

WOW


L

rememes May 14, 2016 at 12:05 PM UTC

"Remember to keep having fun, and be nice to each other." -Autdaddy

Xuph May 14, 2016 at 12:05 PM UTC

"Remember to keep having fun, and be nice to each other." -Autdaddy
"On Autcraft, we celebrate all the moms, all the single dads, the grandparents who raise their grandchildren as their own, the guardians that have taken on the care of a child regardless of circumstance and all others who love their child like no other ever could... Happy Mother's Day." - Autdaddy

X0X0 May 14, 2016 at 2:05 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/JWYIzTG
i've missed

2BJ May 14, 2016 at 3:05 PM UTC

hHAhHAHAHAH

Biixerv May 14, 2016 at 3:05 PM UTC

xoxo

Riilo May 15, 2016 at 12:05 AM UTC

*Nemo makes a comeback to Refractor*

Refractor: Atleast I don't sleep with guys for money!

mxddy_ May 15, 2016 at 6:05 AM UTC

omfg the mummy has spoken, im sorry for waking you up from your 10000000 year sleep, now piss off and leave me alone
but im 12 & I do what I want

CatCutie_ May 15, 2016 at 11:05 PM UTC

#StopZeroSinging2k16

Seuthy May 16, 2016 at 10:05 AM UTC

<06:21:05> "Rilo": my maddy gives me dick boners
<06:21:13> "Busty (^/-\^)": lol
<06:21:14> "Seuthy": brb quoting
<06:21:18> "Rilo": fuck me
<06:21:18> "Rilo": dont
<06:21:21> "Rilo": you little
<06:21:21> "Rilo": cunt as
<06:21:23> "Rilo": s
<06:21:27> "maddy": as
<06:21:27> "Seuthy": quoting
<06:21:31> "Busty (^/-\^)": rilo goes 1.5 inches to 2 inches when he sees maddy
<06:21:31> "Rilo": FUCK MKE

Riilo May 16, 2016 at 10:05 AM UTC

<06:21:05> "Rilo": my maddy gives me dick boners
<06:21:13> "Busty (^/-\^)": lol
<06:21:14> "Seuthy": brb quoting
<06:21:18> "Rilo": fuck me
<06:21:18> "Rilo": dont
<06:21:21> "Rilo": you little
<06:21:21> "Rilo": cunt as
<06:21:23> "Rilo": s
<06:21:27> "maddy": as
<06:21:27> "Seuthy": quoting
<06:21:31> "Busty (^/-\^)": rilo goes 1.5 inches to 2 inches when he sees maddy
<06:21:31> "Rilo": FUCK MKE
brb getting the bleach

Xuph May 16, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC





tfw me and jive see kyoals map

"i see youre going for mapdev on autcraft" - jive


LOOOOOOL

AtditC May 16, 2016 at 8:05 PM UTC





tfw me and jive see kyoals map

"i see youre going for mapdev on autcraft" - jive


LOOOOOOL
Autcraft is a joke, right?

Sevoo May 16, 2016 at 9:05 PM UTC

Autcraft is a joke, right?
It's actually a thing. I don't know much of it and don't quote me on this but it's a server solely for people with autism. Even the owner is autist. You need to register and prove you're part of something related to autism so they can keep the cyber bullies away and keep the community stable, since most of the community isn't very stable at heart. This is last time I checked, like a year ago.

xNemoII May 17, 2016 at 2:05 AM UTC

Midnightstorm: +1 for having a dick, you know not having to sit on the toilet

alexanderjoe May 17, 2016 at 2:05 AM UTC

Midnightstorm: Peter Posighdun.. pp

ImNotYourTiger May 17, 2016 at 3:05 AM UTC

Autcraft is a joke, right?
No. It's for people with autism. You know, Eric applied for autcraft and got accepted. I'm not even joking. I would post the application he submitted for autcraft (you need to submit an application to qualify for autcraft) but I need his permission.

Eteh May 17, 2016 at 11:05 AM UTC

No. It's for people with autism. You know, Eric applied for autcraft and got accepted. I'm not even joking. I would post the application he submitted for autcraft (you need to submit an application to qualify for autcraft) but I need his permission.
Eric made a joke application just to get accepted into that server.

Xuph May 17, 2016 at 12:05 PM UTC

No. It's for people with autism. You know, Eric applied for autcraft and got accepted. I'm not even joking. I would post the application he submitted for autcraft (you need to submit an application to qualify for autcraft) but I need his permission.
yea its just a prank bro

im not even playing on there
lol

ImNotYourTiger May 17, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC

yea its just a prank bro

im not even playing on there
lol
I know :P i'm just saying you submitted an application

Wahiz May 19, 2016 at 1:05 PM UTC

(During Apollo vs Proxy)

Me: Eric, is AuraDixx coming
Eric: lol AuraDixx
*Aura joins ts*
Me: Welcome AuraDixx

;)
Its ok Aura, me and Eric love ya :)

Jajajajaja

Camemes May 20, 2016 at 9:05 AM UTC

Stubbing: Rip hearts.
Snow: That's what Sessp says everytime I bowpsam him.

CatCutie_ May 20, 2016 at 4:05 PM UTC

"I'd like you to burp into my face" ~Zerosc4t

ClubberNugget May 20, 2016 at 4:05 PM UTC

Common things said on qrysis

"GET ON TS NOW" Dawson

"Elemental stop typing in chat" everyone

"Whoops I missed," Random

"Random, you're rushing" Dawson

"Wait wait wait wait wait" Gummi

Wahiz May 20, 2016 at 4:05 PM UTC

Common things said on qrysis

"GET ON TS NOW" Dawson

"Elemental stop typing in chat" everyone

"Whoops I missed," Random

"Random, you're rushing" Dawson

"Wait wait wait wait wait" Gummi
Also

"I'm leaving cause I can't talk" -Elemental

"I'm lagging" -Random

"Memes" -Steven 99% of the time

"DownCast, you have the wool" -Everyone

PosteGamer May 21, 2016 at 11:05 AM UTC

"Crossfire is so dirty"

PieZ

ElementalAssasin May 21, 2016 at 12:05 PM UTC

Also

"I'm leaving cause I can't talk" -Elemental

"I'm lagging" -Random

"Memes" -Steven 99% of the time

"DownCast, you have the wool" -Everyone
ofc u would do that and its not even for that reason

Seuthy May 21, 2016 at 1:05 PM UTC

bloodoh [8:59 AM]
eric

[8:59]
open your window


bloodoh [8:59 AM]
and see the yellow circle

[8:59]
and if your eyes blow

[8:59]
its the sun


bloodoh [9:00 AM]
or its a bomb

Xuph May 21, 2016 at 1:05 PM UTC

bloodoh [8:59 AM]
eric

[8:59]
open your window


bloodoh [8:59 AM]
and see the yellow circle

[8:59]
and if your eyes blow

[8:59]
its the sun


bloodoh [9:00 AM]
or its a bomb
im blind now thanks to max

Seuthy May 21, 2016 at 1:05 PM UTC

im blind now thanks to max
LOL

Joulez May 21, 2016 at 1:05 PM UTC

In Skype Call

 Lily: "Awww kitty."

 Maddy: "Maybe if you came over to my house more you could play with my pussy"

2BJ May 21, 2016 at 2:05 PM UTC

https://imgur.com/a/hhWpC

Crimson_Aught May 21, 2016 at 4:05 PM UTC

"Crossfire is so dirty"

PieZ
No, it's mine ;-;
https://avicus.net/forums/discussions/568f68593?reply=302111

PosteGamer May 21, 2016 at 5:05 PM UTC

Ohh i didnt know it, yesterday he said it and was the first time i read it.

Riilo May 21, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC

Zycrom: Rilo what time is it for you?
Zycrom: OH YE! time for you to get a dick,

ElementalAssasin May 21, 2016 at 9:05 PM UTC

Playing some ocn

dawson: To be honest I think Elemental is the best player we got on our team

Arigenn May 22, 2016 at 1:05 AM UTC

"Ew, I hate sausage"

- Midnightstorm 2016

voidloop May 22, 2016 at 1:05 AM UTC

Me: "What happens if you eat a brick?"
Liz: "Your teeth would break"
Me" What happens if you eat a sausage, Liz?
Liz: "Ew, I hate sausage"
Me: "Are you sure?"
Liz: "Yes, I can't digest sausage"

X0X0 May 22, 2016 at 1:05 AM UTC

XDDDDD

imryaan May 22, 2016 at 7:05 PM UTC

subbing for xenarch in scrim

Rilo - I..I...just wanna RIP out all my hair and throw it at someone!

Riilo May 23, 2016 at 7:05 AM UTC

Tinybear: I stalk your sister sophie, rilo
Rilo: why do you stalk my sister, that is so creepy
Tinybear: na, jk
Tinybear: I only stalk porn stars

xxxheraxxx May 23, 2016 at 10:05 AM UTC

"I'm not denying that male genital is a body part, but building it isn't appropriate on avicus"
-resepignev


This being true and serious for what was going on in the game; still cracked me up :D

Seuthy May 24, 2016 at 10:05 PM UTC

<18:19:16> "Midnightstorm": Jig you bad boy


zero9178 May 28, 2016 at 1:05 AM UTC

Me and Cat at 4 am:
C:"Are you tired ?"
Me:"I am tired but not too tired"
C:"Congrats your are not a bicycle !"

joelous May 28, 2016 at 1:05 AM UTC

NO ONE CAN GET PASSED THE PENIS DEFENSE - Nathy
They penetrated the penis defense! - Nathy
Defend the penis! - Nathy
LETS GIVE THEM CIRCUMCISION INSTEAD OF THEM GIVING IT TO US THIS TIME - Nathy

-nathy

shadowolfyt May 28, 2016 at 2:05 AM UTC

NO ONE CAN GET PASSED THE PENIS DEFENSE - Nathy
They penetrated the penis defense! - Nathy
Defend the penis! - Nathy
LETS GIVE THEM CIRCUMCISION INSTEAD OF THEM GIVING IT TO US THIS TIME - Nathy

-nathy
xD

JJTheGuy May 28, 2016 at 6:05 PM UTC

"My grandfather didn't fight in world war two so I could suffer under the tyranny of this fucking LAG

This is AMERICA."

-Kyoppman

Camemes May 29, 2016 at 8:05 AM UTC

Minecars to Dawson: "Oh, so you live in the middle of the Atlantic ocean."

Minecars: "Yeah, a bear is a brown, fuzzy thing, right?"

Riilo May 29, 2016 at 8:05 AM UTC

*Instead of saying "Shit" or "Fuck" Morby says this*

Morby: Oh fudge and macaroni cheese!
Morby: OH NUGGETS!
Morby: OH CREAM PIES WITH EXTRA CREAM!!!

_Nathy May 31, 2016 at 9:05 AM UTC

Rilo doing his homework in ts:

"If triangle is 3, what is 16 divided by triangle?"

Eteh June 3, 2016 at 7:06 AM UTC

maddy: fuck school
maddy's mom: MADDYY!!!
maddy: IM SORRY MUM!

Wahiz June 3, 2016 at 10:06 AM UTC

This happened when I first got unbanned from ts.

Randy: How did you get unbanned from ts????

Me: I know right, I can't tell you but let's just say it rhymes with Wac. And I've got to say, he's got a nice pair of hairy criminals down under.

Dead pool quote ^~^

TurkishDelite June 3, 2016 at 12:06 PM UTC

This happened when I first got unbanned from ts.

Randy: How did you get unbanned from ts????

Me: I know right, I can't tell you but let's just say it rhymes with Wac. And I've got to say, he's got a nice pair of hairy criminals down under.

Dead pool quote ^~^
Smooth Criminals* ;)
did they look like a pair of avocados?

Wahiz June 3, 2016 at 12:06 PM UTC

Smooth Criminals* ;)
did they look like a pair of avocados?
Zac has hairy balls.

Petlas June 4, 2016 at 10:06 AM UTC

"i used to be the type of person who felt guilty when buying like 2 persons but then 7 pillows happened" - me

ElementalAssasin June 4, 2016 at 4:06 PM UTC

during a scrim
rilo- Help I have chocolate muffin in my nose!
rilo- oh god i think it touched my brain
Everyone in the ts- SHUT UP!!!!

DonaldMyTrump June 5, 2016 at 3:06 AM UTC

"I've spent over 800 dollars on WoW gametime" -VennyVyper

resepignev June 5, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

"do you snoke weed" - Sayah

FrostedCupcakez June 5, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

Flo: @piez: you are more stable than where @frostedcupcakez horse is located

Thanks Flo.

DaFrozenBlaze June 5, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

Flo: @piez: you are more stable than where @frostedcupcakez horse is located

Thanks Flo.
Thanks Flo

SnowSX3 June 10, 2016 at 9:06 AM UTC

That moment when you get spammed by Petlas on Snapchat..

"I thought I was previewing them" -Petlas

Like seriously.. 
xD

SnowSX3 June 10, 2016 at 9:06 AM UTC

"I wholeheartedly respect these guys but at the same time I have them on pillows"
-Petlas

xNemoII June 10, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

BUSTER LOVES HENTAI ^.-

DaFrozenBlaze June 10, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

BUSTER LOVES HENTAI ^.-
+1

DonaldMyTrump June 10, 2016 at 5:06 PM UTC

Smooth Criminals* ;)
did they look like a pair of avocados?
I am shrek

Numberz_ June 10, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

BUSTER LOVES HENTAI ^.-
Furry?

TurkishDelite June 11, 2016 at 1:06 PM UTC

BUSTER LOVES HENTAI ^.-
Same

VenomousViper June 11, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

Raging: AHH a spider. Oh it's a small one. One sec I have to kill this spider. 

In the background: Now spider where did you go....
*1 minute later* Got up.

On ts: Got the spider guys.

Speeded June 11, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

NO ONE CAN GET PASSED THE PENIS DEFENSE - Nathy
They penetrated the penis defense! - Nathy
Defend the penis! - Nathy
LETS GIVE THEM CIRCUMCISION INSTEAD OF THEM GIVING IT TO US THIS TIME - Nathy

-nathy
Wtf???!!! XD

Im dying rn dear lord

Speeded June 11, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

Nathy strating before a mega scrim

Nathy: now heres what were gonna do, have you all seen the movie 300? 

Everyone else in TS: yeah...

Nathy: now remember that scene where they all had their shields and spears pointed at them, were gonna do that except with our bows

During the mega scrim

Nathy: why are you all going in alone? You aren't superman!!!

Random Starwars Music begins to play in TS

Nathy: dundundun nunununun dundundun  nunununun

After the mega scrim

Nathy: now i want all of you kids to watch the movie 300 before our match tomorrow, Speeded you can watch any Superman movie you'd like!

Numberz_ June 11, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

Nathy strating before a mega scrim

Nathy: now heres what were gonna do, have you all seen the movie 300? 

Everyone else in TS: yeah...

Nathy: now remember that scene where they all had their shields and spears pointed at them, were gonna do that except with our bows

During the mega scrim

Nathy: why are you all going in alone? You aren't superman!!!

Random Starwars Music begins to play in TS

Nathy: dundundun nunununun dundundun  nunununun

After the mega scrim

Nathy: now i want all of you kids to watch the movie 300 before our match tomorrow, Speeded you can watch any Superman movie you'd like!
Apparently you guys didn't watch the right movies, rip.

Speeded June 11, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

BUSTER LOVES HENTAI ^.-
https://youtu.be/0VP7xTQf_qI

DaFrozenBlaze June 12, 2016 at 3:06 AM UTC

Apparently you guys didn't watch the right movies, rip.
Nath tried really hard
He made us watch before the Varsity matches xD

Midnightstorm June 12, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

"My mic is literally in my mouth right now." -Steven5703

Riilo June 12, 2016 at 6:06 AM UTC

Jess: Hey Harvey, Can you move me up to the staff room?
Pizza: Sure!

Dawson: I just poked pizza to wear a condom.


LOL

Legoche June 12, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

Raging: OH I GOT A SICK IDEA
Raging: LET ME OPEN MY MAKEUP BAG REAL QUICK
*ZIP*

JustBudah June 12, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

Raging: OH I GOT A SICK IDEA
Raging: LET ME OPEN MY MAKEUP BAG REAL QUICK
*ZIP*
this is after he opened 

steven5703 June 12, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

"My mic is literally in my mouth right now." -Steven5703
I was talking to my sister

Midnightstorm June 12, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

I was talking to my sister
My bad

MerlinMaster June 12, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

"My mic is literally in my mouth right now." -Steven5703
Just stop... it's not even worth a chuckle.

SnowSX3 June 12, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

Just stop... it's not even worth a chuckle.
you're not worth a chuckle

OOOOO GET FUUUUCKED
360 NO SCOPED FUCCKINGG MAAAATE

steven5703 June 12, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

you're not worth a chuckle

OOOOO GET FUUUUCKED
360 NO SCOPED FUCCKINGG MAAAATE
H I L A R I O U S A N D O R I G I N A L

SnowSX3 June 12, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

H I L A R I O U S A N D O R I G I N A L
Thanks babes! I truely am literally the best!

Sevoo June 13, 2016 at 12:06 AM UTC

Thanks babes! I truely am literally the best!
ok den 


ily

Midnightstorm June 15, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

"I'm a better woman than you are." -ALM/Compendium

DaFrozenBlaze June 16, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

country-ist
-Buster

zero9178 June 16, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute!"~Cat/Lis while viewing this picture while screensharing

CatCutie_ June 16, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute!"~Cat/Lis while viewing this picture while screensharing
I am normal! 
Not really
Its really cute okay? Murder is cute.. apperently


Let me also tell you that Zero was laughing his ass off at this picture

Myworld6 June 16, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute!"~Cat/Lis while viewing this picture while screensharing
But...The penguin!!!!

@Cat: How could you dream of killing penguins??! :'(

EDJM9 June 16, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

" Vardy's on fire, Walch's defense is terrified"

ApolloIsFunky June 17, 2016 at 12:06 AM UTC

How can you see into my eyes 
like open doors

Leading you down into my core
where i've become so numb without a soul
my spirits sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought,
without a voice,
without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

(Bring me to life)
I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
(Bring me to life) 

Junr June 17, 2016 at 2:06 AM UTC

Like a Janitor

DaFrozenBlaze June 17, 2016 at 4:06 AM UTC

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute!"~Cat/Lis while viewing this picture while screensharing
wtf
That isn't cute

Myworld6 June 17, 2016 at 3:06 PM UTC

How can you see into my eyes 
like open doors

Leading you down into my core
where i've become so numb without a soul
my spirits sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought,
without a voice,
without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I've become

(Bring me to life)
I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside
(Bring me to life) 
Evanescence - "Wake Me Up Inside" isn't an Avicus quote...

Ah well, it's Evanescence. Good choice! =D

Camemes June 20, 2016 at 12:06 AM UTC

[redacted]: I DONT CARE MR. BOSSY PANTS U SUCK MONKEY BUTSS
(Moments after being kicked by Junr for team spleefing)

Acceqted June 21, 2016 at 3:06 AM UTC

"Sacob Jartorious"

- MidnightStorm

Midnightstorm June 22, 2016 at 12:06 AM UTC

"That's not usually how closets work...." -Steven 2016

__Talus__ June 22, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC

"get memed" - pyrocynical 2k16

Numberz_ June 22, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

"skip the foreplay, go straight for the banana" -Jess/ FrostedCupcakez

AstroPizza June 22, 2016 at 7:06 AM UTC

"skip the foreplay, go straight for the banana" -Jess/ FrostedCupcakez
Why am i not surprised she said that. xD

Han_So_Hyun June 22, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

"littledaddychop please be a nice" - Junr

"Hi Possy" - unknown

MrDogPT June 22, 2016 at 9:06 PM UTC

"littledaddychop please be a nice" - Junr

"Hi Possy" - unknown
That was me... the Hi Possy.

FrostedCupcakez June 23, 2016 at 5:06 AM UTC

-Tags Harvey in a Sweatshirt video on Instagram-
Me: CHECK IG
Harvey: I DID, MY EARS ARE BROKEN NOW. THEY’RE ON THEIR PERIOD BECAUSE OF THAT.

ref June 23, 2016 at 8:06 AM UTC

megascrimm - ref

Myworld6 June 23, 2016 at 10:06 AM UTC

"I love fried penguin" - Lazyboi.

Midnightstorm June 23, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

"Don't let me into my zone" -Austin
"Don't let me into my zone" -Zac
"Don't let me into my zone" -Steven
"Don't let me into my zone" -Liz
"Don't let me into my zone" -Kylo
"AW COME ON NOW YOU MADE KYLO START SAYING IT TOO" -Iron

steven5703 June 23, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

"#DevLivesDontMatter" - Ethan

Atheyna June 23, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

"Its because of ALM" - Ethan


steven5703 June 23, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

"#DevLivesDontMatter" - Ethan
"Im gonna reply to stevens post and say +1" - Venny

Junr June 23, 2016 at 7:06 PM UTC

"... All of these lyrics in Finding Story"
~myworld6

Posighdun June 24, 2016 at 9:06 AM UTC

"The british dollar is falling faster than the avicus player base has over 2 years" -grapesmoothie.

Myworld6 June 24, 2016 at 10:06 AM UTC

"The british dollar is falling faster than the avicus player base has over 2 years" -grapesmoothie.
WE WILL RISE AGAIN!

Humblares June 24, 2016 at 4:06 PM UTC

You'd make s gerrrrrrrrrrrait Junr Mod Junr.

JoeVC June 24, 2016 at 4:06 PM UTC

Poland, i thought that was a city. - Maddy

JoeVC June 24, 2016 at 8:06 PM UTC

Kyoal that type of guy to spank his own ass during sex 

Kyoal the type of guy to recite the school rules from his planner

Kyoal that type of guy to keep a diary

Kyoal that type of guy to eat pizza with a knife and fork

Kyoal that type of guy to fart in a toilet and flush it

"You know when you think you need a poo but instead you just fart" - Kyoal

mxddy_ June 25, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

*a guy singing and playing guitar in ts*
 i wanna shove his guitar up my ass - pal

Phjilip June 25, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

*a guy singing and playing guitar in ts*
 i wanna shove his guitar up my ass - pal
LOL

Speeded June 25, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

*RakionMC plays music with his guitad and singing in ts*

Busty: from straight to gay

XD RakionMC though plays really well

flyofff June 25, 2016 at 4:06 PM UTC

*a guy singing and playing guitar in ts*
 i wanna shove his guitar up my ass - pal
LMAO

Midnightstorm June 26, 2016 at 12:06 AM UTC

"Kylo you suck" -Austin 2k16

Myworld6 June 26, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

Sayah and I are talking on Slack.

Sayah: When I go to London this year, I'mma bang you.

voidloop June 26, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

Sayah and I are talking on Slack.

Sayah: When I go to London this year, I'mma bang you.
NOONONONO BUT EXPLAIN IT RIGHT

from where I come from, banging can either be punching someone or the other thing


so i meant it in the punching way, hence I told him ithat if his behaviour ever changed.

xNemoII June 27, 2016 at 3:06 AM UTC

Patrikano: Can't wait till we rek Heartless!

loses 4-0

JeTePardonne June 27, 2016 at 3:06 AM UTC

Patrikano: Can't wait till we rek Heartless!

loses 4-0
LOL =]

Myworld6 June 27, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

NOONONONO BUT EXPLAIN IT RIGHT

from where I come from, banging can either be punching someone or the other thing


so i meant it in the punching way, hence I told him ithat if his behaviour ever changed.
Uh huh. Sayah, I like you a lot, but not THAT much. ;)

mxddy_ June 28, 2016 at 4:06 AM UTC

trying to teach jewels how to snapchat:
"finding friends? snapchat needs access to your contacts to find your friends.. no shut the fuck up!"
"ill figure this out later its taking over my mineman.. ohh yeah get snapchat what a great idea!!!!"

IzikW June 28, 2016 at 7:06 AM UTC

*Playing With WhatLiesBeaneath in a call*

Me: *starts breaking 1 mon* "If I break this, will you be proud"
Her: "yes ofc"
Me: "Will I get pictures?"
Her: "omg of course

Me: *Starts breaking second mon* "HOW MANY PICTURES WILL I GET!"
Her: omg stop it. if you get all three, you'll get the deluxe package
Me: ooh, the deluxe package, not many people get that
Her: nah man not many

Me: *Starts breaking third mon* "DELUXE PACKAGE DELUXE PACKAGE" 
Her: omg you're kidding me *mon pops, game ends
Both: DELUXE PACKAGE DELUXE PACKAGE

TooSweetSki June 28, 2016 at 11:06 AM UTC

There's so much nostalgia on this thread.
The memoriesssss.

Numberz_ June 28, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC

*Playing With WhatLiesBeaneath in a call*

Me: *starts breaking 1 mon* "If I break this, will you be proud"
Her: "yes ofc"
Me: "Will I get pictures?"
Her: "omg of course

Me: *Starts breaking second mon* "HOW MANY PICTURES WILL I GET!"
Her: omg stop it. if you get all three, you'll get the deluxe package
Me: ooh, the deluxe package, not many people get that
Her: nah man not many

Me: *Starts breaking third mon* "DELUXE PACKAGE DELUXE PACKAGE" 
Her: omg you're kidding me *mon pops, game ends
Both: DELUXE PACKAGE DELUXE PACKAGE
how was it?

Acceqted June 29, 2016 at 2:06 AM UTC

GrapeSmoothie: Spanish people are adorable.

MidnightStorm: Except for when they hit on me...

UnkelBen June 29, 2016 at 2:06 AM UTC

#sistahood
I really miss everyone that I used to play with....good days were good days..

mxddy_ June 29, 2016 at 10:06 AM UTC

what is it called when you fart out of your mouth? - eric

IzikW June 30, 2016 at 3:06 AM UTC

"COME ON, JUST FUCK ME OVER!!!-Nemo 2K16

MrDogPT June 30, 2016 at 2:06 PM UTC

what is it called when you fart out of your mouth? - eric
That was me LOLOLOLOL

Midnightstorm June 30, 2016 at 10:06 PM UTC

"The FisterGram Pa- OH GOD" - LFT

Seuthy June 30, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

"You can't spell Seuthy without u"
-Fauin

Riilo June 30, 2016 at 11:06 PM UTC

Fauin: Haliea, Wanna bang?
Rilo: No, we made a deal!!
Fauin: With what?
Rilo: I get her!
Fauin: Ok we will go halves. You get top and I get bottom

LOL

MrDogPT July 1, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC

Toby screaming to his mum- 
"Mum come here"
Maddy - Want to go to the beach?

AHAHAHAHAHH

MrDogPT July 1, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC

Me and Maddy Skyping:

Me: Want to turn on the webcam?
Maddy- Sorry, I don't have garden.

haahahhahaahha this girl is hilarious!

mxddy_ July 1, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC

Me and Maddy Skyping:

Me: Want to turn on the webcam?
Maddy- Sorry, I don't have garden.

haahahhahaahha this girl is hilarious!
I love it how ur making up shit that didn't even happen xoxo #exposed

MrDogPT July 1, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC

I love it how ur making up shit that didn't even happen xoxo #exposed
Ahahhaahhaha #jealous #lieingsince2001

CatCutie_ July 1, 2016 at 5:07 AM UTC

 ~ZeroCutie_ 2k16

Midnightstorm July 1, 2016 at 6:07 AM UTC

*Greg listing out previous female senior staff members*
Austin: "You forgot Kylo"
Liz: "Keenana?"
Austin: "Keeana!"
Liz: "That's just his weekend name"

Crimson_Aught July 1, 2016 at 7:07 AM UTC

 ~ZeroCutie_ 2k16
Omfgwtf
It is his favorite phrase.

JoeVC July 1, 2016 at 7:07 AM UTC

I'm reall angry, I'm gonna play well - Kyoal

CatCutie_ July 1, 2016 at 8:07 AM UTC

Omfgwtf
It is his favorite phrase.
What phrase? The bag of dicks or a little gay is ok?

Crimson_Aught July 1, 2016 at 8:07 AM UTC

What phrase? The bag of dicks or a little gay is ok?
First. About ok

Zeusy July 1, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

<17:56:48> "DaFiperz" pokes you: legit question

<17:57:05> "DaFiperz" pokes you: will I actually get senior if I buy you a rank on hypixel?

<17:57:11> You poked "DaFiperz" with message: LOL NO

<17:57:16> "DaFiperz" pokes you: ,3

<17:57:23> "DaFiperz" pokes you: <3


ClubberNugget July 1, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

"Why did we even Adam," Random

"OUR BRIDGE IS ON FIRE" - Necro vs. Randies

Adam: Random I hope you are defending, there is a guy under our mon
Random: That's me

MrDogPT July 1, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC

(Playing Skywars with maddy, DaFiperz, Kyoal And Zeusy)
 Everyone is dead, DaFiperz is alive:
Zeusy- If you win, I'll promote you to Sr.Moderator

DaFiperz fell into the void seconds latter.

Xuph July 2, 2016 at 7:07 PM UTC

21:57:42 - "[Zxus] billybobzeus" pokes you: this makes my nipples dance

Legoche July 2, 2016 at 7:07 PM UTC

21:57:42 - "[Zxus] billybobzeus" pokes you: this makes my nipples dance
:)

JoeVC July 2, 2016 at 8:07 PM UTC

Your a hypocritical twat who should work in informationstand and you lost ref after a day and used autoclicker on public avicus you dumb cunt. - Pretty much everyone lmao

DaFrozenBlaze July 3, 2016 at 5:07 PM UTC

Your a hypocritical twat who should work in informationstand and you lost ref after a day and used autoclicker on public avicus you dumb cunt. - Pretty much everyone lmao
Not me
<3

EDJM9 July 4, 2016 at 11:07 AM UTC


EDJM9: (totally not paining attention) I'll defend!

Eric: ITS A FUCKING KOTH!

Speeded July 4, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

Months ago before he got banned and i managed to remember xD

Ingame Chat
================================
Oscar: YOU FUCKING LITTLE PIECE OF
desuyo: CAKE

Xuph July 4, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

<17:50:43> "[seuth] Seuthy": twincest
<17:50:44> "emily": please

Speeded July 4, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

<17:50:43> "[seuth] Seuthy": twincest
<17:50:44> "emily": please
Incest with twincest means double WINCEST!

ElementalAssasin July 6, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

‘who is john doe’ - kai 2k16

xNemoII July 6, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

‘who is john doe’ - kai 2k16
THIS IS NANO'S FAULT RROIGIWENGIOENGIOEWNE

EMILY PLEASE

rinn July 6, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC

"You aren't my daughter but you're gonna be calling me daddy all night" -Eric

Zeusy July 6, 2016 at 9:07 AM UTC

"You aren't my daughter but you're gonna be calling me daddy all night" -Eric
LMAO si papi

Midnightstorm July 7, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

Me: *Narrating Grey's Anatomy to Clock*
Clock: "Greg's Anatomy - Sponsored by Grape's Crew"

Midnightstorm July 7, 2016 at 10:07 PM UTC

<18:18:40> "[Zeusy] Zeusy" pokes you: Can you enchant my diamond sword? :))))))))))))))))))

<02:13:42> "Flo [resepignev]" pokes you: you make my sticky piston extend

<18:33:24> "[Sli] Fouled" pokes you: You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.

<18:35:36> "[Zeusy] Zeusy" pokes you: I'll light up your cave with my torch.

<18:38:13> "[Zeusy] Zeusy" pokes you: Can i touch your Avicore?


resepignev July 7, 2016 at 10:07 PM UTC

<00:15:09> "Zeusy" pokes you: do you want to polish my pickaxe?
<00:15:48> "Zeusy" pokes you: eat me like a golden apple

FrostedCupcakez July 7, 2016 at 10:07 PM UTC

<16:33:23> "[zeus] Zeusy" pokes you: you make my bow shoot arrows

<16:34:04> You poked "[zeus] Zeusy" with message: Are you TNT? Because you make me want to blow you up.


Seuthy July 7, 2016 at 10:07 PM UTC

<18:41:43> You poked "[Zeus] Zeusy" with message: my viper is venemous

LFT July 8, 2016 at 12:07 AM UTC

21:27:11> "Zeusy" pokes you: Can i put my grape in your smoothie?
<21:27:28> "Zeusy" pokes you: Can you control my flag?


Zeusy July 8, 2016 at 12:07 AM UTC

omgg...

Midnightstorm July 8, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC

Me: "Oh my God Jess if we were ever together we would screw everything over."
Jess: "It's not my fault if I burn down your house trying to climb the stairs."
Austin: "Burn the neighborhood down and keep on laughing."

Midnightstorm July 8, 2016 at 3:07 AM UTC

Me: "+4 points - participated in a match" "Mom I did it"
Austin: "Congrats"
Me: "Austin you're not my mom"
Austin: "Prove it"

xNemoII July 8, 2016 at 10:07 PM UTC

Renah:

"MY BOI POPS, Transgender, i have a dick"

"My dick is longer than ur broomstick in potterland,and that was a pretty long broomstick"

resepignev July 8, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC

"@slicy" - the whole assignment slack
"@fouled" - avicus community slackbot

ImRaging July 9, 2016 at 5:07 PM UTC

after every tourney match


Zegita July 10, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

"OMG fuck off I'm trying to destroy this dick!" - Midnightstorm

Seuthy July 10, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

__Xy: Liz come here I want to kill you!
*Liz is breaking a dick someone built*: WAIT IM  TRYING TO BREAK THIS DICK!

*cue all the weird responses*

Liz: WHY IS THIS GUY KILLING ME WHILE IM BREAKING THE DICK???


KristianZeMasta July 10, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

That's what she said

VenomousViper July 10, 2016 at 8:07 PM UTC

Liz: "Oh wow my Facebook friend turned 111 today"
Greg: "Shoot them"

FrostedCupcakez July 10, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC

*Liz and Jess randomly get invited to Allah*

"We're trying Liz and Jess out" "No meme"
Liz"Just because vagina"
Liz: "vagina vagina 2 + 2 = vagina "


IzikW July 11, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

*Myself and Nemo in TS*

Nemo: What's the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality?
Me: Well when you're bisexual you like both men and women, you don't care. And when you're pansexual yo-
Nemo: You fuck pans?

laughter ensues

Acceqted July 11, 2016 at 4:07 AM UTC

Hunter: "Don't shoot me, I'm not JFK"

Xuph July 11, 2016 at 1:07 PM UTC


zero9178 July 11, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

Buster:"I hate math"
Cat:"You hate crystal meth ?"
Buster:"I do meth I MEAN I do"

CatCutie_ July 11, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

Buster:"I hate math"
Cat:"You hate crystal meth ?"
Buster:"I do meth I MEAN I do"
Can we all agree that buster is a god here

Xuph July 11, 2016 at 3:07 PM UTC

"OHHAH HAH HHHH יHAHAHH 
AH
H

HA
AHA

AAH
AH

THAT WAS A NICE FART"

MrDogPT July 11, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC

Nemo " I think I saw her umbrella "
He was refering to an underwear.

ElementalAssasin July 12, 2016 at 1:07 PM UTC

Nano- I'm pure I never swear ever.

Starts calling people twat later on the team

Midnightstorm July 12, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC

Greg: "The 13th marks my ten year anniversary as a senior mod"

FrostedCupcakez July 13, 2016 at 6:07 AM UTC

*Just snapping Jiveh over Snapchat*
Jiveh: "Shut up or I'll give you the D"
Jiveh: "NO, THAT WAS MEANT FOR MINECARS"

Midnightstorm July 13, 2016 at 7:07 AM UTC

PieZ: Good to see the chat turned into a dating hotline.
Jess: It's quite a shame, none of you are attractive.
Me: HAHAAHHA WHERE IS THE LIE

PieZ July 13, 2016 at 7:07 AM UTC

PieZ: Good to see the chat turned into a dating hotline.
Jess: It's quite a shame, none of you are attractive.
Me: HAHAAHHA WHERE IS THE LIE
I meant it as a gay hotline. Jess is 12 so it is not legal yet.

Junr July 13, 2016 at 9:07 AM UTC

" Guys, text: *number*, idrc, it's my old phone number :D"

FrostedCupcakez July 14, 2016 at 9:07 AM UTC

*Zeus getting shot on Skywars until he's at half a heart*
Me: Zeus, you're fucked.
Zeus: I'm not fucked, I'm not a girl.
Also Zeus: Wait, I don't know what I said.

xNemoII July 14, 2016 at 7:07 PM UTC

Me: If you could have anything named after you what would it be
Nia: A sex tape

Woifi July 14, 2016 at 9:07 PM UTC

"eh" - Canadian Wolfi


xNiia July 15, 2016 at 10:07 AM UTC

Me: If you could have anything named after you what would it be
Nia: A sex tape
I saved it. I said city LOL

xNemoII July 15, 2016 at 11:07 AM UTC

I saved it. I said city LOL
NICE SAVE

Midnightstorm July 16, 2016 at 6:07 AM UTC

*Greg, Jess, Gill, Harvey, ALM and I in TinyChat*
*Greg and I complaining about hatching eggs in Pokemon GO*
Gill: "You guys should tape your phones to ceiling fans so that your eggs will hatch"
*Greg and I immediately start duct taping our phones to our fans*
*Greg's phone flies off the fan and into the wall*
*My egg doesn't even hatch at all*
Me: "What have our lives come to"
Greg: "Tonight's the night that we should probably end it all"

*Rilo joins the TS room*
Rilo: "What are you guys playing"
Me: "Pokemon"

DaFrozenBlaze July 16, 2016 at 6:07 AM UTC

*Greg, Jess, Gill, Harvey, ALM and I in TinyChat*
*Greg and I complaining about hatching eggs in Pokemon GO*
Gill: "You guys should tape your phones to ceiling fans so that your eggs will hatch"
*Greg and I immediately start duct taping our phones to our fans*
*Greg's phone flies off the fan and into the wall*
*My egg doesn't even hatch at all*
Me: "What have our lives come to"
Greg: "Tonight's the night that we should probably end it all"

*Rilo joins the TS room*
Rilo: "What are you guys playing"
Me: "Pokemon"
Greg said it worked???

Midnightstorm July 16, 2016 at 6:07 AM UTC

Greg said it worked???
IT IS WORKING BUT HE HAD TO REATTACH IT LOL

Xuph July 16, 2016 at 11:07 AM UTC


OldManTigerMask July 16, 2016 at 11:07 AM UTC

" I'm 'Busy' " GrapeSmoothie 2016

"Talk to a map dev" says GrapeSmoothie and then ironically all the map devs left and Grape had a map dev rank....

steven5703 July 16, 2016 at 3:07 PM UTC

" I'm 'Busy' " GrapeSmoothie 2016

"Talk to a map dev" says GrapeSmoothie and then ironically all the map devs left and Grape had a map dev rank....
Funny quote XDD

Myworld6 July 16, 2016 at 4:07 PM UTC

"My eyes on my ass are burning now thanks a lot" - Jahaj when talking about pancakes.

Riilo July 16, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC

Fauin: Haliea is the only girl is Xenarch
Fauin: We are all naked now

AstroPizza July 17, 2016 at 7:07 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/V4ChgjO
i'm out.

FrostedCupcakez July 17, 2016 at 8:07 AM UTC

ily, I'm Jessus.

ImNotYourTiger July 17, 2016 at 5:07 PM UTC

*Zac stickies me to a channel*

Me: *Pokes Greg* "Help Zac is abusing perms"

Greg: "Tell Michael if you think he's abusing perms, he'll do something about it"

Xuph July 17, 2016 at 6:07 PM UTC

Ky Sandals [1:19 PM]  
what a wonderful day

[1:19]  
etcr disbands

[1:19]  
ocn closes

-Flyo

Seuthy July 17, 2016 at 7:07 PM UTC

ily, I'm Jessus.
Praise Jessus

zero9178 July 17, 2016 at 8:07 PM UTC

"I am beginning to think people on this server think I am black"~cat

DaFrozenBlaze July 17, 2016 at 10:07 PM UTC

"I am beginning to think people on this server think I am black"~cat
Always did

Midnightstorm July 18, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC

Josh//Mqderator: "Takes no fall damage off a 2 block ledge" "Must be no fall"

FrostedCupcakez July 18, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC

Praise Jessus
Yasss ;3

X0X0 July 18, 2016 at 2:07 AM UTC

"her eyebrows look like showerheads" -emily

FrostedCupcakez July 18, 2016 at 5:07 AM UTC

*When Sessp is too slow to get on Teamspeak*
Sessp: 
"DUDE MY COMPUTER IS SLOW OK" "IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN"
Me: "LIAR"
Sessp: "Jess, would I miss an opportunity to flirt with you? :3 and an opportunity to piss greg off? NO!!"


Acceqted July 18, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC

GrapeSmoothie: CraftingTheory push, push!!

CraftingTheory: IM PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!!


[Chat goes silent]

Sevoo July 19, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

GrapeSmoothie: CraftingTheory push, push!!

CraftingTheory: IM PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN!!


[Chat goes silent]
boy or gril

Phjilip July 19, 2016 at 5:07 AM UTC

boy or gril
Transgender

DaFrozenBlaze July 19, 2016 at 5:07 AM UTC

Transgender
I don't think you can be born transgender

Phjilip July 19, 2016 at 5:07 AM UTC

I don't think you can be born transgender
Doesn't matter, bc its a mix of a girl and a boy

DonaldMyTrump July 19, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

"can you ask the people in music room if they can music room" -Ref1239

CraftingTheory July 19, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

Doesn't matter, bc its a mix of a girl and a boy
I am transgender confirmed :^)

CatCutie_ July 20, 2016 at 5:07 PM UTC

"#InsertGiantMiddleFinger"
~XGameXGirlX

Midnightstorm July 21, 2016 at 4:07 PM UTC

Jaunooo: "Midnightstorm"
Jaunooo: "What's it like to be white"
Me: "Starbucks."

Jahaj July 22, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC


Jahaj July 22, 2016 at 6:07 AM UTC

posighdun  1:04 AM
Btw, can someone tell me, how do we work the twitter lol? 

He's been on the team for 6 months, productivity at its finest!

SnowSX3 July 22, 2016 at 9:07 AM UTC

Greg: Et, do we have your permission to move into the Cronus chat?
Eteh: Everyone except Snow.
Snow: WHAT!?

Camemes July 22, 2016 at 9:07 AM UTC

Greg: Well heres the thi- OH GOD, it's 4:20 let me get some weed real quick.

SnowSX3 July 22, 2016 at 10:07 AM UTC

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????????

Camemes July 22, 2016 at 10:07 AM UTC

Spooky...

TurkishDelite July 22, 2016 at 2:07 PM UTC

DaFiperz: Wheez Wheez Wheez
Me: you sound like Wheezy from toy story
Joey: *plays toy story scene of wheezy*

Riilo July 22, 2016 at 8:07 PM UTC

HeyItsJK: My ping is at 60FPS

steven5703 July 22, 2016 at 9:07 PM UTC

Nice quote!

ALM July 22, 2016 at 10:07 PM UTC

Josh: "I want to be Kylo's favorite mod"
ALM: "No, that's Liz"
Josh: "Ew, who likes Liz?"
Josh: "He must want nudes."
Cammy: "definitely"

Jahaj July 22, 2016 at 10:07 PM UTC

Forever a mini-mod.

SnowSX3 July 23, 2016 at 1:07 PM UTC

Avia...

Myworld6 July 23, 2016 at 5:07 PM UTC

Iron and I are talking about pokemon:

Me - What's the final evolution?
Rese - did I hear the FINAL SOLUTION? I as german have to have a say in this matter :)

Myworld6 July 23, 2016 at 6:07 PM UTC

Rese when I don't add him on Snapchat:

"Nvm gonna go to the city and play some pokeporn"

Midnightstorm July 23, 2016 at 7:07 PM UTC

Josh: "I want to be Kylo's favorite mod"
ALM: "No, that's Liz"
Josh: "Ew, who likes Liz?"
Josh: "He must want nudes."
Cammy: "definitely"
LOL WHEN

smitdalt July 24, 2016 at 4:07 AM UTC

LOL WHEN
"You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the shitty Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o shit waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art." - Liz

Midnightstorm July 24, 2016 at 4:07 AM UTC

"You know what I don't understand? No one ever takes memes seriously. I'm being honest here. No one ever stops and really understands the memes. They just pass it off as just another shitpost that was made by some edgy shit in his basement, waiting for his mom to bring him chicken tendies. These people are wrong. Memes are made by the greatest minds on the planet. Each one is carefully and delicately crafted to get the most amount of karma on Reddit. I'm led to believe that maybe even Albert Einstein made a meme. Now, I am not talking about the shitty Facebook memes that don't take any effort at all, like what you see on say, for example, Berny Snaders' page. They lack a soul. I only speak of 4Chan memes and the like. Things like dank pepe, dat boi (o shit waddup) and troll faces. These types of memes deserve respect. They aren't trash. They are art." - Liz
"Go home gamer girl" -Smit

resepignev July 26, 2016 at 5:07 PM UTC

Once I pooped a large dick that smelled like gas chambers because Ethan decided to have an Orgy with ALM and it pooped out poop that didn't taste like Salt (Tazz). - A collaboration between para, john, myworld, mqderator and me in the staff slack :D

Myworld6 July 26, 2016 at 5:07 PM UTC

Once I pooped a large dick that smelled like gas chambers because Ethan decided to have an Orgy with ALM and it pooped out poop that didn't taste like Salt (Tazz). - A collaboration between para, john, myworld, mqderator and me in the staff slack :D
For once, it wasn't Rese or Para saying the disturbing stuff. xD

Or8 July 27, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC

"I was in her with skype" -R3DSS
"Who's skype?" -armoredcarrot 
.-. ._. .-. ._.

Athune July 28, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

"I'm like nutella, I'm all over you." - Kurtiq 2k16

Davish July 28, 2016 at 1:07 AM UTC

"I'm like nutella, I'm all over you." - Kurtiq 2k16
"Bow Chicka Bow Wow" -Davish 2k16 (It's a Red vs Blue reference)

FrostedCupcakez July 28, 2016 at 9:07 AM UTC

<03:06:32> "[Pizza :( {] Pizza" pokes you: my ears are having that time of the month now


ImRaging July 28, 2016 at 3:07 PM UTC


Davish July 28, 2016 at 4:07 PM UTC

'Hey how's ot going everyone?" Davish 2k16

ALM July 29, 2016 at 3:07 AM UTC

"If there are different time zones. why didn't the Eastern time zone warn the Central time zone about 9/11" - MidnightStorm

Acceqted July 29, 2016 at 3:07 AM UTC

Jess: John, are you daddy material?

Myworld6 July 29, 2016 at 10:07 AM UTC

"Bow Chicka Bow Wow" -Davish 2k16 (It's a Red vs Blue reference)
Love that show!

Crimson_Aught July 29, 2016 at 1:07 PM UTC


OldManTigerMask July 29, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC

"I want to kill funky!" ~ HappyyTeddyBear


Acceqted July 30, 2016 at 3:07 AM UTC

Spoookeh, 4am, fighting me: I'M TO TIRED TO CLICK!11!

SnowSX3 July 31, 2016 at 12:07 AM UTC

MasterProX in Slack.

Master: I wouldn't be surprised if they flat-out denied it.

Slackbot: @Fouled

Master: LOL

lilayy July 31, 2016 at 3:07 AM UTC

"a true mineman is never rusty" - maddy

Midnightstorm August 1, 2016 at 4:08 PM UTC

Austin: "Hi my name is ALM but you can call me ALM."

JoeVC August 1, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

"Wtf I can't hit you" - Ciaan

"oh shit I'm in game mode 1" - Posighdun

Turfs August 2, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

"Does smh mean suck my hat?" - Haliea

SnowSX3 August 2, 2016 at 9:08 AM UTC

Vlad: Everything happens for a reason.
Master: Scientifically everything does happen for a "reason"
Master: Life is hard then you die.

imryaan August 2, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

awesome_apricot : Who's PROTEL?
ImRaging : Its John
awesome_apricot : Who?
ImRaging : Its John
awesome_apricot who tf is john 
ImRaging : PROTEL

awesome_apricot August 2, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

awesome_apricot : Who's PROTEL?
ImRaging : Its John
awesome_apricot : Who?
ImRaging : Its John
awesome_apricot who tf is john 
ImRaging : PROTEL
gg

xNiia August 2, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

Me: i bet you i can make you say red.
what colour is ur phone?
Nemo: blue
Me: see? Told you i could make u say blue
nemo: wait you said red;-;

Nailed it

2BJ August 3, 2016 at 11:08 AM UTC

https://imgur.com/a/WVf7q

resepignev August 7, 2016 at 7:08 PM UTC

"Hi everyone,
I am sad to inform you that Overcast will be shutting down over the next month and a half." - Apple

SnowSX3 August 8, 2016 at 6:08 AM UTC

Vlad: I heard some weird noises in my backyard, I figured out it was two skunks having sex
Master: Wow! You shouldn't be talking about your parents that way!

Phjilip August 8, 2016 at 6:08 AM UTC

add me on snap .-.

Han_So_Hyun August 8, 2016 at 8:08 AM UTC

"What is an Alpha Crate?" -Lots of People-
"See you in game!" -Ateh aka. ItsAthena

mxddy_ August 8, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

add me on snap .-.
stfu ur 12 #desperate :))

lilayy August 8, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

stfu ur 12 #desperate :))
#triggered

Phjilip August 8, 2016 at 1:08 PM UTC

stfu ur 12 #desperate :))
was joking she even hasn't snap xD

FutbolHunter August 8, 2016 at 3:08 PM UTC

Ethan: How do you feel about terrorist attacks?
Dagger: Well... Good for them.
Ethan: So you like when people kill other people?
Dagger: Oh no, fuck that. That shit's messed up.

Acceqted August 8, 2016 at 7:08 PM UTC

A bunch of us listening to music..

Steven: <12:13:30> "gram": this reminds me of the stuff they would play at kindergarten music class
Steven: <12:13:38> "gram": when they make you sit on the floor and think about your life

SnowSX3 August 10, 2016 at 8:08 AM UTC

Auratixx (Jack): It's 9:16am here, what about you?

Snow: It's 8:16pm here.

Jack: You're 11 hours ahead of me!

Snow: Yep.

Jack: Holy shit you're in the future!

Snow: That's not how timezones work.

Jack: OMG you're gonna get the staff apps before I do!

Snow: No I won't, I'm not in the future, if the apps come out in 30 minutes, we're both gonna have to wait 30minutes, you're not going to have to wait an extra 11 hours.

Jack: Yes I will because you're in the future!

Snow: You're right, I'm in the future. You just foiled my plan to take over the world via time travel.

(Long silence)

Jack: ...holy shit 

X0X0 August 10, 2016 at 9:08 AM UTC

https://imgur.com/a/Cgia1

Midnightstorm August 11, 2016 at 6:08 PM UTC

Sho: *Tempbans someone for spamming*
Sho in staff chat: "HEY LOOK AT ME MOM IM A MINECWAFT POWICEMAN"

MrDogPT August 11, 2016 at 8:08 PM UTC

Sho: *Tempbans someone for spamming*
Sho in staff chat: "HEY LOOK AT ME MOM IM A MINECWAFT POWICEMAN"
Ahahahahaha!

FutbolHunter August 11, 2016 at 11:08 PM UTC

*A group of 7 avi kids playing badlion* 
*Everyone else died except Dagger and Zac*
Zac: Just die already
Dagger: Fuck no you're so low...
-silence-
Dagger: HOW MANY APPLES DO U HAVE U FAT PIECE OF SHIT?!?!

HitByADagger August 11, 2016 at 11:08 PM UTC

Dagger: Classic
Ethan: hehe xd

twopump August 12, 2016 at 11:08 AM UTC

"Flumping heck mate not again."
"Little floop tryna tell me I'm salty when he going on and saying stupid crap"
   - me, don't lie you know it's what I say :p

Posighdun August 12, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

"Pie has facial hair I like" - Greg

FrostedCupcakez August 12, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

*Apricot beats me in typing the Teamspeak IP*
Apricot in /msg: 
"type fatter" "aster*" "FASTER*"

awesome_apricot August 12, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

*Apricot beats me in typing the Teamspeak IP*
Apricot in /msg: 
"type fatter" "aster*" "FASTER*"
bruh you're making things up

AstroPizza August 13, 2016 at 6:08 AM UTC

 MY COMUTER FROOZE
~Jess2k16

Myworld6 August 13, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

Runeee: "Wow, this map usually finishes quicker than Posighdun finishes in bed."

Zeusy August 13, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

Runeee: "Wow, this map usually finishes quicker than Posighdun finishes in bed."
LOL

BoldAndBrash August 14, 2016 at 1:08 AM UTC

"My parents already know im an asshole online"

-Steven

voidloop August 14, 2016 at 11:08 AM UTC

Me: How do you feel about ISIS?
Dagger: How I feel about them? They can do what they want, if they feel like blowing some shit up, go for it. FUCKING YOLO BITCH EL BANDITO ONCE AGAIN BACK AT AGAIN
Me: laugh
Dagger: You know me, hehe, modafocking xd


What a classic

Or8 August 14, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

1st message
[22:46:57] R3DSpirit !_!: Tits
[22:47:06] MeMyselfAndGhost: Have them
[22:47:07] R3DSpirit !_!: LOL

2nd message
[22:49:45] R3DSpirit !_!: I was watching USA v china
[22:49:49] R3DSpirit !_!: In vllyball
[22:49:58] MeMyselfAndGhost: Male or female?
[22:50:06] R3DSpirit !_!: Americans got some nice ass but Chinese Yuck
[22:50:13] R3DSpirit !_!: Female boots ofc
[22:50:16] R3DSpirit !_!: Booty
[22:50:22] MeMyselfAndGhost: I like booty
[22:50:23] R3DSpirit !_!: Why u think I'm watching vllyball
[22:50:25] MeMyselfAndGhost: LOL

3rd message
[22:52:07] R3DSpirit !_!: You can look at American team for some ass
[22:52:44] R3DSpirit !_!: Lol USA is fckn China hard in the ass rn
[22:52:52] R3DSpirit !_!: 19 - 13
[22:53:13] R3DSpirit !_!: And ghost it's live on TV not on youtube
[22:54:36]MeMyselfAndGhost : Was watching something
[22:54:45] MeMyselfAndGhost: First minute
[22:54:50] MeMyselfAndGhost: Of American booty
[22:54:57] R3DSpirit !_!: LOLLLLL
[22:55:03] MeMyselfAndGhost: My dicky went yard
[22:55:05] MeMyselfAndGhost: LOOOOOOL
[22:55:10] R3DSpirit !_!: LOL YARD
[22:55:17] MeMyselfAndGhost: Hard*
[22:55:20] R3DSpirit !_!: LOL
[22:55:22] R3DSpirit !_!: YARD

Sevoo August 14, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

1st message
[22:46:57] R3DSpirit !_!: Tits
[22:47:06] MeMyselfAndGhost: Have them
[22:47:07] R3DSpirit !_!: LOL

2nd message
[22:49:45] R3DSpirit !_!: I was watching USA v china
[22:49:49] R3DSpirit !_!: In vllyball
[22:49:58] MeMyselfAndGhost: Male or female?
[22:50:06] R3DSpirit !_!: Americans got some nice ass but Chinese Yuck
[22:50:13] R3DSpirit !_!: Female boots ofc
[22:50:16] R3DSpirit !_!: Booty
[22:50:22] MeMyselfAndGhost: I like booty
[22:50:23] R3DSpirit !_!: Why u think I'm watching vllyball
[22:50:25] MeMyselfAndGhost: LOL

3rd message
[22:52:07] R3DSpirit !_!: You can look at American team for some ass
[22:52:44] R3DSpirit !_!: Lol USA is fckn China hard in the ass rn
[22:52:52] R3DSpirit !_!: 19 - 13
[22:53:13] R3DSpirit !_!: And ghost it's live on TV not on youtube
[22:54:36]MeMyselfAndGhost : Was watching something
[22:54:45] MeMyselfAndGhost: First minute
[22:54:50] MeMyselfAndGhost: Of American booty
[22:54:57] R3DSpirit !_!: LOLLLLL
[22:55:03] MeMyselfAndGhost: My dicky went yard
[22:55:05] MeMyselfAndGhost: LOOOOOOL
[22:55:10] R3DSpirit !_!: LOL YARD
[22:55:17] MeMyselfAndGhost: Hard*
[22:55:20] R3DSpirit !_!: LOL
[22:55:22] R3DSpirit !_!: YARD
FFS ADD ME TO THIS CHAT

MeMyselfAndGhost August 14, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

FFS ADD ME TO THIS CHAT
Its only between us...no group

Or8 August 15, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

FFS ADD ME TO THIS CHAT
LOL

Acceqted August 15, 2016 at 2:08 AM UTC

*Liz and I talking about the Olympics*

Liz: AHA! Canada has 9 bronze. And America has 29 gold, 21 silver and 22 bronze's.

Me: And Canada has 9 bronze's and 0 tryhards.

Sevoo August 15, 2016 at 5:08 AM UTC

Its only between us...no group
or is it ;)))))






yeah idk either just make a group chat with all the peeps and lets Skype and play pub at least one time before school starts ;(

CatCutie_ August 15, 2016 at 10:08 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/nBByrEb
Just saying.

DaFrozenBlaze August 15, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

LOL
what did I do wrong to get that

Sevoo August 15, 2016 at 3:08 PM UTC

...

Myworld6 August 15, 2016 at 3:08 PM UTC

Lmao.

Iron August 15, 2016 at 4:08 PM UTC

The one time I look at this thread...

CatCutie_ August 15, 2016 at 5:08 PM UTC

LOL
what did I do wrong to get that
tbh we did more avicus people XD

BoldAndBrash August 15, 2016 at 5:08 PM UTC

tbh we did more avicus people XD
Yikes.

__DONNIE__ August 15, 2016 at 8:08 PM UTC

Isaac: omg why do you never play ?

me: because I'm in bed on my laptop. 

Isaac: me too...

me: how do you play in your bed? 

Isaac: I'm very talented in bed.


.........

IzikW August 15, 2016 at 8:08 PM UTC

Isaac: omg why do you never play ?

me: because I'm in bed on my laptop. 

Isaac: me too...

me: how do you play in your bed? 

Isaac: I'm very talented in bed.


.........
bent

DonaldMyTrump August 15, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

Athena DiMoo: "black people have been through a lot, the segregation in America was pretty tense"

MeMyselfAndGhost August 16, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

"If he searched further he would've found a dildo order from amazon" - R3D

Or8 August 16, 2016 at 2:08 AM UTC

"If he searched further he would've found a dildo order from amazon" - R3D
+1 




Why don't I remember you asking for permission to post this?? Lmao

MeMyselfAndGhost August 16, 2016 at 6:08 AM UTC

+1 




Why don't I remember you asking for permission to post this?? Lmao
I need no permission LOK... I mean LOL

Junr August 16, 2016 at 10:08 AM UTC

Snow where are you, I need to 1we1 you, 1we1? I mean 1v1 lol - Me

Or8 August 16, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

Lol avicus quotes is gnna be full of me and ghosts skype chat :>

ElementalAssasin August 16, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

Lol avicus quotes is gnna be full of me and ghosts skype chat :>
oh god

MeMyselfAndGhost August 16, 2016 at 2:08 PM UTC

Lol avicus quotes is gnna be full of me and ghosts skype chat :>
LOK....

ElementalAssasin August 16, 2016 at 8:08 PM UTC

Mars chat
[2016-08-16, 4:46:11 PM] ImDark: peni
[2016-08-16, 4:46:35 PM] Koichiro  Kleps: s
[2016-08-16, 4:46:43 PM] ImDark: is
[2016-08-16, 4:49:41 PM] ElementalAssasin: great
[2016-08-16, 4:49:49 PM] ImDark: faking gey


Humblares August 16, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

Me: Ima make the best meme skin
JJ: u mean apollo's skin with a silver medal?

Zegita August 17, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

brick: zegita bro i dare you to say kys in chat to see what will happen
me: kys. watch how i'm going to get banned now lol

20 mins later

You have been tempbanned for "Please do not encourage suicide" for 2 weeks

Myworld6 August 18, 2016 at 8:08 PM UTC

"I'm single pringled and ready to mingle" - Athune

MeMyselfAndGhost August 19, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

Dawson:No one touch the spawner
Steven:Sits on spawner
Me:can i get an inv ._.
Dawson:5 guys logged off in there
Me:I eat spawners every day
Dawson:If you make the damn  faction raidable you can kiss my ass
Me:I eat ass
Dawson: I eat your ass
Me:Grrr baby
Me:I'm horny now
Me:Come blow me up daddy
Jig:LOL

ElementalAssasin August 19, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

Dawson:No one touch the spawner
Steven:Sits on spawner
Me:can i get an inv ._.
Dawson:5 guys logged off in there
Me:I eat spawners every day
Dawson:If you make the damn  faction raidable you can kiss my ass
Me:I eat ass
Dawson: I eat your ass
Me:Grrr baby
Me:I'm horny now
Me:Come blow me up daddy
Jig:LOL
dawson comes on ts? i better run for my life now

MeMyselfAndGhost August 19, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

dawson comes on ts? i better run for my life now
Thats in skype chat xd

ElementalAssasin August 19, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

Thats in skype chat xd
oh lol xd

MeMyselfAndGhost August 19, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

oh lol xd
Don't worry Dawson is only going after me...

Shadowbladz August 19, 2016 at 2:08 AM UTC

"i cant open this water bottle, this is why it's nice for you to be here" -thetntpotato

TriTron_ August 19, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

"Tr1Tr0n flyhax" -Some random dude who's name I don't remember

This sounds like something anyone would say, but it was so funny not only because I wasn't hacking, but someone else at the time was flying, using killaura, reach, and other hacks

Sevoo August 19, 2016 at 1:08 PM UTC

"Tr1Tr0n flyhax" -Some random dude who's name I don't remember

This sounds like something anyone would say, but it was so funny not only because I wasn't hacking, but someone else at the time was flying, using killaura, reach, and other hacks
Probably either didn't read the name right or accidental tab :l.

BoldAndBrash August 19, 2016 at 2:08 PM UTC

brick: zegita bro i dare you to say kys in chat to see what will happen
me: kys. watch how i'm going to get banned now lol

20 mins later

You have been tempbanned for "Please do not encourage suicide" for 2 weeks
Encouraging others to commit suicide is prohibited!*

TriTron_ August 19, 2016 at 6:08 PM UTC

Probably either didn't read the name right or accidental tab :l.
the hacker's name started with "A"

and that's pretty far away from "T" on the keyboard

Sevoo August 19, 2016 at 7:08 PM UTC

the hacker's name started with "A"

and that's pretty far away from "T" on the keyboard
LOL

MeMyselfAndGhost August 20, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

[0:53:27] Me: adam
[0:53:28] Me: ur hot
[0:53:43] Adam: i wish i could say the same about you
[0:53:48] Me: LOL

ily adam

Phjilip August 21, 2016 at 9:08 AM UTC

[0:53:27] Me: adam
[0:53:28] Me: ur hot
[0:53:43] Adam: i wish i could say the same about you
[0:53:48] Me: LOL

ily adam
+1 for adam

CatCutie_ August 21, 2016 at 10:08 AM UTC

Patrikano: Ok iman please, you cry how you don't want to be kicked or how you want 'trusted' rank yet you do everything to make me want to lick you

Iman: i love to be licked

zero9178 August 21, 2016 at 10:08 AM UTC

"Okay so shes gonna get drunk rn, and YOU NEED TO TAKE ADVANATAGE OF THAT, DONT BE SHY" ~zeus

CatCutie_ August 21, 2016 at 10:08 AM UTC

"Okay so shes gonna get drunk rn, and YOU NEED TO TAKE ADVANATAGE OF THAT, DONT BE SHY" ~zeus
Thanks zeusy.... I totally went out and got drunk.

yungmuck August 21, 2016 at 7:08 PM UTC

Me: "Its just ping"
TheEpicPie: "If I was an Apollo player id ban you"

__DONNIE__ August 21, 2016 at 7:08 PM UTC

' I can't fall asleep on the plane because I'm gonna get raped ' - NEMO 2K16

Myworld6 August 21, 2016 at 7:08 PM UTC

Patrikano: Ok iman please, you cry how you don't want to be kicked or how you want 'trusted' rank yet you do everything to make me want to lick you

Iman: i love to be licked
Lmfao.

ApolloIsFunky August 21, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

"Oh.. Oh God... He's a beyblade."

Jiingles August 22, 2016 at 1:08 AM UTC

''Egirl r Bestgirls'' - Hunter 2k16

Numberz_ August 22, 2016 at 3:08 AM UTC

''Egirl r Bestgirls'' - Hunter 2k16
And you don't want to be one of the best girls?!?!

SamuelJacob9 August 22, 2016 at 12:08 PM UTC

don't hack - staff2k13,2k14,2k15,2k16

ElementalAssasin August 22, 2016 at 1:08 PM UTC

emily - Im the best boy

Jiingles August 22, 2016 at 5:08 PM UTC

And you don't want to be one of the best girls?!?!
KMS

Deceitfulness August 22, 2016 at 5:08 PM UTC

I quit

-Me(Twice)

Jahaj August 22, 2016 at 6:08 PM UTC

don't hack - staff2k13,2k14,2k15,2k16
I've never said that lol.

Myworld6 August 22, 2016 at 7:08 PM UTC

I've never said that lol.
Nor me.

Myworld6 August 22, 2016 at 7:08 PM UTC

Athune: "Spread me like Nutella!"

MeMyselfAndGhost August 22, 2016 at 7:08 PM UTC

Me: "What should I buy tomorrow?"
PinguTheFreeElf: "Magic dust."
Nia: "Condoms. What, who?"

FrostedCupcakez August 23, 2016 at 11:08 AM UTC

"September is an amazing year" -Zeus

FrostedCupcakez August 23, 2016 at 11:08 PM UTC

<17:01:49> Trail: Dagger: choke me daddy
*feeds him granola bars with no water*


Spoookeh August 24, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

"Describe yourself in one word"

"Dickhead" - Tazz

MrDogPT August 25, 2016 at 12:08 AM UTC

Nemo - " he is a girl "

FrostedCupcakez August 25, 2016 at 7:08 AM UTC

Me: Hunter go to bed.
Hunter: What's bed?
Gabe (Xy): The place where you make children

Numberz_ August 26, 2016 at 2:08 AM UTC

Me: Hunter go to bed.
Hunter: What's bed?
Gabe (Xy): The place where you make children
Is Junter back in business? ;D

XtraMajestical August 26, 2016 at 10:08 AM UTC

Kyoal: "I think i'm winning"
  - loses

ImRaging August 26, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

'Eric, do you believe in any gods?'

'The only god i believe in is diddydad'

Skquid August 27, 2016 at 1:08 AM UTC

'What no I ain't hacking, I'm just lagging" ~Dark_war
"I don't hack" ~TBNR_Flame, seconds before he was banned
"I scuk" ~Me- I say this a lot

zero9178 August 28, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

"I am ready for freddy"
"Freddy Mc Curry" ~Cat 2k16

CatCutie_ August 28, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

"I am ready for freddy"
"Freddy Mc Curry" ~Cat 2k16
Can we all just agree that I was very tired and took the piss out of everything

Junr August 29, 2016 at 5:08 AM UTC

"Can we pretend that the airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now a right now..."-Me

"Yeh
More memes" - Cammy

MeMyselfAndGhost August 30, 2016 at 10:08 AM UTC

Me in a call with Pie on Skype...
- Pie starts stretching and making weird stretching noises- 
Me: wtf it sounds like u r being raped
Pie: ghost, try stretching.
- Me starts stretching and do the same noises-
Pie: now we are both being raped 


vladthegreat100 August 31, 2016 at 1:08 AM UTC


Deceitfulness August 31, 2016 at 2:08 AM UTC

.....
Wtf

BoldAndBrash August 31, 2016 at 2:08 AM UTC

Inspired by Steven.

Deceitfulness August 31, 2016 at 2:08 AM UTC

"Cwookie you should change you name to SearchHistory at exactly 8:00 pm eastern? (At this point i ask why) So i can delete you."
-Nebbsy, P0kemonGO, Nebbae, etc.

doit4juul August 31, 2016 at 5:08 AM UTC

Inspired by Steven.
rusty nail in penis hole - steven

falz August 31, 2016 at 5:08 PM UTC

Me in a call with Pie on Skype...
- Pie starts stretching and making weird stretching noises- 
Me: wtf it sounds like u r being raped
Pie: ghost, try stretching.
- Me starts stretching and do the same noises-
Pie: now we are both being raped 

LMAO

xNemoII August 31, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

Nia "I wanna be your stacy to your collin"

xNiia August 31, 2016 at 9:08 PM UTC

Nia "I wanna be your stacy to your collin"
MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE LOL

xNemoII August 31, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

Nia, you just got pranked

xNiia August 31, 2016 at 10:08 PM UTC

Nia, you just got pranked
OMFG

imryaan September 2, 2016 at 7:09 PM UTC

Spookz : I swear my internet keeps going down

Xuph : You know what else is going down? your AQ

Ryan : AQ??? you mean IQ

Junr September 4, 2016 at 5:09 AM UTC

"I have no life then Netflix" -Jess
"LOL I WAS SNING AND I DID /SN NETFLIX" - Sessp
"LOL SINNING IS BETTER" - Jess

Junr September 5, 2016 at 6:09 AM UTC

https://gyazo.com/441b43af56014a140d90e0cb8bc39484

MeMyselfAndGhost September 5, 2016 at 12:09 PM UTC

Some casual conversation with Pie....

Pie: Yo ghost
Pie: U like wendy's?
Me: Wendy?
Me: Who's that
Me: Or what's that
Pie: Whendy's nuts smacking yo face

Pie: Knock knock
Me: Who is it?
Pie: Candice
Me: Candice who?
Pie: Candice dick fit in your mouth xD

Acceqted September 5, 2016 at 5:09 PM UTC

<10:22:49> You poked "Jiveh" with message: ily
<10:23:42> "Jiveh" pokes you: i wish i could say the same about you
<10:23:47> You poked "Jiveh" with message: OUCH
<10:23:52> "Jiveh" pokes you: NAH KIDDING ILY
<10:23:59> You poked "Jiveh" with message: SO THAT WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART
<10:24:04> You poked "Jiveh" with message: ILY3
<10:24:06> "Jiveh" pokes you: GOOD
<10:24:13> You poked "Jiveh" with message: SATAN, IS THAT YOU
<10:24:20> "Jiveh" pokes you: MAYBE
<10:24:29> You poked "Jiveh" with message: CAN I GET A VIP PASS TO HELL>
<10:24:45> "Jiveh" pokes you: SURE


Jiveh is my fav

Acceqted September 5, 2016 at 7:09 PM UTC

Clock: noooo dont kill my traitor buddy

*Everyone recognizes that clock is a traitor*

Haliea: OH GUYS!!! CLOCK IS A TRAITOR.


DETECTOR OF THE YEAR LADIES AND GENTS, MS. HALIEA

Acceqted September 6, 2016 at 3:09 AM UTC

Acceptanq: i was watching thomas the ch--...


Jess: CHOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOO

FrostedCupcakez September 6, 2016 at 3:09 AM UTC

Acceptanq: i was watching thomas the ch--...


Jess: CHOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOO
I SAID TOOT TOOT

Acceqted September 6, 2016 at 3:09 AM UTC

Jess: IM A BARBIE GIRLL, BARBIE GO DO YOUR SHITTTTTT

Jahaj September 6, 2016 at 4:09 AM UTC

Jess: IM A BARBIE GIRLL, BARBIE GO DO YOUR SHITTTTTT
Image result for when the cringe is too strong

CatCutie_ September 8, 2016 at 7:09 PM UTC

"Kyoal ddos'ed my fps!" -Cian

xNemoII September 9, 2016 at 1:09 PM UTC

Nia: "Im getting horny because of urban dictionary"

xNiia September 9, 2016 at 10:09 PM UTC

Me: It's so hot omg
Nemo: sorry i'll leave

Xuph September 10, 2016 at 2:09 PM UTC

<17:01:01> "[Raging] Raging" pokes you: eric i walk home with her everyday and yesterday she gave me a bj k

xNiia September 10, 2016 at 5:09 PM UTC

"Im making hw" 
-Cat 2k16

xNemoII September 10, 2016 at 5:09 PM UTC

"Im making hw" 
-Cat 2k16
Wtf that thing is mine

Or8 September 14, 2016 at 11:09 AM UTC

Bump cus it's on page 4 wtf

CatCutie_ September 14, 2016 at 8:09 PM UTC

Me to zero: I love you :3

Zero: thanks. 

Me: *triggered*

DonaldMyTrump September 15, 2016 at 8:09 PM UTC

"I'm sucking dick" -Midnightstorm 9/15/2016 4:28pm EST

xNiia September 18, 2016 at 8:09 AM UTC

Nemo: i always play with my spi pe

rinn September 18, 2016 at 12:09 PM UTC

"I'm sucking dick" -Midnightstorm 9/15/2016 4:28pm EST
vouch

ImRaging September 18, 2016 at 5:09 PM UTC

Posighdun 'I am austrailian'




XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


good one sessp <3

Legoche September 18, 2016 at 5:09 PM UTC

Posighdun 'I am austrailian'




XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


good one sessp <3
ImRaging "I am harambe"


ImRaging September 18, 2016 at 5:09 PM UTC

ImRaging "I am harambe"

Posighdun is more of a harambe tbh

__DONNIE__ September 18, 2016 at 8:09 PM UTC

Me: 'Where did Nemo go?' 

Isaac: 'Off to have a wank!' 


...Only gone and done it

Midnightstorm September 19, 2016 at 1:09 AM UTC

Me: *eating a muffin*
John: "How's your muffin? Chocolate chunk?"
Zac: "I'll show you chocolate chunk"

SnowSX3 September 19, 2016 at 9:09 AM UTC

This is literally every conversation I have with Petlas..

Petlas
: omg I sensed
Petlas: Unseeded
Petlas: Unsensed
Petlas: Unsended
SnowSX3: What?
Petlas: FOR the Lord of fucks sake
SnowSX3: HAHAHAHA
Petlas: I didn't know you could undend
SnowSX3: You can't, but you can in send
SnowSX3: UN SEND
SnowSX3: FUCK IT

Junr September 20, 2016 at 4:09 AM UTC

https://gyazo.com/5708136241352a2cee39293f86e252c2
Best reaction from a hacker ever ^^

Phjilip September 20, 2016 at 5:09 PM UTC

https://gyazo.com/5708136241352a2cee39293f86e252c2
Best reaction from a hacker ever ^^
Someone in game - Hacker!
Me - Use /report
Hacker - for who?
Someone in game - you
Hacker - I am not hacking!
 *flying a front of me* xD

zero9178 September 20, 2016 at 7:09 PM UTC

"WHERE DID HE GET HOLD OF MY HAMSTER SONG"~Myworld6

MeMyselfAndGhost September 21, 2016 at 2:09 PM UTC

R3DSS: So I was in health class and the teacher let's us sleep on the floor on mats, the girl in front of me...
R3DSS: Holy shit her ass was bigger than my head
R3DSS: I stared for 45 mins
Me: LOL

R3DSS: She's skinny but has a huge ass
R3DSS: Her ass was bigger than a A4 notebook

Or8 September 21, 2016 at 6:09 PM UTC

R3DSS: So I was in health class and the teacher let's us sleep on the floor on mats, the girl in front of me...
R3DSS: Holy shit her ass was bigger than my head
R3DSS: I stared for 45 mins
Me: LOL

R3DSS: She's skinny but has a huge ass
R3DSS: Her ass was bigger than a A4 notebook
Ghost why do you think the chat is called "Dont leak faggots" lmao

Midnightstorm September 23, 2016 at 8:09 PM UTC

*Me & John in a TS channel.*
*Foba joins*
Me: "Jooooooooooohn"
Foba: "Yes"
Me: "You're John?"
Foba: "Yes. I Johned the channel."

AtditC September 23, 2016 at 8:09 PM UTC

*Me & John in a TS channel.*
*Foba joins*
Me: "Jooooooooooohn"
Foba: "Yes"
Me: "You're John?"
Foba: "Yes. I Johned the channel."
lol

xNemoII September 23, 2016 at 8:09 PM UTC

me: are you bent?

__DONNIE__: mhm

__DONNIE__ September 23, 2016 at 9:09 PM UTC

me: are you bent?

__DONNIE__: mhm
FFS I DIDN"T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID AND IM NOT BENT OML

NOT A HAPPY BUNNY...

ProfessorUtonium September 23, 2016 at 9:09 PM UTC

"Where are these memes created or forged" - funkystudios

The response:

"The Cincinnati zoo" - ALM

Acceqted September 23, 2016 at 10:09 PM UTC

Me: Be careful Clock, if you aren't careful, you'll end up with a permanent ban. 

Clock: Wait, how long is a permanent ban?

Spookehs and I: Facepalm

ElementalAssasin September 24, 2016 at 7:09 PM UTC

Playing a game of frenzy*
Me: Wheres Faai
Patrikano: I'm on top of him

Myworld6 September 24, 2016 at 9:09 PM UTC

*Listening to Jess ranting about how great golden stars are*

Zero: "She's causing periods in my eyes."

CatCutie_ September 24, 2016 at 9:09 PM UTC

*Listening to Jess ranting about how great golden stars are*

Zero: "She's causing periods in my eyes."
demote him

CatCutie_ September 24, 2016 at 9:09 PM UTC

*Jess talking about how shes going to report myworld*

Myworld: wait is michael her mom?

Myworld6 September 24, 2016 at 9:09 PM UTC

*Jess talking about how shes going to report myworld*

Myworld: wait is michael her mom?
Demote him.

Myworld6 September 25, 2016 at 5:09 PM UTC

Fire506: "Whoo Cat committed homoside!"

IzikW September 26, 2016 at 10:09 PM UTC

"This game is 90% mental, 10% finger."

-Nano 2k16

DonaldMyTrump September 28, 2016 at 11:09 PM UTC

"I guess I'm gay" -ALM 2016
#sobrave

TheMasterClock September 28, 2016 at 11:09 PM UTC

"I guess I'm gay" -ALM 2016
#sobrave
no #sogay

DonaldMyTrump September 29, 2016 at 11:09 PM UTC

Me: "Do you have tits?"

Josh: "Hell yah"

DaFrozenBlaze October 1, 2016 at 8:10 AM UTC

https://gyazo.com/71ee98f90ac40e0f6aa5d44f6ff1e517

thicccdiccc October 2, 2016 at 1:10 PM UTC

emily: dumb bitches with their weak ass insults
insults weaker than their fathers' pull out game smh :/

ALM October 2, 2016 at 4:10 PM UTC

Josh talking about his roles as a TS dev...

strucken [11:13 AM]  
you think TS dev actually develops Teamspeak

ElementalAssasin October 2, 2016 at 6:10 PM UTC

cat: imalsogay

BoldAndBrash October 2, 2016 at 6:10 PM UTC

Josh talking about his roles as a TS dev...

strucken [11:13 AM]  
you think TS dev actually develops Teamspeak
Nice!

xNemoII October 2, 2016 at 9:10 PM UTC

xNiia

 

 

Nia: I can name 8 pizzas

Me: BS

Nia: Pizza with cheese, puzza with cheese, pizza with pepperoni, puzza with pepperoni, bird with cheese, bird with pepperoni


MeMyselfAndGhost October 4, 2016 at 1:10 PM UTC

"Ghost, I can never be as autistic and retarded as you so you hold the record" -  Posighdun

Myworld6 October 4, 2016 at 1:10 PM UTC

Pos and I talking about a report.

Me: "He's clean."
Sessp: "Just like my...Underarms!"

ALM October 5, 2016 at 12:10 AM UTC

Liz: "Choke me daddy"

DonaldMyTrump October 5, 2016 at 1:10 AM UTC

"Zac, you're the only clown I want to kill me" -Midnightstorm

AvicusNewsletter October 5, 2016 at 8:10 PM UTC

'k' - Zeus

resepignev October 5, 2016 at 8:10 PM UTC

"basically umm" - ALM

ALM October 14, 2016 at 11:10 PM UTC

Clock: "I'm back w/ the chicken"
Me: "What kind?"
Clock: "Blueberry"

ALM October 15, 2016 at 12:10 AM UTC

...Clock goes on about how he was never staff...
Clock: "Oo, you can list punishments by staff/"
Clock: "I have 11 pages."
Me: "So you were staff"
Clock: "Yes, wait no I was only junior"
Clock: "My last punishment was a ban"
Seth: "Ban as a junior?"
Clock: "I mean it was a kick"
Me: "How long was ur trial"
Clock: "8 months"

SnowSX3 October 15, 2016 at 7:10 AM UTC



ily  joelous

joelous October 15, 2016 at 10:10 AM UTC



ily  joelous
You would say something smart

Junr October 16, 2016 at 10:10 AM UTC

Cammy: I don't like it when people don't use there, their, and they're correctly. If you use it right, you are my friend then.
Me:

they're hacking over there and their ban is a perm ban


AtditC October 16, 2016 at 1:10 PM UTC

Fly-Hacker: "WHY I FROZEN?!?!?!?"

Acceqted October 21, 2016 at 3:10 PM UTC


CatCookie_: #Strigo

LasuzCookie_: Strucken, warn Catcookie_ for innapropriate ship

CatCutie_ October 21, 2016 at 8:10 PM UTC


CatCookie_: #Strigo

LasuzCookie_: Strucken, warn Catcookie_ for innapropriate ship
It was TigoCookie_ lol and also im always happy to make people cringe <3

gyalchester October 21, 2016 at 9:10 PM UTC

"Your just a ninja turtles fan that likes pigs" - DaFrozenBlaze (while waiting for a hacker to get off)

2BJ October 28, 2016 at 12:10 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/a/OsSlG

ImRaging October 28, 2016 at 7:10 PM UTC

"Brexit was not a mistake!" - AstroPizza

AstroPizza October 28, 2016 at 7:10 PM UTC

"Brexit was not a mistake!" - AstroPizza
Is this national trigger pizza day?
Meanie :(


(I didn't say that btw if you couldn't tell)

AtditC October 30, 2016 at 9:10 AM UTC


AstroPizza October 30, 2016 at 9:10 AM UTC

YOU JUST HAD TO DIDN'T YOU?

Phjilip October 30, 2016 at 10:10 AM UTC

YOU JUST HAD TO DIDN'T YOU?
LEGEND

Myworld6 October 30, 2016 at 12:10 PM UTC

That's Pizza after finding out about Brexit. :P

Legoche October 30, 2016 at 1:10 PM UTC

YOU JUST HAD TO DIDN'T YOU?
I'm removing you from our DTC roster

Xuph October 30, 2016 at 2:10 PM UTC

I'm removing you from our DTC roster
Like DTC is existent

zero9178 November 4, 2016 at 9:11 PM UTC

Me:"Whats that cute voice in the backgrounds whose is it"
Cammy:"That's my mom"

Crimson_Aught November 5, 2016 at 3:11 PM UTC

Me:"Whats that cute voice in the backgrounds whose is it"
Cammy:"That's my mom"
.-.

Midnightstorm November 14, 2016 at 11:11 PM UTC

Acceqted: "I'll sess your p"

Camemes November 27, 2016 at 6:11 AM UTC

Rezachi: #TEAMHOE!
Rezachi: Home*
Rezachi: oops

Myworld6 December 2, 2016 at 6:12 PM UTC

"I thought men were always fast. So why am I always faster than mods?" - Cat.

benaye December 3, 2016 at 9:12 AM UTC

Take us back about 2 months.

Me, Jerry, Phil, Sessp and Blaze are playing Campi Erbosi.

This is the chat in the last few seconds.

Phil: I'm mining it, I'm mining it, gg.

*Sessp and Blaze are being annoying and trying to steal a cactus Jerry planted so they are being loud and obnoxious*

*game finishes*

Phil: I mined it! I mined it. GG

Shows that it was actually the other team destroying ours.

*everyone goes loud and starts swearing and laughing*

Ahhh, the memories.

CatCutie_ December 3, 2016 at 11:12 AM UTC

"I thought men were always fast. So why am I always faster than mods?" - Cat.
ITS SO TRUE THOUGH XD

benaye December 3, 2016 at 1:12 PM UTC

ITS SO TRUE THOUGH XD
Let me give you an important life lesson,


Some men are slow.

CatCutie_ December 3, 2016 at 1:12 PM UTC

Let me give you an important life lesson,


Some men are slow.
not you

*Ba dum tss*

benaye December 3, 2016 at 1:12 PM UTC

not you

*Ba dum tss*
:O

zero9178 December 3, 2016 at 7:12 PM UTC

"Buster can I touch your boobies" Cat 2k16

benaye December 4, 2016 at 1:12 AM UTC

"Buster can I touch your boobies" Cat 2k16
Have we even confirmed if Buster is male or female yet?

CatCutie_ December 4, 2016 at 8:12 AM UTC

Have we even confirmed if Buster is male or female yet?
then ill just touch her manboobies

Acceqted December 8, 2016 at 12:12 AM UTC

Myself with Mathematicas, Devon & ALM: "Humblers and Leyre, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-s-t-d"

Myworld6 December 8, 2016 at 1:12 AM UTC

then ill just touch her manboobies
Oh Gods.

benaye December 10, 2016 at 2:12 PM UTC

Me and Jerry could have an entire post to outselves with how much we overreact. take this for example.

Playing Skywars - failing to tnt trapping

*there is a team above me tnting me and Jerry is dead*
J: THEY'RE FUCKING PLACING IT!
B: FUCKING HURRY UP *screams more random shit*
*tnt goes off* *I use last second water place to stay alive on half a heart*
B: HAH TAKE THAT FUCKER IM STILL ALIVE!!
*falls off*
B: NO FUCK OFF
J: LOLL

Daily skywars dose.

Legoche December 10, 2016 at 7:12 PM UTC

Lego: "Allah and Sagrevyum both have a full iron and a full diamond defender - instead of halving the diamonds"

Eric: "I think it's something to do with their pvp skills"

TooSweetSki December 14, 2016 at 5:12 AM UTC

LFT Wait, do we have NO girl mods??
shadowolfyt Nope
LFT: Oh nevermind, we got Snow since his gender is unspecified
vladthegreat100 oh wow
Shadow: The last one was demoted
Posighdun Not anymore
LFT: Gender Equality!!
Shadow: All boys? is the mod team sexist?
Snow: @ TheTNTPotato Unlike my friends here, I still consider you a girl.
Vlad: OH
Shadow: oh dam
Vlad: OMG
Posighdun: LOL
LFT: LOL
Vlad: MADDY SHOOT WHOOPS
Posighdun: @TheTNTPotato don't kill me plz
LFT: #blamesessp
Vlad: #blamesessp
Posighdun: NO!
Shadow: #blamesessp
Posighdun: You all said it too!!
Snow: I didn't #SnowforSenior
Shadow: Snow leave
Posighdun: #SnowForJanitor
hasl Excuse me Snow I have to go puke
SnowSX3: #blamesessp

Posighdun December 14, 2016 at 4:12 PM UTC

Protection is everything - Ghost 2k16

imryaan December 14, 2016 at 4:12 PM UTC

Legoche - They have hacky names y'know

TheTNTPotato December 15, 2016 at 10:12 PM UTC

LFT Wait, do we have NO girl mods??
shadowolfyt Nope
LFT: Oh nevermind, we got Snow since his gender is unspecified
vladthegreat100 oh wow
Shadow: The last one was demoted
Posighdun Not anymore
LFT: Gender Equality!!
Shadow: All boys? is the mod team sexist?
Snow: @ TheTNTPotato Unlike my friends here, I still consider you a girl.
Vlad: OH
Shadow: oh dam
Vlad: OMG
Posighdun: LOL
LFT: LOL
Vlad: MADDY SHOOT WHOOPS
Posighdun: @TheTNTPotato don't kill me plz
LFT: #blamesessp
Vlad: #blamesessp
Posighdun: NO!
Shadow: #blamesessp
Posighdun: You all said it too!!
Snow: I didn't #SnowforSenior
Shadow: Snow leave
Posighdun: #SnowForJanitor
hasl Excuse me Snow I have to go puke
SnowSX3: #blamesessp
Feelin' the love, folks. Feelin' the love


#blamesessp

Camemes December 18, 2016 at 4:12 AM UTC

*Whilst playing back Josh's recording of him singing sweatshirt*
Josh: "I sound like a hooker."

benaye December 18, 2016 at 5:12 AM UTC

*Whilst playing back Josh's recording of him singing sweatshirt*
Josh: "I sound like a hooker."
Can confirm.

shadowolfyt December 18, 2016 at 5:12 AM UTC

*Whilst playing back Josh's recording of him singing sweatshirt*
Josh: "I sound like a hooker."
Can confirm.

Junr December 18, 2016 at 6:12 AM UTC

*Whilst playing back Josh's recording of him singing sweatshirt*
Josh: "I sound like a hooker."
Can confirm.

imryaan December 20, 2016 at 5:12 PM UTC

Toby fantasising over someone in ts, idk who.

Toby - I'm getting a boner over this conversation

Myworld6 December 20, 2016 at 6:12 PM UTC

Toby fantasising over someone in ts, idk who.

Toby - I'm getting a boner over this conversation
;)

Acceqted December 22, 2016 at 5:12 AM UTC

Myself: No no!!! Leyre don't die!!

*leyre dies*

Myself; Oh no, and you died to a youtuber.

*checks how many youtuber they have"

me: leyre

leyre: what

me: he said 47k subscribers exdee

leyre:

kill

me

now

Zylaphone December 22, 2016 at 8:12 AM UTC

"Ezy" JeryLou

"Noob" MasterBSword



Wahiz December 22, 2016 at 10:12 PM UTC

*The Day everyone Gets added to the qrysis chat*

Me: #makeqrysisgreatagain 

Random: #haven't played in months

Nownings: Dawson did you block me on Skype? 

Me: No.?

Nownings: but your profile says offline..

Me: if I blocked you, how tf am I reading your messages.

Nownings: was Qrysis a god team?

Random: we were under Apollo, but could beat Sagrevyum

Fauin: Apollo sux 

BardStrength: Happy 50 on snapchat Dawson!

Crimson: didn't Sagrevyum destroy Apollo last tourney?

x deee

EDIT; all that stupidity happened in the span of like 40 seconds

Wahiz December 22, 2016 at 11:12 PM UTC

Josh: I miss Qrysis memes

Me: xd

Me: I know, we have the best memes;)

Josh: lol

Me: Steven especially likes the Bee Movie script

Josh: LOL add me for the memes 

Me: Random might gey triggered 

Josh: Why?

Me: it's random, I don't think we need to have this discussion.

Junr December 23, 2016 at 5:12 AM UTC

https://gyazo.com/49efc5dec90553266e34f8df5de96a54

Myworld6 December 23, 2016 at 4:12 PM UTC

"Mod if i get both mons can u kick ****".

Lycorais December 23, 2016 at 6:12 PM UTC

"Mod if i get both mons can u kick ****".
Xd that guy

TooSweetSki December 23, 2016 at 9:12 PM UTC

Junr: I forgot to change my alt's name to TheTNTBrotato
TNT: lol
Snow: ooo I'll change my alt's name to TheTNTSnowtato!
TNT: LOL

Posighdun December 24, 2016 at 11:12 AM UTC

How am I so bad - Kyoal

dev_revs December 30, 2016 at 6:12 AM UTC

"Lost a good streamer today boiz, rip" 
-shadowolf

Zeusy December 30, 2016 at 9:12 AM UTC

"and people wonder why i dont like apollo, get this trash off the server" -nathy2k16

what a great way to end the year :D

benaye December 30, 2016 at 1:12 PM UTC

What about the TeamSpeak between Savy, Reza and myself. That had a few.

TheColdCrafter December 30, 2016 at 3:12 PM UTC

when vlad perm banned this guy
"vladthegreat100 banned xxxxx for 'Racism 14d'"

cellish December 30, 2016 at 6:12 PM UTC

STOP BUILD HACKING!! - Aireh (when i didn't know what ninja brisging and stuff was)

/msg (a mod) Can i be mod?!

_Nathy December 30, 2016 at 10:12 PM UTC

"and people wonder why i dont like apollo, get this trash off the server" -nathy2k16

what a great way to end the year :D
Do you really want everyone on the server to know why?

benaye December 31, 2016 at 12:12 AM UTC

STOP BUILD HACKING!! - Aireh (when i didn't know what ninja brisging and stuff was)

/msg (a mod) Can i be mod?!
Someone called me a fly hacker because I MLGed the same block 5 times due to rubberbanding and block lag...

TooSweetSki December 31, 2016 at 6:12 AM UTC

Snow: Even if the other team was full of Posighdun's and were superrrr ez, you only need to say it once.
Seth: Snow, I'm going to have to officially warn you. You have disrespected our supreme lord, Posighdun.
Snow: I would like to formally apologise.
Seth: This will not be tolerated.
Sessp: It's ok Seth, I've got this.
Sessp: Snow
Sessp: Go ban yourself
Seth: LOL

Lycorais December 31, 2016 at 11:12 AM UTC

Don't let ur memes be dreams! ~me~

MeMyselfAndGhost December 31, 2016 at 9:12 PM UTC

"Avicus is brighter than posighdun's future" - Carryinq

Legoche December 31, 2016 at 10:12 PM UTC

"and people wonder why i dont like apollo, get this trash off the server" -nathy2k16

what a great way to end the year :D
LUL inspector nathy

Acceqted January 1, 2017 at 2:01 AM UTC

http://prntscr.com/dq7g5b

benaye January 1, 2017 at 2:01 AM UTC

*queues how could this happen to me*

ElementalAssasin January 2, 2017 at 7:01 PM UTC

 ''I can't get my blocks, my scroll wheel doesn't work.'' ~Xtra


Carryinq January 2, 2017 at 9:01 PM UTC

"I can't my blocks, my scroll wheel doesn't work!" ~ Xtra 2017

ElementalAssasin January 3, 2017 at 1:01 AM UTC

"I can't my blocks, my scroll wheel doesn't work!" ~ Xtra 2017
m8 scroll to the bottom at page 149

TurkishDelite January 6, 2017 at 5:01 PM UTC

*us calling Imryan rilo*
spartemex: if they are bullying you let me know rilo

ProfessorUtonium January 8, 2017 at 1:01 AM UTC

Fouled: thousand arrows
Fouled: more like
Fouled: thousand poopies

nokia1011 January 8, 2017 at 3:01 PM UTC

"She's making tea pot noises with her mouth [:(]"
"You're like an anorexic Waddles."
 - Omgsweat

kycrafft January 14, 2017 at 1:01 AM UTC

"It is perhaps historically true that having more of things gives you an advantage, with several notable exceptions such as cancer." -prof 

benaye January 14, 2017 at 2:01 PM UTC

"It is perhaps historically true that having more of things gives you an advantage, with several notable exceptions such as cancer." -prof 
How long until I find this directly off google?

Sevoo January 14, 2017 at 3:01 PM UTC

Someone should make a revamp to this thread it's become so big and old it takes long to load xd

kycrafft January 14, 2017 at 4:01 PM UTC

How long until I find this directly off google?
17 short years

resepignev January 14, 2017 at 10:01 PM UTC

"THAT'S TICKING ME OFF!!" - ServerRebooting

Sevoo January 17, 2017 at 4:01 AM UTC

http://pastebin.com/8J6CZigi

worth reading trust me

Crimson_Aught January 17, 2017 at 4:01 PM UTC


benaye January 17, 2017 at 4:01 PM UTC

http://pastebin.com/8J6CZigi

worth reading trust me
I think Emily's ma broke her egg yolk.

Carryinq January 17, 2017 at 7:01 PM UTC

 ''I can smell burning, is the house ok'' -Aura

Phjilip January 18, 2017 at 4:01 PM UTC

http://pastebin.com/8J6CZigi

worth reading trust me
too long .-. lol, i read it

benaye January 19, 2017 at 3:01 PM UTC

too long .-. lol, i read it
Too long is what she said.

2BJ January 20, 2017 at 3:01 AM UTC

http://imgur.com/a/Cbvpl

Phjilip January 20, 2017 at 2:01 PM UTC

lmao
"I love vaginas'' lol

benaye January 21, 2017 at 3:01 AM UTC

fantasies

profbananaslug January 21, 2017 at 3:01 AM UTC

i have nothing to add, but this is the 3000th post on this thread

DaFrozenBlaze January 21, 2017 at 5:01 AM UTC

i have nothing to add, but this is the 3000th post on this thread
Did you count, or?
Unless you count possible archived posts

MasterProX January 21, 2017 at 8:01 AM UTC

Did you count, or?
Unless you count possible archived posts
What?

profbananaslug January 21, 2017 at 8:01 AM UTC

Did you count, or?
Unless you count possible archived posts
ok it's been a few hours but i've counted the posts and can confirm

DaFrozenBlaze January 21, 2017 at 8:01 AM UTC

I knew I was missing something

YourFavPsycho January 21, 2017 at 10:01 AM UTC

'Ahhhh stop gang banging me!' - YourFavPsycho

'Hey oscar where'd you get that?' - YourFavPsycho
'I dunno some guy gave it to me' - ___Oscar

Phjilip January 21, 2017 at 11:01 AM UTC

'Ahhhh stop gang banging me!' - YourFavPsycho

'Hey oscar where'd you get that?' - YourFavPsycho
'I dunno some guy gave it to me' - ___Oscar
oscar 2k17

RIP_Avicus January 23, 2017 at 7:01 PM UTC

oscar 2k17
ty ty supporter

Kashike January 26, 2017 at 9:01 PM UTC


[CHAT] «Gold | RightSide❂» I think avicus runs off mcprohostings dirt plan for 2,99

Rombeyy January 27, 2017 at 12:01 PM UTC

"Watch the caps" - Every staff on the server

"Memes" - Xuph And Cammy

TooSweetSki February 16, 2017 at 4:02 AM UTC


TheColdCrafter February 22, 2017 at 3:02 AM UTC

TheMasterClock
clock was hyper or something

Legoche February 23, 2017 at 8:02 PM UTC

Eric "Lego did Ryan tell you? I thought Cortana was a real woman working in tech support and she was so nice to me with her robotic accent, I spoke to her about EVERYTHING..."

TheMasterClock February 24, 2017 at 2:02 AM UTC

TheMasterClock
clock was hyper or something
Smh, so that's why you screenshotted it. lmao
and I got the lyrics wrong.

Redstonemaster85 February 24, 2017 at 3:02 AM UTC


shadowolfyt February 24, 2017 at 3:02 AM UTC

tf

Camemes February 24, 2017 at 9:02 AM UTC

XGalibur: Hey Cammy, wanna stalk this old man with me?

TooSweetSki February 26, 2017 at 10:02 PM UTC

Was it something I said?

TheColdCrafter February 26, 2017 at 10:02 PM UTC

Was it something I said?
It's because you're too cool

Junr February 26, 2017 at 11:02 PM UTC

Was it something I said?
Leak

TooSweetSki February 26, 2017 at 11:02 PM UTC

Rombeyy Top form :P


Rombeyy February 27, 2017 at 12:02 AM UTC

Rombeyy Top form :P

e_a

TooSweetSki March 4, 2017 at 10:03 AM UTC

Zeusy <3

Legoche March 4, 2017 at 2:03 PM UTC

Zeusy <3
Fucking Zeus LOL

ImRaging March 4, 2017 at 4:03 PM UTC

Zeusy <3
*psssst* zeus wants mod back

Rombeyy March 10, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC

"I'm leaving" - Me

"The staff is bad" - Me again

TooSweetSki March 10, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC

"I'm leaving" - Me

"The staff is bad" - Me again
:(

Rombeyy March 10, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC

:(
Memes dude I might come back since my ban is false ( I talked with passively yesterday and we tried to get some things clear which we did ) 

i want to come back to see the reaction of the ppl xD

Xuph March 15, 2017 at 6:03 AM UTC



when the middle east strikes

profbananaslug March 15, 2017 at 6:03 AM UTC



when the middle east strikes
many innocent lives were lost that game in the name of allah

Posighdun March 25, 2017 at 2:03 AM UTC

Ok so guys I need help. My buddy named Jeffery ate a Zucini and a Mint. He started Passively choking and so I ran through the Door and picked up my Drone and I started Carryinq . It was such a Proshow . It was as if a Shark had eaten that fish in finding Nemo. Now I'm no Ref but I think that he just Fouled.

RATTLEWARRIOR March 26, 2017 at 3:03 AM UTC

"NewDawn is the best and accepts only the best" - monkeyslap

Xuph March 26, 2017 at 4:03 AM UTC

Ok so guys I need help. My buddy named Jeffery ate a Zucini and a Mint. He started Passively choking and so I ran through the Door and picked up my Drone and I started Carryinq . It was such a Proshow . It was as if a Shark had eaten that fish in finding Nemo. Now I'm no Ref but I think that he just Fouled.

ref March 26, 2017 at 6:03 AM UTC

+1

_DISTRACTION_ March 28, 2017 at 3:03 AM UTC

"A.V.I.C.U.S stands for: A vicious immigrant cussing unacceptable seniors"

"A.V.I.C.U.S stands for: A viral infection contaminating useless seniormods"

- ProfessorUtonium

cellish March 28, 2017 at 11:03 AM UTC

BAN THIS HACKER FOR FUCK SAKE - potionized 2016

DaFrozenBlaze March 28, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC

BAN THIS HACKER FOR FUCK SAKE - potionized 2016
how do you remember your quote from at least more than 3 months ago

cellish March 28, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC

how do you remember your quote from at least more than 3 months ago
lmao xdxd I got tempbanned for excessive caps, thats why

AstroPizza March 28, 2017 at 1:03 PM UTC

Ryan ~ "I have a boner" 

On Teamspeak when he meant to say 'Ebola'

Crazy_ April 2, 2017 at 3:04 AM UTC

"The server future is offline because Avicus has no future" -  ProfessorUtonium

ilom_uk April 2, 2017 at 7:04 AM UTC

"Stop messing up my OSHA approved Ilom_uk Safety Bridges!" - ilom_uk

imryaan April 5, 2017 at 5:04 PM UTC

Xuph-Today at 5:59 PM

i have to
since the time i broke the monument on the league i started eating scrim crackers

Riilo April 15, 2017 at 11:04 PM UTC

<09:03:54> "dev" pokes you: lol subs xdddd nemo and ryan
<09:02:58> "Mucky" pokes you: goodluck in the tourney you guys are so fucking sad
<09:03:39> "R3DSS" pokes you: LOL  ur such a p u s s y
<09:06:19> "Mucky" pokes you: go choke on one
<09:04:23> "R3DSS" pokes you: U had nemo ryan and okiba playing for you lol absolute puussy enjoy the rape in tourney

xNemoII April 15, 2017 at 11:04 PM UTC

Riilo

"i think you're not suppose to be on the point in order to capture the point"

Riilo April 15, 2017 at 11:04 PM UTC

Riilo

"i think you're not suppose to be on the point in order to capture the point"
xD

dev_revs April 15, 2017 at 11:04 PM UTC

cycles to powerhouse

Rilo: bad map we refuse to play

cycles to draxel

Rilo: Shit map we are not paying this

cycles to alpine

Xenarch: can we play senex

gl in tourney


Riilo April 16, 2017 at 1:04 AM UTC

cycles to powerhouse

Rilo: bad map we refuse to play

cycles to draxel

Rilo: Shit map we are not paying this

cycles to alpine

Xenarch: can we play senex

gl in tourney

"gl in tourney"
You realize you are allowed to take maps out, like veto them or something.

Anyways 1 person said "can we play senex" so don't refer to that as the team :D 

Also, good luck in the tournament without getting salty!!!

<09:03:54> "dev" pokes you: lol subs xdddd nemo and ryan
<09:02:58> "Mucky" pokes you: goodluck in the tourney you guys are so fucking sad
<09:03:39> "R3DSS" pokes you: LOL  ur such a p u s s y
<09:06:19> "Mucky" pokes you: go choke on one
<09:04:23> "R3DSS" pokes you: U had nemo ryan and okiba playing for you lol absolute puussy enjoy the rape in tourney

Crazy_ April 16, 2017 at 1:04 AM UTC

"Oh hey we were talking about a bunch of things and not about you before you joined" -  _DISTRACTION_

poofywoo April 16, 2017 at 1:04 AM UTC

Easy 

- Hexxy

dev_revs April 16, 2017 at 1:04 AM UTC

"gl in tourney"
You realize you are allowed to take maps out, like veto them or something.

Anyways 1 person said "can we play senex" so don't refer to that as the team :D 

Also, good luck in the tournament without getting salty!!!

<09:03:54> "dev" pokes you: lol subs xdddd nemo and ryan
<09:02:58> "Mucky" pokes you: goodluck in the tourney you guys are so fucking sad
<09:03:39> "R3DSS" pokes you: LOL  ur such a p u s s y
<09:06:19> "Mucky" pokes you: go choke on one
<09:04:23> "R3DSS" pokes you: U had nemo ryan and okiba playing for you lol absolute puussy enjoy the rape in tourney
there is no veto for this tournament LOL

Riilo April 16, 2017 at 2:04 AM UTC

there is no veto for this tournament LOL
LOL RIP

twopump April 20, 2017 at 4:04 AM UTC

"wetyiuokjhgdsasdfgh" - salty players when they die
"wow", "how", "omg", "sad/asd", "bad" - salty players when they die to the void/group fight
"Please dont say nood in chat." - Heinrik first day on the job, after telling a player to not say noob

Myworld6 April 20, 2017 at 8:04 PM UTC

"wetyiuokjhgdsasdfgh" - salty players when they die
"wow", "how", "omg", "sad/asd", "bad" - salty players when they die to the void/group fight
"Please dont say nood in chat." - Heinrik first day on the job, after telling a player to not say noob
At least you didn't spend most of it asking questions like I did.

_Wapa April 20, 2017 at 8:04 PM UTC

"YOUR ATISTIC"-pretty sure it was Xtra

twopump April 22, 2017 at 11:04 PM UTC

At least you didn't spend most of it asking questions like I did.
xd

shadowolfyt April 24, 2017 at 2:04 PM UTC

"I'm stealing their clothes" - PixelCat11

InDN April 24, 2017 at 10:04 PM UTC

some one said rprestois in chat lol, trying to refer to ./prestige

poofywoo April 25, 2017 at 7:04 AM UTC

Put it down and close the door -  XtraMajestical 2k17

kon333 April 25, 2017 at 7:04 AM UTC

Put it down and close the door -  XtraMajestical 2k17
xD

MeMyselfAndGhost April 25, 2017 at 12:04 PM UTC

http://prntscr.com/f269z1

ALM April 25, 2017 at 7:04 PM UTC

"We need more RAM" - ALM
"Just put more i7 stickers on it" - Zedther

_DISTRACTION_ April 28, 2017 at 12:04 AM UTC

TheMasterClock - My car's motor blew up today.

MeMyselfAndGhost April 28, 2017 at 3:04 PM UTC

zicuri

"Let's swear in cursing forbiddan"

"Fucking beach"

"Ghost onswer my question"

falz April 28, 2017 at 4:04 PM UTC

Who's that

MeMyselfAndGhost April 28, 2017 at 10:04 PM UTC

Who's that
Erica

falz April 29, 2017 at 12:04 AM UTC

Erica
And who is erica XDD

KojaCola April 29, 2017 at 1:04 AM UTC

"You don't sound Asian" - Rilo 2017

cellish April 29, 2017 at 9:04 AM UTC

Elf - Ehlf

Xuph April 29, 2017 at 10:04 AM UTC

Erica
pervert wtf LOL

MeMyselfAndGhost April 29, 2017 at 10:04 AM UTC

pervert wtf LOL
LOL WTF

Riilo April 30, 2017 at 11:04 PM UTC

*wazzah, komodo and I here sex noises*
Wazzah: Ghost, what the fuck are you watching?
Ghost: MY TITS ARE BIGGER THAN HERS
Wazzah: WTF

gyalchester May 1, 2017 at 6:05 AM UTC

I see - CheersCammy

TooSweetSki May 3, 2017 at 10:05 AM UTC

We're professionals!  shadowolfyt  Posighdun


shadowolfyt May 3, 2017 at 12:05 PM UTC

We're professionals!  shadowolfyt  Posighdun

lololololol xDDDDD

_DISTRACTION_ May 4, 2017 at 6:05 PM UTC

EDJM9 on Atromix:

"This map is actually giving me brain failure."

Xuph May 19, 2017 at 6:05 PM UTC

pre tourney strats by lego che

"aggresive pvpers go right"
"peachy go left"

rinn May 19, 2017 at 6:05 PM UTC

pre tourney strats by lego che

"aggresive pvpers go right"
"peachy go left"
piece of shit

Camemes June 16, 2017 at 7:06 AM UTC

Avia: "The capitol of Russia is the Soviet Union."

Xuph June 16, 2017 at 10:06 AM UTC

"the currency in spain in cps" -me and seut

Camemes June 29, 2017 at 4:06 AM UTC

Shadowolf: "Unless he's deaf and he can't see text."

Lokigh July 27, 2017 at 7:07 PM UTC

"I WAS TITPUG" -meant to say I was typing :^^^^^^^^^^^)

Tropeca July 27, 2017 at 11:07 PM UTC

https://gyazo.com/596d91e8cc2a4a05c8b2c9ab04dcfa25

kon333 July 28, 2017 at 12:07 AM UTC

"It's not coming back.

End of discussion"

Myworld6 July 28, 2017 at 3:07 PM UTC

"It's not coming back.

End of discussion"
Wait, was that about Avicus' credibility or...?

kon333 July 28, 2017 at 3:07 PM UTC

Wait, was that about Avicus' credibility or...?
1.7

Rubikscrafter July 28, 2017 at 4:07 PM UTC

"I WAS TITPUG" -meant to say I was typing :^^^^^^^^^^^)
That was amazing lol

Myworld6 July 28, 2017 at 5:07 PM UTC

1.7
Pity. Could work in my context. Oh well.

kon333 July 28, 2017 at 7:07 PM UTC

Pity. Could work in my context. Oh well.
It could xD

Skquid July 30, 2017 at 10:07 PM UTC

Whutafrik 
~JapaneseSquid
Excuse me sir
~JapaneseSquid
r00d
~JapaneseSquid
C00li0
~JapaneseSquid

_DISTRACTION_ August 2, 2017 at 3:08 AM UTC

Skquid the rapper:

It's every day bro on the Avicus Network flow
Mod ref translator in 3 years, definitely done before
I passed all those trials man, senior mod is next
Poppin all these alt checks 
Ban for evasion is then next 
And I joined the staff too and I'm coming with the crew, this is avicus staff kid who the hell are all of you
And you know i kick them out if they team griefing you
Yeah I'm talking about you, you blowing up base for "protection"
Talking smack in appeal too but you still dmed on discord last night
It was 8:32 and I got the dm to prove and all I the recordings too don't make me leak them the truth
And I just broke the mon and the credits are like from a god church
Japan is where I'm from, I don't like chewing gum
We shooting like a bow, no tattoos so you know 
I w tap and run, catch me at group A game one
I actually can be outdone, keenanjt is number one 
It's every other day bro
It's every other day bro
It's every other day bro
I say It's every other day bro

You know it's Austin Mayes and my server stay runnin'
Yes I can fix things, so you know what's comin'
Avi is my city
And if weren't for the mod team then the server would be sh*tty
I'll pass it to LFT cause you know he stay litty 

3 years ago you found out my name but you still want my fame?
I'm only going up now I'm going off I'm never dying off
Like Squid, you? Can't rap? can't you?
All these players I ran through, hit mod and official not in a month
Where are you? Hating on me but now it's you I shake 
Think you need to get your facts straight
The admins helped bring me to the top now we're LoA off
Staff applications are why those player are at our door
It's busy at the top so we all going
We left Mczone now the staff are rollin
It's avi staff, kid 
We're back again always last, never first 
We might not be the best but we definitely ain't worst
It's every other day bro
It's every other day bro
It's every other day bro
I say It's every other day bro
Passively please do a Spanish verse here

Skquid August 2, 2017 at 4:08 AM UTC

Skquid the rapper:

It's every day bro on the Avicus Network flow
Mod ref translator in 3 years, definitely done before
I passed all those trials man, senior mod is next
Poppin all these alt checks 
Ban for evasion is then next 
And I joined the staff too and I'm coming with the crew, this is avicus staff kid who the hell are all of you
And you know i kick them out if they team griefing you
Yeah I'm talking about you, you blowing up base for "protection"
Talking smack in appeal too but you still dmed on discord last night
It was 8:32 and I got the dm to prove and all I the recordings too don't make me leak them the truth
And I just broke the mon and the credits are like from a god church
Japan is where I'm from, I don't like chewing gum
We shooting like a bow, no tattoos so you know 
I w tap and run, catch me at group A game one
I actually can be outdone, keenanjt is number one 
It's every other day bro
It's every other day bro
It's every other day bro
I say It's every other day bro

You know it's Austin Mayes and my server stay runnin'
Yes I can fix things, so you know what's comin'
Avi is my city
And if weren't for the mod team then the server would be sh*tty
I'll pass it to LFT cause you know he stay litty 

3 years ago you found out my name but you still want my fame?
I'm only going up now I'm going off I'm never dying off
Like Squid, you? Can't rap? can't you?
All these players I ran through, hit mod and official not in a month
Where are you? Hating on me but now it's you I shake 
Think you need to get your facts straight
The admins helped bring me to the top now we're LoA off
Staff applications are why those player are at our door
It's busy at the top so we all going
We left Mczone now the staff are rollin
It's avi staff, kid 
We're back again always last, never first 
We might not be the best but we definitely ain't worst
It's every other day bro
It's every other day bro
It's every other day bro
I say It's every other day bro
Passively please do a Spanish verse here
You just placed a dent in all of humanity

Skquid August 4, 2017 at 12:08 AM UTC

Thats be awesome
~ BoldAndBrash

Wahiz August 14, 2017 at 12:08 AM UTC

Besides shadowolf he's always lit - me and seth

Wahiz August 14, 2017 at 1:08 PM UTC

http://imgur.com/a/ehmXL

gotta love politics

Wahiz August 14, 2017 at 5:08 PM UTC

Wait is Toronto even a province lol - Eric

Vior_ August 14, 2017 at 7:08 PM UTC

"Hot"

Wahiz August 15, 2017 at 8:08 PM UTC

PceTeddy: Why does my app say denied for immaturity

Me: Cause you're immature most likely..?

Riilo August 15, 2017 at 8:08 PM UTC

PceTeddy: Why does my app say denied for immaturity

Me: Cause you're immature most likely..?
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Cow_Man06 August 15, 2017 at 10:08 PM UTC

I'll be the poosy to his don ~ vlad (discord)

Wahiz August 17, 2017 at 9:08 PM UTC

Me: fuck I'm retarded today
Cat: We know don't worry
Ghost: Today????

Czco August 18, 2017 at 1:08 PM UTC

"One day Xenarch will be good"

Riilo August 20, 2017 at 3:08 AM UTC

Gill: ALM actually now owns 40% of the server
Glitchy: What, $10?

Wahiz August 20, 2017 at 12:08 PM UTC

"Teams called OutCast because that's what they all are :^)"

Crimson_Aught August 26, 2017 at 10:08 AM UTC


Wahiz September 10, 2017 at 12:09 AM UTC

'I'm not annoying I'm Mench'

Jahaj December 28, 2017 at 2:12 AM UTC

Bump for the memories!

poofywoo December 28, 2017 at 4:12 AM UTC

“Henry is bad”

- Everybody

Nethersnow December 28, 2017 at 4:12 AM UTC

MVP: ~
Press F to pay respects.

L

Mench December 28, 2017 at 6:12 AM UTC

hi im mench -mench

Riilo December 28, 2017 at 9:12 AM UTC

"Shutdown FAQ We will update this post as more questions arise.

cellish December 28, 2017 at 10:12 AM UTC

why unban a cheater - shadowbladz

Junr December 29, 2017 at 7:12 AM UTC

*back when I was mod*
(In staff chat)Me: wait  paulna ,  you’re the only female mod? :o nice
JeTePardonne: WAIT WHAT IM A GIRL D:
Me: OH YEAH, IM SO SORRY LOL

EDJM9 December 30, 2017 at 3:12 AM UTC

"The End"

- ALM

JeTePardonne December 30, 2017 at 11:12 PM UTC

*back when I was mod*
(In staff chat)Me: wait  paulna ,  you’re the only female mod? :o nice
JeTePardonne: WAIT WHAT IM A GIRL D:
Me: OH YEAH, IM SO SORRY LOL
LOL I REMEMBER THIS XDDD

Petlas January 5, 2018 at 8:01 AM UTC

"CHRSIT
oh lord"

"duuude
narly bruh
idk why I said dude
MoVinG ON"

- the legend himself,  SnowSX3

SnowSX3 January 5, 2018 at 8:01 AM UTC

"CHRSIT
oh lord"

"duuude
narly bruh
idk why I said dude
MoVinG ON"

- the legend himself,  SnowSX3
Umm did you just make this quoting rivalry 3 years long?

I shall be victorious!!

Petlas January 5, 2018 at 8:01 AM UTC

Umm did you just make this quoting rivalry 3 years long?

I shall be victorious!!
if this thread goes down i'm going down with it

the battle's only just begun, sonny

SnowSX3 January 5, 2018 at 8:01 AM UTC

Snow: Quick! Say something quoteable!
Petlas: 
NEVER
Petlas
: YOU FOOL, I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF SLIPPING UP ON MY OWN
Snow: hahahahaha
Snow: capable*
Petlas: that’s how I spelt it?
Snow: MADE YOU LOOK
Petlas: FUCK

Petlas <3

Petlas January 5, 2018 at 8:01 AM UTC

Snow: Quick! Say something quoteable!
Petlas: 
NEVER
Petlas
: YOU FOOL, I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF SLIPPING UP ON MY OWN
Snow: hahahahaha
Snow: capable*
Petlas: that’s how I spelt it?
Snow: MADE YOU LOOK
Petlas: FUCK

Petlas <3
this is foul play, your honour

i demand my dignity back

SnowSX3 January 5, 2018 at 8:01 AM UTC

this is foul play, your honour

i demand my dignity back
I think with all these quotes over the years, we’ve stolen each other’s dignity long ago.

sooo.. trade?